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1
Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:05:28pm

Didn’t she not vote because she missed the deadline to change parties??

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Skip Intro  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:05:36pm

Just shoot me now.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:05:36pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:06:03pm

She is a perfect little Stepford Trumpette.

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:06:05pm

Faster! Stronger!

This is a South Park video….

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Testy Toad T  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:06:20pm

Time to break out the Fear Booze.

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:06:31pm

re: #4 The Vicious Babushka

She is a perfect little Stepford Trumpette.

She’s his kid.

Stockholm Syndrome.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:06:38pm

Work ethic.

*vomits*

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:07:04pm

re: #8 The Vicious Babushka

Work ethic.

*vomits*

I laughed when she said that.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:07:10pm

re: #7 Scottishdragon

She’s his kid.

Stockholm Syndrome.

I wouldn’t call it “Stockholm Syndrome” it’s “OMFG he will cut off my trust fund if I diss him”

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Testy Toad T  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:07:11pm

re: #6 Testy Toad T

Time to break out the Fear Booze.

Actually, I think Fear Booze is what Trump is peddling.

I’d better put away the Fear Booze and break out the Horror Booze.

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teleskiguy  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:07:14pm

Ivanka was born on 30 October 1981. I was born on 7 May 1982.

Sorry olds, just the facts.

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:07:26pm

Ima getting a beer or three..

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EPR-radar  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:07:35pm

Trump loves America so much he has spent months summoning the worst demons of US politics to win the GOP nomination.

That might be an even more twisted form of ‘love’ than lusting after his own daughter.

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JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:07:42pm

re: #12 teleskiguy

Ivanka was born on 30 October 1981. I was born on 7 May 1982.

Sorry olds, just the facts.

And she calls herself a millenial.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:07:56pm
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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:08:03pm

re: #12 teleskiguy

Ivanka was born on 30 October 1981. I was born on 7 May 1982.

Sorry olds, just the facts.

Jesus, I graduated from high school in 1985

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:08:05pm

She is a privileged little brat who has never known what it is like to be a normal human being.

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:08:39pm

Being born rich is meritocracy???

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teleskiguy  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:08:54pm

re: #17 Scottishdragon

Jesus, I graduated from high school in 1985

That was the year my youngest sister was born.

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EPR-radar  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:09:18pm

re: #18 The Vicious Babushka

She is a privileged little brat who has never known what it is like to be a normal human being.

It takes work to be born into that kind of wealth and retain your humanity.

The Trump kids do not appear to have put in any effort on this front.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:09:43pm

re: #19 Scottishdragon

Being born rich is meritocracy???

I guess the siblings have to fight amongst themselves “survival of the fittest” to earn Daddy’s approval.

Ivanka earned it because she is the most fuckable.

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JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:10:02pm

re: #21 EPR-radar

It takes work to be born into that kind of wealth and retain your humanity.

The Trump kids do not appear to have put in any effort on this front.

Or as Ben Carson put it, they were born “disadvantaged.”

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Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:10:21pm
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Romantic Heretic  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:10:26pm

re: #17 Scottishdragon

1976 for me.

And that’s after I returned from dropping out. Would have been 1972 otherwise.

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Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:10:28pm
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BeachDem  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:10:28pm

She’s just so fucking pleased with herself. I’m going to puke.

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Stanley Sea  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:10:34pm

re: #12 teleskiguy

Ivanka was born on 30 October 1981. I was born on 7 May 1982.

Sorry olds, just the facts.

Are you millennials?

She claimed she was one.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:10:36pm

re: #7 Scottishdragon

She’s his kid.

Stockholm Syndrome.

It’s not that. If she criticizes him, he will cut her off.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:10:55pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:11:01pm

I am convinced that the “conversion” was performed in order to make a marriage of convenience with another Real Estate Dynasty.

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CriticalDragon1177  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:11:13pm

What the Hell? Did Trump just post far right propaganda on twitter again? Yes indeed he did, and its totally bizarre!

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JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:11:18pm

I guess Republicans want to cheer for equal pay but not actually make it real?

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Skip Intro  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:11:19pm

She worked up from the bottom, starting as an EVP for the Trump Organization, just like her brothers.

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teleskiguy  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:11:29pm

re: #15 JasonA

And she calls herself a millenial.

INORITE? The line is blurry. Like me, I call myself a millenial, but just barely. I think Ivanka qualifies.

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De Kolta Chair  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:11:45pm

“Not shut out”? Yes, nothing appeals to the women’s vote more than Sandy Koufax references.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:12:14pm

who would have thought that the trump convention would end up as a gigantic tongue bath to his everlasting greatness?

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:12:25pm

Wait is she talking about the gender pay gap?

She’s promising that Daddy will do what Hillary has already promised to do.

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Shiplord Kirel  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:12:25pm

re: #12 teleskiguy

Ivanka was born on 30 October 1981. I was born on 7 May 1982.

Sorry olds, just the facts.

My younger daughter was born in 1982 (November 15). The older one was born March 2, 1976 and is therefore FORTY years old (yikes!)

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ObserverArt  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:12:31pm

Political carpetbaggers. They are as Republican as they need to be. This is Trump’s biggest con. And the family is along for the ride.

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fern01  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:12:41pm

Hahahaha - Trump going to do all the women/family things - child care, equal pay - has he heard about the GOP congress

Oh my & now he is fighting for workers rights - dear heavens

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JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:12:45pm

re: #35 teleskiguy

INORITE? The line is blurry. Like me, I call myself a millenial, but just barely. I think Ivanka qualifies.

Eh, I think ‘85 is the line, but that’s hardly the most important fudging of the facts going on tonight…

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Stanley Sea  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:12:48pm

Schizophrenic that she’s talking about everything the GOP is against.

Everyone is cheering.

Wha

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De Kolta Chair  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:12:54pm

When did Trump turn into George McGovern, and when did a GOP audience start cheering for that?

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danarchy  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:12:58pm

re: #28 Stanley Sea

Are you millennials?

She claimed she was one.

That is around where the millennial generation is normally divided. Too young for Gen X.

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:13:07pm

re: #37 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

who would have thought that the trump convention would end up as a gigantic tongue bath professionally delivered fluffing session to his everlasting greatness?

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:13:27pm

Baby Whiplash has a rage==>

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Charles Johnson  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:13:57pm

re: #32 CriticalDragon1177

Check the date on that tweet. It’s still disgusting but it’s from four years ago.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:14:30pm

how many parts of the democratic platform will these trumps shove down the throats of dyed in the wool conservatives and evangelicals?

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Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:14:33pm

“If you’re going to be thinking anyway, think big.”

What?

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:14:36pm
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Bill and Opus for 2016!  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:14:36pm

Donald Trump reportedly ran his speech through an anti-plagiarism filter before giving it. The only question I have is if the site checked the speech against when it was given in its original German language.

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CriticalDragon1177  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:14:40pm

Salmon Rushdie on Ben Carson and Satan

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De Kolta Chair  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:14:46pm

When she was a child, her father should’ve told her he would run for president one day and would go down in flames.

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ObserverArt  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:14:51pm

re: #23 JasonA

Or as Ben Carson put it, they were born “disadvantaged.”

Affluenza. They have irreversible cases.

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:14:59pm

re: #6 Testy Toad T

Time to break out the Fear Booze.

I’m turning to box wine. I can’t afford it anymore.

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CriticalDragon1177  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:15:13pm

re: #48 Charles Johnson

Check the date on that tweet. It’s still disgusting but it’s from four years ago.

Thanks. You’re right. Its older than I thought.

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MsJ  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:15:35pm

re: #22 The Vicious Babushka

I guess the siblings have to fight amongst themselves “survival of the fittest” to earn Daddy’s approval.

Ivanka earned it because she is the most fuckable.

She is the only good looking one in the bunch. I’m sure daddy took notice.

(shudder)

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:16:08pm

oh! what a great soul has He!

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:16:23pm

Li’l Whip is gonna stroke out any minute==>

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:16:37pm

re: #58 MsJ

She is the only good looking one in the bunch. I’m sure daddy took notice.

(shudder)

You know he did.

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CriticalDragon1177  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:16:49pm

Speaking of far right loons, our old “friend” Pamela Geller is still her old self.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:17:11pm
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W of O. The Time Zone Warrior.  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:17:12pm
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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:17:12pm

WTF happens on January 17?

Inauguration day is the 20th

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LiberalGal  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:17:23pm

Horseshit!!!!!!!!!

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:17:35pm

Well now we know Ivanka plagiarized her talking points from Hillary Clinton.

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Testy Toad T  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:17:49pm

re: #43 Stanley Sea

Schizophrenic that she’s talking about everything the GOP is against.

Everyone is cheering.

