Thursday Power Restoration Jam: Lucy Woodward, “Kiss Me Mister Histrionics”

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At last my electrical junk is working again! A maintenance outage robbed me of my power today, but now it’s back! Back, I say! Moo hahahaha! So while I get things back in order, here’s a great new video from Lucy Woodward, one of the artists working with Snarky Puppy’s GroundUP Music.

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180 comments
1
thedopefishlives  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:16:18pm

Welcome back, Charles! I’d say something about not going crazy while you were in Luddite paradise, but let’s face it - you’re already there. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

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stpaulbear  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:19:15pm

Was it like giving up TV for a while? When you come back you find yourself thinking “My God, this is all junk!”?

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Charles Johnson  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:19:53pm
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Nyet  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:21:17pm

You know, even if we thought the NeverTrump thing was almost dead, it may be still breathing, what with all the Rs that claimed recently they would not vote for Donald or would even vote for Hillary.

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Testy Toad T  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:22:35pm

re: #4 Nyet

Never Trump as a movement to nominate a different presidential candidate was always a farce. Never Trump to actually, like, ensure Trump is never president? I always had faith that there was an internal crazification factor within the GOP that would split the 5% or 10% necessary to ensure he had little chance.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:23:12pm

re: #4 Nyet

You know, even if we thought the NeverTrump thing was almost dead, it may be still breathing, what with all the Rs that claimed recently they would not vote for Donald or would even vote for Hillary.

When you’ve lost Dick Armitage….

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Nyet  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:23:27pm

re: #6 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

When you’ve lost Dick Armitage….

Exactly.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:24:09pm

Since it is an open thread, here was last night’s needlework finish.

Instagram

It’s been a rough week. I wanted to feel like I accomplished something, so I got the beading done on Lapland Santa. I really like this trio. Just one more to go, but I’m going to put it off since I’m doing Scotland Santa to celebrate being at a Highland Games this weekend. #crossstitch #crossstitching #crossstitchersofinstagram #millhill #beading #santa

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Shiplord Kirel  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:24:14pm

An RWNJ blogger would be claiming that the outage was a Soros-Hildabeast conspiracy, with gay Mexican Muslims somehow involved.

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Archangelus  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:24:58pm
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Nyet  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:24:59pm

The pre-nom statements were always to be taken with a sack of salt, and we saw how people went back on their words. But what people are saying at this point seems to carry more weight.

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Testy Toad T  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:26:58pm

re: #11 Nyet

I’m in agreement with Josh Marshall that “support the nominee” is a weird, tenuous balance that really does not have much of a chance of surviving five months of crazy Trumpism.

Do you think the media will let sitting Senators really go that long without even discussing the presidential candidate of their party? Hell naw.

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Charles Johnson  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:27:14pm
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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:27:22pm

re: #11 Nyet

The pre-nom statements were always to be taken with a sack of salt, and we saw how people went back on their words. But what people are saying at this point seems to carry more weight.

Latest is Kasich “can’t bring himself” to endorse tRump.

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Charles Johnson  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:28:32pm
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Nyet  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:29:14pm

re: #12 Testy Toad T

Yep. If the same Donald made the exact same awful statements and it made him popular among the general population - most of these folks wouldn’t be trying to get away from him. For most it does not seem to be a principled stance.

But I’ll take it.

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Testy Toad T  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:29:17pm

re: #15 Charles Johnson

“Part of a movement” = “I dunno it looks kinda similar so I’ll lump you together”

Discourse these days, my god.

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Charles Johnson  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:29:57pm
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Testy Toad T  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:30:16pm

re: #16 Nyet

For most it does not seem to be a principled stance.

I think Sasse and Graham, in particular, are exceptions. They actually seem to think that Trump is disgusting pants-on-head crazy evil.

However, I agree with your broader sentiment.

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Nyet  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:32:01pm

re: #19 Testy Toad T

I actually thought Graham went back on his word too, but apparently he denies having semi-endorsed the Don.

edition.cnn.com

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:33:23pm

Is this the first British political assassination since PM Spencer Perceval in 1812?

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Charles Johnson  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:33:48pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:35:19pm

Li’l Whiplash is projecting onto some entity called “Leftists” again

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Charles Johnson  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:35:58pm
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Nyet  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:36:02pm

re: #23 The Vicious Babushka

How do you prevent tyranny with guns?

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Lidane  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:36:08pm

For any theater nerds here:

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Testy Toad T  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:36:41pm

re: #23 The Vicious Babushka

Li’l Whiplash is projecting onto some entity called “Leftists” again

Right-wing projection of leftist “tyranny” always rang rather hollow, but it’s laugh-out-loud funny as we stare the prospect of Duce Trump square in the face.

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Charles Johnson  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:37:04pm
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Nyet  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:37:04pm

re: #25 Nyet

How do you prevent tyranny with guns?

And if you can prevent tyranny with guns, what stops you from preventing democracy with guns?

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Nyet  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:38:18pm

Gun nuts: “trust us, we’ll only prevent real tyranny with our guns!” (whisper: “OBAMA!”)

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Testy Toad T  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:39:31pm

I don’t think the founding fathers had any clue that popular American gun ownership would have about a thousandfold better chance of being the instrument that enacted and enforced tyranny than it did of preventing it.

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Lidane  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:39:53pm

Ladies and gentlemen, meet your “principled conservative” of the day:

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Testy Toad T  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:40:12pm

re: #30 Nyet

Gun nuts: “trust us, we’ll only prevent real tyranny with our guns!” (whisper: “OBAMA!”)

Wisdom of the largest and loudest and dumbest crowd, backed with gunpowder. S-M-R-T!

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The Ghost of a Flea  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:40:33pm

re: #23 The Vicious Babushka

Li’l Whiplash is projecting onto some entity called “Leftists” again

A: I need these guns to protect against tyranny.

A: also, tyranny includes people we don’t know gay marrying, any sex that we’re not having, not worshiping exactly how we worship, and being critical of us.

B: I are not entirely comfortable with how those two sentences fit together.

