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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Mar 23, 2016 • 7:33:56pm

but was it the masochism tango?

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unproven innocence  Mar 23, 2016 • 7:36:58pm

Definitely making memories for many folks.

Thanks, Obama.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 23, 2016 • 7:37:18pm

President Cruz would have slutshamed her—in Spanish. President Trump would whip out a bilingual pre-nup.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 23, 2016 • 7:43:23pm

Wait they’re actually freaking out about this? Sad even for them. Glad he’s visiting these countries. I don’t remember the last time an American president visited Argentina.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Mar 23, 2016 • 7:45:00pm

re: #1 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Is it a crime to admit that I know the lyrics by heart?

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EPR-radar  Mar 23, 2016 • 7:46:20pm

re: #5 Eric The Fruit Bat

Is it a crime to admit that I know the lyrics by heart?

The admission is not the crime…

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HappyWarrior  Mar 23, 2016 • 7:47:59pm

That’s the song from the beginning of Schindler’s List by the way. I think it’s called Por Una Cabeza.

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allegro  Mar 23, 2016 • 7:47:59pm

Michelle could rock an Argentine Tango. She’s lithe and fierce. I see Obama as a waltz man. In control and smoooooth. I bet he’d do a very entertaining Quickstep as well.

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allegro  Mar 23, 2016 • 7:49:44pm

re: #7 HappyWarrior

That’s the song from the beginning of Schindler’s List by the way. I think it’s called Por Una Cabeza.

It’s also the epic scene with Al Pacino and Gabrielle Anwar (sp?) in Scent of a Woman, one of my fave movie scenes ever.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 23, 2016 • 7:50:07pm

It’s pretty neat though how different cultures have different dances. This is why I could never be President, I’d embarrass myself but Obama seemed pretty comfortable up there with the Tango dancer. That really is a beautiful song.

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Mar 23, 2016 • 7:50:33pm

I’m absolutely stunned by how innocuous that was. The still image would have you believe he was dancing the Lambada. ONE NOTHINGBURGER, LARGE FREEDUMB FRIES, AND A STUPID SHAKE, COMIN’ RIGHT UP.

Let me guess how this is going down:

OBAMA DANCES WHILE TERRARISTS BLOW UP YURUP!!!11

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HappyWarrior  Mar 23, 2016 • 7:50:55pm

re: #9 allegro

It’s also the epic scene with Al Pacino and Gabrielle Anwar (sp?) in Scent of a Woman, one of my fave movie scenes ever.

I still need to see that. It’s a terrific song and that it’s about horses makes me think about my dad’s folks who raised them.

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Schroedinger's Dog  Mar 23, 2016 • 7:52:14pm

re: #5 Eric The Fruit Bat

Is it a crime to admit that I know the lyrics by heart?

I long for the touch of your lips dear
But much more for the touch of your whips dear

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Lidane  Mar 23, 2016 • 7:53:24pm

re: #11 Pawn of the Oppressor

Let me guess how this is going down:

OBAMA DANCES WHILE TERRARISTS BLOW UP YURUP!!!11

Pretty much. I just saw this comment on an FB story about the Obama tango:

Shameful! While the rest of the world is in mourning over the terrorism going on around the world he is leading the tango, not leading his country or his government.

All of the responses pretty much uniformly tell that person to STFU. Even self-described Republicans are telling them to pipe down.

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gocart mozart  Mar 23, 2016 • 7:53:51pm
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HappyWarrior  Mar 23, 2016 • 7:56:16pm

re: #15 gocart mozart

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Video

Night and fucking day.

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Billy Batts  Mar 23, 2016 • 7:56:46pm

1993, Rockefeller’s West in Houston, I went to a A Tribe Called Quest gig with one of my best friends. After a few adult beverages, I jumped onstage and started dancing with Phife Dawg. He looked at me like I was crazy, and I promptly got thrown out. I begged the representative with Houston’s finest to let me back in, and he said “If you do it again, I’m taking your little ass to jail.” I smiled, went back in and had the time of my life. RIP, Phife Dawg. #ATCQ4LIFE

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allegro  Mar 23, 2016 • 7:57:24pm

re: #15 gocart mozart

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Video

What every American woman needs to see before November for 500, Alex.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 23, 2016 • 7:57:30pm

re: #14 Lidane

Pretty much. I just saw this comment on an FB story about the Obama tango:

All of the responses pretty much uniformly tell that person to STFU. Even self-described Republicans are telling them to pipe down.