Wha

The Trump campaign is personality-driven, not policy-driven. Trump could announce mandatory gay marriage and he’d get cheers as long as he promised you wouldn’t have to gay marry a messican or blah.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:17:56pm

uh oh

here it comes

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:18:08pm

Aaaaaaand here we go….

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Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:18:29pm

Air Force One movie intro…

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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fern01  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:18:32pm

re: #67 The Vicious Babushka

Well now we know Ivanka plagiarized her talking points from Hillary Clinton.

Just what I was about to write

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:18:34pm

Will he stick to the script?

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:18:37pm

Again my wife has saved me from watching.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:18:39pm

He just touched her ass!

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CriticalDragon1177  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:18:45pm

I wouldn’t say Trump’s VP pick, Mike Pence is a “fake Christian,” but he’s definitely not very Christlike, in his thinking or behavior.

Than again I think the same could be said of uber conservative “Christians” in general.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:19:10pm

re: #28 Stanley Sea

mFlYOIvLAt4Gc9W0OspYjcUfhbB8CALsx8u68uiZWQff2IiS4bHDeQ==

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:19:21pm

oh ye of tiny thumbs!

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Bill and Opus for 2016!  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:19:31pm

re: #71 Jenner7

Air Force One movie intro…

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Thankfully, this will be the closest he ever comes to Air Force One.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:20:04pm

HUMBLY LOL

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Great White Snark  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:20:20pm
Donald Trump Invites Putin to Invade Melania’s Hometown
“Let’s just move forward with plans to hand Eastern Europe to Russia,” one U.S. defense official scoffed after hearing Trump’s reluctance to back NATO allies.
Donald Trump is now on the record saying he wouldn’t necessarily back NATO members if Vladimir Putin decided to invade. That’s a bit ironic since one of the countries most threatened by NATO’s collapse is Slovenia, where his wife, Melania, was born.

thedailybeast.com

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:20:26pm

Still betting he will pledge to arrest and prosecute Hillary. Maybe even more than that..?

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BeachDem  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:20:44pm

When did he go to the Jerry Lee Lewis hairdo?

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Charles Johnson  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:20:45pm
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Ziggy_TARDIS  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:20:53pm

re: #35 teleskiguy

Millenials are those who were born 1980 to 2000.

The Next Generation are the Plurals. They will be born 2000 to 2020. Their name comes from the fact that they are the first Generation in American History without a racial majority.

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Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:21:06pm

He’s not on script.

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FormerDirtDart  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:21:08pm

Off text

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Stanley Sea  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:21:26pm

re: #73 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs

Will he stick to the script?

Hope not - But he’s already doing that weird exaggerated voice! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ipsos  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:21:28pm

Man, those are some especially stubby-looking digits tonight.

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CriticalDragon1177  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:21:40pm

Getting off politics for a moment, In recent astronomy news


Also if you’re interested,

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:21:45pm

10:09 p.m. So many testimonials to this man’s kindness, compassion and charitable giving. Yet no anecdotes specifically and no record of charity from public sources.

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Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:21:47pm

Now he’s on script.

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FormerDirtDart  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:21:56pm

He made it one damn sentence…

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:22:14pm

re: #86 Jenner7

He’s not on script.

Yep.

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ObserverArt  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:22:19pm

Oh this is so presidential.

Fuck this guy. It is all a big lark for him.

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electrotek  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:22:33pm

Hey guys, normally I don’t do this but this is an exception for me.

Since tomorrow will be the 5th anniversary of the ugliest chapter of anti-Muslim terror in Norway, I am going to use a Norwegian flag filter to honor the victims of Breivik’s horrific and unforgivable actions. Since there will be very few people that will opt to use one as opposed to the Belgian and French options, I want to encourage everyone here to use one as solidarity with those that paid a dear life for democracy and freedom. I don’t expect Facebook to provide one as an option so here’s a link in case anyone wants to express solidarity:

Link

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:22:50pm
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Stanley Sea  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:23:04pm

re: #77 Ziggy_TARDIS

You are one!

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Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:23:28pm
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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:23:31pm

Classic dictator pledge.

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Stanley Sea  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:23:36pm

re: #83 BeachDem

When did he go to the Jerry Lee Lewis hairdo?

LOL

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BeachDem  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:23:38pm

I lasted 40 seconds—do I get a cookie? Or a shot of tequila? Or a bottle of tequila?

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:23:56pm

He’s sticking pretty much to the script so far.

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LiberalGal  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:24:01pm

Can;t post damnit.

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:24:22pm

Honestly…lol

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:24:34pm

re: #99 Stanley Sea

Right in the middle.

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Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:24:49pm

HOORAY FOR OFFENDING PEOPLE!!!

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:24:49pm

There racist dogwhistles are starting.

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Khal Wimpo (no longer entitled to his own facts)  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:24:54pm

This entire week is making me wonder about the taste of gunpowder.

Getting seriously depressed. I look at how ignorant and fearful that Middle America has become, and, well, like Michael Moore said last night, “Hello President Trump.”

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CriticalDragon1177  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:25:09pm

re: #98 The Vicious Babushka

I feel sorry for Sopan Deb. Having to constantly listen to and pay such strict attention to Trump’s idiocy must be painful!

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:25:31pm

“But here, at our convention, there will be no lies.”

Biggest lie of the night.

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:26:07pm

re: #110 Khal Wimpo (no longer entitled to his own facts)

This entire week is making me wonder about the taste of gunpowder.

Getting seriously depressed. I look at how ignorant and fearful that Middle America has become, and, well, like Michael Moore said last night, “Hello President Trump.”

I know what it tastes like and it is kinda nasty. As a re-enactor who has to bite into paper cartridges…I would pay real money for strawberry flavored gunpowder.

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Stanley Sea  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:26:08pm

re: #109 Scottishdragon

There racist dogwhistles are starting.

Here we go with the lies of fear.

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:26:32pm

Fake statistics made out of thin air.

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gocart mozart  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:26:38pm

re: #71 Jenner7

Is that what that was?

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:26:38pm

“I AM NOT LYING!”

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CriticalDragon1177  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:26:45pm

Someone please make us a Trump as the joker meme stat!

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ObserverArt  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:26:56pm

DC, Baltimore and Chicago. Gee I wonder why he picked those cities?

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:27:19pm

“And more than 3,600 have been killed in the Chicago area since he took office.”

He just added 400 to that total.

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CriticalDragon1177  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:27:33pm

re: #112 The Vicious Babushka

“But here, at our convention, there will be no lies.”

Biggest lie of the night.

Being utterly ignorant and or lying is what the modern GOP does best!

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Stanley Sea  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:27:38pm

This is the great fear speech.

Papers will be written.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:27:40pm

says he wont lie, and immediately starts to lie

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jaunte  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:27:41pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:28:18pm

Here it comes:

One such border-crosser was released and made his way to Nebraska. There, he ended the life of an innocent young girl named Sarah Root. She was 21 years-old, and was killed the day after graduating from college with a 4.0 Grade Point Average. Her killer was then released a second time, and he is now a fugitive from the law.

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:28:38pm

Time for the bloody shirt waving.

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:29:09pm

Lee Atwater is smiling in hell.

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jaunte  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:29:10pm

Trump is going to get someone killed.

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CriticalDragon1177  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:29:17pm

Good, hope the school district loses big time.

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JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:29:55pm

I liked this speech better in the original German.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:30:15pm

when somebody tells you theyll never lie to you, expect to hear a lie in the next sentence

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:30:20pm
Another 14 million people have left the workforce entirely.

I thought that was supposed to be 92 million.

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No Depression  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:30:33pm

re: #98 The Vicious Babushka

[Embedded content]

His ad-libs remove any shred of gravitas from his speech.

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:30:33pm

re: #130 JasonA

I liked this speech better in the original German.

Not yet. Wait until he gets to lebensraum.

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JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:30:56pm

re: #132 The Vicious Babushka

I thought that was supposed to be 92 million.

The number doesn’t matter. It’s yuge, whatever it is.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:31:30pm

Benghazi is coming.

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:31:40pm

Ah…international humiliation. That is classic fascist stuff there.

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Scout  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:31:46pm

I caught about 20 seconds of Trump’s speech, and to paraphrase the great Joel Hodgson, I started tasting metal.

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KGxvi  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:32:19pm

re: #42 JasonA

Eh, I think ‘85 is the line, but that’s hardly the most important fudging of the facts going on tonight…

Depends on who you ask. I think it’s sometime around 82/83. I was born in 78, and consider myself more Gen-X than mellinial. But whenever you’re dealing with people close to the rather arbitrary lines, there’s cross over both ways

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:32:27pm

He said “negotiated” instead of “made” OOH BIG WORDS THE BEST WORDS

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:32:27pm

BENGHAZIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Stanley Sea  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:32:31pm

The sailors fucked up. OH NO they didn’t.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:32:32pm

well! i know americans always love to vote for people who tell you how fucked everything is!

truly evokes the sunny optimistic outlook of ronald reagan!

