Crazy Live Audio: FBI Moves in on the Malheur Wildlife Refuge Standoff

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[Live feed concluded.]

I’m starting another thread to keep up with this breaking situation at the Malheur Wildlife Refuge in Oregon, where the FBI is apparently trying to bring the four remaining militia members into custody tonight.

The live audio feed is being hosted by a lunatic who supports these crazy people in their crazy endeavor. Nevada assemblywoman Michele Fiore is on the phone trying to keep them calm, but it should be pointed out that she’s been irresponsibly encouraging these people since their occupation began.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:19:09pm

“peaceful protesters”??? WHERE????

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:19:38pm

oh dear lord…

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Reckless Disregard  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:20:31pm

re: #2 Backwoods_Sleuth

In another bizarro world this is an episode of Prairie Home Companion.

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Sophist: Domo Arigato, Marco Ruboto  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:20:47pm

re: #2 Backwoods_Sleuth

oh dear lord…

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They’ll surrender in no time…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:22:11pm

bwahahahaaaa

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Charles Johnson  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:24:20pm
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Sic semper evello dildos tyrannis  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:24:48pm

I really hope people notice how incoherent they are. How they’re just a blender of self-pity and rage and defiant posturing.

Because that’s all there is to this movement, and the paranoid “patriot” movements that are in the same genus.

They get to take stuff, treat people badly, and seize power because only they matter.

It’s childish…and scary because of its childishness. Everything bends to meet their vanity, so there’s no justice, no truth, no responsibility.

This is the farthest outcropping of a very unhealthy ideological trend.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:25:05pm
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Charles Johnson  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:25:23pm

LOL!

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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:25:33pm
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Sic semper evello dildos tyrannis  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:26:00pm

“Patriot” means fuck all when you’ve got a giant list of people who you’re going to take rights away from.

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Single-handed sailor  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:28:17pm

re: #6 Charles Johnson

As a ex-pat Manitoban I apologize on behalf of my entire Province.

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retired cynic  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:28:34pm

Someone should read them Song of Solomon, if they want some Bible verses.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:29:05pm

The FBI should move in while they’re fumbling around with their conference calls.

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Mattand  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:29:07pm

re: #2 Backwoods_Sleuth

oh dear lord…

Seim says 18-yr-old Victoria Sharp may join the live stream and start singing for the militants.

Sure. Why not?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:29:16pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:29:25pm

Patriot is such a deprecated term I’m surprised many people still use it.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:29:51pm

re: #14 Charles Johnson

The FBI should move in while they’re fumbling around with their conference calls.

They probably didn’t stop laughing in time.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:30:29pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:30:52pm

re: #14 Charles Johnson

Problem is these whackjobs have explosives inside the refuge-they shoot it off, they become martyrs and they blame the Feds.

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retired cynic  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:31:03pm

re: #19 Charles Johnson

Oh, delightful.

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Sic semper evello dildos tyrannis  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:31:25pm

re: #17 Eric The Fruit Bat

Patriot is such a deprecated term I’m surprised many people still use it.

They’ve built other refuges for scoundrels, so it’s not getting the upkeep it used to.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:31:29pm

re: #19 Charles Johnson

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Mattand  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:31:38pm

re: #19 Charles Johnson

So they’re Deadheads? Jesus Christ, that’s worse!

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JasonA  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:32:29pm

re: #24 Mattand

So they’re Deadheads? Jesus Christ, that’s worse!

Pfft. Living rent-free in gov’t housing…

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Jenner7  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:32:53pm
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Charles Johnson  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:33:46pm
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blueraven  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:35:14pm

Obamacare will bring on the big gun grab. Mental illness. Agggghhhhh

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Charles Johnson  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:35:25pm
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freetoken  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:35:45pm

re: #29 Charles Johnson

Sounds like a GOP debate.

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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:35:48pm
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JasonA  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:36:14pm

re: #30 freetoken

Sounds like a GOP debate.

He has to repeat it a couple of times first.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:36:23pm
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Lidane  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:36:39pm

They’re babbling about ZOMG COMMON CORE right now. WTF.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:36:43pm

Sean, I thought you said you were just camping…

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Reckless Disregard  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:36:44pm

Well, we’ve had more policy discussion in this live stream in the last ten minutes than the last couple of years in Congress.

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teleskiguy  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:36:58pm
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JasonA  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:37:03pm

re: #31 Kragar

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Could the problem here really be that simple? That these people aren’t quite clear on the meaning of the word peaceful? Hmmm.

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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:37:23pm
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Charles Johnson  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:37:44pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:38:07pm
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Reckless Disregard  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:38:45pm

re: #41 Backwoods_Sleuth

This would make a great album cover.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:38:55pm
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JasonA  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:40:06pm

At this point I’m just listening with that hope that someone screams “WITNESS ME!” before it all goes to hell.

