Live Video: Clown Fight in New Hampshire, Thread 2

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:21:47pm

Thirsty Rubio up again…running against Obama…getting booed….

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:22:10pm

Rubio mainlining Red Bull.

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:22:15pm

<Old radio announcer’s voice>

Last thread, Ben Carson fell asleep, Jeb Bush was present, and little Timmy Rubio had fallen down a well…

</Old radio announcer’s voice>

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Charles Johnson  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:22:44pm

Rubio is getting absolutely crushed tonight by the awesome weight of Chris Christie.

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freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:22:52pm

Rubio really needs run against Barack Obama.

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bratwurst  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:23:02pm
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FormerDirtDart  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:23:24pm
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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:23:40pm

Jeb@ wants to grow more millionaires. Should I be picturing Farmville or The Matrix?

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Skip Intro  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:23:48pm

How about a nice drink of this bottled water from Flint, Marco?

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:23:52pm

Bush and taxes…MOAR MILLONAIRES HURR HURR HURR

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:24:34pm

Bush has a totally troo story from an unnamed woman about teh lazy poors gettin’ paid to not work.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:25:00pm

The audience is booing Rubio again. Man, this debate is turning out to be a lot more fun than I thought it would.

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thedopefishlives  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:25:26pm

re: #12 Charles Johnson

The audience is booing Rubio again. Man, this debate is turning out to be a lot more fun than I thought it would.

What’s amusing to me is that Rubio is the candidate of choice of fishfolk and a lot of the other middle-America evangelicals I know.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:25:44pm

Taxing teh rich means they all go to Galt’s Gulch and we will be dooooooooomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:25:45pm

Seventy billion dollars of wealth leaves a bed in Nebraska whenever Warren Buffett goes to the bathroom. It’s just not that impressive a figure.

I thought New Jersey had good job growth…

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Major Tom  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:25:46pm

Carpet Bombing ISIS!!!

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:25:48pm

Be nice to the money or it will leave!

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bratwurst  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:25:55pm

Alright, carpet bombing time!

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Joe Bacon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:26:03pm

re: #8 Brian J.

Jeb@ wants to grow more millionaires. Should I be picturing Farmville or The Matrix?

Nope. Jebthro wants people to buy more Powerball tickets!

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thedopefishlives  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:26:15pm

re: #18 bratwurst

Alright, carpet bombing time!

I asked downstairs, what the hell did Cruz say that resulted in that CNN statement you posted?

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Stanley Sea  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:26:26pm

re: #13 thedopefishlives

What’s amusing to me is that Rubio is the candidate of choice of fishfolk and a lot of the other middle-America evangelicals I know.

My conservative family as well. He’s the moderate they see in this shitshow of a line up.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:26:42pm

Cruz waiting to blow his nuclear nut on ISIS and everybody living near by.

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:26:46pm

I wonder if Cross has any idea what he’d bomb 1100 times a day in Raqqa.

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Major Tom  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:26:48pm

OOOOH. It’s a metaphor!

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:27:00pm

Obama hasn’t even used the words ‘utterly’ or ‘overwhelming’!

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bratwurst  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:27:14pm

re: #20 thedopefishlives

I asked downstairs, what the hell did Cruz say that resulted in that CNN statement you posted?

He continues to lie about a CNN report leading to his campaign spreading the false rumor that Carson was suspending his campaign.

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:27:22pm

Now Cruz is trying to say carpet bombing means precision bombing.

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Major Tom  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:27:50pm

Cruz is an articulate Palin.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:28:10pm

WTF??? Veterans telling him they don’t like ROE?

I really don’t think this ever happened.

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b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:28:15pm

re: #27 jaunte

Now Cruz is trying to say carpet bombing means precision bombing.

I think Precision Carpet is a store on a highway here

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bratwurst  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:28:21pm

re: #26 bratwurst

He continues to lie about a CNN report leading to his campaign spreading the false rumor that Carson was suspending his campaign.

Any reason you would downding this, Skip Intro?

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:28:31pm

Arms tied behind their backs!

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:28:50pm

Blow the fuck out of a country and then run. Yeah, that always works out for the good. Just look at Germany after WWI…oh wait, bad example.

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:28:50pm

Rubio says that ISIS wants to trigger a showdown with the West in Dabiq, and he’s all for it!

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Skip Intro  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:28:51pm

re: #31 bratwurst

Any reason you would downding this, Skip Intro?

I didn’t know I had. I’ll go back and check.

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thedopefishlives  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:28:55pm

re: #27 jaunte

Now Cruz is trying to say carpet bombing means precision bombing.

First he said glass craters, then he said carpet bombing, now precision bombing. Cruz is apparently realizing the negative backlash from his overly aggressive posturing.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:29:05pm

Thirsty Rubio back on sound bites.

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b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:29:06pm

SPITBALLS!

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:29:19pm

Rubiobot’s operating system seems to need a bit more work.

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:29:35pm

re: #36 thedopefishlives

Glowing sand blowback.

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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:29:43pm

Kind of like Obama’s doing huh Rubio.

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Kragar  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:29:46pm
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Charles Johnson  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:29:54pm

All of these guys are complete assholes, pandering to an audience of complete assholes.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:29:58pm

RUBIO TALKING LIKE HE ALWAYS HAS THE FUCKING CAPS LOCKED ON AND HE NEEDS AN EXCLAMATION POINT AFTER EVERY SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:30:00pm

re: #39 Targetpractice

Rubiobot’s operating system seems to need a bit more work.

Nah, it’s time to recall it. Cannot be salvaged. Mary Katherine Ham is cheerfully calling him an idiot in code.

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bratwurst  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:30:33pm

Do you think Marco meant to say Sunni Muslims? Or he doesn’t know there is a difference between Arabs and Muslims?

He might be shocked to learn there are a lot of Arab Christians!

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Major Tom  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:30:36pm

re: #43 Charles Johnson

All of these guys are complete assholes, pandering to an audience of complete assholes.

Each one of them is either delusional or a charlatan.