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jaunte  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:32:35pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:32:37pm

Here it comes

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Charles Johnson  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:32:47pm

re: #125 The Vicious Babushka

He’s reading it word for word.

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Bill and Opus for 2016!  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:32:57pm

For those of you keeping score, the word “freedom” occurs exactly one time in tonight’s speech by Donald Trump -and that is only a reference to the TPP.
On the other hand, there are at least thirty references to limiting immigration and blind nationalism.

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:32:58pm

Here it goes. Lock her up. Jesus.

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gocart mozart  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:33:04pm

Hate on mexican immigrants (check)
Try to turn black people against mexicans (check)
Falsely blame Obama for budget deficit (check)
Falsely blame Obama for crumbling infrastructure (check)
and so on

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:33:11pm

And now he’s going to “reach out” to the Berniebros.

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ObserverArt  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:33:19pm

I smell smoke. All the fact checkers just spontaneously combusted.

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unproven innocence  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:33:27pm

re: #128 jaunte

Trump is going to get someone killed.

IMO, you have seriously miscounted.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:33:33pm

re: #146 Charles Johnson

He’s reading it word for word.

“Let’s defeat her in November” — lame ad lib

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jaunte  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:33:46pm

He can read four words at a time.

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Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:34:14pm
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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:34:15pm

Egypt was peaceful????!!!!!

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JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:34:42pm

Benghazi time.

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gocart mozart  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:34:57pm
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Bill and Opus for 2016!  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:35:01pm

Libya was peaceful? On what parallel universe?

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:35:15pm

The Arab Spring was all a clever plot by Hillary.

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VegasGolfer  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:35:19pm

re: #146 Charles Johnson

Charles, you should’ve had a counter we could tap every time trump tells a lie.

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CriticalDragon1177  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:35:45pm

The Skeptic Feminist, and Matthew Shute, need to do a better job of checking their sources on this.

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JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:35:48pm

re: #161 VegasGolfer

Charles, you should’ve had a counter we could tap every time trump tells a lie.

You’re asking for the server to crash.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:35:53pm

Still Appealing To The Republican Primary Electorate

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:35:59pm

He added “terrorism” to “Hillary’s legacy” like it never existed before.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:36:04pm
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FormerDirtDart  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:36:24pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:36:31pm

Sticking much closer to the script than I would have imagined.

169
JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:36:39pm

Oooo. He’s going to share a plan.

170
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:36:51pm

And his emotive reading skills suck.

171
VegasGolfer  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:37:00pm

Trump speech. BOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

172
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:37:20pm

And now comes the “America First” plan, first popularized by Lindbergh.

173
BeachDem  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:37:35pm

Dr. Zoom on Ivanka

Tell us how you invented Post-It notes, Romy!

174
jaunte  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:37:43pm

Slogan is not a plan.

175
No Depression  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:37:54pm

re: #156 Scottishdragon

Egypt was peaceful????!!!!!

It was a peaceful dictatorship until all those ungrateful protesters wanted freedom.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:37:54pm

America First!

Revive Lindberg’s Pro Nazi Party!

177
GlutenFreeJesus  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:38:06pm

Strange. Halting. Way of. Speak. ing.

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Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:38:18pm
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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:38:20pm

The respect we deserve.

That is Hitler and the Versailles Treaty thing there. Same sentiment.

180
JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:38:31pm

Oh, so his plan is to remake America in his own image. All that matters is that you get your respect.

181
gocart mozart  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:38:45pm
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CriticalDragon1177  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:38:54pm

re: #178 Frankie Five Angels

That’s like the cat from my nightmares!

183
Skip Intro  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:39:07pm

If only Hillary hadn’t invaded Iraq we wouldn’t be having these problems.

184
jaunte  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:39:15pm

Announcing the Trump Safety Squads.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:39:15pm

he is massacring a perfectly good fascist speech

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ObserverArt  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:39:25pm

Other nations better respect us…or else.

Phone calls between world leaders just picked up.

Oh and there he goes with law and order.

Adolph Trump is here.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:39:34pm

re: #177 GlutenFreeJesus

Strange. Halting. Way of. Speak. ing.

He is reading his lines.

188
VegasGolfer  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:39:39pm

Hillary was in charge 15 years ago? Wow.

189
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:39:57pm

The Jooish Bankers are lining up behind my opponents campaign. She is their puppet!

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:39:59pm

and here i was afraid he’d make a good speech

191
JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:40:20pm

And how did they manage to find such weird looking flags??

192
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:40:21pm

“Never ever.” Lame. Sad. Low energy!

193
Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:40:24pm
194
De Kolta Chair  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:40:28pm

DOES HE HAVE TO SHOUT EVERY MOTHERFUCKING WORD??!!

195
CriticalDragon1177  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:40:30pm

re: #181 gocart mozart

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:40:44pm

let me give you some advice, donny - dont yell your whole speech

197
KGxvi  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:40:49pm

FYI, I decided to skip the speech. Instead I’m watching the finale of Ultima Lucha Dos from Lucha Underground. Trump was always kind of mediocre when it came to pro wrestling

198
VegasGolfer  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:40:53pm

re: #190 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

He is, if you’re an idiot ignorant white racist.

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:40:53pm

Bill Shatner would do this speech sooo much better….

200
Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:41:04pm

Trump commercial soon to come out:

1968 Wallace Busing and Law Order

201
jaunte  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:41:15pm

RIGHT NOW

Banging fist on crib

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Skip Intro  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:41:15pm

WHO ARE THEY???????? NAMES????

203
Decatur Deb  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:41:18pm

“We have nothing…but fear itself.”

—Works better on a tweet.

204
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:41:48pm

I am your voice.

That is an effective line. Maybe the best so far.

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ObserverArt  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:42:09pm

re: #196 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

let me give you some advice, donny - dont yell your whole speech

This is a sign of power to these idiots. The louder the better.

DO YOU HEAR ME!

LAW AND ORDER.

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FormerDirtDart  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:42:09pm
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GlutenFreeJesus  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:42:12pm

Still waiting for details about his master plan he was just bragging about.

208
jaunte  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:42:18pm
209
Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:42:24pm

What is going on???

210
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:42:33pm

Code Pink….

211
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:42:39pm

Horrible crime of emails coming up.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:42:54pm

I AM YOUR VOICE AND IT SCREAMS AND SCREAMS AND SCREAMS!!!

213
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:43:09pm

POLICE AND FREEDOM!!!!

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Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:43:40pm

Code Pink.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:43:40pm
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Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:43:41pm

CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER!!!

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:43:51pm

re: #205 ObserverArt

This is a sign of power to these idiots. The louder the better.

DO YOU HEAR ME!

LAW AND ORDER.

YOU’LL EAT YOUR CUPCAKE YOUNG MAN AND LIKE IT

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:44:05pm

Here it comes….

219
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:44:13pm

EMAILS

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:44:44pm

Let’s see if he does it.

221
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:45:25pm

Let’s see him lead a chant of LOCK HER UP

222
Skip Intro  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:45:34pm

I’m done. If he ever explains his plan would someone please page it?

223
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:45:36pm

jesus, he’s gonna scare the children

224
unproven innocence  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:45:49pm

re: #209 Jenner7

What is going on???

Thunderous Applause. You know, democracy dying.

225
Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:45:50pm

re: #221 The Vicious Babushka

Oh you know it’s coming.

226
CriticalDragon1177  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:45:51pm

re: #158 gocart mozart

I know what happened to all those poor innocent defenseless guns!

227
Bill and Opus for 2016!  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:45:56pm

re: #215 Charles Johnson

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And this is a real accomplishment, when you consider that during the last hundred years we had Strom Thurmond, George Wallace, and Pat Buchanan as candidates during that time.

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Patricia Kayden  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:46:03pm

re: #26 Frankie Five Angels

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Lol!! He’s needed in Cleveland tonight.

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ObserverArt  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:46:07pm

Fuck Trump

I have nothing else.

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Interesting Times  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:46:22pm

re: #223 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

jesus, he’s gonna scare the children

Role Models | Hillary Clinton

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jaunte  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:46:34pm

Her terrible terrible crimes.

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De Kolta Chair  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:46:49pm

Shallow cretin much, Donald?

233
Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:46:51pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:46:57pm

I ALONE CAN FIX IT

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:47:30pm

And the crowd goes wild as America dies

236
FormerDirtDart  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:47:34pm

I’m a corrupt influence purchaser…
Only I can fix it…

237
Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:47:38pm
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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:47:48pm

Okay, I guess he isn’t going to do it. Thank God.

