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Let’s kick off another week of batshit crazy politics with a typically hilarious post from the fabled Stupidest Man on the Internet, Jim “Dim” Hoft, who’s crowing and preening about a Fox News poll that shows (according to the SMOTI) TRUMP DOMINATING with New York women!

Take that, you Fox News cranks! Women love Trump because he’s a super-strong alpha male, like Jim!

Gee, it was just last week that FOX News cranks were blathering on about how Donald Trump can’t win over women voters.

My how things change!
This weekend a new FOX News poll has Donald Trump winning the Empire State with 54% of the vote.
And Trump has three times as much support from women as Ted Cruz.

Wow, 54% of New York women are going to vote for Donald Trump? That’s really quite a change from the last poll that showed 70% of women couldn’t stand the orange fascist.

So what caused this astonishing shift?

Well, nothing. Jim, in his usual fashion, is leaving out of his breathless post a little bit of information that explains this seeming discrepancy: these are all Republican voters. Oopsie, Jim!

Meanwhile, Jim’s crackhead commenting community knows exactly why Trump is winning with women in such massive numbers:

I am for equality for women in most things like equal pay if the woman is able to do the job.But unlike a lot of the women libbers I am not a man hater. Most women want a strong,decisive alpha male and can’t stand little weak sissy men.

Donald Trump really attracts the deep thinkers.

For a bit more context, we should also note that the most recent statistics from the New York State Board of Elections show registered Democrats outnumber Republicans statewide by more than two to one. And in New York City, the difference is even greater.