A: You better respect that I a hero defending your freedom or else.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:41:13pm

ROFLMAO

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compound_Idaho  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:41:21pm

re: #30 Nyet

Gun nuts: “trust us, we’ll only prevent real tyranny with our guns!” (whisper: “OBAMA!”)

No fly no buy advocates: “trust us, we’ll stop with the 2nd amendment. The 1st, 4th and 5th are safe.”

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thedopefishlives  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:43:26pm

re: #28 Charles Johnson

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Very.

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Testy Toad T  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:43:33pm

re: #36 compound_Idaho

No fly no buy advocates: “trust us, we’ll stop with the 2nd amendment. The 1st, 4th and 5th are safe.”

“Oh no, I voted to change this one thing. That means I’m now bound to vote on these other things identically, because bills come in weird omnibuses like that and also Obama!”

Please attempt to construct a dumber slippery slope. It would be an interesting mental exercise.

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goddamnedfrank  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:44:57pm

This is sad.

Sanders has effectively marginalized himself. By waiting so long to concede gracefully and endorse he’s lost most if not all of his negotiating power. By transitioning his demands from the actual policy positions he ran on to a bunch of sour grapes electoral reforms that little to nothing to do with why he lost he’s screwed over the people who voted for him. Those people thought he’d be a tireless champion against income inequality, banking reform and free education. Instead what they got is a bitter old fool distracted from his core issues by his own delusional gripes.

Even if the DNC could enact the reforms he want’s, and for the most part they can’t, they rules he’s complaining about aren’t the reason he lost. He’s the reason he lost, and this pivot away from the the issues he ran on perfectly demonstrate this fact. He was never prepared to explain a plausible path towards how he would enact the things he wanted to do, and now he’s near to utterly abandoning those very things in favor of some ridiculous demands utterly unrelated to his nominal goals and reasons for running in the first place. He’s always been the kind of guy who was eager and ready to abandon his principles, who could be so easily distracted by personal grudges and angst. He was never going to make an even halfway decent President.

I have never had more contempt for Bernie Sanders than I do right now, and that includes the absolute rage I felt for him when he called Clinton unqualified. A rage that motivated me to volunteer for her campaign. I’m just glad I could be a small part of the team that defeated him here in California.

Seriously, fuck that guy.

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Nyet  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:46:02pm

re: #36 compound_Idaho

No fly no buy advocates: “trust us, we’ll stop with the 2nd amendment. The 1st, 4th and 5th are safe.”

The 1st amendment guarantees freedom of speech. Yet you still can’t shout “fire” in a crowded theater, command someone to bump someone else off, watch or own certain kinds of porn and libel people right and left. Constitution, how does it work?

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majii  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:46:18pm

re: #32 Lidane

He’s seen the polls. It’s time to circle the wagons and claim that Trump is the best political candidate since sliced bread.

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Testy Toad T  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:47:24pm

re: #39 goddamnedfrank

Seriously, fuck that guy.

Ain’t worth the effort.

He’s so marginalized at this point I don’t even think he has any sway over his actual supporters, outside the diehard dead-enders who were never going to vote for a Democrat in the first place.

Let him yell at his clouds. Let his persuadable backers come aboard in their own due time. We are blessed, thank God, with the most astonishingly toxic opponent in five generations. They’ll find their way.

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Lidane  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:48:17pm

re: #39 goddamnedfrank

Odd, because of this:

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Charles Johnson  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:49:02pm
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Testy Toad T  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:49:21pm

re: #43 Lidane

Odd, because of this:

At no point could the dude even run a cohesive campaign, never mind a country. Sad!

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Nyet  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:50:18pm

A day or two before he dropped out, Ted Cruz’s campaign manager said he won’t be dropping out.

So it’s just noise, let’s wait and see what Bernie says today.

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Altermite  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:50:34pm

re: #40 Nyet

This is a poor analogy. The first protects speech, but those activities aren’t considered speech pursuant to the first amendment. It doesn’t stop applying to specific persons based on their actions.

No-fly, no-buy applies to specific persons ability to buy any guns at all, whether or not you think certain guns aren’t protected by the second.

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kirkspencer  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:51:13pm

re: #39 goddamnedfrank

{snip}
Seriously, fuck that guy.

Not worth the effort.

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EPR-radar  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:51:14pm

re: #36 compound_Idaho

No fly no buy advocates: “trust us, we’ll stop with the 2nd amendment. The 1st, 4th and 5th are safe.”

How does it make sense to compile a list of people deemed too dangerous to be allowed on airplanes and have these same people be allowed to buy guns?

Something like the no-fly list should be a package deal. If we’re going to have it, it should be used consistently. If the due process concerns really are intractable, then end the list entirely.

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Nyet  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:52:01pm

re: #47 Altermite

This is a poor analogy. The first protects speech, but those activities aren’t considered speech pursuant to the first amendment. It doesn’t stop applying to specific persons based on their actions.

No-fly, no-buy applies to specific persons ability to buy any guns at all, whether or not you think certain guns aren’t protected by the second.

Just as no-fly no-buy won’t be considered infringement pursuant to the 2nd amendment. Easy.

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Patricia Kayden  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:52:30pm

re: #44 Charles Johnson

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The unvarnished truth tends to do that.

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Jay C  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:54:13pm

re: #21 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Is this the first British political assassination since PM Spencer Perceval in 1812?

No: I think the IRA blew up or shot an MP c. 1990. Maybe more than one?
.
Oh, and Lord Frederick Cavendish in Dublin in 1885
Also: Lord Mountbatten in 1979.

Mainly an Irish thing til now….

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nines09  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:54:53pm

re: #22 Charles Johnson

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I sense she will burst into flames, pinwheel out a plate glass window and say it was all…..your…fault. I can hear the transmission trying to shift…

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compound_Idaho  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:54:55pm

re: #40 Nyet

We have a secret list of those that cannot fly. We are proposing a secret list of citizens cannot by guns. We had/have secret rendition sites. Maybe you are just more trusting than I am.

