NY Times Profiled Trump’s Racist Birther Butler in March

“Mr. Senecal, 74, has worked at the property for nearly 60 years”
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The Trump campaign is busily denying now that his racist Birther ex-butler Anthony Senecal works at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate. “He hasn’t in many years,” they say.

But oddly enough, this puff piece on Senecal from just a couple of months ago in the New York Times sure seems to imply otherwise: A King in His Castle: How Donald Trump Lives, From His Longtime Butler.

PALM BEACH, Fla. —Everything seemed to sparkle at the Mar-a-Lago estate here on a recent afternoon. The sun glinted off the pool and the black Secret Service S.U.V.s in the circular driveway. Palm trees rustled in a warm breeze, croquet balls clicked and a security guard stood at the entrance to Donald J. Trump’s private living quarters.

“You can always tell when the king is here,” Mr. Trump’s longtime butler here, Anthony Senecal, said of the master of the house and Republican presidential candidate.

The king was returning that day to his Versailles, a 118-room snowbird’s paradise that will become a winter White House if he is elected president. Mar-a-Lago is where Mr. Trump comes to escape, entertain and luxuriate in a Mediterranean-style manse, built 90 years ago by the cereal heiress Marjorie Merriweather Post.

Few people here can anticipate Mr. Trump’s demands and desires better than Mr. Senecal, 74, who has worked at the property for nearly 60 years, and for Mr. Trump for nearly 30 of them.

He understands Mr. Trump’s sleeping patterns and how he likes his steak (“It would rock on the plate, it was so well done”), and how Mr. Trump insists — despite the hair salon on the premises — on doing his own hair.

You’d think if Senecal hadn’t worked there for years, Trump would have asked the Times to print a correction, wouldn’t you?

And if you read this whole Times profile, you’ll also notice there isn’t a single word about the insanely extreme and hateful comments Mr. Senecal has been posting on Facebook for years.

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nines09  May 12, 2016 • 3:08:06pm

“You can always tell when the king is here,” Mr. Trump’s longtime butler here, Anthony Senecal, said of the master of the house and Republican presidential candidate.

Oh I bet you can.

Anthony? Offer our guests some refreshments. “Certainly, your Majesty. May I suggest coffee? Tea? Evian? A cocktail perhaps? Assassination?”

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KGxvi  May 12, 2016 • 3:08:29pm

Given Trump’s own birtherism, should we really be surprised that someone who worked for him was also a birther?

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goddamnedfrank  May 12, 2016 • 3:09:39pm
He understands Mr. Trump’s sleeping patterns and how he likes his steak (“It would rock on the plate, it was so well done”)

Ugh. Literally everything is wrong with that guy.

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Stanley Sea  May 12, 2016 • 3:10:18pm

Sorry a little OT.

The GOP folks

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2016 • 3:11:26pm

There is so so much more that needs to come into the daylight about Mr. Senecal:
From downstairs:
littlegreenfootballs.com
littlegreenfootballs.com
littlegreenfootballs.com
littlegreenfootballs.com

This “butler” is seriously weird.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2016 • 3:13:43pm

The Manchurian Butler…

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HappyWarrior  May 12, 2016 • 3:14:48pm

re: #3 goddamnedfrank

Ugh. Literally everything is wrong with that guy.

Heh good call.

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Eventual Carrion  May 12, 2016 • 3:18:06pm

re: #3 goddamnedfrank

Ugh. Literally everything is wrong with that guy.

Kinda explains his line of tRump steaks tho’. If you cook the shit out of them they really don’t need to be the best cuts.

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Bass Reeves  May 12, 2016 • 3:23:31pm

I think Senecal is probably not collecting a paycheck anymore, since 2009, but I honestly can’t imagine Trump sharing racial hatred with his hired help. I also have a hard time reconciling someone who was going to work for *Castro* hating minorities.

I do agree this Senecal guy has an interesting life story, I find it to be a much smaller issue compared to Lewandowski or Manafort. Senecal’s job was to make sure Trump’s suit looked nice and his steak was horrible. And probably talk up the size of his hands.

But that Mayoral gig is weird. So so weird.

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goddamnedfrank  May 12, 2016 • 3:25:54pm

re: #8 Eventual Carrion

Kinda explains his line of tRump steaks tho’. If you cook the shit out of them they really don’t need to be the best cuts.

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Bass Reeves  May 12, 2016 • 3:27:43pm

I dunno if you saw this link, holy crap Trump puts ketchup on his steak too?

“He doesn’t like to see the plate piled up with vegetables and stuff,” Senecal says. “He wants what he ordered. And if he ordered a steak, that’s what he wants. He doesn’t want it all globbed up with veggies. And you better bring some butter, and you better bring some ketchup.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2016 • 3:29:20pm

re: #9 Bass Reeves

I think Senecal is probably not collecting a paycheck anymore, since 2009, but I honestly can’t imagine Trump sharing racial hatred with his hired help. I also have a hard time reconciling someone who was going to work for *Castro* hating minorities.