239
Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:48:12pm

Is this real life??

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ObserverArt  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:48:27pm

I’m a crook and you need a crook to fix it.

And these people buy it like no problem Donny so long as you kick some ass of all those we hate.

241
De Kolta Chair  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:48:29pm

So when does he turn into the cool cat average Joe that his daughter introduced him as?

PSYCH!!!

242
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:48:30pm

“Democrats will join our movement because of Mike Pence”

LOLOLOLOL

243
W of O. The Time Zone Warrior.  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:48:40pm

No Fantasy

244
No Depression  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:48:49pm

re: #224 unproven innocence

Thunderous Applause. You know, democracy dying.

It’s…

245
JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:49:02pm

Il Douché.

246
Stanley Sea  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:49:18pm

Mike Pence, in death.

His face.

247
Bill and Opus for 2016!  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:49:34pm

Remember, Hillary Clinton is considered a criminal, with her zero indictments, after being one of the most investigated public figures during the last half-century.

Donald Trump, on the other hand has had more criminal and civil court cases pending (or has been found guilty in) against him that if you count them, they would be higher than the number of episodes of EVERY television series relating to the criminal justice system.

COMBINED.

248
SoundGuy 2016  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:49:35pm

Has this delusional banter gone on for 40 minutes?

Millions of Democrats will join us. LMFAO

249
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:49:42pm

geez i never thought he’d deliver the most important speech of his life so incredibly poorly

250
GlutenFreeJesus  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:49:49pm

Didn’t Don say he was going to elaborate on his plan?

251
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:49:50pm

“Lawnesses”

252
Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:50:27pm

re: #244 No Depression

The DK’s!!!!!

253
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:50:36pm

He doesn’t know which words to emphasize SO HE GIVES ALL THE WORDS TEH EQUAL EMPHASIS!!! BECAUSE FAIRNESS!!!!!

254
goddamnedfrank  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:50:46pm
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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:50:58pm

oh oh oh he’s coming up on where he screams about how much he loves gay people!

256
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:51:03pm

Sully thinks this is not reading as well IRL as on paper.

I agree. This is not really compelling stuff.

AN ATTACK ON THE KING’S SOLDIERS IS THE SAME AS AN ATTACK ON THE KING HIMSELF!!!

257
Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:51:13pm

We don’t have law and order now??

258
lockjawcanbefun  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:51:27pm

re: #257 Jenner7

Just SVU.

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ObserverArt  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:51:27pm

re: #249 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

geez i never thought he’d deliver the most important speech of his life so incredibly poorly

It doesn’t matter to these people.

260
CriticalDragon1177  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:51:46pm

Yes, I’m so confident that with a success rate like this, Trump will certainly make “America great again.”

261
gocart mozart  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:51:53pm
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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:51:57pm

He has declared himslef law and order…what…3 times now?

263
De Kolta Chair  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:52:09pm

Like at every GOP convention, crimes by black Americans are the only crimes allowed to be mentioned.

This shit has been vetted by professionals, people!

264
Decatur Deb  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:52:09pm

re: #257 Jenner7

We don’t have law and order now??

Lennie’s dead.

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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:52:25pm

Openly race baiting the POTUS now. Jesus.

266
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:52:52pm

re: #256 Scottishdragon

Sully thinks this is not reading as well IRL as on paper.

I agree. This is not really compelling stuff.

AN ATTACK ON THE KING’S SOLDIERS IS THE SAME AS AN ATTACK ON THE KING HIMSELF!!!

it was a much better speech on paper

he’s destroying it

267
jaunte  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:53:13pm

Oh this is some low bullshit right here.

268
Barefoot Grin  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:53:28pm

re: #194 De Kolta Chair

DOES HE HAVE TO SHOUT EVERY MOTHERFUCKING WORD??!!

well YES.

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KGxvi  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:53:36pm

re: #267 jaunte

Oh this is some low bullshit right here.

What is he saying?

270
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:53:43pm

re: #259 ObserverArt

It doesn’t matter to these people.

not to them, but the rest of the country is listening to him scream

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VegasGolfer  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:53:45pm

I am your voice until i decide not to pay you. The fuck you

272
ObserverArt  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:53:56pm

Oh go fuck yourself you lying fucking pig.

Can this be any more red of meat.

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De Kolta Chair  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:54:07pm

re: #254 goddamnedfrank

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At least you can survive on nuts. Why, I recall surviving a whole winter or two just on nuts alone. Needless to say, I’ve got several contracts out on me put out by beavers.

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jaunte  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:54:14pm

re: #269 KGxvi

Obama is responsible for the nation’s racial divisions.

275
CriticalDragon1177  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:54:15pm

re: #254 goddamnedfrank

Is that a scene from Fargo where they photoshopped it, so the character would have Trump’s face on the top of his neck?

276
gocart mozart  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:54:18pm

What’s so bad about lawn order? Everyone should strive to have an orderly lawn.
What … ?

Youtube Video

277
Bill and Opus for 2016!  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:54:18pm

Exactly who is giving this speech?

Almost impossible to tell the difference, honestly.
278
Charles Johnson  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:54:18pm
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Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:54:20pm
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Teukka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:54:22pm

re: #129 CriticalDragon1177

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Good, hope the school district loses big time.

What the ever-loving fuck!?

281
VegasGolfer  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:54:22pm

Sorry, im 5 minutes behind the trainwreck.

282
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:54:24pm

Chris Christie looking totally bored.

283
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:54:26pm

he could have killed with a good speech, but this could be the end of his candidacy right here

284
ObserverArt  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:54:33pm

re: #270 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

not to them, but the rest of the country is listening to him scream

I sure hope so.

285
Dr. Matt  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:54:43pm

He really sounds like a fucking amateur. What a joke.

286
JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:54:45pm
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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:54:46pm

This is disjointed and…flat in a weird way. His off the cuff riffs work better.

288
electrotek  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:55:06pm

Bitch you didn’t give two shits about France until it was politically expedient and convenient to do so.

Can anyone imagine how Trump would react if France was hit in 2003?

289
ObserverArt  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:55:22pm

re: #274 jaunte

Obama is responsible for the nation’s racial divisions.

Yeah, he got out of place and became president.

290
electrotek  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:55:33pm

What a fucking liar, Orlando was NOT an Islamic terrorist act.

291
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:55:40pm

LG…BTQ community. No good…an’ we’re gonna stop it!

292
CriticalDragon1177  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:55:43pm

re: #280 Teukka

What the ever-loving fuck!?

Transphobia in modern America is kind of like racism in the late 1960’s

293
Joe Bacon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:55:45pm

The new slogan of the Republican Party:

Ein Volk
Ein Reich
Ein Rand

294
lockjawcanbefun  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:55:52pm

Now here comes the pandering to the gays.

295
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:56:12pm

ELLGEE…BEETEEQUE!!!

296
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:56:17pm
As your President, I will do everything in my power to protect our LGBT citizens from the violence and oppression of a hateful foreign ideology.

Yeah he will make sure they are only oppressed by homegrown American Christian bigotry

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electrotek  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:56:29pm

Foreign ideology? You mean the Christian Right? They’re homegrown fucktard.

298
Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:56:34pm

He says LGBTQ like he’s never said it before. lol

299
gocart mozart  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:56:35pm

re: #293 Joe Bacon

Do you mind if I steal that?

300
Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:56:45pm

“We will protect Teh Gays”

But no gay marriage, or adoption, or donating blood, or…

301
jaunte  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:56:52pm

L… G… BAR BE CUE

302
Dr. Matt  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:56:57pm
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Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:57:00pm

You hafta be fucking kidding me… He thanked the audience for not booing the GLBT community.

304
W of O. The Time Zone Warrior.  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:57:03pm

Did he say foreign ideology??!!

305
Pawn of the Oppressor  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:57:08pm

“I don’t believe in outsourcing. We gotta protect the weirdos, so we can beat the shit out of them here at home!”

/

306
Joe Bacon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:57:12pm

re: #291 Scottishdragon

LG…BTQ community. No good…an’ we’re gonna stop it!

But Milo and his Minions will tell you that Trump is their hero and the real enemy of the LGBT people are Muslims!

307
electrotek  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:57:15pm

Wow, the applause during the LGBT shout out was muted compared to later on.

308
goddamnedfrank  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:57:31pm
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Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:57:35pm
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CriticalDragon1177  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:57:49pm

re: #277 Bill and Opus for 2016!

Exactly who is giving this speech?

Well Trump is slightly more attractive than Mussolini, and doesn’t seem to shout as much at least.

311
Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:57:54pm

re: #303 Scottishdragon

You hafta be fucking kidding me… He thanked the audience for not booing the GLBT community.

Did he say GLBT?