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Nyet  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:55:23pm

Nice trick there. “But those are not considered speech!” But they’re still speech. So if you can re-define speech as non-speech pursuant to the 1st amdt., you can sure as heck do the same with the 2nd.

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Testy Toad T  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:56:12pm

re: #54 compound_Idaho

We have a secret list of those that cannot fly. We are proposing a secret list of citizens cannot by guns. We had/have secret rendition sites. Maybe you are just more trusting than I am.

If you want to propose we make this list public (at least to the extent you can find out if you’re on it) and subject to due process of law, I am 1000% behind you. I suspect most Americans would agree. I am almost certain most Democrats would agree.

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Nyet  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:56:19pm

re: #54 compound_Idaho

We have a secret list of those that cannot fly. We are proposing a secret list of citizens cannot by guns. We had/have secret rendition sites. Maybe you are just more trusting than I am.

I’m against the no-fly lists.

As long as they exist, it also makes sense that those folks won’t be able to buy guns.

If this leads to disappearance of said lists, so much the better.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:56:41pm

re: #52 Jay C

No: I think the IRA blew up or shot an MP c. 1990. Maybe more than one?
.
Oh, and Lord Frederick Cavendish in Dublin in 1885

I’d forgotten Cavendish—duh. I wasn’t counting foreign terrorists like the IRA, but maybe I should have.

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makeitstop  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:57:09pm

re: #49 EPR-radar

How does it make sense to compile a list of people deemed too dangerous to be allowed on airplanes and have these same people be allowed to buy guns?

Something like the no-fly list should be a package deal. If we’re going to have it, it should be used consistently. If the due process concerns really are intractable, then end the list entirely.

With our luck, they’ll do away with the list and still let everybody buy guns.

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nines09  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:57:44pm

re: #32 Lidane

He thought about it. And came to the conclusion that Trump is the better of the two. Because. You know. Right. Did you expect it any different? Its as if a glimmer of conscience slips by, and then its back to SOP. Back on the Train To Griftville. All aboard!

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Testy Toad T  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:58:25pm

re: #57 Nyet

I’m against the no-fly lists.

As long as they exist, it also makes sense that those folks won’t be able to buy guns.

If this leads to disappearance of said lists, so much the better.

It makes sense to have a list whereby an individual could be subject to almost arbitrarily strict scrutiny before they were allowed through security, but a flat-out “you are too dangerous to get through” is a roundabout way of saying our security is ultimately toothless and impotent.

IMO anyway.

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Charles Johnson  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:59:18pm
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Nyet  Jun 16, 2016 • 4:59:35pm

re: #61 Testy Toad T

Agreed. There can be lists of persons to watch out for.
Simple denial of service is or at least borders on unlawful IMHO.
But as long as it is there, as EPR said, it’s a package deal.

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Lidane  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:01:12pm

Setting aside the no-fly list, how does this make any sense?

What the fuck is the terror watch list for if people on it can still buy guns and ammo?

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kirkspencer  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:01:17pm

re: #47 Altermite

This is a poor analogy. The first protects speech, but those activities aren’t considered speech pursuant to the first amendment. It doesn’t stop applying to specific persons based on their actions.

No-fly, no-buy applies to specific persons ability to buy any guns at all, whether or not you think certain guns aren’t protected by the second.

The reason they aren’t considered speech pursuant to the first amendment is law, regulation, and practice that deemed them not to be such.

As it happens, I don’t like the no-fly list. I consider it an abrogation of the sixth amendment. I think it magnficent tactics to force it into close examination by tying it to the second amendment rights. The end result, I think, will be a mild increase in reasonable protection from abuses using the second as cover, while at the same time forcing the no-fly list to meet basic constitutional obligations that boil down to knowing what the charge is and being given the right to defend and appeal the charges.

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MsJ  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:01:56pm

re: #39 goddamnedfrank

With you 1000%!

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Nyet  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:02:55pm

re: #65 kirkspencer

You said it best.

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Barefoot Grin  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:04:41pm

re: #21 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Is this the first British political assassination since PM Spencer Perceval in 1812?

I’m sure someone answered, but I heard today that it’s the first since an MP was killed by an IRA car bomb in 1990.

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kirkspencer  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:04:42pm

re: #67 Nyet

Thank you, sir. I actually thought several people said it well, and a lot faster than me.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:14:21pm

NAILED. IT.

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plansbandc  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:20:13pm

This “arm everybody” thing that the gun nutz propose is so utterly insane, I can’t even deal.

Can you imagine how many people would be killed daily? It would be worse than any war in history.

Someone cuts you off while driving? Well that’s a shooting. Times about a million, every day.

Someone is rude to you in the grocery store? Well that’s a shooting. Times about a million a day.

Drunk people in a bar? I don’t think there’s a high enough estimate for how many people would get shot daily.

ad infinitum

FFS

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Nyet  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:23:59pm

re: #70 The Vicious Babushka

Don’t give them ideas.

They will start investigating Hillary.

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Bass Reeves  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:28:17pm

re: #71 plansbandc

Georgia allows guns in bars. There seem to be more restrictions on purchasing alcohol than guns here. Odd that.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:29:07pm

re: #40 Nyet

To them the only Amendment that’s absolute is the 2nd. They are that insecure about themselves that they value inanimate killing tools over anything else.

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Altermite  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:30:32pm

re: #50 Nyet

This is literal nonsense.

libel laws aren’t an infringement on speech because libel isn’t considered speech under the first amendment. Under them, people have the right to speech, but they don’t have the right to libel, because libel isn’t a protected form of speech. The parallel under second amendment cases is whether an ak-47 is an “arm” contemplated under the 2nd.

No-fly no-buy has no determination on whether buying an ak-47 is a protected right under the 2nd amendment, just whether certain people have that right. The equivalent speech law would be that members of a group can’t speak.

re: #65 kirkspencer

The reason they aren’t considered speech pursuant to the first amendment is law, regulation, and practice that deemed them not to be such..

