Video: Violinist Lara St. John Shreds Armenian Folk Tunes

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May 9, 2016 by TOM HUIZENGA • Violinist Lara St. John has attitude in spades. It’s in the sound of her playing and in the arc of her career.

Her first album cover sparked controversy, prompting many classical-music observers to wonder about her motivations until they heard the passionate Bach performances that accompanied it. Willing to take risks, St. John was among the first to start her own record label in the 1990s. It’s allowed her to call the shots on her recorded repertoire, which has been satisfyingly broad, from Piazzolla to polkas to Mozart.

St. John’s recent album Shiksa — recorded with pianist Matt Herskowitz, who joins her for this Tiny Desk concert — collects new arrangements of old tunes from Armenia, Romania and the Jewish diaspora.

The two know how to start off a show. The incendiary “Czardashian Rhapsody” mashes up two Hungarian tunes with some extra hot sauce. St. John’s fiddle is at turns coy and cocky, racy, raw and just plain outrageous. Herskowitz dispatches his considerably hefty role with equal abandon. Her hair flying as if she were a glam-rock guitarist, St. John nails the big rock ‘n’ roll ending.

The two slow it all down for “Sari Siroun Yar,” a bittersweet Armenian troubadour song that opens with pearly, Asian-colored trills from Herskowitz and some sleight-of-hand magic from St. John. Bowing across the fingerboard, she captures the muted, breathy sound of the duduk, Armenia’s ancient double-reed instrument.

The barnstorming grit is back for a final round of pyrotechnics in the “Oltenian Hora.” The piece plays off a catalog of violin tricks, St. John explains, practiced by traditional Romanian gypsy fiddlers. After rapid-fire whistles, bird calls and slithery harmonics, all in a variety of off-kilter rhythms, St. John ratchets up the intensity. Practically brawling with her instrument, she saws away faster and faster, leaving her, and many of us in the room, breathless.

Shiksa is available now:
iTunes: itunes.apple.com
Amazon: amazon.com

Set List:
“Czardashian Rhapsody” (arr. Martin Kennedy)
“Sari Siroun Yar” (arr. Serouj Kradjian)
“Oltenian Hora” (arr. Lara St. John)

Credits:
Producers: Tom Huizenga, Niki Walker; Audio Engineer: Josh Rogosin; Videographers: Niki Walker, Kara Frame, Brandon Chew; Production Assistant: Jackson Sinnenberg; Photo: Kara Frame/NPR.

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277 comments
1
Reality Based Steve  May 10, 2016 • 9:16:46pm

Wow. Pretty freaking fantastic.

I’ll catch you all later on. Have a great evening.

RBS

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Kragar  May 10, 2016 • 9:17:45pm
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retired cynic  May 10, 2016 • 9:23:24pm

Whoo!!

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austin_blue  May 10, 2016 • 9:31:17pm

Anyone who doesn’t recognize the Ashkenazi influence in that music has a deaf ear. Brilliant stuff.

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Jenner7  May 10, 2016 • 9:31:53pm

The athletes participating in the Invictus Games are just incredible.

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Stanley Sea  May 10, 2016 • 9:39:04pm

re: #5 Jenner7

The athletes participating in the Invictus Games are just incredible.

Are you watching on TV?

My brother is going/has gone. Need to check.

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Jenner7  May 10, 2016 • 9:40:37pm

re: #6 Stanley Sea

I was watching volleyball and some weightlifting.

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Jenner7  May 10, 2016 • 9:41:16pm

re: #7 Jenner7

Yeah, it’s on ESPN.

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Targetpractice  May 10, 2016 • 9:46:05pm

West Virginia is a blindingly white state that has gone red in the last four presidential elections and whose exit polls show that the bulk of those who voted for Bernie would back Trump in November.

Bernie Bro conclusion? “He won because of his economic message!”

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Stanley Sea  May 10, 2016 • 9:46:32pm

re: #8 Jenner7

Yeah, it’s on ESPN.

Thanks!

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austin_blue  May 10, 2016 • 9:48:36pm

On the other side of Europe, the Sephardic Jewish influence in the music Spain and Portugal was primary form the 1300’s to the 1600’s, long outlasting the Inquisition that ejected the Jewish population after 1492. She Who Must Be Obeyed and her musical partners play a bunch of these beautiful songs in public to this day.

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Kragar  May 10, 2016 • 9:52:23pm

re: #9 Targetpractice

Bears repeating:

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freetoken  May 10, 2016 • 9:53:44pm

Truth is too much for Je$u$-land:

Atheist group’s anti-Noah’s Ark billboard rejected

[…]

But two billboard companies have rejected the Tri-State Freethinkers’ interpretation of the story of Noah’s Ark as one of “genocide and incest.”

The proposed billboard design shows a Noah’s Ark with people drowning around it and the words “Genocide and Incest Park: Celebrating 2,000 years of myths.”

[…]

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austin_blue  May 10, 2016 • 9:54:29pm

re: #9 Targetpractice

West Virginia is a blindingly white state that has gone red in the last four presidential elections and whose exit polls show that the bulk of those who voted for Bernie would back Trump in November.

Bernie Bro conclusion? “He won because of his economic message!”

It’s all about coal in West By God Virginia. Alternative Energy is economic death for large portions of the State. It’s the Buggy Whip simile. Sad, but it’s the future. All they’ve got left is poverty and opiodes.

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austin_blue  May 10, 2016 • 10:13:45pm

Even though the State has tremendous wind energy potential which would create tens of thousands of jobs:

the short-sightedness of this State is that it is not seriously looking at alternative energy which is just the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. Just go ahead and abandon your citizens to the realities of the modern world.

Fuckwits.

And goodnight, all. I’ve been in Europe the last couple of months. Trump? Really? Popcorn all around.

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Pawn of the Oppressor  May 10, 2016 • 10:38:20pm

Well. It is possible to “shred” on a violin. Who knew?

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William Lewis  May 10, 2016 • 10:59:59pm

re: #16 Pawn of the Oppressor

Well. It is possible to “shred” on a violin. Who knew?

Well, listen to some bluegrass and you can hear some shredders. Mandolin,, fiddle, and perhaps most skillful and frightening, hammered dulcimer.

Or give a listen to Steve n Seagull on YouTube. I’m terribly fond of their bluegrass versions of metal standards.

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goddamnedfrank  May 10, 2016 • 11:21:59pm

I truly believe this. Sanders wouldn’t have turned his back on the Obama Coalition and continuing Obama’s legacy if this wasn’t the case.

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freetoken  May 10, 2016 • 11:24:20pm

Since we here are a rather creative lot, and also, well, blunt, I’m wondering if anyone has made use of Freeplay Music, and what they think of it?

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Kragar  May 10, 2016 • 11:39:51pm
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teleskiguy  May 10, 2016 • 11:52:00pm
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goddamnedfrank  May 11, 2016 • 12:02:16am
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Blind Frog Belly White  May 11, 2016 • 12:21:57am

You know, it’s really sad watching the Bernie fans failing to grasp that this 15% win in West Virginia actually puts Bernie FARTHER AWAY from winning a majority of pledged delegates.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  May 11, 2016 • 12:23:00am

re: #23 Blind Frog Belly White

You know, it’s really sad watching the Bernie fans failing to grasp that this 15% win in West Virginia actually puts Bernie FARTHER AWAY from winning a majority of pledged delegates.

I admire their “It ain’t over’til it’s over” spirit. As long as they would refrain from attacking HRC in the process.

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  May 11, 2016 • 12:33:09am

Rage Furby is now taking credit for the imminent demise of a right wing think tank associated with Allen West.

Woah, hoser!

His first two grafs take credit. The rest of the post belies the claim. I think he’s taking lessons in writing from Dim Jim.

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 11, 2016 • 12:37:42am

re: #24 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

I admire their “It ain’t over’til it’s over” spirit. As long as they would refrain from attacking HRC in the process.

Nah gah happen. The late victories convince them there’s still a chance, and they can’t - or won’t - understand that Clinton actually got closer to closing the deal tonight, and that the task for Bernie got even less possible. “But…But… he KICKED HER ASS!!!” Yeah, but Dems award delegates proportionally, so he’ll only net about 5.

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teleskiguy  May 11, 2016 • 12:37:46am

re: #23 Blind Frog Belly White

I’ve responded to a half dozen Bernie hanger-ons in my Facebook tonight in re: West Virginia. I’m pleased to say I haven’t been un-friended and they haven’t said a word to me.

Out of that group, maybe one of them has come out as a Hillary supporter.

Hell, I haven’t *outright* come out as a Hillary supporter with the YouFaceSpaceTwit stuff. But, I have told a handful of folks *face-to-face* that I will support Hillary in the general.

One guy told me I was brainwashed. This was last weekend in Vegas. I laughed in his face. We talked some more, he thought Ted Cruz was going to shrink government, I said Ted Cruz was a religious fanatic. He didn’t believe me. He also said that health care was a privilege not a right (at about four in the morning).

Nice enough guy, saw him at the #umphreys shows.

A couple who was hosting this fucking prick came up to me and thanked me for exposing this dude for what he was, a heartless scumbag. “It’s good to hear it straight from their mouths,” I said.

Landon, was the dude’s name. I even brought up vaccines and he said “it’s not the government’s job to tell you to vaccinate your children.”

Don’t ask how I ended up talking to a hard core libertarian after an #umphreys show in Vegas. That’s just how shit goes down.

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 11, 2016 • 12:39:56am

I think West ‘By God’ Virginia is more West ‘What The Fuck?’ Virginia.

>1/3 of those voting in the DEMOCRATIC Primary would vote for Trump over either Democrat in November.

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 11, 2016 • 12:43:51am

re: #27 teleskiguy

I’ve responded to a half dozen Bernie hanger-ons in my Facebook tonight in re: West Virginia. I’m pleased to say I haven’t been un-friended and they haven’t said a word to me.

Out of that group, maybe one of them has come out as a Hillary supporter.

Hell, I haven’t *outright* come out as a Hillary supporter with the YouFaceSpaceTwit stuff. But, I have told a handful of folks *face-to-face* that I will support Hillary in the general.