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Decatur Deb  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:30:37pm

re: #36 thedopefishlives

First he said glass craters, then he said carpet bombing, now precision bombing. Cruz is apparently realizing the negative backlash from his overly aggressive posturing.

Did Cruz serve in the Canadian air force? He sure didn’t serve in ours.

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thedopefishlives  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:30:40pm

re: #43 Charles Johnson

All of these guys are complete assholes, pandering to an audience of complete assholes.

And not realizing that the non-assholes are all staring, mouths agape, as if we can’t believe that these people are real.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:30:41pm

I know right now Hillary and Bill are fighting back the tears of laughter watching the Insane KKKlown Posse!

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:31:07pm

re: #48 Decatur Deb

Did Cruz serve in the Canadian air force? He sure didn’t serve in ours.

Maybe he played that app that Arnold Schwarzenegger is advertising.

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ObserverArt  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:31:21pm

“Hello, I’m Ted Cruz. I am the politician that is not a politician. I believe in everything you do, and I hate everything you do. I am an outsider anti-establishment candidate established in Washington as a Senator hated by Democrats and Republicans alike.”

“Vote for me.”

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freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:31:22pm

Rubio needs to stick to white shirts and moderately saturated ties on the blue/magenta scale.

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b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:31:53pm

I think that Rubio’s third place trophy from Iowa is going to end up being pretty lonely up on the mantle.

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Kragar  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:31:54pm
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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:31:59pm

Uh-oh, Rubio’s straying from the GOP-approving talking points. ISIS and Al-Q are supposed to be totally separate groups, never ever connected. If you connect them, you then invite questions about why Al-Q was in Iraq in the first place.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:32:02pm

Obummer cut a deal with the Shia in Iraq!!!!!!

Does he know we are dealing with the legitimate government in Iraq?

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bratwurst  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:32:18pm

BOMB THE OIL!

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:32:19pm
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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:32:30pm

re: #52 ObserverArt

“Hello, I’m Ted Cruz. I am the politician that is not a politician. I believe in everything you do, and I hate everything you do. I am an outsider anti-establishment candidate established in Washington as a Senator hated by Democrats and Republicans alike.”

“Vote for me.”

Sounds like Sanders’ USP, except he replaces hatred with indifference.

Donald Trump thinks trucks sail and that Douglas MacArthur was a good general.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:32:36pm

re: #48 Decatur Deb

Did Cruz serve in the Canadian air force? He sure didn’t serve in ours.

No but I bet L’il Rafael played a lot of Avalon Hill war-games when he was in college!

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thedopefishlives  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:32:43pm

re: #55 Kragar

Goddamn it. I don’t know why, but I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.

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freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:33:00pm

MacArthur!

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b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:33:03pm

What’s on the palm of Trump’s left hand?

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Barefoot Grin  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:33:04pm

A local FB page called Manchester Information follows police scanners to photograph and report on local happenings. Manchester being what it is, a lot of it has to do with drug busts (though a lot of that has to do with the police busting people who have nodded off in parking lots). Today, the service workers’ union has had a large protest to ask for $15/hour wages. Manch Info featured this in many more posts and pictures than they usually do. The photos made it clear that this is a black-led, out-of-state-led movement, and that they are idiots (posted a protester’s sign that was upside down twice).

Until now, I have lurked. But I was pissed, so I asked why a site dedicated to exploiting homeless drug addicts wanted to make fun of those who are actually working.

Can anyone anticipate the (ungrammatical and misspelled) comments I received?

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:33:05pm

re: #58 bratwurst

BOMB THE OIL!

Yeah, I can’t imagine why anybody would be against oil derrick fires…

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:33:28pm

re: #58 bratwurst

BOMB THE OIL!

Ya hafta knock the hell out of the oil, take the oil.

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Skip Intro  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:33:33pm

I’m declaring Carly Fiorina the winner of this debate.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:33:38pm

Trump doing the Kick their ass and take the gas that wingnuts love.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:33:40pm

re: #62 thedopefishlives

Goddamn it. I don’t know why, but I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.

You’re anticipating the Saturday Night Live skits for next week’s show!

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:33:52pm

re: #66 Targetpractice

Yeah, I can’t imagine why anybody would be against oil derrick fires…

Does Trump think the oil is just left out there in barrels? This is like that other ISIS-held town, Wat Dafuq.

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:34:04pm

How do you take the oil when it’s all burned up in the atmosphere?

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No Depression  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:34:07pm

re: #52 ObserverArt

“Hello, I’m Ted Cruz. I am the politician that is not a politician. I believe in everything you do, and I hate everything you do. I am an outsider anti-establishment candidate established in Washington as a Senator hated by Democrats and Republicans alike.”

“Vote for me.”

Schrodinger’s Politician.

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:34:08pm

Not just bomb it TAKE IT!

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bratwurst  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:34:15pm

Martha Raddatz is easily among the best debate moderators I have seen this season.

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WhatEVs  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:34:32pm

Trump is up, Rubio down.

m.oddschecker.com

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:35:06pm

re: #70 Joe Bacon

You’re anticipating the Saturday Night Live skits for next week’s show!

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Kragar  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:35:07pm
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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:35:10pm

re: #61 Joe Bacon

No but I bet L’il Rafael played a lot of Avalon Hill war-games when he was in college!

Not upscale enough. Panzer Leader was for history geeks.

(I still have a copies of Panzer Leader and Panzer Blitz)

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thedopefishlives  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:35:11pm

re: #72 The Vicious Babushka

How do you take the oil when it’s all burned up in the atmosphere?

STOP ASKING HARD QUESTIONS!!!!

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:35:13pm

“Without the United States, nothing seems to work.” Yeah, Jeb/, that’s a real good approach to start negotiating that coalition you want.

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Major Tom  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:35:14pm

Bush is Hilarious! Lessons from history in having an unstable government due to lack of planning…. Libya! LIBYA! Not Iraq!?>?

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:35:39pm

NOV. 16, 2015
U.S. Warplanes Strike ISIS Oil Trucks in Syria
nytimes.com

According to an initial assessment, 116 trucks were destroyed in the attack, which took place near Deir al-Zour, an area in eastern Syria that is controlled by the Islamic State.