This explanation applies equally well to any law, and is therefore so broad an analysis as to be meaningless. One might as well say “Courts said so, QED.”

As it happens, I don’t like the no-fly list. I consider it an abrogation of the sixth amendment. I think it magnficent tactics to force it into close examination by tying it to the second amendment rights. The end result, I think, will be a mild increase in reasonable protection from abuses using the second as cover, while at the same time forcing the no-fly list to meet basic constitutional obligations that boil down to knowing what the charge is and being given the right to defend and appeal the charges.

I agree with these concerns, excepting that the 5th might be a better fit than the 6th, as it’s not clearly a criminal matter. But that’s not a meaningful disagreement.

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nines09  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:30:52pm

re: #71 plansbandc

This “arm everybody” thing that the gun nutz propose is so utterly insane, I can’t even deal.

Can you imagine how many people would be killed daily? It would be worse than any war in history.

Someone cuts you off while driving? Well that’s a shooting. Times about a million, every day.

Someone is rude to you in the grocery store? Well that’s a shooting. Times about a million a day.

Drunk people in a bar? I don’t think there’s a high enough estimate for how many people would get shot daily.

ad infinitum

FFS

And with no Wall.

American Pie.

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plansbandc  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:35:25pm

re: #76 nines09

Yes. No wall. I don’t even know how to express my disgust anymore. No words.

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Charles Johnson  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:35:41pm
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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:38:40pm

re: #75 Altermite

libel laws aren’t an infringement on speech because libel isn’t considered speech under the first amendment. Under them, people have the right to speech, but they don’t have the right to libel, because libel isn’t a protected form of speech. The parallel under second amendment cases is whether an ak-47 is an “arm” contemplated under the 2nd.

“Arms…necessary to the security of a free state” nowadays might very well involve ICBMs with MIRVed warheads. They are not legal for individuals to own, as far as I know, and very few people are advocating for that. That’s all the proof you need that the Second Amendment has nothing to do with private ownership of “Arms”. It speaks only to the security of the state…at least partially from random nuts with guns.

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nines09  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:39:52pm

re: #77 plansbandc

You would think we were at war with ourselves. Or preying upon each other. Enabled by the profit to be made. And as the body count rises, so do the sales, and ultimately, the profits. You do have to wonder how some people live with themselves.

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Stanley Sea  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:39:57pm

trump is harping on about Kerry’s bike accident.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:41:51pm

re: #81 Stanley Sea

trump is harping on about Kerry’s bike accident.

OFFS—how does that reflect badly on Secretary Kerry?

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Mattand  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:42:35pm

So I guess Bernie isn’t suspending his campaign then.

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:42:55pm

TACTICAL NUKES IN EVERY GARAGE FOR A SAFE SOCIETY

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:43:28pm

re: #81 Stanley Sea

Trump is just jealous that Kerry can ride a bike. Daddy Trump never cared to teach Donny.

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thedopefishlives  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:43:54pm

re: #84 Not a Sparkly Vampire

TACTICAL NUKES IN EVERY GARAGE FOR A SAFE SOCIETY

Look, any country that doesn’t let me equip my Continental with a 105mm smoothbore tank gun is not a country worth living in.

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makeitstop  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:43:59pm

re: #81 Stanley Sea

trump is harping on about Kerry’s bike accident.

He’ll talk about anything to avoid discussing the issues in a serious manner.

Wasn’t he going off about tents the other day?

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Mattand  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:44:13pm

So MSNBC just cut away to the woman subbing for Chris Hayes. Am I missing something here? He’s really going to keep “running” all the way to Philly?

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The Vicious Babushka  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:44:14pm

Why is it that the most repulsive men think they are entitled to criticize women’s looks?

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:45:08pm

re: #86 thedopefishlives

Look, any country that doesn’t let me equip my Continental with a 105mm smoothbore tank gun is not a country worth living in.

GTFO the fast lane, n00b!

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thedopefishlives  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:45:56pm

re: #90 Not a Sparkly Vampire

GTFO out the fast lane, n00b!

Although my Continental is less of a tank and more of a boat… perhaps I should opt for the 16-inch Mark 7 naval cannon?

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Nyet  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:46:18pm

re: #75 Altermite

This is literal nonsense.

libel laws aren’t an infringement on speech because libel isn’t considered speech under the first amendment. Under them, people have the right to speech, but they don’t have the right to libel, because libel isn’t a protected form of speech. The parallel under second amendment cases is whether an ak-47 is an “arm” contemplated under the 2nd.

No-fly no-buy has no determination on whether buying an ak-47 is a protected right under the 2nd amendment, just whether certain people have that right. The equivalent speech law would be that members of a group can’t speak.

I’m afraid your argument is nonsense.

My point was that the “absolute” language of the amendments never prevented various tweaks that skirt around that language. You missed the whole point. That the tweaks for the 2nd amendment might look different is not the issue.

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Mattand  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:46:23pm

Jesus, what was the point of all that? How the fuck do we come together to fight Trump if Sanders is going to keep egging on the Bernie Bros?

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MsJ  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:46:45pm

re: #89 The Vicious Babushka

Why is it that the most repulsive men think they are entitled to criticize women’s looks?

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EPR-radar  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:46:52pm

re: #89 The Vicious Babushka

Why is it that the most repulsive men think they are entitled to criticize women’s looks?

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Because they’re men.

Jim Hoft feels that entitlement because he’s a man.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:47:05pm

re: #88 Mattand

So MSNBC just cut away to the woman subbing for Chris Hayes. Am I missing something here? He’s really going to keep “running” all the way to Philly?

Yep. He’s going to be like the owner of that little house with its postage-stamp lot right in the middle of the fence of Boeing Renton’s parking lot—held out for too much and they said : “Fuck it!”

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PhillyPretzel  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:47:09pm

re: #91 thedopefishlives

If it is a land yacht go for the naval gun.

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makeitstop  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:47:12pm

re: #89 The Vicious Babushka

Why is it that the most repulsive men think they are entitled to criticize women’s looks?