It’s just pathetic how everything for people like that is an excuse to bitch about Obama. They have no idea what the hell he’s doing behind the scenes. But I get it a fake tough guy like Trump who talks about murdering innocent people makes them feel better because ti gets their blood juices running.

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Billy Batts  Mar 23, 2016 • 7:57:56pm

Obama is just cooler than you, wingnuts. So deal with it.

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Kragar  Mar 23, 2016 • 7:57:58pm
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HappyWarrior  Mar 23, 2016 • 7:59:25pm

re: #20 Billy Batts

Obama is just cooler than you, wingnuts. So deal with it.

I have to admit I’ll miss that. The guy is just that cool. I can’t believe we’re in his last year already. I really will miss him when he’s gone.

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whitebeach  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:00:13pm

Somebody with skill please link to “Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina,” but only to Patti Lupone doing it.

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jaunte  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:02:03pm
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Billy Batts  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:03:38pm

Seriously, what kind of life must you live when you’re pissed off at Obama every time you breathe?

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HappyWarrior  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:04:29pm

re: #25 Billy Batts

Seriously, what kind of life must you live when you’re pissed off at Obama every time you breathe?

A very lonely and angry one surrounded by other people like that.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:05:12pm

re: #13 Schroedinger’s Dog

It’s “I ache for the touch of your lips, dear”.

Get it right.

(It will be a sad day when he passes on.)

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Reality Based Steve  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:08:52pm

I remember a few weeks ago when Obama said that he and Michelle may stay in DC after his term ends so that his daughters could finish at their school. RWNJ’s freaked out, swearing it was him saying that he wasn’t going to leave office, that there would be a coup or martial law of some kind.

Really, I don’t know how some of these people manage to tie their shoes in the morning.

RBS

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Great White Snark  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:09:57pm

re: #8 allegro

LOL @ myself. Last two threads left ya a link… Not realizing a new thread was up. Too much multitasking this evening.

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Kragar  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:13:48pm
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Reality Based Steve  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:14:28pm

Well, I’m outta here for the evening. I was going to have a nutruious and balanced meal of home made linguine with clams and olive oil, but it was such a hectic day that I decided to have a couple of chili-cheese dogs. (and with this set of facial hair, that’s not a decision I make lightly). I’ll do the clams tomorrow. (they are canned, they’ll keep.)

Sleep well, and may you not awaken with drool on your pillow and a crick in your neck.

RBS

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teleskiguy  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:15:14pm

Aaand Colorado Front Range and Eastern Plains just got monkeyfucked with tons of snow. Nicer weather expected tomorrow.

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Lidane  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:16:59pm
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BeachDem  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:18:43pm

re: #28 Reality Based Steve

I remember a few weeks ago when Obama said that he and Michelle may stay in DC after his term ends so that his daughters could finish at their school. RWNJ’s freaked out, swearing it was him saying that he wasn’t going to leave office, that there would be a coup or martial law of some kind.

Really, I don’t know how some of these people manage to tie their shoes in the morning.

RBS

Flip flops or loafers. (Yeah, I’m talking about their shoes)

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HappyWarrior  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:20:24pm

re: #28 Reality Based Steve

I remember a few weeks ago when Obama said that he and Michelle may stay in DC after his term ends so that his daughters could finish at their school. RWNJ’s freaked out, swearing it was him saying that he wasn’t going to leave office, that there would be a coup or martial law of some kind.

Really, I don’t know how some of these people manage to tie their shoes in the morning.

RBS

As I’ve said these people love to be victims. I think Obama’s going to be happy to go honestly probably because he’s tired of people like that.

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jaunte  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:20:46pm
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MsJ  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:20:49pm

re: #14 Lidane

The ironically funny thing is none of the RWNJ’s give the first shit about Europe. If it wasn’t an opp to bash Obama, they couldn’t care less.

