The Bob & Chez Show: The Lucifer Burn

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob & Chez Show:

Lucifer: We Have a Democratic Nominee; Cenk Uygur and HA Goodman Hoping for the FBI to Make Bernie the Winner; Donald Trump is Close to the Nomination; The Woman Card; Nate Silver’s Electoral Vote Tally; Ted Cruz Announces His Running Mate; Fiorina Sings; John Boehner Hates Ted Cruz; Ted Cruz Screws Up Hoosiers Movie Reference; Dennis Hastert Gets 15 Months; and more.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 29, 2016 • 10:38:15am

I am seriously concerned that somebody is going to get killed or seriously injured in campaign or convention-related violence before this clusterf*ck of an election year is over…

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Reality Based Steve  Apr 29, 2016 • 10:41:23am

re: #1 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

I am seriously concerned that somebody is going to get killed or seriously injured in campaign or convention-related violence before this clusterf*ck of an election year is over…

I have absolutely no doubt on that one.

RBS

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Testy Toad T  Apr 29, 2016 • 10:42:38am

What are they going for with that weird flaming teardrop logo? Is this some kind of crazy evangelical dogwhistle I’m missing out on?

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 29, 2016 • 10:43:00am

re: #2 Reality Based Steve

I have absolutely no doubt on that one.

RBS

Even worse, it will play right into DT’s hands and totally derail any attempt to talk about real-life policies or goals.

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Kragar  Apr 29, 2016 • 10:43:39am
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Kragar  Apr 29, 2016 • 10:44:05am

re: #3 Testy Toad T

Flaming logos were all the craze last summer

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 29, 2016 • 10:44:50am

re: #6 Kragar

Flaming logos were all the craze last summer

I recall the flaming-turds-and-snakes motif on Ted Cruz’s Christmas sweaters…

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FormerDirtDart  Apr 29, 2016 • 10:45:18am
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lawhawk  Apr 29, 2016 • 10:45:44am

re: #7 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

That was Lucifer’s code for - Cruz’s soul is payable upon my demand.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 29, 2016 • 10:46:16am

Great now my browser is showing me Trump and RWNJ related advertising, presumably because of how often I’m on LGF…

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lawhawk  Apr 29, 2016 • 10:46:46am

re: #8 FormerDirtDart

Seems that President Obama’s about the only one able to have a laugh these days about the political campaigning he leaves behind.

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Kragar  Apr 29, 2016 • 10:48:31am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 29, 2016 • 10:49:18am

re: #12 Kragar

That may be more successful than you think, sadly.

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Testy Toad T  Apr 29, 2016 • 10:51:22am

re: #13 Eclectic Cyborg

That may be more successful than you think, sadly.

And PUMAs were a real thing until they were totally not a thing at all, and John McCain is a comparatively tolerable political personality.

I say this with caution, but I’ll believe it when I see it.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 29, 2016 • 10:52:46am

re: #12 Kragar

Trump Camp Plans To Make A Play For Sanders Voters Who Won’t Back Clinton

They have to get their support where they can, certainly not gonna find much in the black or Latino communities…

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Testy Toad T  Apr 29, 2016 • 10:54:39am

Trump’s plans sound a lot less scary when you accurately reformulate them as “I’m going to double down on shoring up my support among white men”.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Apr 29, 2016 • 10:55:28am

Introducing the D*ck Detector 3000! The bigot’s solution to transgender bathrooms

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Charles Johnson  Apr 29, 2016 • 10:59:18am
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Charles Johnson  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:00:16am
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Kragar  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:00:37am
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Stanley Sea  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:01:26am

re: #19 Charles Johnson

UGH

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Charles Johnson  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:01:44am
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Testy Toad T  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:02:24am

re: #20 Kragar

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This doesn’t make them sound relatable. It makes them sound incompetent.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:03:09am

Well, I’ve got to take the car in for its emissions test—wish me luck! BBL.

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ObserverArt  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:03:45am

re: #13 Eclectic Cyborg

That may be more successful than you think, sadly.

I see it all like balancing on a scale.

You take some left extremists and put them on the right side. Then you take a bunch of sensible conservatives on the right side that want to jump to the left.