I do agree this Senecal guy has an interesting life story, I find it to be a much smaller issue compared to Lewandowski or Manafort. Senecal’s job was to make sure Trump’s suit looked nice and his steak was horrible. And probably talk up the size of his hands.

But that Mayoral gig is weird. So so weird.

Really, how one gets from being a native of upstate NY, to working in Palm Beach, then very briefly being mayor of Martinsburg WV…

Just not seeing how those dots connect.

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Stanley Sea  May 12, 2016 • 3:37:16pm

re: #9 Bass Reeves

I think Senecal is probably not collecting a paycheck anymore, since 2009, but I honestly can’t imagine Trump sharing racial hatred with his hired help. I also have a hard time reconciling someone who was going to work for *Castro* hating minorities.

I do agree this Senecal guy has an interesting life story, I find it to be a much smaller issue compared to Lewandowski or Manafort. Senecal’s job was to make sure Trump’s suit looked nice and his steak was horrible. And probably talk up the size of his hands.

But that Mayoral gig is weird. So so weird.

He’s not paid anymore, but said he’s making $ on the side giving tours.

And yes, I can imagine how wonderful Trump is with the help. ///

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Stanley Sea  May 12, 2016 • 3:38:47pm

re: #11 Bass Reeves

I dunno if you saw this link, holy crap Trump puts ketchup on his steak too?

He’s a fucking peasant.

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Great White Snark  May 12, 2016 • 3:40:13pm

After careful review… Yes the butler did it.

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Dr Lizardo  May 12, 2016 • 3:40:28pm

re: #14 Stanley Sea

He’s a fucking peasant.

He’s a vulgarian. Straight-up.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 12, 2016 • 3:40:56pm
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HappyWarrior  May 12, 2016 • 3:41:55pm

re: #17 The Vicious Babushka

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That’s different.//

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jaunte  May 12, 2016 • 3:42:32pm

re: #17 The Vicious Babushka

They don’t care, as long as it’s a white king.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2016 • 3:42:44pm

re: #17 The Vicious Babushka

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He also remembered Donald Trump’s young sons running through the library, paneled with centuries-old British oak and filled with rare first-edition books that no one in the family ever read. When the library became a bar, Mr. Trump put a portrait of himself on a wall, posing in tennis whites.

“I’ve been in other homes in Palm Beach — same exact painting,” Mr. Senecal confided archly. “Just a different head.”

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HappyWarrior  May 12, 2016 • 3:43:06pm

re: #19 jaunte

They don’t care, as long as it’s a white king.

Same thing with authoritarianism.

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goddamnedfrank  May 12, 2016 • 3:43:32pm
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calochortus  May 12, 2016 • 3:44:08pm

re: #14 Stanley Sea

He’s a fucking peasant.

I thought that, but then I didn’t want to insult peasants.

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HappyWarrior  May 12, 2016 • 3:44:10pm

re: #22 goddamnedfrank

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Ding ding.

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Jebediah, RBG  May 12, 2016 • 3:44:47pm

re: #22 goddamnedfrank

Boom!

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Timothy Watson  May 12, 2016 • 3:47:06pm

re: #22 goddamnedfrank

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I need to create a script to auto-upding Frank. It would save me a lot of time. :)

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Skip Intro  May 12, 2016 • 3:50:20pm

re: #12 Backwoods_Sleuth

Really, how one gets from being a native of upstate NY, to working in Palm Beach, then very briefly being mayor of Martinsburg WV…

Just not seeing how those dots connect.

The guy was probably “connected” back in Fred’s day.

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Skip Intro  May 12, 2016 • 3:53:05pm

re: #17 The Vicious Babushka

Trump “earned” it by being born rich and white.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2016 • 3:54:03pm

re: #27 Skip Intro

The guy was probably “connected” back in Fred’s day.

His physical resemblance to Fred is uncanny.

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allegro  May 12, 2016 • 3:57:29pm

re: #29 Backwoods_Sleuth

His physical resemblance to Fred is uncanny.

So he found a daddy to hire who would tell him he was wonderful?

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Stanley Sea  May 12, 2016 • 3:59:14pm

re: #20 Backwoods_Sleuth

I read something about the painter. He painted a lot of those & the photo of him was wearing the same tennis shirt.

OH PALM BEACH.

I bet the majority of the wealthy in PB look down on the carnival barker.

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Stanley Sea  May 12, 2016 • 4:01:42pm

re: #31 Stanley Sea

I read something about the painter. He painted a lot of those & the photo of him was wearing the same tennis shirt.

OH PALM BEACH.

I bet the majority of the wealthy in PB look down on the carnival barker.

Caveat, I grew up across the bridge. We’d go over & ride bikes along the awesome path & ooogle at the mansions. I’ve been to the bars on Worth Ave. what ev.

Trump probably grosses those people out. But $$

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Skip Intro  May 12, 2016 • 4:06:45pm

“We look forward to working with the next President, whoever she may be.”

