Sarah Palin Freaks Out Over Hillary Non-Indictment, Advocates Overthrowing the Government

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All over the right wing universe — and in some parts of the far left Bernie Sanders universe — the freaking out over the FBI’s recommendation not to indict Hillary Clinton is a glorious thing to behold.

Sarah Palin’s take is a true classic in the Palin genre, as she takes this occasion to call on her fans to “rise up” and overthrow the US government.

Yes! She really did. You betcha.

Today’s FBI forgiveness of tyrants’ illegal acts illustrate purpose in why I insist Americans rise up and tear down this tyrannical system that is destroying America from within. Truly, you’re either with us or you’re against us.

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1
Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:19:28pm
“Truly, you’re either with us or you’re against us.”

Please mark me down as “Against.”

2
William Lewis  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:19:40pm

You really shouldn’t drink so much, Sarah. It’s really bad for your liver.

3
Skip Intro  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:19:51pm

Just STFU Sarah. Nobody cares about you anymore.

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Testy Toad T  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:20:01pm

I have to imagine that there’s nothing that resonates with a fearful right-wing baby boomer than describing email, fucking email as a tyrannical system that is destroying American from within.

That certainly seems to be how the bulk of that cohort interacts (or fails to interact) with technology.

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b.d.  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:20:09pm

Get on your motorized barstool and lead your troops Sarah.

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William Lewis  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:20:31pm

re: #1 Blind Frog Belly White

Please mark me down as “Against.”

Objection! That should be, “Please mark me down as For America and Against You.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:20:54pm

Says the woman who used a variety of gmail addresses to conduct state business while she was governor…

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Jenner7  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:21:01pm

Should be called TNN now.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:21:05pm

A “tyrannical government”, freely and fairly elected and re-elected by the population at two to four-year intervals…

so who is it we are rebelling against?

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Dr. Matt  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:21:27pm

re: #1 Blind Frog Belly White

Please mark me down as “Against.”

+1

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Big Beautiful Door  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:21:45pm

Sarah is a bad joke, but to be fair, I’m sure she was talking about the November election, to the extent I can be sure about anything she is blathering about, rather than a literal revolt.

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Kragar  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:22:17pm

Against you then, at every turn.

“They shall not pass”

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Joe Bacon  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:22:50pm

Thank Gawd it didn’t disqualify her from appearing on Match Game!!!!!

nydailynews.com

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Big Beautiful Door  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:23:00pm

re: #8 Jenner7

[Embedded content]

Should be called TNN now.

Lets face it, CNN is an infotainment channel focused solely on ratings, and that means Trump, Trump, Trump!

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:23:25pm

re: #11 Big Beautiful Door

Sarah is a bad joke, but to be fair, I’m sure she was talking about the November election, to the extent I can be sure about anything she is blathering about, rather than a literal revolt.

I dunno. She’s talking about rising up and tearing down…

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:23:26pm

re: #8 Jenner7

[Embedded content]

Should be called TNN now.

DumbassDonald will still complain they are “unfair” to him.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:24:02pm

And she probably doesn’t even know what sedition means…

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Stanley Sea  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:24:03pm

re: #8 Jenner7

[Embedded content]

Should be called TNN now.

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mmmirele  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:24:22pm

Going off topic, and probably Full Metal Godwin, but i it wrong to suggest that the Christians who support Teump in the wake of his anti-Semitic slur borrowed from the white supremacy are similar to rhe Germans who supported Hitler?

I told you I was going Full Metal Godwin. But it’s as if they’ve forgotten Jesus was a Jew.

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b.d.  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:24:38pm

Now that the FBI has a few minutes to spare maybe they can question Sarah about that comment?

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Kragar  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:26:03pm
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Charles Johnson  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:27:06pm

re: #11 Big Beautiful Door

Sarah is a bad joke, but to be fair, I’m sure she was talking about the November election, to the extent I can be sure about anything she is blathering about, rather than a literal revolt.

I really don’t think this sounds much like calling on people to get out the vote:

…rise up and tear down this tyrannical system that is destroying America from within.

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Big Beautiful Door  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:27:21pm

re: #15 Blind Frog Belly White

I dunno. She’s talking about rising up and tearing down…

Well you know, rise up to vote in November and tear down the Washington establishment. Nobody thinks Caribou Barbie is a bigger dumbass than me, but I remember when wingnuts were mischaracterizing democratic election rhetoric as literal death threats.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:27:40pm

WBTV in Charlotte has a live stream (I’m watching CSPAN2, but the rally hasn’t started yet):

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:27:53pm

Palin wants to overthrow the government because not being able to punish people you hate even in the absence of an actually violation of the law is tyranny!

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Sir John Barron  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:28:30pm

I was wondering why comments at the previous thread appeared to have stopped….