One guy told me I was brainwashed. This was last weekend in Vegas. I laughed in his face. We talked some more, he thought Ted Cruz was going to shrink government, I said Ted Cruz was a religious fanatic. He didn’t believe me. He also said that health care was a privilege not a right (at about four in the morning).

Nice enough guy, saw him at the #umphreys shows.

A couple who was hosting this fucking prick came up to me and thanked me for exposing this dude for what he was, a heartless scumbag. “It’s good to hear it straight from their mouths,” I said.

Landon, was the dude’s name. I even brought up vaccines and he said “it’s not the government’s job to tell you to vaccinate your children.”

Don’t ask how I ended up talking to a hard core libertarian after an #umphreys show in Vegas. That’s just how shit goes down.

Tell him it’s each parent’s right to prevent the exposure of their children to unvaccinated children. He’ll probably agree with that.

Tell him concerned parents might form an organization, and set up their own schools which would exclude unvaccinated children, for the safety of their own. He’ll probably agree with that.

Then tell him we already did that, and we call it ‘Government’.

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teleskiguy  May 11, 2016 • 12:48:12am

re: #29 Blind Frog Belly White

Believe me, I (and his friends present) told him all of that. We even tried to explain “herd immunity” to him and we were screaming at a

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Kragar  May 11, 2016 • 12:48:16am

Found tonight in my FB feed:

Hmm, why would a picture taken in CA have a building with “Por Cuba” on it?

Oh, right, because its from parade held in fricking Cuba.

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  May 11, 2016 • 12:55:38am

re: #31 Kragar

Bernie fans are trying very hard to put an optimistic spin on reality. Meanwhile, there’s a Twitter campaign afoot to hashtag Bernie into dropping out.

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teleskiguy  May 11, 2016 • 1:07:45am
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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  May 11, 2016 • 1:07:48am

Armchair archaeologist, 15, discovers hitherto unknown Mayan city.

bbc.com

William Gadbury of Quebec deduced that Mayan cities’ locations corresponded to the positions of stars in Mayan constellations. He found one discrepancy: a star, but no city. But using detailed satellite imagery, we now know there is Mayan pyramid and several other structures half-hidden under vegetation near the Mexico-Belize border.

I’m impressed.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  May 11, 2016 • 1:09:31am

re: #31 Kragar

Found tonight in my FB feed:

Embedded Image

Hmm, why would a picture taken in CA have a building with “Por Cuba” on it?

Oh, right, because its from parade held in fricking Cuba.

[Embedded content]

This is why it is so important that FB provide BALANCED NEWS FEEDS, because IT IS THE SOLE SOURCE OF ALL MY INFORMATION!!!

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Targetpractice  May 11, 2016 • 1:19:20am

re: #28 Blind Frog Belly White

I think West ‘By God’ Virginia is more West ‘What The Fuck?’ Virginia.

>1/3 of those voting in the DEMOCRATIC Primary would vote for Trump over either Democrat in November.

It’s called “ratfking,” as in the GOP race is over, so Republicans used the open primary to stuff the ballot box for Bernie.

Meanwhile, the unremarked race tonight that happened in Nebraska served as an excellent reminder of why caucuses are such a joke. More people showed up to vote in the primary that didn’t count than showed up for the caucus that did. The result? Hillary blew Bernie’s ass out of the water.

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Ming5000  May 11, 2016 • 1:56:41am

Gee, I guess Trump is the no-shit choice of the GOP. How did that “Cruz might re-enter the race if he does well in Nebraska” thing ever happen?

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goddamnedfrank  May 11, 2016 • 3:15:10am
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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  May 11, 2016 • 3:25:08am

re: #37 Ming5000

Gee, I guess Trump is the no-shit choice of the GOP. How did that “Cruz might re-enter the race if he does well in Nebraska” thing ever happen?

Embedded Image

Here’s Politico’s delegate tracker bar chart.

It’ll be Clinton vs Trump, no question
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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  May 11, 2016 • 4:01:57am

Forbes, of all the possible publications, nails this comparison of the latest Marvel and DC superhero movies. Spoiler alert: Marvel does it better.

forbes.com

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Kent Dorfman  May 11, 2016 • 4:07:49am

I hate bad photoshops

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Decatur Deb  May 11, 2016 • 4:22:06am

The Bundy hits keep coming. Don’t forget Ma Deuce on Mother’s Day:

rawstory.com

splcenter.org

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Dave In Austin  May 11, 2016 • 4:39:03am
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Kent Dorfman  May 11, 2016 • 4:43:52am

I started reading this article about the X-37b un-crewed space plane and I thought that rocket looked rather small. Well I confused the Atlas V rocket with the Saturn V rocket. I have a regret that I am too young to have witnessed this:

Apollo 11 Saturn V Launch Camera E-8

and this

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Patricia Kayden  May 11, 2016 • 4:50:20am

re: #13 freetoken

Truth is too much for Je$u$-land:

Atheist group’s anti-Noah’s Ark billboard rejected

I understand the genocide but don’t get the incest reference.

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  May 11, 2016 • 4:51:58am

re: #45 Patricia Kayden

I understand the genocide but don’t get the incest reference.

Who married Noah’s grandchildren?

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Bubblehead II  May 11, 2016 • 5:06:23am

re: #46 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

Who married Noah’s grandchildren?

Shhhhh! You aren’t supposed to ask about that.

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Barefoot Grin  May 11, 2016 • 5:17:06am

Kentucky gives us Creationism and Larry Flynt, dry counties and bourbon whiskey. I love it.

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GlutenFreeJesus  May 11, 2016 • 5:22:06am

So, Steam, via Amazon, has Shadow Warrior Reborn on sale for $4. Whooooo want’a some Wang?!

amazon.com

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Ming5000  May 11, 2016 • 5:40:00am

re: #49 GlutenFreeJesus

Seems to get good reviews on Amazon. $4? Almost free!

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Bubblehead II  May 11, 2016 • 5:43:39am

Just an fyi.

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Dr. Matt  May 11, 2016 • 5:55:35am
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Decatur Deb  May 11, 2016 • 5:58:11am

re: #48 Barefoot Grin

Kentucky gives us Creationism and Larry Flynt, dry counties and bourbon whiskey. I love it.

Fast women and beautiful horses.

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Ming5000  May 11, 2016 • 6:00:11am

re: #52 Dr. Matt

Ben Howe is right on this point

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jeffreyw  May 11, 2016 • 6:04:37am

Imgur
Good morning!

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lawhawk  May 11, 2016 • 6:06:24am

re: #12 Kragar

Oh, he wont drop out. West Virginia was a huge win. Brilliantly played. Hillary has no chance in the general election. He’s on a roll.

The reality? Bernie picked up a net of 5 delegates on Hillary in a state that has opposed Obama twice and now opposes Hillary by roughly the same margins. This is a state that doesn’t favor Democrats in recent elections because far too many think that the GOP has the answer to resuscitate the greatly diminished coal industry. Think war on coal BS.

Bernie’s down 280+ delegates and no chance to catch up, let alone win on delegates alone (excluding Supers). With the Supers, Hillary’s almost got this cinched before CA or NJ even vote. And yes, the supers do count. If you can’t get them to support you, you have a seriously uphill climb. Hillary has their support, along with more pledged delegates, and several million more popular votes than Bernie.

By no measure is Bernie ahead - even winning states is a consolation prize when the nomination has been about first to 2,383 since after 1968. That’s the only number that counts.

The Bernie bots just don’t care - and more than a few of them in WV seem to have taken the position that they’d rather vote for Trump than any of the Democrats - an odd assertion if you want to claim that Bernie fits their views. Because in no way does Trump cross over in that fashion unless you’re pandering to old white guys.

Oh, but what about all the young people who Bernie’s turned out? You mean the folks under age 29 who historically don’t vote, and as a group turn out less than other age cohorts. Take a look at how he did in VT in his 2012 Senate run. It’s even worse when you look at the 18-24 group, of which 5% voted for Bernie in 2012 Senate election; 7% in the 25-29, and far higher in every other age group (next lowest was 14%).

Obama did far better with that group than any recent president, but even there, the turnout for that group was ~11 points lower. This is the most unreliable group to count on for voter turnout. It hasn’t been above 50% turnout since the 1960s.

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GlutenFreeJesus  May 11, 2016 • 6:08:30am

re: #56 lawhawk

They are the least likely to vote, but the most likely to bitch when things get tough for them.

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GlutenFreeJesus  May 11, 2016 • 6:09:31am

re: #50 Ming5000

It’s a remake of the old game from the 90s that was awesome. While this version may not have commentary that was as funny as the original, the gameplay is supposed to be much better. I’m still downloading. :)

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Sir John Barron  May 11, 2016 • 6:24:19am

re: #37 Ming5000

Gee, I guess Trump is the no-shit choice of the GOP. How did that “Cruz might re-enter the race if he does well in Nebraska” thing ever happen?

[Embedded content]

“If Kasich would just get out of the race and Cruz got Trump one-on-one….”

/

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Decatur Deb  May 11, 2016 • 6:24:29am

If I run into Ambrosia, I’ll buy him a coffee.

Alabama drag queen is suspended chief justice’s nightmare

chron.com

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Sir John Barron  May 11, 2016 • 6:29:32am

re: #25 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

Rage Furby is now taking credit for the imminent demise of a right wing think tank associated with Allen West.

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His first two grafs take credit. The rest of the post belies the claim. I think he’s taking lessons in writing from Dim Jim.

The National Center for Great Policy or whatever it is in Texas?

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  May 11, 2016 • 6:31:27am

re: #61 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

The National Center for Great Policy or whatever it is in Texas?

Yeah. Judging from reports about it, Rage Furby’s reports about Allen West were but a blip on the think tank’s radar.

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Sir John Barron  May 11, 2016 • 6:32:45am

re: #62 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

Yeah. Judging from reports about it, Rage Furby’s reports about Allen West were but a blip on the think tank’s radar.

I would almost hate for West to lose his wingnut-welfare appointment—without a paying job he might go off and do something dangerous to the country, like run for congress again.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 11, 2016 • 6:34:24am

Donald Trump’s token Miss Girl Architect is trolling people on Twitter==>

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lawhawk  May 11, 2016 • 6:35:49am
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The Vicious Babushka  May 11, 2016 • 6:36:08am

I just looked at her profile, she supports Hillary.