UK Chancellor George Osborne,

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HappyWarrior  May 12, 2016 • 4:07:11pm

re: #33 Skip Intro

“We look forward to working with the next President, whoever she may be.”

UK Chancellor George Osborne,

Burn.

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Skip Intro  May 12, 2016 • 4:14:09pm

re: #32 Stanley Sea

Kind of like having the Playboy mansion show up next door, but without the class.

True fact. Trump has sued the FAA to re-direct flights over his neighbor’s houses instead of his because he doesn’t like the noise.

So far, like happens so often to Trump in court, he’s lost.

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Pawn of the Oppressor  May 12, 2016 • 4:17:26pm

Pizza with a fork and blackened steak. Fuck that guy. That’s the first thing they should ask you about in a debate.

INSTATN DISQAULFICATOIN!!!11

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 12, 2016 • 4:22:02pm

re: #36 Pawn of the Oppressor

Pizza with a fork and blackened steak. Fuck that guy. That’s the first thing they should ask you about in a debate.

INSTATN DISQAULFICATOIN!!!11

I’m sure he’s eaten Dijon mustard. That should knock him out of the race right there…unless there’s some kind of double standard. Naah!

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Schroedinger's Dog  May 12, 2016 • 4:23:35pm

Steaks well done and with ketchup? If he gets elected we can impeach him for that alone. Talk about high crimes.

Steaks should be served medium rare cooked only long enough to preclude them complaining when you cut the first bite.

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Stanley Sea  May 12, 2016 • 4:23:48pm

re: #35 Skip Intro

Kind of like having the Playboy mansion show up next door, but without the class.

True fact. Trump has sued the FAA to re-direct flights over his neighbor’s houses instead of his because he doesn’t like the noise.

So far, like happens so often to Trump in court, he’s lost.

Yep. He lost. You look down from the plane & see Mar-a-Lago.

Fun fact iirc, the walls at Mar-a-lago have glass shards on the top so back in the day you couldn’t traverse.

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HappyWarrior  May 12, 2016 • 4:25:11pm

Well done steaks with ketchup and pizza with a plastic fork and knife. Lets see his birth certificate.

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InfidelOfFreedom  May 12, 2016 • 4:26:27pm

re: #40 HappyWarrior

I bet he has sterling silver sporks too.

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Schroedinger's Dog  May 12, 2016 • 4:28:10pm

re: #41 InfidelOfFreedom

I bet he has sterling silver sporks too.

Useful for eating artisan cup noodle.

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nines09  May 12, 2016 • 4:28:49pm

Lead line on future events…
“GOP senator Paul Ryan, Speaker Of The House, who earlier last month met both privately and politically with the presumptuous GOP candidate for World Leader Donald Trump, was found unresponsive earlier this morning by housekeeping today at his Washington DC residence. Unconfirmed reports from initial EMS personnel suggest he choked on his own vomit. This, right now, is unsubstantiated… More details as they become clear will be reported. Neighbors are also quoted as reporting they heard crying and heavy sobs coming from that floor in the early AM hours, along with intermittent maniacal laughter. Weather or not this came from Speaker Of The House Paul Ryan’s suite is unconfirmed. We will update this story as it breaks……”

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stpaulbear  May 12, 2016 • 4:29:38pm

re: #38 Schroedinger’s Dog

Steaks well done and with ketchup? If he gets elected we can impeach him for that alone. Talk about high crimes.

Steaks should be served medium rare cooked only long enough to preclude them complaining when you cut the first bite.

Walk them through a warm kitchen.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 12, 2016 • 4:29:43pm

So…the butler actually DID do it??

(Apologies if I am way too late on that joke!)

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Schroedinger's Dog  May 12, 2016 • 4:31:15pm

GOP Senators met with Trump today, everybody brought their own kneepads.

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Schroedinger's Dog  May 12, 2016 • 4:32:39pm

re: #44 stpaulbear

Walk them through a warm kitchen.

Oh that I have but one upding to give….

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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2016 • 4:33:28pm

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Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. being greeted on his return to the US after receiving the Nobel Peace Prize. Baltimore, Maryland, USA. October 31, 1964. Leonard Freed.

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A co-production of: Magnum Photos, Forte di Bard and @thamesandhudson © #LeonardFreed/#MagnumPhotos

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Pawn of the Oppressor  May 12, 2016 • 4:33:47pm

Speaking of red meat and rubes, expect Drumpf to weigh in on the transgender bathroom nontroversy soon. It’s playing well with the haters, and I think DT assuming the proper position will be move 1 to bring back the Values Voters crowd.

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InfidelOfFreedom  May 12, 2016 • 4:34:42pm

I figured this butler story would be right up Wonkette’s alley… They rarely disappoint:

wonkette.com

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Schroedinger's Dog  May 12, 2016 • 4:35:32pm

re: #49 Pawn of the Oppressor

Speaking of red meat and rubes, expect Drumpf to weigh in on the transgender bathroom nontroversy soon. It’s playing well with the haters, and I think DT assuming the proper position will be move 1 to bring back the Values Voters crowd.

