Trump Aide Cites Chuck C. Johnson AGAIN, With a Grotesque Misogynist Attack on Reporter Michelle Fields

Lewandowski makes it even worse
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Donald Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski just keeps digging. Instead of apologizing for assaulting Breitbart reporter Michelle Fields, he’s retweeting the latest gross misogynistic attack on Fields by serial harasser of women and notorious stalker Chuck C. Johnson.

Johnson’s hit piece on Fields is vile, of course, showing why he’s considered one of the worst people on the Internet, and why he was permanently suspended from Twitter. This is garbage in human form. I’m not going to include a link to his disgusting post, but here are some excerpts to give you an idea how sick it is — and this was cited by the campaign manager of the leading GOP candidate for president, folks.

Last month Breitbart’s Michelle Fields falsely accused me of hacking her computer after she sent me a LinkedIn request and I called her. Not only was this absurd to accuse another reporter of a federal crime but she didn’t correct her tweet about it until I called her bosses at Breitbart and forced her to. No apology, nothing. That kind of pissed me off. I mean she’s hot but not accuse you of a federal crime hot. I guess GOTIS really is a thing. [Ed. note: “GOTIS” means “Girl On The Internet.”]

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It’s important to stress here that Fields is pretty lazy. She was fired from the Daily Caller for not doing work. Her famous questioning of celebrities reportedly required a lot of coaching from her Reason​.tv videographer.

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Daily Caller senior editor Jamie Weinstein is Michelle’s on again, off again boyfriend. He’s important and will come up again later. Weinstein and I have a gentleman’s understanding that he’s not to mess with me and I intend to honor it up until the moment he doesn’t so I won’t go too much into him. You’re welcome, Jamie.

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Weinstein and Fields are a wannabe DC power couple. Jamie brings the money; Michelle brings the hotness.

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She wears high heels when she goes out reporting. And has fallen down before when she was covering Occupy Wall Street. Maybe she falls down a lot? Don’t know. Maybe she does it to get attention.

That’s all I can take. Excuse while I go take a shower now. Lewandowski should be ashamed of himself for tweeting this piece of ugly sexist garbage, but I’m sure he isn’t capable of that.

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1
Joe Bacon  Mar 10, 2016 • 2:33:47pm

The sad truth is that it’s only March and we know that the worst is yet to come…

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 10, 2016 • 2:38:02pm

BOOM!

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nines09  Mar 10, 2016 • 2:38:59pm

I see nothing wrong with this. // It’s the Republican Playbook. Same old same old. Now against another of their own filthy spawn/enablers/liars/stalkers/creeps.

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Khal Wimpo (not-so-Super Tuesday's Child)  Mar 10, 2016 • 2:38:59pm

re: #1 Joe Bacon

The sad truth is that it’s only March and we know that the worst is yet to come…

This entire campaign seems like an extended homage to the phrase in Schindler’s List: “How could it get any worse?”

And then, of course, it gets worse.

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 10, 2016 • 2:39:16pm

Why does Lewandowski’s story keep changing?

Lewandowski’s explanation to Boyle, said these sources, was that he and Fields had never met before and that he didn’t recognize her as a Breitbart reporter, instead mistaking her for an adversarial member of the mainstream media.

He initial excuse for assaulting her was literally that he thought she was a normal reporter, that he didn’t know she was one of their bought off sycophants at Breitbart.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 10, 2016 • 2:41:19pm

re: #5 goddamnedfrank

Why does Lewandowski’s story keep changing?

Because he’s lying.

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 10, 2016 • 2:43:59pm
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Dave In Austin  Mar 10, 2016 • 2:44:34pm

It is a great question.

Whoops

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 10, 2016 • 2:45:11pm

re: #6 Charles Johnson

Because he’s lying.

And either he’s not very good at lying, or more likely, since he works for Trump, doesn’t have to know how to lie WELL because he’ll suffer no consequences.

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lawhawk  Mar 10, 2016 • 2:46:13pm

re: #5 goddamnedfrank

Why does Lewandowski’s story keep changing?

Because he’s taking cues from his boss, Donald, who can’t help but lie about anything and everything - from the insignificant to the monumental.

Trump’s entire career is based on boisterousness and bluster. When all else fails, BS your way through and no one will be able to keep up.

It might work in the business world (hint, it really doesn’t, especially if you’re not already starting out with a silver spoon), but it doesn’t work when you’re President and every decision and utterance is scrutinized.

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makeitstop  Mar 10, 2016 • 2:48:09pm

re: #7 goddamnedfrank

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She should release the tape. And that other reporter better get off his ass and stand up to that fucking thug.

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Big Beautiful Door  Mar 10, 2016 • 2:49:41pm

I fully expect Breitbart to apologize to the Trump campaign and fire Fields in due course. Hope they prove me wrong.

