Speaking in San Jose, June 2, 2016, after Hillary Clinton’s speech raked him ruthlessly over the coals of his own statements, Donald Trump confused his daugher Ivanka with his wife Melania, then quickly tried to backtrack and cover it up.
Low energy Donald can’t remember wife’s name, sad!
Mouth motoring at 80 mph…brain chugging along at about 20.
Dummy Donald can’t remember wife’s name! Not Presidential! Sad!
re: #4 goddamnedfrank
Where’s the brain bleach? I swear it was in the storage room…
re: #6 The Engineer Lobuno
Where’s the brain bleach? I swear it was in the storage room…
Got some right here.
But for sure, lets do keep pretending it was just an innocent slip of the tongue. Nothing creep like at all going on in the Trump family.
re: #4 goddamnedfrank
Is that Pleiku or Ia Drang? (The girl) His personal Viet Nam and all….
Well, y’all know what they say-incest is best when kept in the family…
He’s. Not. STABLE RT @Green_Footballs Here’s the video of Trump confusing his daughter Ivanka with his wife Melania. https://t.co/e7qFGaAIY2
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) June 3, 2016
re: #12 Charles Johnson
That guy has over a half-million followers on Twitter!
Nice work catching the Freudian slip!
To tie into what we were talking about in the previous thread, I think he’s got a lot going on in his head, and just got the names mixed up. Clinton not only rattled him with a strong speech, she got into his head, and really screwed with his ability to just throw random shit out. So he’s trying to make a coherent speech, which is definitely not a strength of his.
Hillary’s speech must have broken his brain cell.
re: #14 Belafon
So she rattled him pretty thoroughly using his own words. Nice work.
You know how with each Presidential candidate they go back and research their family tree….
RBS
re: #17 jaunte
So she rattled him pretty thoroughly using his own words. Nice work.
And rattled him enough for him to show poor judgement. He’s basically vowing to return the favor, in essence goading Hillary into removing the lid on the can of whoop-ass she has merely cracked the lid on so far O.O
This post is less than a half hour old and already the link at Twitter has been clicked over 1100 times!
Hey all! We’re sane here! You can actually read the comments without losing faith in humanity!
re: #18 Reality Based Steve
You know how with each Presidential candidate they go back and research their family tree….
RBS
Insert Jeff Foxworthy joke here about family trees that don’t fork.
re: #22 Stanley Sea
Just like his public statements.
When his own PR stills do nothing but make him look ridiculous, it’s pure gold.
re: #25 Great White Snark
They say gold won’t tarnish. They never saw that photo. I wanna refine that gold personally just to take the stink off.
Nothing in that picture that some aqua regia wouldn’t improve.
re: #19 jaunte
Mining the rich vein of true Trump.
That’s what happens when you mistake surface flash for class.
RBS
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re: #21 teleskiguy
This post is less than a half hour old and already the link at Twitter has been clicked over 1100 times!
Hey all! We’re sane here! You can actually read the comments without losing faith in humanity!
Lizards Lining Up for the News…re: #33 GlutenFreeJesus
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re: #35 retired cynic
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Referring to previous thread: If Trump accuses a judge, the son of a Mexican immigrant of conflict of interest in dealing with him and his university, would that disqualify him, as son of a German immigrant, from dealing with the Federal Republic of Germany?
re: #33 GlutenFreeJesus
Trump is a goddamned deviant, a degenerate. This picture shows.
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Looks like the violent protesters in San Jose were Bernie Sanders supporters.
Protesters chant “Bernie, Bernie, Bernie” after scuffle with an apparent Trump supporter. https://t.co/FGF1AGtriY
— Dan Merica (@danmericaCNN) June 3, 2016
re: #19 jaunte
Mining the rich vein of true Trump.
Sometimes the whole Gold Gilt Baroque Furniture is done for over the top comic effect….
But in his case, I think he really believes that image conveys class and power.
RBS
re: #42 Charles Johnson
Looks like the violent protesters in San Jose were Bernie Sanders supporters.
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re: #40 teleskiguy
He’s always looking for a piece of ass. Even if it’s partly from his own. Lucky for him, Hillary will hand his ass to himself on a platter. Maybe not so gaudy a platter. But a platter.
If you’re beating up Trump supporters, I hope they put your stupid ass in jail. Unacceptable. Fight at the voting booth, not this way. Fuckers.
re: #38 CuriousLurker
Well, that got annoying quickly. It’s behind a spoiler tag now if you want to refresh my comment so you don’t have to see it on infinite loop.
re: #42 Charles Johnson
Looks like the violent protesters in San Jose were Bernie Sanders supporters.
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I figured as much.
I just heard Hillary’s FP speech. Damn. I think Obama’s translator said it best: Khaleesi is coming to Westeros. This is just her first shot.
I’ll be proud to call her Madam President.
re: #42 Charles Johnson
Looks like the violent protesters in San Jose were Bernie Sanders supporters.
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There was doubt?!
re: #41 Stanley Sea
This doesn’t need to be behind private tags, IMO. It’s very pertinent to the discussion at hand.
re: #42 Charles Johnson
Looks like the violent protesters in San Jose were Bernie Sanders supporters.
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No one should be throwing things, period. Having said that, how does this help Sanders at all? /rhetorical question
re: #55 Belafon
No one should be throwing things, period. Having said that, how does this help Sanders at all? /rhetorical question
It’s practice for the revolution!
First debate. Donald gets so rattled by the fact a woman is using his own words against him to insult him. Refuses to do anymore debates. I can see it now.
Conservative writer doesn’t want to hear it.
@Green_Footballs @JHWeissmann Wishful thinking.
— James McPherson (@JimBMcPherson) June 3, 2016
re: #59 Charles Johnson
He may be talking about Trump wishing Ivanka was his wife.
re: #59 Charles Johnson
Conservative writer doesn’t want to hear it.
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@JimBMcPherson @Green_Footballs @JHWeissmann No. Really. He did.
— Teo (@Teukka72) June 3, 2016
re: #60 jaunte
He may be talking about Trump wishing Ivanka was his wife.
That’s what I thought too.
re: #60 jaunte
He may be talking about Trump wishing Ivanka was his wife.
Maybe that’s what he meant. Hard to tell from just two words.
Yep, that was what he meant.
@Teukka72 @Green_Footballs @JHWeissmann I meant wishful thinking on Trump’s part, of course.
— James McPherson (@JimBMcPherson) June 3, 2016
re: #67 Charles Johnson
I took a quick look at his timeline and he seems pretty unenthused about Trump.
re: #61 Jenner7
Much needed brain bleach—thank you. I think I’m gonna get while the gettin’ is good.
Later, lizards.
re: #73 retired cynic
OK. I give up. Gag.
Is it just me being a leftie, but do the pics make some of you more than a little uneasy with regard to the undertones?
re: #74 Teukka
Is it just me being a leftie, but do the pics make some of you more than a little uneasy with regard to the undertones?
It is not just you.
Now I’m reading reports that some of the “protesters” were flashing gang signs. Great…
re: #70 GlutenFreeJesus
So, I think we know now that Trump can do “Blue Steel” in both left and right directions.
re: #78 jaunte
So, I think we know now that Trump can do “Blue Steel” in both left and right directions.
It was less disturbing when he was younger and less orange.
re: #74 Teukka
“More than a little bit uneasy?”
A lot! I was a daddy’s girl, and I remember sitting on his lap when I was four and five years old but never as a teenager or an adult. It’s beyond creepy!
re: #69 jaunte
And someone who hasn’t blogged in quite a while, it seems.
re: #77 No Depression
Now I’m reading reports that some of the “protesters” were flashing gang signs. Great…
I am kind of wondering if the group just decided before hand to chant Bernie together.
re: #78 jaunte
So, I think we know now that Trump can do “Blue Steel” in both left and right directions.
Too bad he needs the helmet.
dog his vanity to do that hair.
Texas wankers cover-up Trump’s wrongdoing. Political gift. https://t.co/YUmwwSgvkA
— Bruce Bartlett (@BruceBartlett) June 3, 2016
Trump will be 70 in a couple of weeks and would succeed Saint Reagan as the oldest president at the time of inauguration if, Cthulhu forbid, he happens to win.
Hillary Clinton’s age is the subject of constant disparaging and insulting comments from the opposition. One almost never sees such comments about Trump, even though he is more than a year older.
Why is that?//
Video: Donald Trump Confuses His Daughter With His Wife
Doctor Who
“He looks tired, doesn’t he?”
re: #85 Shiplord Kirel
Trump will be 70 in a couple of weeks and would succeed Saint Reagan as the oldest president at the time of inauguration if, Cthulhu forbid, he happens to win.
Hillary Clinton’s age is the subject of constant disparaging and insulting comments from the opposition. One almost never sees such comments about Trump, even though he is more than a year older.
Why is that?//
Donald Trump’s doctor said if Trump was elected president, he’d be the healthiest man ever elected to that office. pic.twitter.com/s35aSo1MWO
— Desha (@Desha7) May 13, 2016
re: #87 teleskiguy
He does remember resemble! Kim Jung-un more than either Obama or Clinton, so….
re: #88 retired cynic
Actually, for a moment, I thought you had slipped in a photo of Chris Christie!
re: #87 teleskiguy
Trump is quite paunchy. He’s going to be full Christie in a couple of years.
re: #87 teleskiguy
The trump doctor statement was tossed in the ash heap of trump outrageous shit, but damn. It ranks really high in the list of absurd.
re: #91 MsJ
Trump is quite paunchy. He’s going to be full Christie in a couple of years.