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Sophist: Domo Arigato, Marco Ruboto  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:40:18pm

re: #20 Eric The Fruit Bat

Problem is these whackjobs have explosives inside the refuge…

I don’t believe they do. If these chucklefucks had explosives, we’d know about it, due to the smoking crater surrounded by chunks of charred moron.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:40:27pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:40:39pm

It’s sad that we let these idiots have any oxygen at all, when we have much more serious problems. I’d dope these idiots an drop them in a Flint home and let them

SNACKS!!!!!

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teleskiguy  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:40:42pm

They got snacks, people!!!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:41:15pm

jeebus

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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:41:38pm
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Acemarilllion  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:41:56pm

Q: “Did you guys eat dinner?”
A: “Yes we got some snacks”

With those two sentences, my night is complete.

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retired cynic  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:41:57pm

re: #49 Backwoods_Sleuth

jeebus

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That would do me in. Don’t know how much more of this I can take!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:41:58pm
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Joe Bacon  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:42:12pm

re: #49 Backwoods_Sleuth

jeebus

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Hopefully the FBI will let them in, then slap handcuffs on both of those assholes!

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Sophist: Domo Arigato, Marco Ruboto  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:42:51pm

re: #40 Charles Johnson

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And Chris Christie isn’t there to put them in their place.

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Eventual Carrion  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:43:08pm

re: #37 teleskiguy

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retired cynic  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:43:10pm

re: #53 Backwoods_Sleuth

Didn’t she also just say the FBI was lying to them?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:43:20pm

And Cliven Bundy is on his way there, too.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:43:31pm

re: #57 retired cynic

Didn’t she also just say the FBI was lying to them?

yep

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GlutenFreeJesus  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:43:42pm

re: #42 Reckless Disregard

This would make a great album cover.

I’ve already got one anal bum cover. I guess I could use a spare.

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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:43:43pm
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Joe Bacon  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:44:00pm

re: #58 Backwoods_Sleuth

And Cliven Bundy is on his way there, too.

Oh Joy! Moe, Larry and Shemp are on the way!

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Acemarilllion  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:44:04pm

“You guys want us to pick up some McDonalds?”

I’m crying over here…

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Reckless Disregard  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:44:30pm

I wish someone would bring me some McDonalds.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:44:43pm

re: #49 Backwoods_Sleuth

jeebus

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Franklin Graham flew his private jet out?

This is beyond cray.

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Decatur Deb  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:44:44pm

re: #63 Acemarilllion

“You guys want us to pick up some McDonalds?”

I’m crying over here…

All the best hostage negotiators say that.

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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:44:48pm
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Joe Bacon  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:45:05pm

re: #63 Acemarilllion

“You guys want us to pick up some McDonalds?”

I’m crying over here…

WTF? no Chick-Fil-A???????????

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:45:37pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:45:44pm

Now the trolls are attacking the feed. Yay!

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Sic semper evello dildos tyrannis  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:46:34pm

re: #38 JasonA

Could the problem here really be that simple? That these people aren’t quite clear on the meaning of the word peaceful? Hmmm.

They’re working backwards from the idea that they’re the heroes of the story. Therefore, that they are moral and peaceful is established a priori.

No, seriously, that’s why they talk how they talk. They can’t imagine how someone could take their language and posturing as aggressive or unreasonable.

Which is a sub-component of a larger lack of cognitive flexibility demonstrated every time the FBI doesn’t kill them, yet they insist they’ll be killed at any moment. And when they expect the FBI to take orders from the county sheriff. The possibility that the world does not match their very particular worldview (1) doesn’t occur to them, (2) makes them very angry and confused.

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JasonA  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:46:39pm

lol

Trolls.

This is the night for trolls.

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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:46:40pm
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teleskiguy  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:46:47pm

Gavin: The trolls are calling in.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:47:19pm
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Charles Johnson  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:47:30pm
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Decatur Deb  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:48:03pm

Gavin has lost about 10,000 of his audience.

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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:48:05pm
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teleskiguy  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:48:13pm
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Sophist: Domo Arigato, Marco Ruboto  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:48:15pm

re: #68 Joe Bacon

WTF? no Chick-Fil-A???????????

It’s nowheresville, Oregon. They’re lucky to have a McD’s.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:48:22pm

re: #59 Backwoods_Sleuth

yep

Fiordashian. She just wants fame off of crazy. Oh this country.

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Eventual Carrion  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:48:43pm

re: #70 Eric The Fruit Bat

Vote for

Pedro?

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retired cynic  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:48:57pm

re: #81 Stanley Sea

Fiordashian. She just wants fame off of crazy. Oh this country.

