American Family Association’s Bryan Fischer: Women Can’t Be Trusted to Hold Political Office

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Whenever you’re curious to find out the most caveman-ish take on any given issue, just check in with our old pal (and I do mean “old,” as in Dark Ages old), the American Family Association’s Bryan Fischer. Today we discover Bryan pondering the advisability of allowing women to hold political office, and guess what? He’s agin it!

“That’s always the pattern in the word of God,” he said. “The kings were all males, when you had a departure from that with Jezebel and Athaliah, it was not a good thing, it did not work out well. Leadership in the church is reserved for men, leadership in the home is reserved for men. In other words, in God’s economy, he has designed leadership and authority in society and in the church and in the home to be exercised by men.”

“I think you could make a good case that leadership in culture, society, politically as well as in the home, that that is something in God’s economy that’s reserved for men,” Fischer stated. “What if somebody had the courage to go on national TV, somebody of some kind of prominence or visibility, and said, ‘Look, I’m going to vote for Trump because he’s a man. I don’t believe that women should be entrusted with high political office’ … That’s the position I happen to take.”

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178 comments
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goddamnedfrank  Aug 12, 2016 • 3:42:46pm

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Skip Intro  Aug 12, 2016 • 3:43:57pm

Now who would have thought that?

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austin_blue  Aug 12, 2016 • 3:44:21pm

Dear Bryan:

Please fuck off, and when you’ve finished that, kindly fuck off some more. On completion of that task, repeat until you take a dirt bath.

Thanks!

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wrenchwench  Aug 12, 2016 • 3:47:51pm

But they can be trusted to change your diaper, right? ‘Cause that day will come ‘round again. Think about it. Every day, Bryan. Think about it every day.

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ramex  Aug 12, 2016 • 3:48:01pm

I think I’ve seen video of terrorists in caves expressing similar ideas.

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Archangelus  Aug 12, 2016 • 3:48:56pm

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Split Ticket  Aug 12, 2016 • 3:49:12pm

The caveman spoke and that Trump person’s numbers did not immediately go up. It is time for a woman to lead.

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TK-421  Aug 12, 2016 • 3:49:43pm

Site connected to Russian hackers posts Republican emails

A website tied to the hacking scandal of the Democratic Party has now posted a small batch of leaked emails from Republican campaigns and state GOP staffers.

The emails on the site, known as DCLeaks, appear to be from state party officials and former Republican presidential candidates, including Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.). The messages range from June to October of 2015.

The DNC hacker or hackers known as Guccifer 2.0 used DC Leaks to promote leaks from a Clinton staffer’s email to The Smoking Gun, though the hacker claimed not to have been involved with the theft of the messages.
Most of the messages coordinate campaign activities, solicit funds, or invite or RSVP to events. The archive is largely the procedural minutia of running campaigns or state parties.

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Skip Intro  Aug 12, 2016 • 3:51:11pm
“That’s always the pattern in the word of God,” he said. “The kings were all males,

That’s because the woman kings are called queens, you stupid sack of shit.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Aug 12, 2016 • 3:53:50pm

re: #8 TK-421

That doesn’t help Russia’s case. Lindsey Graham has been a harsh critic of Trump.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 12, 2016 • 3:54:32pm

re: #8 TK-421

Site connected to Russian hackers posts Republican emails

Apparently, Guccifer uses AOL for his email account.

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Frankie Five Angels  Aug 12, 2016 • 3:57:04pm

Is Bryan married?

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Brian J.  Aug 12, 2016 • 3:57:13pm

Hey, it’s Killer Mike! Remember him from such Bernie Sanders triumphs as “The South Carolina Blowout” and “Hammered in Georgia”? He has some new thoughts!

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Split Ticket  Aug 12, 2016 • 3:57:14pm

To Bryan Fischer: Don’t ever play another game of chess. The queen has way too much power.

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Skip Intro  Aug 12, 2016 • 3:57:19pm

This is the godly choice Bryan has made.