It will all come down to how many people view Trump as way-too-dangerous and crazy and will want to vote for Hillary knowing that they may not like her, but if she is even close to the Obama years they will vote for her in a second.

Sure there has been a lot of rancor from the right over the Obama time in office, but any sane person can look at the time and figure it has not been too bad considering what he inherited. That thought alone will cause people to think twice about Trump.

Add in women, African Americans, Hispanics, Muslims, and Trump is going to have a real tough time.

Overall Americans are pragmatic. Sure if you are on the ‘net and watch cable TV you see and hear the nuts. But that is for horse racing.

When in the voting booth Trump presents way too much to worry about and that lever or button/touch screen will be pulled/pushed for Hillary.

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b.d.  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:04:24am

re: #24 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Well, I’ve got to take the car in for its emissions test—wish me luck! BBL.

If you have any troubles claim fahrvergnügen

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Jenner7  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:04:51am

re: #19 Charles Johnson

Not cool.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:05:00am

re: #25 ObserverArt

When in the voting booth Trump presents way too much to worry about and that lever or button/touch screen will be pulled/pushed for Hillary.

Winning a general election calls for a completely different approach than winning a GOP nomination.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:07:44am

re: #25 ObserverArt

You take some left extremists and put them on the right side. Then you take a bunch of sensible conservatives on the right side that want to jump to the left.

It’s the Time Warp dance!

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Jenner7  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:09:08am

You want to stop Trump? Get people registered, informed, and vote. Don’t just go protest and yell and assault people. How does that help?

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allegro  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:09:47am

re: #29 Backwoods_Sleuth

It’s the Time Warp dance!

Performed by the Slithery Idgits

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lawhawk  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:09:59am
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Jenner7  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:09:59am

BBL. Talking my Mom to hospital for CT scan.

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ObserverArt  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:10:04am

Yeesh…what contrasts.

Trump Calif. Rally Draws Supporters, Protesters

And who would teach a bunch of young girls to go out and do a chant when they have very little feel for the depth of this decision. I call foul on that. It’s sad.

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ObserverArt  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:12:15am

re: #29 Backwoods_Sleuth

It’s the Time Warp dance!

You know…I know the reference…but I have never watched that flick from beginning to end. And for the longest time Columbus held the record for the longest run in America at one theater.

(Runs and hides…)

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lawhawk  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:13:13am

re: #35 ObserverArt

Damnit Janet.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:13:33am

re: #32 lawhawk

BS has shown that there is a sizable bloc of voters in the US who are tired of the 1% economy and want to develop an economy that works for everyone’s benefit.

I can admire him for that.

But it is not a large enough bloc to win him the Democratic nomination, and it is time to recognize that and stop whining and lashing out at Hillary over it.

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Jack Burton  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:16:03am

re: #37 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

BS has shown that there is a sizable bloc of voters in the US who are tired of the 1% economy and want to develop an economy that works for everyone’s benefit.

I can admire him for that.

But it is not a large enough bloc to win him the Democratic nomination, and it is time to recognize that and stop whining and lashing out at Hillary over it.

Even I can say that, and mean it. It doesn’t mean I have the means or a plan to make it happen… and as it so happens, neither does Bernie.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:17:33am

re: #38 Jack Burton

Even I can say that, and mean it. It doesn’t mean I have the means or a plan to make it happen… and as it so happens, neither does Bernie.

yes, and that is why I support HRC. She has a plan.

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Kragar  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:18:08am

I can neither confirm nor deny reports of an amazing night back in the 90s which consisted of seeing the RHPS in Greenwich Village , a three letter hallucinogenic compound, and a rather handsy exotic dancer who confused my lap with her seat for the entire show.

Hypothetically speaking, it was a good night.

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lawhawk  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:23:00am

re: #29 Backwoods_Sleuth

But the right doesn’t want to go anywhere near the pelvic thrusts. /

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Stanley Sea  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:23:02am

re: #34 ObserverArt

Yeesh…what contrasts.

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Video

And who would teach a bunch of young girls to go out and do a chant when they have very little feel for the depth of this decision. I call foul on that. It’s sad.

Orange County wackos.

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Great White Snark  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:23:12am

Office awkwardness
Boss-
“oh those liberals. the violence in Orange County, the LA DNC where we all had to go home early, abandon businesses for the day”

Me-“Remember the riots at Reagans rallies and both Bush candidates?”

