Ted Cruz Says “Of Course” He’ll Round Up and Deport 12 Million People

Ted embraces the xenophobia trend
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In January, GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz was still attempting to sound reasonable on immigration:

In an interview with CNN, Cruz said, “No, I don’t intend to send jackboots to knock on your door and every door in America. That’s not how we enforce the law for any crime.”

No such effort currently exists, Cruz emphasized, arguing that the United States is not a “police state” and promising that he would only deport people who are apprehended.

But tonight, as his campaign fights a losing battle against the rampaging Trumpenstein, Cruz says he’s going to round up and deport 12 million people.

In an interview with Bill O’Reilly on Fox News Monday night, the Texas senator said that he would use ICE as part of broader federal efforts to deport those who are not in the country legally, representing a significant shift in his immigration policy.

“Federal law requires that anyone here illegally that’s apprehended should be deported,” Cruz said.

“Would you look for them, though?” O’Reilly asked.

“Bill, of course you would,” Cruz said. “That’s what ICE exists for. We have law enforcement who looks for people who are violating the law and deports them.”

Sure, what could possibly go wrong with a plan like that?

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80 comments
1
freetoken  Feb 22, 2016 • 7:57:26pm

Trump takes stage…

2
Skip Intro  Feb 22, 2016 • 7:58:04pm

I’d check your dad first, Ted.

3
freetoken  Feb 22, 2016 • 7:59:12pm

crowd chants “build that wall”…

4
Belafon  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:01:37pm

When it’s underway, spread a rumor that a Latino is currently occupying the White House even though his legal status is questionable.

5
Mattand  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:02:00pm

What a fucking slimy weasel Cruz is.

What’s scary is that four years from now, his behavior may look quaint, give how progressively off the rails the GOP keeps becoming.

6
Charles Johnson  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:02:12pm
7
freetoken  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:02:19pm

“I love sheriff Joe…”

8
Charles Johnson  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:02:41pm
9
Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:03:25pm
10
Charles Johnson  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:03:42pm
11
Belafon  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:04:50pm

re: #10 Charles Johnson

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I see a clear victory for Rubio.

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Mattand  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:07:43pm

re: #10 Charles Johnson

re: #11 Belafon

I see a clear victory for Rubio.

Latest video from Rubio Campaign HQ:

Animal House - All Is Well!

13
Mattand  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:08:16pm

re: #11 Belafon

I see a clear victory for Rubio.

Bill Kristol? Is that you???

14
Brian J.  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:09:07pm

Take cum grano solis, but…

15
Lidane  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:10:16pm

Ted Cruz looks like the love child of Eddie Munster and Joe McCarthy with all the personality of a sleazy used car salesman. He practically oozes snake oil.

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Mattand  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:10:29pm

re: #14 Brian J.

Take cum grano solis, but…

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REVOLUTION!!!!

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:13:30pm

“Say Anything”

“I’ll take ‘Movie Titles that Describe Ted Cruz’ for $200, Alex.”

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Belafon  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:14:33pm

re: #14 Brian J.

Take cum grano solis, but…

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I saw a report the other day on the money being spent by the campaigns. Sanders had been burning through a lot of money compared to Clinton and, because of that, doesn’t have as much sitting around. He’ll probably have to get choosier on where to spend. If I were his campaign, I’d probably be concentrating on Super Tuesday states rather than South Carolina. He can always pull a Rubio and talk about his second place finish no matter what the spread is.

19
Lidane  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:15:01pm

re: #10 Charles Johnson

The worst thing is that other Republicans who KNOW that Trump is full of shit and who cringe at how he keeps saying these insane, bigoted things and winning will find a way to rationalize voting for him in the general election if he’s the nominee.

20
Brian J.  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:16:39pm

re: #18 Belafon

I saw a report the other day on the money being spent by the campaigns. Sanders had been burning through a lot of money compared to Clinton and doesn’t have as much sitting around. He’ll probably have to get choosier on where to spend. If I were his campaign, I’d probably be concentrating on Super Tuesday states rather than South Carolina. He can always pull a Rubio and talk about his second place finish no matter what the spread is.

Agreed. Sanders apparently spent nearly $35 million in January, and his cash on hand dropped by nearly half. There’s also the sign that he didn’t proclaim how much money he was raising after Nevada, unlike New Hampshire and Iowa. Massive spending and reduced income means a campaign that has to reduce spending. Presidential campaigns that have to reduce spending, as we’ve seen numerous times already in 2015-16, don’t last long.