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EPR-radar  Mar 10, 2016 • 2:50:48pm

OT, but I just saw a lovely idea over at DailyKos in a comment.

In other constitutional law contexts, inaction is construed as consent. E.g., If the president does nothing with a bill sent to him by congress while congress is in session, the bill becomes law.

So it would be reasonable to assert that once a nomination to SCOTUS is made by the president, total inaction by congress can only mean that there are no objections.

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EPR-radar  Mar 10, 2016 • 2:52:05pm

re: #10 lawhawk

Because he’s taking cues from his boss, Donald, who can’t help but lie about anything and everything - from the insignificant to the monumental.

Trump’s entire career is based on boisterousness and bluster. When all else fails, BS your way through and no one will be able to keep up.

It might work in the business world (hint, it really doesn’t, especially if you’re not already starting out with a silver spoon), but it doesn’t work when you’re President and every decision and utterance is scrutinized.

Actually, spewing a semi-infinite stream of bullshit seems to work pretty well for Republicans in office, including Republican presidents.

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KingKenrod  Mar 10, 2016 • 2:53:48pm

re: #13 EPR-radar

OT, but I just saw a lovely idea over at DailyKos in a comment.

In other constitutional law contexts, inaction is construed as consent. E.g., If the president does nothing with a bill sent to him by congress while congress is in session, the bill becomes law.

So it would be reasonable to assert that once a nomination to SCOTUS is made by the president, total inaction by congress can only mean that there are no objections.

Well, refusing to consider the candidate is also a form of rejection. I don’t think it will fly. And I think if the president doesn’t sign a bill, it dies (pocket veto).

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lawhawk  Mar 10, 2016 • 2:54:20pm

re: #13 EPR-radar

That isn’t how it works, not when the history of Senate confirmations of Supreme Court justices involves votes. That, combined with the opposition of the Senate GOP to even consider any nominee, would mean that the nominee couldn’t be seated.

Put plainly, you can’t just throw out 2+ centuries of process all because the GOP is throwing a hissy fit and isn’t abiding by the Constitution. It would also throw into question any decision by the justice seated in the fashion described.

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EPR-radar  Mar 10, 2016 • 2:56:40pm

re: #16 lawhawk

That isn’t how it works, not when the history of Senate confirmations of Supreme Court justices involves votes. That, combined with the opposition of the Senate GOP to even consider any nominee, would mean that the nominee couldn’t be seated.

Put plainly, you can’t just throw out 2+ centuries of process all because the GOP is throwing a hissy fit and isn’t abiding by the Constitution. It would also throw into question any decision by the justice seated in the fashion described.

All good points, and I agree. Obama is too wise to consider anything this radical anyway. However, it would be a lovely bit of tit for tat to use against Republicans, and even mentioning it would cause head explosions that could only benefit the nation.

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The Ghost of a Cunning Plan  Mar 10, 2016 • 2:57:07pm

re: #5 goddamnedfrank

I know I keep saying this…but are they even trying to create a coherent lie?

Because I don’t think they are. Their audience doesn’t want a story that makes sense, they want any statement that reinforces their presumption of their own right to do anything and still be the good guys.

Multiple versions with the same timbre is just fine.

And another thing I keep saying—-none of the above is of Trump’s making. This is just a very vivid form of how the ACORN hoax and your average FNC “just asking questions” segment functions. The audience has learned this hermeneutic.

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mr.fusion  Mar 10, 2016 • 2:59:01pm

I was thinking about this today. The moment that I first learned about LGF and became a lizard. What’s scary is that it’s actually gotten so much worse in the last 7 years:

Why I Parted Ways With The Right

1. Support for fascists, both in America (see: Pat Buchanan, Robert Stacy McCain, etc.) and in Europe (see: Vlaams Belang, BNP, SIOE, Pat Buchanan, etc.)

2. Support for bigotry, hatred, and white supremacism (see: Pat Buchanan, Ann Coulter, Robert Stacy McCain, Lew Rockwell, etc.)

3. Support for throwing women back into the Dark Ages, and general religious fanaticism (see: Operation Rescue, anti-abortion groups, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, Tony Perkins, the entire religious right, etc.)

4. Support for anti-science bad craziness (see: creationism, climate change denialism, Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, James Inhofe, etc.)

5. Support for homophobic bigotry (see: Sarah Palin, Dobson, the entire religious right, etc.)

6. Support for anti-government lunacy (see: tea parties, militias, Fox News, Glenn Beck, etc.)

7. Support for conspiracy theories and hate speech (see: Alex Jones, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Birthers, creationists, climate deniers, etc.)

