The Stupidest Man on the Internet Pretends He Meant to Do That

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After his ridiculously stupid fail earlier today in which he posted a picture of the Cleveland Cavaliers championship parade and called it a MASSIVE LINE (Hoft’s caps) to see Donald Trump in Maine, the Stupidest Man on the Internet went back and edited his post to say something completely different: WOW! Look at MASSIVE CROWD at Trump’s Town Hall Event in Portland, Maine —VIDEO

The previous title was: “WOW! Look at MASSIVE LINE to Trump’s Town Hall Event in Portland, Maine —VIDEO.” So he changed two whole words.

And of course, there’s no retraction or correction.

Here’s the original post:

And here’s what it looks like now:

WOW! Right wing journalistic ethics, in your face.

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95 comments
1
Great White Snark  Aug 4, 2016 • 6:51:41pm

Kayfabe journalism.

2
jaunte  Aug 4, 2016 • 6:51:45pm
3
teleskiguy  Aug 4, 2016 • 6:52:18pm

He looks almost respectable in that photograph. Hey Jim, you should smile less.

4
The Vicious Babushka  Aug 4, 2016 • 6:52:27pm

LOL

5
teleskiguy  Aug 4, 2016 • 6:55:18pm

re: #4 The Vicious Babushka

6
Big Beautiful Door  Aug 4, 2016 • 6:55:46pm

re: #4 The Vicious Babushka

LOL

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Lets face it, this campaign is performance art. We’ll never see its like again.

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FormerDirtDart  Aug 4, 2016 • 6:56:47pm

OT early, but worth it:
Read this tweet thread,
Then share it with anyone thinking it’s OK to utilize their vote as a “protest against the system”
The only thing important this election cycle is keeping that unbalance orange thug out of office

8
gocart mozart  Aug 4, 2016 • 6:57:31pm

Noam Chomsky on Donald Trump

9
The Vicious Babushka  Aug 4, 2016 • 6:58:55pm

Yes, somebody is actually selling this sick swag==>

10
goddamnedfrank  Aug 4, 2016 • 6:59:11pm
11
Big Beautiful Door  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:01:25pm

re: #7 FormerDirtDart

OT early, but worth it:
Read this tweet thread,
Then share it with anyone thinking it’s OK to utilize their vote as a “protest against the system”
The only thing important this election cycle is keeping that unbalance orange thug out of office

[Embedded content]

The missiles are flying, hallelujah!

Dead Zone (Movie) - The Missiles Are Flying

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thedopefishlives  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:02:26pm

re: #10 goddamnedfrank

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Apparently, he enjoys Soylent Green for breakfast.

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gocart mozart  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:02:56pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:05:18pm

re: #12 thedopefishlives

Apparently, he enjoys Soylent Green for breakfast.

¡El Taco Bowl es la gente!

15
BlueGrl21  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:05:44pm

We need to quit calling these people journalists. Don’t give them the respect real journalists deserve.

They’re propagandists.

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thedopefishlives  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:05:59pm

re: #14 The Vicious Babushka

¡El Taco Bowl es la gente!

Don’t be silly. Trump, eat Mexican food?

…Although, perhaps that’s why he hates Mexicans so much//////

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:06:40pm

re: #16 thedopefishlives

Don’t be silly. Trump, eat Mexican food?

…Although, perhaps that’s why he hates Mexicans so much//////

They give him indigestion…

18
Cheechako  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:10:38pm

If by some crazy chance Stubby Fingers Trump is elected POTUS, the Joint Chiefs should give him a Star Wars lunch box with a big red button on the side and tell him this is the “Football”. The world will be much safer.

19
goddamnedfrank  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:10:52pm
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Belafon  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:12:58pm

re: #19 goddamnedfrank

Slave Owner: I employed many blacks throughout my years. I would make a wonderful representative of their race.

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Romantic Heretic  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:14:56pm

re: #11 Big Beautiful Door

Scariest scene ever in a Stephen King movie. Just goes to show, the most frightening monsters are human beings.