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Jayleia  Aug 12, 2016 • 3:57:26pm

re: #10 Ziggy_TARDIS

Yeah, they’re not really doing subtlety with this. They might as well be going out waving banners and noisemakers saying “We’re a Russian intel op”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 12, 2016 • 3:57:52pm
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Ziggy_TARDIS  Aug 12, 2016 • 3:58:34pm

re: #17 Backwoods_Sleuth

Trump really wants to cause violence, doesn’t he?

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Targetpractice  Aug 12, 2016 • 3:58:43pm

re: #13 Brian J.

Hey, it’s Killer Mike! Remember him from such Bernie Sanders triumphs as “The South Carolina Blowout” and “Hammered in Georgia”? He has some new thoughts!

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West joined the Stein campaign, while Killer Mike has become a Trump apologist.

Gee, you get the impression that they were just using Bernie?

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Skip Intro  Aug 12, 2016 • 3:59:11pm

re: #17 Backwoods_Sleuth

Trump is insane and the GOP really ought to do something about that.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:01:35pm

He’s going to read the snake poem again…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:02:05pm
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Skip Intro  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:02:18pm

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:02:47pm

re: #17 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Ri-i-ight.

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Targetpractice  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:03:19pm

re: #22 Backwoods_Sleuth

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If Trump went full Stormfront, would anybody notice the difference?

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Split Ticket  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:04:06pm

re: #25 Targetpractice

No.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:04:09pm

re: #25 Targetpractice

If Trump went full Stormfront, would anybody notice the difference?

You mean he hasn’t yet?

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Skip Intro  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:05:33pm

re: #24 Blind Frog Belly White

Maybe Hillary ought to refuse to debate Trump until a team of psychs certify him as being sane.

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Anymouse  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:06:22pm

So, does Bryan Fischer think the three Republican women on my village board are unfit for office because they are women? Including the chairwoman (mayor)?

I have nothing against my majority-woman and majority-Republican village board, but if we threw the women off it, we would be balanced with one Democrat and one Republican man each.

Such attitudes might be one reason (amongst many) that there are so few Republican Representatives and Senators versus Democratic ones.

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Shiplord Kirel  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:07:04pm

Gee. You’d think Bryan would worship Maggie Thatcher’s old bloomers but maybe he has forgotten about her or, more likely, believes that his drooling idiot audience has.

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JasonA  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:08:02pm

He sounds deranged. More and more every day.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:08:20pm
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Frankie Five Angels  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:09:34pm

re: #28 Skip Intro

Maybe Hillary ought to refuse to debate Trump until a team of psychs certify him as being sane.

I think the media should refuse to ever any of his scream-fests until he releases his tax returns.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:10:56pm
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Decatur Deb  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:11:27pm

re: #25 Targetpractice

If Trump went full Stormfront, would anybody notice the difference?

His tailor.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:13:00pm
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ObserverArt  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:13:22pm

re: #19 Targetpractice

West joined the Stein campaign, while Killer Mike has become a Trump apologist.

Gee, you get the impression that they were just using Bernie?

I get the impression that Bernie was willing to get in bed with snakes to try to get the nomination. Another example he had, uh, issues. Power hunger and willing to do anything to get it.

But that damn Hillary!

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nines09  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:15:21pm

re: #34 Backwoods_Sleuth

He’s got to get back to Dr. Feelgood and get his script doubled. 20 mg three times a day just isn’t cutting it.

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Anymouse  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:15:25pm

re: #37 ObserverArt

I get the impression that Bernie was willing to get in bed with snakes to try to get the nomination. Another example he had, uh, issues. Power hunger and willing to do anything to get it.

But that damn Hillary!

I’m more of the opinion that Mr. Sanders was willing to accept the support of anyone who would give it to him.

Sort of like Mrs. Clinton touting John Negroponte’s endorsement yesterday.