I’d like nothing more than to see DT “assume the position.”

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Stanley Sea  May 12, 2016 • 4:36:44pm
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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2016 • 4:37:00pm

Flickr

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Schroedinger's Dog  May 12, 2016 • 4:38:59pm

Assume the position

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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2016 • 4:42:37pm

Flickr

The other shot i took from that epic storm that swept through Victoria on the 1st of May 2016. was an awesome sight to see! Thanks for viewing

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The Vicious Babushka  May 12, 2016 • 4:44:25pm
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Patricia Kayden  May 12, 2016 • 4:45:46pm

re: #49 Pawn of the Oppressor

Speaking of red meat and rubes, expect Drumpf to weigh in on the transgender bathroom nontroversy soon. It’s playing well with the haters, and I think DT assuming the proper position will be move 1 to bring back the Values Voters crowd.

Trump is okay with transgender people using whatever bathroom they like. He’s good on at least one issue.

politico.com

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EPR-radar  May 12, 2016 • 4:47:59pm

re: #57 Patricia Kayden

Trump is okay with transgender people using whatever bathroom they like. He’s good on at least one issue.

politico.com

This has to be regarded as a temporary state of affairs.

Trump’s views tomorrow on all issues have no relationship to his stated views today.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2016 • 4:48:54pm

re: #56 The Vicious Babushka

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Not to worry, it will just dilute in all that water….

(Not kidding, that’s what the “experts” will say.)

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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2016 • 4:49:07pm
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Testy Toad T  May 12, 2016 • 4:59:51pm

re: #46 Schroedinger’s Dog

GOP Senators met with Trump today, everybody brought their own kneepads.

Not to single you out, because it’s pervasive, but I’m getting really uncomfortable with the rampant sexual metaphors on the left-wing internet regarding Trump’s interactions with the rest of the GOP. At best, it’s crass and beneath us.

I imagine how these would be viewed if most GOP members of Congress were women instead of men, and then I gag.

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gocart mozart  May 12, 2016 • 5:00:11pm

I Googled restoringchristiansexuality.com and it’s a legit Christian porn site NSFW.

Definition of Bad Porn:
Any images that display people having group sex, homosexual sex, bestiality, underage minors, rape or abusive situations.

Good Porn:
Anything that is not bad porn, anything that displays behavior that is not against God’s law.

With that said, here are the Categories of nudity you will see on this site.

I have nothing else to say.

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InfidelOfFreedom  May 12, 2016 • 5:02:47pm

re: #56 The Vicious Babushka

Just fucking great.

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Cheechako  May 12, 2016 • 5:06:11pm

re: #63 gocart mozart

I Googled restoringchristiansexuality.com and it’s a legit Christian porn site NSFW. I have nothing else to say.

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And they just got 100’s of hits!!!

/////

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HappyWarrior  May 12, 2016 • 5:07:57pm

re: #63 gocart mozart

I Googled restoringchristiansexuality.com and it’s a legit Christian porn site NSFW.

I have nothing else to say.

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And I thought the effort to make the bible more conforming to conservatism was sad.

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Dave In Austin  May 12, 2016 • 5:09:14pm

re: #65 Cheechako

And they just got 100’s of hits!!!

/////

Why yes, yes they did….

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TK-421  May 12, 2016 • 5:09:36pm

If you had to eat Trump© brand steaks, you’d understand the need for well done with ketchup.

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CuriousLurker  May 12, 2016 • 5:10:49pm

re: #62 Testy Toad T

He didn’t actually say anything crass, and whether or not it’s seen as a sexual metaphor depends on the reader. The kneepads could just as easily be for kneeling to beg obsequiously for pardon from, or for swearing fealty to, the party’s frontrunner.

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PhillyPretzel  May 12, 2016 • 5:10:58pm

re: #68 TK-421

It is the only way to disguise them. /half

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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2016 • 5:12:58pm
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Pawn of the Oppressor  May 12, 2016 • 5:14:24pm

re: #58 EPR-radar

And it’ll be super-easy for him to evade the question, too.

“Listen folks, I’m a simple man, all I know is, boys have penises and girls have vaginas, and that’s the way it ought to be!”

Rubes: “YA HEAR THAT? TRUMP IS ON GAWDS SIDE! FUCK THEM DEVIANT FREAKS!”
Everyone else hears: “Humunuh hmu haw”

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TK-421  May 12, 2016 • 5:15:21pm

Paul Ryan flip flops and Chris Christie knee-pads. Get em’ while they’re hot at Trumps©.

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Pawn of the Oppressor  May 12, 2016 • 5:16:34pm

re: #69 CuriousLurker

No no no, that would be a knee pillow. Come on, let’s not do the goalpost-moving thing and try to say that a thing doesn’t mean what everybody knows it means… That’s a Trump trick! :P

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CuriousLurker  May 12, 2016 • 5:21:05pm

re: #74 Pawn of the Oppressor

You’re right, what he clearly meant was kneeling in their underwear waiting to be paddled, like in the video. //

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The Vicious Babushka  May 12, 2016 • 5:23:14pm
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justaminute  May 12, 2016 • 5:23:32pm

Thought I would drop by. I saw something interesting and haven’t really read it anywhere and thought you all might be interested.