8. A right-wing blogosphere that is almost universally dominated by raging hate speech (see: Hot Air, Free Republic, Ace of Spades, etc.)

9. Anti-Islamic bigotry that goes far beyond simply criticizing radical Islam, into support for fascism, violence, and genocide (see: Pamela Geller, Robert Spencer, etc.)

10. Hatred for President Obama that goes far beyond simply criticizing his policies, into racism, hate speech, and bizarre conspiracy theories (see: witch doctor pictures, tea parties, Birthers, Michelle Malkin, Fox News, World Net Daily, Newsmax, and every other right wing source)

And much, much more. The American right wing has gone off the rails, into the bushes, and off the cliff.

I won’t be going over the cliff with them.

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Dave In Austin  Mar 10, 2016 • 2:59:15pm

They are shooting up Democratic Pols offices in Houston.

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Kragar  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:02:13pm
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EPR-radar  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:02:40pm

re: #18 The Ghost of Bork Bork Bork Bork

Trump is merely a symptom of a far larger problem in the Republican party.

This is much like how a mushroom sprouting from a rotting stump is just the most visible part of the fungus that extends throughout the entire rotting stump.

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The Ghost of a Cunning Plan  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:03:36pm

re: #22 EPR-radar

Yeah, but mycelium networks are cool.

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EPR-radar  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:05:09pm

re: #15 KingKenrod

Well, refusing to consider the candidate is also a form of rejection. I don’t think it will fly. And I think if the president doesn’t sign a bill, it dies (pocket veto).

Pocket veto applies only when Congress is not in session.

If any Bill shall not be returned by the President within ten days (Sundays excepted) after it shall have been presented to him, the same shall be a Law, in like manner as if he had signed it, unless the Congress by their Adjournment prevent its return, in which case it shall not be a Law.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:05:53pm

Hoft is getting reamed in this Twitter thread.

The right wing is having a glorious meltdown. Donald Trump has brought all the internal hatred to the surface, and they’re now directing it at each other.

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PeterWolf  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:11:41pm

Transcript of female Breitbart reporter allegedly being roughed up by Trump campaign manager

politico.com

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CuriousLurker  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:12:41pm

re: #19 mr.fusion

I was thinking about this today. The moment that I first learned about LGF and became a lizard. What’s scary is that it’s actually gotten so much worse in the last 7 years:

Why I Parted Ways With The Right

Charles needs to mention that again—the wingnuts hate it.

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Dave In Austin  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:15:43pm

Heh……

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meteor  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:15:47pm

Please, somebody, sue Chuck or have him arrested. I want an excuse to buy an ice cream cake.

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zora  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:17:06pm

I can’t make myself feel sorry for Michelle Fields or Ben Shapiro…or Dana Loesch. Karma

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lawhawk  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:19:33pm

re: #25 Charles Johnson

The Modern GOP in action.

Can we hope for no survivors and everyone diminished from being exposed as liars, charlatans, and smear merchants? Too much to hope for, I’m sure.

But it is certainly karma coming home to roost.

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Dave In Austin  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:19:34pm

Gah….. I hope the SS keeps these turds miles away.

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Eventual Carrion  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:23:02pm

re: #32 Dave In Austin

Gah….. I hope the SS keeps these turds miles away.

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But is the message “Boy are we fucking idiots” really what they want to convey?

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KingKenrod  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:25:20pm

re: #24 EPR-radar

Huh, did not know that. thought it worked like an actual veto that Congress could override.

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EPR-radar  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:25:48pm

re: #33 Eventual Carrion

But is the message “Boy are we fucking idiots” really what they want to convey?

Their message is that they would very much like to assassinate the president.

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Dave In Austin  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:27:29pm

re: #33 Eventual Carrion

But is the message “Boy are we fucking idiots” really what they want to convey?

Patriots…. They truly see themselves as Patriots.
If you have never lived in Texas, it’s really something different. If you have never left Texas, it’s really something different.

(See what I did there?)

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:29:55pm

LOL, I got mentioned in a WaPo article.

A predictable backlash began online. We’ll direct you here if you would like to read a portion of the litany. But one tweet, sent by a user with a handle we cannot print, probably put it best.

“This #MississippiBerning hashtag is the worst idea ever,” the tweet said. “It’s like everything wrong with his campaign distilled down to a fine white powder.”

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The Ghost of a Cunning Plan  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:30:45pm

re: #25 Charles Johnson

What freaks me out is that they’re not actually directing all their hate at each other. Each round of infighting involves accusing people of being too weak, too liberal, too “PC.” Which means that as ugly as the internal fracas is, the utter dismissal of moderation and liberalism as Evil is entirely fixed.

They’re arguing about how much to hate everyone else. With the options being “dismiss them as stupid, socialist, and unAmerican” as the mildest point—the position held by the business types who are almost completely impotent.