As long as she pays…

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Joe Bacon  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:49:09pm

re: #76 Charles Johnson

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I look at that picture and it makes me wonder how many Hitachi Magic Wands she’s burnt out…

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Reckless Disregard  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:49:12pm

Is this the troll?
Image: x950.jpeg

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:50:00pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:50:03pm

re: #84 Joe Bacon

They had to spin up a separate production line.

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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:50:07pm
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JasonA  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:50:08pm

Don’t you dare try to take away our freedom to troll.

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:50:32pm

re: #81 Stanley Sea

Fiordashian. She just wants fame off of crazy. Oh this country.

I think she considers herself a sane voice, and in a position of “power” to serve as a negotiator. She’s as self-aware as the nudniks inside the refuge.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:51:11pm
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JasonA  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:51:58pm

I have to ask, is this really important enough for a miracle? I mean, I would think there’s a higher bar for that, no?

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Mattand  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:52:19pm

re: #63 Acemarilllion

“You guys want us to pick up some McDonalds?”

I’m crying over here…

MAYOR MCCHEESE IS A PUPPET OF THE TRILATERAL COMMISSION!!!!

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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:52:31pm
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WhatEVs  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:52:57pm

re: #44 JasonA

At this point I’m just listening with that hope that someone screams “WITNESS ME!” before it all goes to hell.

SHINEY!!

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Joe Bacon  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:53:15pm

re: #92 JasonA

I have to ask, is this really important enough for a miracle? I mean, I would think there’s a higher bar for that, no?

Nope. We know Franky Graham will hold out for a least a cool million tax free before JC waves his magic wand…

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Sic semper evello dildos tyrannis  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:53:53pm

re: #44 JasonA

At this point I’m just listening with that hope that someone screams “WITNESS ME!” before it all goes to hell.

SHINEY AND CHROME.

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teleskiguy  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:54:13pm

“How about some prayer?”

I got some prayer, yo.
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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:56:39pm
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JasonA  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:56:55pm

I think I’m getting dumber just listening to this.

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Jack Burton  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:57:02pm

re: #50 Kragar

“The Federal Government can’t own land!”
Article Four, section 3, clause 2 of the Constitution says differently#Oregonstandoff

That’s exactly the part of the constitution they parrot claiming it backs them up too.

Then again these are the same people who read the First Amendment and Article VI, Clause 3 and come away with “Murica is a Christian Nation!!111!”

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Lidane  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:57:17pm

APPEAL TO HEAVEN! Drink!

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retired cynic  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:57:21pm

re: #100 JasonA

I think I’m getting dumber just listening to this.

I’m getting dumber reading about it.

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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:57:27pm
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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:58:21pm

The standoff has made the pages of the South China Morning Post (Hong Kong). These idiots are world famous.

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JasonA  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:58:26pm

What’s sad is that these people really have nothing better to do.

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WhatEVs  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:58:58pm

I’m sorry, I’m a horrible person…but this is the funniest shit I’ve heard in a while. These guys are nuts.

Bundy the elder is supposed to go there tomorrow. Please, arrest him,M and this idiot from NV, both. How did she get elected?

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retired cynic  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:59:01pm

re: #106 JasonA

What’s sad is that these people really have nothing better to do.

And we’re sitting here listening to them.

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teleskiguy  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:59:02pm

Where’s David Fry? Shooting meth next to the propane heater?

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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:59:11pm
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Reckless Disregard  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:59:21pm

People were Rowsdowered?

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JasonA  Feb 10, 2016 • 8:59:30pm

re: #108 retired cynic

And we’re sitting here listening to them.

Fuck.

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retired cynic  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:00:31pm

That shamed me. I’m gone for the night. Wake me if it crashes.

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Sic semper evello dildos tyrannis  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:00:49pm

re: #101 Jack Burton

That’s exactly the part of the constitution they parrot claiming it backs them up too.

Then again these are the same people who read the First Amendment and Article VI, Clause 3 and come away with “Murica is a Christian Nation!!111!”

Their “interpretation” is based on Cleon Skousen’s reading of the Constitution.

The same guy Glenn Beck likes, and about a million other Bircher/Theocrat wingnuts.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:00:57pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:01:05pm

re: #109 teleskiguy

He must be taking a Xanax smoothie.

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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:02:26pm
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teleskiguy  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:03:19pm

Gavin Seim just called the United States a “wicked country” that’s just asking for God’s wrath.

Fuck that noise, man.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:03:37pm

These people are so freaking nuts.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:04:25pm

ummm, no, Sandy

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:04:34pm

re: #88 Kragar

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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:06:04pm
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Jack Burton  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:06:07pm

re: #118 teleskiguy

Gavin Seim just called the United States a “wicked country” that’s just asking for God’s wrath.

Fuck that noise, man.

I just don’t understand why these fucktards don’t pool all their money and buy an island to build Jesusland on and show us all up.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:06:31pm

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!

