Live Video of a Dying Party: The Tiny-Fingered Fascist Speaks
Here’s the main event. The Trumpenstein is about to be unleashed, to rampage unchecked across a blighted landscape. All hope abandon, ye who enter here.
But first, Ivanka.
Here’s the main event. The Trumpenstein is about to be unleashed, to rampage unchecked across a blighted landscape. All hope abandon, ye who enter here.
But first, Ivanka.
Didn’t she not vote because she missed the deadline to change parties??
Ivanka says her father “sacrificed” because he loves America so much https://t.co/fE8eKPtyU2 pic.twitter.com/rAWi8GJvUj
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 22, 2016
She is a perfect little Stepford Trumpette.
Faster! Stronger!
This is a South Park video….
re: #4 The Vicious Babushka
She is a perfect little Stepford Trumpette.
She’s his kid.
Stockholm Syndrome.
re: #7 Scottishdragon
She’s his kid.
Stockholm Syndrome.
I wouldn’t call it “Stockholm Syndrome” it’s “OMFG he will cut off my trust fund if I diss him”
re: #6 Testy Toad T
Time to break out the Fear Booze.
Actually, I think Fear Booze is what Trump is peddling.
I’d better put away the Fear Booze and break out the Horror Booze.
Ivanka was born on 30 October 1981. I was born on 7 May 1982.
Sorry olds, just the facts.
Trump loves America so much he has spent months summoning the worst demons of US politics to win the GOP nomination.
That might be an even more twisted form of ‘love’ than lusting after his own daughter.
re: #12 teleskiguy
Ivanka was born on 30 October 1981. I was born on 7 May 1982.
Sorry olds, just the facts.
And she calls herself a millenial.
“If it’s possible to be famous and yet not well-known, that describes my father.” https://t.co/fE8eKPtyU2 pic.twitter.com/ughVtzvBoK
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 22, 2016
re: #12 teleskiguy
Ivanka was born on 30 October 1981. I was born on 7 May 1982.
Sorry olds, just the facts.
Jesus, I graduated from high school in 1985
She is a privileged little brat who has never known what it is like to be a normal human being.
re: #17 Scottishdragon
Jesus, I graduated from high school in 1985
That was the year my youngest sister was born.
re: #18 The Vicious Babushka
She is a privileged little brat who has never known what it is like to be a normal human being.
It takes work to be born into that kind of wealth and retain your humanity.
The Trump kids do not appear to have put in any effort on this front.
re: #19 Scottishdragon
Being born rich is meritocracy???
I guess the siblings have to fight amongst themselves “survival of the fittest” to earn Daddy’s approval.
Ivanka earned it because she is the most fuckable.
re: #21 EPR-radar
It takes work to be born into that kind of wealth and retain your humanity.
The Trump kids do not appear to have put in any effort on this front.
Or as Ben Carson put it, they were born “disadvantaged.”
ivanka: “he’s color blind”
donald: mexicans are “rapists”— Oliver Willis (@owillis) July 22, 2016
re: #17 Scottishdragon
1976 for me.
And that’s after I returned from dropping out. Would have been 1972 otherwise.
She’s just so fucking pleased with herself. I’m going to puke.
re: #12 teleskiguy
Ivanka was born on 30 October 1981. I was born on 7 May 1982.
Sorry olds, just the facts.
Are you millennials?
She claimed she was one.
re: #7 Scottishdragon
She’s his kid.
Stockholm Syndrome.
It’s not that. If she criticizes him, he will cut her off.
“He is color-blind and gender-neutral.” Yes, she really said this. https://t.co/fE8eKPtyU2 pic.twitter.com/17hypYmO6A
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 22, 2016
I am convinced that the “conversion” was performed in order to make a marriage of convenience with another Real Estate Dynasty.
What the Hell? Did Trump just post far right propaganda on twitter again? Yes indeed he did, and its totally bizarre!
I guess Republicans want to cheer for equal pay but not actually make it real?
She worked up from the bottom, starting as an EVP for the Trump Organization, just like her brothers.
re: #15 JasonA
And she calls herself a millenial.
INORITE? The line is blurry. Like me, I call myself a millenial, but just barely. I think Ivanka qualifies.
“Not shut out”? Yes, nothing appeals to the women’s vote more than Sandy Koufax references.
who would have thought that the trump convention would end up as a gigantic tongue bath to his everlasting greatness?
Wait is she talking about the gender pay gap?
She’s promising that Daddy will do what Hillary has already promised to do.
re: #12 teleskiguy
Ivanka was born on 30 October 1981. I was born on 7 May 1982.
Sorry olds, just the facts.
My younger daughter was born in 1982 (November 15). The older one was born March 2, 1976 and is therefore FORTY years old (yikes!)
Political carpetbaggers. They are as Republican as they need to be. This is Trump’s biggest con. And the family is along for the ride.
Hahahaha - Trump going to do all the women/family things - child care, equal pay - has he heard about the GOP congress
Oh my & now he is fighting for workers rights - dear heavens
re: #35 teleskiguy
INORITE? The line is blurry. Like me, I call myself a millenial, but just barely. I think Ivanka qualifies.
Eh, I think ‘85 is the line, but that’s hardly the most important fudging of the facts going on tonight…
Schizophrenic that she’s talking about everything the GOP is against.
Everyone is cheering.
Wha
When did Trump turn into George McGovern, and when did a GOP audience start cheering for that?
re: #28 Stanley Sea
Are you millennials?
She claimed she was one.
That is around where the millennial generation is normally divided. Too young for Gen X.
re: #37 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸
who would have thought that the trump convention would end up as a gigantic
tongue bathprofessionally delivered fluffing session to his everlasting greatness?
Baby Whiplash has a rage==>
Ivanka is now preaching crap about the wage gap and mirroring Hillary’s agenda on child care. Wait, is she a Dem?!?!
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) July 22, 2016
re: #32 CriticalDragon1177
Check the date on that tweet. It’s still disgusting but it’s from four years ago.
how many parts of the democratic platform will these trumps shove down the throats of dyed in the wool conservatives and evangelicals?
“If you’re going to be thinking anyway, think big.”
What?
Ivanka Trump says her father will fight to make child care more affordable — an issue he never discusses on the campaign trail.
— Jenna Johnson (@wpjenna) July 22, 2016
Donald Trump reportedly ran his speech through an anti-plagiarism filter before giving it. The only question I have is if the site checked the speech against when it was given in its original German language.
Salmon Rushdie on Ben Carson and Satan
The Satanic Acknowledgment: This is Saul Alinsky on Lucifer. Can’t expect Ben Carson to recognize irony or humor. pic.twitter.com/FYNY4gcgy7
— Salman Rushdie (@SalmanRushdie) July 20, 2016
When she was a child, her father should’ve told her he would run for president one day and would go down in flames.
re: #23 JasonA
Or as Ben Carson put it, they were born “disadvantaged.”
Affluenza. They have irreversible cases.
re: #6 Testy Toad T
Time to break out the Fear Booze.
I’m turning to box wine. I can’t afford it anymore.
re: #48 Charles Johnson
Check the date on that tweet. It’s still disgusting but it’s from four years ago.
Thanks. You’re right. Its older than I thought.
re: #22 The Vicious Babushka
I guess the siblings have to fight amongst themselves “survival of the fittest” to earn Daddy’s approval.