Long red ties will get wider & wider.
Heh.
Billionaire as performed by @realDonaldTrump Why did I do this ? Because I can :) https://t.co/MtputSOF5R
— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) June 3, 2016
re: #74 Teukka
Is it just me being a leftie, but do the pics make some of you more than a little uneasy with regard to the undertones?
No, it’s not just you. I don’t think it matters whether you’re a conservative or a liberal, any decent person would be “a little uneasy.”
My standard answer when someone tells me HRC is no better than Trump:
“Well, personally, I’m voting for the party whose candidate isn’t an overt racist, as any American with even the tiniest shred of morality would. But I’m stupid like that.”
The fact that, even when I spell that out, people still try Magic Balance Fairy me is utterly depressing.
re: #100 Mattand
My standard answer when someone tells me HRC is no better than Trump:
“Well, personally, I’m voting for the party whose candidate isn’t an overt racist, as any American with even the tiniest shred of morality would. But I’m stupid like that.”
The fact that, even when I spell that out, people still try Magic Balance Fairy me is utterly depressing.
My answer to “they are both sides of the same coin” or “the lesser of two evils” argument: No. There is not evil and lesser evil. There is only evil and not evil. I am voting for not evil.
Breitbart has some outrage over the e-mails on their website which means it’s now on the front page of Reddit because people there just can not stand the idea that Hillary is going to get away with all this. Exactly what ‘all this’ is I don’t know but she’s a monster and she should be in jail, that’s for certain. One guy posted that he’s got all his Hillary friends lined up and he’s going to call them all to gloat the day she’s indicted cause it’s going to happen soon, just you wait.
re: #104 The Great Eye
Breitbart has some outrage over the e-mails on their website which means it’s now on the front page of Reddit because people there just can not stand the idea that Hillary is going to get away with all this. Exactly what ‘all this’ is I don’t know but she’s a monster and she should be in jail, that’s for certain. One guy posted that he’s got all his Hillary friends lined up and he’s going to call them all to gloat the day she’s indicted cause it’s going to happen soon, just you wait.
Yeah, I’ve heard a lot of when we comz to puwwwerr threats from them wingnuts as of late.
One of the stupidest letters I’ve ever seen published in the @denverpost. Reactionary garbage. https://t.co/cic3nnYSty @denveropinion
— Charlie Vogel (@teleskiguy) June 3, 2016
Here, I don’t mind quoting the whole thing here.
It seems as if morality and decency are slighted as being “puritanical” and outdated. Homosexuality and gay marriage are praised by both pseudo-“Christians” and liberals alike. Next, we must cater to transgender individuals with complicated bathroom situations. Now, we have those of the “exposed nipple society” suing city governments when these women could simply work at strip joints and get paid for their indiscretions.
Public display of nudity is one of the signs of a degenerate society. I suppose we can soon expect Crotch Awareness Day. The source of the problem is that the many see nothing amiss and anything goes. We’ve come a long way, baby! Goodbye, America.
Stan Harrison, Parker
re: #16 No Depression
Hillary’s speech must have broken his brain cell.
Hillary Clinton’s speech today made Donald Trump’s hands look even smaller.
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) June 2, 2016
re: #104 The Great Eye
Right when they take Colin Powell, Condoleeza Rice, and Jeb Bush to jail for the same thing. Ain’t gonna happen because running a private E-mail server is not illegal.
In point of fact, when that derp hit the press, in a village board meeting I asked the village attorney (and county prosecutor) about that. I pointed out I use a private E-mail server for official village business; are they going to charge me? He snickered at the prospect, and although they are not the FBI or Federal prosecutors, he pointed out it is not illegal.
I was relieved I wasn’t going to jail. (::
The old goat has become the comment section:
“But when it comes to foreign policy, we cannot forget that Secretary Clinton voted for the war in Iraq, the worst foreign policy blunder in modern American history, and that she has been a proponent of regime change, as in Libya, without thinking through the consequences.”
Iraq vote doesn’t even merit a comment any longer, as for Lybia, it was not a matter of ‘regime change’ (there is nothing wrong with it btw), it was a matter of not letting the dictator slaughter the people who rebelled against him. Consequences there were indeed. There are always consequences. But it was basically Sophie’s choice.
re: #105 Teukka
Yeah, I’ve heard a lot of when we comz to puwwwerr threats from them wingnuts as of late.
That’s not too third world dictator troubling at all, is it?
re: #109 Nyet
Bernie fucking voted for Hillary Clinton’s confirmation as Secretary of State.
Bernie can go fuck himself.
You know why I phone bank & canvass for Hillary? Because that’s how I deal with my rage, I try to channel it toward really defeating Trump.
— Putain Démocratique (@goddamnedfrank) June 3, 2016
But as much as I fucking HATE doing that shit it, still feels better than doing nothing, or worse letting rage at Trump take over.
— Putain Démocratique (@goddamnedfrank) June 3, 2016
Republican Governor: Conservatives are Ready to be Crucified to Oppose Gay Rights (Video)
A mass crucifixion? Sounds like a great show. Imagine what we could get for the TV rights. Maybe Trump and that Bob Arum guy could promote it.
re: #106 teleskiguy
I feel pretty certain that if Stan Harrison is like most other people he has his own business to attend to. It’s not the fault of others that he’s a Nosy Nutter. He’s lying if he says America is coming to an end because a few things have changed and others are getting the same rights he’s been enjoying all along. Hell, I think he’s probably one of those fellows who goes batsh*t crazy if a woman breastfeeds her baby in a very discreet manner in public. I have my own affairs to attend to so I don’t have time to “patrol” restrooms at Target to see who is using them because I know that when you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go. Some people piss me off with their nonsense. Until NC passed NCHB2, and it got a lot of publicity, the same people who’re making a lot of noise today and pretending to be so upset about which bathroom someone uses weren’t saying sh*t. If this has been a long-term problem, why weren’t they saying anything before now? The answer is that it wasn’t, and isn’t, a problem, and these persons are allowing themselves to be manipulated by grifters and politicians who also don’t really give a damn which bathroom anyone uses, either. It’s all a front, an attempt to beg for money and get gullible tools to the polls to vote for them because they have nothing substantive to offer to our citizens.
In addition to confusing his wife with his daughter, Trump staged his entrance to one of Adolf Hitler’s favorite tunes, Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyries.
Of course he did.
re: #117 goddamnedfrank
Of course he did.
Wagner can’t object to the music being appropriated. Most living musicians would.
re: #117 goddamnedfrank
In addition to confusing his wife with his daughter, Trump staged his entrance to one of Adolf Hitler’s favorite tunes, Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyries.
Of course he did.
re: #118 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate
Wagner can’t object to the music being appropriated. Most living musicians would.
Look into Wagner’s views….
re: #120 Teukka
Look into Wagner’s views….
Oh, I know about them. He’d probably pay Trump to use his music. But using Wagner’s tunes means The Donald can’t be embarrassed when some famous living musician demands his or her music never be used at a Trump event.
re: #117 goddamnedfrank
Of course he did.
Should have used Franz von Stuck’s The Wild Chase as a backdrop.
That’s Wotan leading a procession of the dead—painted the year Hitler was born.
Desperate and pathetic even by El Rushbo’s usual nonexistent standards:
Limbaugh: Obama ‘livid’ at Trump’s Twitter skills https://t.co/GGO3lvLk29 | AP Photo pic.twitter.com/xzgXbgJRM3
— POLITICO (@politico) June 3, 2016
re: #122 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
Should have used Franz von Stuck’s The Wild Chase as a backdrop.
That’s Wotan leading a procession of the dead—painted the year Hitler was born.
Some white supremacists love them some Wotan/Odin.
re: #124 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate
Some white supremacists love them some Wotan/Odin.
I know, I refused to click on Stormfront to get that image—it was the first link on the page.
Hmmm. We haven’t had a Toyota recall or earthquake in a while…
— Kevin Nealon (@kevin_nealon) June 3, 2016
re: #112 goddamnedfrank
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re: #120 Teukka
Look into Wagner’s views….
I don’t think Wagner’s views are relevant for judging his music.
Good morning Lizards from a damp and windy France!
Itinerary got pushed back a day due to one of our party having passport issues and having to depart a day later than planned. So my brother and I used the time we needed to hang out near the airport to go visit a World War 1 cemetery (Ailes-Marne) and battlefield area near Chateau-Thierry (Belleau Wood). 4,000 graves and a chapel where the names of the missing are inscribed. It was heavily visited over Memorial Day and is a pilgrimage site of a sort for the USMC due to their involvement in that battle.
I also got some practice driving about in the rental car and getting used to the road signs and going through quaint French villages and suddenly having large trucks loom around curves in my general direction.
re: #119 Shiplord Kirel
Breitbart, which I won’t link to, is pushing a story about Laureate Education, a for-profit chain of colleges operating in a number of foreign countries. Bill Clinton was named an honorary chancellor apparently to use his image for marketing and was paid about $16 million over five years from 2010 until he resigned when Hillary was getting ready to start her campaign. Major differences between this and Trump U, of course, is that Laureate operates actual, accredited colleges which offer real degrees while Trump U was just a sleazy series of real estate seminars.
