Video: Donald Trump Says the US Military Will Commit War Crimes for Him

“If I say ‘do it,’ they’re gonna do it. That’s what leadership is all about.”
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There were plenty of comical moments in last night’s Republican debate; Marco Rubio and Donald Trump calling each other “little Marco” and “big Donald” was one memorable example, reminiscent of a grade school argument between spoiled children.

But the video clip above shows a moment that was actually more in the “horrifying” category. When Fox News’ Bret Baier asked Donald Trump about his plans to torture prisoners and kill the families of ISIS members, his response was a flat out endorsement of war crimes, unprecedented in US politics.

Baier brought up a statement signed by many military leaders saying they would refuse to carry out any such orders. Trump responded by boasting that he’s “a leader,” and if he tells the military to commit war crimes, they’ll do it — implying that he’d actually force them if they refused.

This is a look at one of the most disturbing authoritarians ever to get within shouting distance of the presidency, folks. He’s blithely proposing to turn the United States into a rogue pariah nation. And his call for torture is not contingent on whether it actually works; he’s stated that he’d torture prisoners just because “they deserve” it.

In some ways, Trump’s social policies are more moderate than the rest of the GOP field’s. But this kind of wildly irresponsible appeal to the most bloodthirsty, extreme elements of the right wing sets him apart, and must disqualify him from ever being elected president. If this egomaniacal narcissist ever achieves the most powerful political office in the world, it will be a very dark day for the United States.

BAIER: Mr. Trump, just yesterday, almost 100 foreign policy experts signed on to an open letter refusing to support you, saying your embracing expansive use of torture is inexcusable. General Michael Hayden, former CIA director, NSA director, and other experts have said that when you asked the U.S. military to carry out some of your campaign promises, specifically targeting terrorists’ families, and also the use of interrogation methods more extreme than waterboarding, the military will refuse because they’ve been trained to turn down and refuse illegal orders.

So what would you do, as commander-in-chief, if the U.S. military refused to carry out those orders?

TRUMP: They won’t refuse. They’re not going to refuse me. Believe me.

BAIER: But they’re illegal.

TRUMP: Let me just tell you, you look at the Middle East. They’re chopping off heads. They’re chopping off the heads of Christians and anybody else that happens to be in the way. They’re drowning people in steel cages. And he — now we’re talking about waterboarding.

This really started with Ted, a question was asked of Ted last — two debates ago about waterboarding. And Ted was, you know, having a hard time with that question, to be totally honest with you. They then came to me, what do you think of waterboarding? I said it’s fine. And if we want to go stronger, I’d go stronger, too, because, frankly…

(APPLAUSE)

… that’s the way I feel. Can you imagine — can you imagine these people, these animals over in the Middle East, that chop off heads, sitting around talking and seeing that we’re having a hard problem with waterboarding? We should go for waterboarding and we should go tougher than waterboarding. That’s my opinion.

BAIER: But targeting terrorists’ families?

(APPLAUSE)

TRUMP: And — and — and — I’m a leader. I’m a leader. I’ve always been a leader. I’ve never had any problem leading people. If I say do it, they’re going to do it. That’s what leadership is all about.

BAIER: Even targeting terrorists’ families?

TRUMP: Well, look, you know, when a family flies into the World Trade Center, a man flies into the World Trade Center, and his family gets sent back to where they were going — and I think most of you know where they went — and, by the way, it wasn’t Iraq — but they went back to a certain territory, they knew what was happening. The wife knew exactly what was happening.

They left two days early, with respect to the World Trade Center, and they went back to where they went, and they watched their husband on television flying into the World Trade Center, flying into the Pentagon, and probably trying to fly into the White House, except we had some very, very brave souls on that third plane. All right?

(APPLAUSE)

BAIER: Senator Cruz, you were mentioned.

TRUMP: I have no problem with it.

UPDATE at 3/4/16 11:31:32 am by Charles Johnson

And now Trump is walking this back: Trump: ‘I will not order a military officer to disobey the law’.

GOP presidential front-runner Donald Trump said Friday that he would not order the military to break international laws, despite calling for torture of suspected terrorists and the killing of their families.

Trump told The Wall Street Journal he would “use every legal power that I have to stop these terrorist enemies. I do, however, understand that the United States is bound by laws and treaties and I will not order our military or other officials to violate those laws and will seek their advice on such matters.”

“I will not order a military officer to disobey the law. It is clear that as president I will be bound by laws just like all Americans and I will meet those responsibilities,” he added.

But which statement are we supposed to believe? Trump has repeated his desire to torture prisoners many times. If I have to judge whether I believe his walk-back or the things he’s said over and over, I’m going with the things he’s said over and over. His “repudiation” means less than nothing. The guy simply can’t be trusted to keep his word on anything.

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234 comments
1
Nyet  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:24:11am

The candidate of the criminal and the degenerate.

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Testy Toad T  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:25:15am

I wonder how uniformed members of the military, generally at least perceived to be very GOP-friendly, will react to this statement. He’s either calling them weak or dishonorable, and maybe both.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:25:20am

Idiot fight!

4
Decatur Deb  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:25:46am

Charles—That might need update. Someone posted a ‘morning-after’ thought towards the bottom of last thread.

5
Nyet  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:26:20am

Allen West must have had an orgasm upon hearing this.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:26:39am

Lawhawk’s 564.

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makeitstop  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:27:15am

re: #4 Decatur Deb

Charles—That might need update. Someone posted a ‘morning-after’ thought towards the bottom of last thread.

Yep. According to Taegan Goddard, he’s already walked it back.

Not that his idiotic fans will notice.

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Kragar  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:28:23am

Signs point to no.