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JasonA  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:07:33pm

Next time there’s a debate about stricter gun control laws I might just play this audio for my opponent and walk away.

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Sic semper evello dildos tyrannis  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:08:13pm

re: #123 Jack Burton

I just don’t understand why these fucktards don’t pool all their money and buy an island to build Jesusland on and show us all up.

Because the promise of retaliating against everybody that isn’t like them is the central appeal of their fantasy.

Moving to someplace else and being homogeneously righteous means you don’t get to punish and smite after you win.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:08:20pm
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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:08:27pm

OT, but this just popped in my Twitter feed.

I remember CCJ spent several tedious paragraphs doing a technical analysis of Twitter’s share price, I think in an effort to prove it was heading for the trash heap of dotcoms.

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WhatEVs  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:08:28pm

Welp…

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:09:08pm

I think I’m gonna play some Fallout and relax a bit.
Too much crazy.
Good night.
:)

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Charles Johnson  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:09:13pm
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KGxvi  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:09:15pm

re: #124 Backwoods_Sleuth

I was enjoying my night, editing a second draft, watching Sportscenter, and figured I’d see what was going on in the world. Then I read that, now I feel the need to go lay down in traffic.

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JasonA  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:09:22pm

Yes. Being in jail stinks. I think we were all clear on that point already.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:09:39pm

re: #124 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!

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If not so fucking insulting.

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KGxvi  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:10:45pm

re: #129 WhatEVs

Life hack: if you’ve got bills to pay, and a job, don’t do shit that will cost you said job.

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Shiplord Kirel  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:10:52pm

re: #129 WhatEVs

Welp…

Sean: “My wife lost her job now, I’m sure, because she didn’t go back to it. We have bills to pay…”

Yeah, that’s how things work in my universe too.

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JasonA  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:10:56pm

re: #129 WhatEVs

Welp…

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Is he trolling us now?

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Stanley Sea  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:12:06pm

re: #128 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

OT, but this just popped in my Twitter feed.

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I remember CCJ spent several tedious paragraphs doing a technical analysis of Twitter’s share price, I think in an effort to prove it was heading for the trash heap of dotcoms.

The funny thing about Twitter. You have too many users who love it. And are not grandma’s.

Butthurt = new business platform.

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:12:23pm

re: #129 WhatEVs

Welp…

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JOBS, HOW DO THEY WORK?1

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Jenner7  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:12:36pm

I can’t keep my eyes open.

Let’s hope these clowns will come out peacefully.

G’night Lizards.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:13:13pm
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JasonA  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:13:25pm

“Nobody got hurt until Lavoy got killed…”

Right. Let’s examine that further, shall we?

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teleskiguy  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:13:39pm
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Shiplord Kirel  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:13:40pm

We may be seeing a precedent of monumental significance. For the first time in history, a gang of armed terrorists may actually, literally, be ridiculed out of business.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:14:10pm

he’s a victim!

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JasonA  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:15:06pm

re: #144 Shiplord Kirel

We may be seeing a precedent of monumental significance. For the first time in history, a gang of armed terrorists may actually, literally, be ridiculed out of business.

That bandwidth is just the rope with which to hang themselves with.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:15:09pm
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WhatEVs  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:15:21pm

re: #137 JasonA

Is he trolling us now?

It’s really stunning that they are this ignorant and delusional. I mean…stunning.

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JasonA  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:15:36pm

re: #145 Backwoods_Sleuth

Heh. The FBI doxxed him. Trololololol

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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:15:51pm
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20Hz  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:15:56pm
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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:16:38pm
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thecommodore  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:16:48pm

This broadcast is lunacy in real time. Disturbing to say the least.

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JasonA  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:17:34pm

re: #153 thecommodore

This broadcast is lunacy in real time. Disturbing to say the least.

If I were them I’d blame it on the lack of protein.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:17:48pm
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Charles Johnson  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:18:20pm
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JasonA  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:19:05pm

They know we can hear this, right?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:20:18pm
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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:20:25pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:20:26pm
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Jay in Oregon  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:20:50pm

Seim mentioned Schaeffer Cox, the convicted Alaska militia loon who concocted a “2-4-1” plan to kidnap or kill judges and Alaska State Troopers, has been in contact with them.

adn.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:21:34pm

re: #161 Jay in Oregon

Seim mentioned Schaeffer Cox, the convicted Alaska militia loon who concocted a “2-4-1” plan to kidnap or kill judges and Alaska State Troopers, has been in contact with them.

adn.com

Isn’t Schaeffer still in prison?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:21:55pm
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teleskiguy  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:22:21pm

Sean Anderson: “We’re not surrendering, we’re turning ourselves in.”