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Hoft has no room to talk about anyone being homely as long as he rocks that ‘Dumb and Dumber’ do.

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:47:13pm

re: #93 Mattand

Jesus, what was the point of all that? How the fuck do we come together to fight Trump if Sanders is going to keep egging on the Bernie Bros?

Forget the BernieBros. They were never gonna vote for a Dem anyway.

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thedopefishlives  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:47:58pm

re: #89 The Vicious Babushka

Why is it that the most repulsive men think they are entitled to criticize women’s looks?

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Mr. Hoft has clearly not met the Mrs. Fish, who is beautiful, strong, and liberal enough to make his head asplode.

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Nyet  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:48:23pm

Is Bernie talking?

102
Testy Toad T  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:48:26pm

re: #95 EPR-radar

Because they’re men.

Gee, sure is fun being on the good guys’ team sometimes.

Thanks for the support.

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Dave In Austin  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:48:42pm

re: #94 MsJ

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At this point, why would he care??

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:48:44pm

re: #89 The Vicious Babushka

Why is it that the most repulsive men think they are entitled to criticize women’s looks?

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I know of five liberal women who are on my freebie list—or does that make me as bad as him?

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:48:52pm

re: #64 Lidane

Setting aside the no-fly list, how does this make any sense?

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What the fuck is the terror watch list for if people on it can still buy guns and ammo?

So you can watch impotently as they buy guns and ammo?

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MsJ  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:49:12pm

re: #93 Mattand

Jesus, what was the point of all that? How the fuck do we come together to fight Trump if Sanders is going to keep egging on the Bernie Bros?

Bernie is a self-centered jackass. Power and adoration has gone to his head.

Fuck you, Beenie. Go away. You’re useless. Worse than useless, you’re damaging.

107
Charles Johnson  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:49:37pm
108
nines09  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:50:41pm

re: #81 Stanley Sea

trump is harping on about Kerry’s bike accident.

Trump reminds me of that well off punk in school who walks around like he owns you, rags on everybody and does and says whatever he pleases. Pushes people around, takes lunch money, and can get you beat up. Not by him, of course, but his “boys”. They hang around because Trump buys them things, and says they are “great” and “really tough” and “can beat anybody up.” So they collect their nickels and dimes, and Trumps mommy and daddy allow some to sleep over at his big house with all the trappings. And sometimes they are even allowed to go to the lake with them. But sooner or later, a kid shows up who isn’t afraid of anything, let alone a bully like Trump and his tough guys, and when they try the squeeze, they get the living shit kicked out of them. Large. That moment is approaching. Enjoy it. I will drink it in.

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MsJ  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:51:39pm

re: #103 Dave In Austin

At this point, why would he care??

True, that. He can’t help himself. Another self loathing dude who feels the need to play it straight.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:51:45pm

re: #98 makeitstop

Hoft has no room to talk about anyone being homely as long as he rocks that ‘Dumb and Dumber’ do.

Dim Jim would be just as hideous even if he had Donald Trump’s personal hair stylist.

111
Blind Frog Belly White  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:51:46pm

re: #91 thedopefishlives

Although my Continental is less of a tank and more of a boat… perhaps I should opt for the 16-inch Mark 7 naval cannon?

I’d pay to see that.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:51:47pm

re: #98 makeitstop

Hoft has no room to talk about anyone being homely as long as he rocks that ‘Dumb and Dumber’ do.

I always think: “M.O.O.N.—that spells Moozlins!

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EPR-radar  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:52:09pm

re: #102 Testy Toad T

Gee, sure is fun being on the good guys’ team sometimes.

Thanks for the support.

Good catch. I’ve edited that.

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Mattand  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:53:51pm

re: #106 MsJ

Bernie is a self-centered jackass. Power and adoration has gone to his head.

Fuck you, Beenie. Go away. You’re useless. Worse than useless, you’re damaging.

This, in a nutshell. “The best way to defeat Donald Trump is to sow as much division in the Democratic Party as we can.”

Fucking A, Bernie. That whole speech was one giant passive-aggressive version of “Give me what I want or I burn it all to the ground.”

116
Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:54:12pm

Oh, man. Been super crazy this and the last couple of weeks.

Circumstances have allowed me to schedule a quick, 3-day trip to Washington DC with the family before we head to the Beach this summer with the extended family. Going to make the drive next week on Wednesday.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:54:19pm

re: #111 Blind Frog Belly White

I’d pay to see that.

Especially the first test firing.

118
nines09  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:54:24pm

re: #107 Charles Johnson

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Why would he care? Glass house. He should give us the scoop on Trump. What’s he do for your shorts, SMOTI?

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thedopefishlives  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:55:38pm

Seriously, though, it makes a seriously twisted sense that conservative nutjobs focus on womens’ looks as a valid (to them) means of criticism. Think about it: Wingnuts think of women as property, or as objects. A “good woman”, to them, has that shiny sex appeal, because it reflects on the man if he is able to capture a sweet beauty. Therefore, accusing a woman of being ugly is tantamount, to them, to discrediting her - because any woman who isn’t fit to be seen in their company is obviously not a woman of quality. It makes sense in their head, but it’s so disgustingly wrong.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:55:53pm

From Sanders, on my FB feed:

Please go to my website at berniesanders.com to learn more about how you can effectively run for office. ‪#‎OurRevolution‬

Which is ironic, coming from the guy who just lost.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:56:46pm

re: #119 thedopefishlives

Seriously, though, it makes a seriously twisted sense that conservative nutjobs focus on womens’ looks as a valid (to them) means of criticism. Think about it: Wingnuts think of women as property, or as objects. A “good woman”, to them, has that shiny sex appeal, because it reflects on the man if he is able to capture a sweet beauty. Therefore, accusing a woman of being ugly is tantamount, to them, to discrediting her - because any woman who isn’t fit to be seen in their company is obviously not a woman of quality. It makes sense in their head, but it’s so disgustingly wrong.

You might call it Argumentum ad Wominem.