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lawhawk  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:28:36am

As I posted downstairs, Trump statements come with expiration dates, not that his sycophants care. They’ll follow him because he’s got blunt language and talks like they do.

Facts, the law, or rational thought/behavior doesn’t enter into it.

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Testy Toad T  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:29:02am

re: #7 makeitstop

Yep. According to Taegan Goddard, he’s already walked it back.

That was the most depressing mini-article I’ve ever written.

Yay, the guy campaigning for president won’t break the law. This is news.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:29:13am

This guy is unbelievable.

Trump: ‘I will not order a military officer to disobey the law’.

GOP presidential front-runner Donald Trump said Friday that he would not order the military to break international laws, despite calling for torture of suspected terrorists and the killing of their families.

Trump told The Wall Street Journal he would “use every legal power that I have to stop these terrorist enemies. I do, however, understand that the United States is bound by laws and treaties and I will not order our military or other officials to violate those laws and will seek their advice on such matters.”

“I will not order a military officer to disobey the law. It is clear that as president I will be bound by laws just like all Americans and I will meet those responsibilities,” he added.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:29:50am

Which statement are we supposed to believe?

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Belafon  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:30:20am

re: #12 Charles Johnson

Which statement are we supposed to believe?

The one that gets him elected.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:30:25am

re: #12 Charles Johnson

Which statement are we supposed to believe?

Yes.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:30:26am

re: #12 Charles Johnson

Which statement are we supposed to believe?

Both, as appropriate.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:30:38am

re: #3 Dr. Matt

Idiot fight!

Why are liberal leftists so violent?

Must be the Alinsky.

/

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Nyet  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:30:40am

re: #13 Belafon

The one that gets him elected.

Bam!

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Big Beautiful Door  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:31:08am

re: #4 Decatur Deb

Charles—That might need update. Someone posted a ‘morning-after’ thought towards the bottom of last thread.

Someone finally got through to Trump; doesn’t change the fact that his first inclination is to engage in torture and targeted killing of civilians.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:31:15am

re: #7 makeitstop

Yep. According to Taegan Goddard, he’s already walked it back.

Not that his idiotic fans will notice.

Barn door :: horse

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lawhawk  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:31:32am

re: #12 Charles Johnson

Trump is Schrodinger’s Cat? You can believe both and none.

His fans don’t care. His rivals don’t care (Rubio says that if Trump’s the nominee, he’d support him, which pretty much eviscerates the whole NeverTrump BS).

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Decatur Deb  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:32:07am

re: #18 Big Beautiful Door

Someone finally got through to Trump; doesn’t change the fact that his first inclination is to engage in torture and targeted killing of civilians.

Just givin’ the good folks what they want.

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Kragar  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:32:09am

re: #12 Charles Johnson

Which statement are we supposed to believe?

Yes.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:32:11am

re: #7 makeitstop

Yep. According to Taegan Goddard, he’s already walked it back.

Not that his idiotic fans will notice.

Oh no. Allen West will haz sads.

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Testy Toad T  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:32:11am

re: #12 Charles Johnson

Which statement are we supposed to believe?

Trump doesn’t issue statements. He issues attitude.

So the answer is actually neither. He doesn’t have incoherent or evil positions, he has no positions.

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Nyet  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:32:34am

I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, hear the lamentations of their women!

On the other hand, no, I won’t.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:33:15am

re: #12 Charles Johnson

Which statement are we supposed to believe?

Stop it with the gotcha questions.

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lawhawk  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:34:14am

re: #20 lawhawk

And Trump will use this to his advantage - claiming that by his very nature of unpredictability that our nation’s rivals, enemies, and allies would be hard pressed to go against the US.

In other words, he’d use his instability and being unhinged as a positive.

Trump’s gunning to be the first US President to emulate North Korea’s L’il Kim Jong Un. Or Kim Il Jong. Or both.

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wrenchwench  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:35:40am

re: #25 Nyet

I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, hear the lamentations of their women!

On the other hand, no, I won’t.

To the extent of the law.

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The Ghost of Bork Bork Bork Bork  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:36:17am

Is anybody running for the GOP actually willing to admit that torture doesn’t work, or that stuff like waterboarding is torture?

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Belafon  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:36:23am

re: #27 lawhawk

And Trump will use this to his advantage - claiming that by his very nature of unpredictability that our nation’s rivals, enemies, and allies would be hard pressed to go against the US.

In other words, he’d use his instability and being unhinged as a positive.

Trump’s gunning to be the first US President to emulate North Korea’s L’il Kim Jong Un. Or Kim Il Jong. Or both.

Wait until he starts talking about how he was brought down from a mountain by a giant bird.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:36:25am

re: #22 Kragar

Yes.

And there you have it. I’m inclined to believe the line he pushed with Baier, because it’s most like my perception of him - “They’ll break international law and violate the oath they swore to the Constitution because I’m such a strong leader”.

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Testy Toad T  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:37:05am

re: #29 The Ghost of Bork Bork Bork Bork

Is anybody running for the GOP actually willing to admit that torture doesn’t work, or that stuff like waterboarding is torture?

Even Bork would admit this.

Yay Overton Window and shifting.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:37:16am

Trump has repeated his desire to torture prisoners many times. If I have to judge whether I believe his walk-back or the things he’s said over and over, I’m going with the things he’s said over and over. As far as I’m concerned this “repudiation” means less than nothing. The guy simply can’t be trusted to keep his word on anything.

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darthstar  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:37:26am
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Testy Toad T  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:37:41am

re: #30 Belafon

Wait until he starts talking about how he was brought down from a mountain by a giant yuuuuuuuuuuge, classy, golden winner of a bird.

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EPR-radar  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:38:42am

I still remember that the Bushies did their war crimes with a few legal fig leaves as provided by Yoo et al.