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CuriousLurker  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:32:26pm

re: #36 Dave In Austin

Patriots…. They truly see themselves as Patriots.
If you have never lived in Texas, it’s really something different. If you have never left Texas, it’s really something different.

(See what I did there?)

I was born & raised there, but haven’t been back since I left for Yankee land in the late ’90s. At the rate things are going, I’ll never set foot in that state again. Ugh.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:35:24pm

@JC_Christian is taking this opportunity to smear me again on Twitter.

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Tigger2  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:35:34pm

re: #32 Dave In Austin

Gah….. I hope the SS keeps these turds miles away.

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I would be flying gun ships around just to show them asswipes who has the big guns.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:36:20pm

re: #37 goddamnedfrank

I would be so tickled by that description. Seriously.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:37:04pm

re: #37 goddamnedfrank

LOL, I got mentioned in a WaPo article.

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Almost famous!

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KGxvi  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:37:49pm

re: #37 goddamnedfrank

sent by a user with a handle we cannot print

I really despise this in the media.

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Dave In Austin  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:38:09pm

re: #39 CuriousLurker

I was born & raised there, but haven’t been back since I left for Yankee land in the late ’90s. At the rate things are going, I’ll never set foot in that state again. Ugh.

Yep, we moved here for work in ‘07 from the melting pot that is Phx, AZ. I love the state, especially the coast. The 3rd Coast, or Coastal Bend is truly magical. We are lucky to live in the Hill Country which is starting into the spring colors. Bluebonnets are popping all over the yard right now.

BUT……

I have to deal with the people of Williamson County every day. And those that know, know what I mean….

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Eventual Carrion  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:39:52pm

re: #36 Dave In Austin

Patriots…. They truly see themselves as Patriots.
If you have never lived in Texas, it’s really something different. If you have never left Texas, it’s really something different.

(See what I did there?)

12 years in Houston, I know the mentality. One roommate I had for a short period claimed he was Texan first, christian second (even tho he never went to church), and US citizen third. He disliked Jews, blacks, catholics, you name it. We worked together and all this shit came out after I let him move into a spare room I had and split rent.

He was really pissed at me when I left the county data processing to move back up here to PA and recommended a black woman replace me as shift supervisor (which she got because she deserved it).

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Charles Johnson  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:40:39pm

re: #37 goddamnedfrank

… a user with a handle we cannot print…

Unfortunately, that’s how it be. It doesn’t bother me, but you probably would get more social media action with a less, um, provocative user name.

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BeachDem  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:41:09pm

re: #38 The Ghost of Bork Bork Bork Bork

What freaks me out is that they’re not actually directing all their hate at each other. Each round of infighting involves accusing people of being too weak, too liberal, too “PC.” Which means that as ugly as the internal fracas is, the utter dismissal of moderation and liberalism as Evil is entirely fixed.

They’re arguing about how much to hate everyone else. With the options being “dismiss them as stupid, socialist, and unAmerican” as the mildest point—the position held by the business types who are almost completely impotent.

“The old civilisations claimed that they were founded on love and justice. Ours is founded upon hatred. In our world there will be no emotions except fear, rage, triumph and self-abasement. Everything else we shall destroy - everything.”
― George Orwell, 1984

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wrenchwench  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:41:40pm

re: #47 Charles Johnson

Unfortunately, that’s how it be. It doesn’t bother me, but you probably would get more social media action with a less, um, provocative user name.

Life is so goddamned unfair.

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:41:41pm
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Dave In Austin  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:42:54pm

re: #41 Tigger2

I would be flying gun ships around just to show them asswipes who has the big guns.

Man does that leave a picture in the minds eye……. LOLOL!

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stpaulbear  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:43:34pm

re: #50 goddamnedfrank

It’s a great name!! Don’t ever change it.

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:46:17pm

Fucking shades of Mandy Manners all over again.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:46:31pm
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Charles Johnson  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:47:56pm

LOL!

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stpaulbear  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:48:38pm

re: #54 Charles Johnson

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What a m*r*n.

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CuriousLurker  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:48:43pm

re: #45 Dave In Austin

The bluebonnets are one of the things I miss the most. I was born in March, so they were sorta like getting a really great birthday present every year—oceans of them everywhere you looked…

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Stanley Sea  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:48:43pm

re: #53 goddamnedfrank

Fucking shades of Mandy Manners all over again.

My first thought.

Don’t ever change Goddamnedfrank!

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KGxvi  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:48:58pm

re: #55 Charles Johnson

umm…

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Charles Johnson  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:49:24pm

The hilarious part of that tweet: there was never a time when Jim Hoft would have stood up for the right thing.