Boss-“no”
Me-“me neither, could the candidate be the real difference?”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:24:19am

re: #41 lawhawk

But the right doesn’t want to go anywhere near the pelvic thrusts. /

at least not in public…

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allegro  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:25:00am

re: #43 Great White Snark

Office awkwardness
Boss-
“oh those liberals. the violence in Orange County, the LA DNC where we all had to go home early, abandon businesses for the day”

Me-“Remember the riots at Reagans rallies and both Bush candidates?”

Boss-“no”
Me-“me neither, could the candidate be the real difference/”

Upding for an outstanding response! (Remembering that one to use.)

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ObserverArt  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:25:02am

re: #35 ObserverArt

You know…I know the reference…but I have never watched that flick from beginning to end. And for the longest time Columbus held the record for the longest run in America at one theater.

(Runs and hides…)

Heh…gotta love the ‘net…

From the link at http://www.rockypedia.org/

What theatre has been showing RHPS for the longest time?

In the US…The Graceland Theatre in Columbus, Ohio, which had been showing RHPS regularly since 1976, has closed. The Austin Cast’s run, with two weekly shows since May 12, 1976, was disrupted in 1997.

1976 to 1997…21 freaking years.

But no problem…Studio 35 here in Columbus still runs it the first Saturday of every month. And that, I believe, has been going on since The Graceland shut down in ‘97.

THE STUDIO 35 CINEMA & DRAFTHOUSE

Gotta give them credit!

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CuriousLurker  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:26:16am

WTF, why isn’t the MSM all over this shit with wall-to-wall coverage?

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Kragar  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:26:52am

Now, the first time I saw RHPS was at a gaming convention, where they showed it, a Clockwork Orange and Akira, back to back

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CuriousLurker  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:27:20am

re: #45 allegro

Upding for an outstanding response! (Remembering that one to use.)

Seconded.

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Stanley Sea  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:28:32am

re: #43 Great White Snark

I left a post for you last night when I realized he was in Costa Mesa.

To the point that I’m glad we didn’t know & plan going.

I can’t imagine getting anywhere near that freak & his hate. We’ll see enough to last a lifetime between now & November.

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Great White Snark  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:28:36am

re: #49 CuriousLurker

re: #45 allegro

Thanks, I have to pick those boss moments carefully.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:30:26am
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Kragar  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:31:07am
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Charles Johnson  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:31:57am
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Great White Snark  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:32:12am

re: #50 Stanley Sea

I could not have gone. It’s a bit scary, but I try to use fear to sharpen my method rather than stay away. Watching for LA area. Really upsetting to me is threats and assaults against Trump supporters leaving. I’ll camera witness against anyone using violence. If I’m attacked get a cam aimed my way fast. I’ll need the footage in court.
Edit
From Trump violence to protester violence-Not even the candidate yet but trouble already!

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KGxvi  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:34:02am

re: #54 Charles Johnson

In the mid-aughts, when I was blogging, I actually went to a CAGOP convention. If turnout now is anything like turnout then, I’m fairly confident in saying that there’s probably more people outside than there are inside, even in Orange County.

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CuriousLurker  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:34:07am

re: #34 ObserverArt

I only lasted 40 seconds. I can’t tolerate watching that crap.

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lawhawk  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:34:32am

re: #47 CuriousLurker

Because exposing the ugly underbelly of Trump’s support would irreparably damage the GOP? Because it would reveal just what Trump’s unleashed on American politics?

You’re absolutely right, which is why I’ve been retweeting stuff about Ioffe whenever I see it cross my timeline. And of course, Twitter’s support is no help either.

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CuriousLurker  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:38:40am

re: #58 lawhawk

Gonna go look at your tweets and RT them…

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Charles Johnson  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:41:33am

re: #47 CuriousLurker

WTF, why isn’t the MSM all over this shit with wall-to-wall coverage?

Just getting set to do a post on this awfulness.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:46:15am

re: #56 KGxvi

In the mid-aughts, when I was blogging, I actually went to a CAGOP convention. If turnout now is anything like turnout then, I’m fairly confident in saying that there’s probably more people outside than there are inside, even in Orange County.