Ivanka earned it because she is the most fuckable.
She is the only good looking one in the bunch. I’m sure daddy took notice.
(shudder)
Li’l Whip is gonna stroke out any minute==>
She is channeling Bernie and Hillary on child care and wage gap.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) July 22, 2016
re: #58 MsJ
She is the only good looking one in the bunch. I’m sure daddy took notice.
(shudder)
You know he did.
Speaking of far right loons, our old “friend” Pamela Geller is still her old self.
.@PamelaGeller opened her Gays for Trump speech with a sick joke about queer death. Don’t be fooled—she’s no ally. pic.twitter.com/5L2BcaNmZm
— Chris Stedman (@ChrisDStedman) July 21, 2016
About @realDonaldTrump’s views on working women and pregnancy. https://t.co/LmUZI1J8KQ
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 22, 2016
WTF happens on January 17?
Inauguration day is the 20th
Well now we know Ivanka plagiarized her talking points from Hillary Clinton.
re: #43 Stanley Sea
Schizophrenic that she’s talking about everything the GOP is against.
Everyone is cheering.
Wha
The Trump campaign is personality-driven, not policy-driven. Trump could announce mandatory gay marriage and he’d get cheers as long as he promised you wouldn’t have to gay marry a messican or blah.
re: #67 The Vicious Babushka
Well now we know Ivanka plagiarized her talking points from Hillary Clinton.
Just what I was about to write
Again my wife has saved me from watching.
I wouldn’t say Trump’s VP pick, Mike Pence is a “fake Christian,” but he’s definitely not very Christlike, in his thinking or behavior.
Mike Pence is a fake Christian. He’s nothing like Liberal Jesus. #RNCinCLE pic.twitter.com/s2i8Plaqju
— Benny (@BRios82) July 21, 2016
Than again I think the same could be said of uber conservative “Christians” in general.
re: #28 Stanley Sea
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re: #71 Jenner7
Air Force One movie intro…
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Thankfully, this will be the closest he ever comes to Air Force One.
Donald Trump Invites Putin to Invade Melania’s Hometown
“Let’s just move forward with plans to hand Eastern Europe to Russia,” one U.S. defense official scoffed after hearing Trump’s reluctance to back NATO allies.
Donald Trump is now on the record saying he wouldn’t necessarily back NATO members if Vladimir Putin decided to invade. That’s a bit ironic since one of the countries most threatened by NATO’s collapse is Slovenia, where his wife, Melania, was born.
Still betting he will pledge to arrest and prosecute Hillary. Maybe even more than that..?
He spent some extra primp time on the hair helmet tonight https://t.co/fE8eKPtyU2 pic.twitter.com/s9c3PuAimy
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 22, 2016
re: #35 teleskiguy
Millenials are those who were born 1980 to 2000.
The Next Generation are the Plurals. They will be born 2000 to 2020. Their name comes from the fact that they are the first Generation in American History without a racial majority.
re: #73 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs
Will he stick to the script?
Hope not - But he’s already doing that weird exaggerated voice! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Man, those are some especially stubby-looking digits tonight.
Getting off politics for a moment, In recent astronomy news
Kepler Adds 100 to Galaxy’s Planet Counthttps://t.co/9jGgHon9UF
— Discovery News (@DNews) July 21, 2016
Also if you’re interested,
Inside Kepler, @NASA’s mission to discover habitable exoplanets: https://t.co/bDmw4yfE6W pic.twitter.com/PiHdS0fCFM
— WIRED (@WIRED) July 20, 2016
10:09 p.m. So many testimonials to this man’s kindness, compassion and charitable giving. Yet no anecdotes specifically and no record of charity from public sources.
Oh this is so presidential.
Fuck this guy. It is all a big lark for him.
Hey guys, normally I don’t do this but this is an exception for me.
Since tomorrow will be the 5th anniversary of the ugliest chapter of anti-Muslim terror in Norway, I am going to use a Norwegian flag filter to honor the victims of Breivik’s horrific and unforgivable actions. Since there will be very few people that will opt to use one as opposed to the Belgian and French options, I want to encourage everyone here to use one as solidarity with those that paid a dear life for democracy and freedom. I don’t expect Facebook to provide one as an option so here’s a link in case anyone wants to express solidarity:
Trying to transcribe Trump digressions from prompter as I go - here’s one: pic.twitter.com/KqS7eYpBkp
— Sopan Deb (@SopanDeb) July 22, 2016
I lasted 40 seconds—do I get a cookie? Or a shot of tequila? Or a bottle of tequila?
He’s sticking pretty much to the script so far.
This entire week is making me wonder about the taste of gunpowder.
Getting seriously depressed. I look at how ignorant and fearful that Middle America has become, and, well, like Michael Moore said last night, “Hello President Trump.”
re: #98 The Vicious Babushka
I feel sorry for Sopan Deb. Having to constantly listen to and pay such strict attention to Trump’s idiocy must be painful!
“But here, at our convention, there will be no lies.”
Biggest lie of the night.
re: #110 Khal Wimpo (no longer entitled to his own facts)
This entire week is making me wonder about the taste of gunpowder.
Getting seriously depressed. I look at how ignorant and fearful that Middle America has become, and, well, like Michael Moore said last night, “Hello President Trump.”
I know what it tastes like and it is kinda nasty. As a re-enactor who has to bite into paper cartridges…I would pay real money for strawberry flavored gunpowder.
I’m going to be writing a book not watching Trump. Someone text me if the Joker ascends from the floor and announces his Master Plan.
— O. Alan Noble (@TheAlanNoble) July 22, 2016
Someone please make us a Trump as the joker meme stat!
DC, Baltimore and Chicago. Gee I wonder why he picked those cities?
“And more than 3,600 have been killed in the Chicago area since he took office.”
He just added 400 to that total.
re: #112 The Vicious Babushka
“But here, at our convention, there will be no lies.”
Biggest lie of the night.
Being utterly ignorant and or lying is what the modern GOP does best!
This is the great fear speech.
Papers will be written.
says he wont lie, and immediately starts to lie
Actual fact, per Brennan Center for Justice https://t.co/bS6Q6dqc5O pic.twitter.com/j2lccauyL0
— Jason Linkins (@dceiver) July 22, 2016
Here it comes:
One such border-crosser was released and made his way to Nebraska. There, he ended the life of an innocent young girl named Sarah Root. She was 21 years-old, and was killed the day after graduating from college with a 4.0 Grade Point Average. Her killer was then released a second time, and he is now a fugitive from the law.
Lawsuit: Guidance Counselors Told to Give Students Green Wristbands to Monitor Restroom Use https://t.co/CVEukGGD92 pic.twitter.com/eSUt9Sh08O
— (((SPLC))) (@splcenter) July 21, 2016
Good, hope the school district loses big time.
I liked this speech better in the original German.
when somebody tells you theyll never lie to you, expect to hear a lie in the next sentence
Another 14 million people have left the workforce entirely.
I thought that was supposed to be 92 million.
re: #98 The Vicious Babushka
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His ad-libs remove any shred of gravitas from his speech.
re: #130 JasonA
I liked this speech better in the original German.