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majii  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:15:32pm

” “What if somebody had the courage to go on national TV, somebody of some kind of prominence or visibility, and said, ‘Look, I’m going to vote for Trump because he’s a man. I don’t believe that women should be entrusted with high political office’ … That’s the position I happen to take.”“

I have news for you, Mr. Jack*ss, If your mom hadn’t been female, you would have never been born. At the time in history in which you were born, most dads believed that household duties were decided on the basis of one’s sex——moms did the housecleaning, dads mowed the lawns. Not many men nurtured babies, wiped their behinds, fed them, read bedtime stories to them, kissed their boo boos, and/or helped older kids with their homework, etc. If your mom did these things, and more, for you, what makes your dad superior to her? If it hadn’t been for your mom’s care and attention, you would have been dead long ago. You also never would have lived to bastardize Christianity to serve your own purposes.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:15:48pm
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ObserverArt  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:16:44pm

It seems like Trump is in Kamikaze mode…he’s gonna aim that campaign right at the USS GOP and blow the whole damn ship up.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:17:06pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:17:43pm

re: #35 Decatur Deb

His tailor.

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HAIL SPODE!

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ObserverArt  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:19:27pm

re: #39 Anymouse

I’m more of the opinion that Mr. Sanders was willing to accept the support of anyone who would give it to him.

Sort of like Mrs. Clinton touting John Negroponte’s endorsement yesterday.

We are going to see that differently. I’m no fan of John Negroponte but when he shows up at a Clinton rally and starts spewing crap and then runs off and goes with Trump, I’ll agree with you.

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Decatur Deb  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:21:04pm

re: #44 Blind Frog Belly White

HAIL SPODE!

“You hear them shouting “Heil, Spode!” and you imagine it is the Voice of the People. That is where you make your bloomer. What the Voice of the People is saying is: “Look at that frightful ass Spode swanking about in footer bags! Did you ever in your puff see such a perfect perisher?”

Only familiar with the PGW character from this website.

56packardman.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:21:38pm
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KGxvi  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:21:47pm

re: #9 Skip Intro

That’s because the woman kings are called queens, you stupid sack of shit.

This scene immediately came to mind:

Dogma part 6 of 13

Start around the 6:25 mark if it doesn’t automatically go there.

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Anymouse  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:23:52pm

re: #45 ObserverArt

We are going to see that differently. I’m no fan of John Negroponte but when he shows up at a Clinton rally and starts spewing crap and then runs off and goes with Trump, I’ll agree with you.

Well, I suspect he won’t run off for Mr. Trump. For all the things I think should happen to Mr. Negroponte, being stuck with Trump is a death squad too far for me. No sane person should be stuck with Trump.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:23:54pm
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:26:41pm

re: #50 Backwoods_Sleuth

I will never, ever pretend to understand what Trump is thinking, but he seems like a candidate entering the grief process already.

He has taken a whole party down the road to ruin, but he is the one who is going to walk away, dust himself off and actually be in a better position. The Trump brand is now world famous, and right up there with Coca-Cola, Disney, Apple or Amazon in terms of recognition. In that sense, he has truly won.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:27:00pm

re: #46 Decatur Deb

“You hear them shouting “Heil, Spode!” and you imagine it is the Voice of the People. That is where you make your bloomer. What the Voice of the People is saying is: “Look at that frightful ass Spode swanking about in footer bags! Did you ever in your puff see such a perfect perisher?”

Only familiar with the PGW character from this website.

56packardman.com

YOu really owe it to yourself to watch the Frye and Laurie “Jeeves and Wooster” series. They had lots of fun with Spode and the Black Shorts, plus Hugh Laurie is a scream as Bertie.

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Split Ticket  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:29:07pm

re: #52 Blind Frog Belly White

I just have one question. PGW in Philly stands for Philadelphia Gas Works. What does it stand for in your context?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:29:26pm

re: #52 Blind Frog Belly White

YOu really owe it to yourself to watch the Frye and Laurie “Jeeves and Wooster” series. They had lots of fun with Spode and the Black Shorts, plus Hugh Laurie is a scream as Bertie.

