Alex Jones and Trump Surrogate Roger Stone Vow to Hold Rally Wearing “Ball Gags”

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Once again, conspiracy peddler Alex Jones played host to Trump adviser Roger Stone, and this one was a doozy. Jones and Stone vowed to show up for the Republican convention in Cleveland and stage a demonstration where “we all wear gag balls in our mouth.”

The two claimed that local officials are trying to stoke violence among the various RNC demonstrators, which led Jones to wonder if they should hold a rally before the convention where “we all wear gag balls in our mouth.”

“If they steal the nomination, it will cause a revolution,” Jones said. “They’re that arrogant, though. Obviously, common sense is, he’s won more votes than any Republican in history, he’s the nominee, he’s the populist, he’s got 25 percent of blacks going for him, Republicans can’t even get 10 percent, he’s got the gays all behind him now, he’s reaching out, we’re finding the real Donald Trump that you and I already knew. It’s total victory.”

Jones said that if Trump is somehow defeated at the convention, we will reach the point where he will be forced to give blowjobs to people like George Will: “At what point do I not get on my knees then and bow down and ask George Will to pull it out? Do I bow to George Will and say no to George Will, ‘I’m not getting on my knees and do a you know what’?”

“See you in Cleveland and get your gag ready,” Stone said.

I have to admit, there’s something very appropriate about the imagery of Donald Trump fans dressed up in bondage gear.

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119 comments

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freetoken  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:39:40am

Are we surprised?

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Kragar  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:40:54am

Does Alex Jones often think of various situations where he is forced to give George Will blowjobs?

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piratedan  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:43:23am

if only they could be implemented permanently

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Sir John Barron  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:45:54am
Obviously, common sense is, he’s won more votes than any Republican in history, he’s the nominee, he’s the populist, he’s got 25 percent of blacks going for him, Republicans can’t even get 10 percent, he’s got the gays all behind him now, he’s reaching out, we’re finding the real Donald Trump that you and I already knew. It’s total victory.”

Sure. OK.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:46:03am

OT, but our favourite Iranian Political Cultist has put up another page.

Another fact free page. Iran is not weakening, and the government is at odds with itself internally.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:46:33am

Did any Republican show up to that sit in?

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nines09  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:47:06am

Wow. They really do project. Why not just a piece of tape? A bandana? Nope. A ball gag. How kinky. “George. (or Gurrrgeeeee) Pull it out.” They are so far in the closet, Narnia is standing next to them.

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TK-421  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:47:39am
File photo
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Kragar  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:47:45am
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JoyP  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:48:01am

To be fair, it does appear that Roger Stone has left at least his lower dentures out.

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nines09  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:48:44am

re: #10 JoyP

To be fair, it does appear that Roger Stone has left at least his lower dentures out.

Prep work.

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Franklin  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:49:23am

Jezebel is live blogging the sit-in. Not from inside the chambers but updating with pertinent tweets and news:

theslot.jezebel.com

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wrenchwench  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:49:39am

Not sorry for the OT.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:49:47am

Next time I see him at Uchi in Austin, I’ll hopefully have a ball gag to give him.

OT:

Local news has been playing video of Hastert struggling to get his wheelchair up a curb on his way to prison. His wife accompanying him. I feel sorry for her but he can go f himself. To think he was 2 heart attacks away from the Presidency.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:50:38am

re: #6 Eclectic Cyborg

Did any Republican show up to that sit in?

Not yet that I know of.

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ObserverArt  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:51:03am

Roger Stone is one very creepy creep!

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Franklin  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:51:10am

And twice on Sunday…

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petesh  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:51:24am

Wait, he’s put the gays behind him? In the Matthew 16:23 sense, I assume.

But Donnie, they’re gays, and you know what a gorgeous ass you have …

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Shimshon  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:51:24am

And then Alex continued, saying “to all our supporters, if you do not have any ball gags, not to worry, since I have such a huge collection you can borrow mine.”

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lawhawk  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:52:17am

Ball gags?