23
nines09  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:16:15pm

re: #10 goddamnedfrank

Define “press” please.

24
FormerDirtDart  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:16:21pm

“…Clinton made strong gains with two constituencies crucial to a Republican victory - whites and men - while scoring important gains among fellow Democrats, the poll found.

Clinton not only went up, but Trump also went down. Clinton now has a 48-33 percent lead, a huge turnaround from her narrow 42-39 advantage last month…”

“…In a four-way race, Clinton retains her lead. She gets 45 percent to Trump’s 31 percent. Libertarian Gary Johnson has 10 percent, and the Green Party’s Jill Stein has 6 percent…”

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:17:39pm

With all the other insanity going on, Donny Junior’s defense of the Confederate flag somehow got overlooked==>

Donald Trump Jr. supports tradition with state flag

26
The Vicious Babushka  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:18:51pm

He’s back on Twitter!

27
fern01  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:21:10pm

Blimey - I keep posting on dead threads - to repeat the question

Ye gads - who’s the lady on Lawrence singing the praises of Paul Ryan - one of the GOP men who is trying so hard to help the less fortunate!!

Like when he washes clean dishes for them?

28
The Vicious Babushka  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:21:31pm

Yep it’s the Crazy Donny we know and (don’t) love!

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gocart mozart  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:22:38pm

Richie was always smarter than Chachi.

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thedopefishlives  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:23:46pm

re: #26 The Vicious Babushka

He’s back on Twitter!

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Whoops. Somebody forgot to tie up the leash when they went out.

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HappyWarrior  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:25:23pm

re: #28 The Vicious Babushka

Yep it’s the Crazy Donny we know and (don’t) love!

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Idiot.

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Belafon  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:27:53pm

re: #28 The Vicious Babushka

So, where are your tax returns?

33
GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:30:12pm

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:30:21pm

re: #32 Belafon

Suuuuure, Mr “I won’t release my tax returns…”
35
Lidane  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:31:11pm

re: #10 goddamnedfrank

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:32:01pm
37
Charles Johnson  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:32:07pm

“I won’t dodge questions as your President.” But until he’s elected all bets are off.

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MsJ  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:32:36pm

re: #29 gocart mozart

Whodathunk Opie and Richie would troll the trump?

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jaunte  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:32:37pm

re: #37 Charles Johnson

He writes the best, most flexible contracts.

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Lidane  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:36:43pm

Oh. Okay.

*facepalm*

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jaunte  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:37:38pm

re: #40 Lidane

Alt-Right Ubermensch

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gocart mozart  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:37:55pm
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Belafon  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:38:18pm

re: #33 GlutenFreeJesus

That’s kind of funny, but I would have never even thought of doing something like that.

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A Cranky One  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:38:49pm

re: #42 gocart mozart

There’s a bathroom on the right…

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gocart mozart  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:41:45pm
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Lidane  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:44:16pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:45:44pm

Valid questions are raised about Melania’s immigration status and work history. Considering that the high fashion industry has a reputation of exploiting vulnerable young women it’s possible that even if she did “work” she didn’t get paid for it. That’s the Trump way.

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Kragar  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:46:41pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:47:24pm

Because, asshole, you attempted to commit identity theft.

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sauceruney  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:47:57pm

I live and work in Cleveland (when I’m not traveling for work), and it was good to overhear people in the cafeteria talking about “some idiots on the internet” who think they can post pictures of the Cavs’ rally and claim it’s for Trump. Not sure if it was Breitbart or SMOTI they were talking about, but at least it’s good to know no one here is falling for it.

51
Lidane  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:48:51pm

Panic is starting to set in on the right:

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BlueGrl21  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:50:48pm

So, I just found out who Liz Mair is, because four of my friends send me the clip of her calling him a dick on CNN.

“Oh my GOD, look! It’s your doppelgänger!”

I have her voice, talk with the same language, have the same facial expressions, and look just like her…except with soulless red hair. I could put up her pic as a profile pic and everyone would assume I colored my hair.

It is eerie.