21
Aye Pod  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:17:00pm

re: #15 Lidane

Ted Cruz looks like the love child of Eddie Munster and Joe McCarthy with all the personality of a sleazy used car salesman. He practically oozes snake oil.

He is so obviously smarmily evil it’s verging on Austin Powers style camp.

22
Charles Johnson  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:17:51pm

Man, I’m getting really swarmed by right wing loons tonight.

23
Reality Based Steve  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:17:57pm

I think the next time I hear a “Build The Wall” wingnut I’ll just ask them where the wall should be built. Since the border is the river, I’m presuming that you’re not going to actually build it in the river. That means that you are going to have to seize private property to build the wall. What about water rights and other concerns for the current landowners, how will this be handled?

I’ve got a feeling that they won’t have any answers.

RBS

24
freetoken  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:19:21pm

“this guy is sick” - referencing Cruz…

25
Reality Based Steve  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:19:52pm

re: #15 Lidane

Ted Cruz looks like the love child of Eddie Munster and Joe McCarthy with all the personality of a sleazy used car salesman. He practically oozes snake oil.

“He oils his way across the floor, oozing charm from every pore”

That Dreadful Hungarian

RBS

26
retired cynic  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:22:19pm

re: #23 Reality Based Steve

I think the next time I hear a “Build The Wall” wingnut I’ll just ask them where the wall should be built. Since the border is the river, I’m presuming that you’re not going to actually build it in the river. That means that you are going to have to seize private property to build the wall. What about water rights and other concerns for the current landowners, how will this be handled?

I’ve got a feeling that they won’t have any answers.

RBS

I’d bet they want it just on the Mexican side of the river. Then we don’t take any good patriot land, right?

27
freetoken  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:22:23pm

… fantasizing about killing Bergdahl again…

28
Brian J.  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:23:04pm

re: #24 freetoken

“this guy is sick” - referencing Cruz…

It’s “This guy are sick.”

29
Aye Pod  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:24:22pm

re: #24 freetoken

“this guy is sick” - referencing Cruz…

Awesome. This season of American Election continues to deliver.

30
Charles Johnson  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:24:38pm
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worldknot  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:25:05pm

re: #11 Belafon

I see a clear victory for Rubio.

7 delegates in Iowa
3 delegates in New Hampshire
0 delegates in South Carolina

32
Brian J.  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:26:04pm

re: #31 worldknot

7 delegates in Iowa
3 delegates in New Hampshire
0 delegates in South Carolina

It’s 2 delegates in New Hampshire now, apparently.

wmur.com

33
jaunte  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:28:24pm

Bald.. win? No, no relation.

34
freetoken  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:29:25pm

apparently a protestor or two…

35
freetoken  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:32:53pm

… now wishing protestors would be carried out on stretchers…

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freetoken  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:33:49pm

… now fantasizing about torturing…

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freetoken  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:34:41pm

… cheers from the crowd…

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retired cynic  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:34:52pm

re: #36 freetoken

… now fantasizing about torturing…

You don’t need to torture yourself this way! We’ll live!

39
Stanley Sea  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:35:27pm

re: #35 freetoken

… now wishing protestors would be carried out on stretchers…

Sooner or later it’s going to happen.

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freetoken  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:36:32pm

re: #38 retired cynic

My mission, I chose to accept it…

41
Mattand  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:36:49pm

re: #36 freetoken

… now fantasizing about torturing…

LOOK AWAY!!!!

42
Charles Johnson  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:39:31pm
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Brian J.  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:40:23pm

re: #42 Charles Johnson

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That Quitter service can provide them with yuuuuuuge shiny check marks, right?

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Stanley Sea  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:40:28pm

My dog.

45
Great White Snark  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:40:55pm

re: #30 Charles Johnson

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Great White Snark  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:41:49pm

re: #43 Brian J.

That Quitter service can provide them with yuuuuuuge shiny check marks, right?

Heh two shots across the same bow.

47
Charles Johnson  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:42:12pm
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retired cynic  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:43:41pm

re: #44 Stanley Sea

My dog.

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That ties off a lot of knots for me! GAH!

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Lidane  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:43:52pm

Because what we need instead of Trump is someone even farther to the right:

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freetoken  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:43:54pm

It’s over.

I lived.

The health of our political system? Not so much.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:44:23pm

re: #48 retired cynic

That ties off a lot of knots for me! GAH!

Apparently it is a compilation video of sorts?

I’m not willing to watch it, but I would say that it’s worth checking before pitchforks, etc.

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goddamnedfrank  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:45:10pm

re: #44 Stanley Sea

My dog.