Not yet. Wait until he gets to lebensraum.
re: #132 The Vicious Babushka
I thought that was supposed to be 92 million.
The number doesn’t matter. It’s yuge, whatever it is.
Ah…international humiliation. That is classic fascist stuff there.
I caught about 20 seconds of Trump’s speech, and to paraphrase the great Joel Hodgson, I started tasting metal.
re: #42 JasonA
Eh, I think ‘85 is the line, but that’s hardly the most important fudging of the facts going on tonight…
Depends on who you ask. I think it’s sometime around 82/83. I was born in 78, and consider myself more Gen-X than mellinial. But whenever you’re dealing with people close to the rather arbitrary lines, there’s cross over both ways
He said “negotiated” instead of “made” OOH BIG WORDS THE BEST WORDS
BENGHAZIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well! i know americans always love to vote for people who tell you how fucked everything is!
truly evokes the sunny optimistic outlook of ronald reagan!
Remember how quickly that Iranian incident passed? Trump wants you to know that would’ve precipitated World War III if he’d been in charge.
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) July 22, 2016
re: #125 The Vicious Babushka
He’s reading it word for word.
For those of you keeping score, the word “freedom” occurs exactly one time in tonight’s speech by Donald Trump -and that is only a reference to the TPP.
On the other hand, there are at least thirty references to limiting immigration and blind nationalism.
Hate on mexican immigrants (check)
Try to turn black people against mexicans (check)
Falsely blame Obama for budget deficit (check)
Falsely blame Obama for crumbling infrastructure (check)
and so on
And now he’s going to “reach out” to the Berniebros.
I smell smoke. All the fact checkers just spontaneously combusted.
re: #146 Charles Johnson
He’s reading it word for word.
“Let’s defeat her in November” — lame ad lib
LOVE~! donald trump, rnc, election 2016, pat, patting, ivanka trump pic.twitter.com/8kheITR7Gb
— jal (@ttjal12) July 22, 2016
#RNCinCLE Remind me, Reince, how many guns has Obama confiscated? pic.twitter.com/sBY4seVQWL
— Jade Helm Commander (@Anomaly100) July 22, 2016
Libya was peaceful? On what parallel universe?
The Arab Spring was all a clever plot by Hillary.
re: #146 Charles Johnson
Charles, you should’ve had a counter we could tap every time trump tells a lie.
The Skeptic Feminist, and Matthew Shute, need to do a better job of checking their sources on this.
Can you read that? If not, can you guess? pic.twitter.com/jP1qBcxv7s
— The Skeptic Feminist (@SkepticFeminist) July 17, 2016
Here you go, @SkepticFeminist. The same image but much easier to read. pic.twitter.com/BHohJvWNs0
— (((Matthew Shute))) (@MatthewShute) July 17, 2016
@MatthewShute @SkepticFeminist That chart is not accurate. 1/3
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) July 20, 2016
@MatthewShute @SkepticFeminist Just ask the @ADL_National or @splcenter about it. 3/3
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) July 20, 2016
re: #161 VegasGolfer
Charles, you should’ve had a counter we could tap every time trump tells a lie.
You’re asking for the server to crash.
Still Appealing To The Republican Primary Electorate
He added “terrorism” to “Hillary’s legacy” like it never existed before.
He’s painfully reciting his prepared speech word… by… word… https://t.co/fE8eKPtyU2 pic.twitter.com/Vl8lrMUxid
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 22, 2016
Republican former White House and Treasury official https://t.co/A1QUnsDKBK
— Jackie Calmes (@calmesnyt) July 22, 2016
This is a disgusting, ugly, hate-mongering, fear-inspiring speech.
— Tony Fratto (@TonyFratto) July 22, 2016
Sticking much closer to the script than I would have imagined.
And his emotive reading skills suck.
Trump speech. BOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And now comes the “America First” plan, first popularized by Lindbergh.
Dr. Zoom on Ivanka
Tell us how you invented Post-It notes, Romy!
re: #156 Scottishdragon
Egypt was peaceful????!!!!!
It was a peaceful dictatorship until all those ungrateful protesters wanted freedom.
America First!
Revive Lindberg’s Pro Nazi Party!
The respect we deserve.
That is Hitler and the Versailles Treaty thing there. Same sentiment.
Oh, so his plan is to remake America in his own image. All that matters is that you get your respect.
@patrioticpepe @realDonaldTrump Thank the Gods for the New Wall! pic.twitter.com/hdYzrRPaKV
— De DiMacrow (@DeDimacrow) July 21, 2016
re: #178 Frankie Five Angels
That’s like the cat from my nightmares!
If only Hillary hadn’t invaded Iraq we wouldn’t be having these problems.
he is massacring a perfectly good fascist speech
Other nations better respect us…or else.
Phone calls between world leaders just picked up.
Oh and there he goes with law and order.
Adolph Trump is here.
The Jooish Bankers are lining up behind my opponents campaign. She is their puppet!
and here i was afraid he’d make a good speech
And how did they manage to find such weird looking flags??
“Never ever.” Lame. Sad. Low energy!
DOES HE HAVE TO SHOUT EVERY MOTHERFUCKING WORD??!!
re: #181 gocart mozart
@patrioticpepe @realDonaldTrump Thank the Gods for the New Wall! pic.twitter.com/hdYzrRPaKV
— De DiMacrow (@DeDimacrow) July 21, 2016
@DeDimacrow the facts, the enemy of the GOP! - @patrioticpepe
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) July 22, 2016
let me give you some advice, donny - dont yell your whole speech
FYI, I decided to skip the speech. Instead I’m watching the finale of Ultima Lucha Dos from Lucha Underground. Trump was always kind of mediocre when it came to pro wrestling
re: #190 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸
He is, if you’re an idiot ignorant white racist.
Bill Shatner would do this speech sooo much better….
“We have nothing…but fear itself.”
—Works better on a tweet.
I am your voice.
That is an effective line. Maybe the best so far.
re: #196 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸
let me give you some advice, donny - dont yell your whole speech
This is a sign of power to these idiots. The louder the better.
DO YOU HEAR ME!
LAW AND ORDER.
I’ve seen this speech before #RNCinCLE https://t.co/aJxb5Qtwo4
— Progressive Military (@progmilitary) July 22, 2016
Still waiting for details about his master plan he was just bragging about.
Trump to give working people a voice by giving huge tax breaks to the wealthy.
— igorvolsky (@igorvolsky) July 22, 2016
I AM YOUR VOICE AND IT SCREAMS AND SCREAMS AND SCREAMS!!!
Probably the most jingoistic nativist speech by a presidential candidate in the last hundred years.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 22, 2016
re: #205 ObserverArt
This is a sign of power to these idiots. The louder the better.
DO YOU HEAR ME!
LAW AND ORDER.
YOU’LL EAT YOUR CUPCAKE YOUNG MAN AND LIKE IT
Let’s see him lead a chant of LOCK HER UP
I’m done. If he ever explains his plan would someone please page it?
jesus, he’s gonna scare the children
re: #221 The Vicious Babushka
Oh you know it’s coming.
re: #158 gocart mozart
I know what happened to all those poor innocent defenseless guns!