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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:35:50pm
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Joe Bacon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:36:13pm

This is Rubio right now…

Compilation flats - Wile E.Coyote

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bratwurst  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:36:20pm

Carson whining about screen time…drink!

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freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:36:21pm

Carson can do orange ties… Rubio should not.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:36:23pm

Ben Carson looked at an atlas before the debate, apparently.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:36:32pm
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ObserverArt  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:36:46pm

re: #53 freetoken

Rubio needs to stick to white shirts and moderately saturated ties on the blue/magenta scale.

Rubio needs to get off the freaking stage. He isn’t cut out for this no matter how much he thinks he is ready for the job. He has shown how shallow and lightweight his whole candidacy is, almost like he is playing a game.

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freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:36:52pm

re: #88 Aunty Entity Dragon

Ben Carson looked at an atlas before the debate, apparently.

gazetteer

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Stanley Sea  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:36:52pm

re: #64 b.d.

What’s on the palm of Trump’s left hand?

For real? Screenshot needdddded

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:36:57pm

Ben Carson has a BGO- “None of us up here is a military expert.”

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Charles Johnson  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:37:12pm
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Joe Bacon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:37:13pm

re: #79 Aunty Entity Dragon

Not upscale enough. Panzer Leader was for history geeks.

(I still have a copies of Panzer Leader and Panzer Blitz)

I’ve got both of those, Starship Troopers, Kingmaker and Third Reich. Damn, I loved playing them when I was in college!

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Aye Pod  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:37:17pm

Rubio re: #83 jaunte

NOV. 16, 2015
U.S. Warplanes Strike ISIS Oil Trucks in Syria
nytimes.com

They bombed it, but they didn’t take it. That makes them a LOSER.

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:37:37pm

re: #53 freetoken

Rubio needs to stick to white shirts and moderately saturated ties on the blue/magenta scale.

I’m sure his shirt is moderately saturated now!

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:37:38pm

re: #82 Major Tom

No, LIbya, is an example of what happens when an outside group tries to hijack a nation.

The Muslim Brotherhood being the outside group.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:37:44pm

Oh fuck me. War crimes back in fashion.

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:38:03pm

Cruz hasn’t figured out how much torture the audience wants.

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:38:31pm

I’m confident that 10 minutes of this debate would violate the Geneva Conventions.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:38:34pm
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ObserverArt  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:38:38pm

What? Cruz…where you going with this “not torture” crap man? You’re in the weeds.

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bratwurst  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:38:46pm

Cruz getting into fantasy scenarios inspired by the TV show 24.

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b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:38:55pm

re: #92 Stanley Sea

For real? Screenshot needdddded

Beyond my capcabilities but it was a red area right in the middle of his left palm

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Major Tom  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:39:04pm

“WE HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE!”

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:39:11pm
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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:39:14pm

Cruz would bring back John Yoo doctrines.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:39:28pm

re: #90 ObserverArt

Rubio needs to get off the freaking stage. He isn’t cut out for this no matter how much he thinks he is ready for the job. He has shown how shallow and lightweight his whole candidacy is, almost like he is playing a game.

But he’s the best bet against cray.

Unless Jeb! makes an amazing come from behind.

I want a smart race for POTUS. But that’s just me.

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Skip Intro  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:39:37pm

re: #94 Charles Johnson

When the Mexicans get done building his wall, they’ll start tunneling their way to the Middle East to steal the oil without anybody knowing. And it will be the classiest pipeline ever built.

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:39:37pm

Anyone who just clapped needs to be sent to a mental institution, for his/ her safety and that of their neighbors.

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:39:47pm

Trump:
“I’m gonna torture the fuck out of people…it’s be yuuuge”

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freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:39:52pm

Back to medieval for us, I guess…

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Major Tom  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:40:00pm

Who is Predator Jones?

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:40:01pm

Drawing and quartering, but used sparingly.

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Decatur Deb  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:40:18pm

re: #89 Charles Johnson

It’s almost impressive how Rubio diverts every question into an attack on Obama. He’s relentless.

He’s determined to make Obama a 2-term president.

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Aye Pod  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:40:19pm

Trump should have been invited to expand on his last remark.

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:40:22pm

re: #109 Stanley Sea

But he’s the best bet against cray.

Unless Jeb! makes an amazing come from behind.

I want a smart race for POTUS. But that’s just me.

There’s still Kasich, and possibly Christie once he finishes picking bits of Rubio out of his teeth.

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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:40:23pm

If waterboarding is not torture then Cruz, Trump lets see you go through it.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:40:26pm

re: #111 Brian J.

Anyone who just clapped needs to be sent to a mental institution, for his/ her safety and that of their neighbors.

Never underestimate the sadism potential of a pro authoritarian mob.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:40:44pm

re: #114 Major Tom

Who is Predator Jones?

According to Fox News, he’s the head of ACORN…

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Skip Intro  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:41:11pm

re: #119 Tigger2

If waterboarding is not torture then Cruz, Trump lets see you go through it.

Make it a threesome with Hannity. They could do in on Fox.

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:41:20pm

Marco’s channeling “24”

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Major Tom  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:41:22pm

The biggest problem according to Rubio, that we are not currently torturing detainees that we have had for years.

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:41:25pm

re: #114 Major Tom

Who is Predator Jones?

Curious Jones’ meaner cousin.

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thedopefishlives  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:41:36pm

re: #123 jaunte

Marco’s channeling “24”

It’s all they know. Apparently, real life works like TV and movies.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:41:43pm

Rubio still running against Obama.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:41:45pm
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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:42:39pm

Forcing funds on the states?

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Lidane  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:42:43pm

Ted Cruz is a lunatic. That is all.

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Skip Intro  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:42:46pm

re: #128 Charles Johnson

Let’s start with some people out in Oregon.

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:43:00pm

Cruz’s going to repeal every illegal EO…so, like, none?

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:43:01pm

DAY ONE

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:43:02pm

Cruz will never shut up.

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Decatur Deb  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:43:05pm

re: #128 Charles Johnson

Rubio: “We should be putting people into Guantanamo, not emptying it out.”