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bratwurst  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:25:57pm

This time last night Liz Mair was patting herself on the back for stirring up the nasty Twitter exchanged between Trump and Cruz by putting together an ad showing racy GQ shots of the current Mrs. Trump…I guess that is her idea of libertarian feminism or something.

Tonight she is responding on Twitter to the fact that some Trumpster apparently published her home address and says she is going to be taking time off over the holiday weekend.

Now there is absolutely no excuse for that kind of invasion of privacy and implicitly endangering her and her family. However, there is a certain aphorism about what can happen when one climbs into the ape house at the zoo which seems to apply.

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Stanley Sea  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:27:36pm
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retired cynic  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:30:34pm

re: #39 Stanley Sea

Definitely an LOL!

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teleskiguy  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:31:18pm

NEVADA
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, or more accurately back on our public land, Cliven Bundy’s surviving cattle, some 1,000 animals, are “mean and ornery,” says Assistant U.S. Attorney Charles Gorder. The Justice Department calls Bundy’s ranching operation “negligent to the point of cruelty in sending half-wild cattle to graze illegally on protected lands without supervision.” Unvaccinated and susceptible to illness, “the cattle have little contact with humans, and Bundy often has no idea where they are,” reports the Los Angeles Times. Ken Mayer, former director of Nevada’s Department of Wildlife, adds that trying to round them up is “like hunting cape buffalo. They’re nasty, they’re smart, and they won’t hesitate to charge.” Meanwhile, reports E&E News, the animals continue to trample sensitive soils, devour native saplings and routinely “bed down” on Native American artifacts. The cattle have also invaded a community garden and golf course, and more notoriously, run off scores of Bureau of Land Management agents. Rob Mrowka, a biologist at the Center for Biological Diversity who has spent decades urging the BLM to remove Bundy’s cows, says it will be an expensive proposition when the government finally acts: “I think the price is going to be a lot more when you add the risk.” The now-jailed Bundy, who has allowed his cattle to run unsupervised on public land for 23 years, managed to hold off the government by his family threatening violence and “range war.” In 2014, for example, three days before the BLM had scheduled a roundup by Utah contractor ‘R’ Livestock Connection, Ryan Bundy and others threatened the contractor with “force, violence and economic harm,” according to a Department of Justice indictment. That escalated to the standoff between BLM rangers and 400 Bundy sympathizers who brandished “too many guns to count,” the Justice Department said. The well-publicized confrontation ended with more than 400 impounded cows released to the wild, there to continue their trashing of the public land.

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jaunte  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:32:25pm
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Stanley Sea  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:33:39pm

re: #40 retired cynic

Definitely an LOL!

Poor pup was set up!

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Lidane  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:36:44pm
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Belafon  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:40:38pm

re: #42 jaunte

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Anyone remember Pat from SNL?

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allegro  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:41:12pm

re: #29 Great White Snark

LOL @ myself. Last two threads left ya a link… Not realizing a new thread was up. Too much multitasking this evening.

Wow, what a beauty! Almost unearthly. Thanks for the effort!

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jaunte  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:43:31pm
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Great White Snark  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:43:48pm

re: #46 allegro

Your welcome. Always enjoyable to share here.

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Stanley Sea  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:48:08pm
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Lidane  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:48:19pm

re: #47 jaunte

So in other words, the GOP’s 2016 outreach is on track.

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Great White Snark  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:50:19pm

Just looking at how that last days of this administration are playing out. So gonna miss this guy. More than Obama first term actually. But sorry Hilary you and Bill can’t top this.

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teleskiguy  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:50:44pm

re: #49 Stanley Sea

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jaunte  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:51:14pm

re: #50 Lidane

“There’s no minority so small and powerless that we won’t bully for profit!”

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jaunte  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:54:57pm
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teleskiguy  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:56:17pm

Guess what I did today!

Instagram

It’s a powder day! #VailLive @beavercreekmtn

15 inches of cold smoke. The most fun you can have with your clothes on.