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Dave In Austin  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:50:24pm

re: #52 stpaulbear

It’s a great name!! Don’t ever change it.

My Mom used to call me David Damn-it…

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:50:30pm

re: #55 Charles Johnson

LOL!

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I’m curious when an outright accusation of an assault with pictorial evidence and corroborative audio became ‘salacious rumors’.

Also, Hoft talking evidence? And not struck by lightning? Proof of the nonexistence of God.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:50:58pm

re: #60 Charles Johnson

The hilarious part of that tweet: there was never a time when Jim Hoft would have stood up for the right thing.

He’s the blind pig who never finds the acorn.

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makeitstop  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:51:10pm

re: #60 Charles Johnson

The hilarious part of that tweet: there was never a time when Jim Hoft would have stood up for the right thing.

Yeah, I read that and thought ‘Wait a second - are they talking about a different DMOTI?’

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:52:20pm

re: #64 makeitstop

Yeah, I read that and thought ‘Wait a second - are they talking about a different DMOTI?’

Just weapons-grade lack of self awareness.

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EPR-radar  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:53:54pm

re: #50 goddamnedfrank

One funny thing about this is that when people fill in the blank for “unprintable handle”, they are going to come up with things much more outrageous than the real handle.

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CuriousLurker  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:58:43pm

I’ve had enough bad crazy for one day, so I’m not gonna stick around for the debate.

Apropos of nothing, did y’all know that the paragraph symbol thingy (¶) has a name? It’s called a pilcrow. I never noticed that even though it’s on most character entity charts. Who knew?

And with that bit of useless trivia I bid you all a good night.

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Dave In Austin  Mar 10, 2016 • 3:59:54pm

I really like Geology…… When I lived in AZ I used to be a amateur gold prospector. Found some too.

Opalized ammonite…….

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Dave In Austin  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:04:14pm
Cruz’s Christian faith was undoubtedly influenced by the tutelage of his parents — Rafael, a Cuban-born immigrant, and Eleanor, from Wilmington, Delaware. Both grew up in Catholic families, but encountered tough times while raising the future senator in Calgary, Canada in the 1970s. The couple fell into bad drinking habits at the time — especially Rafael, who, according to Cruz, eventually left the family and traveled to Austin, Texas because he “decided he didn’t want to be married anymore and he didn’t want a 3-year-old son with a come hither look as he sucked his bottle.” Once there, however, a colleague took him to a nearby Baptist church, where the Rafael reportedly saw the err of his ways, “gave his life to Jesus,” and returned home to be with his family.

vine.co

So a guy with alcohol fetal syndrome wants to be POTUS?
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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:04:34pm

re: #60 Charles Johnson

The hilarious part of that tweet: there was never a time when Jim Hoft would have stood up for the right thing.

They are completely tearing each other apart. It’s like watching a trainwreck in slow motion.

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gocart mozart  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:08:04pm
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Dave In Austin  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:09:22pm

Again. Speaking of Texas. I rest my case.

This guy’s feed is funny as hell in a sickening way. He does love him some titties through.

He is the newly elected Chair of the Travis County (Austin) Rep. Party.

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EPR-radar  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:09:35pm

re: #69 Dave In Austin

vine.co

So a guy with alcohol fetal syndrome wants to be POTUS?

This does not appear to be a fair attack on Ted Cruz, since the excessive drinking habits referred to occurred after Cruz was born.

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ObserverArt  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:10:38pm

Damn the threads are flying fast tonight.

You know what gets me about all this protesters being attacked crap?

A lot of these jerkoffs cry like little kids for free speech when they get shut down on Twitter or by any other social media.

But they are just fine with people being attacked for doing what is totally legal and an American tradition of protesting a politician at a rally. They aren’t damaging anyones rep like the Twitter fools.

They can all go fuck themselves… all of them are unstable, two-faced, touch-me-not, big mouthed, bullying asses. A group of little Hitlers It is no wonder they support the asses running in this year’s presidential election as Republicans.

By the way, I heard Ohio State football coach Urban Meyer came out and endorsed Ohio Johnny Kasich. I wish he kept it to himself. Sure he can vote anyway he wants, but I still think people in the public eye like him can only damage their reps by being political. Oh well.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:11:42pm
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Dave In Austin  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:11:51pm

re: #73 EPR-radar

This does not appear to be a fair attack on Ted Cruz, since the excessive drinking habits referred to occurred after Cruz was born.

Sorry Sarc tags entered

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:15:30pm

Thought I’d stick this in here.
Men & women both agree: HOTTEST WORLD LEADER IN THE WORLD

Sorry guys, he’s straight
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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:16:11pm

re: #77 The Vicious Babushka

I absolutely looked up that boxing photo again today.