Well, that’s one way for there to finally be some intelligent conversation coming from the wingnut wing of the GOP. Because they’d be silent. Smartest thing they’ll add to any conversation in years.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:52:32am

I threw up in my mouth.

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Bubblehead II  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:53:40am

Looks like Sen. Al Franken has joined the Reps on the House floor.

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ObserverArt  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:53:42am

Why do they need ball gags when they already have The Don’s balls in their mouth now???

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De Kolta Chair  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:53:48am

Truth is stranger than Pulp Fiction?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:54:40am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:55:34am
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Dr. Matt  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:56:17am

Teh Blacks and Teh Gays support Teh Trump now? Lolwut?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:57:07am
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GlutenFreeJesus  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:58:12am

Where’s Bernie?!

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Belafon  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:58:43am

re: #25 Backwoods_Sleuth

re: #25 Backwoods_Sleuth

re: #28 Backwoods_Sleuth

The big guns are coming out.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:58:57am

re: #29 GlutenFreeJesus

Where’s Bernie?!

quiet.
very quiet.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:59:02am
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Dr. Matt  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:59:15am

Where has THIS Democratic Party been for the last 7 years?!?! Good to see them finally grow a pair.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jun 22, 2016 • 10:59:49am

Donald Trump Wins Prize For Best Fantasy Novella Of 2016

tale of child devouring witch drawn from author’s own life and actions

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lawhawk  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:00:19am

re: #33 Dr. Matt

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I Would Prefer Not To  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:01:31am

Wow. Hope they keep up the protests/toughness till November.

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lawhawk  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:01:32am

Meanwhile, Ryan’s off touting his vaporware alternative to Obamacare.

This is what that “plan” (and I use it very loosely since it’s not even in shape to be marked up as a bill since the GOP can’t agree on anything beyond repealing Obamacare) contains:

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:01:37am

re: #22 Bubblehead II

Looks like Sen. Al Franken has joined the Reps on the House floor.

[Embedded content]

“I know what you’re thinking: ‘How does this affect me, Al Franken….’ “

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Dr. Matt  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:02:03am

re: #29 GlutenFreeJesus

Where’s Bernie?!

Taping another podcast to demand an overhaul of the DNC, Democratic Party, and toys-r-us.

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Frenchy  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:02:04am

re: #9 Kragar

Wait, so you’re telling me Trump’s speech was chock full of outright lies? Get outta town.

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ObserverArt  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:02:06am

Thomas Roberts is reporting a few Republicans are also in the sit-in. No idea who, but good on you!

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Dr. Matt  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:02:45am

re: #35 lawhawk

Get out of my mind!

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Franklin  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:02:55am

“BFD Joe”:

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Kragar  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:03:50am
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petesh  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:04:17am

re: #35 lawhawk

Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who …

Stepping on Ryan’s non-plan and Trump’s non-news is a fine thing in itself, also too.

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Testy Toad T  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:05:16am

re: #33 Dr. Matt

Where has THIS Democratic Party been for the last 7 years?!?! Good to see them finally grow a pair.

I think the public nastiness of the Boehner-Ryan transition emboldened them.

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jaunte  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:05:34am

re: #44 Kragar

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Kragar  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:05:41am
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ObserverArt  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:06:50am

re: #46 Testy Toad T

I think the public nastiness of the Boehner-Ryan transition emboldened them.

Along with No F’s to Give Obama bombing the Repubs in his lame-duck year.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:08:05am
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Belafon  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:08:27am

re: #46 Testy Toad T

I think the public nastiness of the Boehner-Ryan transition emboldened them.

I suspect it started with “no fucks” Obama, then Hillary’s foreign policy speech where she tore apart Trump, but the Orlando tragedy pushed it over the edge.

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wrenchwench  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:08:40am

Now there are two New Mexicans there. The third one is a Republican.