No wonder Trump’s taxes are being audited. Trump is listed 3,540 times in the Panama Papers. He also has a beautiful resort in Panama. After all, you have to have a nice place to stay when your setting up your shell company!

telesur.org

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 12, 2016 • 5:24:34pm

re: #72 Pawn of the Oppressor

And it’ll be super-easy for him to evade the question, too.

“Listen folks, I’m a simple man, all I know is, boys have penises and girls have vaginas, and that’s the way it ought to be!”

Rubes hear: “YA HEAR THAT? TRUMP IS ON GAWDS SIDE! FUCK THEM DEVIANT FREAKS!”
Everyone else hears: “Humunuh hmu haw”

When tRump talks, I basically hear this:

Super Karate Monkey Death Car

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jaunte  May 12, 2016 • 5:25:55pm

Texas goppers to vote on continuing psychological torture, a.k.a. “reparative therapy” for gay teenagers.
texasobserver.org

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The Vicious Babushka  May 12, 2016 • 5:26:40pm
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Eventual Carrion  May 12, 2016 • 5:27:38pm

re: #75 CuriousLurker

You’re right, what he clearly meant was kneeling in their underwear waiting to be paddled, like in the video. //

That’s the part of The Donald’s routine that the butler loved the most.

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gocart mozart  May 12, 2016 • 5:29:43pm

This is my new favorite thing.

Hitler Drinking Beer

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HappyWarrior  May 12, 2016 • 5:32:10pm

re: #82 gocart mozart

This is my new favorite thing.

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Das lightweight.

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Donnie With The Good Hair (AKA Sophist)  May 12, 2016 • 5:33:02pm

re: #58 EPR-radar

This has to be regarded as a temporary state of affairs.

Trump’s views tomorrow on all issues have no relationship to his stated views today.

Precisely. Trump’s only firm commitment is to expediency.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  May 12, 2016 • 5:37:59pm

i dont even know if it’s possible to insert four million records in oracle before a commit but i guess i’ll find out soon

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EPR-radar  May 12, 2016 • 5:39:44pm

re: #62 Testy Toad T

Not to single you out, because it’s pervasive, but I’m getting really uncomfortable with the rampant sexual metaphors on the left-wing internet regarding Trump’s interactions with the rest of the GOP. At best, it’s crass and beneath us.

I imagine how these would be viewed if most GOP members of Congress were women instead of men, and then I gag.

This is a hard case to judge. Such language is indeed crass and offensive.

However, it is also accurate in a very direct way. Trump’s campaign is essentially a primitive primate dominance display mapped into a 21st century US political campaign, and sexual dominance is inherently part of that story.

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Pawn of the Oppressor  May 12, 2016 • 5:50:42pm

re: #82 gocart mozart

Are those out-takes, or the same clip repeated? I can’t tell. Clearly he doesn’t enjoy it. It doesn’t look like very dark stuff either.

Director: “OK Adolf, that was pretty good, but try not to make the sour face until after you lower the glass. One more tiiiime, now look happy, look happy!”
H to staffer: “Have him shot.”

Follow a link off that video to “Hitler’s speeches with accurate subtitles”. Interesting stuff. Quite a bit of it sounds Trump-like.

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teleskiguy  May 12, 2016 • 5:51:06pm

Took a look over at GoatNews. UpChuck once again has been banned from Facebook for a month for being a sweaty taint weasel. He’s vowing to put Facebook out of business like he did with Twitter…oh wait.

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thedopefishlives  May 12, 2016 • 5:51:58pm

re: #88 teleskiguy

Took a look over at GoatNews. UpChuck once again has been banned from Facebook for a month for being a sweaty taint weasel. He’s vowing to put Facebook out of business like he did with Twitter…oh wait.

Oh, that shit’s funny.

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Pawn of the Oppressor  May 12, 2016 • 5:52:29pm

re: #88 teleskiguy

You will be hearing from the Sweaty Taint Weasel Union’s attorney soon. They’re very touchy about libel.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 12, 2016 • 5:53:57pm

re: #88 teleskiguy

Took a look over at GoatNews. UpChuck once again has been banned from Facebook for a month for being a sweaty taint weasel. He’s vowing to put Facebook out of business like he did with Twitter…oh wait.

Wait a minute…nobody told me that was frowned upon!

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The globulosus alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin  May 12, 2016 • 5:58:02pm

re: #91 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

There will be no sweaty taint weasels in this establishment, Sir. Unless it’s Tuesday.

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Eventual Carrion  May 12, 2016 • 6:01:16pm

re: #92 The globulosus alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin

There will be no sweaty taint weasels in this establishment, Sir. Unless it’s Tuesday.

Tuesday’s taint weasel day?

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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2016 • 6:01:56pm

Possibly the weirdest film ever made.