Our education system is in need of an overhaul. Donald Trump proves it. Millions are captivated by this third rate bully.
— Charlie Vogel (@teleskiguy) June 3, 2016
If the United States elects Donald Trump as President, we fucking deserve it because we’re a nation of uneducated superstitious half-wits.
— Charlie Vogel (@teleskiguy) June 3, 2016
re: #130 teleskiguy
Charlie, question. I stream Nugs and am listening to UM’s 2015 Jan shows at the Beacon in NYC. IYO what’s the best set you have heard. These are pretty darned good.
re: #128 Nyet
I don’t think Wagner’s views are relevant for judging his music.
It’s good music. But tainted by the composer and those who abused his music.
re: #133 Dave In Austin
Charlie, question. I stream Nugs and am listening to UM’s 2015 Jan shows at the Beacon in NYC. IYO what’s the best set you have heard. These are pretty darned good.
Dude, I’ve seen them 50 times now. Shit.
Listen to “Much Obliged” into “Uncle Wally” from 2011/03/08. I was in the audience and right before Uncle Wally started I was convulsing from all the fucking ROCK N ROLL that blew through my earholes.
re: #131 Big Beautiful Door
Breitbart, which I won’t link to, is pushing a story about Laureate Education, a for-profit chain of colleges operating in a number of foreign countries. Bill Clinton was named an honorary chancellor apparently to use his image for marketing and was paid about $16 million over five years from 2010 until he resigned when Hillary was getting ready to start her campaign. Major differences between this and Trump U, of course, is that Laureate operates actual, accredited colleges which offer real degrees while Trump U was just a sleazy series of real estate seminars.
But they’re totally the same!! Both Sides!!11!!!
re: #71 Reality Based Steve
Just ran across this on YouTube, Rod Stewart dropping in on Jeff Beck unexpectedly. Jeff Beck is about the 968th reason that I don’t even TRY to play guitar.
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I’m off to bed, have a good evening and I’ll see you all tomorrow.
RBS
Protesters chant “Bernie, Bernie, Bernie” after scuffle with an apparent Trump supporter. https://t.co/FGF1AGtriY
— Dan Merica (@danmericaCNN) June 3, 2016
Expect the media to demand Clinton denounce this while not mentioning Sanders at all.
re: #138 goddamnedfrank
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Expect the media to demand Clinton denounce this while not mentioning Sanders at all.
No, no, no. You’ve got it all wrong. They were really paid provocateurs of Mrs. Clinton, trying to make Mr. Sanders look bad.
(Just kidding, of course.)
Former Mexican President Vicente Fox: I’ll debate Trump if he stops ‘lying and cheating people’
OMG!! There’s that Jihadi hand signal again, like Obama uses!!!!
#NowPlaying Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble > Texas Flood https://t.co/iNmiA7gx3A
— Charlie Vogel (@teleskiguy) June 3, 2016
“P.S. You are a loser,” Donald Trump wrote in a 2009 letter to Mike Tollin, a filmmaker https://t.co/JTfmNWPMG4 pic.twitter.com/pBPgs9olCi
— The New York Times (@nytimes) June 3, 2016
Maybe this is just Trump’s idea of a ‘Southern Strategy’. I kid, I kid; don’t mean offend anyone from the land where it’s ‘all relative’.
re: #78 jaunte
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So, I think we know now that Trump can do “Blue Steel” in both left and right directions.
Funny, I was just thinking that Trump reminded me of Mugatu, he even has a signature tie that he wears in all those pics.
re: #144 jc717
Funny, I was just thinking that Trump reminded me of Mugatu, he even has a signature tie that he wears in all those pics.
Did you say “mugatu”? That’s sure the way I heard it, pace this YouTube poster….
Mugato killed the thread…
re: #146 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)
..still absorbing HRC’s epic day…
re: #146 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)
Mugato killed the thread…
It needs Nancy Kovack to suck the poison out.
@realDonaldTrump @angeloftruth11 Not her you #BigBaby.
— DaveT62 (@DaveoutofAustin) June 3, 2016
The Justice Department handed down three more indictments of current and retired Navy officers last week. That brings the total to 13 snared in the seemingly endless scandal of Glenn Defense Marine Asia — the company once run by Leonard Glenn Francis of Malaysia. Also known as Fat Leonard.The indictments, starting in 2013 for a scheme that went on for years, are like the salt water lapping at Navy ships. Each wave adds a little corrosion, each indictment ripping a little more of the Navy’s reputation. The Navy spends significant resources every day combating corrosion and decay of its vessels so they’ll stay ship-shape. So must it also attend to its ethics. Too much is at stake for it not to.
You know the story. In brief, many, perhaps hundreds, of uniformed and civilian personnel in the 7th Fleet took bribes of all kinds from Francis in return for Navy data and preferential treatment that made his company the top provisioner of ships in Southeast Asia. The Justice Department and Navy Criminal Investigative Service say GDMA not only got contracts, it fleeced the Navy on them. It went on for years — partly because Francis had people on his bribe payroll inside NCIS itself. Of the 13 indicted so far, according to Justice, nine pleaded guilty rather than go to trial.
re: #140 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
Former Mexican President Vicente Fox: I’ll debate Trump if he stops ‘lying and cheating people’
OMG!! There’s that Jihadi hand signal again, like Obama uses!!!!
I like his hat much better than Trump’s stupid caps.
So lemme see if I’ve got this straight: Howard Dean trying to hype up the crowd after he lost the Iowa caucus was so embarrassing as to immediately disqualify him from the Presidency, but tRump’s complete meltdown in San José after Hillary’s speech is perfectly copacetic, is that correct?
I almost ran over a dinosaur on my way into work this morning. Although not as impressive as some walking around Florida golf course, the common snapping turtle is fierce enough to survive through winter in New York. They like to come out around this time of year and lay their eggs on the side of the road. I don’t recommend eating them, Les Stroud of Survivorman can attest to that.
You bring up the subject of pathogens. I know you’ve gotten sick on the show before—what have you contracted while shooting your show?
More often, it’s from water. But I did get a nasty parasite in my mouth one time that created all of these nasty snaking lesions. And I don’t know what gave it to me, but I’m suspicious that it was a turtle I ate on Survivorman in Georgia.
re: #153 Buyers Remorse
I almost ran over a dinosaur on my way into work this morning. Although not as impressive as some walking around Florida golf course, the common snapping turtle is fierce enough to survive through winter in New York. They like to come out around this time of year and lay their eggs on the side of the road. I don’t recommend eating them, Les Stroud of Survivorman can attest to that.
Eating turtle is over-rated, anyway.
I confuse my wife and daughters names all the time. They both end in elle. I usually cover it up by calling them by our dogs and cats names as well. My wife, in the heat of the moment, will accidentally yell at our son using the dog’s name, which always diffuses the situation.
re: #155 Buyers Remorse
I confuse my wife and daughters names all the time. They both end in elle. I usually cover it up by calling them by our dogs and cats names as well. My wife, in the heat of the moment, will accidentally yell at our son using the dog’s name, which always diffuses the situation.
It is a lot less embarrassing than when yo confuse your ex’s name with that of your current girlfriend…
but again, any talk of his fingers, his hair, his skin color, his memory lapses (7/11 vs 9/11, wife vs. daughter), his university, his charitable contributions, etc., is all a distraction from the fact that this man is not qualified for the office of the Presidency and that electing him would be a disaster for the country and the world at large
Some officials worry about briefing Trump, fearing spilled secrets https://t.co/f2c5J3vAyK
— Dr. Matt (@DrMatthew) June 3, 2016
re: #156 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)
This too, shall pass.
As much of an evil conservative that I am, I don’t see myself pulling the trigger and voting for Trump. I am not buying his schtick. He is an actor. He is putting on a show. You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
re: #113 Shiplord Kirel
Republican Governor: Conservatives are Ready to be Crucified to Oppose Gay Rights (Video)
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A mass crucifixion? Sounds like a great show. Imagine what we could get for the TV rights. Maybe Trump and that Bob Arum guy could promote it.
Who is going to crucify them though? They’ll have to crucify themselves. The world is moving forward and bigots are going to be left behind. Their hysteria over transgender people is no different than their racism against Black people in the pre-Civil Rights movement era. Once again, they are on the wrong side of history.
Morning Dead Intern Joe is having a segment right now discussing how Trump can get more Hispanic votes than Romney and how Trump’s message resonates with Hispanics.
P.S. Not The Onion
re: #156 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)
Actually, many of the things you mentioned are important factors in why he’s not qualified to be President.
re: #158 Buyers Remorse
This too, shall pass.
As much of an evil conservative that I am, I don’t see myself pulling the trigger and voting for Trump. I am not buying his schtick. He is an actor. He is putting on a show. You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
But the modern news media will follow him around like an enamored teenager as long as he guarantees ratings
I stole breakfast. https://t.co/Yo2e41Bi8T
— Schrödinger (@DrSchrodinger15) June 3, 2016
re: #159 Patricia Kayden
Who is going to crucify them though? They’ll have to crucify themselves. The world is moving forward and bigots are going to be left behind. Their hysteria over transgender people is no different than their racism against Black people in the pre-Civil Rights movement era. Once again, they are on the wrong side of history.
Reminds me of my favorite quote from The Young Ones when Rick announces that he is going to crucify himself in protest against Maggie Thatcher’s policies.