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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:23:38pm
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Jay in Oregon  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:23:41pm

re: #162 Backwoods_Sleuth

Yeah, so I wanna know why he’s getting in contact with these lunatics.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:24:00pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:25:38pm

Now what if Franklin Graham doesn’t show? Who will get blamed? I see no press release that he’s actually going to fly up to Oregon.

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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:25:39pm
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JasonA  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:26:05pm

Is it too much to hope that sane Conservatives will listen to this and say to themselves, “My God. People like this can’t have guns. We need stricter laws now!”

It is. I know it is. Allow me a moment to be a crazy, wide-eyed fool.

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teleskiguy  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:26:10pm

re: #164 teleskiguy

Sean Anderson: “We’re not surrendering, we’re turning ourselves in.”

Sean Anderson: “…we’ll proceed with our surrender.”

Much Consistency. Very Principle.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:26:46pm
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WhatEVs  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:27:19pm

Ah, people.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:27:27pm
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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:29:32pm
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teleskiguy  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:29:51pm

Sean Anderson: “Can you get a hold of Billy Graham?”

Michele Fiore: “Franklin.”

S.A.: “Franklin. Franklin Graham.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:29:55pm
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Mattand  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:30:45pm

I can only imagine the kind of mouth breathers in Michelle Fiore’s district, given that a majority of them felt she should represent them in Congress.

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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:30:47pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:31:29pm
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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:32:15pm
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teleskiguy  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:32:26pm

re: #178 Mattand

I can only imagine the kind of mouth breathers in Michelle Fiore’s district, given that a majority of them felt she should represent them in Congress.

She’s not in Congress. She’s a member of the Nevada Assembly. She’s running for Congress this year.

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:32:57pm

It would seem a trifle to knock their tents over and roll them up, with them still in it, while they’re sleeping.

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Eventual Carrion  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:33:59pm

re: #178 Mattand

I can only imagine the kind of mouth breathers in Michelle Fiore’s district, given that a majority of them felt she should represent them in Congress.

Majority of those that bothered to get out and vote.

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Mattand  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:34:03pm

re: #182 teleskiguy

She’s not in Congress. She’s a member of the Nevada Assembly. She’s running for Congress this year.

Noted. She’s still insane, though.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:34:04pm

why can’t these people just stay in their own states and be crazy?

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:35:11pm

Jesus christ. I want my country back.

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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:35:32pm
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Tigger2  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:36:00pm

re: #124 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:36:17pm
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Charles Johnson  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:36:51pm
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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:37:08pm

re: #191 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:37:34pm
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Jay in Oregon  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:38:37pm

“We need to come up with a phone service where a cell tower can’t shut it off.”

These are some fuckin’ geniuses, here.

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:38:48pm

Brent also brought more weed. But Brent should be careful, lest the campers mistake him for Death Hisself and start shooting.

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JasonA  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:40:07pm

re: #194 Jay in Oregon

“We need to come up with a phone service where a cell tower can’t shut it off.”

These are some fuckin’ geniuses, here.

Now if they had said from the start they were there to demand an end to data caps then I might be able to get behind them.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:40:14pm

re: #193 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Jack Burton  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:40:44pm

This pops into my head at least 2 or 3 times a day lately.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:42:14pm
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teleskiguy  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:42:48pm

Okay, I’ve had enough. They seem to be taking the FBI at their word that they won’t arrest them tonight until Michele Fiore and Franklin Graham show up. They might have enough meth to stay up all night, who knows.

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JasonA  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:43:16pm

Oh no no no no. I’m not drunk enough for this. I need the skedaddle. Good seeing you again, Lizards!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:44:12pm
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teleskiguy  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:44:52pm

I’m glad I turned it off!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:45:00pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:47:07pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:49:02pm

re: #194 Jay in Oregon

It’s called amateur radio. Imagine if one of these guys set up a well-tuned 80-meter rig and used morse code and created a crude (but usable) cipher system. They’d buy a shitload of time for themselves and drive the media nuts with an effective blackout.

Retro technology at its finest!

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:50:22pm

re: #204 Backwoods_Sleuth

“And so out there in the cold darkness, where the mad patriots felt the touch of god in the flight of birds or the harsh tones of a spiritual over the internet radio, a kind of peace descended. The kind of peace felt only by the stupidly self-assured, by people too dumb to know they’d been had, and not smart enough to be embarrassed. David lit another joint and began rambling about who knows what. This, I thought, is real America, distilled into an essence that could only be felt, and never adequately described. I hoped I was still alive in the morning. The FBI man had sounded frustrated, angry, and as many a vagabond has learned, an angry FBI man is a thing to be avoided.”

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jayjaybear  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:50:36pm

re: #205 Backwoods_Sleuth

`What’s the saying? “Never interrupt your enemy while he’s fucking things up”?

I’m also reminded of Voltaire: “I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: ‘O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.’ And God granted it.”