So Trump would most likely torture at will and claim no violation of international law.

It is noteworthy that Trump’s “walk-back” merely talks about following the law and does not repudiate torture itself.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:39:02am
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Decatur Deb  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:39:08am

re: #29 The Ghost of Bork Bork Bork Bork

Is anybody running for the GOP actually willing to admit that torture doesn’t work, or that stuff like waterboarding is torture?

The Luntz focus group hasn’t reported back.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:39:26am

re: #37 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I haven’t seen any Kentucky polls.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:40:02am

re: #37 Backwoods_Sleuth

BUT TRUMP SKIPPED CPAC!!!!!!11

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:40:22am

re: #39 Backwoods_Sleuth

I haven’t seen any Kentucky polls.

DR.RANDPAUL!!!!11

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:40:43am

re: #39 Backwoods_Sleuth

I haven’t seen any Kentucky polls.

Write in Henry Clay.

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EPR-radar  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:40:46am

re: #38 Decatur Deb

The Luntz focus group hasn’t reported back.

Perhaps this takes longer than it used to because Luntz is now shitting peach pits every time he hears the honest views of the GOP base (that he helped create).

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:40:48am
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Nyet  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:41:05am

re: #34 darthstar

The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog!

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Shiplord Kirel  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:41:08am

Who will Trump find to carry out his orders if the Joint Chiefs tell him to bugger off?
Allen West is obvious but he will need help. William Calley is a bit old (72) to call back to active service, but there is a large reserve of second string former colonels and generals who now eke out a living as Fox News shills and corporate consultants. I’m sure they will be glad to pitch in if the pros quit.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:41:41am

re: #42 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Write in Henry Clay.

Adolph Rupp.

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KGxvi  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:42:07am
But which statement are we supposed to believe?

My default position is that when someone states two contradictory things, one verbally and one in writing, to always go with what was actually said rather than what was written, especially if the spoken statement was made first. If both were spoken, then the question is setting - in this case, I’d believe the statement at the debate over a statement to the WSJ.

Also, too… any time someone starts with “that’s not what I meant” or something similar, that’s totally what they meant and they’ve since realized it doesn’t sell.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:42:22am

re: #47 Decatur Deb

Adolph Rupp.

heh…Rupp would totally win it all here.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:42:56am

re: #45 Nyet

The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog!

He’ll do you up a treat, mate!

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EPR-radar  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:43:25am

re: #44 Backwoods_Sleuth

“A gold plated statue of Trump. Naked. Rampant. Designed to eternally face the sun.”

This is what Trump really wants.

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darthstar  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:44:49am
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Decatur Deb  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:44:56am

re: #51 EPR-radar

“A gold plated statue of Trump. Naked. Rampant. Designed to eternally face the sun.”

This is what Trump really wants.

Doubles as a towel rack.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:45:58am

hahahahahaaa…

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:46:25am

re: #54 Backwoods_Sleuth

hahahahahaaa…

Because his intellectual superior, Half Gov Palin, told him to.

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KGxvi  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:46:47am

re: #51 EPR-radar

“A gold plated statue of Trump. Naked. Rampant. Designed to eternally face the sun.”

This is what Trump really wants.

*Not to scale.

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Lidane  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:46:59am
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Nyet  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:47:15am

re: #54 Backwoods_Sleuth

Because he’s a fake, and Trump is a fake candidate.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:47:43am

re: #57 Lidane

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Hey, look! The blind pig found an acorn!

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Testy Toad T  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:47:44am

re: #57 Lidane

Implies existence of impeachable crime for a republican president. [Citation Needed]

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:47:52am

re: #57 Lidane

Wait, Jonah Goldberg is against torture now?

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:48:49am

Were they bitten by a radioactive octopus? DOC OCK!

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Dr. Matt  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:49:14am

re: #51 EPR-radar

“A gold plated statue of Trump. Naked. Rampant. Designed to eternally face the sun.”

NSFW. You’ve been warned…..

This would be a fitting statue:

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bratwurst  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:49:43am

Well, this is a relief…I guess.

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Lidane  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:50:45am

re: #61 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Wait, Jonah Goldberg is against torture now?

/

Only if Drumpf does it.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:51:17am

re: #61 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Wait, Jonah Goldberg is against torture now?

/

I thought Support Torture was ranked among the top GOP priorities now.

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Great White Snark  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:51:41am

re: #33 Charles Johnson

Trump has repeated his desire to torture prisoners many times. If I have to judge whether I believe his walk-back or the things he’s said over and over, I’m going with the things he’s said over and over. As far as I’m concerned this “repudiation” means less than nothing. The guy simply can’t be trusted to keep his word on anything.

Nobody on that stage is even close to fit for office. Not Mayor, not city council, and certainly not high office.

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KGxvi  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:51:51am

re: #61 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Wait, Jonah Goldberg is against torture now?

/

He’s against admitting what you’re doing is torture. Not actually doing it. Just admitting it.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:51:57am

re: #65 Lidane

Only if Drumpf does it.

Democrat Party started Torture, GOP opposed.

History, look it up.

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MsJ  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:52:07am

re: #34 darthstar

Rabbits eating berries.

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Video

That’s so adorable I can’t stand it! I wonder how long it will take to make that bunny white again.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:52:52am

re: #66 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

I thought Support Torture was ranked among the top GOP priorities now.

Nah. You redefine whatever you want to do as Not Torture, then say “We don’t torture!”

It’s how Bush et al. did it.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:53:37am

re: #68 KGxvi

He’s against admitting what you’re doing is torture. Not actually doing it. Just admitting it.

re: #71 Blind Frog Belly White

Nah. You redefine whatever you want to do as Not Torture, then say “We don’t torture!”