Roommate Nigel warns him: “Don’t do it Rick! I’ve tried it before and you can never get that last nail in!”
re: #113 Shiplord Kirel
Republican Governor: Conservatives are Ready to be Crucified to Oppose Gay Rights (Video)
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A mass crucifixion? Sounds like a great show. Imagine what we could get for the TV rights. Maybe Trump and that Bob Arum guy could promote it.
re: #162 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)
Trump is putting on the Greatest Show on Earth in this circus we call life.
I have faith in the voting public that they will pick the best candidate.
I think the only Hispanic demographic that would give any support for BigBaby would come from Caribbean origins… South of the border, not so much.
re: #167 Dave In Austin
I think the only Hispanic demographic that would give any support for BigBaby would come from Caribbean origins… South of the border, not so much.
And a handful of die-hard Castro-era Cuban emigres.
These ignorant fuckers bandy about the word “crucifixion” like they have any idea what it means. Do they expect to receive the most unrealistically merciful crucifixion on “record”, like Jesus (supposedly) did? If it rains enough for you to get a little water, you could hang there for a week. That’s what crucifixion means, you idiots. Still game?
re: #155 Buyers Remorse
I confuse my wife and daughters names all the time. They both end in elle. I usually cover it up by calling them by our dogs and cats names as well. My wife, in the heat of the moment, will accidentally yell at our son using the dog’s name, which always diffuses the situation.
It happens. I’ve done it. BUT neither one of us is running for POTUS.
re: #169 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
These ignorant fuckers bandy about the word “crucifixion” like they have any idea what it means. Do they expect to receive the most unrealistically merciful crucifixion on “record”, like Jesus (supposedly) did? If it rains enough for you to get a little water, you could hang there for a week. That’s what crucifixion means, you idiots. Still game?
Remember, to these people
persecution = not being able to force their religious views on others through legislation.
re: #169 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
Crucifixion is an ancient instrument of capital punishment: the method of slow and painful execution in which the victim is tied or nailed to a large wooden beam and left to hang for several days until eventual death from exhaustion and asphyxiation. It is principally known from antiquity, but remains in occasional use in some countries.
Qualifications needed to be President of the United States:
Article II, Section 1, Clause 5 of the Constitution sets the following qualifications for holding the presidency:
be a natural-born citizen of the United States;[note 1]
be at least thirty-five years old;
be a resident in the United States for at least fourteen years.
The Twelfth Amendment precludes anyone ineligible to being the president from becoming the vice president.A person who meets the above qualifications is still disqualified from holding the office of president under any of the following conditions:
Under the Twenty-second Amendment, no person can be elected president more than twice. The amendment also specifies that if any eligible person serves as president or acting president for more than two years of a term for which some other eligible person was elected president, the former can only be elected president once. Scholars disagree over whether a person precluded by the Twenty-second Amendment to being elected president is also precluded to being vice president.[69]
Under Article I, Section 3, Clause 7, upon conviction in impeachment cases, the Senate has the option of disqualifying convicted individuals from holding federal office, including that of president.[70]
Under Section 3 of the Fourteenth Amendment, no person who swore an oath to support the Constitution, and later rebelled against the United States, can become president. However, this disqualification can be lifted by a two-thirds vote of each house of Congress.
re: #113 Shiplord Kirel
Republican Governor: Conservatives are Ready to be Crucified to Oppose Gay Rights (Video)
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A mass crucifixion? Sounds like a great show. Imagine what we could get for the TV rights. Maybe Trump and that Bob Arum guy could promote it.
OFFS
re: #173 Buyers Remorse
There are legal and practical qualifications. To me, a total lack of public service, either as a non-elected civil servant or government official, member of the military or elected official all but disqualifies a person from running for President.
re: #123 Lidane
Desperate and pathetic even by El Rushbo’s usual nonexistent standards:
BwWWaaaaapfppfpfpfpfpf!!!!111
re: #86 Great White Snark
Video: Donald Trump Confuses His Daughter With His Wife
Doctor Who
“He looks tired, doesn’t he?”
should i be at all concerned that I know exactly where the Doctor Who quote is from?
Will the fed raise the rates?!
nypost.com
Friday is a very big day for Wall Street.
The employment report for May will be released by the Labor Department and it could be the last excuse a reluctant Federal Reserve needs to raise interest rates.
If the report is exceptionally weak — a reflection of the obvious weakness in the overall economy — Fed Chair Janet Yellen and her policy-making Federal Open Market Committee might have a difficult time justifying a rate hike at their next meeting on June 14 and 15.
U.S. stock futures turned lower Friday after employment data showed that hiring slowed sharply in May.
Futures pointed to a 0.3% drop for the S&P 500, compared with a 0.1% gain ahead of the jobs data. Changes in futures don’t necessarily reflect market moves after the opening bell.
Nonfarm payrolls rose by a seasonally adjusted 38,000 in May, the weakest performance since September 2010, the Labor Department said Friday. Economists surveyed by The Wall Street Journal had predicted payrolls would rise by 158,000.
re: #99 Anymouse
No, it’s not just you. I don’t think it matters whether you’re a conservative or a liberal, any decent person would be “a little uneasy.”
it isn’t completely the grown daughter in daddy’s lap element. it’s the knowledge that Trump was married to someone who was actually younger than the daughter at the time.
re: #179 Buyers Remorse
38,000 jobs is pretty low but at least the economy is not losing jobs.
re: #134 Teukka
It’s good music. But tainted by the composer and those who abused his music.
Not at all. If Stalin liked Tсhaikovsky it doesn’t mean that Tсhaikovsky is now tainted. And when you listen to Tchaikovsky you don’t need to know anything about his political views or his worldview. I have no idea whether he liked or despised this or that ethnic group and it doesn’t matter.
Same with Wagner.
re: #91 MsJ
Drumpf is quite paunchy. He’s going to be full Christie in a couple of years.
Ah! That’s why he’s latched so hard onto Christie. Get Christie to stand on stage with you and suddenly you look svelte.
re: #158 Buyers Remorse
This too, shall pass.
As much of an evil conservative that I am, I don’t see myself pulling the trigger and voting for Trump. I am not buying his schtick. He is an actor. He is putting on a show. You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
Trump is both Borat and Huey Long.
Record-breaking 75th month of U.S. private sector job growth slightly disappointing, only 856,000 better than Bush’s last month in office
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) June 3, 2016
re: #173 Buyers Remorse
At one point in time, the only qualification for being a doctor was that you had to have a barber pole. The Constitution defines the minimum, for sure, but I’m going to expect an understanding of how to make our country function before I elect that person president.
re: #155 Buyers Remorse
I confuse my wife and daughters names all the time. They both end in elle. I usually cover it up by calling them by our dogs and cats names as well. My wife, in the heat of the moment, will accidentally yell at our son using the dog’s name, which always diffuses the situation.
I have a sneaking suspicion that Trump actually did speak with his daughter because she is a trusted business partner and I bet he values her opinion over his wife’s. Melania is basically a mistress that he married, not an equal partner to share his life with.
So there was a basketball game last night, and it was very good. What made it good in my opinion was the fact that the hype and the stars and big play makers took a back seat to the bench, and what won the game was truly a team effort. For people like myself, who appreciate the game for what it is, but don’t follow except for during the playoffs, it was especially entertaining.
Guy at the bar: “Come on Steph. No…missed another three…this sucks.”
Me: “Who the hell is that guy? Or that guy? Hey, we’re up by 20 and it’s all second string players against the Cavs starters? Holy shit.”
Team sports…it’s fun when they play out that way.
He misspelled “teleprompter” again
In Crooked Hillary’s telepromter speech yesterday, she made up things that I said or believe but have no basis in fact. Not honest!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 3, 2016
re: #179 Buyers Remorse
Will the fed raise the rates?!
nypost.com
Ow. The estimate was between 150,000-175,000?
Shame that all that this administration has done for the economy despite all of the man-made roadblocks will take grief over this.
re: #191 jeffreyw
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Good morning!
Good morning! Look what I woke up to…a gift! I gave it a quick ‘burial at sea’ and they both looked at me as if to say, “What the fuck? You were supposed to eat that.”
News of yet more violence as instigated by anti Trump protesters is very disturbing. Plays into those tiny hands, that big ego, and those angry, angry cultish followers of his.
abcnews.go.com
re: #194 Great White Snark
News of yet more violence as instigated by anti Trump protesters is very disturbing. Plays into those tiny hands, that big ego, and those angry, angry cultish followers of his.
It’s all theater and hype. Audience participation is to be expected. It’s taken a year of constant media coverage to get is into the right mood for a “Summer of Chaos”…it’ll be great for ratings, we won’t have to talk about issues in depth because…boooooring…and everyone will get to show their ugly sides. It’ll be like that scene in The Kingsman where Samuel L Jackson’s character activates all of the SIM cards in mobile phones and turns the world into a bloodbath to a Lynyrd Skynyrd soundtrack.
re: #195 darthstar
And later, we can all look at each other awkwardly and say, “Uh…about last night.”
re: #194 Great White Snark
News of yet more violence as instigated by anti Trump protesters is very disturbing. Plays into those tiny hands, that big ego, and those angry, angry cultish followers of his.
abcnews.go.com
This is exactly what Trump wants. He’s stirring the pot. He’s the agitator. He wants to pit Americans against Americans. Trump is evil. There’s no other way to describe him.