53
GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:51:01pm

BREAKING: Trump arrives at Portland, Maine rally. HUGE CROWD! RECORD BREAKING!

54
Kragar  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:51:09pm
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EPR-radar  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:51:15pm

re: #23 nines09

Define “press” please.

An extinct profession, written of only in dusty historical records.

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No Country For Old Haters  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:53:12pm

re: #28 The Vicious Babushka

Yep it’s the Crazy Donny we know and (don’t) love!


57
GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:55:10pm

re: #54 Kragar

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teleskiguy  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:56:20pm

Local wingnut has scruples.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:57:25pm

re: #49 The Vicious Babushka

And that person on the right isn’t Mike Duggan, IIRC. #FAIL

Also, too:

#derpyfail

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Charles Johnson  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:59:28pm
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jaunte  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:59:40pm

re: #58 teleskiguy

There are a lot of conservative writers now acting disappointed that their party has remained on its long-set course and nominated a wackjob racial extremist who’s so obvious he’s given away the game.

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FormerDirtDart  Aug 4, 2016 • 7:59:42pm

OK, I’m going to be sore in the morning…

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No Country For Old Haters  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:00:03pm

re: #51 Lidane

Panic is starting to set in on the right:

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jaunte  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:00:52pm

The amnesia is kicking in again.

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No Country For Old Haters  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:02:43pm

re: #52 BlueGrl21

So, I just found out who Liz Mair is, because four of my friends send me the clip of her calling him a dick on CNN.

“Oh my GOD, look! It’s your doppelgänger!”

I have her voice, talk with the same language, have the same facial expressions, and look just like her…except with soulless red hair. I could put up her pic as a profile pic and everyone would assume I colored my hair.

It is eerie.

How you doin’?
/I’m so sorry. Couldn’t resist. Liz is cute, and red hair is irresistable.

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:02:43pm

It looks like Roger Stone is threatening to incite violence when Trump loses.

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jaunte  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:04:34pm
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MsJ  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:06:08pm

re: #50 sauceruney

I live and work in Cleveland (when I’m not traveling for work), and it was good to overhear people in the cafeteria talking about “some idiots on the internet” who think they can post pictures of the Cavs’ rally and claim it’s for Trump. Not sure if it was Breitbart or SMOTI they were talking about, but at least it’s good to know no one here is falling for it.

Way to turn OH, a much needed state, against their candidate. So well thought out.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:06:24pm

re: #60 Charles Johnson

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HappyWarrior  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:07:30pm

re: #67 jaunte

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God shut the fuck up Ollie.

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gocart mozart  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:08:14pm

re: #49 The Vicious Babushka

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Kragar  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:10:18pm
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FormerDirtDart  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:10:35pm

I’ll save people some work: Carl Paladino

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:11:24pm

re: #49 The Vicious Babushka

Violate MCL § 750.539c much, O’Queef?

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Lidane  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:13:42pm
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Dave In Austin  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:14:15pm

Rage Furby rejects his gingerness…..

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Charles Johnson  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:14:45pm
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mmmirele  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:20:07pm

re: #60 Charles Johnson

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Saeed Abedini? Holy crap, that guy…he’s profoundly untrustworthy as a witness to anything. His wife, Naghmeh, was his biggest cheerleader up until a few months before he got out of the Iranian prison, but then she stopped and said she could no longer do it because Saeed had abused her. It’s a twisty story, here’s something from the WaPo back in February.

washingtonpost.com

More recently, evangelical blogs Phoenix Preacher and Spiritual Sounding Board have published a couple of articles about Saeed Abedini. There are some real doubts that Saeed was tortured in the way it has been claimed. And Naghmeh, the faithful wife, may have been complicit in spreading untruths about his condition (although she says in a statement that she relied on information from her husband and his supporters).

(July) michaelnewnham.com

(August) michaelnewnham.com

It should be noted that Saeed is now one of Franklin Graham’s proteges. Graham wanted to force a family reconciliation that Naghmeh was opposed to because it didn’t include the counseling she says Saeed needs before they can resume their marriage.