It’s how Bush et al. did it.

OK, yes important distinction. I remember now.

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:54:14am
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MsJ  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:54:26am

re: #63 Dr. Matt

Can I tweet that?

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darthstar  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:54:41am

re: #64 bratwurst

Well, this is a relief…I guess.

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I say we lock Glenn Beck up in Gitmo until after the election…just to be safe.

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Lidane  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:54:50am
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Dr. Matt  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:55:05am

re: #74 MsJ

Can I tweet that?

I saw it on twitter last night. It’s from: huffingtonpost.com

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darthstar  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:56:32am

re: #77 Dr. Matt

I saw it on twitter last night. It’s from: huffingtonpost.com

Most Presidents wait until after they’re elected to commission a portrait.

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Nyet  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:57:11am

re: #76 Lidane

It is, whether intentionally or not.

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EPR-radar  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:57:17am

re: #53 Decatur Deb

Doubles as a towel rack.

For a bath towel.

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makeitstop  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:57:38am

OT: New Cheap Trick! Their first new record since 2009. Welcome back.

rollingstone.com

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Decatur Deb  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:57:42am

We must cultivate our garden. BBL

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De Kolta Chair  Mar 4, 2016 • 11:58:05am
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Lidane  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:00:06pm

Your Friday morning mental health break:

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Dr. Matt  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:00:41pm

Obama thanks ‘Mythbusters’ for proving moon landing was real

Set an egg-timer for the amount of time it takes Trump to question the moon landings.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:01:16pm

re: #82 Decatur Deb

We must cultivate our garden. BBL

*snicker*

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MsJ  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:01:24pm
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Dave In Austin  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:01:33pm

re: #34 darthstar

Rabbits eating berries.

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I guess I’m a sick SOB. This make me laugh every time I watch it.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:02:13pm

Rage Furby is readying his “kill shot.” LOL

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William of Orange  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:02:35pm

Tweet from freshly married Rupert Murdoch:

I hope you never tweet again, Rupert.

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EPR-radar  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:03:24pm

I think this counts as another example of the Onion being first on an important news story. From June 20, 2012 “Donald Trump Stares Forlornly At Tiny, Aged Penis In Mirror Before Putting On Clothes, Beginning Day” theonion.com

This is why Trump wants to gut the first amendment.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:03:40pm

re: #89 Charles Johnson

Rage Furby is readying his “kill shot.” LOL

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He’ll have another excuse tonight for not publishing.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:04:28pm

re: #89 Charles Johnson

Rage Furby is readying his “kill shot.” LOL

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Isn’t that a thinly veiled threat?

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MsJ  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:06:02pm

OMG! Look at the graphic Slate used. ROTFL.M.F.A.O!

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Charles Johnson  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:06:28pm
Chuck C. Johnson smiling creepily next to Lee Harvey Oswald’s sniper rifle at the JFK Museum in Dallas
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De Kolta Chair  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:07:17pm
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Dr Lizardo  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:07:21pm

re: #80 EPR-radar

For a bath towel.

More like a face cloth.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:09:12pm

re: #89 Charles Johnson

Rage Furby is readying his “kill shot.” LOL

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Did he delete the “kill shot” post? I don’t see it??

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De Kolta Chair  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:09:30pm

re: #94 MsJ

OMG! Look at the graphic Slate used. ROTFL.M.F.A.O!

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Charles Johnson  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:10:45pm

re: #98 Dr. Matt

Did he delete the “kill shot” post? I don’t see it??

It was a few days ago.

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Alephnaught  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:10:53pm

re: #51 EPR-radar

“A gold plated statue of Trump. Naked. Rampant. Designed to eternally face the sun.”

This is what Trump really wants.

A reply to the “Trump as Michaelangelo’s David”!

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Charles Johnson  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:10:53pm
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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:11:42pm

re: #90 William of Orange

Tweet from freshly married Rupert Murdoch:

I hope you never tweet again, Rupert.

Whut, he got married again? Recently?

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De Kolta Chair  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:12:31pm

Kira Lerner is having too much fun at CPAC

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EPR-radar  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:12:53pm

re: #97 Dr Lizardo

More like a face cloth.

You aren’t going to get accuracy (or even normal human proportions) on a statue of Trump commissioned by Trump. But I was imprecise. I should have said beach towel.

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MsJ  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:13:08pm

re: #99 De Kolta Chair

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Uhm, not too much, apparently. (zing!)

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Dr. Matt  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:13:08pm

re: #100 Charles Johnson

It was a few days ago.

Gotcha. I see it now. Wednesday at 10:59 am.

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bratwurst  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:13:30pm
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Charles Johnson  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:16:25pm

Here’s the CPAC schedule in case anyone’s interested. I may post a live feed a little later.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:16:29pm

Daaamn. I’ll just leave this here….

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451_Montag  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:17:11pm

re: #105 De Kolta Chair

Kira Lerner is having too much fun at CPAC

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I think Hillary should have a load of oversized foam hands made with the Trump logo made.

Just make sure the pointy finger is a lot smaller than normal.

Distribute them undercover at every Trump rally……

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451_Montag  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:18:02pm

… Classic rat fuck

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Big Beautiful Door  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:18:08pm

re: #29 The Ghost of Bork Bork Bork Bork

Is anybody running for the GOP actually willing to admit that torture doesn’t work, or that stuff like waterboarding is torture?

No

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Charles Johnson  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:19:21pm

This guy is a douchebag.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:19:31pm

re: #110 Charles Johnson

Ronald Reagan Reception
Sponsored by the National Rifle Association
WOODROW WILSON A

SMH

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Big Beautiful Door  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:20:17pm

re: #37 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Racking up those third place victories!