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:28:32pm

Clinton and Obama now on stage.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:29:47pm

Palin is an authoritarian nutjob with delusions of grandeur.

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Big Beautiful Door  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:29:54pm

re: #26 Sir John Barron

I was wondering why comments at the previous thread appeared to have stopped….

I hate it when I work on a great comment, post it, then notice that I’ve been left behind and no-one will notice my brilliance!

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:30:00pm

re: #22 Charles Johnson

I really don’t think this sounds much like calling on people to get out the vote:

Hey, she managed to work ‘The Enemy Within’ into it!

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Belafon  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:30:04pm

re: #8 Jenner7

[Embedded content]

Should be called TNN now.

Lining up all the crazy people they’ll need during the Clinton presidency.

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Kragar  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:30:48pm
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Big Beautiful Door  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:31:07pm

re: #31 Belafon

Lining up all the crazy people they’ll need during the Clinton presidency.

Get them inked now before Fox News nabs them!

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Kragar  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:31:29pm

re: #28 HappyWarrior

Palin is an authoritarian nutjob with delusions of grandeur.

adequacy.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:31:37pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:31:58pm

re: #23 Big Beautiful Door

Well you know, rise up to vote in November and tear down the Washington establishment. Nobody thinks Caribou Barbie is a bigger dumbass than me, but I remember when wingnuts were mischaracterizing democratic election rhetoric as literal death threats.

Just to be clear, I don’t think she’s thinking at any deeper level than “I’m mad! I was promised a pony!”

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bratwurst  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:32:25pm

re: #8 Jenner7

[Embedded content]

Should be called TNN now.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:32:31pm

Note. She was ok with the cop who killed Tamir Rice getting off without any charges. Priorities!

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Belafon  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:32:32pm

re: #34 Kragar

adequacy.

I’m pretty sure she just has delusions.

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Sir John Barron  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:32:37pm
Today’s FBI forgiveness of tyrants’ illegal acts illustrate purpose in why I insist Americans rise up and tear down this tyrannical system that is destroying America from within. Truly, you’re either with us or you’re against us.

Hmmm. So she’s against ‘tyranny’ but then says in typical tyrannical fashion that “you’re either with us or against us”.

OK, you betcha.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:33:20pm

Hillary about Obama: “A man who never forgot where he came from. And, Donald, if you’re out there tweeting…it’s HAWAII!”

BOOM!

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Testy Toad T  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:33:25pm

re: #32 Kragar

It’s really actually happening, isn’t it?

Blah blah Manafort blah blah pivot blah blah presidential, but Trump doesn’t actually run his campaign based on things like “strategy” or “thinking”. Gingrich reinforces the Trump brand. It doubles down on his image, emphasizes the Trumpiness of the Trumping Trump. It puts him even more aggressively in charge. The Decider, with all the best words. That’s the only thing that matters. Those are the terms in which Trump sees and interacts with the world, how to project his Trumpiness upon the most gilded parts.

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Sir John Barron  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:33:32pm

re: #38 GlutenFreeJesus

Note. She was ok with the cop who killed Tamir Rice getting off without any charges. Priorities!

That wasn’t tyranny tyrannical. The email thing was tyranny tyrannical tyrants.

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teleskiguy  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:33:32pm

The butthurt is immense on the right.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:33:53pm

re: #29 Big Beautiful Door

I hate it when I work on a great comment, post it, then notice that I’ve been left behind and no-one will notice my brilliance!

What brilliance?

/

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:34:20pm

Hillz gives a shout out to Michelle and the crowd goes wild.

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KingKenrod  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:34:48pm

Butthurt detected: someone added this to Comey’s bio on Wikipedia (gone now):

Comey has made immense contribution in making the American justice system unfair by protecting one of the nation’s most powerful politicians who accumulated immense wealth after entering politics. Comey’s sense of fairness ranks below those of world leaders such as Saddam Hussein and Gaddhafi. Although he heads the agency that is supposed to contribute to justice, his actions amount to the obstruction of justice.

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Big Beautiful Door  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:34:57pm

re: #45 Eclectic Cyborg

What brilliance?

/

Ouch!

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:34:57pm

re: #46 Backwoods_Sleuth

Hillz gives a shout out to Michelle and the crowd goes wild.

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Sir John Barron  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:35:42pm

re: #47 KingKenrod

Butthurt detected: someone added this to Comey’s bio on Wikipedia (gone now):

You mad bro?

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Kragar  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:35:50pm
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Sir John Barron  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:36:03pm

re: #44 teleskiguy

The butthurt is immense on the right.

You mad bro?

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Testy Toad T  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:36:25pm

re: #47 KingKenrod

Butthurt detected: someone added this to Comey’s bio on Wikipedia (gone now):

Needs moar Random Capitalization and Stray Misspelling.

