Alex Jones Says “Michelle Obama Is a Man” Who Murdered Joan Rivers

It’s so obvious, people
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Watching Alex Jones rant away in his latest web video about Michelle Obama murdering Joan Rivers to cover up the fact that she’s actually a man, it’s difficult to believe this madman actually has two million regular listeners.

But even worse — he has a direct line to Donald Trump, the Republican nominee for president of the United States.

“Don’t forget,” Jones said, “the famous comedienne Joan Rivers said, ‘Of course everyone knows she’s a tranny.’ She’s dead serious, ‘She’s a man.’ Deader than a doornail in a routine operation where basically she had fire poured down her throat and was a fire-breathing goblin. Dead on arrival. Shoot your mouth off, honey, you will die.”

“I really think — her daughters don’t look like her — I really think this is some weird hoax they did again,” he said, “just like he didn’t get sworn in on the Bible, it was the Quran. All this weirdness, I mean, I used to laugh at this stuff, but man, it’s all about rubbing our noses in it. I think it’s all an arranged marriage, it’s all completely fake and it’s this big sick joke because he’s obsessed with transgender, just like some weird cult or something. I think Michelle Obama is a man. I really do. I really do. I believe it.”

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