“Ammon Bundy does not approve this message.”

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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:43:11pm

re: #122 Skip Intro

Make it a threesome with Hannity. They could do in on Fox.

We can also toss in Rubio he seemed open to it.

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b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:43:22pm

President Wingnut promises to do away with Obama’s executive orders but never gets around to saying that they wouldn’t sign any themselves.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:43:28pm

DEALZ!!!!!!!!

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thedopefishlives  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:43:30pm

re: #132 Targetpractice

Cruz’s going to repeal every illegal EO…so, like, none?

You know, there are ways to invalidate executive orders. The fact that they haven’t done so is telling.

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:43:30pm

Flat Tax! DRINK!

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:43:54pm

re: #136 Tigger2

We can also toss in Rubio he seemed open to it.

I read about that in a Heinlein novel, I think.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:43:56pm

re: #128 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

Yes, Marco! Let’s start with the Bundy Gang!

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:43:59pm

re: #140 Targetpractice

Flat Tax! DRINK!

Abolish the IRS! Chaser!

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:44:08pm

Tip O’Neill wasn’t out of his fucking mind, Donald!

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thedopefishlives  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:44:18pm

re: #143 jaunte

Abolish the IRS! Chaser!

Bomb the IRS! Oh, wait…

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Lidane  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:44:23pm
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Kragar  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:44:52pm
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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:44:53pm
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Schroedinger's Dog  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:44:58pm

re: #146 Lidane

[Embedded content]

Cognitive dissonance: DRINK!

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:44:59pm

Get everybody in Congress in a room and get them to agree. Well gee, Donald, you make it sound so easy…

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:45:06pm

Kaisich is still alive?

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:45:21pm

Kasich is talking about pleading with people. This isn’t “please clap” or Rubio’s floundering, but it’s close.

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:45:27pm

But why should a presidential candidate know about laws?

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Joe Bacon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:45:40pm

I have to stop the drinking game tonight. I’ve already downed four cups of coffee from my Nespresso Vertuoline machine!

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Major Tom  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:45:46pm

Kasich’s distilled message: “We are all Americans,” Is not resonating with conservatives.

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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:45:51pm

re: #152 Brian J.

Kasich is talking about pleading with people. This isn’t “please clap” or Rubio’s floundering, but it’s close.

He’s weak.

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thedopefishlives  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:45:53pm

re: #150 Targetpractice

Get everybody in Congress in a room and get them to agree. Well gee, Donald, you make it sound so easy…

I’ve said it before: Trump has no fucking clue how our political system works. He seriously thinks he will just impose his will on Congress and it will magically happen.

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ObserverArt  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:46:03pm

Anyone else getting a headache and one eye closing in disbelief as you watch this, ahhh debate?

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:46:06pm

Desperate for time at this point, I guess.

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Major Tom  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:46:15pm

re: #149 Schroedinger’s Dog

Cognitive dissonance: DRINK!

I’m out already.

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:46:19pm
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Schroedinger's Dog  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:46:23pm

Meanwhile Carly Fiorina is doing Jaeger shots in her bathroom

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:46:34pm

I love Republicans, because they seem to have absolutely no problem believing in two totally contradictory ideas: They’ll make all the things they want happen, BUT they’ll also work with Congress.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:46:51pm

Are you fucking serious? Tenth Amendment now? States Raughts?

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Joe Bacon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:46:56pm

re: #162 Schroedinger’s Dog

Meanwhile Carly Fiorina is doing Jaeger shots in her bathroom

No she’s throwing a fit in front of her TV because she’s not there…

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:46:57pm

Jim Gilmore just looks more attractive all the time, doesn’t he?

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weave  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:47:00pm

God, “Bush Administration” Does anyone want to hear that?

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thedopefishlives  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:47:02pm

re: #163 Targetpractice

I love Republicans, because they seem to have absolutely no problem believing in two totally contradictory ideas: They’ll make all the things they want happen, BUT they’ll also work with Congress.

To be fair, they also seem to think they’ll own Congress after they win the Presidency.

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:47:18pm

EPA delegated back to the states…and Flint got poisoned.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:47:30pm

re: #155 Major Tom

Kasich’s distilled message: “We are all Americans,” Is not resonating with conservatives.

On TV. I hope his ground game is better.

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Cheechako  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:47:31pm

Ben?…Ben?….Anybody see Ben?

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Decatur Deb  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:47:36pm

re: #168 thedopefishlives

To be fair, they also seem to think they’ll own Congress after they win the Presidency.

If they do, they will.

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freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:47:51pm

Jeb! thinks by being a “10ther” he’s going to get votes.

Dear Jeb! - ain’t going to work.

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Kragar  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:47:51pm
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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:47:51pm

re: #167 weave

God, “Bush Administration” Does anyone want to hear that?

I’ve heard it 12 years of my life, I’m not looking to make it 16-20.

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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:47:56pm

Hell there’s more corruption in state governments.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:48:01pm

re: #163 Targetpractice

I love Republicans, because they seem to have absolutely no problem believing in two totally contradictory ideas: They’ll make all the things they want happen, BUT they’ll also work with Congress.

It’s called Doublethink.

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Major Tom  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:48:13pm

re: #170 Stanley Sea

Conservatives generally like group-think.

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:48:15pm

re: #171 Cheechako

Ben?…Ben?….Anybody see Ben?

Ben? Who is this “Ben” you speak of?

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Charles Johnson  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:48:37pm
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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:48:38pm

re: #179 Targetpractice

Ben? Who is this “Ben” you speak of?

That guy on the rice box.

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:48:42pm

Heads spinning is apparently attractive to conservative audiences.

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fern01  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:48:42pm

re: #163 Targetpractice

I love Republicans, because they seem to have absolutely no problem believing in two totally contradictory ideas: They’ll make all the things they want happen, BUT they’ll also work with Congress.

They think they’ll have a GOP congress of 80% wingnuts - gerrymander, voter id and all that.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:48:54pm

I’m not watching, instead managed to get 100% synchronization in Assassin’s creed Syndicate. Please tell me they are savaging rubio.

