Investigators Find Firearms, Explosives and Trench of Human Feces at Malheur Refuge

Patriotic poop
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Cliven Bundy, 74, at his first appearance in U.S. District Court in Portland. Sketch by Abigail Marble.

Investigators at the scene of the Malheur Wildlife Refuge have been discovering some interesting things left behind by the Bundy clan and their sovereign citizen accomplices: firearms, explosives and a large trench full of human feces.

But it was very patriotic human feces.

The FBI says it will take three weeks to clear the scene, because among other things (who’s gonna clean up that awful poop trench?) they’re concerned the fecal patriots may have booby-trapped some of the vehicles and buildings at the site.

Also today, a federal judge ordered Cliven Bundy to remain in custody because he’s a flight risk, citing Bundy’s “ongoing defiance of federal court orders.”

UPDATE at 2/16/16 5:31:17 pm by Charles Johnson

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