Last month, there was good job growth but the unemployment rate did not change. This month, the job growth was weak but unemployment fell. I understand but still find it interesting.
Either posts 19 and 70 are from the same photoshoot, or Donald really isn’t a billionaire and has to wear the same clothes twice!
re: #197 Dr. Matt
This is exactly what Trump wants. He’s stirring the pot. He’s the agitator. He wants to pit Americans against Americans. Trump is evil. There’s no other way to describe him.
It’s not just what Trump wants. Yes, he has been stirring the pot for a year, but he’s had a lot of help. And the good people get to express outrage at all the bad people. Now available on both sides of the aisle.
Shit show, 2016
Yay! Fuck this guy.
Ex-FBI agent who accused Obama of treason loses lucrative gig training cops https://t.co/qgFuyOV2zx pic.twitter.com/sLx4LLRyEo
— Raw Story (@RawStory) June 3, 2016
re: #201 darthstar
Yay! Fuck this guy.
Ex-FBI agent who accused Obama of treason loses lucrative gig training cops
It will be sold as a case of government retribution and persecution.
Drama queen:
UPDATE: Trump calls U.S. jobs report for May ‘terrible’ and a ‘bombshell’ pic.twitter.com/0FQNmxn9qL
— Reuters Business (@ReutersBiz) June 3, 2016
Okay…time for Banjo’s Friday beach pic. Have a good day everyone.
re: #203 Dr. Matt
Drama queen:
Yeah, he’ll spin it as the economy is tanking, but he’ll bring back all the jobs so fast it would make your head spin.
Watching Sec. Clinton’s FP speech from yesterday. HOLY GOD DAMN HELL this is incredible.
re: #206 Franklin
Watching Sec. Clinton’s FP speech from yesterday. HOLY GOD DAMN HELL this is incredible.
Just concentrate on the Elephant in the Room, so to speak: DT is simply unqualified for the post of President. Agree or disagree with HRC’s policies, there is no question of her qualifications.
re: #207 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)
Just concentrate on the Elephant in the Room, so to speak: DT is simply unqualified for the post of President. Agree or disagree with HRC’s policies, there is no question of her qualifications.
She has truly said more in the first 13 minutes I’ve watched so far then Trump has said since he announced his candidacy.
re: #208 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate
Trump is outmatched. He won’t know what hit him until after it’s all over.
Just wait till the real campaign starts, with Bill Clinton and President Obama both going into high gear—the two greatest campaigners in a century, probably….
re: #206 Franklin
Watching Sec. Clinton’s FP speech from yesterday. HOLY GOD DAMN HELL this is incredible.
Quite impressive. If everyone on Team Clinton goes after Trump with such surgical precision, he’ll be weeping on the podium most of the time between now and November.
And I have every reason to believe that between Hillary, Bill, Obama, Biden and Warren, the message discipline will be excellent and relentless.
And Hillary should thank Warren for laying out the template for the best way to go after Trump. Her speech last week showed how easily trolled he is, and Clinton’s speechwriters figured out how to lace the taunts with real policy.
They’ve found Trump’s Achilles Heel, and they should attack it continuously. Every day. Expose this fucker for the whiny, stumpy-fingered punk he’s always been.
re: #149 Dave In Austin
Who killed four Americans in Benghazi? A bunch of assholes with guns.
Trump, man. He’s a parody. I can only imagine the majority of wealthy people thinking how boorish and uncouth he is. Thin-skin isn’t his only issue. Dude has more issues than the New York Post.
re: #210 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
Just wait till the real campaign starts, with Bill Clinton and President Obama both going into high gear—the two greatest campaigners in a century, probably….
Yeah, they’ll use his fake hair as a floor mop.
re: #155 Buyers Remorse
I confuse my wife and daughters names all the time. They both end in elle. I usually cover it up by calling them by our dogs and cats names as well. My wife, in the heat of the moment, will accidentally yell at our son using the dog’s name, which always diffuses the situation.
My husband is from a large family. He has eight siblings. His dad always cycled through all the kids names when he was yelling at one of them.
We do that for our five dogs, too.
“Fred, George, Sam…SHIT!”
re: #157 Dr. Matt
MBF bullshit.
Eight senior security officials told Reuters they had concerns over briefing Trump, whose brash, unpredictable campaign style has been a feature of his rise as an insurgent candidate. Despite their worries, the officials said the “Top Secret” briefing to each candidate would not deviate from the usual format to avoid any appearance of bias.
…
Current and former officials said that the scandal over Hillary Clinton’s use of emails also raises concerns about her handling of sensitive information. The likely Democratic nominee is facing an FBI probe into whether security was compromised and laws were broken by her use of a private email server for government business while she was Secretary of State.
re: #214 MsJ
My husband is from a large family. He has eight siblings. His dad always cycled through all the kids names when he was yelling at one of them.
I was fine when we had only two kids, but as soon as third kid came along, I really did have to go through the list.
re: #184 makeitstop
Ah! That’s why he’s latched so hard onto Christie. Get Christie to stand on stage with you and suddenly you look svelte.
That’s actually a very good observation. Trump is all about image.
re: #218 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
Tea Party diner owner who trashed ‘Dictator Obama’ on his menu busted for welfare fraud
Another right wing hypocrite. Magine my shock.
For the foodies in the crowd and completely and utterly OT. Younger son’s (17) HS graduation was on Wednesday, it’s our 25th anniversary year and elder son just left teenagehood. So, Mrs. Lapin took us all to The Inn at Little Washington as a joint celebration. We are in the kitchen. Pattrick O’Connel (owner and executive chef) has his kitchen guests introduced to his inner sanctum with a choir boy swinging a censer as they walk in. Heh.
Food and presentation was absolutely amazing:
Parmesan / truffle popcorn to watch the show
Amuse bouchesre: #214 MsJ
My husband is from a large family. He has eight siblings. His dad always cycled through all the kids names when he was yelling at one of them.
We do that for our five dogs, too.
“Fred, George, Sam…SHIT!”
LOL 9 kids here. At least I got the boys and the girls names right.
re: #218 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
Tea Party diner owner who trashed ‘Dictator Obama’ on his menu busted for welfare fraud
Someone can get jail time for stealing $100 but if you steal $23,000 you get probation. Must be nice to be a white-collar criminal.
THIS! #ImWithHer pic.twitter.com/SGfH2cViO9
— Franklin (@franklinftw) June 3, 2016
re: #223 Franklin
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But Obama doesn’t know how to lead, just ask the people whose party are about to nominate Trump.
re: #222 Timothy Watson
Someone can get jail time for stealing $100 but if you steal $23,000 you get probation. Must be nice to be a white-collar criminal.
I’ll wager he’s a white white collar crook too.
OK, just got done watching Sec. Clinton’s speech. I think I need a nap. The sheer f*cking awesome that was that speech has left me exhausted.
*facepalm*
Silicon Valley CEO says Trump is “a racist for the American employee.” My latest: https://t.co/1QzoEWmiTN pic.twitter.com/BXJGPhq6th
— Andrew Desiderio (@desiderioDC) June 2, 2016
re: #221 The Vicious Babushka
LOL 9 kids here. At least I got the boys and the girls names right.
6 kids in the Smith family. Mostly it was the girls names Dad had to go through chronologically, and that included granddaughters. We joked that my second oldest niece was ‘Che-Su-Ma-Li-Andrea.”
With my kids, we made the mistake of giving them names that start with the same sound, indeed, the same 3 letters. So sometimes Geoff gets called “Georff”.
re: #221 The Vicious Babushka
LOL 9 kids here. At least I got the boys and the girls names right.
There were 10. One passed away as an infant.
One of his brothers married a woman from a family of 14. Seriously, holidays are something to behold. I have never seen that many people in one place outside of a concert.
re: #236 Franklin
Wow, how have I missed @traecrowder all this time, he is great!
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I don’t believe he is an actual redneck, he uses words that got more than 1 syllable. Sometimes even 3 syllables!
In Crooked Hillary’s telepromter speech yesterday, she made up things that I said or believe but have no basis in fact. Not honest!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 3, 2016
You literally said all those things. https://t.co/6VX5AfR7gL https://t.co/U8LfWdPU7x
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) June 3, 2016
re: #237 The Vicious Babushka
I don’t believe he is an actual redneck, he uses words that got more than 1 syllable. Sometimes even 3 syllables!
I think it’s a character, he’s a stand up comic.
re: #243 Franklin
LOL, this is the best:
Trump is providing the ammo, Clinton is shooting it right back at him. Remember, he has the “best words.”
re: #220 Le Lapin Tueur
For the foodies in the crowd and completely and utterly OT. Younger son’s (17) HS graduation was on Wednesday, it’s our 25th anniversary year and elder son just left teenagehood. So, Mrs. Lapin took us all to The Inn at Little Washington as a joint celebration. We are in the kitchen. Pattrick O’Connel (owner and executive chef) has his kitchen guests introduced to his inner sanctum with a choir boy swinging a censer as they walk in. Heh.
Food and presentation was absolutely amazing:
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I follow @caroljoynt she writes about the Inn and goes there a lot. Lucky you!!!
re: #63 teleskiguy
I will always upding Ween. Always.
Michael Bay may be somewhat of a hack director, but his heart is in the right place. He’s giving “the world’s loneliest dog” a part in a movie, and has promised to find her a home. If not, he’ll adopt her himself.