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Charles Johnson  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:57:24pm

Gnarly Javascript regular expression to match nested blockquotes even if they have arbitrary attributes. Believe it or not, I understand this mess.

var regex = /<(blockquote)[^>]*>(?:<\1[^>]*>(?:<\1[^>]*>(?:<\1[^>]*>[\s\S]*?<\/\1>|[\s\S])*?[\s\S]*?<\/\1>|[\s\S])*?<\/\1>|[\s\S])*?<\/\1>/gi;
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EPR-radar  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:57:32pm

re: #118 nines09

Why would he care? Glass house. He should give us the scoop on Trump. What’s he do for your shorts, SMOTI?

Trump and Hoft in some kind of love nest may be the most singularly disgusting possibility raised in this disgusting election season.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:57:52pm

re: #120 Blind Frog Belly White

From Sanders, on my FB feed:

Which is ironic, coming from the guy who just lost.

Them as kin, does—them as cain’t, teach.

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stpaulbear  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:58:22pm

re: #120 Blind Frog Belly White

From Sanders, on my FB feed:

Which is ironic, coming from the guy who just lost.

Sanders University.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:59:07pm

re: #125 stpaulbear

Sanders University.

But tuition is free!

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nines09  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:59:25pm

re: #123 EPR-radar

Trump and Hoft in some kind of love nest may be the most singularly disgusting possibility raised in this disgusting election season.

Imagine SMOTI walking out like he was eating Cheetos all night. And nary a bag in the house.

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Romantic Heretic  Jun 16, 2016 • 5:59:27pm

re: #25 Nyet

How do you prevent tyranny with guns?

You don’t.

You can guarantee the right type of tyranny though. semi/

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thedopefishlives  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:00:20pm

re: #111 Blind Frog Belly White

I’d pay to see that.

Well, let’s see. A Mark 7 cannon is 68 feet long and weighs in at a measly 134 tons. The ol’ land yacht clocks in at a little less than 19.5 feet and 2.5 tons. I think the recoil would probably having me breaking the speed limit.

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FormerDirtDart  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:00:38pm

While they appear to have many similar qualities, Zeus, unlike Bernie and the Bros, eventually gets out of the tub

Stubborn Husky throws hilarious temper tantrum

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Nyet  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:00:41pm

OK, what’s with Bernie’s address?

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EPR-radar  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:01:05pm

re: #120 Blind Frog Belly White

That’s a RWNJ level of self-delusion.

The simple fact of the matter is that Bernie Sanders screwed things up just about as thoroughly as one conceivably could while running on the oligarchy issue.

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:01:51pm

re: #129 thedopefishlives

Well, let’s see. A Mark 7 cannon is 68 feet long and weighs in at a measly 134 tons. The ol’ land yacht clocks in at a little less than 19.5 feet and 2.5 tons. I think the recoil would probably having me breaking the speed limit.

Nothing a couple rolls of duct tape wouldn’t solve.

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:03:25pm

re: #130 FormerDirtDart

While they appear to have many similar qualities, Zeus, unlike Bernie and the Bros, eventually gets out of the tub

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Video

The bigger the dog, the bigger the baby.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:03:36pm

re: #132 EPR-radar

That’s a RWNJ level of self-delusion.

The simple fact of the matter is that Bernie Sanders screwed things up just about as thoroughly as one conceivably could while running on the oligarchy issue.

Although, to be fair, this is what I’ve been saying progressives should do if they’re not happy with the Democratic Party - emulate the Tea Party by putting up their own slates of candidates but still voting Democratic in every election. It’s certainly more grown up approach than bitching about not liking what the Democratic Party ‘gives’ them.

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thedopefishlives  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:04:45pm

re: #133 Not a Sparkly Vampire

Nothing a couple rolls of duct tape wouldn’t solve.

This sounds like a job for my favorite celebrity dynamic duo. “Can a land yacht mount a battleship gun? This week on Mythbusters!”

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stpaulbear  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:05:07pm

re: #131 Nyet

OK, what’s with Bernie’s address?

Elvis Presley - Return To Sender [Video]

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:06:04pm

re: #129 thedopefishlives

Well, let’s see. A Mark 7 cannon is 68 feet long and weighs in at a measly 134 tons. The ol’ land yacht clocks in at a little less than 19.5 feet and 2.5 tons. I think the recoil would probably having me breaking the speed limit.

Yeah. We say “built like a battleship”, but really they’re close to the weight of the projectiles.

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EPR-radar  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:06:27pm

re: #136 thedopefishlives

This sounds like a job for my favorite celebrity dynamic duo. “Can a land yacht mount a battleship gun? This week on Mythbusters!”

Reminds me of the lovely fairy tale about adding military rockets (jet assisted takeoff units, IIRC) to a Chevy Impala.

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Nyet  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:06:41pm

re: #137 stpaulbear

And the lovers that you sent for me
Didn’t come with any satisfaction guarantee
So I’ll return them to the sender
And the note attached will read
How I love to hate you
I love to hate you
I love to hate you
I love to hate you

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majii  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:08:08pm

The right-wing obsession with women’s looks reminds me of something Judge Judy told a nice-looking young lady who appeared in her court: “Beauty fades but dumb is forever.” Sometimes I look at stars who were once considered very beautiful/handsome 20 years ago, and most of their looks have faded. Some of them are unrecognizable to me today. When Chuck Woolery emerged recently to share his right-wing views with us, I almost didn’t recognize him. The years have not been kind to him.

142
Big Beautiful Door  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:08:31pm

re: #21 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Is this the first British political assassination since PM Spencer Perceval in 1812?

I guess if you don’t count IRA bombings.

143
lawhawk  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:08:35pm

re: #86 thedopefishlives

LMAO.

Piker.

Suitcase nukes and EMPs. When you care to send the very best.

144
thedopefishlives  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:08:41pm

re: #139 EPR-radar

Reminds me of the lovely fairy tale about adding military rockets (jet assisted takeoff units, IIRC) to a Chevy Impala.