#RNCinCLE Remind me, Reince, how many guns has Obama confiscated? pic.twitter.com/sBY4seVQWL
— Jade Helm Commander (@Anomaly100) July 22, 2016
@Anomaly100 What!? Its empty. Marxist Muslim Obama’s minions must have already sacrificed the innocent guns to their dark lord Satan! ;)
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) July 22, 2016
re: #215 Charles Johnson
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And this is a real accomplishment, when you consider that during the last hundred years we had Strom Thurmond, George Wallace, and Pat Buchanan as candidates during that time.
And the crowd goes wild as America dies
I’m a corrupt influence purchaser…
Only I can fix it…
Your Republican nominee pic.twitter.com/1HyMxgRkOU
— Michael Cohen (@speechboy71) July 22, 2016
Okay, I guess he isn’t going to do it. Thank God.
I’m a crook and you need a crook to fix it.
And these people buy it like no problem Donny so long as you kick some ass of all those we hate.
So when does he turn into the cool cat average Joe that his daughter introduced him as?
PSYCH!!!
“Democrats will join our movement because of Mike Pence”
LOLOLOLOL
Remember, Hillary Clinton is considered a criminal, with her zero indictments, after being one of the most investigated public figures during the last half-century.
Donald Trump, on the other hand has had more criminal and civil court cases pending (or has been found guilty in) against him that if you count them, they would be higher than the number of episodes of EVERY television series relating to the criminal justice system.
COMBINED.
Has this delusional banter gone on for 40 minutes?
Millions of Democrats will join us. LMFAO
geez i never thought he’d deliver the most important speech of his life so incredibly poorly
Didn’t Don say he was going to elaborate on his plan?
He doesn’t know which words to emphasize SO HE GIVES ALL THE WORDS TEH EQUAL EMPHASIS!!! BECAUSE FAIRNESS!!!!!
Tonight’s speech in a nutshell. #RNCinCLE pic.twitter.com/S8f3M2z7x9
— Frankly My Dear … (@goddamnedfrank) July 22, 2016
oh oh oh he’s coming up on where he screams about how much he loves gay people!
Sully thinks this is not reading as well IRL as on paper.
I agree. This is not really compelling stuff.
AN ATTACK ON THE KING’S SOLDIERS IS THE SAME AS AN ATTACK ON THE KING HIMSELF!!!
re: #249 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸
geez i never thought he’d deliver the most important speech of his life so incredibly poorly
It doesn’t matter to these people.
Yes, I’m so confident that with a success rate like this, Trump will certainly make “America great again.”
Trump just said, NO LIES! 😂 #TrumpIsWithYou #RNCinCLE pic.twitter.com/H5DGiXYW94
— Benny (@BRios82) July 22, 2016
@greenfield64 All you kikes do is complain. Make aliyah to Israel already heeb.
— Dushaun Mandick (@DushaunMandick) July 22, 2016
He has declared himslef law and order…what…3 times now?
Like at every GOP convention, crimes by black Americans are the only crimes allowed to be mentioned.
This shit has been vetted by professionals, people!
re: #256 Scottishdragon
Sully thinks this is not reading as well IRL as on paper.
I agree. This is not really compelling stuff.
AN ATTACK ON THE KING’S SOLDIERS IS THE SAME AS AN ATTACK ON THE KING HIMSELF!!!
it was a much better speech on paper
he’s destroying it
re: #259 ObserverArt
It doesn’t matter to these people.
not to them, but the rest of the country is listening to him scream
I am your voice until i decide not to pay you. The fuck you
Oh go fuck yourself you lying fucking pig.
Can this be any more red of meat.
re: #254 goddamnedfrank
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At least you can survive on nuts. Why, I recall surviving a whole winter or two just on nuts alone. Needless to say, I’ve got several contracts out on me put out by beavers.
re: #269 KGxvi
Obama is responsible for the nation’s racial divisions.
re: #254 goddamnedfrank
Is that a scene from Fargo where they photoshopped it, so the character would have Trump’s face on the top of his neck?
What’s so bad about lawn order? Everyone should strive to have an orderly lawn.
What … ?
He’s now starting to ad-lib https://t.co/fE8eKPtyU2 pic.twitter.com/IkBEZurqGU
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 22, 2016
re: #129 CriticalDragon1177
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Good, hope the school district loses big time.
What the ever-loving fuck!?
Chris Christie looking totally bored.
he could have killed with a good speech, but this could be the end of his candidacy right here
re: #270 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸
not to them, but the rest of the country is listening to him scream
I sure hope so.
He really sounds like a fucking amateur. What a joke.
reagan: shining city on the hill
obama: yes we can
trump: look at this shit hole— Oliver Willis (@owillis) July 22, 2016
This is disjointed and…flat in a weird way. His off the cuff riffs work better.
Bitch you didn’t give two shits about France until it was politically expedient and convenient to do so.
Can anyone imagine how Trump would react if France was hit in 2003?
re: #274 jaunte
Obama is responsible for the nation’s racial divisions.
Yeah, he got out of place and became president.
What a fucking liar, Orlando was NOT an Islamic terrorist act.
LG…BTQ community. No good…an’ we’re gonna stop it!
re: #280 Teukka
What the ever-loving fuck!?
Transphobia in modern America is kind of like racism in the late 1960’s
The new slogan of the Republican Party:
Ein Volk
Ein Reich
Ein Rand
As your President, I will do everything in my power to protect our LGBT citizens from the violence and oppression of a hateful foreign ideology.
Yeah he will make sure they are only oppressed by homegrown American Christian bigotry
Foreign ideology? You mean the Christian Right? They’re homegrown fucktard.
He says LGBTQ like he’s never said it before. lol
re: #293 Joe Bacon
Do you mind if I steal that?
“We will protect Teh Gays”
But no gay marriage, or adoption, or donating blood, or…
This is the “best” the @GOP has to offer. Sad. #RNCinCLE pic.twitter.com/2Wbe7UuC0q
— Dr. Matt (@DrMatthew) July 22, 2016
You hafta be fucking kidding me… He thanked the audience for not booing the GLBT community.
Did he say foreign ideology??!!
“I don’t believe in outsourcing. We gotta protect the weirdos, so we can beat the shit out of them here at home!”
/
re: #291 Scottishdragon
LG…BTQ community. No good…an’ we’re gonna stop it!
But Milo and his Minions will tell you that Trump is their hero and the real enemy of the LGBT people are Muslims!
Wow, the applause during the LGBT shout out was muted compared to later on.
Law & Order: Von Clownstick Unit #RNCinCLE
— Frankly My Dear … (@goddamnedfrank) July 22, 2016
The idea Trump is going to be personally selecting prosecutors and officers is hilariously absurd.
— Armando (@armandodkos) July 22, 2016
re: #277 Bill and Opus for 2016!
Exactly who is giving this speech?
Well Trump is slightly more attractive than Mussolini, and doesn’t seem to shout as much at least.
re: #303 Scottishdragon
You hafta be fucking kidding me… He thanked the audience for not booing the GLBT community.
Did he say GLBT?
re: #291 Scottishdragon
LG…BTQ community. No good…an’ we’re gonna stop it!
LGBT BBQ P D Q and side of Arby’s sauce.
Biggest ad lib so far WE’RE GOING TO WIN WE’RE GOING TO WIN FAST
Hey #FreeMilo douchebags, are any of you going to be protesting outside Romanian Embassies for not voting in same-sex marriage?