I finally had a chance to watch the whole speech from yesterday. It was a thing of beauty. I can only hope that the next 6 months will be filled with moments like that.
re: #247 Flying Squirrel Girl
I will always upding Ween. Always.
So will my girlfriend. She is a total Weeniac.
re: #164 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)
Reminds me of my favorite quote from The Young Ones when Rick announces that he is going to crucify himself in protest against Maggie Thatcher’s policies.
Roommate Nigel warns him: “Don’t do it Rick! I’ve tried it before and you can never get that last nail in!”
The last nail was going to be my response as well. Which made me think of my favorite Dan Fogelberg song:
re: #210 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
Just wait till the real campaign starts, with Bill Clinton and President Obama both going into high gear—the two greatest campaigners in a century, probably….
And Warren, Pelosi, Frankin, Biden…. left wing has a deep bench
re: #252 Ming5000
And Warren, Pelosi, Frankin, Biden…. left wing has a deep bench
And the Right wing has Fox News commentators…
Not only did the Texas AG, (and future Gov) sell us out, he probably sold too cheap.
“Documents detailing internal discussions among Texas’ lawyers charged with protecting consumers shed new light after an Associated Press report that detailed how Abbott’s investigation into Trump University was “quietly dropped” in 2010 when the company agreed to cease operations in the Lone Star State. A few years later, the AP reported, Abbott received $35,000 in donations from the billionaire real estate mogul for his successful gubernatorial bid.”
re: #250 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)
So will my girlfriend. She is a total Weeniac.
I came in late, but I like where this is going
re: #254 lizardofid
Not only did the Texas AG, (and future Gov) sell us out, he probably sold too cheap.
“Documents detailing internal discussions among Texas’ lawyers charged with protecting consumers shed new light after an Associated Press report that detailed how Abbott’s investigation into Trump University was “quietly dropped” in 2010 when the company agreed to cease operations in the Lone Star State. A few years later, the AP reported, Abbott received $35,000 in donations from the billionaire real estate mogul for his successful gubernatorial bid.”
Abbott isn’t even a good crook, sad!
Memeorandum news feed right now:
Appearances:
Trump: 43
Clinton: 13
Sanders: 5
Not sure what it means. I feel Sanders’s name is showing up less. Waiting for zero.
re: #231 Lidane
*facepalm*
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Speaking of going off the rails—MSNBC joins the runaway train. Their expanding lineup of right wing hacks last night had Andy Card sharing his thoughts about Hillary’s speech with Lawrence O’Donnell (but mostly they talked about TRUMP as they always do.)
I lasted about 2 minutes, then couldn’t take it anymore.
Ah, yes - it all makes sense now. pic.twitter.com/49x0WCWIaA
— Tim Ryan (@TimRyan) June 3, 2016
Just sayin’…I know she’ll be the nominee, but she’s a natural at this shit. I got to hear the highlights of her foreign policy speech finally…seriously good attacks.
Hillary is very good at attacking Trump. She’d make a great Bernie Sanders surrogate
— Sean McCabe (@darthstar99) June 3, 2016
re: #260 darthstar
Just sayin’…I know she’ll be the nominee, but she’s a natural at this shit. I got to hear the highlights of her foreign policy speech finally…seriously good attacks.
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Got to give you credit for sticking to your guns. In a non-second-amendment-lunatic sense, of course.
re: #261 iossarian
Got to give you credit for sticking to your guns. In a non-second-amendment-lunatic sense, of course.
Speaking of Second Amendment lunatics:
Trump Delegate Says Federal Gov Leaders Should Be ‘Killed by American Citizens with Weapons’ https://t.co/47MnhL14fS pic.twitter.com/96DEGJefjF
— Mediaite (@Mediaite) June 3, 2016
re: #262 Lidane
Speaking of Second Amendment lunatics:
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you know for people who liken themselves to the victims of hte Nazis, wingnuts sure do have a bad habit of talking like actual Nazis.
re: #238 The Vicious Babushka
Oh @HillaryClinton you used “literally” a 4 syllable word. Way too advanced for Trump & his followers. They’re more DID TOO/DID NOT people.
— MsJoanne (@MsJoanne) June 3, 2016
😂😂😂😂😂 RT @emmettrensin: 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 pic.twitter.com/ZL2tGPiDVh
— HoneyBearKelly (@HBK112) June 3, 2016
He couldn’t stop them from doing this to his face, but he’s going to protect America? pic.twitter.com/jofPjAILNn
— David Waldman (@KagroX) June 2, 2016
re: #264 HappyWarrior
you know for people who liken themselves to the victims of hte Nazis, wingnuts sure do have a bad habit of talking like actual Nazis.
SRSLY.
I’m getting a real kick out of the RedState hand-wringing over Trump U, because
a) they all know deep down that this is exactly the kind of thing that government regulation exists to prevent from happening, so their political stance essentially enabled massive fraud
and also (more relevantly to this discussion)
b) they can’t resist throwing in how liberal professors should be kicked out of universities in order to “restore ideological balance”
Can you name any regime of the past century that purged certain types of people from university positions? Anyone?
Bueller? Bueller?
re: #243 Franklin
LOL, this is the best:
The best thing about Hillary’s attack is that she managed to tear him to shreds using only foreign policy issues. She’s still got so much dry powder left.
re: #270 stpaulbear
The best thing about Hillary’s attack is that she managed to tear him to shreds using only foreign policy issues. She’s still got so much dry powder left.
Indeed, she hasn’t even touched on how absurd his domestic policy is yet.
re: #270 stpaulbear
The best thing about Hillary’s attack is that she managed to tear him to shreds using only foreign policy issues. She’s still got so much dry powder left.
She essentially laid out the evidence that a President Trump would be a threat to our national security.
re: #272 Franklin
She essentially laid out the evidence that a President Trump would be a threat to our national security.
Once again proving that Democrats are more trustworthy on National Security than Trump and Republicans are.
re: #231 Lidane
What a bag of hammers. One more example that being called an entrepreneur means jack shit.
.@realDonaldTrump adviser: ‘You couldn’t get the truth out of @HillaryClinton if you waterboarded her’ pic.twitter.com/QszvKMjwVX
— POLITICO (@politico) June 3, 2016
Got a meeting with Hong Kong but a quick drop from this morning’s beach run.
#Friday - he doesn’t miss often, but when he does it’s still spectacular pic.twitter.com/wGRmGOVsJP
— Sean McCabe (@darthstar99) June 3, 2016
Has someone been dosing my coffee with meth?
Dick Morris named chief political correspondent for National Enquirer & 2016 continues its descent into self-parodyhttps://t.co/sbA7Pefpsx
— David Freedlander (@freedlander) June 3, 2016
re: #235 No Depression
Once again, comedy if the most uncontrolled form of language and therefore the most dangerous to those with power.
re: #279 FormerDirtDart
Has someone been dosing my coffee with meth?
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Morris finally found the perfect place.
If the ultimate goal is to make impeachment of “President Trump”® unbearably unatractive isn’t “Vice President Palin” the obvious choice?
Scott or LePage make the most sense. He wants some experiences but who doesn’t make impeachment look attractive. https://t.co/YNpGoRJcs6
— Noah (((McCormack))) (@noahmccormack) June 3, 2016
Trump Will Meet with Scott Amid Veep Speculation https://t.co/xtd33uSqog
— Taegan Goddard (@politicalwire) June 3, 2016
re: #282 FormerDirtDart
If the ultimate goal is to make impeachment of “President Trump”® unbearably unatractive isn’t “Vice President Palin” the obvious choice?
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Rick Scott? Speaking of white-collar criminals.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) May 29, 2016
re: #283 Timothy Watson
Rick Scott? Speaking of white-collar criminals.
Rick Scott is just as thin-skinned as Trump: Rick Scott Releases Attack Ad On Starbucks Woman Who Called Him An ‘Asshole’
WTAF. John Mcain, Trump endorser, suggests “don’t worry, the other branches of government will restrain Trump.” https://t.co/WHcM6aaSBh
— Alice Dreger (@AliceDreger) June 3, 2016
re: #277 teleskiguy
I saw Ween in Vail in 1999 and it still ranks as one of the best shows ever.
What. A. Dick.
The Sanders campaign wants to hold a “traditional Bernie campaign rally” July 24 at FDR Park in South Philadelphia, campaign spokesman Michael Briggs said.
I always thought this was a good theme song for Palin, but it REALLY applies to Bernie.
And how you tried to make it work
Did you really think it could
How you tried to make it last
Did you really think it would
Like a guest who stayed too long
Now it’s finally time to leave
Yes, it’s finally time to leave
Take it calmly and serene
It’s the famous final scene
.@DineshDSouza it’s @thedailybeast not @dailybeast
— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) June 3, 2016
when someone who wouldn’t cooperate with the story complains about the outcome of the story pic.twitter.com/aLBYBqFfdR
— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) June 3, 2016
Mitch McConnell on #msnbc right now refuses to condemn Trump’s attack on Judge Curio for his “Mexican heritage” @mitchellreports
— Joshua Chaffee (@JoshuaChaffee) June 3, 2016
re: #291 Backwoods_Sleuth
Mitch McConnell on msnbc right now refuses to condemn Trump’s attack on Judge Curio for his “Mexican heritage”
Because it is not about legal vs illegal immigration. It is about race.
re: #291 Backwoods_Sleuth
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Shows that his cries about how Trump is ruining their Hispanic outreach is a load of bullshit. The judge is an American. Fuck you and your racist party Mitch.
re: #292 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)
Because it is not about legal vs illegal immigration. It is about race.
