We’re down to five passengers in the GOP clown car now: Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, John Kasich and Ben Carson. Carson’s sleeping in the backseat, Kasich is sitting as far away from Trump as he can get, Rubio’s installing the latest OS in his debating card, and Cruz is totally creeping everyone out as usual.

They’re showing this debacle, I mean debate, on cnn.com and supposedly you can watch it stream over the web without logging in to a cable account tonight.

Here’s out first thread to point and laugh. Donald Trump’s going to be on the attack and under attack, and the other candidates are really getting desperate now; it should be … colorful. With any luck a fist fight will break out.