Mmmmm. Canada, can we please keep him?

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:20:57pm
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Targetpractice  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:21:42pm
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Sophist, Vogon Poet Laureate  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:21:45pm

re: #60 Charles Johnson

The hilarious part of that tweet: there was never a time when Jim Hoft would have stood up for the right thing.

By “stand up for the right thing” they mean “attack people I think deserve it”.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:22:09pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:22:25pm

re: #78 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I absolutely looked up that boxing photo again today.

Mmmmm. Canada, can we please keep him?

Disclaimer: I don’t know if this is a Photoshop or not but if it is real HUBBA HUBBA

Justin Trudeau & a beaver
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BeachDem  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:25:02pm

re: #75 klys (maker of Silmarils)

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That’s almost too much pretty in one place. My dog, 4 beautiful people in a row. I’m avoiding mirrors for the rest of the week!

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:27:37pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:28:19pm

re: #85 The Vicious Babushka

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When did Dr. Who say those things?
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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:28:57pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:30:54pm
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thedopefishlives  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:33:03pm

re: #88 The Vicious Babushka

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That’s rich coming from The Donald.

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Dave In Austin  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:35:10pm

Oh Shit I’m old…..

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:36:54pm

re: #90 Dave In Austin

Oh Shit I’m old…..

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He’s only 52. That HAS to be for a role he’s playing.

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:37:12pm
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Dr. Matt  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:39:07pm

re: #91 Blind Frog Belly White

He’s only 52. That HAS to be for a role he’s playing.

Is he blonde or grey?

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GlutenFreeJesus  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:39:20pm

Uh. Wow.

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bratwurst  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:41:26pm

re: #94 GlutenFreeJesus

Uh. Wow.

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Carson appears to be stable, but there is not a thing about that man that is anywhere close to “normal”.

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majii  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:42:14pm

re: #82 Charles Johnson

Example #1001 showing why most of us blacks don’t think very much about/of Ben Carson. The b*st*rd should be ashamed for endorsing Trump after witnessing the way Trump and his supporters treat(s) everyone who doesn’t kiss his/their butt(s.) I put Carson, Allen West, Larry Elder, Alan Keyes, Cornel West, Michael Steele, Stacey Dash, and all other GOP/TP water-toting tools into a category I call Shameless Panderers for Profit. They’d sell their own moms out for a buck.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:43:07pm

re: #35 EPR-radar

Their message is that they would very much like to assassinate the president.

Gun Advocate Plans To Carry His Rifle To Obama Event

CJ Grisham is the founder of Open Carry Texas. He posted the message on the group’s private Facebook page.

One commenter, Kriss Elliott, replied to the message, “if you get a clear shot, please fire for effect!”

And there are screenshots from the FB page.

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Jack Burton  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:43:43pm

re: #92 goddamnedfrank

UnprintableHandleGuy ‎@goddamnedfrank
Islam puts raisins in cookies but tells you they’re chocolate chip. #NextLevelTrump
4:36 PM - 10 Mar 2016

If that was the case, I think Tiny Tina would lead a crusade.

Then again, she likely would not believe the short fingered vulgarian.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:44:01pm

Flash back:

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thedopefishlives  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:44:31pm

re: #97 Backwoods_Sleuth

Gun Advocate Plans To Carry His Rifle To Obama Event

And there are screenshots from the FB page.

Yeah, pretty sure that guy’s going to get arrested.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:47:18pm

re: #100 thedopefishlives

Yeah, pretty sure that guy’s going to get arrested.

I hope he swings the barrel in the wrong direction and LEOs respond according…..

102
Stanley Sea  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:47:47pm

I just got one of these. Assembling it instead of watching the freak show

As always, thank you brave Lizards for watching for me & providing reports.

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ObserverArt  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:48:51pm

re: #102 Stanley Sea

I just got one of these. Assembling it instead of watching the freak show

Embedded Image

As always, thank you brave Lizards for watching for me & providing reports.

Have a ball!

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Bensoner  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:49:05pm

Given his public statements offering to pay legal fees and extolling violence, can Trump be sued/criminally charged for incitement?

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Le Lapin Tueur  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:49:06pm

re: #97 Backwoods_Sleuth

I am sure we will hear are rights is been oe-pressed

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thedopefishlives  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:49:11pm

re: #101 Dr. Matt

I hope he swings the barrel in the wrong direction and LEOs respond according…..

I don’t. I don’t really want people to get shot. That being said, I’d totally watch a video of him getting Tasered. “Don’t tase me, bro” is still an all-time classic.

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Sophist, Vogon Poet Laureate  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:49:19pm

re: #96 majii

I put Carson, Allen West, Larry Elder, Alan Keyes, Cornel West, Michael Steele, Stacey Dash, and all other GOP/TP water-toting tools into a category I call Shameless Panderers for Profit. They’d sell their own moms out for a buck.