Ethnic background. Judge Curiel is white, he’s just of Hispanic descent.
re: #293 HappyWarrior
Shows that his cries about how Trump is ruining their Hispanic outreach is a load of bullshit. The judge is an American. Fuck you and your racist party Mitch.
Trump is the son of a German immigrant. Does this not disqualify him from dealing with Germany?
re: #295 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)
Trump is the son of a German immigrant. Does this not disqualify him from dealing with Germany?
You’ll have to ask him. His grandfather was the German immigrant btw but his mother was from Scotland.
re: #296 HappyWarrior
You’ll have to ask him. His grandfather was the German immigrant btw but his mother was from Scotland.
That also disqualifies him from dealing with the UK and all commonwealth countries.
And former colonies.
re: #297 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)
That also disqualifies him from dealing with the UK and all commonwealth countries.
And former colonies.
I guess he better drop out of the race then by his standards.
The San Diego Union-Tribune Editorial Board to California GOP voters:
Write-in Reagan
re: #299 FormerDirtDart
The San Diego Union-Tribune Editorial Board to California GOP voters:
Write-in Reagan
Write in a union leader for President, says favored newspaper of fearful white suburbanites.
re: #299 FormerDirtDart
The San Diego Union-Tribune Editorial Board to California GOP voters:
Write-in Reagan
“Tear down this wall,” the Great Communicator famously once said. “The wall cannot withstand freedom.”
Trump is the Great Excommunicator. He wants Muslims banned from the country; a wall built around our southern border; global deals ripped up and renegotiated; American made “great again” through isolationism.
I don’t agree with most of the stuff they say about how great Reagan was, but ‘excommunicator’ is a great turn of phrase to describe Trump.
re: #281 Belafon
Morris finally found the perfect place.
Why would the National Inquirer want someone of such dubious reputation and fallibility?
half sarc
Trump & his fans claim they’re only against * illegal * immigration. His attack on a native-born judge as a “Mexican” shows the truth.
— Max Boot (@MaxBoot) June 3, 2016
Politico reporter booted from Trump rally
By JILL COLVIN Associated Press JUNE 3, 2016 — 12:00PM
NEW YORK — A reporter from the news outlet Politico was ejected from a Donald Trump rally late Thursday — the latest sign of growing antagonism between the presumptive Republican presidential nominee and the press.
Politico reported that Ben Schreckinger had been typing on his laptop at the event at the San Jose Convention Center when he was approached by a Trump campaign staffer. After consulting with higher-ups, the aide and a private security staffer reportedly escorted Schreckinger out of the venue. Schreckinger had entered on a general admission ticket after repeatedly being denied press credentials for Trump events.
“I was removed from Donald Trump’s rally tonight for practicing journalism without the campaign’s permission,” he wrote on Twitter.
The Trump campaign routinely denies credentials to outlets it deems unfriendly, including Politico, BuzzFeed and the Daily Beast. Reporters from those outlets often enter Trump events as members of the general public so that they can report.
Trump campaign spokeswoman Hope Hicks said in an emailed statement that the campaign was “looking into” the incident.
re: #305 Backwoods_Sleuth
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I’m really surprised they haven’t started referring to the judge as an anchor baby.
re: #306 Eric The Fruit Bat
The Trump campaign routinely denies credentials to outlets it deems unfriendly, that is, all outlets not named Fox News or Morning Joe, including Politico, BuzzFeed and the Daily Beast.
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re: #309 Sir John Barron
added for comprehensiveness.
Nope, Donald doesn’t like Morning Joe anymore:
I don’t watch or do @Morning_Joe anymore. Small audience, low ratings! I hear Mika has gone wild with hate. Joe is Joe. They lost their way!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 3, 2016
re: #310 Backwoods_Sleuth
Nope, Donald doesn’t like Morning Joe anymore:
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re: #310 Backwoods_Sleuth
Nope, Donald doesn’t like Morning Joe anymore:
Mika has gone wild with hate!
LOL
re: #312 Sir John Barron
Mika has gone wild with hate!
LOL
By Monday, Dead Intern Joe and the Puppet will be groveling at Trump’s feet.
re: #311 withak
At some point, Trump will refuse to talk to anyone that isn’t Alex Jones.
I love Alex Jones. Love him! Very bright guy, believe me. He has me on all the time. Finest example of what media should be.
BREAKING: @ABC reports that Trump University scripts instructed students to commit bank fraud.https://t.co/pPmLBnu78W
— Jesse Lehrich (@JesseLehrich) June 3, 2016
A Trump University seminar presentation advised students to try and boost their credit card limit by inflating their income by $75,000, according to documents made public in federal court this week. The instruction, legal experts said, could amount to a lesson in bank fraud.
“If someone is encouraging people to make a false representation about their current income — that might be an appropriate target for prosecution,” said John W. Moscow, former head of the Frauds Bureau of the New York County District Attorney’s office.
“If the caller actually does what they were told to do, that could easily be fraud,” agreed Randall M. Fox, who served as founding Bureau Chief of New York Attorney General’s Taxpayer Protection Bureau.
WorldNetDaily Begs for Money to Head Off ‘Existential Threat’
And it’s all Obama’s fault. Sad.
re: #300 iossarian
Write in a union leader for President, says favored newspaper of fearful white suburbanites.
This is true
We are stereotyped as white and predictable; yet 30 languages and 80 dialects are spoken — and celebrated — in City Heights alone.
re: #315 Backwoods_Sleuth
BUT THE JUDGE IS MEXXICCAN!!!
You own this too, @SpeakerRyan: Trump campaign advisor suggests waterboarding Hillary Clinton. https://t.co/l4HikdbmAr
— ¡Gabe! Ortíz (@TUSK81) June 3, 2016
re: #310 Backwoods_Sleuth
Nope, Donald doesn’t like Morning Joe anymore:
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I suspect he’ll be soon adding Megyn Kelly to the list…
Megyn Kelly RIPS Trump Over “Mexican” Judge [VIDEO] - https://t.co/V7pM6WUdI2 pic.twitter.com/hgsNUQL7Zi
— JoeMyGod (@JoeMyGod) June 3, 2016
re: #315 Backwoods_Sleuth
That sounds and awful lot like how Trump inflates his own wealth.
re: #313 Dr. Matt
By Monday, Dead Intern Joe and the Puppet will be groveling at Trump’s feet.
How many times are Scarborough and Trump gonna run this play?
They’ve already done this two or three times, haven’t they?
re: #321 HappyWarrior
Thuggishness runs through the Trump campaign, right from the top.
re: #310 Backwoods_Sleuth
Nope, Donald doesn’t like Morning Joe anymore:
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LOL! Isn’t it amusing how Trump attacks anyone and everyone who slightly criticizes him? Is this how he’s going to handle foreign leaders who cross him?
I have young nieces who are more mature than him.
Your Friday afternoon weirdness:
WATCH NOW: Conspiracy Theorist Alex Jones Has a Few Words on Breastfeeding https://t.co/JWDGtqOWJn pic.twitter.com/yTUyUgCd5q
— Mediaite (@Mediaite) June 3, 2016
re: #306 Eric The Fruit Bat
So can someone explain to me how a Presidential candidate can kick out journalists who are reporting on his campaign in a democratic country with a free press? Are we in a third world country now?
I don’t understand how Trump is getting away with fascist behavior.
re: #326 Lidane
Your Friday afternoon weirdness:
You know who I most want to hear talk about breast-feeding? Besides Rush Dimbo that is? Alex Jones, of course.
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re: #304 Dave In Austin
If only the “dog” could speak, it would say, “I am not a dog, Lady. I am a coyote. Please put me back where you found me.”
A monkey licking a blue sucker…..because……
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re: #327 Patricia Kayden
So can someone explain to me how a Presidential candidate can kick out journalists who are reporting on his campaign in a democratic country with a free press? Are we in a third world country now?
I don’t understand how Trump is getting away with fascist behavior.
Hillary said yesterday that Donald often calls the USA a “third world country”, so he’s just proving that it’s true.
sigh
Trump Says Clinton Made Up Quotes About Him So She Provides Links to Every Single One https://t.co/21RzQ7GENh pic.twitter.com/JjUSluVCed
— Mediaite (@Mediaite) June 3, 2016
re: #332 Stanley Sea
AND ALL THOSE LINKS ARE LIES TOOOOO
So I was rereading that article on US Intelligence officials being worried about what Trump would do with national secrets (reuters.com) and that made me think…if he spilled national secrets, could he be held accountable and tried for treason?
re: #332 Stanley Sea
Trump Says Clinton Made Up Quotes About Him So She Provides Links to Every Single One
As if it mattered. The Trump has (not) spoken.
@Lawrence @realDonaldTrump
That mean lady Hillary spanked me badly. She used my own words. How DISGUSTING! WAH WAH pic.twitter.com/uhxvzbUQBH— Dan Spence (@danspence2006) June 3, 2016
re: #332 Stanley Sea
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Her staff must have been laughing with disbelief during the primaries, keeping track of all the bullshit. Like someone said upthread, that’s only the foreign policy stuff - there are so many more lies he’s told.