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ObserverArt  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:10:25am

Luke Russert is interviewing John Lewis on MSNBC. It is amazing that John Lewis seems to not have an arrogant bone in his body. Nothing coming from him that hints he is aware that he is considered one the the greats. He is basically saying all he is doing is “helping his friends, colleagues and the American people.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:10:29am

House Republicans are preventing the public from entering the gallery.
Pelosi said earlier that people trying to enter were told that they each would have to be accompanied by a member of the House.

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Dr. Matt  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:10:34am

And the second best part of this sit-in is that Trump’s pathetic anti-Hillary rant is now long forgotten and is delegated to page A12.

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Anymouse  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:10:51am

On the discussion of Harriet Tubman from the previous thread:

littlegreenfootballs.com

Scout wrote:

Speaking of Harriet Tubman and the $20 bill, this is a really interesting article on the significance of that sum of money in her life:

japantimes.co.jp

My home was built in 1914, and sold according to the abstract for 20 Twenty Dollar gold pieces. Interestingly, when we bought our house in late 2011, we sold that many to pay for it, our move from Oklahoma, and all the associated things such as title insurance and inspections.

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Testy Toad T  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:11:25am

re: #51 Belafon

I suspect it started with “no fucks” Obama, then Hillary’s foreign policy speech where she tore apart Trump, but the Orlando tragedy pushed it over the edge.

Yes, certainly the toxic climate within the GOP looks like a very lance-able boil. House Democrats are likely feeling pretty comfortable about their electoral positions, and so see relatively less danger in having a big public stink.

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Franklin  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:11:52am

Just emailed this to my congressman (and called the office):

As of 2PM ET on Wednesday I haven’t seen any reports on the Congressman joining the sit-in on the House floor. Please let him know of my support for the sit-in and that I hope he is able to make it. History is being made.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:12:41am

Sen Schumer and Sen Klobuchar have also joined the sit-in.

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HappyWarrior  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:13:05am

re: #53 ObserverArt

Luke Russert is interviewing John Lewis on MSNBC. It is amazing that John Lewis seems to not have an arrogant bone in his body. Nothing coming from him that hints he is aware that he is considered one the the greats. He is basically saying all he is doing is “helping his friends, colleagues and the American people.

In a more just country, a man like him could be President.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:13:35am

re: #31 Backwoods_Sleuth

For once! And this is important. Go figure.

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HappyWarrior  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:13:36am

Really have to admire the Congressional Democrats for having enough of the GOP’s do nothing approach on guns. I applaud this big time.

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Franklin  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:14:24am

More of the MA Delegation in attendance:

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Charles Johnson  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:14:55am
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Belafon  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:14:57am

Is there anything Senate Republicans could vote on right now with Democrats gone?

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Franklin  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:15:33am

re: #60 HappyWarrior

In a more just country, a man like him could be President.

From reading some books on him, he wouldn’t want to. He’d feel he could do more for the country as a Congressman and activist.

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Testy Toad T  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:15:41am

re: #64 Charles Johnson

Of course they’re not all Bernie fans. I see a black guy there!

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ObserverArt  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:16:34am

This is the most animated I’ve ever seen Luke Russert. Maybe he is learning something from this sit-in.

This is great. Russert said there is nothing the Republicans can do about the sit in short of Ryan or his stand-in asking the Sergeant at Arms to force clear the floor.

So it looks like Paul Ryan is being called out. He isn’t in a good position right now…he is going to get shown up bigly!

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Franklin  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:16:36am

God dammit:

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No Depression  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:16:54am

re: #54 Backwoods_Sleuth

House Republicans are preventing the public from entering the gallery.
Pelosi said earlier that people trying to enter were told that they each would have to be accompanied by a member of the House.

You can really tell that the GOP fuckers are scared shitless. Good.

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Khal Wimpo (no longer entitled to his own facts)  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:17:15am

There’s something in the air in the Wingnutosphere. Over at WND, some troglodyte named Sean Harshey has basically written a cri de coeur that “all is lost, the leftists have taken over.”

Many Americans are stunned by the dizzying speed with which Barack Obama’s promised transformation of our nation’s culture has taken place. The changes go deeper than most of us realize, though. The foundational institutions of our country had been corrupted little by little for decades. What appears to be a sudden coup on the part of cultural Marxists is just the natural end state of the slow transformation that has been building for more than a generation.