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I’ve said before that Sanders made a very calculated and cynical decision when they allowed Cornel West and Killer Mike to be official campaign surrogates. That decision was to create a thin patina of black support aimed at quelling the nervousness within Bernie’s overwhelmingly younger liberal white movement instead of trying to generate a real minority outreach effort.

That decision is now blowing up in his face.

53
Joe Bacon  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:45:59pm

What fun coming home tonight on the bus. A Trumpette pulled out a wad of Trump bumper stickers and stuck them on the bus window while she yelled “Trump Yes, Illegals No!”

Now here’s one of Joe’s Helpful Hints®! Don’t open your mouth and scream about illegal aliens when a bunch of them are riding with you on the same bus!…

54
Stanley Sea  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:47:42pm

re: #52 goddamnedfrank

I’ve said before that Sanders made a very calculated and cynical decision when they allowed Cornel West and Killer Mike to be official campaign surrogates. That decision was to create a thin patina of black support aimed at quelling the nervousness of Bernie’s overwhelmingly liberal white movement instead of trying to generate a real minority outreach effort.

That decision is now blowing up in his face.

Cornell West as any surrogate to black folk is a joke, as I see it. He does fit with Bernie’s way way way out left persona though.

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jaunte  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:47:44pm

re: #53 Joe Bacon

Was she yelling to people outside the bus, or just yelling?

56
Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:49:05pm

re: #10 Charles Johnson

I’m sure somewhere Rage Furby is drowning himself in alcohol right now…

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retired cynic  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:50:05pm

re: #51 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Apparently it is a compilation video of sorts?

I’m not willing to watch it, but I would say that it’s worth checking before pitchforks, etc.

I agree. If it is true, it really hurts me. So I’m hoping it isn’t true.

58
Stanley Sea  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:50:25pm

OT, but……wow

59
makeitstop  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:51:36pm

re: #47 Charles Johnson

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He’s gonna get somebody killed. It ain’t if, it’s when.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:53:46pm

re: #57 retired cynic

I agree. If it is true, it really hurts me. So I’m hoping it isn’t true.

I mean, having him as a surrogate with the things he’s said is already pretty iffy. But there is a small difference between that and sitting there and smiling as those words are being said. Not a huge (or yuuuuuuge) one, but a difference nonetheless.

I’m going based on comments on the Tweet because again, I’m not actually in a spot where I can/will watch it.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:55:32pm
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Joe Bacon  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:58:14pm

re: #55 jaunte

Was she yelling to people outside the bus, or just yelling?

She was stupid enough to yell inside the bus, almost turning her head all the way around a la Linda Blair in the Exorcist…

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danarchy  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:58:39pm

re: #60 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I mean, having him as a surrogate with the things he’s said is already pretty iffy. But there is a small difference between that and sitting there and smiling as those words are being said. Not a huge (or yuuuuuuge) one, but a difference nonetheless.

I’m going based on comments on the Tweet because again, I’m not actually in a spot where I can/will watch it.

it is a pretty short video clip of previous clips of West saying crazy things about Obama, one clip of Bernie praising him at some panel, and then a clip of them smiling and hugging at the podium.

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retired cynic  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:59:27pm

re: #63 danarchy

it is a pretty short video clip of previous clips of West saying crazy things about Obama, one clip of Bernie praising him at some panel, and then a clip of them smiling and hugging at the podium.

So maybe not as bad as indicated?

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Joe Bacon  Feb 22, 2016 • 8:59:36pm

re: #58 Stanley Sea

OT, but……wow

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I’m sure Scalia had to pull the string in Slappy’s back to get him to talk.

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Belafon  Feb 22, 2016 • 9:02:15pm

re: #64 retired cynic

So maybe not as bad as indicated?

I think it just reinforces what you believe about West, Sanders, and Obama. I really doubt it will sway anyone to switch sides.

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Jay C  Feb 22, 2016 • 9:02:27pm

re: #59 makeitstop

He’s gonna get somebody killed. It ain’t if, it’s when.

I’m wondering, though, if it’s not going to take an outbreak of actual violence to put a dentin the Trumpmentum. Brownshirt rhetoric is one thing (bad enough), but moving on to Brownshirt action - and yeah, sooner or later somebody’s head is going to get broken - might be just the thing that will turn off enough of the media and the Establishment; or, more exactly, give them an out, to finally turn on The Donald, and wash their hands of him. Sad enough to think it will take blood being spilled to do it: 1968 notwithstanding, American elections have been pretty decorous for quite a while. This year, though, may be the exception.