One of my favorites. The seasons prior to the last one are on Hulu. I might have to see if the latest season is streaming somewhere.

145
Stanley Sea  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:08:43pm
146
thedopefishlives  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:09:31pm

re: #143 lawhawk

LMAO.

Piker.

Suitcase nukes and EMPs. When you care to send the very best.

Hey, they made a tactical nuke in 105mm caliber.

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Teukka  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:10:45pm

re: #143 lawhawk

LMAO.

Piker.

Suitcase nukes and EMPs. When you care to send the very best.

Do realize, Electromagnetic Pulses have been hyped up.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:10:54pm

re: #145 Stanley Sea

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It’s funny how often ‘common sense’ is appealed to when there’s actual data that can confirm or refute the assertion.

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Big Beautiful Door  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:11:46pm

re: #35 The Vicious Babushka

ROFLMAO

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That would have a higher rate of positives than drug testing welfare recipients.

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Charles Johnson  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:12:31pm
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EPR-radar  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:12:50pm

re: #148 Blind Frog Belly White

It’s funny how often ‘common sense’ is appealed to when there’s actual data that can confirm or refute the assertion.

Trump would be a jackass barking at the moon on a street corner if it weren’t for all his money.

It is truly remarkable that this walking personality disorder is treated as respectable simply because he is rich.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:13:00pm

re: #147 Teukka

Do realize, Electromagnetic Pulses have been hyped up.

You say that now, but when the Bad Guys light off a nuke 10 miles up, the guy with ~200 mechanical watches* will be laughing as your Casio stops working!!!
////

*That would be me.

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FormerDirtDart  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:13:37pm

A different view of the last SpaceX landing attempt

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:14:10pm

re: #141 majii

The right-wing obsession with women’s looks reminds me of something Judge Judy told a nice-looking young lady who appeared in her court: “Beauty fades but dumb is forever.” Sometimes I look at stars who were once considered very beautiful/handsome 20 years ago, and most of their looks have faded. Some of them are unrecognizable to me today. When Chuck Woolery emerged recently to share his right-wing views with us, I almost didn’t recognize him. The years have not been kind to him.

It’s been 20 years since The Truth About Cats and Dogs (and 23 since she was on SNL), but Janeane Garofalo is still #1 on my freebie list. It helps that she’s probably the RWNJs most hated woman—after HRC of course.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:14:12pm

re: #151 EPR-radar

Trump would be a jackass barking at the moon on a street corner if it weren’t for all his money.

It is truly remarkable that this walking personality disorder is treated as respectable simply because he is rich.

Yep. The difference between “clinically insane” and “eccentric” is about $1 Million.

156
whitebeach  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:14:42pm

Open thread, so I’ll add a chapter I never thought I’d write to my Cat’s Tale.

For those who haven’t read it here, the story so far: My mother’s home was wrecked by a flood. I evacuated her and her two cats to my cabin on higher ground. A couple of weeks later, the all-black, long-haired cat, Hootie, slipped out into the night and never came back. We had lost hope when several weeks later a lady living maybe fifteen miles away called and said she had a cat that matched the description on one of my flyers, the only response we’d had. I went and saw the cat and had no doubt it was Hootie, as I happily reported here. Storybook ending for all.

But as time went by doubts did crop up. The cat was a dead ringer for Hootie, but there were little things. For one, our little tuxedo cat, Tippi, was standoffish, not welcoming, to what had been her great friend. And saved Hootie seemed to have abandoned some of lost Hootie’s idiosyncrasies. Most of all, he didn’t have Hootie’s pretty, tiny mew, but a normal meow. We began calling him Big Boy instead of Hootie, and soon loved him, though it felt like betraying poor Hootie.

Weeks pass, and one night I spy Big Boy outside on the deck. “How did you get out there?” Go to let him back in but he slithers away. I sit on a bench to wait, which is when I notice Big Boy inside, sleeping in his favorite spot in the hall. Then I feel a cat rubbing against my legs with a tiny, familiar mew.

It was Hootie, two months almost to the minute after he disappeared. Tippi knew immediately, racing to meet him and going ecstatically through the whole nose- and butt-sniffing ceremony. I worried for a minute that it might not be him, because he was so small. He’d lost more than half his weight, nothing but skin, bones, much-thinned fur, and just enough muscle to wobble to his food bowl.

For a couple of days I thought we might lose him after all. He was depleted like a Bataan Death March survivor. But he’s a much tougher little creature than I’d ever imagined. Gradually he’s recovered and started to put on weight again. The more he does so, the more we have two mirror-image Halloween cats to go with Tippi. Will try to send a pic, but both of the black cats are camera shy.

To all here who offered good thoughts, many thanks, and I hope you enjoy two happy endings to one kitteh tale.

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Patricia Kayden  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:14:57pm

re: #94 MsJ

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Dogs are cute though. He’s warthog ugly.

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Nyet  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:15:25pm

OK, the full transcript.

dailykos.com

Graceless.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:15:30pm

re: #144 thedopefishlives

One of my favorites. The seasons prior to the last one are on Hulu. I might have to see if the latest season is streaming somewhere.

I quit watching when they fired Kari, Grant, and Tory.

160
Reality Based Steve  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:16:26pm

re: #9 Shiplord Kirel

An RWNJ blogger would be claiming that the outage was a Soros-Hildabeast conspiracy, with gay Mexican Muslims somehow involved.

This is from Freeperland on the incident, and guess what, not one single comment in reply going LolWhut?

Another mind control subject put to work. Just like Oswald and the rest of the “loner” political assassins. Pick someone with problems, use drugs and hypnosis to implant the compulsion to kill someone and then cover up the whole thing with ECT. MK-Ultra. Bet on it.

Yea, I think I’ll bet on something more likely, perhaps the Tennessee Titans going to the Superb Owl this year.

RBS

161
Teukka  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:16:35pm

re: #152 Blind Frog Belly White

You say that now, but when the Bad Guys light off a nuke 10 miles up, the guy with ~200 mechanical watches* will be laughing as your Casio stops working!!!
////

*That would be me.