Stephen Frye walks away with it. He is the essence of understatement and inflection.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:29:48pm

re: #53 Split Ticket

I just have one question. PGW in Philly stands for Philadelphia Gas Works. What does it stand for in your context?

PG Wodehouse

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Split Ticket  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:30:10pm

re: #55 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Thanks.

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JasonA  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:31:15pm

This was probably posted elsewhere here, but it deserves a “holy fucking shit” from everyone.

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Skip Intro  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:31:33pm

re: #51 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

But why would anyone do business with him? Before he ran for pres, all of his double dealings were fairly well hidden, but now it has to be obvious that his sole businesses are fraud and suing.

I don’t have any idea why his brand is worth anything now, except to wingnuts.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:31:34pm

re: #53 Split Ticket

I just have one question. PGW in Philly stands for Philadelphia Gas Works. What does it stand for in your context?

PG Wodehouse.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:32:50pm

re: #54 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Stephen Frye walks away with it. He is the essence of understatement and inflection.

Especially when manipulating Bertie, or expressing strong disagreement while remaining obsequious.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:33:09pm

re: #58 Skip Intro

But why would anyone do business with him? Before he ran for pres, all of his double dealings were fairly well hidden, but now it has to be obvious that his sole businesses are fraud and suing.

I don’t have any idea why his brand is worth anything now, except to wingnuts.

and his wingnut fans can’t afford anything he sells.

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jaunte  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:33:10pm
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Shiplord Kirel  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:33:40pm

Amusing that Bryan mentioned Jezebel, the Biblical queen of Sidon, as a bad example.

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Frankie Five Angels  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:34:07pm

re: #50 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Decatur Deb  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:34:31pm

re: #57 JasonA

This was probably posted elsewhere here, but it deserves a “holy fucking shit” from everyone.

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We’re getting into the fun part of fire and hurricane season. Give Puerto Rico veto input on congressional relief requests.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:35:36pm

re: #58 Skip Intro

But why would anyone do business with him? Before he ran for pres, all of his double dealings were fairly well hidden, but now it has to be obvious that his sole businesses are fraud and suing.

I don’t have any idea why his brand is worth anything now, except to wingnuts.

He can be a media phenomenon. We are talking about WWF and reality TV-level media, but that in itself is still a bottomless vault of revenue for him, and that is what he set out to achieve. He is simply (in)famous, and that is balsam to his ego.

Do not apply any standard or traditional concepts of logic or reason to his actions, he has totally transcended them.

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jaunte  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:35:47pm

re: #64 Frankie Five Angels

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Anymouse  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:36:00pm

re: #57 JasonA

And yet the GOP doesn’t want to come back from its break to deal with the issue, blaming Democrats for playing politics.

Meanwhile, Senator Marco Rubio of Florida is still banging on the anti-abortion and anti-contraception drum, and Texas just gave a bunch of its women’s health money to a Crisis Pregnancy Centre instead of organisations like Planned Parenthood (which can actually deal with such things as prevention - even of abortions).

But there is no war on women, and they are pro-life. Gaa.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:36:51pm

re: #60 Blind Frog Belly White

Especially when manipulating Bertie, or expressing strong disagreement while remaining obsequious.

Nobody else can do such a job of ending a statement with “Sir” and still having it come across as “F*ck you!”

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Skip Intro  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:38:46pm

re: #61 Backwoods_Sleuth

and his wingnut fans can’t afford anything he sells.

He does have some crap cuff links for sale on Amazon for $30 or so, but who in his audience wears those?

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stpaulbear  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:39:27pm

re: #64 Frankie Five Angels

“We’re going to go quickly, because I want to get the hell out of here. I want to go home.”