312
Dr. Matt  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:58:09pm

re: #291 Scottishdragon

LG…BTQ community. No good…an’ we’re gonna stop it!

LGBT BBQ P D Q and side of Arby’s sauce.

313
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:58:14pm

Biggest ad lib so far WE’RE GOING TO WIN WE’RE GOING TO WIN FAST

314
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:58:17pm

re: #311 Frankie Five Angels

Did he say GLBT?

No. Not actually.

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electrotek  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:58:31pm
316
Charles Johnson  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:58:36pm
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De Kolta Chair  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:58:39pm

I’ve been watching conventions since 1964 and this is by far the sorriest batshitcraziest one of all.

Clinton by four million baby.

318
electrotek  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:58:59pm

Wow, more cheers for the reference to state of Israel than to the LGB…TQ community.

319
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:59:13pm

Uh oh…NATO.

320
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:59:15pm

He sucks so hard at emotive reading.

321
Joe Bacon  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:59:19pm

What scares me to death right now is Christie openly saying that Trump is going to eliminate the Civil Service system and go back to the old Spoils System.

I am scared to death of this asshole firing everyone who works for Social Security and replacing them with Ginger Snapped and Kim Davis types…

322
jaunte  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:59:20pm

Trump may just have proposed an alliance with Syria and Russia to defeat ISIS.

323
lockjawcanbefun  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:59:21pm

Could he even find Israel on a map? Even if you spotted him the Middle East.

324
KGxvi  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:59:36pm

re: #307 electrotek

Wow, the applause during the LGBT shout out was muted compared to later on.

That’s better than I predicted earlier… I was expecting active boos

325
Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:59:47pm

He added the NATO bit.

326
ObserverArt  Jul 21, 2016 • 7:59:59pm

re: #310 CriticalDragon1177

Well Trump is slightly more attractive than Mussolini, and doesn’t seem to shout as much at least.

What? I can’t hear you.

And they look the same to me in all types of expressions and manners. Plus Benito is dead, this pig is right here, right now. I consider that an ugly and immediate threat.

327
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:00:04pm

re: #324 KGxvi

That’s better than I predicted earlier… I was expecting active boos

That is why he thanked them as far as I can tell.

328
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:00:23pm

WE DON’T WANT THEM IN OUR COUNTRY

Not in the script.

329
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:00:31pm

The Statue of Liberty is weeping.

330
Stanley Sea  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:00:35pm

re: #325 Jenner7

He added the NATO bit.

Wha? I took a break.

331
jaunte  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:00:39pm

Ireland?

332
Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:00:42pm
333
unproven innocence  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:00:55pm

We are going to make the Stasi look like the Keystone Cops
—going for the old folks homes voters.

334
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:00:59pm
335
Teukka  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:01:04pm

re: #325 Jenner7

He added the NATO bit.

DAFUQ? Really?!?

336
Joe Bacon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:01:10pm

re: #323 lockjawcanbefun

Could he even find Israel on a map? Even if you spotted him the Middle East.

Show Trump a map of Ohio and ask him where Israel is and he will point to East Palastine, Ohio!

337
Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:01:52pm

re: #330 Stanley Sea

That they don’t pay their bills n shit.

338
Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:02:01pm

re: #336 Joe Bacon

Palestine, TX! (Yes, there is a Palestine, TX.)

339
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:02:07pm

The yelling is getting really tiresome.

340
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:02:12pm
Anyone who endorses violence, hatred or oppression is not welcome in our country and never will be.

Except for the nazis that he retweets.

341
Dr. Matt  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:02:40pm

The audience looks bored and disillusioned.

342
CriticalDragon1177  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:02:47pm

re: #316 Charles Johnson

343
Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:02:56pm

Except we pronounce it PAL-ES-STEEN.

344
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:03:01pm

re: #340 The Vicious Babushka

Anyone who endorses violence, hatred or oppression is not welcome in our country and never will be.

Except for the nazis that he retweets.

SO EXILE THE GOP NOW!!

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lockjawcanbefun  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:03:06pm

No hatred or oppression in the US? So, they’re just going to have the attendees tonight exit right into the buses to the planes sending them back to wherever?

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gocart mozart  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:03:25pm
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Stanley Sea  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:03:33pm

re: #341 Dr. Matt

The audience looks bored and disillusioned.

They will lock step.

348
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:03:38pm

His inability to effectively deliver the most important speech of his life shows how much this remains the amateur hour.

Bill Clinton, Obama etc would never make these mistakes.

349
Charles Johnson  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:03:59pm
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electrotek  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:04:06pm
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SoundGuy 2016  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:04:12pm

The black president has divided us by race says the angry white man.

Right.

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goddamnedfrank  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:04:31pm
353
De Kolta Chair  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:05:02pm

Trump is making an excellent argument against buying an expensive sound system.

354
Dr. Matt  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:05:11pm
355
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:05:24pm

Please make the bad man stop yelling at me….

356
Ziggy_TARDIS  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:05:48pm

re: #350 electrotek

Did you see my post on the last page? The one in Private?

357
De Kolta Chair  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:05:50pm

re: #349 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

BUT WE’LL TAKE THEIR LEGGY MODELS!

358
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:05:50pm

ALL IN ALL ITS ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL!!!!!!

359
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:06:03pm

SCREAMING LIKE A NAZI IS NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU PRESIDENT

360
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:06:08pm

His voice is going.

361
gocart mozart  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:06:42pm
362
Decatur Deb  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:06:42pm

re: #359 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

SCREAMING LIKE A NAZI IS NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU PRESIDENT

Vice-chancellor will do for now.

363
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:06:49pm

HOT TAKE from Baby Whiplash==>

364
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:06:50pm

LAWFUL LAWFUL LAWFUL IMMIGRATION…LAWFUL.

365
No Depression  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:06:56pm

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366
Bill and Opus for 2016!  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:07:08pm

Donald, the Minutemen Militia is not the US Border Patrol.

367
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:07:21pm

HAVING SCREAMED THE ENTIRE SPEECH, HE NOW HAS TO PRACTICALLY GIVE HIMSELF A STROKE FOR THE PERORATION

368
De Kolta Chair  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:07:28pm

re: #354 Dr. Matt

Mary Todd is so going to pull a Lindsey Graham on his ass when he gets home.

369
Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:07:40pm

re: #355 Scottishdragon

Please make the bad man stop yelling at me….

No.

370
Charles Johnson  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:07:54pm

He keeps tossing in random BALIEVE MEs.

371
Stanley Sea  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:07:55pm

re: #365 No Depression

[Embedded content]

NO

372
electrotek  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:08:08pm

re: #12 teleskiguy

Ivanka was born on 30 October 1981. I was born on 7 May 1982.

Sorry olds, just the facts.

I was born on November 14, 1984.

373
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:08:12pm

Law and order again. This is drifting. I’m confused.

374
Teukka  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:08:15pm

re: #355 Scottishdragon

Please make the bad man stop yelling at me….

No.

375
jaunte  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:08:15pm

re: #364 Scottishdragon

LAWFUL LAWFUL LAWFUL IMMIGRATION…LAWFUL.

Dribbling in the backcourt.

376
Robert O.  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:08:17pm

Donald Drumpf ist die Partei, und die Partei Donald Drumpf ist.
Donald Drumpf…
Sieg HEIL!
Sieg HEIL!
Sieg HEIL!

((Horst Wessel Lied))

377
electrotek  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:08:29pm

re: #356 Ziggy_TARDIS

Did you see my post on the last page? The one in Private?

No I didn’t, let me check real quick.

378
Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:08:38pm

This is a fucking horrible speech, in more ways than one.

379
ObserverArt  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:08:55pm

Cocksure he is taking office. No if ands or butts. Arrogance off the clock.

380
FormerDirtDart  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:09:02pm

I had to look out my window to check

381
Teukka  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:09:19pm

re: #376 Robert O.

Donald Drumpf ist die Partei, und die Partei Donald Drumpf ist.
Donald Drumpf…
Sieg HEIL!
Sieg HEIL!
Sieg HEIL!

((Horst Wessel Lied))

Not quite there yet. But damn close.

*whips out barf bag*

382
MsJ  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:09:46pm

What country does this guy live in? I don’t recognize it. At all.

383
GlutenFreeJesus  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:09:53pm

He keeps saying “My plan…” but hasn’t given any details as to what it is.

384
b.d.  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:10:08pm
385
Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:10:14pm
386
gocart mozart  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:10:17pm
387
SoundGuy 2016  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:10:18pm

Hillary Clinton is proposing mass lawlessness.

388
Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:10:33pm

FFS, how long has this been going on?

389
CriticalDragon1177  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:10:34pm

re: #380 FormerDirtDart

Its the trumppocalypse!