(snip)

Ironically, their children - Generation X - is largely shut out of the transition. Because baby boomers are hanging onto power everywhere far past the time previous generations retired, those baby boomers will hand off power to the millennial generation. This has been reflected in some of the power struggles we have seen recently in the Democratic Party. Baby boomers are largely onboard with Hillary Clinton, while millennials mostly want a more openly Marxist Bernie Sanders to just give them “free” things without having to go through the charade of being honest or the whole cronyism bit the Clintons play.

There may be a pause in the relentless march toward cultural Marxism and moral relativism if Generation X (who grew up under Reagan) manages to get Donald Trump elected president, but even that would be a Band-Aid on a gaping chest wound. America may be mortally wounded morally and culturally. An honest, but admittedly difficult, assessment is that there is no obvious way of saving it in its current arrangement. The best we can hope for may be a peaceful Balkanization.

Really, Sean? Really? The leftists have one and America is fucked and the best we can hope for is to split up into little warring states like Bosnia-Herzegovina and Croatia?

These people need medication and professional psychological help. Fucking pearl-clutching drama queens.

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HappyWarrior  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:17:47am

re: #66 Franklin

From reading some books on him, he wouldn’t want to. He’d feel he could do more for the country as a Congressman and activist.

Doesn’t surprise me. In any case, he’s a national treasure.

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Kragar  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:17:59am
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HappyWarrior  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:19:01am

re: #73 Kragar

[Embedded content]

I feel the same way about her son but she’s not wrong.

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Testy Toad T  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:20:06am

re: #69 Franklin

God dammit:

Well that’s fine Mr. Lynch, but then shut your fucking trap.

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Franklin  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:20:36am

re: #69 Franklin

God dammit:


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freetoken  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:20:46am

re: #71 Khal Wimpo (no longer entitled to his own facts)

In almost all cases, WND present delusions to their marks, to milk them for more money.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:21:35am

OT: Noted qawwal singer Amjad Sabri was assassinated in Karachi by the Taliban.

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SoundGuy 2016  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:23:25am

re: #1 freetoken

Are we surprised?

My surprise is the level of detachment from reality and derangement. There seems to be no bottom with these kooks.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:23:37am

NRA is flailing

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ObserverArt  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:23:49am

Hillary is on stage! Go Hillary.

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jaunte  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:24:26am

re: #80 Backwoods_Sleuth

They forgot “semi-automatic is not fully automatic!”

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Franklin  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:26:22am

re: #81 ObserverArt

Hillary is on stage! Go Hillary.

Link?

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Bubblehead II  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:26:26am

re: #81 ObserverArt

Hillary is on stage! Go Hillary.

Got a link? Never mind.

video.foxnews.com

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Khal Wimpo (no longer entitled to his own facts)  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:26:27am

re: #77 freetoken

In almost all cases, WND present delusions to their marks, to milk them for more money.

It is so jarring to step right into such a strange alternate reality. One in which the poor, poor huddled conservative Christians are being defeated on all fronts, where they don’t actually control the House, most governorships and state legislatures. Where they don’t jerk the government around like little puppets.

Where the 2nd amendment, so near & dear to their crazy, scared shitless hearts, is basically abolished, and it is impossible to buy any kind of gun. Why, just go down to your local gun store and see! The doors are padlocked and the shelves are bare … what’s that? Still open? Damn. You better jump in your pickup truck and max out your credit cards to buy every single firearm and round you can get! Go now!

Stupid, frightened racists, broke and in debt, sitting atop an arsenal of weapons they’ve been duped into buying. What could go wrong? Let’s check in a month or so in Cleveland and see…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:27:42am
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lawhawk  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:27:57am

re: #73 Kragar

Barbara Bush 2016? /

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ObserverArt  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:28:05am

re: #83 Franklin

Link?

I’m watching it on MSNBC…maybe online…I don’t know.