Does he think he’s in a board meeting?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:39:37pm

re: #57 JasonA

White House just declared a “public health emergency” in Puerto Rico because of Zika.

25% of residents expected to contract Zika this year.

Zika is going to be the next battle ground in the ongoing war between GOP “conservative values” and public health.

And they chose the worst possible place to make a stand of it.

They oppose abortion in all cases, and still want to block access to contraception, even where these options are the only logical and reasonable ones.

And they will not even approve funding for research unless they cut it from some other tropical third-world, brown-skinned persons’ disease…

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nines09  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:41:18pm

Donald Trump, real quote: “We’re going to go quickly, because I want to get the hell out of here. I want to go home.”

Translation; WTF? How do you people live here? WTF is it? The rocks? The bugs? Steelers on TV? The shitty weather? Fabulous restaurants like Arbys and Hoss’s? God. I’d shoot myself. I think I can see the end of the freaking world from the parking lot.”

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Skip Intro  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:41:34pm

re: #72 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

If we only cut corporate taxes this wouldn’t be a problem.

The all purpose phrase the GOP uses for any problem.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:43:36pm

re: #61 Backwoods_Sleuth

and his wingnut fans can’t afford anything he sells.

his wingnut fans love WWF and reality TV, and he will be the king of both

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Skip Intro  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:44:07pm

re: #73 nines09

You know what I wish for? That Hunter Thompson was alive and in his prime for this election. Nixon was just a minor league sociopath compared to Trump.

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Lidane  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:44:30pm

Bryan Fischer blocked me on Twitter ages ago because I wouldn’t stop heckling him. I consider it a badge of honor.

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Anymouse  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:45:23pm

re: #72 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Zika is going to be the next battle ground in the ongoing war between GOP “conservative values” and public health.

And they chose the worst possible place to make a stand of it.

They oppose abortion in all cases, and still want to block access to contraception, even where these options are the only logical and reasonable ones.

And they will not even approve funding for research unless they cut it from some other tropical third-world, brown-skinned persons’ disease…

That would include Zika … for now.

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TK-421  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:46:59pm

re: #65 Decatur Deb

I second this motion.

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wrenchwench  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:48:50pm

re: #72 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Zika is going to be the next battle ground in the ongoing war between GOP “conservative values” and public health.

And they chose the worst possible place to make a stand of it.

They oppose abortion in all cases, and still want to block access to contraception, even where these options are the only logical and reasonable ones.

And they will not even approve funding for research unless they cut it from some other tropical third-world, brown-skinned persons’ disease…

Sometime after Hillary takes the White House, those ‘conservatives’ are going to lose their Hyde Amendment, and it will be even more difficult for them to have all options available for their women, but not for poor women.

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nines09  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:49:06pm

re: #76 Skip Intro

And the sad part is there is simply no one even remotely resembling Hunter S Thompson. Anywhere. Even on the horizon. Doc was a genius. Tortured, but a genius and we were all better for it.

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Frankie Five Angels  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:50:24pm
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TK-421  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:51:01pm

Talking Robot Mouth Mimics Human Speech #DigInfo

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makeitstop  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:51:33pm

re: #12 Frankie Five Angels

Is Bryan married?

Whether he is or he isn’t, he ain’t gettin’ laid tonight.

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HappyWarrior  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:51:56pm

re: #82 Frankie Five Angels

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I thought conservatives were anti-nanny state. Good for Clinton. Maybe she’ll be on marijuana what Obama has been on LGBT rights.

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scottslemmons  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:52:02pm

re: #76 Skip Intro

You know what I wish for? That Hunter Thompson was alive and in his prime for this election. Nixon was just a minor league sociopath compared to Trump.

Or Molly Ivins.

I miss Molly more every damn day.

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Skip Intro  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:52:07pm

re: #83 TK-421

You know, that looks like Trump.

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HappyWarrior  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:52:18pm

re: #84 makeitstop

Whether he is or he isn’t, he ain’t gettin’ laid tonight.