Or the guy who spent time studying the design of the electronic and electrical gear and modifying as necessary to ruggedize it, he would be rolling on the floor laughing*

*That would be me.

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lawhawk  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:17:25pm

re: #147 Teukka

Live the dream. And watch out for Grazer 1. Muwhahaha.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:17:36pm

re: #156 whitebeach

I have a huge happy smile on my face for a happy ending. Wishing you all many more years of love and happiness together.

164
Reality Based Steve  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:17:46pm

re: #152 Blind Frog Belly White

You say that now, but when the Bad Guys light off a nuke 10 miles up, the guy with ~200 mechanical watches* will be laughing as your Casio stops working!!!
////

*That would be me.

Wasn’t that a Twilight Zone Episode. The Watchman Cometh?

RBS

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Teukka  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:18:00pm

re: #156 whitebeach

Family members returning. Any celebrations planned?

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:18:19pm

re: #164 Reality Based Steve

Wasn’t that a Twilight Zone Episode. The Watchman Cometh?

RBS

Who’s watching me, anyway?

167
Lidane  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:19:05pm

*facepalm*

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Jebediah, RBG  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:19:09pm

re: #156 whitebeach

That’s awesome!

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stpaulbear  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:19:26pm

re: #156 whitebeach

What a great story with a happy ending! Thanks for posting that.

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thedopefishlives  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:19:28pm

re: #159 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

I quit watching when they fired Kari, Grant, and Tory.

Yeah, that was a sad day. I cried. But, I still love Jamie and Adam and I still want to meet them, along with Alton Brown.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:19:51pm

re: #162 lawhawk

Live the dream. And watch out for Grazer 1. Muwhahaha.

Personally I like Alec Hardison’s EMP gun, which somehow works for exactly 30 minutes.

Sure, it’s bullshit. But it’s entertaining bullshit!

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:20:50pm

re: #167 Lidane

*facepalm*

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No, no - they’re still an ancillary issue in other mass shootings, right after Mental Illness.

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nines09  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:20:56pm

re: #156 whitebeach

Sweet!

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:22:12pm

re: #156 whitebeach

Open thread, so I’ll add a chapter I never thought I’d write to my Cat’s Tale.

For those who haven’t read it here, the story so far: My mother’s home was wrecked by a flood. I evacuated her and her two cats to my cabin on higher ground. A couple of weeks later, the all-black, long-haired cat, Hootie, slipped out into the night and never came back. We had lost hope when several weeks later a lady living maybe fifteen miles away called and said she had a cat that matched the description on one of my flyers, the only response we’d had. I went and saw the cat and had no doubt it was Hootie, as I happily reported here. Storybook ending for all.

But as time went by doubts did crop up. The cat was a dead ringer for Hootie, but there were little things. For one, our little tuxedo cat, Tippi, was standoffish, not welcoming, to what had been her great friend. And saved Hootie seemed to have abandoned some of lost Hootie’s idiosyncrasies. Most of all, he didn’t have Hootie’s pretty, tiny mew, but a normal meow. We began calling him Big Boy instead of Hootie, and soon loved him, though it felt like betraying poor Hootie.

Weeks pass, and one night I spy Big Boy outside on the deck. “How did you get out there?” Go to let him back in but he slithers away. I sit on a bench to wait, which is when I notice Big Boy inside, sleeping in his favorite spot in the hall. Then I feel a cat rubbing against my legs with a tiny, familiar mew.

It was Hootie, two months almost to the minute after he disappeared. Tippi knew immediately, racing to meet him and going ecstatically through the whole nose- and butt-sniffing ceremony. I worried for a minute that it might not be him, because he was so small. He’d lost more than half his weight, nothing but skin, bones, much-thinned fur, and just enough muscle to wobble to his food bowl.

For a couple of days I thought we might lose him after all. He was depleted like a Bataan Death March survivor. But he’s a much tougher little creature than I’d ever imagined. Gradually he’s recovered and started to put on weight again. The more he does so, the more we have two mirror-image Halloween cats to go with Tippi. Will try to send a pic, but both of the black cats are camera shy.

To all here who offered good thoughts, many thanks, and I hope you enjoy two happy endings to one kitteh tale.

That’s such a great story! I’m so happy for Hootie. And it sounds like Big Boy found a good home, too.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:25:04pm

re: #170 thedopefishlives

Yeah, that was a sad day. I cried. But, I still love Jamie and Adam and I still want to meet them, along with Alton Brown.

Oh, I didn’t blame them—I’m sure it was the Discovery Channel suits who needed more money for their highest-paid-in-the-world CEO.

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Patricia Kayden  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:26:15pm

re: #120 Blind Frog Belly White

From Sanders, on my FB feed:

Which is ironic, coming from the guy who just lost.

That’s the whole point. He’ll teach you how to avoid his mistakes and run effectively.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:27:17pm

re: #176 Patricia Kayden

That’s the whole point. He’ll teach you how to avoid his mistakes and run effectively.

So his whole purpose has been to serve as a cautionary tale?

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whitebeach  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:27:24pm

re: #165 Teukka

Family members returning. Any celebrations planned?

For the furry members it’s been a continual feast. As for me, the miracle certainly erases any possible guilt over lifting a celebratory glass at any fitting moment.

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sagehen  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:28:35pm

re: #40 Nyet

The 1st amendment guarantees freedom of speech. Yet you still can’t shout “fire” in a crowded theater, command someone to bump someone else off, watch or own certain kinds of porn and libel people right and left. Constitution, how does it work?

Also, “free exercise of religion” does not mean Quetzlcoatl’s followers can pull the beating hearts out of their captives. It doesn’t even cover peyote ceremonies.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 16, 2016 • 6:33:10pm

re: #179 sagehen

Also, “free exercise of religion” does not mean Quetzlcoatl’s followers can pull the beating hearts out of their captives. It doesn’t even cover peyote ceremonies.

“I’d gotta be painted red before they chop me. It’s a different religion from ours—I think…”


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