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Franklin  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:28:20am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:28:42am
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SoundGuy 2016  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:29:03am

I admire John Lewis immensely. The image of him hugging Obama on Edmund Pettis Bridge is seared in my memory. An extremely humble and just man.

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HappyWarrior  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:29:16am

re: #80 Backwoods_Sleuth

NRA is flailing

[Embedded content]

Hatred of guns? Try hatred of gun violence you gun humping pigs.

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Sir John Barron  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:29:35am

re: #86 Backwoods_Sleuth

Yes but his plan focuses on **quality** not “quantity”.

///

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gocart mozart  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:31:15am
“They’re that arrogant, though. Obviously, common sense is, he’s won more votes than any Republican in history, he’s the nominee, he’s the populist, he’s got 25 percent of blacks going for him, Republicans can’t even get 10 percent, he’s got the gays all behind him now, he’s reaching out, we’re finding the real Donald Trump that you and I already knew. It’s total victory.”

That’s 25% of black Republicans which is like 4 guys! The “gays all behind him” are just the closeted evangelical preachers who want in on the grift and Jim Hoft.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:31:29am
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Testy Toad T  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:31:33am

re: #92 HappyWarrior

Hatred of guns? Try hatred of gun violence you gun humping pigs.

Nah, I’ll own it. I hate civilian ownership of any firearm that’s not bolt action.

And if the NRA wants to bray that from the rooftops, that’s fine.

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Skip Intro  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:31:59am

re: #55 Dr. Matt

And the second best part of this sit-in is that Trump’s pathetic anti-Hillary rant is now long forgotten and is delegated to page A12.

That’s actually a plus for Trump. That “speech” his kids wrote for him was awful.

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HappyWarrior  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:32:26am

re: #96 Testy Toad T

Nah, I’ll own it. I hate civilian ownership of any firearm that’s not bolt action.

And if the NRA wants to bray that from the rooftops, that’s fine.

True but I do hate gun violence more and I resent the living shit out of the NRA for making this into Dems hate guns and freedom.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:32:50am

re: #90 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Go, Patty! I was sure she’d be there eventually. Where’s Maria?

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Sir John Barron  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:32:50am

re: #80 Backwoods_Sleuth

NRA is flailing

What a contemptible organization.

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Reality Based Steve  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:33:12am

Zed:
Bring out the Gimp Jones.

Maynard:
But the Gimp’s Jones is sleeping.

Zed:
Well, I guess you’re gonna have to go wake him up now, won’t you?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:33:16am
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Romantic Heretic  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:33:53am

re: #80 Backwoods_Sleuth

To the NRA,

If you got your wish of firearms everywhere I wouldn’t need a firearm to commit mass murder. All I’d need is a string of firecrackers. Then I could just stand back and watch badly trained, trigger happy idiots murder one another.

Please focus your public relations talents towards an activity more ethical and less harmful to society. Ponzi schemes would suit you well.

No love,
Me.

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ObserverArt  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:34:26am

re: #80 Backwoods_Sleuth

NRA is flailing

[Embedded content]

I hope they are sweating bullets.

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HappyWarrior  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:35:22am

re: #104 ObserverArt

I hope they are sweating bullets.

I hope LaPierre is shitting his pants with Nugent.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:35:22am
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De Kolta Chair  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:35:38am

Clinton kicking butt and taking names on MSNBC right now at a big, enthusiastic turn-out for Hillary in Raleigh. A very diverse crowd; even saw a grumpy old white guy, though that may only be my reflection on my tv.

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Romantic Heretic  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:38:05am

re: #84 Bubblehead II

Didn’t click on the link but when I saw ‘The Ministry of Truth’, I mean ‘Fox News’, I’m thinking that it would be interesting to watch separate streams of this speech. Just to see if ‘The Ministry of Truth’, I mean ‘Fox News’, does something interesting with their feed.

This is the network that has repeatedly turned Republicans into Democrats when a Republican is caught in a scandal. And they did once lose Iraq.

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Nyet  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:38:40am

re: #102 Backwoods_Sleuth

Who would buy something like that?