Swiss Army Man | Official Red Band Trailer HD | A24

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 12, 2016 • 6:02:54pm

re: #93 Eventual Carrion

Tuesday’s taint weasel day?

Lately it seems like every day is taint weasel day.

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The globulosus alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin  May 12, 2016 • 6:03:24pm

re: #93 Eventual Carrion

That’s what I heard?

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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2016 • 6:04:10pm

re: #88 teleskiguy

Took a look over at GoatNews. UpChuck once again has been banned from Facebook for a month for being a sweaty taint weasel. He’s vowing to put Facebook out of business like he did with Twitter…oh wait.

I knew it! His page was coming up unavailable for a little while. I think they were actually considering deleting him for good.

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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2016 • 6:04:37pm
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Barefoot Grin  May 12, 2016 • 6:04:40pm

re: #30 allegro

So he found a daddy to hire who would tell him he was wonderful?

Don’t we all?

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Skip Intro  May 12, 2016 • 6:05:51pm

re: #98 Charles Johnson

Not enough updings in the world for that.

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Belafon  May 12, 2016 • 6:06:24pm

re: #94 Charles Johnson

Possibly the weirdest film ever made.

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Considering Eraserhead exists, that’s saying something.

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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2016 • 6:09:58pm
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TedStriker  May 12, 2016 • 6:10:46pm

re: #63 gocart mozart

I Googled restoringchristiansexuality.com and it’s a legit Christian porn site NSFW.

I have nothing else to say.

All “missionary position”, all the time would be a bit boring.

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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2016 • 6:11:49pm
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Belafon  May 12, 2016 • 6:13:38pm

re: #63 gocart mozart

I Googled restoringchristiansexuality.com and it’s a legit Christian porn site NSFW.

I have nothing else to say.

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I’m assuming it includes things like:
Making out with your wife and her sister.
Having your general killed and taking his wife.
Making out with your drunk father.

//

Actually, I wouldn’t mind American Christianity viewing sex the same way Europe does. Maybe we could get rated R to mean 1 one more people killed rather than 1 or more breasts.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 12, 2016 • 6:14:18pm

re: #97 Charles Johnson

I knew it! His page was coming up unavailable for a little while. I think they were actually considering deleting him for good.

Such injustice! I must away to my fainting couch!

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Barefoot Grin  May 12, 2016 • 6:14:39pm

re: #104 Charles Johnson

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I don’t call it the “missionary.” I call it the “I don’t get leg cramps this way” position.

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Eventual Carrion  May 12, 2016 • 6:15:20pm

re: #103 TedStriker

All “missionary position”, all the time would be a bit boring.

Into the tub honey, it’s John the Baptist position tonight.

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Decatur Deb  May 12, 2016 • 6:17:11pm

Oh Bliss! Oh Joy! This is the Day of Days! I feel driven to pen an encomium, but I can’t find a rhyme for “Urologist”.

Uri and his CAT tell me I am most of the way to setting free a 4mm lava rock, to resume its march to the sea. To take my mind off the pain, I spent 6 hours trying to upgrade 7.1 to Windows 10.

“Day of Progress and Wonder!
Could you make that IV a little blunter?”

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Barefoot Grin  May 12, 2016 • 6:17:38pm

re: #108 Eventual Carrion

Into the tub honey, it’s John the Baptist position tonight.

I saw “tub honey” and was immediately transported back to those days and those things we did with Sue Bee Spun Honey.

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Bubblehead II  May 12, 2016 • 6:18:04pm

Night Lizard. Staycation is over and 0300 is about 8 hrs from now. As always, may the Deity of your choice smile down upon you and yours.

You can not know the future, only guess. And you’ll generally be wrong.

Bubblehead II 05/12/16

Doris Day - Que Sera Sera

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Jebediah, RBG  May 12, 2016 • 6:19:55pm

re: #109 Decatur Deb

4mm? Isn’t that kind of a boulder?
I hope it’s gone soon.

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Decatur Deb  May 12, 2016 • 6:20:44pm

re: #112 Jebediah, RBG

4mm? Isn’t that kind of a boulder?
I hope it’s gone soon.

I hope it leaves without a lot of screaming and cursing.

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Stanley Sea  May 12, 2016 • 6:22:58pm

re: #77 justaminute

Thought I would drop by. I saw something interesting and haven’t really read it anywhere and thought you all might be interested.

No wonder Trump’s taxes are being audited. Trump is listed 3,540 times in the Panama Papers. He also has a beautiful resort in Panama. After all, you have to have a nice place to stay when your setting up your shell company!

telesur.org

I updinged you before the comment, because so good to see you.

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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2016 • 6:25:35pm

Chuck’s been talking to his imaginary friends again.

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Jebediah, RBG  May 12, 2016 • 6:27:32pm

re: #115 Charles Johnson

holy shit.
He really is not well.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 12, 2016 • 6:29:13pm

re: #115 Charles Johnson

Chuck’s been talking to his imaginary friends again.

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What law would that be exactly?