He seems like such a miserable sob to be around.

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Skip Intro  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:53:07pm

re: #84 makeitstop

Whether he is or he isn’t, he ain’t gettin’ laid tonight.

In Bryan’s world the wife has to serve the husband, no matter what. It’s in the bible.

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darthstar  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:54:08pm

re: #83 TK-421

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Video

The last thing anyone wants is a sex toy that can talk.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:54:29pm

I’m trying a new tactic on FB. Instead of ridiculing wingnuts who say crazy shit, I’m complimenting them on their satire but warning them not to overplay it, because they’re coming across as too silly to be believed.

I’m curious to see how it works.

It’s like something I did years ago, when a friend and I were out riding, and a pair of yahoos in a pickup truck went by shouting “GEEEETTTTTT OFFF THE ROOOOOOAADDD!!”

Instead of flipping them off, I smiled broadly, waved at them and shouted “HI!”

I could see the passenger pounding the roof in frustration at being so misunderstood…

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Skip Intro  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:54:55pm

re: #86 scottslemmons

And Mike Royko.

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Anymouse  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:55:46pm

сделать Америку великой снова (Trump’s GOTV operation in Moscow might put it that way)

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darthstar  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:56:12pm

Chuck Todd and Sean Hannity will ask Trump all the compelling questions.

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:56:39pm

re: #84 makeitstop

Whether he is or he isn’t, he ain’t gettin’ laid tonight.

Bryan is gay as fuck.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:56:53pm

re: #92 Skip Intro

And Mike Royko.

And Studs Terkel

97
No Country For Old Haters  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:57:32pm

re: #89 Skip Intro

In Bryan’s world the wife has to serve the husband, no matter what. It’s in the bible.

I expect that he’d feel that beating her is appropriate if she doesn’t submit to him.

98
The Vicious Babushka  Aug 12, 2016 • 4:57:44pm

GIF OF THE DAY

99
TK-421  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:09:28pm

BREAKING!!! EXCLUSIVE!! Reince hits bottom.

kKvothDVaSreWk25Hocch8SagYd7WlUIOXhsCHNTIOF31Uvf5pkGU23cUcuM8pVamzM5r0BW+S0=

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(((The Engineer Lobuno)))  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:10:09pm

re: #9 Skip Intro

That’s because the woman kings are called queens, you stupid sack of shit.

Actually, there have been female kings before.

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De Kolta Chair  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:10:52pm

Maspeth residents are vehemently opposed to the new 110-bed shelter, which they say will impact their quality of life by bringing homeless people into their community. The Department of Homeless Services has countered that there are 243 homeless New Yorkers whose last listed address was in Maspeth, evidence of a need for shelter services there.

Expect a Trump rally in Masbeth, Queens, sometime next week. (FYI, East New York is approx. 1.3% white.)

102
makeitstop  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:11:24pm

re: #82 Frankie Five Angels

If you smoked a little weed from time to time, you would actually be fun to be around and not single at 54.

Yowch.

103
freetoken  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:13:01pm

re: #91 Blind Frog Belly White

I still have a few pro-Drumpfskind posts show up on my Facebook stream. Also, some anti-Clinton ones which are explicitly pro-Drumpfskind but it seems they want to go there but perhaps are feeling conflicted about it.

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Skip Intro  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:17:37pm

I love how everyone now prominently shows his tiny hands.

105
Anymouse  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:20:10pm

There was a call on my answering machine made a couple days before I got back from Canada. It was my county Democratic Party, asking me to work with them. (Wow! They discovered I exist!)

I made two callbacks to them … heard nothing back yet. (Sinking back into my obscurity… .)

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JasonA  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:21:12pm

re: #104 Skip Intro

[Embedded content]

I love how everyone now prominently shows his tiny hands.

Well they have been confirmed…

Also I’m drinking a Belgian-style Tripel called Golden Monkey right now. It’s 9.5 % alcohol. Just want everyone to know that.