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Schroedinger's Dog  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:49:11pm

re: #180 Charles Johnson

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Worse than waterboarding? Watching these debates qualify?

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thedopefishlives  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:49:32pm

re: #180 Charles Johnson

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War crimes, carpet bombing, nuclear strikes… Jesus, these people are scary as hell. And there are people who are going to vote for one of these fuckers.

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:49:39pm

re: #185 Schroedinger’s Dog

Worse than waterboarding? Watching these debates qualify?

Good God, we’re not monsters!

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:49:54pm

re: #184 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

I’m not watching, instead managed to get 100% synchronization in Assassin’s creed Syndicate. Please tell me they are savaging rubio.

That was the beginning and it was a thing of rare wonder.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:50:08pm

re: #187 Targetpractice

Good God, we’re not monsters!

You aren’t in the GOP.

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ObserverArt  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:50:09pm

re: #184 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

I’m not watching, instead managed to get 100% synchronization in Assassin’s creed Syndicate. Please tell me they are savaging rubio.

I think they continue to savage the entire Republican party. But that may just be me.

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:50:22pm

re: #184 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

I’m not watching, instead managed to get 100% synchronization in Assassin’s creed Syndicate. Please tell me they are savaging rubio.

It’s been Kasich’s turn for the last few minutes. Rafael Cross is dragging his sister into this, which is deeply disgusting. I’m sure she loves hearing about her time in a “crack house.”

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Schroedinger's Dog  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:50:25pm

re: #179 Targetpractice

Ben? Who is this “Ben” you speak of?

I think he’s a rat.
Michael Jackson performing at the Oscars®

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Cheechako  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:50:28pm

re: #179 Targetpractice

Ben? Who is this “Ben” you speak of?

Ben What’s His Name

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Joe Bacon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:50:30pm

re: #187 Targetpractice

Good God, we’re not monsters!

The sad truth is that we have become monsters in the eyes of the rest of the world.

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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:50:36pm

The Governor in Indiana set up his own version of medicaid and it has a spend down that a lot of poor people can’t afford.

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Major Tom  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:50:37pm

Miriam and the crack house. Touching.

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thedopefishlives  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:50:39pm

re: #184 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

I’m not watching, instead managed to get 100% synchronization in Assassin’s creed Syndicate. Please tell me they are savaging rubio.

Rubio got totally and completely owned by Chris Christie.

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weave  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:50:48pm

Come on Cruz, answer the question….

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:50:56pm

Can you imagine Obama talking about his sister living in a crack house?

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:51:02pm

re: #197 thedopefishlives

Rubio got totally and completely owned by Chris Christie.

As much as I hate Christie, that is awesome lol.

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:51:30pm

re: #199 The Vicious Babushka

Can you imagine Obama talking about his sister living in a crack house?

They went nuts when pictures surfaced of how he dressed in college.

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Lidane  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:51:32pm

Ted Cruz has been saving this story for his presidential run. He didn’t mention shit about it when he ran for the Senate, at least that I remember.

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:51:36pm

Rafael, we cook more than enough heroin without having to import it.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:51:43pm

MOAR LEADERSHIP ON TEH DRUGZ

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Dave In Austin  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:52:33pm

Christie wants to invade Mexico!

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Major Tom  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:52:45pm

Christie: “As a former…”
Entire Crowd in Unison: “FEDERAL PROSECUTOR!”

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:52:52pm

If MEXICAN cartels are smuggling ALL TEH DRUGS!!!! into the country why do Maine and New Hampshire have the biggest drug problems? They are the farthest states from the Mexican border.

WE MUST BUILD A WALL ON THE CANADIAN BORDER!!!!!!

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:53:05pm

re: #204 Aunty Entity Dragon

MOAR LEADERSHIP ON TEH DRUGZ

Fixed

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:53:05pm

Ted Cruz blaming South America for drugs. Meanwhile, the biggest drug kingpin in my mother’s hometown was a guy selling Oxycontin out of his trailer.

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Lidane  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:53:11pm
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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:53:11pm

Christie not being tough enough about fucking over drug offenders for this audience.

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Kragar  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:53:25pm
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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:53:53pm

Being Republican means you can want to rail all sorts of death and hellfire on our enemies…but you’re “pro-life.”

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:54:16pm

Christie swimming against the conservative tide when he calls drug abuse a disease, not a moral failing.

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freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:54:22pm

IJR is neither independent or journalism.

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:54:54pm

How will Trump make it feel like people voting for him are making history? Simple: You’re electing a reality TV star to the White House.

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:54:57pm

re: #215 freetoken

IJR is neither independent or journalism.

But is it a review?

Email. Drink!

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Decatur Deb  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:55:03pm

Fuck these fools.

‘Nite, all.

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Lidane  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:55:49pm
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ObserverArt  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:55:54pm

EMAILS!
CROOK!!
CLINTON!!!

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Major Tom  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:56:03pm

I always feel like Rubio is trying to sell me a used car.

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:56:25pm

re: #221 Major Tom

“Undercoating”

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:56:37pm

Every election is a “turning point,” Marco…right up until a Republican loses, then the next election is the “turning point.”

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:56:49pm

2016 is a referendum on who we are as a nation. Rubio’s right here.

Bung Hayseed really is their strategy.

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:56:52pm

BENGHAZI! DRINK!

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Cheechako  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:57:12pm

God…Please have mercy on our souls if these are the best available candidates for our Country.

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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:57:12pm

Rubio a lot of people just want the see the clown show in person.

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:57:19pm

Who’s this guy and how’d he get on the stage?

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:57:21pm

Ben, did you know that Michael Bay’s movie is fiction?

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:57:36pm
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FormerDirtDart  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:57:44pm

re: #225 Targetpractice

BENGHAZI! DRINK!

Tell me Carson isn’t describing a scene from “Bayghazi”

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Cheechako  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:58:03pm

Hey…I just saw Ben on TV!!!

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:58:36pm

2016 a “referendum”…just as 2012 was supposed to be before the people decided they didn’t hate the President as much as Republicans do.

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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:58:47pm

Younger republican voters what is that about 40. //

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freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:59:04pm

re: #225 Targetpractice

BENGHAZI! DRINK!