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Big Beautiful Door  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:20:51pm

re: #39 Backwoods_Sleuth

I haven’t seen any Kentucky polls.

WKU did a poll this week showing Trump leading.

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KGxvi  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:20:52pm

re: #109 bratwurst

The only dumber statement I can think of is:

“Hi, $10,000 on the Browns to win the Super Bowl, please.”

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Dr. Matt  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:21:40pm
Hollywood, Media and Education: The Three Strongholds Of The Left
• Moderator: Mary Katharine Ham, Townhall
• Stacey Dash, Actress
• Dinesh D’Souza, Author of “Stealing America”
• John Eddy, Corporate Executive
POTOMAC BALLROOM

Subtitle: The Professional Victimhood Session

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MsJ  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:22:57pm

re: #110 Charles Johnson

Here’s the CPAC schedule in case anyone’s interested. I may post a live feed a little later.

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They’re having yoga? That’s surprising.

I wonder how Dana feels about being stripped of her gunz since she cannot bring one into CPAC with her.

I see Grover is speaking. Guess they got over his wife.

And I see D’Souza is back.

Finally, my god, the whining and victimhood. I would almost go to this just to watch the insanity but I don’t think i could survive. It’s just too stupid.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:23:08pm
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KGxvi  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:23:32pm

re: #122 Charles Johnson

Do numbers go that high?

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Lidane  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:24:06pm

WINNING!

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Charles Johnson  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:24:40pm
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Targetpractice  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:25:28pm

re: #124 Lidane

WINNING!

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Hey now, we all know that, just like the black vote, Trump is gonna totally cream Hillary in the Hispanic vote.

If not, well, we can still always hope she gets indicted…any day now…

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MsJ  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:26:52pm

re: #125 Charles Johnson

Donny, of course, wanted something special….’cause he’s a small handed, oh-so-special snowflake.

Maybe he just wanted to throw his dick around and they said no.

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Big Beautiful Door  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:26:53pm

re: #89 Charles Johnson

Rage Furby is readying his “kill shot.” LOL

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Bet its something about Rubio being teh Gay.

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Lidane  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:26:54pm

Speaking of CPAC —

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De Kolta Chair  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:28:42pm

Bud was truly one of a kind

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TedStriker  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:28:58pm

re: #34 darthstar

Rabbits eating berries.

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Video

“Run away, run away!”

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sffilk  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:29:43pm

I thought the military has already say it won’t listen if the chump gives an illegal order. This, of course, is on the proviso that somehow (G-D forbid) the chump wins the election in November.

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MsJ  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:31:15pm

re: #129 Lidane

I went over to the Cruz “what the hell is that thing coming out of his mouth” story and this was the first comment….

#Booghazi

LOLOLOL!

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TedStriker  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:31:33pm

re: #53 Decatur Deb

Doubles as a towel rack.

For hamsters.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:32:12pm

re: #33 Charles Johnson

Let’s not forget that the John Yoo memo’s are still in effect and have not been repudiated, so as far as the government is concerned, we are free and clear to crush the testicles of the children of our enemy combatants.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:32:17pm

re: #128 Big Beautiful Door

Bet its something about Rubio being teh Gay.

Most certainly. It’s going to be a rehashed and regurgitated gutter piece about his arrest at the park in Miami. It will be laced with homophobic innuendos, contain no fewer than a dozen grammatical errors or misspelled words, and probably include some fruitless claims of an affair.

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:33:57pm

re: #89 Charles Johnson

Rage Furby is readying his “kill shot.” LOL

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Marco Rubio has Secret Service protection, doesn’t he? Doesn’t this count as a literal threat?

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Skip Intro  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:34:48pm

So CPAC is naming lunatic Marsha Blackburn Woman of the Year.

Just nuts, every single one of them.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:35:52pm

re: #120 Dr. Matt

Hollywood, Media and Education: The Three Strongholds Of The Left

Yes, our boots stomping your face, forever.

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451_Montag  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:37:40pm

re: #136 Dr. Matt

Most certainly. It’s going to be a rehashed and regurgitated gutter piece about his arrest at the park in Miami. It will be laced with homophobic innuendos, contain no fewer than a dozen grammatical errors or misspelled words, and probably include some fruitless claims of an affair.

It’s going to be grainy pictures of a foam party at a gay club I think.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:38:10pm

re: #109 bratwurst

Give Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder a chance. I’m sure they could come up with something dumberer.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:38:37pm

re: #141 451_Montag

It’s going to be grainy pictures of a foam party at a gay club I think.

With a GotNews watermark.

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MsJ  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:38:48pm

I just read the story at Slate that I posted at 94 above and now I feel like a total schmuck for laughing (seriously Slate, that picture).

I think I need a time out for a while.

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EPR-radar  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:39:04pm

Over on DailyKos, an attempt to cut the primary wars short on 3/15, if Sanders doesn’t close the pledged delegate gap by then. It will be interesting to see how this works out.
dailykos.com

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:39:46pm

re: #142 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Give Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder a chance. I’m sure they could come up with something dumberer.

Don’t forget Milo!

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:40:00pm

re: #120 Dr. Matt

Hollywood, Media and Education: The Three Strongholds Of The Left

The conservative movement’s about 55 yrs old or thereabouts. And we leftists still have these three mighty strongholds?

//

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Targetpractice  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:40:36pm

re: #140 Dr. Matt

This will probably be Rage Furby’s breaking/exclusive story…..from November 30, 2015:

Marco Rubio’s PAC spent more than $40,000 trying to debunk the whispers that had long haunted the Florida Republican: that he had a ‘zipper problem,’ mistresses and a love child.