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Joe Bacon  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:51:05pm

Right now, the Chinese intelligence service is monitoring this and they’re all having hysterical laughing fits over how stupid this country has gotten.

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Sherlock Hound  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:52:17pm

re: #206 Eric The Fruit Bat

Gavin’s a ham. Colonel Steve Anderson was a ham, too, when he ran United Patriot Radio around 2001.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:53:17pm

If you think the stupid can’t get stupider, tune in to Alex Jones tomorrow…

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Tigger2  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:53:29pm

re: #209 Joe Bacon

Right now, the Chinese intelligence service is monitoring this and they’re all having hysterical laughing fits over how stupid this country has gotten.

ISIS doesn’t have to worry about destroying us these idiots are doing it for them.

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Lidane  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:53:30pm

re: #189 Tigger2

I finally had to block that moron. He’s hopeless.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:54:35pm

Later, fellow lizards. I’m torn between absolute range, hysterical laughter and absolute fear, since many people who listened to the livestream could very well vote in sympathy for these anti-government eejets.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 10, 2016 • 9:58:17pm

re: #214 Eric The Fruit Bat

Later, fellow lizards. I’m torn between absolute range, hysterical laughter and absolute fear, since many people who listened to the livestream could very well vote in sympathy for these anti-government eejets.

I deal with people who utter this batshit insanity every day at work. They scream about how they hate the N-word President and how they hate the Government—as they cash their Social Security checks. Just like the jackass on disability who tweeted that he had to wait for his direct deposit so he had enough cash to go join these assholes…

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StephenMeansMe  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:01:33pm

You’d think this was freakin’ Helm’s Deep the way these idiots are carrying on.

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teleskiguy  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:02:47pm
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20Hz  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:03:13pm
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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:04:32pm

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StephenMeansMe  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:08:24pm

I’m surprised that these fools haven’t passed out from all the blood rushing to their giant hate-boners. This really must be a not-so-secret dream come true for them.

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Egregious Philbin  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:10:06pm

Wow, these people are seriously nuts. Hillbilly talibornagain crazies.

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Jack Burton  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:11:54pm

re: #181 Kragar

Travis Cook @RealTravisCook
@IsraeliSmartass No I’m not. As far as I know, there are no Muslims at the standoff. So there are no “terrorists”.
9:29 PM - 10 Feb 2016

This gave me Forest Whitaker/Louise Belcher eye…

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StephenMeansMe  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:11:55pm

This is much funnier if you imagine it to be Backwoods Cabin Tech Support.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:14:10pm
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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:14:30pm
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Shiplord Kirel  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:14:52pm

Malheur resident listening to live feed.

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Lidane  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:15:02pm

Has anyone explained to these bumbling idiots that Michele Fiore is a state rep from Nevada and therefore has no pull in Oregon?

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The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:16:12pm
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Kragar  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:17:47pm
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Charles Johnson  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:23:29pm

LOL!

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:24:05pm

Yeah, they couldn’t possibly be just as dumb as they sound. Must be a conspiracy. Mmmhm.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:27:33pm

re: #227 Lidane

Has anyone explained to these bumbling idiots that Michele Fiore is a state rep from Nevada and therefore has no pull in Oregon?

They’ll take whatever they can.

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:28:31pm

“You’re making us look dumb by allowing us to speak uncensored! You monsters!”

No. Sense. Of. Irony. A Patriot Prerequisite.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:29:55pm

re: #230 Charles Johnson

LOL!

[Embedded content]

The pixels must be different sizes.

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William Lewis  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:31:21pm

re: #234 Blind Frog Belly White

The pixels must be different sizes.

I thought it was the heat maps!

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thecommodore  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:32:56pm

I just logged in, and the audio sounds very disturbing. I don’t know what the hell is happening, but it sounds like LEO are trying to convince the occupiers to surrender, and the latter will have nothign of it.

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StephenMeansMe  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:34:45pm

And now it’s RWNJ shibboleth time. Obamacare, gun grabbin’, homeschool, PRAISE BE TO GAWD, oh my!

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The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:39:07pm

Where is the live feed now? I have a feeling I’m listening to things that went down a couple of hours ago.

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thecommodore  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:41:54pm

Need I say that if these terrorists would black, or some other non-white race, this seige would never have happened, because the FBI and other relevant law enforcement agencies would have swept them out of that bird refuge like shit through a goose?

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thecommodore  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:42:50pm

re: #238 The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin

Where is the live feed now? I have a feeling I’m listening to things that went down a couple of hours ago.

The feed at the top of this page is still live.

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ausador  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:43:01pm

re: #238 The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin

Where is the live feed now? I have a feeling I’m listening to things that went down a couple of hours ago.

They said goodnight, back in their tent and saving the remaining phone battery. YouTube just looping the stream now.