— دانیال (@danja84) July 22, 2016
Trump says he’ll protect LGBT citizens from a “hateful foreign ideology.” What about the hateful AMERICAN ideology? https://t.co/fE8eKPtyU2
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 22, 2016
I’ve been watching conventions since 1964 and this is by far the sorriest batshitcraziest one of all.
Clinton by four million baby.
Wow, more cheers for the reference to state of Israel than to the LGB…TQ community.
He sucks so hard at emotive reading.
What scares me to death right now is Christie openly saying that Trump is going to eliminate the Civil Service system and go back to the old Spoils System.
I am scared to death of this asshole firing everyone who works for Social Security and replacing them with Ginger Snapped and Kim Davis types…
Trump may just have proposed an alliance with Syria and Russia to defeat ISIS.
Could he even find Israel on a map? Even if you spotted him the Middle East.
re: #307 electrotek
Wow, the applause during the LGBT shout out was muted compared to later on.
That’s better than I predicted earlier… I was expecting active boos
re: #310 CriticalDragon1177
Well Trump is slightly more attractive than Mussolini, and doesn’t seem to shout as much at least.
What? I can’t hear you.
And they look the same to me in all types of expressions and manners. Plus Benito is dead, this pig is right here, right now. I consider that an ugly and immediate threat.
re: #324 KGxvi
That’s better than I predicted earlier… I was expecting active boos
That is why he thanked them as far as I can tell.
WE DON’T WANT THEM IN OUR COUNTRY
Not in the script.
Y’all know “law and order candidate” is code, right?… #DonaldTrump #RNCinCLE
— Charles M. Blow (@CharlesMBlow) July 22, 2016
We are going to make the Stasi look like the Keystone Cops
—going for the old folks homes voters.
Here’s how the Syrian refugee screening process works (takes up to 2 years) #tcot #UniteBlue https://t.co/N5fk9yyk1v pic.twitter.com/pxd5zBqMmT
— (((Beelzebabushka))) (@viciousbabushka) July 21, 2016
re: #323 lockjawcanbefun
Could he even find Israel on a map? Even if you spotted him the Middle East.
Show Trump a map of Ohio and ask him where Israel is and he will point to East Palastine, Ohio!
re: #330 Stanley Sea
That they don’t pay their bills n shit.
re: #336 Joe Bacon
Palestine, TX! (Yes, there is a Palestine, TX.)
Anyone who endorses violence, hatred or oppression is not welcome in our country and never will be.
Except for the nazis that he retweets.
re: #316 Charles Johnson
Trump says he’ll protect LGBT citizens from a “hateful foreign ideology.” What about the hateful AMERICAN ideology? https://t.co/fE8eKPtyU2
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 22, 2016
@Green_Footballs Oh but off course that’s not a problem because “Christian” bigotry is the “right” type of bigotry 2/2
— CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1) July 22, 2016
re: #340 The Vicious Babushka
Anyone who endorses violence, hatred or oppression is not welcome in our country and never will be.
Except for the nazis that he retweets.
SO EXILE THE GOP NOW!!
No hatred or oppression in the US? So, they’re just going to have the attendees tonight exit right into the buses to the planes sending them back to wherever?
@debtait1 Tell us. What has been happening that hasn’t been happening for decades? @EdwardGLuce @acoyne pic.twitter.com/DkGuB9C9Or
— Donna Marie (@Oooooo_Donna) July 22, 2016
His inability to effectively deliver the most important speech of his life shows how much this remains the amateur hour.
Bill Clinton, Obama etc would never make these mistakes.
“WE DON’T WANT THEM IN OUR COUNTRY!” https://t.co/fE8eKPtyU2 pic.twitter.com/r4yaA4FLId
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 22, 2016
@realDonaldTrump Delete your speech, delete your account, and delete your brain.
— دانیال (@danja84) July 22, 2016
The black president has divided us by race says the angry white man.
Right.
Tonight’s program has been brought to you by disaffected white angst, boner pills & bath salts. #RNCinCLE
— Frankly My Dear … (@goddamnedfrank) July 22, 2016
Trump is making an excellent argument against buying an expensive sound system.
*sigh* pic.twitter.com/Xvr4Hfz77e
— Dr. Matt (@DrMatthew) July 22, 2016
Please make the bad man stop yelling at me….
re: #350 electrotek
Did you see my post on the last page? The one in Private?
ALL IN ALL ITS ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL!!!!!!
SCREAMING LIKE A NAZI IS NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU PRESIDENT
Trump cherry picking statistics & cities. National crime rate is about half of what it was at its height in 1991. pic.twitter.com/v27KppZXyo
— igorvolsky (@igorvolsky) July 22, 2016
re: #359 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸
SCREAMING LIKE A NAZI IS NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU PRESIDENT
Vice-chancellor will do for now.
HOT TAKE from Baby Whiplash==>
Trump’s a leftist, which is why he felt the necessity to feign shock that Republicans oppose the murder of gays.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) July 22, 2016
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Donald, the Minutemen Militia is not the US Border Patrol.
HAVING SCREAMED THE ENTIRE SPEECH, HE NOW HAS TO PRACTICALLY GIVE HIMSELF A STROKE FOR THE PERORATION
re: #354 Dr. Matt
Mary Todd is so going to pull a Lindsey Graham on his ass when he gets home.
re: #12 teleskiguy
Ivanka was born on 30 October 1981. I was born on 7 May 1982.
Sorry olds, just the facts.
I was born on November 14, 1984.
Law and order again. This is drifting. I’m confused.
Donald Drumpf ist die Partei, und die Partei Donald Drumpf ist.
Donald Drumpf…
Sieg HEIL!
Sieg HEIL!
Sieg HEIL!
((Horst Wessel Lied))
re: #356 Ziggy_TARDIS
Did you see my post on the last page? The one in Private?
No I didn’t, let me check real quick.
This is a fucking horrible speech, in more ways than one.
Cocksure he is taking office. No if ands or butts. Arrogance off the clock.
re: #376 Robert O.
Donald Drumpf ist die Partei, und die Partei Donald Drumpf ist.
Donald Drumpf…
Sieg HEIL!
Sieg HEIL!
Sieg HEIL!((Horst Wessel Lied))
Not quite there yet. But damn close.
*whips out barf bag*
What country does this guy live in? I don’t recognize it. At all.
He keeps saying “My plan…” but hasn’t given any details as to what it is.
— Tim Federle (@TimFederle) July 22, 2016
Those who voted for me will not support Trump who has made bigotry and divisiveness the cornerstone of his campaign. #RNCwithBernie
— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) July 22, 2016
Now is not the time for demagoguery and fear-mongering. We will not turn our backs on refugees fleeing violence.
— Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) July 22, 2016
Hillary Clinton is proposing mass lawlessness.
FFS, how long has this been going on?
re: #380 FormerDirtDart
Its the trumppocalypse!
re: #378 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs
This is a fucking horrible speech, in more ways than one.
The troo beleevers will love it. Anybody else is going to wonder why he rambles around in circles and yells.
I was scared this would be something formidable. Not so much now.
Our country rich again? When did we go into poverty?
The screaming. What drug would it take to get you to scream like that?