A Republican who’s a suspected horndog with a secret love child?

That should win him a few points with the “family values” crowd.

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TedStriker  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:41:19pm

re: #138 Skip Intro

So CPAC is naming lunatic Marsha Blackburn Woman of the Year.

Just nuts, every single one of them.

Oh, joy…

/a Tennessean that has to suffer with that wingnut twit

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Nyet  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:41:32pm

re: #146 The Vicious Babushka

Nö. Just nö.

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Belafon  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:41:42pm

re: #145 EPR-radar

MoveOn’s already indicated it’s time to start running against Trump.

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De Kolta Chair  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:42:51pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:47:42pm

re: #137 The Vicious Babushka

Marco Rubio has Secret Service protection, doesn’t he? Doesn’t this count as a literal threat?

I think only ones with Secret Service are Clinton (because she already had it), Trump, Carson and, as of last month, Sanders.

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:51:12pm

Trump was for torture before he was against it, now he is for it again.

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De Kolta Chair  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:52:38pm

I’d be remiss if I didn’t post a photo of Bud Collins in his famous finery

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Jay C  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:52:46pm

re: #124 Lidane

WINNING!

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I love it: the two actual Hispanic candidates in the race get, at best, ” meh” - and El Donaldo has historically high negatives… Who’d a thunk it?

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Lidane  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:53:11pm
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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:55:29pm

re: #124 Lidane

WINNING!

-64%

Is that bad?

/

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Lidane  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:56:17pm

re: #156 Jay C

I love it: the two actual Hispanic candidates in the race get, at best, ” meh” - and El Donaldo has historically high negatives… Who’d a thunk it?

That’s because both Cruz and Rubio are Cuban. Cubans have always been treated differently compared to other Latinos, so it’s not a surprise that they’d rank no higher than “meh” in those polls.

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makeitstop  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:56:31pm

re: #154 The Vicious Babushka

Trump was for torture before he was against it, now he is for it again.

A song comes to mind…

Everclear - Everything To Everyone

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Ming5000  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:57:38pm

Right Wing inner rage:

Things MSM Never Show, Episode A Billion: Ted Cruz During #GOPDebate Commercial Break. Red State

The right wing perceived that the Left was snarky about that video of Ted Cruz’s daughter acting like a teenager a few weeks ago.

If a child is fussy on the campaign trail and shows it, the press play it endlessly. Even worse, liberal blogs and liberal jerks on social media are complete pricks about it. Snarky, scummy, jerks, per their nature.

Last night Ted Cruz had a nice moment with one of his daughters. But, the Right couldn’t enjoy it because of all the butthurt.

It kind of hurts, ya know? Are we really snarky, scummy, jerks? Well, snarky sometimes, but COME ON.

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Testy Toad T  Mar 4, 2016 • 12:58:15pm

re: #158 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

-64%

Is that bad?

/

NOT GREAT, BOB

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Charles Johnson  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:00:10pm
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De Kolta Chair  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:00:10pm

British libertarian has a sad

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Testy Toad T  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:01:51pm

re: #164 De Kolta Chair

Let me try that again.

Really, Fox Business? You’re going to air the Lolbertarian Party debate?

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De Kolta Chair  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:02:57pm

re: #163 Charles Johnson

You have GOT to be kidding. How did this hateful cretin get into a WH press conference?

No one can resist an affected mid-Atlantic accent? //

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:03:06pm

re: #163 Charles Johnson

Is that Milo? Holy shit!

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Nyet  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:03:27pm

re: #163 Charles Johnson

Verification checkmark!

Also, advocating of govt meddling.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:03:32pm

re: #163 Charles Johnson

HAHA. He wasted his question to rant about twitter. Wow.

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:03:44pm

re: #163 Charles Johnson

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He gets called on and launches a whinefest of how losing his Blue Checkmark is TEH PERSECUTIONS1!!!11!!!

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makeitstop  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:04:38pm

re: #169 Dr. Matt

HAHA. He wasted his question to rant about twitter. Wow.

He’s even more stupid than I’d imagined.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:05:01pm
Guess which one Trump is?
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Nyet  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:05:26pm

re: #169 Dr. Matt

HAHA. He wasted his question to rant about twitter. Wow.

He’s worse than Chuckie. Twitter taking away his preciousssss caused an eternal butthurt - and with Milo it’s some achievement ;)

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Stanley Sea  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:06:11pm

re: #163 Charles Johnson

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He whined about his blue check! omg

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Nyet  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:06:50pm

re: #171 makeitstop

I caught this paragraph, in which he tries to describe N.D. Tyson but perfectly describes himself:

Observers are left to conclude that […] is an attention-seeking media troll who courts adoration from bloggers, students and hipsters while picking off low-hanging fruit and mocking people he doesn’t like. But he often does this not with the master troll’s scalpel but the clumsy tin ear of the lumbering buffoon who pisses people off for all the wrong reasons, with cheap, sarcastic bait masquerading as sassy intellect.

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Skip Intro  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:07:47pm

re: #174 Stanley Sea

He whined about his blue check! omg

You’ve got to be kidding.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:09:37pm
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makeitstop  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:11:45pm

re: #177 Charles Johnson

Not to quibble, but I merely came out in favor of LEGALIZING it.

A distinction without a difference if ever there was one.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:12:44pm

re: #157 Lidane

Trump…reversed course on his vow to kill the families of terrorists and to torture terrorism suspects if he is elected president, saying he now recognized that such actions would violate international law.

So he believes the Army will obey his orders to commit war crimes, but this is one particular war crime he will not ask them to commit (or at least admit)?

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:13:29pm

re: #178 makeitstop

A distinction without a difference if ever there was one.