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RandomMonster  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:43:43pm

A lot of screaming at the cops. I bet there’s bloodshed tonight.

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thecommodore  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:45:06pm

re: #242 RandomMonster

A lot of screaming at the cops. I bet there’s bloodshed tonight.

One guy just talked about throwing a Molotov cocktail.

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Sherlock Hound  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:45:32pm

re: #238 The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin

Gavin seems to have shut down the stream for the night. I guess he must sleep sometimes. You need not listen to its entirety, at least once Michelle joined the conversations. (Then Vicki Sharp came on, and Gavin’s feed dropped from 71,000 viewers at its height, to less than half that number. :) )

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ausador  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:46:59pm

That was hours ago, the live stream is over folks.

re: #243 thecommodore

One guy just talked about throwing a Molotov cocktail.

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The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:48:17pm

re: #244 Sherlock Hound

Yeah, what I’m listening to is Gavin talking to Sean(?).. about the 1st ammendment.

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20Hz  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:48:24pm
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Tigger2  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:49:40pm

re: #247 20Hz

[Embedded content]

Hope they throw his ass in jail.

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20Hz  Feb 10, 2016 • 10:53:59pm

re: #248 Tigger2

Hope they throw his ass in jail.

Yes! I hope so too. I also hope they have something to charge him with that will keep him there for a while.

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:05:35pm
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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:06:04pm

re: #250 FormerDirtDart

And this is why I ALWAYS press the new comments button before I hit post.

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:06:51pm

re: #251 klys (maker of Silmarils)

And this is why I ALWAYS press the new comments button before I hit post.

So sweet

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:08:08pm

re: #252 FormerDirtDart

To be fair, this whole Oregon incident currently looks masterful as hell.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:10:25pm

Might be worth watching to see what the arrest was for. (No charges listed yet, but maybe later.)

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The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:13:06pm

…ooph, I’m out. Wowza, Sandi is/was the voice of total clusterfuck.

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ElaineBenis  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:14:53pm

re: #253 klys (maker of Silmarils)

[Embedded content]

To be fair, this whole Oregon incident currently looks masterful as hell.

I wonder if Fiore is starting to get a tad nervous. Heh.

Best tweet: @BundyRanch Welcome to Oregon. Enjoy your stay.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:16:52pm

re: #256 ElaineBenis

I wonder if Fiore is starting to get a tad nervous. Heh.

Best tweet: @BundyRanch Welcome to Oregon. Enjoy your stay.

The arresting agency is listed as the Portland FBI. I’m really curious what the charges are going to be.

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BeachDem  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:17:21pm

My fervent wish is that they arrest Michelle Fiore in the McDonald’s drive-thru lane.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:17:28pm
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Tigger2  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:18:35pm

re: #257 klys (maker of Silmarils)

The arresting agency is listed as the Portland FBI. I’m really curious what the charges are going to be.

It might be over something that happened on the plane.

May not be this after all, but am interested in hearing that interview when it come out.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:18:37pm

re: #259 klys (maker of Silmarils)

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:18:49pm
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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:19:07pm

re: #262 FormerDirtDart

See? The reason for my rule.

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:19:25pm

re: #261 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Boom!

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ElaineBenis  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:19:29pm

The outstanding grazing fees/fines?

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:20:31pm

re: #263 klys (maker of Silmarils)

See? The reason for my rule.

yeah, I updated right before I started to embed, should have clicked again

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:21:57pm

re: #266 FormerDirtDart

yeah, I updated right before I started to embed, should have clicked again

I’ve been burned two or three times, which is why I have the rule. I know Lizards understand though.

I’m sitting here in the office with a (very) unhappy mr. klys (coworkers are apparently not in his good graces right now) so I am entertaining myself with Twitter.

And cross stitching.

And rum.

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ElaineBenis  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:22:39pm

Someone pointed out that getting off a plane would be the only time the law could get to bundy without his armed guards. Smart.

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goddamnedfrank  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:24:01pm

re: #265 ElaineBenis

The outstanding grazing fees/fines?

If I had to guess it’d be an expansion of the conspiracy charges to the 2014 incident, the armed scoping, intimidation and menacing of BLM personnel. Probable RICO indictment.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:24:24pm

For those who don’t follow Stonekettle on Twitter:

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:24:36pm

Listening to “The Watchman News”
Bit of Admiralty Law, Israeli trained unconstitutional sheriffs, and now questioning Michele Fiore’s true intentions

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Stanley Sea  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:24:47pm

re: #266 FormerDirtDart

yeah, I updated right before I started to embed, should have clicked again

We manage. No foul.

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Sic semper evello dildos tyrannis  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:29:10pm

re: #265 ElaineBenis

The outstanding grazing fees/fines?

Plus the armed goons pointing weapons at law enforcement. And the conspiracy with further armed goons to take over federal land.