It’s actually in San Mateo County, about 4 miles South of where I’m sitting right now. So for the CAGOP, this is like being behind enemy lines. They’re in Jackie Speier’s district, right next to Nancy Pelosi’s.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:48:42am

re: #54 Charles Johnson

Protesters continuing to gather outside CA GOP Convention.

What do give to the man who already has everything?

More ammunition to support his message.

So no rioting or violence, no matter how much the jerks provoke you!!!

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Kragar  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:54:25am
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Belafon  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:56:29am

re: #63 Kragar

Remember, I think it was in 2012, where the guy was trying to goad protestors into storming a building and the rest of them wouldn’t go, and come to find out the guy was a Republican?

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Dave In Austin  Apr 29, 2016 • 11:58:35am

Someone I used to respect….

Facebook Post

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 29, 2016 • 12:00:47pm
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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 29, 2016 • 12:01:01pm

re: #62 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

What do give to the man who already has everything?

More ammunition to support his message.

So no rioting or violence, no matter how much the jerks provoke you!!!

Protesters just broke thru the barriers are russhing hotel.

never mind…

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Charles Johnson  Apr 29, 2016 • 12:04:26pm

re: #65 Dave In Austin

Someone I used to respect….

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Ed Schultz works for Russia Today now. He has to toe the party line.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 29, 2016 • 12:05:09pm

Fixed some issues with private comments in the preview popup dialog today.

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Skip Intro  Apr 29, 2016 • 12:05:17pm

Trumpocalypse in Burlingame, live.

ktvu.com

Look at all those cop cars! Lots of Mexican flags; not smart.

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Dave In Austin  Apr 29, 2016 • 12:07:19pm

re: #68 Charles Johnson

Yeah, that’s what I hear…. Him and Hartmann. Sad.

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ObserverArt  Apr 29, 2016 • 12:09:25pm

re: #65 Dave In Austin

Someone I used to respect….

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Ed’s a wacko. He will turn on a dime just like he did on the Keystone pipeline.

Plus, he has always been a big Bernie supporter.

I seriously question his political smarts. I think he can easily blow in the wind.

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ObserverArt  Apr 29, 2016 • 12:11:10pm

re: #68 Charles Johnson

Ed Schultz works for Russia Today now. He has to toe the party line.

Really? When did that happen? Points off.

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lawhawk  Apr 29, 2016 • 12:11:18pm

re: #66 Backwoods_Sleuth

So, he’s taken the Shaun King approach to writing. Noted.

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Dave In Austin  Apr 29, 2016 • 12:17:09pm

re: #72 ObserverArt

Ed’s a wacko. He will turn on a dime just like he did on the Keystone pipeline.

Plus, he has always been a big Bernie supporter.

I seriously question his political smarts. I think he can easily blow in the wind.

That said, I used to respect Bernie as well. Ed had him on his show it seemed every day when he was on MSNBC. I get his FB fed now and the Berners are just rabid. I’ve just been too lazy to unlike it at this point.

I just don’t have much joy in this game this cycle. I will vote whoever is the D nominee plus all down ballot Dems. I really wished that Sen. Warren would have run. I could have gotten behind that.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 29, 2016 • 12:18:28pm

re: #75 Dave In Austin

I just don’t have much joy in this game this cycle. I will vote whoever is the D nominee plus all down ballot Dems. I really wished that Sen. Warren would have run. I could have gotten behind that.

She had enough sense to stay out of this round…

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Belafon  Apr 29, 2016 • 12:23:37pm

re: #75 Dave In Austin

That said, I used to respect Bernie as well. Ed had him on his show it seemed every day when he was on MSNBC. I get his FB fed now and the Berners are just rabid. I’ve just been too lazy to unlike it at this point.

I just don’t have much joy in this game this cycle. I will vote whoever is the D nominee plus all down ballot Dems. I really wished that Sen. Warren would have run. I could have gotten behind that.

I would have had the same trouble with Warren as I do with Sanders: Not much foreign policy interest. But that’s why she stayed out.

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Big Beautiful Door  Apr 29, 2016 • 12:24:49pm

re: #35 ObserverArt

You know…I know the reference…but I have never watched that flick from beginning to end. And for the longest time Columbus held the record for the longest run in America at one theater.

(Runs and hides…)

You missed a fun party.


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