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Sir John Barron  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:36:49pm

Hillary praising Obama’s accomplishments. About time someone did.

Oh hi Bernie.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:37:14pm

re: #11 Big Beautiful Door

Sarah is a bad joke, but to be fair, I’m sure she was talking about the November election, to the extent I can be sure about anything she is blathering about, rather than a literal revolt.

Yeah, ask Gabby Giffords about how she’s only “targeting” people to be defeated at the voting booth.

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Dr. Matt  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:37:29pm

I have been looking out this same office window since Obama has been president and America looks pretty intact from this view. Just sayn.’.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:37:52pm

Wow. Trump’s official statement on Hillary’s non-indictment is just as insane as Palin’s.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:38:23pm

Trump:

Our adversaries almost certainly have a blackmail file on Hillary Clinton, and this fact alone disqualifies her from service.

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A Mom Anon  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:38:38pm

re: #56 Dr. Matt

Obama is totally the worst gun grabbing Muslim caliphate establisher EVAR!!!! He’s a total failure.

Does that need sarc tags? Nah.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:38:40pm

re: #1 Blind Frog Belly White

Please mark me down as “Against.”

I’ll take sedition for $1,000, Alex….

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:38:44pm

re: #56 Dr. Matt

I have been looking out this same office window since Obama has been president and America looks pretty intact from this view. Just sayn.’.

I gotta admit, though, the bathroom was really getting in an awful state. But then Mrs. FBW spent an afternoon cleaning up all her stuff, and it looks GREAT today!

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Big Beautiful Door  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:39:32pm

re: #47 KingKenrod

Butthurt detected: someone added this to the Comey’s bio on Wikipedia (gone now):

Someone needs to post the Butthurt Alarm system. Today’s level: massive!

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:39:40pm

re: #58 Charles Johnson

Trump:

OFFS.

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Testy Toad T  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:39:45pm

re: #58 Charles Johnson

Of all the things I’d expect Trump to understand, blackmail would be high on the list.

Short of personal embarrassment, how does one blackmail somebody who lives under different sovereignty?

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:39:47pm

re: #8 Jenner7

[Embedded content]

Should be called TNN now.

I’ve seen back alley crack addicted sex workers with more self respect than CNN at this point.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:39:48pm

Hillz is going after Donald with solid facts, not childish insults.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:41:13pm

re: #62 Big Beautiful Door

Someone needs to post the Butthurt Alarm system. Today’s level: massive!

I believe they’ve gone to Global Thermonuclear Butthurt.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:42:19pm

Poking Bernie, without even mentioning his name.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:42:26pm

re: #66 Backwoods_Sleuth

Hillz is going after Donald with solid facts, not childish insults.

“Not fair! Nobody told me there’d be facts!”

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HappyWarrior  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:42:54pm

re: #68 Backwoods_Sleuth

Poking Bernie, without even mentioning his name.

What did she say?

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calochortus  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:43:01pm

re: #56 Dr. Matt

I have been looking out this same office window since Obama has been president and America looks pretty intact from this view. Just sayn.’.

Ahh, but that just means the rot is within! Any moment now everything will crumble leaving a husk of our formerly great nation!!!!
/

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Sir John Barron  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:43:02pm

re: #64 Testy Toad T

Of all the things I’d expect Trump to understand, blackmail would be high on the list.

Short of personal embarrassment, how does one blackmail somebody who lives under different sovereignty?

The hacked emails reveal Hillary had a gay love affair with a secret Muslim from Kenya.

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sizzzzlerz  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:43:12pm
why I insist Americans rise up and tear down this tyrannical system

Why bother. You’ll quit half way through.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:43:24pm

Over at The Atlantic…

Lev Bronshtein • 28 minutes ago

Liberals in a bit of a panic at someone who just doesn’t care about liberal hysterics. Oh, that they had ¡Jeb! to push around.
**************
Lev Bronshtein • 30 minutes ago

Trump is anti-Fragile.

**************

deirdre @Lev Bronshtein • 22 minutes ago

I see that “fragile” and “fragile Jew” are the new alt-right neo-Nazi slurs of choice.
•
*************
Lev Bronshtein@deirdre • 9 minutes ago

Go cry 6 million tears.
•
*************
deirdre@ Lev Bronshtein • a few seconds ago

Aaaaaand there you have it. A Nazi apologist. You are an enemy of everything our founders and this republic have stood for, and everything I swore to defend. You may not have been the guard at Dauchau, or the camp orderly at Treblinka…but by inclination, you deserve the same fate as those men in their tidy uniforms and shiny boots.
*********
zenwick@ Lev Bronshtein • 7 minutes ago

Again, it’s good to leave comments like this one up, so that people can see what horrible bigots Turnip supporters are.