It’s BEN-GHAZI!

And he’ll never let that go.

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ObserverArt  Feb 6, 2016 • 6:59:26pm

re: #221 Major Tom

I always feel like Rubio is trying to sell me a used car.

Yeah. A car he knows is a lemon. The dude almost breaks out in the sweats when he says anything.

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:00:15pm

People keep demanding more debates, but yet every debate is virtually a repeat of the last one. The only difference is who is getting savaged and who isn’t.

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:00:55pm

re: #230 jaunte

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To be fair, they’ve actually put a little effort into it this time, with predictable results.

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freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:01:07pm

re: #237 Targetpractice

People keep demanding more debates, but yet every debate is virtually a repeat of the last one. The only difference is who is getting savaged and who isn’t.

All battle-royals are the same.

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Barefoot Grin  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:01:09pm

re: #236 ObserverArt

Yeah. A car he knows is a lemon. The dude almost breaks out in the sweats and when he says anything.

Yeah, it’s the “I’m gonna lose my job if you don’t buy this” sweat and jitters.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:01:09pm
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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:01:23pm
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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:03:40pm

Debate Break.

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Barefoot Grin  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:03:46pm

re: #241 Aunty Entity Dragon

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I haven’t seen it but from what I’ve heard, it’s gained scant praise except “hard to sleep through the thunderous booms.”

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freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:03:54pm

tweets/min - again, this is important because?

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:04:09pm

re: #242 jaunte

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You can be sure that Hillary’s team is watching this debate and furiously taking notes, with the top note being “Keep hitting Rubio on his canned speeches.”

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:04:24pm

Is it over? Or will there be MOAR WORSE THAN WATERBOARDING?

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freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:04:55pm

re: #247 The Vicious Babushka

We’re just 2/3rds done.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:04:56pm

Just want to take a second out of watching the trainwreck to announce my wife and a friend took second place at the Los Angeles Cookie con for best dessert table:

#Repost @blackmagiccakery with @repostapp ・・・ Here’s our entry to the Dessert Table championship contest here at @lacookiecon I’m so proud of what we accomplished together! 💚

A photo posted by Toxic Sweets (@toxicsweetsshop) on <time style=” font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;” datetime=”2016-02-07T01:32:29+00:00”>Feb 6, 2016 at 5:32pm PST</time>

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:05:11pm

I noticed that, actually. Bush getting lot of applause waaay out of sync with his polling numbers.

I think Trump may have scored with his jibe about a stacked audience that payed to play.

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:05:14pm

Police brutality question. Oh, this is gonna hurt.

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Jay C  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:05:17pm

re: #242 jaunte

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“First hour”?? How about the first three minutes?

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:05:48pm

Cruz’s drug addict sister story not going over well.

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:06:09pm

Police most “mistreated people in America”?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…*gasp*…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA…

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b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:06:36pm
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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:06:56pm

Republicans make impassioned speech about the need to be nice to union members…so long as they’re cops.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:07:06pm

re: #249 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Just want to take a second out of watching the trainwreck to announce my wife and a friend took second place at the Los Angeles Cookie con for best dessert table:

WOW! Wonderful!

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:07:27pm

re: #254 Targetpractice

Police most “mistreated people in America”?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…*gasp*…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA…

If this were 1968 or 1992 and crime were rising, this would probably work. But now with crime falling to its lowest level in generations, I doubt it very much.

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freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:07:54pm

Trump definitely going for the police union vote.

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:08:07pm
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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:08:15pm

re: #257 Joe Bacon

WOW! Wonderful!

yeah they were real close to taking first, Ron Ben-Israel from food network’s sweet genius was one of the judges and from what my wife says he came by, saw the display then came back with a camera to take a pic of the cake in the center which she did. The pic doesn’t do it justice.

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Kragar  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:08:37pm
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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:08:59pm

Rubio is having to defend his claim that openness is divisive. This is not his night.

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Lidane  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:09:07pm

Homegrown violent extremism like the Oregon goobers, Marco?

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:09:23pm
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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:09:36pm

Rubio word salad, table 12…

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:09:52pm

It’s always telling that the only good thing Republicans can ever think about when thinking Muslims is the ones who’ve fought and died in foreign wars.

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:10:13pm

Zika virus, time for some more mongering of fear.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:10:34pm

Christie getting ready to grab people and throw then into quarantine without cause.

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:10:37pm

Chris Christie is defending Republican hysteria about Ebola. Which killed us all, remember?

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:10:47pm

Bomb Zika and take their oil!

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bratwurst  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:10:58pm

Christie September 11…drink!

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:11:09pm

I did not know that Christie was a former US Attorney! You see, it had been almost 20 minutes since he said it last.

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Major Tom  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:11:29pm

Christie: I went to Mosques to build bridges. To build bridges to shut them down.

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:11:38pm

Brazil has nearly 200 million people. Kinda hard to quarantine.

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b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:11:40pm

re: #270 Brian J.

Chris Christie is defending Republican hysteria about Ebola. Which killed us all, remember?

Chuck said it had mutated, gone airborne and we were all going to die.

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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:11:45pm

Christie just lost.

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freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:12:00pm

re: #277 Tigger2

Christie just lost.

Yup.

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Major Tom  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:12:09pm

Saliva and urine, Drink! Ewww.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:12:18pm

re: #275 Brian J.

Brazil has nearly 200 million people. Kinda hard to quarantine.

Thousands of athletes and spectators. Yeah, that ought to go over well.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:12:35pm

re: #277 Tigger2

Christie just lost.

He was having a good night until he had that brain fart.

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:12:36pm

Christie trying to rewrite the history, saying she was released immediately after she tested negative. In fact, she pretty much had to threaten legal action to get released.

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:12:57pm

re: #260 jaunte

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Trump thought the Central Park 5 should have been executed.

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:13:11pm

“Move on to the military”? When did we leave?

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:13:20pm

re: #282 Targetpractice

Christie trying to rewrite the history, saying she was released immediately after she tested negative. In fact, she pretty much had to threaten legal action to get released.

