You may have heard that Donald Trump is now feuding with Pope Francis, because of course he is.

I thought it would help his “response to the Pope” to reimagine it in free verse format. It’s much more interesting this way, I think.

RESPONSE TO THE POPE
A Donald J. Trump Joint

If and when
the Vatican is attacked
by ISIS,
which as everyone knows is ISIS’s
ultimate trophy

I
can promise you that
the Pope
would have only wished
and prayed that
Donald Trump
would have been
President
because this would not have happened.

ISIS would have been
eradicated
unlike what is happening now
with our
all talk,
no action
politicians.

The Mexican government
and its leadership
has made many disparaging remarks about
me
to
the Pope,
because they want
to continue to
rip off the United States,
both on trade and
at the border,
and they understand
I
am totally wise to them.

The Pope
only heard one side of
the story
he didn’t see
the crime,
the drug trafficking and
the negative economic impact
the current policies have on
the United States.

He doesn’t see
how Mexican leadership is
outsmarting
President Obama
and our leadership in
every aspect of negotiation.

For a religious leader to
question a person’s faith is
disgraceful.

I am proud to be a
Christian
and as
President
I
will not allow
Christianity
to be consistently attacked and weakened,
unlike what is happening now,
with our current
President.

No leader, especially
a religious leader, should have
the right to question another man’s
religion or faith.

They are using
the Pope
as a
pawn
and they should be ashamed of
themselves for doing so,
especially when
so many lives are
involved
and when
illegal immigration is so
rampant.

[Sound of finger snapping…]