Since when does a Secretary of State create immigration policy? Idiot.
re: #395 retired cynic
The screaming. What drug would it take to get you to scream like that?
Tenuate Dospan
re: #395 retired cynic
The screaming. What drug would it take to get you to scream like that?
Bad crystal meth with a chaser of PCP and bath salts?
*ducks*
After centuries of racism, sexism and discrimination in our country, the last thing we need are candidates who promote bigotry.
— Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) July 22, 2016
Even under the ultra-boring Mitt Romney in 2012 the average USA! USA! chant lasted at least a minute. The last one tonight lasted what fifteen seconds? Shit, I can chant USA! USA! longer than that and I don’t give a flying fuck.
re: #394 Frankie Five Angels
Our country rich again? When did we go into poverty?
Relatively, since about the mid-Bush years.
FYI: Trump supported NAFTA at the time because of course he did.
Big Government Will Punish Businesses 2016
???
Protip for Donald:
Bernie Sanders will be speaking at the Democratic Convention, and he will be endorsing Hillary Clinton explicity stating that he will work to make sure you do not become President.
Something that the person who ran second in the Republican primaries refused to do during his speech yesterday.
re: #407 FormerDirtDart
Big Government Will Punish Businesses 2016
???
Yeah. Real capitalism…Trump style.
Trump just pushed onerous government regulation
I’ve been watching the free stream of w00tstock instead of this.
And cooked dinner.
I think my blood pressure is a lot lower, and the margarita was hella good. I think I finally found the right ratio.
re: #405 gocart mozart
FYI: Trump supported NAFTA at the time because of course he did.
NFATA was a Republican bill. True Story. #RNCinCLE
— Dr. Matt (@DrMatthew) July 22, 2016
The yelling is becoming a fucking iron anvil of noise where the words turn into a hammer chorus of syllables. It’s like I can’t make out half of what he says though the YELLYELLYELLL
If you like Trump’s #RNCinCLE speech, you should have heard it in the original German!
— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) July 22, 2016
Isn’t this whole China is a currency manipulator an argument from Mitt Romney?
No fucking shit
If this guy wins, there will be international leaders who will discuss regime change in the US. Also not a joke. #RNCinCLE
— Bob Cesca (@bobcesca_go) July 22, 2016
re: #415 Scottishdragon
The yelling is becoming a fucking iron anvil of noise where the words turn into a hammer chorus of syllables. It’s like I can’t make out half of what he says though the YELLYELLYELLL
The spoken voice recording will dual-Grammy in Heavy Metal.
jesus fuck i never heard such screaming
What was “America First”? Oh yeah, the group that wanted to let Hitler overrun Europe. Now Trump would let Putin do it…
— Joe Conason (@JoeConason) July 22, 2016
Believe me, it will happen and it will happen FAST!
It’s official, the Serta Sleeper Number of this sorry excuse for a high school pep rally speech is -12.
Why does Donald Trump remind me of Robert DeNiro’s character Senator McLaughlin in the movie “Machete?”
re: #423 The Vicious Babushka
Repeats the tax lie again.
I was going to ask WTF he’s talking about. What tax increase?
Unrestrained drilling and coal mining. Great.
Trump is repeating the “America is one of the highest-taxed nations in the world” baldfaced lie yet again.
TRUMP SCREAMS ENTIRE ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
VOWS TO DEPORT ALL NON CAPITAL LETTERS
re: #429 MsJ
I was going to ask WTF he’s talking about. What tax increase?
The tax increase that his scriptwriters wrote for him.
Ewe. Just checking in and ran into a Trump ad. American Pride my assignment you little fingered thief.
Hillary put the steel mills out of business??
donald trump’s speech length now classified as torture under the geneva convention.
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) July 22, 2016
Wonder if @Mike_Pence is in washroom right now. #RNCinCLE
— David Axelrod (@davidaxelrod) July 22, 2016
Did I say Hillary would win by four million votes? Jeez, I was so naive back then.
millions of more jobs…. not a single clap….
If this were an Academy Awards acceptance speech, the band would have started to play him off stage more than fifteen minutes ago.
He just referred to himself as “Donald J. Trump”. Wow.
re: #427 De Kolta Chair
It’s official, the Serta Sleeper Number of this sorry excuse for a high school pep rally speech is -12.
Hope he stretches it on into Castro territory.
Every time Trump says “believe me,” an angel get’s their Crocs, socks, and a fanny pack. #RNCinCLE
— Frankly My Dear … (@goddamnedfrank) July 22, 2016
Everything sucks, I alone can fix everything. Done.
— J. Elvis Weinstein (@JElvisWeinstein) July 22, 2016
We will be the most considerate and compassionate police state this world has ever seen.
— J. Elvis Weinstein (@JElvisWeinstein) July 22, 2016
@davidaxelrod such a terrible message, how dare she? No one mention bridges when @GovChristie is in the room!
— nancy mal (@njm4250) July 22, 2016
I am actually getting a headache from this.
And there will be a chicken in every pot once again!
We are going to ask every Department Head in government to provide a list of wasteful spending projects that we can eliminate in my first 100 days.
BUREAUCRATS WILL BEG ME TO FIRE THEM
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re: #451 ObserverArt
And there will be a chicken in every pot once again!
That’s what we’ll have to use to pay the doctor.
WTF does he know about TSA? Like he ever goes through it.
Just drop the damn balloons already.
— John Dingell (@JohnDingell) July 22, 2016
re: #458 MsJ
Depleted military. Allies paying us. Oy.
South Korea and North Korea both noticed that…
re: #456 goddamnedfrank
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CRAZY MAN SCREAMING ON TEE VEE SCARES THOUSANDS OF SMALL CHILDREN
investigators looking into terrorist connections
If he starts on Free Silver, I’m taking a toilet break.
Wow. This is some serious bullshit. Wait 5 days in the ER? Die in line?
@jelani9 “Triumph of the Shill.”
— Unaffiliated Critic (@FreeRangeCritic) July 22, 2016
He is yelling random bullet points now.
Did the teleprompter start skipping around?
re: #447 Frankie Five Angels
Damn you Obama and New York’s expanded Medicaid for reducing my medical costs substantially you fascist nazi so and so’s!
re: #443 Bill and Opus for 2016!
If this were an Academy Awards acceptance speech, the band would have started to play him off stage more than fifteen minutes ago.
24 mins
Oh this shitshow
He got lost there for a bit, but someone put his finger on it….
Obama crowd: “Yes we can!”
Trump crowd: “Yes you will!”
Notice the difference?
re: #470 Scottishdragon
He is yelling random bullet points now.
Did the teleprompter start skipping around?
It went into shuffle mode.
re: #477 Scottishdragon
This isn’t really a speech anymore.
If this goes any longer my speakers are going to blow out.
I, on the other hand, will abolish the 1st Amendment!
he thinks he’s winning with this monster show heheheh
re: #451 ObserverArt
And there will be a chicken in every pot once again!
Pot will be mentioned on all arrest reports, except for Americans without kitchens. Maybe.
re: #480 The Vicious Babushka
I, on the other hand, will abolish the 1st Amendment!
And every other amendment after the 11th!
The NRA thing is not going to get him votes outside the core audience.