Yeah, that is what I remembered. Papers were already being filed in court.

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freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:13:50pm

Maybe Christie can change “Radical ISLAMIC Terrorism!” enough before the end of the debate to make up?

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:13:53pm

Those moochers in Flint need to go drink some water I guess.

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b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:14:08pm

re: #280 Aunty Entity Dragon

Thousands of athletes and spectators. Yeah, that ought to go over well.

Quarantine everybody who tries to come back from seeing or being in the Summer Games.

That should be a problem…

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:14:10pm

Rubio has a moment of humanity…then proceeds to the canned speech.

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Lidane  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:14:17pm

Rubio now comparing our Air Force to a bunch of Sopwith Camels and our Navy to a bunch of tugboats. WTF.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:14:42pm

I guess Rubio needs to have a word with Lockheed about that rolling dumpster fire called the F-35.

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freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:14:54pm

Rubio = PNAC = perpetual war

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:14:54pm

Smallest Air Force in it’s history…uh, Marco, the Air Force didn’t exist until 1947.

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:14:59pm

I honestly have to wonder why they keep leading with their testicles on the military. Surely watching Romney humiliate himself in 2012 should have told them that ragging on the size of the military is not a good idea.

The sequester was YOUR party’s stupid idea, Jeb@#$@%#%$!!!

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bratwurst  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:15:13pm

More blather about the strongest military in the world by a mile not being strong enough.

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:15:28pm

The military is how we project our word…you know, by blowing up other countries.

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Lidane  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:15:50pm
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ObserverArt  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:16:12pm

I just love this Republican jobs bill discussion and all the detail how it is helping the middle and lower classes.

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:16:19pm

Jeb: “We will rule by fear!”

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:16:19pm

GUTTING TEH MILITARY BUDGET

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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:16:19pm

Bush you can’t say there will never be another draft.

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freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:16:20pm

Jeb! is sort of fumbling too…

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:17:00pm
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Charles Johnson  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:17:26pm
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b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:17:27pm

The whole Bush clan must have carpooled over from Kennebunkport to cheer on Jeb

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:17:35pm

re: #302 freetoken

Jeb! is sort of fumbling too…

The applause after that was bizarre.

I think Trump is right on that. Bush money paid for his people to pack the hall.

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bratwurst  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:17:48pm
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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:17:51pm

None of the Republicans seemed to want to be the one to jump up and declare “Women’s should remain in the home!” That’s gonna rankle some feathers.

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:17:54pm

Ben Carson has decided that he hasn’t embarrassed himself enough. He’s proposing a Veterans’ Administration… which has been a cabinet agency since 1989.

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:18:28pm

re: #307 bratwurst

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Hey now, Ben was offered a full scholarship to West Point!

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:18:34pm

re: #305 b.d.

The whole Bush clan must have carpooled over from Kennebunkport to cheer on Jeb

Yeah. Who the fuck keeps cheering for Jeb and how much did he pay them?

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freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:18:38pm

re: #308 Targetpractice

It’s pretty clear that several of them are angling for the infamous “independent” voter in NH.

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Major Tom  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:18:52pm

re: #311 Aunty Entity Dragon

Yeah. Who the fuck keeps cheering for Jeb and how much did he pay them?

Thanks Mom!

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Kragar  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:19:14pm
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b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:19:15pm
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TedStriker  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:19:22pm

re: #67 jaunte

Ya hafta knock the hell out of the oil, take the oil.

“I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!”

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:19:33pm

Privatizing the VA? IT’S CALLED TRICARE, YOU NIMRODS!

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ObserverArt  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:19:37pm

I think it also sounds like Rubio has a cheer squad. They seemed to have quieted though because the team is down 50.

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freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:20:51pm

re: #318 ObserverArt

I think it also sounds like Rubio has a cheer squad. They seemed to have quieted though because the team is down 50.

Trump claims all the audience tickets went to funders.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:21:09pm

re: #318 ObserverArt

I think it also sounds like Rubio has a cheer squad. They seemed to have quieted though because the team is down 50.

No, it’s more like Marco is at a chess table where he’s down a queen, rook and a couple pawns!

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Schroedinger's Dog  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:21:26pm

re: #311 Aunty Entity Dragon

Yeah. Who the fuck keeps cheering for Jeb and how much did he pay them?

He didn’t pay them, he pre begged them like he did that crowd at one of his speeches.

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:21:28pm

LOLWHUT==>

323
Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:21:42pm

I totally want to see Kharne the Betrayer leap on stage and start beheading these clowns at this point…

324
The Vicious Babushka  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:21:52pm

Inez has gotten stupider.

325
Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:22:04pm

How do you lose teeth skydiving?

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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:22:16pm

re: #319 freetoken

Trump claims all the audience tickets went to funders.

Rubio’s funders families.

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freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:22:42pm

Vote Rubio because… his brother.

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:23:02pm

What’s that sucking sound? Oh, that’s the GOP taking turns fellating veterans in the hopes that they’ll forget those two wars that created so many wounded veterans.

329
Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:23:03pm

Rubio’s family is rightly proud of his brother. At least they have one non-wastrel kid.

330
b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:23:05pm

re: #325 Brian J.

How do you lose teeth skydiving?

Somebody has to punch you in the face to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?

331
jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:23:16pm

I don’t believe the front teeth story.

332
Schroedinger's Dog  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:23:35pm

re: #320 Joe Bacon

No, it’s more like Marco is at a chess table where he’s down a queen, rook and a couple pawns!

It’s more like he just realized he’s playing chess when he thought he was playing candyland.

333
freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:23:54pm

re: #331 jaunte

I don’t believe the front teeth story.

I believe his brother had teeth.

335
Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:24:32pm

Cruz follows up loving all over veterans by calling the return of a POW “shameful.”

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Schroedinger's Dog  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:24:44pm

re: #329 Brian J.

Rubio’s family is rightly proud of his brother. At least they have one non-wastrel kid.

They’re probably prouder of his brother in law

337
Stanley Sea  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:25:10pm

re: #319 freetoken

Trump claims all the audience tickets went to funders.