Basically, the “standoff” made him not just a deadbeat, but someone in a criminal conspiracy. Two years on, he’s trying to recruit “patriots” to come to Burns and “save” the forlorn dopes at Malheur, which is basically more criminal conspiracy.

I would love to see some kind of derivative responsibility thing hung around his neck, too. Those fucking shooters he kicked off the ranch for talking up shooting cops…who he didn’t bother to warn law enforcement about…who then shot cops. Asshole.

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:29:15pm
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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:30:51pm

re: #272 Stanley Sea

We manage. No foul.

I just need another Coke for the rum and Coke and it’s all good.

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Targetpractice  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:32:59pm

This whole thing’s turning into a honey trap.

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Single-handed sailor  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:33:19pm

re: #267 klys (maker of Silmarils)

And rum.

Cruzan rum is my weakness. I highly recommend it.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:34:31pm

re: #277 Single-handed sailor

Cruzan rum is my weakness. I highly recommend it.

I’ve been on a spiced dark rum kick recently, enjoying Kraken. Partially because the bottle shape is cool.

There’s an awesome rum bar down in Key West. Apparently one in SF too, but I haven’t been there yet, and the gin bar just opened up by the same folks will get first priority. Gotta have those priorities.

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ElaineBenis  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:35:23pm

Watch the refuge loons lose their shit when they find out ol’ Cliven’s in the clink.

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Targetpractice  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:37:47pm

re: #279 ElaineBenis

Watch the refuge loons lose their shit when they find out ol’ Cliven’s in the clink.

Worse, it’s going to dawn on them eventually that they’re partially to blame for his ass being behind bars, because he was rushing to “help” them and the FBI pounced at the opportunity to haul his ass away while he was clear of his “guards.”

Even if they should somehow avoid any significant jail time, they’re now marked people. They’ll never be taken seriously again in the militia circles because every one of their former “friends” will assume they’re FBI informants.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:38:41pm

re: #279 ElaineBenis

Watch the refuge loons lose their shit when they find out ol’ Cliven’s in the clink.

It’s kind of beautiful.

This all started, supposedly, because Ammon wanted to protest a father and son going to jail.*

Poetic, really.

* He was looking for an excuse, I know.

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freetoken  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:39:20pm

re: #280 Targetpractice

Worse, it’s going to dawn on them…

There will be no dawning in the dark, deluded minds of these outlaws.

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Targetpractice  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:41:01pm

re: #282 freetoken

There will be no dawning in the dark, deluded minds of these outlaws.

It’ll eventually happen, right around the time one of their former militia buddies puts a gun in their face and orders them to leave because they don’t want no federal snitch around them.

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:44:30pm

Michele Fiore is in the car with Mike Arnold, so chances are the four in the refuge know by now

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Blind Frog Belly White  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:50:27pm

re: #262 FormerDirtDart

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“Trentino? That’s game!”

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:50:51pm

All media inquires should be directed to the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Las Vegas…

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 10, 2016 • 11:51:30pm

re: #286 FormerDirtDart

Pssst, bring that upstairs.

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Sic semper evello dildos tyrannis  Feb 11, 2016 • 12:07:16am

re: #276 Targetpractice

This whole thing’s turning into a honey trap.

I want to make a joke about sigint, but then I realized that it’s not even a fail of that level of sophistication.

These are incontinent people. They’re angry and self-righteous stupid and have zero discipline. Like, not “they don’t have military discipline,” they have zero discipline of thought or temperament. Given companionship or an audience, they’re fucking delighting to jizz rage and self-pity on every available surface. It’s why their movement is a fucking burgoo of conspiracy tropes and sad internet posturing: the important part is that they’re Fox Mulder, protagonist of the X-Files, not that there’s a giant conspiracy. It’s why they don’t blink when using open channels and fucking call-in shows to complain about the evil government/media/space wizard tyranny that’s keeping them down. The actuality of tyranny, such as can be seen in historical cases, has no relationship to their abstraction of “tyranny”—the latter is just a accretion of their insecurities and their culturally-acquired prejudices.

The Malheur remainder are like the bottom of the barrel of what are already crappy human beings. The deeply vain and the deeply unimaginative, the ones who’ve totally defined themselves in these shoddy, mytho-poetic terms as warriors against the conspiracy. The “smart” ones have concocted as justification where they can run and fight again; what’s left are the ones so locked in to this martyrdom kick that they’re actually getting fucking crazier because the FBI aren’t killing them. It’s blowing their minds…you can literally hear the teetering on epistemic collapse. The “When Prophecy Fails” struggle going on as the reconcile their experience with their expectation. I hope they find a way to surrender, but it’s not a certainty. Lots of folks choose to double down rather than admit they were wrong; and sometimes the former involves death.


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