“I’m not saying we SHOULD make children work. I’m saying we should be ALLOWED TO make children work.”

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:14:38pm

re: #180 Blind Frog Belly White

“I’m not saying we SHOULD make children work. I’m saying we should be ALLOWED TO make children.”

you are allowed to make as many children as you can…

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:15:19pm

re: #181 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

you are allowed to make as many children as you can…

Fixted.

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Targetpractice  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:16:16pm

re: #180 Blind Frog Belly White

“I’m not saying we SHOULD make children work. I’m saying we should be ALLOWED TO make children.”

Yeah, I loved how he first argues that “child labor” has gotten a bad rap because of the images of kids working in mines, then turns around and argues that kids only work when a country’s wealth is in decline, totally ignoring that the reason kids worked in those mines is because it was the only way their families could bring in extra money to keep things running. It wasn’t because those kids were looking for pocket money for games or snacks.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:16:17pm

re: #161 Ming5000

If a child is fussy on the campaign trail and shows it, the press play it endlessly. Even worse, liberal blogs and liberal jerks on social media are complete pricks about it. Snarky, scummy, jerks, per their nature.

Wingnut victimhood, episode eleventy

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:16:54pm
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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:17:16pm

re: #180 Blind Frog Belly White

“I’m not saying we SHOULD make children work. I’m saying we should be ALLOWED TO make children work.”

“Oh OK, YES, I am saying we should make children work, or at least certain kinds of children, who live in certain places.”

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De Kolta Chair  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:17:28pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:18:30pm

re: #183 Targetpractice

Yeah, I loved how he first argues that “child labor” has gotten a bad rap because of the images of kids working in mines, then turns around and argues that kids only work when a country’s wealth is in decline, totally ignoring that the reason kids worked in those mines is because it was the only way their families could bring in extra money to keep things running. It wasn’t because those kids were looking for pocket money for games or snacks.

And the reason employers wanted them was they could pay them less.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:19:04pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:20:27pm

re: #185 The Vicious Babushka

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“Luxury! Luxury! Why, when I was a boy, we woke up half an hour before we went to bed, worked all day in the mines, and were given half a handful of cold gravel to eat, and if we dared complain our fathers would KILL US, and dance on our graves singing ‘Hallelujah!’”

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Targetpractice  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:20:50pm

re: #189 The Vicious Babushka

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Plenty of countries have no or loose laws on child labor. They’re also the countries that our manufacturing jobs fled to in the last 30 years.

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wrenchwench  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:20:58pm

re: #190 Charles Johnson

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And if they aren’t cute and little, Harsanyi says they are GINOs.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:21:05pm

These people are total head cases.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:21:39pm

re: #161 Ming5000

Right Wing inner rage:

The right wing perceived that the Left was snarky about that video of Ted Cruz’s daughter acting like a teenager a few weeks ago.

Last night Ted Cruz had a nice moment with one of his daughters. But, the Right couldn’t enjoy it because of all the butthurt.

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It kind of hurts, ya know? Are we really snarky, scummy, jerks? Well, snarky sometimes, but COME ON.

To make matters worser, we radical leftist leftists are making all the conservative GOP primary-goers vote for not Ted Cruz.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:21:43pm

re: #187 De Kolta Chair

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“No, no, no!,” Ivana said, “I didn’t say Donald HAS a big dick. I said Donald IS a big dick.”

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:22:15pm

One of Janie Johnson’s favorite memes is HURR HURR DON’T SHUT DOWN MY KIDS LEMONADE STAND!!!!!!

Having never actually worked in her entire life, Janie promotes “lemonade stands” as a way of teaching children “work ethic”

When I was a kid, having a lemonade stand (where your mother bought cans of Minute Maid from the store and you sold Dixie cups of it for less than she paid for it) was a way to have fun on a hot afternoon. Maybe you would make 25 cents in a whole day.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:22:22pm

re: #193 wrenchwench

And if they aren’t cute and little, Harsanyi says they are GINOs.

Is that pronounced like the pizza rolls?

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EPR-radar  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:22:33pm

re: #187 De Kolta Chair

A Trump hat with “12 inches” as the logo would be huge and classy.

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Lidane  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:23:08pm
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lawhawk  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:24:08pm

re: #200 Lidane

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:25:32pm

re: #201 lawhawk

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Remember, the difference between Trump and Triumph is Hi.

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EPR-radar  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:25:58pm

re: #200 Lidane

They should totally have a comedian like Colbert or Jon Stewart do that. Complete with instructions to be an asshole in Trump-like ways when given the opportunity.

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MsJ  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:27:19pm

re: #203 EPR-radar

They should totally have a comedian like Colbert or Jon Stewart do that. Complete with instructions to be an asshole in Trump-like ways when given the opportunity.

You want an asshole, have Bill Maher do it.

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wrenchwench  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:27:28pm

Is Scalia able to roll yet?

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Kilroy01  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:28:26pm

re: #204 MsJ

You want an asshole, have Bill Maher do it.

Yah, but Bill can string words together that make sense.

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mmmirele  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:28:28pm

re: #96 De Kolta Chair

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I am not saying my parents should have gotten divorced (although there was a time when they seriously considered it), but there are times I believe being raised by one parent alone might have been better than what my siblings and I did experience when we were teens. Let’s just say thar being raised by a sometimes-violent paranoid schizophrenic is no picnic.

In other words, marriage is not a panacea and sometimes divorce is best.

/the picture did look like sarcasm.

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Targetpractice  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:28:33pm

re: #197 The Vicious Babushka

One of Janie Johnson’s favorite memes is HURR HURR DON’T SHUT DOWN MY KIDS LEMONADE STAND!!!!!!