390
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:10:43pm

re: #378 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs

This is a fucking horrible speech, in more ways than one.

The troo beleevers will love it. Anybody else is going to wonder why he rambles around in circles and yells.

I was scared this would be something formidable. Not so much now.

391
retired cynic  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:10:54pm

He’s selling Trump U.

392
JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:11:02pm

My ears are tired.

393
No Depression  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:11:03pm

re: #386 gocart mozart

[Embedded content]

Thank you, Bernie.

394
Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:11:15pm

Our country rich again? When did we go into poverty?

395
retired cynic  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:11:26pm

The screaming. What drug would it take to get you to scream like that?

396
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:11:44pm

re: #388 Frankie Five Angels

FFS, how long has this been going on?

Since the late Carboniferous.

397
Dr. Matt  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:11:49pm

Since when does a Secretary of State create immigration policy? Idiot.

398
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:11:53pm

re: #395 retired cynic

The screaming. What drug would it take to get you to scream like that?

Tenuate Dospan

399
retired cynic  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:11:54pm

Audience wearing out.

400
ObserverArt  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:11:56pm

re: #388 Frankie Five Angels

FFS, how long has this been going on?

June 16, 2015.

401
Teukka  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:12:11pm

re: #395 retired cynic

The screaming. What drug would it take to get you to scream like that?

Bad crystal meth with a chaser of PCP and bath salts?
*ducks*

402
gocart mozart  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:12:13pm
403
De Kolta Chair  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:12:21pm

Even under the ultra-boring Mitt Romney in 2012 the average USA! USA! chant lasted at least a minute. The last one tonight lasted what fifteen seconds? Shit, I can chant USA! USA! longer than that and I don’t give a flying fuck.

404
Decatur Deb  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:12:31pm

re: #394 Frankie Five Angels

Our country rich again? When did we go into poverty?

Relatively, since about the mid-Bush years.

405
gocart mozart  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:12:48pm

FYI: Trump supported NAFTA at the time because of course he did.

406
Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:13:03pm

STOP SCREAMING.

407
FormerDirtDart  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:13:03pm

Big Government Will Punish Businesses 2016
???

408
Bill and Opus for 2016!  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:13:40pm

Protip for Donald:

Bernie Sanders will be speaking at the Democratic Convention, and he will be endorsing Hillary Clinton explicity stating that he will work to make sure you do not become President.

Something that the person who ran second in the Republican primaries refused to do during his speech yesterday.

409
Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:13:51pm

NEVER! EVER! AMERICA FIRST!

410
MsJ  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:13:53pm

re: #407 FormerDirtDart

Big Government Will Punish Businesses 2016
???

Yeah. Real capitalism…Trump style.

411
Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:13:55pm

Trump just pushed onerous government regulation

412
ObserverArt  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:14:11pm

Oh look even the family is sick of it.

Heh.

413
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:14:13pm

I’ve been watching the free stream of w00tstock instead of this.

And cooked dinner.

I think my blood pressure is a lot lower, and the margarita was hella good. I think I finally found the right ratio.

414
Dr. Matt  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:14:14pm

re: #405 gocart mozart

FYI: Trump supported NAFTA at the time because of course he did.

415
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:14:31pm

The yelling is becoming a fucking iron anvil of noise where the words turn into a hammer chorus of syllables. It’s like I can’t make out half of what he says though the YELLYELLYELLL

416
FormerDirtDart  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:15:00pm
417
Kragar  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:15:19pm
418
Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:15:46pm

Isn’t this whole China is a currency manipulator an argument from Mitt Romney?

419
Stanley Sea  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:16:01pm

No fucking shit

420
Decatur Deb  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:16:02pm

re: #415 Scottishdragon

The yelling is becoming a fucking iron anvil of noise where the words turn into a hammer chorus of syllables. It’s like I can’t make out half of what he says though the YELLYELLYELLL

The spoken voice recording will dual-Grammy in Heavy Metal.

421
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:16:03pm

jesus fuck i never heard such screaming

422
gocart mozart  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:16:26pm
423
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:16:50pm

Repeats the tax lie again.

424
retired cynic  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:16:53pm

Believe me, it will happen and it will happen FAST!

425
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:17:08pm

Grover Norquist just had an orgasm.

426
retired cynic  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:17:09pm

Very very quickly!

427
De Kolta Chair  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:17:11pm

It’s official, the Serta Sleeper Number of this sorry excuse for a high school pep rally speech is -12.

428
DodgerFan1988  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:17:22pm

Why does Donald Trump remind me of Robert DeNiro’s character Senator McLaughlin in the movie “Machete?”

429
MsJ  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:17:30pm

re: #423 The Vicious Babushka

Repeats the tax lie again.

I was going to ask WTF he’s talking about. What tax increase?

430
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:17:38pm

Unrestrained drilling and coal mining. Great.

431
Bill and Opus for 2016!  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:17:55pm

Trump is repeating the “America is one of the highest-taxed nations in the world” baldfaced lie yet again.

432
Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:17:58pm
433
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:18:03pm

TRUMP SCREAMS ENTIRE ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

VOWS TO DEPORT ALL NON CAPITAL LETTERS

434
jaunte  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:18:04pm

FLINT WATER FOR EVERYBODY

435
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:18:07pm

re: #429 MsJ

I was going to ask WTF he’s talking about. What tax increase?

The tax increase that his scriptwriters wrote for him.

436
William Lewis  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:18:08pm

Ewe. Just checking in and ran into a Trump ad. American Pride my assignment you little fingered thief.

437
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:18:17pm

Hillary put the steel mills out of business??

438
Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:18:19pm
439
gocart mozart  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:18:32pm
440
jaunte  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:18:36pm

We will all be hired to filter water.

441
De Kolta Chair  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:18:41pm

Did I say Hillary would win by four million votes? Jeez, I was so naive back then.

442
retired cynic  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:18:56pm

millions of more jobs…. not a single clap….

443
Bill and Opus for 2016!  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:19:02pm

If this were an Academy Awards acceptance speech, the band would have started to play him off stage more than fifteen minutes ago.

444
Dr. Matt  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:19:17pm

He just referred to himself as “Donald J. Trump”. Wow.

445
Decatur Deb  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:19:21pm

re: #427 De Kolta Chair

It’s official, the Serta Sleeper Number of this sorry excuse for a high school pep rally speech is -12.

Hope he stretches it on into Castro territory.

446
goddamnedfrank  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:19:37pm
447
Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:19:47pm

DISASTROUS OBAMACARE!!!

448
De Kolta Chair  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:19:52pm
449
gocart mozart  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:19:58pm
450
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:20:00pm

I am actually getting a headache from this.

451
ObserverArt  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:20:18pm

And there will be a chicken in every pot once again!

452
Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:20:19pm

USA! USA! USA!

453
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:20:36pm
We are going to ask every Department Head in government to provide a list of wasteful spending projects that we can eliminate in my first 100 days.

BUREAUCRATS WILL BEG ME TO FIRE THEM

454
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:20:44pm

Depleted military?

455
VegasGolfer  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:20:51pm

Im not sending my kid to the n-word school

456
goddamnedfrank  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:20:54pm

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457
Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:20:56pm

LOLZ What depleted military?

458
MsJ  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:21:02pm

Depleted military. Allies paying us. Oy.

459
jaunte  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:21:04pm

re: #451 ObserverArt

And there will be a chicken in every pot once again!

That’s what we’ll have to use to pay the doctor.

460
SoundGuy 2016  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:21:10pm

WTF does he know about TSA? Like he ever goes through it.

461
Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:21:27pm
462
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:21:40pm

re: #458 MsJ

Depleted military. Allies paying us. Oy.

South Korea and North Korea both noticed that…

463
Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:21:48pm

TREMENDOUS VETERAN SUPPORT!

464
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:21:54pm

re: #456 goddamnedfrank

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465
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:22:00pm

CRAZY MAN SCREAMING ON TEE VEE SCARES THOUSANDS OF SMALL CHILDREN

investigators looking into terrorist connections

466
Decatur Deb  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:22:02pm

If he starts on Free Silver, I’m taking a toilet break.

467
Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:22:14pm

FIVE DAYS ON A LINE AND DYING!!!

468
MsJ  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:22:19pm

Wow. This is some serious bullshit. Wait 5 days in the ER? Die in line?

469
jaunte  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:22:21pm
470
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:22:31pm

He is yelling random bullet points now.

Did the teleprompter start skipping around?

471
De Kolta Chair  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:22:46pm

re: #447 Frankie Five Angels

Damn you Obama and New York’s expanded Medicaid for reducing my medical costs substantially you fascist nazi so and so’s!

472
Stanley Sea  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:23:05pm

re: #443 Bill and Opus for 2016!

If this were an Academy Awards acceptance speech, the band would have started to play him off stage more than fifteen minutes ago.