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Sir John Barron  May 11, 2016 • 6:42:34am

re: #9 Targetpractice

West Virginia is a blindingly white state that has gone red in the last four presidential elections and whose exit polls show that the bulk of those who voted for Bernie would back Trump in November.

Bernie Bro conclusion? “He won because of his economic message!”

Yeah, lots of Socialists in WV. True dat.

//

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lizardofid  May 11, 2016 • 6:43:14am

re: #51 Bubblehead II

Very cool, thanks!

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lawhawk  May 11, 2016 • 6:49:36am
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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  May 11, 2016 • 6:51:19am

re: #69 lawhawk

Rage Furby will be so disappointed.

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Kent Dorfman  May 11, 2016 • 6:54:27am

re: #49 GlutenFreeJesus

You just made my day. I didn’t know you could buy Steam games on Amazon. There goes my week…

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Sir John Barron  May 11, 2016 • 6:56:22am

re: #69 lawhawk

[Rage Furby]West Point has sold out. Can somebody get me the names of the black cadets? I’m gonna go get a samich. Also can someone get me a samich?[/Rage Furby]

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Kent Dorfman  May 11, 2016 • 6:58:13am

and if anyone would like to friend me on steam my name is Shropshire_Slasher
I don’t bite, at least not on the first date.

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Sir John Barron  May 11, 2016 • 7:02:22am

Meanwhile, it’s the 15th straight day of rain here in the Washington, D.C. area. Very chilly. May 2016 needs to get its act together.

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Lidane  May 11, 2016 • 7:03:19am

Dana Loesch, keeping it classy:

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  May 11, 2016 • 7:03:54am

re: #72 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

[Rage Furby]West Point has sold out. Can somebody get me the names of the black cadets? I’m gonna go get a samich. Also can someone get me a samich?[/Rage Furby]

That’s about it. Along with some strong drink.

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Sir John Barron  May 11, 2016 • 7:08:08am

re: #75 Lidane

Dana Loesch Attacks ‘Flat-chested’ Trump Supporter Who Had Double Mastectomy t.co pic.twitter.com
— Mediaite

But Dana Gunz is such a nice girl….

/

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  May 11, 2016 • 7:15:55am

re: #77 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

But Dana Gunz is such a nice girl….

/

I have a feeling Dana was one of the mean girls in high school, and never outgrew that phase of development.

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Dave In Austin  May 11, 2016 • 7:16:43am

Facebook Post

Please pass this on.

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lawhawk  May 11, 2016 • 7:21:42am

Heh.

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sagehen  May 11, 2016 • 7:24:58am

re: #5 Jenner7

The athletes participating in the Invictus Games are just incredible.

Are the Americans winning?

(I love Prince Harry, but not as much as I love Michelle Obama. U-S-A!!)

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Teukka  May 11, 2016 • 7:28:05am

Came across this on my news feeds. A warning sign :3
Image: not-only-will-this-kill-you.jpg

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ObserverArt  May 11, 2016 • 7:33:49am

re: #64 The Vicious Babushka

Donald Trump’s token Miss Girl Architect is trolling people on Twitter==>

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Last evening Chris Matthews had Republican female strategist Scottie Nell Hughes on and Media specialist Tina Brown and they were talking about Trump and his relationships with women. They were talking about the women who do work for Trump and how he seems to get along. They went on about how Trump really isn’t the big bully type he is seen as out on the road doing his rallies.

Okay, so if we accept that then we have to say he is acting like a misogynist buffoon to attract a certain group of voters.

Is going after cavemen a good political move??? Everyone says he knows his marks, err, customers.

And if you are faking being a bullying blockhead and then try to pivot to acting normal haven’t you already set in stone the hatred you have created for yourself.

I counted it as just more TV bullshit. I think some of the people saying Trump is all that are paid one way or another to be favorable to the big orange mouth that roars.

I’m not buying it. I think we do see the real Trump and he can act nice and all that to gain advantage with people, but overall he is an ass. I don’t buy he is this nice guy out of the public eye. He’s been too much a dick for too long and his overall record of behavior is hard to overcome.

Here is the video…

Iframe

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Dr. Matt  May 11, 2016 • 7:36:28am

re: #75 Lidane

Dana Loesch, keeping it classy:

What a fucking asshole.

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Jenner7  May 11, 2016 • 7:38:52am
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withak  May 11, 2016 • 7:38:56am

I’ve seen California’s primary listed as “semi-closed.” My Google-fu is weak this morning (as is, apparently, my coffee) and I can’t figure out exactly what that means. Halp?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2016 • 7:39:07am

heh

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allegro  May 11, 2016 • 7:41:21am

re: #83 ObserverArt

Truly kind, caring people couldn’t behave like Trump if they tried. Their minds just don’t even go there. How many times have we seen people here kinda wish they could to get in on what appears to be easy picking grifter marks, ie RWNJs and fundies? That’s what convinces me that it isn’t an act. Trump is for real and so are those who hang on his word salad.

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thedopefishlives  May 11, 2016 • 7:41:40am

re: #86 withak

I’ve seen California’s primary listed as “semi-closed.” My Google-fu is weak this morning (as is, apparently, my coffee) and I can’t figure out exactly what that means. Halp?

That term encompasses a wide variety of flavors of primary between fully open (any voter can vote for any party) and fully closed (enforced pre-registration). In California’s case, if you decide not to register for any political party, you can vote for any party that allows independent voters.

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bratwurst  May 11, 2016 • 7:43:17am

This REALLY happened:

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lawhawk  May 11, 2016 • 7:44:15am

Trump fan:

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Dr. Matt  May 11, 2016 • 7:46:18am
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withak  May 11, 2016 • 7:48:14am

re: #89 thedopefishlives

That term encompasses a wide variety of flavors of primary between fully open (any voter can vote for any party) and fully closed (enforced pre-registration). In California’s case, if you decide not to register for any political party, you can vote for any party that allows independent voters.

Thanks. I assume this does not include the Democrats and Republicans, then?

I heard a Bernie talking head on NPR this morning talking about “doing well in CA and NJ” and I know NJ is closed; if they are counting on ratfucking in CA to seal the deal, well…

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stpaulbear  May 11, 2016 • 7:48:39am

re: #90 bratwurst

This REALLY happened:

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I don’t watch Fox but it seems like they don’t universally like Trump. Were they trolling him when they asked that question or was it asked seriously? Wow. It sure gave Trump a chance to say something ridiculously stupid.

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lawhawk  May 11, 2016 • 7:49:29am

re: #86 withak

Voting for President depends on the party you are registered with.
If you are registered with a political party:
You can vote for a candidate running for President in that party.

If you registered with no party preference, you can vote in the Presidential primary for the following parties:
•Democratic
•American Independent
•Libertarian
You can select the party ballot at your polling place. If you vote-by-mail, you were sent a postcard to select a party ballot.

If you registered with no party preference and want to vote in the Presidential primary for one of the following political parties:
•Republican
•Green
•Peace & Freedom
You must re-register to vote with that party by May 23, 2016.

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thedopefishlives  May 11, 2016 • 7:50:28am

re: #93 withak

Thanks. I assume this does not include the Democrats and Republicans, then?

I heard a Bernie talking head on NPR this morning talking about “doing well in CA and NJ” and I know NJ is closed; if they are counting on ratfucking in CA to seal the deal, well…

So it works like this: The standard closed-primary rules do apply. If you’re registered as a Republican, you can only vote R. If you’re registered as Democrat, you can only vote D. If you decline to register as either, the parties themselves have the option to allow you to cast votes for them. It appears that the Republican party is not allowing non-registered voters, but the Democratic party is, per Lawhawk’s post above; color me surprised.

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iossarian  May 11, 2016 • 7:55:18am

re: #14 austin_blue

It’s all about coal in West By God Virginia. Alternative Energy is economic death for large portions of the State. It’s the Buggy Whip simile. Sad, but it’s the future. All they’ve got left is poverty and opiodes.

This may be true in some sense but left-wing parties and people need to find a way around it. You couldn’t just write off the inner-city black population as only having poverty and crack ahead of them, and we shouldn’t do it for rural low-income whites either.

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lawhawk  May 11, 2016 • 7:55:50am

GOP is now resorting to attacking the last two Republican presidents because they are withholding support to the presumptive GOP nominee because he’s a bugnuts insane raving nutjob.

Darrell Issa, take it away:

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iossarian  May 11, 2016 • 7:58:56am

re: #98 lawhawk

Good article linked from DKOS this morning pointing out that the thing that the left always knew (Bush II was a total fucking disaster) is now becoming a thing that the right has “always known” too, without the merest of hat-tips to the left.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2016 • 7:59:24am

Free Kindle book today: KLAN: Killing America by Ken Rossignol.

amazon.com

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iossarian  May 11, 2016 • 8:00:32am

re: #99 iossarian

Good article linked from DKOS this morning pointing out that the thing that the left always knew (Bush II was a total fucking disaster) is now becoming a thing that the right has “always known” too, without the merest of hat-tips to the left.

TFA:

driftglass.blogspot.com

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lawhawk  May 11, 2016 • 8:02:05am

re: #97 iossarian

This may be true in some sense but left-wing parties and people need to find a way around it. You couldn’t just write off the inner-city black population as only having poverty and crack ahead of them, and we shouldn’t do it for rural low-income whites either.

I posted about this last week. The energy markets have decided that coal is going the way of whale oil. There is no going back to coal, and the jobs created by the coal industry aren’t going to ever return. That’s the market forces at work. This has little to do with the environmental costs (though they play some role). The reality is that natural gas is the reason coal is on the decline. Natural gas is in oversupply due to fracking, and the power producers know natural gas is easier to deal with - transport is via pipeline, and the gas turbines are easier to spin up or shut down to match power demand. You can locate gas powered electric generating facilities in smaller locations closer to where the demand is. Coal powered facilities need more land, mostly to store the coal on site, and need more environmental emissions control, adding to those costs.

What does this mean for those communities that have coal and little else? I suggested following the steel industry model in Pittsburgh, where they transitioned to medicine and tech, but the coal towns aren’t dense enough w/the demographics to make that work easily. You could turn those towns into satellites for Pittsburgh tech/med, but that’d require new education/tech opportunities (which could take advantage of the lower costs of living and help lessen the sting of the lost jobs).