The tl;dr is that Saeed Abedini is an absolutely unreliable source.

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Lidane  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:20:33pm

I missed it, but apparently this happened:

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Charles Johnson  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:20:39pm
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Joe Bacon  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:21:52pm

re: #24 FormerDirtDart

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If that 15 point lead holds, according to the Cube Rule model from my college stats class that could extrapolate to a 405/133 electoral vote split. If that same ratio trickles to down ballot races that would slaughter the GOP in the Senate and give Democrats a thin majority in the House!

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BlueGrl21  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:22:21pm

re: #65 No Country For Old Haters

How you doin’?
/I’m so sorry. Couldn’t resist. Liz is cute, and red hair is irresistable.

You’re a brave man to mess with a liberal red headed Texas female, sir. :)

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Lidane  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:23:22pm

Bob Beckel’s brother. Apparently drunk and stupid runs in the family:

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gwangung  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:23:38pm

re: #82 BlueGrl21

You’re a brave man to mess with a liberal red headed Texas female, sir. :)

Like a magnet to iron filings for some of us…. (No disrespect intended…..)

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sizzzzlerz  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:28:27pm

re: #2 jaunte

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Stay away from the brown acid!

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FormerDirtDart  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:29:26pm

Don’t panic (to much) members of the Government Accountability Office

“…Last year, their application was sent not to Washington but to Texas regulators, who had been deputized by the NRC to grant licenses without federal review. When the state’s inspector visited the fake office, he saw it was empty and had no security precautions. But members of the group assured him that once they had a license, they would be able to make the security and safety improvements.

So the inspector, who always carried licenses with him, handed them one on the spot…”

Yeah, we don’t need no big government bureaucracy,
Lets the states handle it…

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Joe Bacon  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:31:22pm

re: #49 The Vicious Babushka

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teleskiguy  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:31:39pm

According to local media reports, The Donald™ will be in Grand Junction, CO next week, 115 miles west of my twenty. Should I go? If I do, I’ll have a sign that says WHERE’S YOUR TAX RETURNS?

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retired cynic  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:34:15pm

re: #88 teleskiguy

According to local media reports, The Donald™ will be in Grand Junction, CO next week, 115 miles west of my twenty. Should I go? If I do, I’ll have a sign that says WHERE’S YOUR TAX RETURNS?

I don’t think I could ask anyone to expose themselves like that at a Trump rally. One never knows what creep could turn up.

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teleskiguy  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:35:09pm

re: #89 retired cynic

I don’t think I could ask anyone to expose themselves like that at a Trump rally. One never knows what creep could turn up.

I just want to get kicked out. I’d wear that like a badge of honor.

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Joe Bacon  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:35:13pm
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jaunte  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:36:07pm
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MsJ  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:43:23pm

re: #88 teleskiguy

According to local media reports, The Donald™ will be in Grand Junction, CO next week, 115 miles west of my twenty. Should I go? If I do, I’ll have a sign that says WHERE’S YOUR TAX RETURNS?

These rally’s get more and more violent. Going is one thing. But be careful.

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Decatur Deb  Aug 4, 2016 • 8:43:30pm

re: #86 FormerDirtDart

Don’t panic (to much) members of the Government Accountability Office

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Yeah, we don’t need no big government bureaucracy,
Lets the states handle it…

If you steal your material, you don’t have to do the paperwork. There’s a bunch of it out there in industry.

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mmmirele  Aug 4, 2016 • 9:19:39pm

re: #88 teleskiguy

According to local media reports, The Donald™ will be in Grand Junction, CO next week, 115 miles west of my twenty. Should I go? If I do, I’ll have a sign that says WHERE’S YOUR TAX RETURNS?

Yanno, I’ve picketed the Scientologists and am currently involved in a long-term project occupying the sidewalk out in front of Mark Driscoll’s “church” in Scottsdale on any given Sunday, but I’d be very concerned about getting beaten up by Trumpistas. I’m not recommending it.


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