24 mins

Oh this shitshow

473
Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:23:08pm

Chants of “yes you will”. Wow.

474
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:23:11pm

re: #466 Decatur Deb

If he starts on Free Silver, I’m taking a toilet break.

heh

475
retired cynic  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:23:22pm

He got lost there for a bit, but someone put his finger on it….

476
JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:23:28pm

Obama crowd: “Yes we can!”
Trump crowd: “Yes you will!”

Notice the difference?

477
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:23:35pm

This isn’t really a speech anymore.

478
ObserverArt  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:23:46pm

re: #470 Scottishdragon

He is yelling random bullet points now.

Did the teleprompter start skipping around?

It went into shuffle mode.

479
JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:24:17pm

re: #477 Scottishdragon

This isn’t really a speech anymore.

If this goes any longer my speakers are going to blow out.

480
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:24:33pm

I, on the other hand, will abolish the 1st Amendment!

481
Ziggy_TARDIS  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:24:34pm

re: #377 electrotek

Did you find it?

482
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:24:52pm

he thinks he’s winning with this monster show heheheh

483
unproven innocence  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:24:53pm

re: #451 ObserverArt

And there will be a chicken in every pot once again!

Pot will be mentioned on all arrest reports, except for Americans without kitchens. Maybe.

484
JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:25:00pm

This fucking party is so goddamn sad.

485
Bill and Opus for 2016!  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:25:03pm

re: #480 The Vicious Babushka

I, on the other hand, will abolish the 1st Amendment!

And every other amendment after the 11th!

486
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:25:03pm

The NRA thing is not going to get him votes outside the core audience.

487
Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:25:26pm
488
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:25:30pm

Hang in there, only 20 paragraphs to go.

Some are VERY VERY SHORT PARAGRAPHS.

489
goddamnedfrank  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:25:32pm
490
Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:25:37pm

DAMN YOU OBAMA! BECAUSE OF OBAMACARE I GET TO WRITE OFF 100% OF MY HEALTH INSURANCE PREMIUMS FROM MY TAXES BECAUSE I’M SELF-EMPLOYED!!!!

491
blueraven  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:26:06pm

Ugh, what an out of character pander to the evangelicals. I’m not worthy!

492
MsJ  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:26:07pm

Oh good. Amendment to allow politicking from the pulpit. Outstanding.

493
Charles Johnson  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:26:07pm
494
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:26:11pm

Wait…what the fuck? He wants to allow tax exempt churches to be political????

495
JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:26:17pm

Umm it’s a choice. No one’s stopping them from talking politics.

496
Dave In Austin  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:26:25pm

I’m watching this with the sound off. the Mussolini similarities are awesome and scary.
And, John Dingle is my Hero tonite……

497
Decatur Deb  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:26:47pm

re: #488 The Vicious Babushka

Hang in there, only 20 paragraphs to go.

Some are VERY VERY SHORT PARAGRAPHS.

MORE! MORE!

498
Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:26:52pm

re: #494 Scottishdragon

Wait…what the fuck? He wants to allow tax exempt churches to be political????

Yes.

499
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:27:00pm

BIGGERBETTERSTRONGER!!!

Matt and Trey Parker are laughing.

500
Charles Johnson  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:27:25pm
501
VegasGolfer  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:27:32pm

I missed him mentioning the kids killed by responsible gun owners

502
MsJ  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:27:33pm

re: #494 Scottishdragon

Wait…what the fuck? He wants to allow tax exempt churches to be political????

Yup. That’s exactly what he said. A constitutional amendment, no less.

503
Pawn of the Oppressor  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:27:55pm

GIVE IT TO US, PAPI!
GIVE IT TO US, PAPI!

Republican chant or bad porn? Can’t fucking tell anymore, and I’m not even watching this…

Wow, my vocabulary is broken.

Shitshow?
Shitfire?
Dumpstershitfire?
Shitdumpsterfire?

Germans. We need Germans to help with this.

504
Decatur Deb  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:28:24pm

re: #502 MsJ

Yup. That’s exactly what he said. A constitutional amendment, no less.

Think all those preachers invoke for nothing?

505
Stanley Sea  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:28:43pm

He cannot separate Melania & Ivanka.

SAD

Now onto the abuse he got from Fred.

506
Bill and Opus for 2016!  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:28:46pm

This speech is “The Handmaiden’s Tale” meets “Mein Kampf” with a touch of “Animal Farm” and “Fahrenheit 451” thrown in.

507
lockjawcanbefun  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:28:46pm
508
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:28:51pm

in a well delivered speech, the family part would be the gentle sentimental melody at the end of a soaring arc

BUT NOT HERE

509
MsJ  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:29:09pm

This guy is totally and completely full of shit. Oh I so love hanging with the little people!

Gag. Me.

510
JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:29:10pm

I’m kind of offended now that we Democrats are the ones always chastised for wanting free stuff.

511
gocart mozart  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:29:28pm
512
blueraven  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:29:31pm
513
Dr. Matt  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:30:01pm
514
gocart mozart  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:30:08pm
515
electrotek  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:30:11pm
516
TK-421  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:30:14pm

Does this guy ever shut up?

517
FormerDirtDart  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:30:35pm
518
BeachDem  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:30:46pm

re: #413 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I’ve been watching the free stream of w00tstock instead of this.

And cooked dinner.

I think my blood pressure is a lot lower, and the margarita was hella good. I think I finally found the right ratio.

Is it the Back to the Garden concert in Harrison? My friends are there! Tie dye and all.

519
Stanley Sea  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:30:47pm

OH NOW the uplifting part

520
SoundGuy 2016  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:31:14pm

We don’t win any more but we are going to start winning again.

What a fucked up thing to say.

521
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:31:26pm

I took the headset off because I don’t want brain damage.

He does keep making that “A-OK” thing with his finger and thumb, but it looks like it’s random, not like he’s throwing alt-right gang signs.

522
Pawn of the Oppressor  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:31:29pm

MAKE AMERICA KILL AGAIN

523
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:31:31pm

re: #518 BeachDem

Is it the Back to the Garden concert in Harrison? My friends are there! Tie dye and all.

Haha, no, it’s nerd vaudeville. Down in San Diego, timed for ComiCon.

524
KingKenrod  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:31:38pm

I’ve been following this guy for years (he’s a musician).

I’ve never EVER seen him tweet anything political until now:

525
gocart mozart  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:31:44pm
526
De Kolta Chair  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:31:47pm

So the speech ended an hour ago and all the stations are just re-airing it, righ?

I mean, there’s no way any sane person or party would go on and on for this long.

527
JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:32:03pm

Oh that’s the first true thing you’ve said all night, Donald. History is definitely watching us.

528
Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:32:12pm
529
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:32:16pm

This has gone on for three geologic Wilson cycles now and another super-continent formed while we were watching this. Forget the NATO part of the speech. Europe is now a single massive mountain range and Russia is a shallow sea basin.

530
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:32:18pm

at this point im seriously watching to see if he can get through the speech without having a stroke

531
goddamnedfrank  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:32:39pm
532
VegasGolfer  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:33:05pm

The system is rigged, but the media will kiss his ass for the rest of the night

533
JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:33:18pm

I see signs in the crowd that say “Make America One Again.”

You’re doing it wrong.

534
retired cynic  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:33:22pm

If he is our voice, what the hell does that say?????

535
JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:33:37pm

re: #532 VegasGolfer

The system is rigged, but the media will kiss his ass for the rest of the night

They could be asleep by now.

536
Pawn of the Oppressor  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:33:48pm

re: #515 electrotek

98? Is that when these kids were fucking born?

-me duz sum math

Oh my god… They’re putting birth years in their handles and it’s like, I’ve lived twice as long as these little shits. And I’m not even old.

YOU KNOW NOTHING, NERD SNOW.

537
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:34:01pm

It’s almost over.

538
Decatur Deb  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:34:02pm

re: #532 VegasGolfer

The system is rigged, but the media will kiss his ass for the rest of the night

If he goes long enough, there won’t be a rest of the night.

539
Bill and Opus for 2016!  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:34:30pm
Even the clown prince of crime has standards

Even the Joker thinks that Donald Trump is off his gourd.

540
JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:34:33pm

I feel like I deserve a prize for watching that start to finish.

541
retired cynic  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:34:35pm

Dear God.

542
Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:34:42pm

Hubby, who’s not political: That was a terrible speech. He was all over the place.

543
Charles Johnson  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:34:45pm

It’s almost over. It’s almost over. It’s almost over.

544
MsJ  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:34:45pm

re: #530 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

at this point im seriously watching to see if he can get through the speech without having a stroke

Well he’s not exactly Guiliani screaming. I thought he as going to strike out for sure.