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withak  May 11, 2016 • 8:04:01am

re: #95 lawhawk

Ugh, okay, that’s disappointing.

I do not understand open primaries. At all.

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thedopefishlives  May 11, 2016 • 8:06:27am

re: #98 lawhawk

GOP is now resorting to attacking the last two Republican presidents because they are withholding support to the presumptive GOP nominee because he’s a bugnuts insane raving nutjob.

Darrell Issa, take it away:

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Heh, they’re eating their own. What they don’t realize is that George W. Bush still has an enormous amount of respect and support among the religious right. If they start trying to impugn his image because of a lack of support for Drumpf, it is not going to end well at all.

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Stanley Sea  May 11, 2016 • 8:09:12am

re: #83 ObserverArt

Last evening Chris Matthews had Republican female strategist Scottie Nell Hughes on and Media specialist Tina Brown and they were talking about Trump and his relationships with women. They were talking about the women who do work for Trump and how he seems to get along. They went on about how Trump really isn’t the big bully type he is seen as out on the road doing his rallies.

Okay, so if we accept that then we have to say he is acting like a misogynist buffoon to attract a certain group of voters.

Is going after cavemen a good political move??? Everyone says he knows his marks, err, customers.

And if you are faking being a bullying blockhead and then try to pivot to acting normal haven’t you already set in stone the hatred you have created for yourself.

I counted it as just more TV bullshit. I think some of the people saying Trump is all that are paid one way or another to be favorable to the big orange mouth that roars.

I’m not buying it. I think we do see the real Trump and he can act nice and all that to gain advantage with people, but overall he is an ass. I don’t buy he is this nice guy out of the public eye. He’s been too much a dick for too long and his overall record of behavior is hard to overcome.

Here is the video…

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I figure for every woman working for/benefiting from Trump, there are 300 who’ve been treated like trash.

Yeah, he’s not fooling anyone who has half a brain.

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Stanley Sea  May 11, 2016 • 8:10:34am

re: #85 Jenner7

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Appropriate. Broken tail light, shot in the back five times, wasn’t he at least 15 feet away?Cop lied his ass off.

(morning!)

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iossarian  May 11, 2016 • 8:10:42am

re: #102 lawhawk

Yup. You could also look at ex-coal mining communities in other parts of the world: north-east England and Wales spring to mind.

In the short term, infrastructure projects could potentially ease the transition. But anyway, the broader point is that we should be thinking about these populations in much the same way as they think about other groups that have been caught in a poverty/lack of jobs/substance abuse/crime cycle.

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stpaulbear  May 11, 2016 • 8:14:10am

Via Betty Cracker at Balloon Juice

We all knew that the Waltons have become disgustingly rich while costing the nation $6.2 billion each year to support impoverished Walmart employees.

The Tampa Bay Times has a story about another way that Walmart is fleecing their host counties for services:

Law enforcement logged nearly 16,800 calls in one year to Walmarts in Pinellas, Hillsborough, Pasco and Hernando counties, according to a Tampa Bay Times analysis. That’s two calls an hour, every hour, every day.

Local Walmarts, on average, generated four times as many calls as nearby Targets, the Times found. Many individual supercenters attracted more calls than the much larger WestShore Plaza mall.

When it comes to calling the cops, Walmart is such an outlier compared with its competitors that experts criticized the corporate giant for shifting too much of its security burden onto taxpayers. Several local law enforcement officers also emphasized that all the hours spent at Walmart cut into how often they can patrol other neighborhoods and prevent other crimes.

The Tampa Bay Times report starts out with a pretty cool intro.

And fucking fuck Walmart and the fucking Waltons.

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withak  May 11, 2016 • 8:18:42am

re: #108 stpaulbear

Via Betty Cracker at Balloon Juice

We all knew that the Waltons have become disgustingly rich while costing the nation $6.2 billion each year to support impoverished Walmart employees.

The Tampa Bay Times has a story about another way that Walmart is fleecing their host counties for services:

The Tampa Bay Times report starts out with a pretty cool intro.

And fucking fuck Walmart and the fucking Waltons.

Thanks, that intro is indeed awesome.

I refuse to shop at our local Wal-Mart for several reasons, and these practices are certainly the first and foremost.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2016 • 8:21:07am
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stpaulbear  May 11, 2016 • 8:22:50am

re: #109 withak

Thanks, that intro is indeed awesome.

I refuse to shop at our local Wal-Mart for several reasons, and these practices are certainly the first and foremost.

I had to go there to buy a replacement modem for my internet service, and I was actually relieved that they didn’t have it in stock and I could get out of there without spending any money. I definitely felt like I was in enemy territory.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 11, 2016 • 8:24:50am

Dana Does DARVO

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KGxvi  May 11, 2016 • 8:34:43am

re: #103 withak

Ugh, okay, that’s disappointing.

I do not understand open primaries. At all.

There’s a few reasons for open primaries. First, primary electorates tend to be much smaller than general electorates - in 2012 for example approximately 130m people voted in November, the number in the primaries was closer to 40m. But research has shown that a person who votes in a primary is more inclined to vote in a general election - so by having open primaries, the idea is that you get more people to vote in the primary and thus more likely to vote in the general. Second, and related, something like 30% of the California electorate is now registered as Decline to State (and with our jungle primary for everything but president, party registration means even less). The idea, again, is to draw people into your camp during the primary so they’ll hopefully be there during the general. Third, exit polls routinely show that people crossing party lines (a Republican voting in a Democratic primary or vice versa) is rarely more than the margin of error - basically, there’s no actual ratfuckery going on because only about 3-5% of people registered in a party choose the other party’s ballot.

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thedopefishlives  May 11, 2016 • 8:36:56am

re: #111 stpaulbear

I had to go there to buy a replacement modem for my internet service, and I was actually relieved that they didn’t have it in stock and I could get out of there without spending any money. I definitely felt like I was in enemy territory.

There’s only one anywhere in the vicinity of where I live, and it’s in a, umm, well, how to put it, “kinda sketchy” location. We don’t ever go there.

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Belafon  May 11, 2016 • 8:38:22am

re: #107 iossarian

Yup. You could also look at ex-coal mining communities in other parts of the world: north-east England and Wales spring to mind.

In the short term, infrastructure projects could potentially ease the transition. But anyway, the broader point is that we should be thinking about these populations in much the same way as they think about other groups that have been caught in a poverty/lack of jobs/substance abuse/crime cycle.

Know what this sounds like? It sounds like the discussion we were having the other day on the problems of creating a totally socialized medical system without considering the consequences to the current health care workers.

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ObserverArt  May 11, 2016 • 8:39:55am

re: #108 stpaulbear

Via Betty Cracker at Balloon Juice

We all knew that the Waltons have become disgustingly rich while costing the nation $6.2 billion each year to support impoverished Walmart employees.

The Tampa Bay Times has a story about another way that Walmart is fleecing their host counties for services:

The Tampa Bay Times report starts out with a pretty cool intro.

And fucking fuck Walmart and the fucking Waltons.

Speaking of the Waltons…did I hear Hillary took some Walton donations and Bernie jumped on that last night at his rally in Oregon? I thought I heard that playing on the TV box this morning as I was awakening….maybe on Morning Joke first 20 minutes I usually have on since my TV shuts off usually with MSNBC on when I hit the rack.

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withak  May 11, 2016 • 8:41:50am

re: #114 thedopefishlives

There’s only one anywhere in the vicinity of where I live, and it’s in a, umm, well, how to put it, “kinda sketchy” location. We don’t ever go there.

Ours is next to a Target, which unfortunately is not a SuperTarget, but it has limited grocery. I only go there if I’m desperate, and I spend as little time in there as possible.

If Wal-Mart is the only game in town, it’s generally clean, tidy, and has reasonably useful employees. If not, it’s best avoided at all costs.

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withak  May 11, 2016 • 8:42:42am

re: #115 Belafon

Know what this sounds like? It sounds like the discussion we were having the other day on the problems of creating a totally socialized medical system without considering the consequences to the current health care workers.

Nah, not enough strawmen and ad hominem.

/////

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Jenner7  May 11, 2016 • 8:42:47am
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thedopefishlives  May 11, 2016 • 8:44:36am

re: #117 withak

Ours is next to a Target, which unfortunately is not a SuperTarget, but it has limited grocery. I only go there if I’m desperate, and I spend as little time in there as possible.

If Wal-Mart is the only game in town, it’s generally clean, tidy, and has reasonably useful employees. If not, it’s best avoided at all costs.

Target’s world headquarters is uptown. They seem to have a pretty good brand saturation up here, which I respect; I’ve known companies that aren’t well-known or well-respected in their home towns.

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thedopefishlives  May 11, 2016 • 8:45:13am

re: #119 Jenner7

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“Oops, we were just too late. Oh well. Sowwies, we tried.”

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Ace-o-aces  May 11, 2016 • 8:56:25am

re: #90 bratwurst

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KGxvi  May 11, 2016 • 8:58:21am

re: #122 Ace-o-aces

How bad does Budweiser beer have to be that not even the Belgians can fix it?

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sagehen  May 11, 2016 • 9:01:13am

re: #102 lawhawk

What does this mean for those communities that have coal and little else? I suggested following the steel industry model in Pittsburgh, where they transitioned to medicine and tech, but the coal towns aren’t dense enough w/the demographics to make that work easily. You could turn those towns into satellites for Pittsburgh tech/med, but that’d require new education/tech opportunities (which could take advantage of the lower costs of living and help lessen the sting of the lost jobs).

When those extraction licenses were offered in the first place, wasn’t eventual rehab of the land part of the deal?

Put those miners to work grading the land, planting trees, building campgrounds and hiking trails (and some of the mountaintop-removal operations might now be flat-tops suitable for residential development). The miners are physically fit, they know how to work heavy machinery, they’d probably appreciate a job outdoors for the same pay scale.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 11, 2016 • 9:01:46am

Breitbart is now so openly white-supremacist even Baby Whiplash has to acknowledge it.