HRC’s staff have been laying for him this entire time. They’re ready for him.
On the anniversary of Tiananmen, remember that when @realDonaldTrump looks at this photo he’s rooting for the tanks pic.twitter.com/P2U2DSlKn5
— Tim Dickinson (@7im) June 3, 2016
In Greater Cincinnati earlier this morning:
K9 shot during police chase in Springfield Township: https://t.co/e473vUmvzf pic.twitter.com/ficB88PoUN
— Local 12/WKRC-TV (@Local12) June 3, 2016
Our K9 partner Pako, from Springfield Twp PD is out of surgery and doing well.
— Hamilton County 911 (@HCCC911) June 3, 2016
re: #329 Patricia Kayden
Maybe its a Labracoyotadoodle.
It always cracks me up when a Trump supporter Tweets a meme of Obama as a “King”
Not Long To Go To The ‘Goodbye’ (& #NeverHillary)https://t.co/ilKKuWthpQ#Trump2016 #tcot #PJNET pic.twitter.com/cLOQsoOqhT
— OverTheMoonbat (@OverTheMoonbat) June 3, 2016
re: #155 Buyers Remorse
I confuse my wife and daughters names all the time. They both end in elle. I usually cover it up by calling them by our dogs and cats names as well. My wife, in the heat of the moment, will accidentally yell at our son using the dog’s name, which always diffuses the situation.
“Indiana!!”
Hillary Obsessed, Mentions Trump 62 Times in Foreign Policy Speech https://t.co/8ApYtIY50y
— Glenn Beck (@glennbeck) June 3, 2016
And the point of Hillary doing that is quivering in the wall a couple of feet over the top of Glenn’s head.
The pharmacy has more Xanax Glen. .@glennbeck
— DaveT62 (@DaveoutofAustin) June 3, 2016
Actress Elizabeth Banks on Trump: “He ran a university, it no longer exists. He had a TV show, it no longer exists. He had hair…”
— Dan Merica (@danmericaCNN) June 3, 2016
It won’t be long now before @glennbeck kisses the golden ring.
— DaveT62 (@DaveoutofAustin) June 3, 2016
re: #348 Dave In Austin
Yeah, why would a candidate mention her main opponent in a speech during an election year? Weird. https://t.co/JGhKPC9hqE
— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) June 3, 2016
So, this pushback is happening on twitter today:
This explains why I am using ((( ))) in my handle: Need A NeoNazi ‘Jew Tracker’? There’s A Chrome App For That. https://t.co/W0q1akCuTS
— (((CHernynkaya))) (@Chernynkaya) June 3, 2016
re: #341 Jebediah, RBG
Maybe its a Labracoyotadoodle.
So, if you cross a Cocker Spaniel with a Labradoodle, do you get a Cockadoodle?
And does it poop Cockadoodle Do?
re: #346 Dave In Austin
@glennbeck That’s rich, coming from the guy that collects nazi shit.
— efuseakay (@efuseakay) June 3, 2016
“Donald Trump is certainly a different kind of candidate.” — Mitch McConnell’s response to Trump attacking a fed judge for being “Mexican”
— Jennifer Bendery (@jbendery) June 3, 2016
I remember a completely different reaction from Mitch and his campaign when this crap was thrown at his wife in 2014 https://t.co/hxRfGi8Lac
— Joe Sonka (@joesonka) June 3, 2016
Tom Morello super group will crash the GOP convention to Make America Rage Again https://t.co/CWZOYZFfl1
— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) June 3, 2016
re: #351 Backwoods_Sleuth
Funny that (((Milo))) followers are doing this.
re: #128 Nyet
I don’t think Wagner’s views are relevant for judging his music.
I think Mark Twain passed the ultimate judgment when he said that “Wagner’s music isn’t as bad as it sounds.”
re: #355 Kragar
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Surprising that Morello is seemingly for Clinton. I wold have figured him to be a Bernie guy, but he calls Bernie a ‘dreamer.’
re: #351 Backwoods_Sleuth
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So, does this mess up the ‘hugs’ thing?
re: #358 makeitstop
Surprising that Morello is seemingly for Clinton. I wold have gifured him to be a Bernie guy, but he calls Bernie a ‘dreamer.’
I think Morello is interested in actually getting shit done.
re: #359 Blind Frog Belly White
So, does this mess up the ‘hugs’ thing?
certainly confuses the whole mess.
re: #358 makeitstop
Surprising that Morello is seemingly for Clinton. I wold have gifured him to be a Bernie guy, but he calls Bernie a ‘dreamer.’
That’s surprising. That guy has been living in the even more left zone of Greater Moonbattia forever. I’d think even Bernie was too right wing for him.
re: #352 Blind Frog Belly White
It do!
How much doo doo could a cockadoodle do if a cockadoodle do doo doo?
re: #274 nines09
What a bag of hammers. One more example that being called an entrepreneur means jack shit.
“I’m not a businessman. I’m a business, man.”
re: #357 whitebeach
I think Mark Twain passed the ultimate judgment when he said that “Wagner’s music isn’t as bad as it sounds.”
I wouldn’t know, I don’t listen to Wagner.
Albright: ‘Nobody is going to die’ from Clinton emails https://t.co/uKUaqAHin6
— deray mckesson (@deray) June 3, 2016
We often have excess food and snacks and candy that people bring to the office sitting on the counter in the kitchen on this floor. So when I saw colorful packaging out of the corner of my eye, I instinctively reached for…an ultra thin maxi pad. Come on, ladies…put the box back in the cupboard where it belongs.
re: #368 darthstar
We often have excess food and snacks and candy that people bring to the office sitting on the counter in the kitchen on this floor. So when I saw colorful packaging out of the corner of my eye, I instinctively reached for…an ultra thin maxi pad. Come on, ladies…put the box back in the cupboard where it belongs.
Not a food item, but can be converted into temporary shower clogs (see Orange Is The New Black, season 1).
But don’t flush ‘em, or they become permanent drain clogs.
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funny. this is what Clinton vs. Trump looks like if all you do is drop the dubious Rasmussen polls; #tossup pic.twitter.com/Cen7JzaZPG
— Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) June 3, 2016
Lemon Squares @KosherSoul pic.twitter.com/38zAy6xokV
— The Vicious Babushka (@viciousbabushka) June 3, 2016
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
C’mon Donald… you complaining about Hillary’s temperament is like me complaining about the quality of television! https://t.co/IKi5G55IG2
— Jerry Springer (@jerryspringer) June 2, 2016
re: #357 whitebeach
I think Mark Twain passed the ultimate judgment when he said that “Wagner’s music isn’t as bad as it sounds.”
“Hagen gives Siegfried a magic potion that makes him forget all about Brünnhilde and fall in love with Gutrune Gibich, who by the way is the only woman that Siegfried has ever come across who HASN’T been his aunt. …I’m not making this up, you know!” - Anna Russell, “The Ring of the Nibelungs (An Analysis)”
re: #371 The Vicious Babushka
But the ones in the corners aren’t square. They’re defective. Send them to me, and I promise to dispose of them properly.
Today’s jobs report sucked. What makes it worse, per @stevebenen, is knowing Congress wouldn’t do a thing about it. https://t.co/4Bxjbksmiu
— Jamil Smith (@JamilSmith) June 3, 2016
Sadly, this is not a surprise to me at all. Similar thing happened in my county not all that long ago.
A police chief in Harlan County was just arrested for being a drug trafficker. Sounds about right. https://t.co/BLeiEUbzEA
— Joe Sonka (@joesonka) June 3, 2016
HARLAN COUNTY, Ky. (WYMT) - Lynch Police Chief Jackie Stewart was arrested Friday, Kentucky State Police confirmed.
A woman named Rettie Morris was also arrested.
KSP said the arrest came after a multi-agency investigation into narcotics in Appalachia was taken over by the FBI.
A federal indictment naming Stewart and Morris was wiled Friday in the United States District Court in London.
According to the indictment, the two conspired to distribute cocaine and meth, along with other controlled substances.
Thee two are also accused of illegally disposing of or selling a gun.
For the three counts listed on the indictment, the two face up to 60 years in prison and millions of dollars in fines.
re: #376 Backwoods_Sleuth
Sadly, this is not a surprise to me at all. Similar thing happened in my county not all that long ago.
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Every Justified fan:
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
re: #374 Blind Frog Belly White
But the ones in the corners aren’t square. They’re defective. Send them to me, and I promise to dispose of them properly.
I took care of that right after I Tweeted the photo :)
re: #190 The Vicious Babushka
He misspelled “teleprompter” again
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@realDonaldTrump So it wasn’t just a typo from an enraged nitwit yesterday. Drumpf really can’t spell.
— Jeff Furlington (@FurlingtonJeff) June 3, 2016
re: #376 Backwoods_Sleuth
Sadly, this is not a surprise to me at all. Similar thing happened in my county not all that long ago.
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Jeez, Justified comes to real life.
This column at Huffington Post makes some really good — and frightening — points about Trump’s psychological profile.
Here’s one paragraph:
A belief that you are above the rules. An array of inconsistent statements and behaviors driven by your needs in the moment. An inability to assess the consequences of your actions in new or complex situations. In sum, a total incapacity to separate the world from your own psychodrama.
This column also has an eloquent description of President Obama:
One of the many assets Obama brought to the White House is a peerless dignity and grace.
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