I wonder where they came up with the whole “fragile” thing.

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Sir John Barron  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:44:00pm

re: #70 HappyWarrior

What did she say?

How she endorsed Obama after their primary election battle in 2008.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:44:35pm

re: #70 HappyWarrior

What did she say?

Talking about how she and Obama were fierce competitors in 2008, but when he became the nominee she was glad to endorse him and campaign for him. And she was proud to serve as SoS because “we both love our country”.

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sizzzzlerz  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:44:57pm

re: #28 HappyWarrior

Palin is an authoritarian nutjob with delusions of grandeur.

FTFY

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HappyWarrior  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:46:20pm

re: #75 Sir John Barron

How she endorsed Obama after their primary election battle in 2008.

Good jab. She’s right.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:46:47pm

re: #76 Backwoods_Sleuth

Talking about how she and Obama were fierce competitors in 2008, but when he became the nominee she was glad to endorse him and campaign for him. And she was proud to serve as SoS because “we both love our country”.

He really could take some lessons from her. But he chooses to be a bitter loser.

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Big Beautiful Door  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:46:49pm

re: #66 Backwoods_Sleuth

Hillz is going after Donald with solid facts, not childish insults.

Watch Marco and Ted. This is how its done.

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451_Montag  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:47:49pm

Obama looks like he is enjoying this. About to open up a can of whoop ass I think

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Big Beautiful Door  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:47:56pm

re: #72 Sir John Barron

The hacked emails reveal Hillary had a gay love affair with a secret Muslim from Kenya.

Because Obama is transgender?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:48:00pm

Obama takes the podium now.

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Stanley Sea  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:48:37pm

THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN THIS.

Wheee

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:51:37pm

Obama is having FUN!

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Sir John Barron  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:53:05pm

Obama’s preaching.

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Sir John Barron  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:54:04pm

re: #81 Dr. Matt

And of course:

Andrea Mitchell: FBI’s rebuke ‘a big political hit’ for Clinton — charges or not

“It’s like a criminal indictment even though it wasn’t.”

/

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KGxvi  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:54:56pm

re: #9 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

A “tyrannical government”, freely and fairly elected and re-elected by the population at two to four-year intervals…

so who is it we are rebelling against?

were rebaling aginst the skewed polls and the stoled elekkshuions!!1! whut you mean mahjuraties voted for THAT ONE? then well reball against the mahjuraties!!! WOLVERINES!!1!

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Jay C  Jul 5, 2016 • 12:56:10pm

re: #74 Aunty Entity Dragon

Over at The Atlantic…

I wonder where they came up with the whole “fragile” thing.

I think it’s meant to be a dig at “overly sensitive” - or just plain devious - Jews who get too easily “offended” (or pretend to be) at allegations/perceptions of antisemitism - i.e. crying “Nazi” or “bigot” any any criticism of any Jew anywhere for anything.

Of course, this argument does kinda fade in the presence of actual antisemitism or neo-Naziism - but reality never stands in the way of the true, dedicated, bigot.

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Romantic Heretic  Jul 5, 2016 • 1:15:27pm

re: #12 Kragar

Against you then, at every turn.

“They shall not pass”

Here’s our song.

Warhammer - March of Cambreadth (Heather Alexander)

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Romantic Heretic  Jul 5, 2016 • 1:21:32pm

re: #69 Blind Frog Belly White

“Not fair! Nobody told me there’d be facts!”

My ignorance is better than your knowledge!

As Dr. Asimov so beautifully pointed out.

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kg7u  Jul 5, 2016 • 1:58:24pm

re: #60 Aunty Entity Dragon

I am but a poor, retired nurse; but I looked it up: 18 U.S. Code § 2385; sounds/looks like sedition to me. Nothing would make me happier than for an indictment of the Tundra Tart. But, “I am indeed, not a awyer.”

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corky  Jul 5, 2016 • 4:14:37pm

They should harvest Palin’s organs and donate them to somebody with a functional brain.

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wrenchwench  Jul 5, 2016 • 4:49:25pm

Welcome, hatchling.

re: #94 corky

They should harvest Palin’s organs and donate them to somebody with a functional brain.

We don’t harvest organs from anyone until they are dead. We traditionally don’t wish death upon people here at LGF.

Otherwise, sounds like a good idea.

Again, welcome.

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SoundGuy 2016  Jul 5, 2016 • 7:30:00pm

re: #8 Jenner7

Comedy News Network

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GrantS  Jul 5, 2016 • 11:25:06pm

She quit on Alaska to do better things. That was 7 years ago. Still waiting to find out what she plans to do to help people more than what she could have done as governor.


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