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lawhawk  May 11, 2016 • 9:05:50am

politico.com

Kudlow and Heritage Foundation’s Steve Moore rejiggered Trump’s budget busting $10 trillion debt avalanche of a tax “plan”. Their revised plan, which has yet to get the Trump seal of approval, would still add $6.7 trillion trillion to the deficit, but would shift the tax burdens just as badly - more people would pay tax, but the rich wouldn’t get nearly as big of a tax break as under his original plan.

In other words, it’s more of the same right wing BS. Tax cuts for the rich and burden shifting on to everyone else. It’s trickle down nonsense masquerading as “equality and fairness” when the reality is that it does no such thing. It simply forces everyone else to pay for the rich getting their huge tax cuts.

Under the revised plan the tax rates would be 15%, 25%, and 28% versus the 10%, 20%, and 25% Trump originally touted in his nonsensical ravings.

In addition, Trump’s original plan required no income tax payments from individuals earning less than $25,000 and married couples earning below $50,000. Those thresholds under the Kudlow-Moore plan would drop to $10,000 and $20,000, according to Cole.

Plus, Cole said, the Kudlow-Moore draft would impose a new cap on itemizable deductions, such as charitable contributions and mortgage interest, at $25,000 for individuals and $50,000 for married couples.

Kudlow had previously outlined the other changes, which include allowing businesses to itemize certain expenses and reducing the top rate in Trump’s original plan on capital gains from 20 percent to 15 percent.

The current IRC tax brackets are 10% up to $9,275 to 39.6% on income over $415,050 for single filers (brackets also include 15, 25, 28, 33, 35 brackets).

The Kudlow plan would flatten the brackets even further.

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Ace-o-aces  May 11, 2016 • 9:06:07am

re: #125 The Vicious Babushka

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iossarian  May 11, 2016 • 9:06:44am

re: #123 KGxvi

How bad does Budweiser beer have to be that not even the Belgians can fix it?

I quite like Budweiser.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 11, 2016 • 9:08:08am

Of course it could be that Baby Whiplash is butthurt that Breitbart canned him.

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iossarian  May 11, 2016 • 9:11:13am

BS is shocked, shocked that there is antisemitism going on in this establishment.

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Ace-o-aces  May 11, 2016 • 9:12:30am

re: #129 The Vicious Babushka

Of course it could be that Baby Whiplash is butthurt that Breitbart canned him.

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He didn’t mind as long as they let him indulge his own hatreds (against Muslims, gays, ect…)

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withak  May 11, 2016 • 9:18:14am

re: #128 iossarian

I quite like Budweiser.

It’s not that Bud is bad; it’s that it’s bland and boring. There are more interesting pale lagers out there, even at around the same price point.

AB has built a beer empire on something quite impressive, actually. The quality control around making that much beer (in a style that does not favor variation, at all) and making it taste the exact same no matter where you purchase it is a wonder unto itself.

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Testy Toad T  May 11, 2016 • 9:21:07am

re: #132 withak

AB has built a beer empire on something quite impressive, actually. The quality control around making that much beer (in a style that does not favor variation, at all) and making it taste the exact same no matter where you purchase it is a wonder unto itself.

Most successful microbreweries have an ex-AB guy running the shop. I don’t happen to enjoy their product, but from an engineering and process control perspective they are the world experts and it is not close.

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Great White Snark  May 11, 2016 • 9:21:29am
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Stanley Sea  May 11, 2016 • 9:26:21am

re: #134 Great White Snark

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And donations from rubes.

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Stanley Sea  May 11, 2016 • 9:27:01am

I have ZERO work on my desk right now. Interesting.

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Dr. Matt  May 11, 2016 • 9:28:42am

re: #136 Stanley Sea

I have ZERO work on my desk right now. Interesting.

You have zero work to do or zero work on your desk. Words matter. :)

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Stanley Sea  May 11, 2016 • 9:32:57am

re: #137 Dr. Matt

You have zero work to do or zero work on your desk. Words matter. :)

To do!

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ObserverArt  May 11, 2016 • 9:34:07am

re: #116 ObserverArt

Speaking of the Waltons…did I hear Hillary took some Walton donations and Bernie jumped on that last night at his rally in Oregon? I thought I heard that playing on the TV box this morning as I was awakening….maybe on Morning Joke first 20 minutes I usually have on since my TV shuts off usually with MSNBC on when I hit the rack.

Found some video at ABC News of his whole rally last night in Salem Oregon. His comments about the Waltons and contributions to Hillary are at the 26 minute mark and last about 2 minutes.

The whole video in 56 minutes of Bernie being Bernie. The first 9 minutes are about his big big victory in West Virginia(er) last night and how he has won primaries and caucuses in 19 states and he is used to fighting uphill battles, but big wins in the next primaries can still be pulled off. The Revolution is still on!

He does mention in the first 11 or so minutes that the Democrats are in unison in defeating Trump. So, that is a bit of acknowledgement the Democrats have to stick together…but he then goes on about how his campaign and his polls are stronger and generate more energy for a large November turnout.

Iframe

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Kent Dorfman  May 11, 2016 • 9:34:47am

A friend of mine said her math teacher gave her this as extra credit:

o danstsho viry ja lil kootseycelph

I don’t know where to begin…

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Dr. Matt  May 11, 2016 • 9:35:26am

The librul media has already given the Orange Doofus a pass on facts and reality, so they might as well make it a hat trick and give him a pass on his tax returns.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 11, 2016 • 9:38:37am

I follow @eclecticbrotha just to watch him destroy concern trolls

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stpaulbear  May 11, 2016 • 9:39:57am

re: #136 Stanley Sea

I have ZERO work on my desk right now. Interesting.

I have zero work to do because a project bid came in $100,000 over budget (I wasn’t the estimator). Our fiscal year ends on June 30, so we may not be able to find the money until July for a project that was supposed to start construction on May 1. The low bidder (the only bidder) is the guy that we wanted from the start because he’s so good. If we wait until July, we’ll have to rebid it and then we’ll probably lose him too. This really sucks. All of my previous projects were put on hold so that I could work on this one. I’m going to finish the fiscal year without a single project having gone into construction.

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ObserverArt  May 11, 2016 • 9:40:45am

re: #133 Testy Toad T

Most successful microbreweries have an ex-AB guy running the shop. I don’t happen to enjoy their product, but from an engineering and process control perspective they are the world experts and it is not close.

Hmmm. That must explain the huge increase in local micro brews here in Columbus. We have a AB/Budweiser brewery here that is huge. Must be some of the ex-employees behind all the local brews. There are so many in the central Ohio area I can’t keep up with how many there are.

Not a bad problem mind you.

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Great White Snark  May 11, 2016 • 9:43:08am

re: #141 Dr. Matt

Thanks for a little inspiration for a Page. Just about every Pres. candidate gives them up for review.
littlegreenfootballs.com

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Teukka  May 11, 2016 • 9:44:18am

re: #134 Great White Snark

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KGxvi  May 11, 2016 • 9:44:36am

re: #132 withak

It’s not that Bud is bad; it’s that it’s bland and boring. There are more interesting pale lagers out there, even at around the same price point.

AB has built a beer empire on something quite impressive, actually. The quality control around making that much beer (in a style that does not favor variation, at all) and making it taste the exact same no matter where you purchase it is a wonder unto itself.

That is actually rather incredible. I think we talked about how the beer market is changing - sales are dropping for the macrobrews, and when they buy a craft brewery, those numbers drop too. I’ve noticed a few local pubs have taken Bud and Coors (Light) off the tap because they don’t sell enough. While I’m not a fan of their products, their consistency is quite impressive.

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Dr. Matt  May 11, 2016 • 9:45:26am

re: #145 Great White Snark

Thanks for a little inspiration for a Page. Just about every Pres. candidate gives them up for review.
littlegreenfootballs.com

You’re welcome. Too bad our liberal media won’t do the job that blogs and websites are doing.

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Belafon  May 11, 2016 • 9:46:31am

re: #133 Testy Toad T

Most successful microbreweries have an ex-AB guy running the shop. I don’t happen to enjoy their product, but from an engineering and process control perspective they are the world experts and it is not close.

I saw an interesting story about the Sam Adams brewing company. The owners try to encourage other breweries. They allow other brewers to see their process, and talk to employees. The will allow brewers to talk to their finance and hr departments when they start getting large enough to have to deal with personnel issues.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 11, 2016 • 9:48:30am

Ted Nugent thought he wasn’t getting enough attention, so he posted this
(It’s in spoiler tags for a reason)

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KGxvi  May 11, 2016 • 9:48:34am

re: #148 Dr. Matt

You’re welcome. Too bad our liberal media won’t do the job that blogs and websites are doing.

the liebral mainsteam mediuh is juss waiting to attack Trump in the general eleckshion to him HillaryShillaryHitlery KILLARY!!1!

No really, that’s probably what they actually believe, because of course they do.

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dangerman  May 11, 2016 • 9:51:12am

i like your candidate. I prefer mine

for the affiliated:

my candidate in the primary
our candidate in the general

for the non-afiliated:
my candidate in the primary - and to vote i may need to ask to be let in the door
a candidate in the general

this seems a particular challenge this year for so many

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lawhawk  May 11, 2016 • 9:52:06am

We’ve already seen Warren swing the TrumpHammer™ on his misogynistic, bigoted, and misguided tweets.

Warren on the ticket would shore up Hillary’s left, but doesn’t expand her regional/demographic appeal. Still, not a bad option. I don’t think she’s take it because she’d be in line to be a power broker in the Senate, where she could wield more power to effectuate policy and the balance of the Senate.

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withak  May 11, 2016 • 9:52:28am

re: #140 Kent Dorfman

A friend of mine said her math teacher gave her this as extra credit:

o danstsho viry ja lil kootseycelph

I don’t know where to begin…

Don’t say it out loud, you’ll summon Cthulhu.

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KGxvi  May 11, 2016 • 9:52:36am

re: #149 Belafon

I saw an interesting story about the Sam Adams brewing company. The owners try to encourage other breweries. They allow other brewers to see their process, and talk to employees. The will allow brewers to talk to their finance and hr departments when they start getting large enough to have to deal with personnel issues.

Wait, you mean business isn’t zero sum and we shouldn’t try to screw over everyone? That’s not what business school has been telling us for three decades or so!

In all seriousness, though, it makes good business sense - more quality products expands the market which should improve sales for everyone.