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Romantic Heretic  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:39:18am

re: #86 Backwoods_Sleuth

Compassionate conservatism!

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Bubblehead II  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:40:08am

re: #108 Romantic Heretic

Didn’t click on the link but when I saw ‘The Ministry of Truth’, I mean ‘Fox News’, I’m thinking that it would be interesting to watch separate streams of this speech. Just to see if ‘The Ministry of Truth’, I mean ‘Fox News’, does something interesting with their feed.

This is the network that has repeatedly turned Republicans into Democrats when a Republican is caught in a scandal. And they did once lose Iraq.

So far I haven’t seen them screw with any of her speeches. CNN is crap when it comes to live streaming any more and MSNBC tends to be choppy for me.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:40:48am

CSPAN showing speeches from earlier this morning and Tim Ryan’s (D-OH) litany of what’s the fault of the GOP was a thing of beauty. (Last item was “supporting a goofball for President”.)

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SoundGuy 2016  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:41:45am

re: #109 Nyet

Who would buy something like that?

I don’t think I’d want the brains or snout. And I’m a pretty adventurous eater.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:43:05am

re: #99 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Go, Patty! I was sure she’d be there eventually. Where’s Maria?

I guess Maria’s on her way, too.

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Anymouse  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:43:45am

From the previous thread:

littlegreenfootballs.com

Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

The idea is to derail the discussion by pointing out that you invalid because you do not know the distinction between an “assault rifle” and an “assault weapon” and to get you to shut up and stop asking why so many children and innocent bystanders need to die in the name of a flawed interpretation of the 2nd Amendment.

Also magazine versus clip. (By the way, when I was in the Navy, we called them clips.)

I was at FE Warren Air Force Base yesterday in Cheyenne after I went to the VA (elbow surgery now scheduled after my return from Canada). The base was on some heightened alert status, and Air Police were manning the gates with assault rifles.

What I saw from the guard with her assault rifle (and her partner standing behind her) as I was handing her my wife and my ID:

a) Gun barrel pointed downward.
b) No finger anywhere near the trigger guard, or even on the rifle itself.
c) No waving the rifle around like a crazed RWNJ.

In short, didn’t feel threatened by some sort of negligent firing of her rifle. I would not feel the same about some civilian wingnut with an AR-15.

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De Kolta Chair  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:44:30am

re: #102 Backwoods_Sleuth

Actually, I like tongue, but the other stuff belongs in a hot dog.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:47:07am

re: #115 Anymouse

From the previous thread:

littlegreenfootballs.com

Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Also magazine versus clip. (By the way, when I was in the Navy, we called them clips.)

I was at FE Warren Air Force Base yesterday in Cheyenne after I went to the VA (elbow surgery now scheduled after my return from Canada). The base was on some heightened alert status, and Air Police were manning the gates with assault rifles.

What I saw from the guard with her assault rifle (and her partner standing behind her) as I was handing her my wife and my ID:

a) Gun barrel pointed downward.
b) No finger anywhere near the trigger guard, or even on the rifle itself.
c) No waving the rifle around like a crazed RWNJ.

In short, didn’t feel threatened by some sort of negligent firing of her rifle. I would not feel the same about some civilian wingnut with an AR-15.

A clip is what you slide into the magazine. Are the gun-humpers using “magazine” to mean “receiver”? Looking at some of these guns, whatever you call it, even if you slide part of it off, it’s the clip you’re changing, so fuck ‘em.

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Anymouse  Jun 22, 2016 • 11:50:36am

re: #117 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

A clip is what you slide into the magazine. Are the gun-humpers using “magazine” to mean “receiver”? Looking at some of these guns, whatever you call it, even if you slide part of it off, it’s the clip you’re changing, so fuck ‘em.

The argument they use about needing to know exact terminology to have a meaningful discussion about guns falls vaguely silent when the discussion is climate science or evolution.

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William of Orange  Jun 22, 2016 • 12:34:51pm

I hope they know what they’re doing. Marcus is still pissed .


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