Oh…he threw in a god bless you but not God bless America.

545
sagehen  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:34:46pm

re: #31 The Vicious Babushka

I am convinced that the “conversion” was performed in order to make a marriage of convenience with another Real Estate Dynasty.

We know for a fact she’s not really Orthodox observant, no matter what she says… she’s been making campaign appearances, in various cities, every Sabbath for the past 4 months. Some of them were just photo ops, her and her brothers standing behind Dad on various stages.

546
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:34:48pm

Drop the balloons for the love of God.

547
Decatur Deb  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:35:00pm

re: #534 retired cynic

If he is our voice, what the hell does that say?????

That we’re never getting that sweet record deal.

548
blueraven  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:35:09pm

Oh Merciful Jesus. It is done.

549
JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:35:19pm

re: #546 Scottishdragon

Drop the balloons for the love of God.

The air might have leaked out of them by now…

550
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:35:20pm

It’s over.

551
Robert O.  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:35:27pm

The last time there was as much shouting in a speech was at Nuremberg in the 1930s!

552
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:35:34pm

MY God the band is playing ALL NIGHT LONG

553
Poligeek  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:35:36pm

Did anyone else just lipread Giuliani saying “Where are the fucking balloons?” while looking up?

554
Dr. Matt  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:36:07pm

I hope he encores with ‘Iron Man’.

555
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:36:15pm
556
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:36:20pm

thank god - now the poor man can get some medical attention for whatever his problem was

557
FormerDirtDart  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:36:25pm
558
electrotek  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:36:36pm

re: #536 Pawn of the Oppressor

98? Is that when these kids were fucking born?

-me duz sum math

Oh my god… They’re putting birth years in their handles and it’s like, I’ve lived twice as long as these little shits. And I’m not even old.

YOU KNOW NOTHING, NERD SNOW.

Hey you know birth years have been going on since the days of IRC chat rooms and AOL screen names hahaha

559
unproven innocence  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:36:36pm

re: #534 retired cynic

If he is our voice, what the hell does that say?????

That everyone else may as well have been born without a voice.

560
retired cynic  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:36:47pm

The NPR reporters don’t know what to say. Oh, these are digital fireworks. And now the iconic balloon drop…..

561
SoundGuy 2016  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:36:57pm

That was the best 60 minute Frank Costanza impression I’ve ever heard.

562
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:37:03pm

Hand-sewn by 6-year-olds in Namibia

563
Pawn of the Oppressor  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:37:32pm

I hope there’s a counter-terrorism plan in place for if (When? Please, gods of the ancient stone cities, let it be WHEN) he loses.

564
retired cynic  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:37:47pm

re: #560 retired cynic

The NPR reporters don’t know what to say. Oh, these are digital fireworks. And now the iconic balloon drop…..

And they also said that was the longest acceptance speech in history.

565
Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:38:00pm

Now let’s listen to the pundits praise this pile of crap…

566
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:38:06pm

Maher now mocking him…

567
Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:38:30pm

LATINOS FOR TRUMP sign spotted.

lo que ustedes cuatro ?

568
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:39:12pm
569
retired cynic  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:39:24pm

David Brooks: Next week Hillary Clinton is just going to drive a truck through this.

570
KingKenrod  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:39:43pm

Somewhere in a sleepy British mansion Paul Rodgers is crying.

571
DodgerFan1988  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:39:49pm

Oh God. All the analysts from the “liberally biased media” CBS, NBC, and ABC said Trump gave a great speech.

572
Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:40:23pm
573
Pawn of the Oppressor  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:40:43pm

I want to do an installation art piece:

A fifty-foot high transcript of that speech, presented as a BIG WALL. The speech will be broken up fragment by fragment, with each individual lie demarcated and fact-checked. Sort of like a giant edited & graded copy with arrows, sidebars, cross-outs, etc. in a giant infographic form so you can see in one glance just how much of it is bullshit.

574
Frankie Five Angels  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:41:17pm

You can’t always get wha you want? Jesus, what a…

575
De Kolta Chair  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:42:32pm

re: #532 VegasGolfer

The system is rigged, but the media will kiss his ass for the rest of the night

After this crap? Expect tons of criticism.

//

576
Kragar  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:42:42pm
577
JasonA  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:43:19pm

re: #569 retired cynic

David Brooks: Next week Hillary Clinton is just going to drive a truck through this.

That’s… a little tasteless.

578
TK-421  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:43:21pm

re: #566 Scottishdragon

Is that on HBO?

579
BeachDem  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:43:26pm

re: #508 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

in a well delivered speech, the family part would be the gentle sentimental melody at the end of a soaring arc

BUT NOT HERE

The fandamily looks like they’re standing in a funeral receiving line. Oh no—now Tweety has thrills going down his leg. Shoot me now—with iv tequila.

580
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:44:08pm

re: #578 TK-421

Is that on HBO?

yep

581
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:44:08pm
582
Joe Bacon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:44:32pm

I was so hoping that at the end of the speech Andy Kaufman would tear off the latex mask and do his routine with the Mighty Mouse record!

583
Jenner7  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:46:07pm

Donald had his hands on Barron’s arms and he shirked them off.

584
BeachDem  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:46:21pm

re: #523 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Haha, no, it’s nerd vaudeville. Down in San Diego, timed for ComiCon.

Damn, I’m old (an so are my friends.)

585
jaunte  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:46:23pm
586
Scottishdragon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:46:35pm

My hearing is shot after all that so instead of All Right Now I swore it sounded like All Night Long and I was wondering if it was some sort of weird cover.

587
blueraven  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:47:07pm

Does anyone feel better after that speech? Debbie Downer! Waa waaa waa

588
BeachDem  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:48:23pm

re: #527 JasonA

Oh that’s the first true thing you’ve said all night, Donald. History is definitely watching us.

Who lives who dies who tells the story…

589
jaunte  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:48:42pm

“No less than”

590
Pawn of the Oppressor  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:49:27pm

re: #451 ObserverArt

And there will be a chicken in every pot once again!

We can have guns AND butter!

591
Joe Bacon  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:49:49pm

re: #589 jaunte

Only 21?

592
darthstar  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:50:31pm
593
GlutenFreeJesus  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:50:36pm

re: #582 Joe Bacon

594
De Kolta Chair  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:50:44pm
595
ObserverArt  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:51:00pm

Later lizardfolk. I have an early morning and it is going to be tough getting to sleep after all of this. I’m too terrified of, well everything.

USA! USA! USA!

Fuck the Trump.

596
Decatur Deb  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:52:15pm

Freeper thinks the speech was “Churchillian”.

And Robinson is still using the huge coital Trump-Pence artwork.

597
Bill and Opus for 2016!  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:53:02pm

Next week, we get to hear what true American orators sound like, as opposed to the nationalistic screaming that took place tonight for over an hour.

Confirmed speakers for the DNC include the following:

Michelle Obama (whose speech won’t be plagarized)
Corey Booker
Howard Dean
Al Franken
Elizabeth Warren
Bill Clinton
Bernie Sanders
Joe Biden
Barack Obama

I can honestly say that I am looking forward to each and every one of these.

598
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:54:00pm

re: #584 BeachDem

Damn, I’m old (an so are my friends.)

I like you anyway, even if you don’t like garlic.

599
Stanley Sea  Jul 21, 2016 • 8:58:44pm

re: #565 Jenner7

Now let’s listen to the pundits praise this pile of crap…

I’m hearing push back. CNN

600
Stanley Sea  Jul 21, 2016 • 9:03:23pm

And again Ana Navarro is going off on CNN.

I love that republican.

She went OFFFFFF

601
Stanley Sea  Jul 21, 2016 • 9:04:56pm

Fuck the dead thread syndrome.

602
BeachDem  Jul 21, 2016 • 9:05:41pm

re: #598 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I like you anyway, even if you don’t like garlic.

Aww, thanks. And I like you even if you’re a garlic maniac (NINE CLOVES the other night?? Really? I would be sick for days.)

603
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jul 21, 2016 • 9:17:03pm

re: #602 BeachDem

Aww, thanks. And I like you even if you’re a garlic maniac (NINE CLOVES the other night?? Really? I would be sick for days.)

…but that’s normal. Why put it in if you can’t taste it!

604
Rocky-in-Connecticut  Jul 22, 2016 • 5:21:23am

From Rush Limbaugh’s Facebook feed:

Newt is an expert communicator, and Newt is experienced enough to know how to use a teleprompter to talk to a TV audience in a building where there are 10,000 people. It’s a massive challenge. You have two audiences. You have the TV camera and you have 10,000 people, and everybody expects to get personal attention from you.”

Wow. Obama uses TelePrompter = crutch. …Newt uses one - excellent tool. Thanks for confirming your awfulness once again, Rush.


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