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lawhawk  May 11, 2016 • 9:55:06am

re: #154 withak

When you’re seeking only the most evil, don’t settle.

Cthulhu/Zod 2016. Everyone else is just a pretender™.

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iossarian  May 11, 2016 • 9:56:42am

re: #140 Kent Dorfman

A friend of mine said her math teacher gave her this as extra credit:

o danstsho viry ja lil kootseycelph

I don’t know where to begin…

What grade/level of math are we talking about? Context is everything!

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Big Beautiful Door  May 11, 2016 • 9:56:53am

re: #156 lawhawk

When you’re seeking only the most evil, don’t settle.

Cthulhu/Zod 2016. Everyone else is just a pretender™.

I think Trump can give Cthulhu a run for his money.

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Teukka  May 11, 2016 • 9:57:07am

re: #156 lawhawk

When you’re seeking only the most evil, don’t settle.

Cthulhu/Zod 2016. Everyone else is just a pretender™.

Hey, wasn’t it supposed to be Cthulhu / Nyarlahotep ‘16?

*ducks*

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KGxvi  May 11, 2016 • 9:57:11am

re: #153 lawhawk

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We’ve already seen Warren swing the TrumpHammer™ on his misogynistic, bigoted, and misguided tweets.

Warren on the ticket would shore up Hillary’s left, but doesn’t expand her regional/demographic appeal. Still, not a bad option. I don’t think she’s take it because she’d be in line to be a power broker in the Senate, where she could wield more power to effectuate policy and the balance of the Senate.

How much does regional/demographic appeal really matter anymore? Obama picking someone from the Northeast didn’t seem to hurt him. Romney picking someone from the upper Midwest didn’t seem to help him. Nor did McCain picking Palin help demographically.

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Big Beautiful Door  May 11, 2016 • 9:58:39am

re: #160 KGxvi

How much does regional/demographic appeal really matter anymore? Obama picking someone from the Northeast didn’t seem to hurt him. Romney picking someone from the upper Midwest didn’t seem to help him. Nor did McCain picking Palin help demographically.

VP’s don’t really help much these days. Ryan certainly didn’t deliver Wisconsin for Romney.

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Kragar  May 11, 2016 • 10:01:12am

re: #159 Teukka

Hey, wasn’t it supposed to be Cthulhu / Nyarlahotep ‘16?

*ducks*

Hastur runs every 4 years, but every time, some moron decides to start cheering his name and well, that ends that.

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Teukka  May 11, 2016 • 10:06:48am

re: #162 Kragar

Ha*CLANG* runs every 4 years, but every time, some moron decides to start cheering his name and well, that ends that.

Man, one would’ve thought people would’ve learned by now not to cheer Ha*CLANG*…

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Kragar  May 11, 2016 • 10:10:27am
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Stanley Sea  May 11, 2016 • 10:11:29am

OK, it’s kit time.

Still feels more comfortable underneath something

Oh hell no, don’t take my photo

During the night though, she’s on fire.

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Ace-o-aces  May 11, 2016 • 10:12:25am

Why? Not? In? Jail?

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Sir John Barron  May 11, 2016 • 10:13:25am

re: #129 The Vicious Babushka

Breitbart was the sole sponsor of a black pledge to his frat at Tulane. This is what has become of his website. t.co
— Ben Shapiro

Have the proceedings to canonize St. Breitbart begun yet?

/

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2016 • 10:14:05am
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stpaulbear  May 11, 2016 • 10:14:07am

re: #164 Kragar

re: #166 Ace-o-aces

FBI visit time.

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Teukka  May 11, 2016 • 10:15:39am

re: #169 stpaulbear

FBI visit time.

Aren’t people running for prez the job of the Secret Service?
But yeah, federal visit tiem.

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Sir John Barron  May 11, 2016 • 10:16:00am

re: #166 Ace-o-aces

Why? Not? In? Jail?

Libtards all PC can’t take a joke so sensitive hate the truf and OH MY GAWD DID YOU SEE THE BLACK CADETS AT WEST POINT RAISING FISTS FOR TERRORIST ORGANIZATION BLACK PANTHERS LIVES MATTER KICK EM OUT!!!!!!1

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allegro  May 11, 2016 • 10:16:32am

I want to see Elizabeth Warren stay right where she is. We need her in the Senate. I also want to see her stay somewhat separate from Hillary/presidency so she can keep an independent voice. The VP role is too good of a role to expose/groom up and coming talent (Julian Castro would be my pick) that we need going forward.

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stpaulbear  May 11, 2016 • 10:17:06am

re: #170 Teukka

Aren’t people running for prez the job of the Secret Service?
But yeah, federal visit tiem.

The more investigators the merrier, I say.

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Alephnaught  May 11, 2016 • 10:17:22am

re: #140 Kent Dorfman

A friend of mine said her math teacher gave her this as extra credit:

o danstsho viry ja lil kootseycelph

I don’t know where to begin…

Is that a phrase done in a ROT encrypt style thing? The first letter is ‘a’ or ‘i’ and from that, you work out how much of a rotate through the alphabet it is. (eg ‘o’ is a rotation of 6 places in the alphabet to the right of ‘i’, or 20 to the left.) You then apply the same rotation in reverse to the other letters to “decrypt” the sentence. Since the first ‘o’ could be one of two letters, and each have two possible directions of rotation, that makes for 4 possible ways to “decrypt”.

At least that’s the first thing I thought when I saw it.

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Kragar  May 11, 2016 • 10:18:01am
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stpaulbear  May 11, 2016 • 10:19:13am

re: #172 allegro

I want to see Elizabeth Warren stay right where she is. We need her in the Senate. I also want to see her stay somewhat separate from Hillary/presidency so she can keep an independent voice. The VP role is too good of a role to expose/groom up and coming talent (Julian Castro would be my pick) that we need going forward.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Warren is so incredibly valuable as a senator. We need her work there.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 11, 2016 • 10:20:38am
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Kryptik  May 11, 2016 • 10:20:54am

re: #168 Backwoods_Sleuth

As someone pointed out too, many times you’re going to see trans people assaulted in said bathrooms than doing the assault. And as cruel as school culture can be, this very likely could result in pepper spray used OFFENSIVELY against trans kids in the process of bullying.

But nope, according to these asshats, trans people are all predators that want to touch your naughty bits in the bathroom and lie about what sex they are to do it.

Fuck all, so much hateful stupid in this country and it seems like it’s winning hand-over-fist.

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Stanley Sea  May 11, 2016 • 10:21:04am

We were discussing this awhile back…

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lawhawk  May 11, 2016 • 10:21:14am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2016 • 10:21:18am

“He’s dead, Jim…”

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Targetpractice  May 11, 2016 • 10:22:35am

re: #181 Backwoods_Sleuth

“He’s dead, Jim…”

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Few things cuter and cuddlier than a kitten pile.

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Bubblehead II  May 11, 2016 • 10:22:58am

re: #172 allegro

I want to see Elizabeth Warren stay right where she is. We need her in the Senate. I also want to see her stay somewhat separate from Hillary/presidency so she can keep an independent voice. The VP role is too good of a role to expose/groom up and coming talent (Julian Castro would be my pick) that we need going forward.

Not going to happen.

Julian Castro on VP role: ‘That’s not going to happen’

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Kryptik  May 11, 2016 • 10:23:41am

re: #180 lawhawk

This only ends up reminding me of the Looney Toons short with Bugs and Yosemite Sam running for a mayorship. Then again, Trump is more Montana Max than Yosemite Sam.

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Ace-o-aces  May 11, 2016 • 10:26:16am
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wrenchwench  May 11, 2016 • 10:26:19am

re: #183 Bubblehead II

Not going to happen.

Julian Castro on VP role: ‘That’s not going to happen’

That was yesterday!

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SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN  May 11, 2016 • 10:27:36am

re: #185 Ace-o-aces

They never say what the charge is for impeaching him. You would think that should be the easy part if it were so obvious.

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Ace-o-aces  May 11, 2016 • 10:28:06am

re: #167 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Have the proceedings to canonize St. Breitbart begun yet?

/

Yes he published racist smears, and he hired and published racists, and he promoted racist ideas, BUT HE WAS NICE TO A BLACK PERSON ONCE!!!!!!

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allegro  May 11, 2016 • 10:29:31am

re: #183 Bubblehead II

Not going to happen.

Julian Castro on VP role: ‘That’s not going to happen’

So I can haz Juaquin Castro?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2016 • 10:30:40am

re: #177 The Vicious Babushka

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Bubblehead II  May 11, 2016 • 10:33:52am
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sagehen  May 11, 2016 • 10:35:29am

So… not due to lack of safety procedures and building codes?

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lawhawk  May 11, 2016 • 10:36:28am

re: #177 The Vicious Babushka

Deliberately set. Not just a criminal act. This was homicide. Those responsible would be subject to the Texas equivalent of felony murder.

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Teukka  May 11, 2016 • 10:36:54am

re: #166 Ace-o-aces

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Why? Not? In? Jail?

He might be. Also, I would probably flag the video wherever it surfaces:

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Le Lapin Tueur  May 11, 2016 • 10:37:55am

re: #177 The Vicious Babushka

Headline made me think it was going to go down the criminal negligence angle. But, nope.

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Targetpractice  May 11, 2016 • 10:38:03am

re: #193 lawhawk

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Deliberately set. Not just a criminal act. This was homicide. Those responsible would be subject to the Texas equivalent of felony murder.

If the universe is justice, the bastard responsible was reduced to meat paste by the blast.

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lawhawk  May 11, 2016 • 10:39:03am

re: #192 sagehen

That Texas had such lax rules didn’t help. The company didn’t have measures in place to stop preventable fires.

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Targetpractice  May 11, 2016 • 10:39:26am

re: #192 sagehen

So… not due to lack of safety procedures and building codes?

Not due to, but certainly enhanced by.

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Sir John Barron  May 11, 2016 • 10:40:37am

re: #177 The Vicious Babushka

Why would someone, anyone, set fire to a fertilizer plant?

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Bubblehead II  May 11, 2016 • 10:41:06am

re: #198 Targetpractice

Not due to, but certainly enhanced by.

That and the excessive amounts of ammonium nitrate they were storing while with holding that info from the DHS.