The Telemundo broadcast of this speech ended 18 minutes ago. They just cut away to other programming.
— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) July 22, 2016
Hang in there, only 20 paragraphs to go.
Some are VERY VERY SHORT PARAGRAPHS.
#MakeAmericaPutTheLotionInTheBasket #RNCinCLE
— Frankly My Dear … (@goddamnedfrank) July 22, 2016
DAMN YOU OBAMA! BECAUSE OF OBAMACARE I GET TO WRITE OFF 100% OF MY HEALTH INSURANCE PREMIUMS FROM MY TAXES BECAUSE I’M SELF-EMPLOYED!!!!
Ugh, what an out of character pander to the evangelicals. I’m not worthy!
Oh good. Amendment to allow politicking from the pulpit. Outstanding.
The crowd is now chanting “YES YOU WILL!”
Quite a difference from “YES WE CAN!”— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 22, 2016
Wait…what the fuck? He wants to allow tax exempt churches to be political????
Umm it’s a choice. No one’s stopping them from talking politics.
I’m watching this with the sound off. the Mussolini similarities are awesome and scary.
And, John Dingle is my Hero tonite……
re: #488 The Vicious Babushka
Hang in there, only 20 paragraphs to go.
Some are VERY VERY SHORT PARAGRAPHS.
MORE! MORE!
re: #494 Scottishdragon
Wait…what the fuck? He wants to allow tax exempt churches to be political????
Yes.
BIGGERBETTERSTRONGER!!!
Matt and Trey Parker are laughing.
Trump just vowed to erase the separation of church and state.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 22, 2016
I missed him mentioning the kids killed by responsible gun owners
re: #494 Scottishdragon
Wait…what the fuck? He wants to allow tax exempt churches to be political????
Yup. That’s exactly what he said. A constitutional amendment, no less.
GIVE IT TO US, PAPI!
GIVE IT TO US, PAPI!
Republican chant or bad porn? Can’t fucking tell anymore, and I’m not even watching this…
Wow, my vocabulary is broken.
Shitshow?
Shitfire?
Dumpstershitfire?
Shitdumpsterfire?
Germans. We need Germans to help with this.
re: #502 MsJ
Yup. That’s exactly what he said. A constitutional amendment, no less.
Think all those preachers invoke for nothing?
He cannot separate Melania & Ivanka.
SAD
Now onto the abuse he got from Fred.
This speech is “The Handmaiden’s Tale” meets “Mein Kampf” with a touch of “Animal Farm” and “Fahrenheit 451” thrown in.
“I wonder what he’d say….” I HAVE NO SON - RevRay
— DVDVR (@D_V_D_V_R) July 22, 2016
in a well delivered speech, the family part would be the gentle sentimental melody at the end of a soaring arc
BUT NOT HERE
This guy is totally and completely full of shit. Oh I so love hanging with the little people!
Gag. Me.
I’m kind of offended now that we Democrats are the ones always chastised for wanting free stuff.
This election will prove more difficult for Reince Priebus than the times his grade school teacher tried to teach him the “i before e” rule.
— John Dingell (@JohnDingell) May 12, 2016
I’ve heard this sort of speech a lot in the last 15 years and trust me, it doesn’t sound any better in Russian.
— Garry Kasparov (@Kasparov63) July 22, 2016
Honestly…every night at the #RNCinCLE gets creepier and creepier. pic.twitter.com/gPrLDjypl7
— Cornelia (@PaladinCornelia) July 22, 2016
@AndyKindler @TheFix
— The Plymouth Jim (@ThePlymouthJim) July 22, 2016
Real winner of this speech: Jack boot sellers.
@ethanol__98 pic.twitter.com/qnrwdZ7udQ
— online sean (@beckesque) July 22, 2016
Trump Vows To Protect Loud Speech #RNCinCLE
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) July 22, 2016
re: #413 klys (maker of Silmarils)
I’ve been watching the free stream of w00tstock instead of this.
And cooked dinner.
I think my blood pressure is a lot lower, and the margarita was hella good. I think I finally found the right ratio.
Is it the Back to the Garden concert in Harrison? My friends are there! Tie dye and all.
We don’t win any more but we are going to start winning again.
What a fucked up thing to say.
I took the headset off because I don’t want brain damage.
He does keep making that “A-OK” thing with his finger and thumb, but it looks like it’s random, not like he’s throwing alt-right gang signs.
re: #518 BeachDem
Is it the Back to the Garden concert in Harrison? My friends are there! Tie dye and all.
Haha, no, it’s nerd vaudeville. Down in San Diego, timed for ComiCon.
I’ve been following this guy for years (he’s a musician).
I’ve never EVER seen him tweet anything political until now:
has trump shut his spewing fear mongering the fuck up yet? impatiently waiting for @TheDailyShow to start.
— taylordeupree (@taylordeupree) July 22, 2016
Donald Trump responding “Thank you” to chants of “USA! USA! USA!” should be referred to a specialist.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) July 22, 2016
So the speech ended an hour ago and all the stations are just re-airing it, righ?
I mean, there’s no way any sane person or party would go on and on for this long.
Oh that’s the first true thing you’ve said all night, Donald. History is definitely watching us.
Yessssss, Donald, yes. Play to their fears. Delicious.
— Cobra Commander (@CobraCommander) July 22, 2016
This has gone on for three geologic Wilson cycles now and another super-continent formed while we were watching this. Forget the NATO part of the speech. Europe is now a single massive mountain range and Russia is a shallow sea basin.
at this point im seriously watching to see if he can get through the speech without having a stroke
It’s like George Orwell and H.P. Lovecraft mated somehow. #RNCinCLE
— Frankly My Dear … (@goddamnedfrank) July 22, 2016
The system is rigged, but the media will kiss his ass for the rest of the night
I see signs in the crowd that say “Make America One Again.”
You’re doing it wrong.
If he is our voice, what the hell does that say?????
re: #532 VegasGolfer
The system is rigged, but the media will kiss his ass for the rest of the night
They could be asleep by now.
re: #515 electrotek
98? Is that when these kids were fucking born?
-me duz sum math
Oh my god… They’re putting birth years in their handles and it’s like, I’ve lived twice as long as these little shits. And I’m not even old.
YOU KNOW NOTHING, NERD SNOW.
re: #532 VegasGolfer
The system is rigged, but the media will kiss his ass for the rest of the night
If he goes long enough, there won’t be a rest of the night.
I feel like I deserve a prize for watching that start to finish.
Hubby, who’s not political: That was a terrible speech. He was all over the place.
It’s almost over. It’s almost over. It’s almost over.
re: #530 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸
at this point im seriously watching to see if he can get through the speech without having a stroke
Well he’s not exactly Guiliani screaming. I thought he as going to strike out for sure.
Oh…he threw in a god bless you but not God bless America.
re: #31 The Vicious Babushka
I am convinced that the “conversion” was performed in order to make a marriage of convenience with another Real Estate Dynasty.
We know for a fact she’s not really Orthodox observant, no matter what she says… she’s been making campaign appearances, in various cities, every Sabbath for the past 4 months. Some of them were just photo ops, her and her brothers standing behind Dad on various stages.
re: #534 retired cynic
If he is our voice, what the hell does that say?????
That we’re never getting that sweet record deal.
re: #546 Scottishdragon
Drop the balloons for the love of God.