I’m not sure West belongs on that list. I don’t think he says what he does out of a profit motive, I think he says what he says because he’s a self-righteous purer-than-thou type who’s up his own ass to an unhealthy degree.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:49:55pm

re: #104 Bensoner

Given his public statements offering to pay legal fees and extolling violence, can Trump be sued/criminally charged for incitement?

Paging LawHawk, paging LawHawk

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Sophist, Vogon Poet Laureate  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:52:30pm

re: #102 Stanley Sea

acdc-big balls

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Joe Bacon  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:53:48pm

Oh great, another WWE Stupidmania tonight. Moe, Larry, Curly and Shemp in a GOP Slap Off…

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Stanley Sea  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:53:54pm

re: #109 Sophist, Vogon Poet Laureate

m.youtube.com

It took me to youtube’s home page, not the scary video of the disaster chair. (I’m assuming!)

I had one similar before & loved it.

re-post!

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:54:36pm

Even as an adult Cruz has the face of a three-year-old with a come-hither look.

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EPR-radar  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:54:51pm

re: #107 Sophist, Vogon Poet Laureate

I’m not sure West belongs on that list. I don’t think he says what he does out of a profit motive, I think he says what he says because he’s a self-righteous purer-than-thou type who’s up his own ass to an unhealthy degree.

West’s nonsense also does not amount to GOP/Tea party apologetics, from what I can see.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:55:16pm
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EPR-radar  Mar 10, 2016 • 4:57:48pm

re: #114 Backwoods_Sleuth

This would be another example of the unholy lust for power that is one of the defining pathologies of Republicans.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:00:51pm

Right about now, I could eat a chocolate chip cookie the size of my head.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:01:40pm

Politico posted the audio recording of the incident. You don’t actually hear the assault by Lewandowski, but you hear Michelle Fields and Washington Post reporter Ben Terris talking about it afterward.

Video

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Skip Intro  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:01:40pm

Gee, who could have seen this coming?

Austin ‘Chumlee’ Russell Of ‘Pawn Stars’ Arrested On Drug And Weapon Charges

Austin “Chumlee” Russell, one of the stars of the popular History show “Pawn Stars,” was arrested in Las Vegas on Wednesday during an investigation into a sexual assault case.

No charges have been filed in connection with the alleged assault, which is still under investigation, Deadline reported. However, police found at least one gun as well as methamphetamine and marijuana during a search of the 33-year-old reality star’s home.

Looks like the “History” channel has a chance to spin off a new series starring this mope, unless TLC picks it up first.

huffingtonpost.com

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Dr. Matt  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:01:58pm

This made my day.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:02:15pm

re: #115 EPR-radar

This would be another example of the unholy lust for power that is one of the defining pathologies of Republicans.

For all their talk of principles, they really only have one - that they should have all the power.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:02:48pm

re: #119 Dr. Matt

Look at the little shit!

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Dr. Matt  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:03:16pm

re: #117 Charles Johnson

Politico posted the audio recording of the incident. You don’t actually hear the assault by Lewandowski, but you hear Michelle Fields and Washington Post reporter Ben Terris talking about it afterward.

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Non-flash version

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:03:38pm
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Bensoner  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:03:54pm

Speaking of legal funds…
Has one been started to help support Michelle Fields take on “L’il Louie” Lewandowski?

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ObserverArt  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:05:34pm

re: #119 Dr. Matt

This made my day.

Dr. Matt ‎@DrMatthew

Fox Invades Golf Course, Steals A Dude’s Wallet deadspin.com

8:01 PM - 10 Mar 2016

Sly…like a…

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:05:43pm

re: #123 Backwoods_Sleuth

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“Dude, I am SO going to crap in your shoe.”

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:06:07pm

re: #125 ObserverArt

Sly…like a…

Oh, man! It’s on the tip of my tongue!!

/////

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:06:44pm

re: #119 Dr. Matt

I do love foxes.

Turns out, you can domesticate them.

Hopefully, they will become more common as pets.

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ObserverArt  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:07:06pm

re: #123 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Heh…a non-vicious babushka!

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Belafon  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:07:18pm

re: #127 Blind Frog Belly White

Sly…like a…

Oh, man! It’s on the tip of my tongue!!

/////

Like a rabbit. Zootopia was a good movie.

131
Dave In Austin  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:09:32pm

This is cool

Facebook Post

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Dr. Matt  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:10:44pm

re: #128 Ziggy_TARDIS

I do love foxes.

Turns out, you can domesticate them.

Hopefully, they will become more common as pets.