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Jenner7  May 11, 2016 • 10:41:06am

Utah’s First-in-Nation Fetal Pain Law Perplexes Doctors

Utah’s first-in-the-nation requirement that fetuses receive anesthesia or painkillers before some abortions takes effect Tuesday, but doctors say it’s unnecessary and impossible to comply with.

The law requires pain relief for a fetus before any abortion at 20 weeks of gestation or later, based on the disputed premise that a fetus can feel pain at that stage.

Doctors say such pain relief is futile, and there is no science or medicine laying out how they’re supposed to administer it.

“The pain doesn’t exist, so I can’t make it go away,” said David Turok of the University of Utah’s obstetrics and gynecology department.

They hope the steps they already take to alleviate a woman’s pain during an abortion will be enough to satisfy the law.

The governor signed the measure this year after lawmakers argued the possibility of a fetus in distress made it important to act.

ksl.com

Just shocking that lawmakers don’t know shit about shit.

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Targetpractice  May 11, 2016 • 10:42:53am

re: #201 Jenner7

Utah’s First-in-Nation Fetal Pain Law Perplexes Doctors

ksl.com

Just shocking that lawmakers don’t know shit about shit.

It’s like NC’s transphobia law, the fact that it is virtually impossible to comply with is a feature, not a bug.

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wrenchwench  May 11, 2016 • 10:42:55am

re: #201 Jenner7

Just shocking that lawmakers don’t know shit about shit.

And yet feel they need to interfere in the shit of others.

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Bubblehead II  May 11, 2016 • 10:44:14am

re: #199 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Why would someone, anyone, set fire to a fertilizer plant?

disgruntled employee is one possible reason.

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stpaulbear  May 11, 2016 • 10:44:32am

re: #201 Jenner7

Utah’s First-in-Nation Fetal Pain Law Perplexes Doctors

ksl.com

Just shocking that lawmakers don’t know shit about shit.

Give the woman a bottle of whiskey, like the old days?

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lawhawk  May 11, 2016 • 10:44:44am

re: #201 Jenner7

Doesn’t matter that it’s impossible to comply with the law. It’s about these right wing anti-choice/forced birth extremists doing everything possible to stop abortions and to shift burdens and costs on to the women who need them.

Doesn’t matter that there’s no science justifying this or that there’s no way to actually administer the drugs to the fetus.

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wrenchwench  May 11, 2016 • 10:46:13am

re: #206 lawhawk

Doesn’t matter that there’s no science justifying this or that there’s no way to actually administer the drugs to the fetus.

Nor any nervous system to affect.

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Shiplord Kirel  May 11, 2016 • 10:47:55am

From December 4, 2013:

Ex-EMS From Devastated West (Texas) Faces Sentencing for Collecting Pipe Bomb Materials

My comments at the time, emphasis added:

This is a strange story with a lot of missing pieces. It could well be just coincidence that Reed happened to be collecting bomb materials before the plant blew up, and behaved like a grandstanding goofball afterward. Otoh, I am glad he is behind bars, even if for just a few years. That will keep him on ice long enough for new evidence, if any, to emerge. He will wind up on death row if the authorities can connect him to the explosion itself.

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Sherlock Hound  May 11, 2016 • 10:49:20am

re: #184 Kryptik

This only ends up reminding me of the Looney Toons short with Bugs and Yosemite Sam running for a mayorship. Then again, Trump is more Montana Max than Yosemite Sam.

Sam’s a union man! “Uuuunion suits and Uuunion steaks!”

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SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN  May 11, 2016 • 10:49:20am

re: #207 wrenchwench

Actually the nervous system is well on its way by the end of the first trimester.

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Jenner7  May 11, 2016 • 10:49:49am

I can’t wait til second week of June and we don’t have to listen to this crap anymore.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2016 • 10:51:42am
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jaunte  May 11, 2016 • 10:52:07am

re: #211 Jenner7

Have you noticed the way Andrea Mitchell can barely keep the sneer off her face when the topic is Hillary Clinton? She’s losing her self-control.

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Charles Johnson  May 11, 2016 • 10:52:50am
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jaunte  May 11, 2016 • 10:53:45am

True Believers on the march.

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Targetpractice  May 11, 2016 • 10:55:18am

re: #211 Jenner7

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I can’t wait til second week of June and we don’t have to listen to this crap anymore.

Then please don’t moan to us about yours, Bernie.

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allegro  May 11, 2016 • 10:56:03am

re: #205 stpaulbear

Give the woman a bottle of whiskey, like the old days?

Oh hell no. That murdering slut should feel ALL of the pain, every second, and then go to jail before being hung in the public square.

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Great White Snark  May 11, 2016 • 10:56:32am

re: #211 Jenner7

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I can’t wait til second week of June and we don’t have to listen to this crap anymore.

It gets far worse before it gets better I’m afraid. Trump V Clinton is gonna be a crapstorm

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Le Lapin Tueur  May 11, 2016 • 10:57:50am

re: #179 Stanley Sea

There is so much wrong with that and so much wrong with everything in that twit feed. Gah.

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wrenchwench  May 11, 2016 • 11:02:13am

re: #210 SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN

Actually the nervous system is well on its way by the end of the first trimester.

‘Well on its way’ and ‘subject to medical intervention to relieve pain’ are apparently two different things.

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lawhawk  May 11, 2016 • 11:04:08am
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Kragar  May 11, 2016 • 11:04:09am
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Stanley Sea  May 11, 2016 • 11:07:47am

re: #219 Le Lapin Tueur

There is so much wrong with that and so much wrong with everything in that twit feed. Gah.

I’ve had a variation of that sandwich before, sans green food coloring. It was really yum.

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Bubblehead II  May 11, 2016 • 11:08:28am

re: #221 lawhawk

yep.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2016 • 11:08:39am

my surprise…

Store security asked Joseph Martone Jr. to leave SuperTarget Tuesday, while he was outside the entrance protesting the company’s policy that lets people use store bathrooms of the gender with which they identify.

But minutes later, he was able to walk inside the store on North Powers Boulevard and North Carefree Circle as a customer and enter the women’s restroom unchecked.

Wearing a blond wig, a skirt and his salt-and-pepper beard and using his customary walker, the Colorado Springs resident said he was sad to have proved his point.

“It’s not right,” Martone said. “They’re making it easy for someone to spy on a woman or child using the restroom.”

Martone (self-described “Warrior for Christ”) is a regular protester at the Colorado Springs PP facility where Robert Dear killed three people.

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Lidane  May 11, 2016 • 11:09:48am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2016 • 11:12:33am
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Lidane  May 11, 2016 • 11:13:28am

re: #227 Backwoods_Sleuth

War criminal says what?

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Belafon  May 11, 2016 • 11:13:42am

re: #225 Backwoods_Sleuth

my surprise…

Martone (self-described “Warrior for Christ”) is a regular protester at the Colorado Springs PP facility where Robert Dear killed three people.

The cops should show up and arrest him for entering the woman’s bathroom with the intent to disrupt.

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SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN  May 11, 2016 • 11:14:14am

re: #227 Backwoods_Sleuth

Well, fuckface they weren’t male cadets and they weren’t posing with a confederate flag.

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jaunte  May 11, 2016 • 11:15:13am

re: #225 Backwoods_Sleuth

he was able to walk inside the store on North Powers Boulevard and North Carefree Circle as a customer and enter the women’s restroom unchecked.

I’m old enough to remember when men could control themselves.

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wrenchwench  May 11, 2016 • 11:15:47am

re: #225 Backwoods_Sleuth

my surprise…

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Martone (self-described “Warrior for Christ”) is a regular protester at the Colorado Springs PP facility where Robert Dear killed three people.

That woman-hater could give Christ a bad name.

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Shiplord Kirel  May 11, 2016 • 11:16:46am

re: #225 Backwoods_Sleuth

It occurred to me that these rightwing bathroom stunts could lead to serious wingnut-on-wingnut violence if an armed gun-babe (which abound in Colorado Springs) mistakes the ringer perv for the genuine article.

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jaunte  May 11, 2016 • 11:18:06am

Enough of these bathroom stunts and retailers are going to lock the doors and make you ask for a key.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2016 • 11:18:40am

re: #233 Shiplord Kirel

It occurred to me that these rightwing bathroom stunts could lead to serious wingnut-on-wingnut violence if an armed gun-babe (which abound in Colorado Springs) mistakes the ringer perv for the genuine article.

He should try that in a restroom where he finds Dana Loesch waiting for just that opportunity…

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wrenchwench  May 11, 2016 • 11:20:20am

re: #234 jaunte

Enough of these bathroom stunts and retailers are going to lock the doors and make you ask for a key.

That they’ll keep on a short piece of 2x4, or maybe a cap gun.

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Sir John Barron  May 11, 2016 • 11:21:54am

re: #225 Backwoods_Sleuth

my surprise…

Martone (self-described “Warrior for Christ”) is a regular protester at the Colorado Springs PP facility where Robert Dear killed three people.

My shocked face is shocked out.

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iossarian  May 11, 2016 • 11:23:00am

re: #225 Backwoods_Sleuth

Assholes gonna asshole.

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jaunte  May 11, 2016 • 11:25:21am

re: #238 iossarian

Assholes gonna asshole.

Speaking of which. If there’s a dumb anti-minority-of-any-sort policy to grandstand on, Texas Republicans want in!

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b_sharp  May 11, 2016 • 11:28:28am

I need a favour.

If there is anyone here who hasn’t been blocked by David Sirota on Twitter, could you forward his tweets to me? My Twitter handle is @doubledumas.

I’d appreciate it.

I’m tired of the extremist loons of the left worshipping, and filling my mentions with, the second-hand zealotry of Sirota, who in my opinion, is just another Greenwald wannabe.

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ObserverArt  May 11, 2016 • 11:28:40am

re: #177 The Vicious Babushka

NBC News ✔ ‎@NBCNews

BREAKING: Deadly 2013 fertilizer plant explosion in Texas was ‘criminal act,’ officials say nbcnews.to

1:18 PM - 11 May 2016

Texas, a state governed by godly conservative politician criminals.