The air might have leaked out of them by now…
The last time there was as much shouting in a speech was at Nuremberg in the 1930s!
Did anyone else just lipread Giuliani saying “Where are the fucking balloons?” while looking up?
This is real—Donald Trump just accepted the @GOP nomination.
RT if you agree: We can’t let him become president. pic.twitter.com/3C5WLPv33W— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 22, 2016
thank god - now the poor man can get some medical attention for whatever his problem was
RT if you agree. #RNCinCLE pic.twitter.com/0HLtRc54VL
— Florida Democrats (@FlaDems) July 22, 2016
re: #536 Pawn of the Oppressor
98? Is that when these kids were fucking born?
-me duz sum math
Oh my god… They’re putting birth years in their handles and it’s like, I’ve lived twice as long as these little shits. And I’m not even old.
YOU KNOW NOTHING, NERD SNOW.
Hey you know birth years have been going on since the days of IRC chat rooms and AOL screen names hahaha
re: #534 retired cynic
If he is our voice, what the hell does that say?????
That everyone else may as well have been born without a voice.
The NPR reporters don’t know what to say. Oh, these are digital fireworks. And now the iconic balloon drop…..
That was the best 60 minute Frank Costanza impression I’ve ever heard.
Hand-sewn by 6-year-olds in Namibia
Ivanka Trump Takes to RNC Stage Wearing $138 Dress She Designed https://t.co/elFMz5dkPG
— AlyciaWhsite (@AlyciaWhsite) July 22, 2016
I hope there’s a counter-terrorism plan in place for if (When? Please, gods of the ancient stone cities, let it be WHEN) he loses.
re: #560 retired cynic
The NPR reporters don’t know what to say. Oh, these are digital fireworks. And now the iconic balloon drop…..
And they also said that was the longest acceptance speech in history.
Now let’s listen to the pundits praise this pile of crap…
LATINOS FOR TRUMP sign spotted.
lo que ustedes cuatro ?
“Here at our convention, there will be no lies,” Donald Trump said. We fact-checked his speech. https://t.co/5c8m57krZj
— The New York Times (@nytimes) July 22, 2016
David Brooks: Next week Hillary Clinton is just going to drive a truck through this.
Somewhere in a sleepy British mansion Paul Rodgers is crying.
Oh God. All the analysts from the “liberally biased media” CBS, NBC, and ABC said Trump gave a great speech.
WNBA players staged a boycott after being fined for speaking against police brutality https://t.co/qr9R4XvEUH pic.twitter.com/DuLWjNjBno
— Fusion (@Fusion) July 21, 2016
I want to do an installation art piece:
A fifty-foot high transcript of that speech, presented as a BIG WALL. The speech will be broken up fragment by fragment, with each individual lie demarcated and fact-checked. Sort of like a giant edited & graded copy with arrows, sidebars, cross-outs, etc. in a giant infographic form so you can see in one glance just how much of it is bullshit.
You can’t always get wha you want? Jesus, what a…
re: #532 VegasGolfer
The system is rigged, but the media will kiss his ass for the rest of the night
After this crap? Expect tons of criticism.
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The unauthorized use of #HereComestheSun at the #RNCinCLE is offensive & against the wishes of the George Harrison estate.
— George Harrison (@GeorgeHarrison) July 22, 2016
re: #569 retired cynic
David Brooks: Next week Hillary Clinton is just going to drive a truck through this.
That’s… a little tasteless.
re: #508 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸
in a well delivered speech, the family part would be the gentle sentimental melody at the end of a soaring arc
BUT NOT HERE
The fandamily looks like they’re standing in a funeral receiving line. Oh no—now Tweety has thrills going down his leg. Shoot me now—with iv tequila.
This one image defines the darkest reasons why this man can not be our President. pic.twitter.com/w1YwRpqLW8#RNCinCLE #UniteBlue
— GOPathetic (@GOPathetic) July 22, 2016
I was so hoping that at the end of the speech Andy Kaufman would tear off the latex mask and do his routine with the Mighty Mouse record!
Donald had his hands on Barron’s arms and he shirked them off.
re: #523 klys (maker of Silmarils)
Haha, no, it’s nerd vaudeville. Down in San Diego, timed for ComiCon.
Damn, I’m old (an so are my friends.)
.@realDonaldTrump didn’t drop his pants or rant about “Crooked Hillary” so @JoeNBC will rave about how presidential he was on @Morning_Joe
— Col. Morris Davis (@ColMorrisDavis) July 22, 2016
My hearing is shot after all that so instead of All Right Now I swore it sounded like All Night Long and I was wondering if it was some sort of weird cover.
Does anyone feel better after that speech? Debbie Downer! Waa waaa waa
re: #527 JasonA
Oh that’s the first true thing you’ve said all night, Donald. History is definitely watching us.
Who lives who dies who tells the story…
Donald Told No Less Than 21 Fact Checked Proven Lies During His Acceptance Speech via @politicususa https://t.co/tFXCTD9J0T
— harold masengarb (@cjmudd1) July 22, 2016
“No less than”
re: #451 ObserverArt
And there will be a chicken in every pot once again!
We can have guns AND butter!
Look at the bright side…we’ll never have to hear the words “Reince Priebus” or “Rinsed Pubis” again. #RNCinCLE
— Sean McCabe (@darthstar99) July 22, 2016
Later lizardfolk. I have an early morning and it is going to be tough getting to sleep after all of this. I’m too terrified of, well everything.
USA! USA! USA!
Fuck the Trump.
Freeper thinks the speech was “Churchillian”.
And Robinson is still using the huge coital Trump-Pence artwork.
Next week, we get to hear what true American orators sound like, as opposed to the nationalistic screaming that took place tonight for over an hour.
Confirmed speakers for the DNC include the following:
Michelle Obama (whose speech won’t be plagarized)
Corey Booker
Howard Dean
Al Franken
Elizabeth Warren
Bill Clinton
Bernie Sanders
Joe Biden
Barack Obama
I can honestly say that I am looking forward to each and every one of these.
re: #584 BeachDem
Damn, I’m old (an so are my friends.)
I like you anyway, even if you don’t like garlic.
re: #565 Jenner7
Now let’s listen to the pundits praise this pile of crap…
I’m hearing push back. CNN
And again Ana Navarro is going off on CNN.
I love that republican.
She went OFFFFFF
re: #598 klys (maker of Silmarils)
I like you anyway, even if you don’t like garlic.
Aww, thanks. And I like you even if you’re a garlic maniac (NINE CLOVES the other night?? Really? I would be sick for days.)
re: #602 BeachDem
Aww, thanks. And I like you even if you’re a garlic maniac (NINE CLOVES the other night?? Really? I would be sick for days.)
…but that’s normal. Why put it in if you can’t taste it!
From Rush Limbaugh’s Facebook feed:
Newt is an expert communicator, and Newt is experienced enough to know how to use a teleprompter to talk to a TV audience in a building where there are 10,000 people. It’s a massive challenge. You have two audiences. You have the TV camera and you have 10,000 people, and everybody expects to get personal attention from you.”
Wow. Obama uses TelePrompter = crutch. …Newt uses one - excellent tool. Thanks for confirming your awfulness once again, Rush.