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Kragar  Mar 23, 2016 • 8:57:17pm
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teleskiguy  Mar 23, 2016 • 9:01:45pm

re: #56 Kragar

The Donald’s™ TV commercials about Hillary will be the stuff of every misogynists’ fever dreams.

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MsJ  Mar 23, 2016 • 9:02:10pm

re: #56 Kragar

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retired cynic  Mar 23, 2016 • 9:03:00pm

re: #58 MsJ

Go Joanne! Give ‘em ‘ell!

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electrotek  Mar 23, 2016 • 9:04:31pm

Think these wingnut girls need to get laid. So much pent up frustration that manifests itself with angry tweets:

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Lidane  Mar 23, 2016 • 9:05:52pm
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retired cynic  Mar 23, 2016 • 9:06:24pm

re: #60 electrotek

He/she needs something.

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retired cynic  Mar 23, 2016 • 9:07:00pm

re: #61 Lidane

Looks like he and Hatch bought the same suit.

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electrotek  Mar 23, 2016 • 9:08:17pm

re: #62 retired cynic

He/she needs something.

Genocidal fantasies, yet she starts whining about being compared to Breivik:

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retired cynic  Mar 23, 2016 • 9:09:19pm

re: #64 electrotek

Nasty. Sad.

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Chez Ko Pe  Mar 23, 2016 • 9:09:40pm

Say, have you seen a Carioca, it’s not a foxtrot or a polka
It has a little bit of new rhythm, a blue rhythm that sighs
It has a meter that is tricky, a bit of wicked wacky-wicky
But when you dance it with a new love, there’s a true love in her eye
You dream of a new Carioca, its theme is a kiss and a sigh
You dream of a new Carioca, when music and lights are gone we say goodbye

— The Kentucky Fried Movie

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electrotek  Mar 23, 2016 • 9:11:01pm

re: #65 retired cynic

Nasty. Sad.

Also a “Stacy fan”. That’s all I needed to know about her.

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teleskiguy  Mar 23, 2016 • 9:13:15pm

re: #51 Great White Snark

Just looking at how that last days of this administration are playing out. So gonna miss this guy. More than Obama first term actually. But sorry Hilary you and Bill can’t top this.

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 23, 2016 • 9:15:07pm

Jesus Christ this guy has no class whatsoever.

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retired cynic  Mar 23, 2016 • 9:16:14pm

re: #69 goddamnedfrank

Jesus Christ this guy has no class whatsoever.

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Every woman knows exactly the difference in those photos, and most men do, too, I suspect.

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Lidane  Mar 23, 2016 • 9:16:58pm

Florida:

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Kragar  Mar 23, 2016 • 9:24:28pm

re: #67 electrotek

Also a “Stacy fan”. That’s all I needed to know about her.

They always say “Free Stacy” but the fine print says its only when you buy one at full price first.

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CleverToad  Mar 23, 2016 • 9:29:30pm

re: #32 teleskiguy

Aaand Colorado Front Range and Eastern Plains just got monkeyfucked with tons of snow. Nicer weather expected tomorrow.

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My happy kid is getting TWO snow days — district already announced they’re staying closed tomorrow due to the ‘condition of roads and sidewalks.’ I expect both to be completely clear by midday, but I suppose they’re erring on the side of safety. It’ll still be messy at 6:30 in the morning.

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dell*nix  Mar 24, 2016 • 1:55:46am

re: #66 Chez Ko Pe

From “Flying Down to Rio.” Flying down to Rio (Carioca) 1933 (3b)

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Shimshon  Mar 24, 2016 • 4:20:25am

The party that spent 8 years justifying every Bush mistake is so desperate to jump on every action of Obama as justification of their belief that Bush wasn’t that bad, and as payback for what they felt was unfair treatment of their team. “bring it on!” “watch this drive!” “mission accomplished!” those were actual outrageous actions by the sitting President at the time. And the best they can do now is talk about how Obama eats crackers, bows down at too far an angle, puts mustard on burgers, has a Marine hold an umbrella, forgets to salute or salutes with coffee in his hand, and doesn’t cut short every trip when something happens outside of America. I know I am missing so many more faux outrage from the triggered conservative pc crowd. These people are clinically insane.


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