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Eventual Carrion  May 12, 2016 • 6:30:31pm

re: #115 Charles Johnson

Chuck’s been talking to his imaginary friends again.

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Violating the law:

Judas Priest - Breaking the law

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ObserverArt  May 12, 2016 • 6:30:43pm

re: #101 Belafon

Considering Eraserhead exists, that’s saying something.

Eraserhead is a great surrealist art flick. People that try to classify it in any other way and maybe expect it to be a linear story with classic plot line, etc. will be turned off by it.

Look at it as a film and like a moving painting with sounds and dream/nightmare like touches and it works.

But then, I am a crazy graphic artist with desire to be a fine artist upon retirement and I like movies like this.

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HappyWarrior  May 12, 2016 • 6:31:05pm

re: #115 Charles Johnson

Chuck’s been talking to his imaginary friends again.

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They need to ban his sorry ass permanently.

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Stanley Sea  May 12, 2016 • 6:32:09pm

re: #115 Charles Johnson

Chuck’s been talking to his imaginary friends again.

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Oh the HAW. Approves the expense of the quality broadcasting mic, need to be reassured of his great work er her investment.

he’ll be busted soon enough.

homeless chuck.

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EPR-radar  May 12, 2016 • 6:34:23pm

re: #115 Charles Johnson

I like how “censorship” = “a private entity not putting up with offensive shit” for right wing nut jobs.

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HappyWarrior  May 12, 2016 • 6:34:46pm

re: #122 EPR-radar

I like how “censorship” = “a private entity not putting up with offensive shit” for right wing nut jobs.

Of course.

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teleskiguy  May 12, 2016 • 6:39:11pm
125
Reality Based Steve  May 12, 2016 • 6:42:06pm

Our evening moment of schadenfreude. The good folks at TheFederalist are absolutely amazed that JimRob at FR has gone and made the site a special safe place where no criticism of Trump is allowed. I’ve gone and paged it.

Needless to say, over at freepland they are busy saying that “The Federalist isn’t a conservative site, they are just CINOs”.

They have moved beyond the “echo chamber” that it used to be, and will soon all be autotuned to sing the praise of Trump whenever JimRob requires it.

On the plus side, I tried a new “Hot Chicken” place that’s been open a couple of months near the shop. Not fast, they tell you out right that it’s going to be 20+ minutes for the order (Leq Quarter and Slaw), and not cheap, but damn it was good. I tried the Mild, will probably go for the hot next time. Traditional Nashville Hot Chicken. Try it.

RBS

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The Vicious Babushka  May 12, 2016 • 6:43:18pm
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ObserverArt  May 12, 2016 • 6:43:51pm

Idiots like Chuck C Johnson thinking they can say the crap they say and be protected by claiming free speech should go into the neighborhoods of some of the people they so despise and try yelling some of their crap from the street corners.

Go on…test your freedoms there and judge how that goes.

They’re just bigoted and misogynistic punks that want to be protected for being punks. They actually think they have the right to get in people’s faces with it. Wrong. Those people have every right to not hear it and to stop it.

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HappyWarrior  May 12, 2016 • 6:44:17pm

re: #124 teleskiguy

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He’s missed. I think he would be tired of all the people revising history talking about how in the good days you could say this and that but can’t today.

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nines09  May 12, 2016 • 6:48:16pm

Mitch McConnell Says Elections Are ‘Not An Excuse’ For Senators To Skip Work
He’s absolutely correct. Any day of the week ending in a “Y” is excuse enough.

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HappyWarrior  May 12, 2016 • 6:48:57pm

re: #129 nines09

Mitch McConnell Says Elections Are ‘Not An Excuse’ For Senators To Skip Work
He’s absolutely correct. Any day of the week ending in a “Y” is excuse enough.

Funny since he’s been encouraging that ever since Scalia died.

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nines09  May 12, 2016 • 6:50:14pm

re: #130 HappyWarrior

Funny since he’s been encouraging that ever since Scalia died.

They’re………………….”thinking”……………………..

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mmmirele  May 12, 2016 • 6:51:42pm

re: #22 goddamnedfrank

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I was so so so so so so so tempted to respond to that tweet from Sarandon this morning, but I was at work, and I thought to myself, “Self, this is not the day to have a shitstorm rain down on Twitter, it could impact my IRL job.” So I erased the tweet and set down the phone.

133
teleskiguy  May 12, 2016 • 6:52:33pm
134
TedStriker  May 12, 2016 • 6:52:50pm

re: #125 Reality Based Steve

Our evening moment of schadenfreude. The good folks at TheFederalist are absolutely amazed that JimRob at FR has gone and made the site a special safe place where no criticism of Trump is allowed. I’ve gone and paged it.

Needless to say, over at freepland they are busy saying that “The Federalist isn’t a conservative site, they are just CINOs”.

They have moved beyond the “echo chamber” that it used to be, and will soon all be autotuned to sing the praise of Trump whenever JimRob requires it.