Having never actually worked in her entire life, Janie promotes “lemonade stands” as a way of teaching children “work ethic”

When I was a kid, having a lemonade stand (where your mother bought cans of Minute Maid from the store and you sold Dixie cups of it for less than she paid for it) was a way to have fun on a hot afternoon. Maybe you would make 25 cents in a whole day.

“Lemonade stands” and “paper routes,” two things that virtually no kid does these days, but rich white folks thinks are the first job any kid will ever work. Meanwhile, my first job was at 16 and it was working as a bag boy at the local supermarket. And I often came home at 8 or 9 at night, 12 hours after I left the house to go to school, and still had homework to do.

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Dave In Austin  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:29:33pm

re: #195 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

To make matters worser, we radical leftist leftists are making all the conservative GOP primary-goers vote for not Ted Cruz.

BOOGER….

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MsJ  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:29:54pm

re: #205 wrenchwench

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Is Scalia able to roll yet?

Let’s hope it’s like a rotisserie.

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retired cynic  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:30:16pm

OT Brain Bleach: The Little Chef

youtube.com

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:30:26pm

re: #180 Blind Frog Belly White

“I’m not saying we SHOULD make children work. I’m saying we should be ALLOWED TO make children work.”

Why? Are we in a labor shortage right now? I missed something.

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wrenchwench  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:31:09pm

re: #210 MsJ

Let’s hope it’s like a rotisserie.

I do think he’s in the hot place.

/atheist, tho

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MsJ  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:31:47pm

re: #206 Kilroy01

Yah, but Bill can string words together that make sense.

Honestly…is there a Trump like troll who can’t string a coherent thought together and gets away with no policy points at all on the left?

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Charles Johnson  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:31:49pm
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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:31:58pm

re: #212 Barefoot Grin

Why? Are we in a labor shortage right now? I missed something.

Yes, too many whiny, do-nothing wingnuts spend precious time punditing and should learn to do productive work.

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Kragar  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:32:06pm

re: #89 Charles Johnson

Is it still a kill shot if Rubio quits before he releases it?

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Skip Intro  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:32:35pm

re: #213 wrenchwench

I do think he’s in the hot place.

/atheist, tho

Wherever he is, the important thing he’s still dead.

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MsJ  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:32:37pm

re: #213 wrenchwench

I do think he’s in the hot place.

/atheist, tho

Let’s assume he’s not…I am sure God is having a word or three with him.

/atheist, also

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:32:38pm

re: #215 Charles Johnson

WH needs someone on the payroll who looks out for this stuff.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:33:34pm

re: #220 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

WH needs someone on the payroll who looks out for this stuff.

Flamingo.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:33:45pm

re: #197 The Vicious Babushka

One of Janie Johnson’s favorite memes is HURR HURR DON’T SHUT DOWN MY KIDS LEMONADE STAND!!!!!!

Having never actually worked in her entire life, Janie promotes “lemonade stands” as a way of teaching children “work ethic”

When I was a kid, having a lemonade stand (where your mother bought cans of Minute Maid from the store and you sold Dixie cups of it for less than she paid for it) was a way to have fun on a hot afternoon. Maybe you would make 25 cents in a whole day.

Lemonade Stands don’t teach you a work ethic. They teach you that you don’t want to work in retail.

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De Kolta Chair  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:34:20pm

Everybody’s talking about good-paying jobs, but Trump is the only one talking about good-looking jobs.

////

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wrenchwench  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:34:28pm

re: #218 Skip Intro

Wherever he is, the important thing he’s still dead.

I’d be almost as happy if he had just resigned.

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Belafon  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:35:11pm

re: #223 De Kolta Chair

Everybody’s talking about good-paying jobs, but Trump is the only one talking about good-looking jobs.

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Those sashes indicate which country they will be ambassadors to.

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Dave In Austin  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:35:13pm

Looks like Mr. Beck wants to go all stabby on the Trumpster.
politico.com

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Decatur Deb  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:35:27pm

re: #220 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

WH needs someone on the payroll who looks out for this stuff.

“Technichally I outrank you”-WEST WING

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:35:54pm

re: #216 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Yes, too many whiny, do-nothing wingnuts spend precious time punditing and should learn to do productive work.

Ha! They really are the most shrill about the “moochers.”

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Stanley Sea  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:39:01pm

re: #211 retired cynic

OT Brain Bleach: The Little Chef

youtube.com

Kinda weird!

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De Kolta Chair  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:41:03pm

re: #225 Belafon

Those sashes indicate which country they will be ambassadors to.

Brilliant!

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MsJ  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:42:16pm

re: #224 wrenchwench

I’d be almost as happy if he had just resigned.

With a huge microphone about how religious liberty!!!11!! is being threatened blah de blah blah blah.

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A Cranky One  Mar 4, 2016 • 1:49:07pm

re: #20 lawhawk

Trump is Schrodinger’s Cat? …

People always talking about Schrodinger’s cat. They never give credit to Schrodinger’s dog.

No, I haven’t seen the cat. Don’t know if it’s even alive…No need to look in the box.

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 4, 2016 • 2:02:57pm

re: #212 Barefoot Grin

Why? Are we in a labor shortage right now? I missed something.

HURR HURR WHY KIDS WITH SNOW SHOVELS DON’T CLEAR DRIVEWAYS INSTEAD OF LAZY WAITING AROUND FOR TEH GUBMIT SNOWPLOW!!!11!!!

I have had kids knock on the door with a hand shovel asking to clear my circular driveway when a guy with a plow attached to his F-150 can do it in 3 minutes.

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unproven innocence  Mar 4, 2016 • 7:15:04pm

re: #12 Charles Johnson

Which statement are we supposed to believe?

All of them, Katie.


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