Fox Loves Being Petted

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Belafon  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:12:01pm

re: #131 Dave In Austin

This is cool

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It’s gone.

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Eventual Carrion  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:12:05pm

re: #90 Dave In Austin

Oh Shit I’m old…..

[Embedded content]

Yeah, Mike’s a couple years younger than me. My gray hair is still sticking to the fringes. except when I let my beard grow out, that ends up more than half whitish.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:12:18pm

re: #128 Ziggy_TARDIS

I do love foxes.

Turns out, you can domesticate them.

Hopefully, they will become more common as pets.

And

Fox go FLOOF

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freetoken  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:14:15pm

Checking CNN… and I’m struck at just how puerile it is in so many ways.

Even their screaming headline - “Will Trump play nice?” - is so much like those tiny blurbs afforded to soap opera descriptions.

137
TedStriker  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:14:31pm

re: #53 goddamnedfrank

Fucking shades of Mandy Manners all over again.

???

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:14:59pm

re: #135 Dr. Matt

Foxes go squeek!

They can sound a lot like babies.

If someone has a pet fox and a baby, that could be a problem.

139
Dr. Matt  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:16:07pm

It’s so weird to have a position against Twitter in the market but be trending on Twitter.

Posted by Charles C. Johnson on Thursday, March 10, 2016

Huh?

140
thecommodore  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:20:09pm
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Dave In Austin  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:20:27pm

re: #133 Belafon

It’s gone.

Got it back up. the 360’ view is way cool

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Dr. Matt  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:21:53pm

Caption: “Beautiful people”

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ObserverArt  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:24:06pm

re: #142 Dr. Matt

Caption: “Beautiful people”

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CCJ: Proofs that Obama is gay!

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:27:37pm

Tyrone Williams was trying to take his friend Chauntyll Allen out for a nice dinner. Today, Thursday, is her birthday, and the two decided to hit up a Joe’s Crab Shack in Roseville Wednesday night for a pre-birthday celebratory dinner.

It wasn’t long before both had lost their appetites.

As they settled in to their table, Allen and Williams took in the atmosphere and decor of the chain restaurant. It was Allen who spotted it first: There, part of a decoration on their table, was a photo of a lynching.

The image, which was captioned “HANGING AT GROESBECK, TEXAS ON APRIL 12, 1895,” depicts the public execution of Richard Burleson. Burleson had been found guilty of murdering James Garrett McKinnon, a white man, by bludgeoning him to death with a rock the previous year.

None of this is all that funny, yet, whoever put that image on the table decided to try to make a joke out of it. A cartoon bubble is coming out of the soon-hanged man’s mouth. “All I said was I don’t like the gumbo!” he says.

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jaunte  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:29:36pm
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thedopefishlives  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:29:40pm

re: #144 goddamnedfrank

Okay. Someone, somewhere, had to sit down and look at this and say, “That shit’s funny.” Who in their goddamn right mind would think this, and why in the ever-living fuck do they have a job?

147
No Depression  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:29:49pm

Good God, there’s another GOP Debate on tonight. I haven’t watched a single one and I’m already sick of them.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:30:36pm

re: #145 jaunte

Looks like Putin’s thugs are inside the US.

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Sophist, Vogon Poet Laureate  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:31:45pm

re: #144 goddamnedfrank

Liberal PC types just can’t take a joke.

(All of the////////////////////…)

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Skip Intro  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:32:49pm

re: #148 Ziggy_TARDIS

Looks like Putin’s thugs are inside the US.

Probably working for Trump as security while they wait for their next hit assignment.

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freetoken  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:33:59pm

Very likely tonight will see some strange dynamics wrt Cruz and Rubio.

152
Great White Snark  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:34:55pm

So was thinking about the raw milk controversy. We know that some nations declare it unsuitable for human consumption, other simply apply label and handling rules. Can’t even get it to make cheese. Anyway as a person well aware of the capricious nature of how risks are regulated, I’m now wondering why we don’t have the same warnings about cruise ships we have about raw milk.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:36:54pm

re: #152 Great White Snark

So was thinking about the raw milk controversy. We know that some nations declare it unsuitable for human consumption, other simply apply label and handling rules. Can’t even get it to make cheese. Anyway as a person well aware of the capricious nature of how risks are regulated, I’m now wondering why we don’t have the same warnings about cruise ships we have about raw milk.

Because you don’t drink cruise ships?
////

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danarchy  Mar 10, 2016 • 5:48:32pm

re: #128 Ziggy_TARDIS

I do love foxes.

Turns out, you can domesticate them.

Hopefully, they will become more common as pets.

What I find most interesting of that experiment was even though they bred for nothing but temperament, the more docile and domesticated foxes all started to change physical appearance. Getting lighter colored coats, floppier ears etc.


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