On the plus side, I tried a new “Hot Chicken” place that’s been open a couple of months near the shop. Not fast, they tell you out right that it’s going to be 20+ minutes for the order (Leq Quarter and Slaw), and not cheap, but damn it was good. I tried the Mild, will probably go for the hot next time. Traditional Nashville Hot Chicken. Try it.

RBS

The next time you come down here to town, go to Prince’s; the wait is worth it (but, unless you like to eat [and poo] lava, I wouldn’t go hotter than their mild, unless you’re just a glutton for punishment).

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Belafon  May 12, 2016 • 6:53:17pm

re: #122 EPR-radar

I like how “censorship” = “a private entity not putting up with offensive shit” for right wing nut jobs.

They want to keep Target, a private company, from codifying that transgender people are allowed in the bathroom of the gender they identify with.

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HappyWarrior  May 12, 2016 • 6:54:38pm

re: #135 Belafon

They want to keep Target, a private company, from codifying that transgender people are allowed in the bathroom of the gender they identify with.

Yep.

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Belafon  May 12, 2016 • 6:56:33pm

re: #133 teleskiguy

Along the lines of $1 books (not necessarily the titles), I am trying to find copies of the Stainless Steel Rat for my son to read. I can find them for a dollar each, with $4-5 shipping and handling.

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Barefoot Grin  May 12, 2016 • 6:56:57pm

re: #115 Charles Johnson

Chuck’s been talking to his imaginary friends again.

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Oh he of the Royal “We” and pretentious font purporting intelligence unsubstantiated.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  May 12, 2016 • 6:59:00pm

Go read Bill McBride’s latest post on the Calculated Risk blog.

Bottom line:

I am still a registered Republican, and #ImWithHer

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Reality Based Steve  May 12, 2016 • 7:01:04pm

re: #134 TedStriker

The next time you come down here to town, go to Prince’s; the wait is worth it (but, unless you like to eat [and poo] lava, I wouldn’t go hotter than their mild, unless you’re just a glutton for punishment).

Do you take me for some foolish johnny come lately carpetbagger who isn’t acquainted with Princes? I’m hurt, hurt and sad, hurt and sad and maybe even overwhelmed with angst.

I love Princes. Their “Medium” is all I can handle, and the “Mild” is just fine with me most of the time. This isn’t quite that good, but very well done, pan fried, crispy and juicy, and left the white bread with a nice orange coating on it.

How ya doing?

RBS

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Reality Based Steve  May 12, 2016 • 7:03:23pm

re: #115 Charles Johnson

Chuck’s been talking to his imaginary friends again.

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It’s getting so bad, his imaginary friends are planning an intervention for him.

RBS

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teleskiguy  May 12, 2016 • 7:05:00pm

Priorities, man.

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Snarknado!  May 12, 2016 • 7:07:26pm

re: #137 Belafon

Along the lines of $1 books (not necessarily the titles), I am trying to find copies of the Stainless Steel Rat for my son to read. I can find them for a dollar each, with $4-5 shipping and handling.

Just the Stainless Steel Rat, or more than one of the titles? If the latter, you can find good deals searching on ebay. (Mainly because buying more than one is so good for the shipping charges.)

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TedStriker  May 12, 2016 • 7:11:36pm

re: #140 Reality Based Steve

Do you take me for some foolish johnny come lately carpetbagger who isn’t acquainted with Princes? I’m hurt, hurt and sad, hurt and sad and maybe even overwhelmed with angst.

I love Princes. Their “Medium” is all I can handle, and the “Mild” is just fine with me most of the time. This isn’t quite that good, but very well done, pan fried, crispy and juicy, and left the white bread with a nice orange coating on it.

How ya doing?

RBS

I’m alright, just at work for another 45 minutes.

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nines09  May 12, 2016 • 7:13:28pm

re: #142 teleskiguy

Priorities, man.

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Where else? Dallas. “But it will be a huge draw. Families will relocate here for the exposure show.” I wonder what they will pay the coaches? Fuck it. Make the school a dormitory, we’re raising FOOTBALL PLAYERS!!! 2 plus 2? QUARTERBACK BLITZ!!!!! Science? RUN FASTER!!! Geology? THAT’S DIRT MAN!!!

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gocart mozart  May 12, 2016 • 7:18:55pm
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Stanley Sea  May 12, 2016 • 7:33:26pm

re: #142 teleskiguy

Priorities, man.

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Same place where barrel roll cop assaulted black girl correct?

Cop quit? But add that lawsuit to the little city’s woes.

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sagehen  May 12, 2016 • 7:53:24pm

re: #137 Belafon

Along the lines of $1 books (not necessarily the titles), I am trying to find copies of the Stainless Steel Rat for my son to read. I can find them for a dollar each, with $4-5 shipping and handling.

Excellent choice. How old is the son?

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Belafon  May 12, 2016 • 8:26:20pm

re: #148 sagehen

Excellent choice. How old is the son?

He’s 11.

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Lancelot Link  May 12, 2016 • 8:31:34pm

re: #149 Belafon
Certain to become an interplanetary delinquent.


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