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jaunte  Feb 22, 2016 • 9:02:55pm

“Let the power of victimization flow through you.”

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danarchy  Feb 22, 2016 • 9:04:27pm

re: #64 retired cynic

So maybe not as bad as indicated?

No the tweet makes it sound like he is standing there smiling while West is calling Obama a Rockefeller republican in Blackface. That actually was some appearance he made with Tavis Smiley or something. There was a clip from West on Bill Maher, a clip from like a CNN appearance etc.

Associating with West is bad enough IMO.

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retired cynic  Feb 22, 2016 • 9:06:39pm

re: #69 danarchy

Me, too, but if he had actually been there and approving, I would call over broken glass to get away from him.

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retired cynic  Feb 22, 2016 • 9:08:11pm

re: #70 retired cynic

Me, too, but if he had actually been there and approving, I would call over broken glass to get away from him.

Rats! CRAWL!!!

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BeachDem  Feb 22, 2016 • 9:10:35pm

re: #60 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I mean, having him as a surrogate with the things he’s said is already pretty iffy. But there is a small difference between that and sitting there and smiling as those words are being said. Not a huge (or yuuuuuuge) one, but a difference nonetheless.

I’m going based on comments on the Tweet because again, I’m not actually in a spot where I can/will watch it.

I watched that little clip and did not see Bernie next to him when he said that. But he definitely did say it—and Bernie has definitely appeared side by side with him. I agree, it is not what that tweet says it is, but the overall optics are indeed bad. (But, according to Berniacs, John Lewis has relinquished any claim to honor because he dissed Bernie, the most honest man alive. And, did you KNOW Bernie marched with MLK?!!)

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Stanley Sea  Feb 22, 2016 • 9:12:55pm

re: #69 danarchy

No the tweet makes it sound like he is standing there smiling while West is calling Obama a Rockefeller republican in Blackface. That actually was some appearance he made with Tavis Smiley or something. There was a clip from West on Bill Maher, a clip from like a from a CNN appearance etc.

Associating with West is bad enough IMO.

Sorry for posting the misleading tweet. I didn’t watch the vid. mea culpa.

But as Frank said, Bernie made a calculated decision to choose Cornell West as his surrogate. It’s been 7.3 years of knowing where Dr. West stands on POTUS.

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teleskiguy  Feb 22, 2016 • 9:14:02pm

re: #8 Charles Johnson

According to this cretin you’re *currently* melting down.

I thought you melted down back in 2007 or so. Am I missing something?

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 22, 2016 • 9:15:59pm

re: #73 Stanley Sea

Sorry for posting the misleading tweet. I didn’t watch the vid. mea culpa.

But as Frank said, Bernie made a calculated decision to choose Cornell West as his surrogate. It’s been 7.3 years of knowing where Dr. West stands on POTUS.

Oh yes. I think that is absolutely awful.

I don’t want to minimize that. I just want to …be clear about the circumstances, I guess?

I’m listening to mr. klys explain Señor Frog’s to my in-laws, who have expressed an interest in going. The part where he is defining the “glasses shaped like male anatomy” to my mother-in-law may go down as the greatest listening ever.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 22, 2016 • 9:19:51pm

re: #75 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Oh yes. I think that is absolutely awful.

I don’t want to minimize that. I just want to …be clear about the circumstances, I guess?

I’m listening to mr. klys explain Señor Frog’s to my in-laws, who have expressed an interest in going. The part where he is defining the “glasses shaped like male anatomy” to my mother-in-law may go down as the greatest listening ever.

Re: Sr. Frogs

Only been to the one in Rosarito Beach. A long time ago. I guess they’re everywhere now. Tourist trap, the in-laws will love it.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 22, 2016 • 9:23:07pm

re: #76 Stanley Sea

Re: Sr. Frogs

Only been to the one in Rosarito Beach. A long time ago. I guess they’re everywhere now. Tourist trap, the in-laws will love it.

We’ll see if we end up there. mr. klys is a big proponent of “authentic local food” so …maybe our next trip to NYC instead.

/ducks

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 22, 2016 • 9:31:01pm

re: #77 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Update: she is apparently a little less enthusiastic about it now that she has heard about the drinking glasses.

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Skip Intro  Feb 23, 2016 • 6:51:21am

re: #58 Stanley Sea

He make break his record by asking “where’s Antonin? I need some help with my homework.”

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nkdee  Feb 24, 2016 • 9:43:27am

Because that’s what Jesus would do, right Ted?


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