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Kent Dorfman  May 11, 2016 • 11:29:11am

re: #157 iossarian

Sorry for the late reply, senior in High School and Trig class

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Lidane  May 11, 2016 • 11:29:27am

re: #239 jaunte

A lot of conservatives I know have made some variation of this statement: “I know it makes me a bad Republican, but I just don’t get why this bathroom stuff is suddenly an emergency. What’s the big deal?”

Even they can see that these stupid bills are an unenforceable solution to a non-existent problem, but the nitwits in the Texas GOP think they’ve got a winning issue. It’s maddening.

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wrenchwench  May 11, 2016 • 11:29:54am
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b_sharp  May 11, 2016 • 11:32:28am

re: #244 wrenchwench

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That would be so funny.

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Belafon  May 11, 2016 • 11:33:46am

re: #225 Backwoods_Sleuth

my surprise…

Martone (self-described “Warrior for Christ”) is a regular protester at the Colorado Springs PP facility where Robert Dear killed three people.

Once again (and I know I’m sounding like a broken record to some), the only really effective bathroom law would prevent adult men from entering restrooms where children can enter.

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Kragar  May 11, 2016 • 11:33:52am
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SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN  May 11, 2016 • 11:34:15am

re: #243 Lidane

Well, now that they fixed the black people voting voter fraud problem, they’re moving on.

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Belafon  May 11, 2016 • 11:35:53am

re: #247 Kragar

Maybe Shaun King can take over.

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b_sharp  May 11, 2016 • 11:37:40am

re: #246 Belafon

Once again (and I know I’m sounding like a broken record to some), the only really effective bathroom law would prevent adult men from entering restrooms where children can enter.

You know a broken record doesn’t sound like anything but a lot of noise.

A skipping record on the other hand…

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Belafon  May 11, 2016 • 11:37:48am

re: #243 Lidane

A lot of conservatives I know have made some variation of this statement: “I know it makes me a bad Republican, but I just don’t get why this bathroom stuff is suddenly an emergency. What’s the big deal?”

Even they can see that these stupid bills are an unenforceable solution to a non-existent problem, but the nitwits in the Texas GOP think they’ve got a winning issue. It’s maddening.

They’re searching for the ONE BIG THING that will get Republicans to the polls. ISIS is being bombed, Ebola’s under control. They need something that will scare Republican voters.

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jaunte  May 11, 2016 • 11:38:44am
Texas Observer: Are you aware of any instance in which a sexual predator has used one of those ordinances to go into a bathroom to commit a crime?

Matt Rinaldi: “Yes, anecdotally. I don’t know of anything specific. I’ve looked for them in the past, and I think you could find them as well if you looked for them.”

Texas Observer: Is it a major problem? Is this a pressing issue of people pretending to be transgender?

Matt Rinaldi: “Is it a pressing issue that now we need a policy school-wide to promote transgenderism when it’s such a small portion of the population, and that suddenly we need to make policies about this? There have been transgender people around for ages, for decades, and suddenly now there’s a push. It isn’t to help them. It’s to push an agenda. It’s to push social engineering in our schools. So I would turn that right back on you and say, ‘Why now?

texasobserver.org

OMG SOCIAL ENGINEERING, GUYS!

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b.d.  May 11, 2016 • 11:39:48am

re: #247 Kragar

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That guy wanted to spend money on ads and Bernie hasn’t spent a dime in that state for ads.

Methinks teh Bernie is teh broke.

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iossarian  May 11, 2016 • 11:40:21am

re: #242 Kent Dorfman

Sorry for the late reply, senior in High School and Trig class

Well, I don’t think any of the obvious paper-and-pencil encryption methods work (rotation, scytale etc.). It could well be a lateral thinking thing.

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iossarian  May 11, 2016 • 11:41:02am

re: #252 jaunte

OMG SOCIAL ENGINEERING, GUYS!

“Yes, anecdotally. I don’t know of anything specific.”

So that would in fact be “no” then.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 11, 2016 • 11:41:08am

Rick ‘Hemorrhoids’ Perry endorses Donald ‘Ass Cancer’ Trump in hilarious fake campaign ad:

Rick Perry Endorses Donald Trump

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Testy Toad T  May 11, 2016 • 11:41:39am

re: #253 b.d.

That guy wanted to spend money on ads and Bernie hasn’t spent a dime in that state for ads.

Methinks teh Bernie is teh broke.

Accounts felt a serious impact from the bern rate.

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jaunte  May 11, 2016 • 11:41:52am

re: #255 iossarian

“Yes, anecdotally. I don’t know of anything specific.”

So that would in fact be “no” then.

You can Google it!
I don’t have time to do your research for you!
Everybody knows!
Etc.

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b.d.  May 11, 2016 • 11:42:54am

re: #257 Testy Toad T

Accounts felt a serious impact from the bern rate.

Bernie’s campaign has reached the stage where it is taking money out of politics.

//

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Kragar  May 11, 2016 • 11:45:34am
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Sir John Barron  May 11, 2016 • 11:46:39am

re: #252 jaunte

So I would turn that right back on you and say, ‘Why now?

CHECKMATE, LIBTARDS!!!!!!111

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jaunte  May 11, 2016 • 11:46:48am

re: #260 Kragar

promoted tweet at the end of that: “Go farther out there”

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allegro  May 11, 2016 • 11:47:14am

As everyone knows, if we say it’s a bad thing to discriminate against and beat the living shit out of LGBT folks we are, in fact, promoting transexualism. Promoting! Tomorrow we’ll be giving out group discounts for reassignment surgery cuz everyone will want one. Slippery slope, y’all!

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The Vicious Babushka  May 11, 2016 • 11:48:06am

re: #263 allegro

As everyone knows, if we say it’s a bad thing to discriminate against and beat the living shit out of LGBT folks we are, in fact, promoting transexualism. Promoting! Tomorrow we’ll be giving out group discounts for reassignment surgery cuz everyone will want one. Slippery slope, y’all!

HURR HURR LIBTARDS WILL MAKE EVERYONE HAVE TO GET A SEX CHANGE ESPECIALLY TEH FAITHFUL CHRISTIANS!!!!11!!!

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jaunte  May 11, 2016 • 11:48:23am

Social Engineering just sounds so scary, Mr. Representative! Tell me what we should do!

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SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN  May 11, 2016 • 11:49:25am

re: #260 Kragar

What’s that all about? It’s just a link to somebody’s twitter page. Is there some sort of self evident point I’m supposed to be getting or could you at least give a sentence or so of context?

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wrenchwench  May 11, 2016 • 11:50:10am

re: #265 jaunte

Social Engineering just sounds so scary, Mr. Representative! Tell me what we should do!

Be sure any engineer you hire is anti-social!!!

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Pawn of the Oppressor  May 11, 2016 • 11:51:24am

re: #108 stpaulbear

I’m glad to see statistics on this. I’ve long believed that a Wal-mart parking lot between 8 PM-2 AM is the most dangerous place in town and I’m glad somebody is examining the link between WM and crime.

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SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN  May 11, 2016 • 11:52:16am

re: #252 jaunte

OMG SOCIAL ENGINEERING, GUYS!

First it’s the bathrooms. Then it’s um, well, uh, help me out here … OOPS!

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Kragar  May 11, 2016 • 11:54:13am

re: #266 SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN

Bernie Bros are claiming Barney Frank is a far right Fascist because he’s sitting on the DNC platform committee.

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Shiplord Kirel  May 11, 2016 • 11:54:47am

New poll from the NY Daily News proves Trump less popular than head lice!

Facebook Post

Check the comments: The avalanche of butthurt from enraged Trumperati is a joy to behold.

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ObserverArt  May 11, 2016 • 11:55:28am

re: #240 b_sharp

I need a favour.

If there is anyone here who hasn’t been blocked by David Sirota on Twitter, could you forward his tweets to me? My Twitter handle is @doubledumas.

I’d appreciate it.

I’m tired of the extremist loons of the left worshipping, and filling my mentions with, the second-hand zealotry of Sirota, who in my opinion, is just another Greenwald wannabe.

He’s not even down to Greenwald standards. He just a self-centered jerk who thinks he is smarter than most.

But hey…you reminded me to dig up one of my early LGF Photoshop™ images

little davie sirota needs a nappy!
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SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN  May 11, 2016 • 11:56:19am

re: #270 Kragar

I wonder who they think should be on the platform committee? Wait a sec - that would automatically make them a Nazi, wouldn’t it?
I’m so confused.

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Mike Lamb  May 11, 2016 • 12:01:26pm

re: #230 SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN

Well, fuckface they weren’t male cadets and they weren’t posing with a confederate flag.

The false equivalencies involved are stunning.

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ObserverArt  May 11, 2016 • 12:04:36pm

re: #266 SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN

What’s that all about? It’s just a link to somebody’s twitter page. Is there some sort of self evident point I’m supposed to be getting or could you at least give a sentence or so of context?

Haven’t been keeping up have you? Heh. Just joking.

Bernie supporters have been trashing Barney Frank as a Wall Streeter for taking a position at some bank and for standing up for Hillary. He is now a Democrat in name only and not really not a true progressive since he takes Bernie on regarding some of Bernie’s thinking on banking, etc. (Short version)

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lizardofid  May 11, 2016 • 1:19:05pm

re: #246 Belafon

Once again (and I know I’m sounding like a broken record to some), the only really effective bathroom law would prevent adult men from entering restrooms where children can enter.

Some Lizards with rural roots, will recognize that a feeder out in the pasture, with an entrance that is barred low enough to allow entry by feeder size calves, and prevent entry to adult stock, is called a “creep feeder”. If we transferred the technology to bathroom stalls, we could call them a “creep excluder”.

Note: As I write this it feels a bit wrong to joke about a serious issue. If it’s really really bad, please excuse me, I just came in out of the sun.

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Reality Based Steve  May 11, 2016 • 2:20:26pm

re: #34 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

Armchair archaeologist, 15, discovers hitherto unknown Mayan city.

bbc.com

William Gadbury of Quebec deduced that Mayan cities’ locations corresponded to the positions of stars in Mayan constellations. He found one discrepancy: a star, but no city. But using detailed satellite imagery, we now know there is Mayan pyramid and several other structures half-hidden under vegetation near the Mexico-Belize border.

I’m impressed.

Kind of blows everybody else’s Science Fair project into the weeds.

RBS


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