Fine, let him whine. That’s his shtick.

338
Major Tom  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:25:13pm

Trump the odd voice of reason.

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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:25:31pm

Trump raised $6 million for the vets with his pre-Iowa event, of which I’m sure they got 35, maybe 40 cents.

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bratwurst  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:26:07pm

re: #327 freetoken

Vote Rubio because… his brother.

As opposed to:

Vote Bush…despite his brother!

341
Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:26:08pm

re: #338 Major Tom

Trump the odd voice of reason.

That is the annoying (and terrifying) thing. He is smarter than then schtick he plays onstage.

342
Belafon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:26:08pm

re: #322 The Vicious Babushka

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:26:28pm

Ghey marriage!!!!!!!!!!!!!

344
b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:26:50pm

delete

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ObserverArt  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:27:06pm

I am now in the Republican Debate Overload Zone…it’s strange here, a place I’ve grown to feel is uncomfortable, everything seems…different.

I fear what lies ahead…

346
Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:27:13pm

The “young” Rubio now spitting out shit that is as old as Methuselah.

347
jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:27:22pm
348
Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:27:39pm

Rubio is asking why Hillary Clinton isn’t being asked about her support for legal abortion. Because they want her to lose, duh.

349
b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:27:56pm

Let’s try this again

Go Wyoming!

Hahahahahahahaha

350
Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:28:08pm

Believe it Rubio but don’t force your beliefs on other people.

351
Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:28:35pm

re: #345 ObserverArt

I am now in the Republican Debate Overload Zone…it’s strange here, a place I’ve grown to feel is uncomfortable, everything seems…different.

I fear what lies ahead…

“It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by Trump’s hairpiece.”

352
Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:28:38pm

Bush and Terri Schivo anybody?

353
Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:28:42pm

The group that was all “NUKE THE JIHADIS!” now boasting about how “pro-life” they are.

354
jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:28:51pm
355
Stanley Sea  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:28:52pm

re: #339 Brian J.

Trump raised $6 million for the vets with his pre-Iowa event, of which I’m sure they got 35, maybe 40 cents.

He gave money to Palin supported very questionable Puppy Jake.

And he has not accounted for the 6 million he claimed. Typical. Thief.

356
Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:29:23pm

re: #349 b.d.

Let’s try this again

Go Wyoming!

Hahahahahahahaha

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People have heard of the Titanic. That wasn’t a good thing.

At least Cruz has mighty Wyoming behind him!

357
Kragar  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:29:49pm
358
Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:29:58pm

Well Marco, you’re wrong on the issue and you’re probably going to lose the election. So we’re good on both points.

359
jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:30:08pm

Your terms are acceptable, Marco.

360
Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:30:16pm

Fuck you, Christie.

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b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:30:34pm
362
Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:30:44pm

There’s that body part lie again.

363
Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:30:47pm

Oh lord, would somebody PLEASE shoot this zombie lie in the head?

364
jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:30:58pm
365
Lidane  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:31:01pm

And here is why I will never, ever vote Republican.

366
Joe Bacon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:31:32pm

Jeb’s campaign is more brain dead than Terri Schiavo…

367
The Vicious Babushka  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:31:37pm

jsmh

368
Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:31:38pm

Now I want Denver to lose worse than Washington in the 1940 championship game.

369
SoundGuy 2016  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:31:58pm

Few things as pleasurable as a live thread on LGF during a GOP debate.

Even better than supermodels in lingerie bringing me BBQ and beer.

370
Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:32:07pm

Not one damned thing about Flint or Black Lives Matter or Baltimore or Ferguson.

371
Eric The Fruit Bat  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:32:17pm

re: #253 jaunte

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Major Tom  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:32:32pm

Nite all.

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:32:45pm
374
freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:33:04pm

re: #370 Aunty Entity Dragon

Not one damned thing about Flint or Black Lives Matter or Baltimore or Ferguson.

Did you not hear Trump, when he said that “our police” are the most abused group in America?

375
Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:33:12pm

re: #370 Aunty Entity Dragon

Not one damned thing about Flint or Black Lives Matter or Baltimore or Ferguson.

They had time to love on police unions and that was it.

376
The Vicious Babushka  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:33:30pm

Ben is totally ignorant of Jewish halachah (law) A fetus is called a rodef if a pregnancy becomes life threatening.

377
Kragar  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:34:20pm
378
ObserverArt  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:34:45pm

re: #370 Aunty Entity Dragon

Not one damned thing about Flint or Black Lives Matter or Baltimore or Ferguson.

All those are in America.

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:34:50pm
380
freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:35:26pm

BINGO!!

381
b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:35:50pm
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freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:35:59pm

re: #378 ObserverArt

All those are in America.

Are there any black lives in New Hampshire?

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SoundGuy 2016  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:36:28pm

re: #382 freetoken

Are there any black lives in New Hampshire?

6.

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:36:33pm
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Brian J.  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:36:50pm

re: #382 freetoken

Are there any black lives in New Hampshire?

Roughly 20,000 according to the US Census.

386
Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:37:04pm

They are searching Rubio meltdown.

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cat-tikvah  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:37:07pm

re: #381 b.d.

I was wishing they would ask him what is “permissible” if a pregnant woman contracts Zika?

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:37:16pm
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Kragar  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:38:28pm
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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:38:45pm

re: #384 FormerDirtDart

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If this debate does nothing else, I wish is to totally destroy the whole idea of Rubio as “well-spoken” when all he does is give canned speeches.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:39:02pm

re: #387 cat-tikvah

I was wishing they would ask him what is “permissible” if a pregnant woman contracts Zika?

All of the assholes on stage will reply, “It’s God’s Will”…

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SoundGuy 2016  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:39:43pm

Wait… is Obama the most lamest of horrible ineffective presidents ever, or a dastardly homoIslamoNazi Fundamental Transformer of America?

Which is it?

393
The Vicious Babushka  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:39:55pm

Somebody tell Baby Whiplash that in Israel women are drafted and abortion is included as part of all citizens national health care

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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:40:06pm
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gocart mozart  Feb 6, 2016 • 7:52:54pm

re: #361 b.d.


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