107
De Kolta Chair  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:23:29pm

re: #100 (((The Engineer Lobuno)))

Actually, there have been female kings before.

//
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teleskiguy  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:24:07pm

re: #77 Lidane

Bryan Fischer blocked me on Twitter ages ago because I wouldn’t stop heckling him. I consider it a badge of honor.

I’m blocked too! I think it’s because I sent this to him after the Obergefell v. Hodges decision was handed down by the Supreme Court:

I, for one, welcome our Homosexual Overlords.
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HappyWarrior  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:24:49pm

re: #108 teleskiguy

I’m blocked too! I think it’s because I sent this to him after the Obergefell v. Hodges decision was handed down by the supreme court:

[Embedded content]

Heh.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:25:35pm

The Manbij Offensive is over. The Kurds have defeated DAESH in Manbij, cutting off the last route to Syria from Turkey for DAESH.

111
KGxvi  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:28:49pm

re: #66 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

He can be a media phenomenon. We are talking about WWF and reality TV-level media, but that in itself is still a bottomless vault of revenue for him, and that is what he set out to achieve. He is simply (in)famous, and that is balsam to his ego.

Do not apply any standard or traditional concepts of logic or reason to his actions, he has totally transcended them.

re: #75 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

his wingnut fans love WWF and reality TV, and he will be the king of both

Despite his prior work in the WWE, I seriously doubt the McMahons would invite him back after this year. They’re not going to want the controversyembarrassment that he would bring. They bring back a lot of old timers, but they keep their distance from anyone that would embarrass them from a PR standpoint - once Chyna did porn, she was persona non grata (apparently they wouldn’t even take her calls); Hulk Hogan is probably one of the five most important people in the history of the company and he’s probably not coming back after the Gawker stuff. No way Trump comes back (now, I could see him buying TNA, but that’d end terribly for all involved).

And same goes for reality TV… which network takes a chance on him now? What happens when they get the Rush Limbaugh advertising reaction (meaning all the major brands stay away)?

We are apparently already seeing it with Trump brand hotels and real estate - the hotels are renting rooms at worse rates than competitors, and condos are getting harder and harder to sell.

112
teleskiguy  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:31:08pm

THE MINERS, THEY WILL MAKE ME PRESIDENT!

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KGxvi  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:32:32pm

re: #82 Frankie Five Angels

Weed is going to be legal by the end of this decade, or at the very least, it won’t be illegal at the federal level. It is still amazing to me that it is treated differently than tobacco or alcohol.

114
Great White Snark  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:33:54pm

re: #113 KGxvi

If alcohol were new, just discovered, it would be same as heroin on the schedule.

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(((The Engineer Lobuno)))  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:33:58pm

re: #107 De Kolta Chair

[Embedded content]

//

I still need to finish GoT.

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freetoken  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:34:13pm

re: #111 KGxvi

Linda McMahon recently scheduled a fundraiser for McCain, though I think it had to be called off for some reason.

After the first night of the Republican convention, Drumpfskind apparently contacted Vince McMahon, as, according to Drumpfskind, McMahon thought the opening ceremony thing was impressive.

The likes of the McMahons, just like Drumpfskind, just like Murdoch, and the rest, live a lifestyle far removed from their fans.

It’s one of those odd symbiotic (or is it parasitic) relationships in which humans organize themselves: In a pyramid scheme, the ones at the bottom are actually grateful to be at the bottom of the pyramid looking up to their overlords.

117
meteor  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:36:49pm

“Hi, I’m a dumbass,” Fischer said, and went home to watch a special about Queen Elizabeth I.

118
Decatur Deb  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:37:07pm

re: #105 Anymouse

There was a call on my answering machine made a couple days before I got back from Canada. It was my county Democratic Party, asking me to work with them. (Wow! They discovered I exist!)

I made two callbacks to them … heard nothing back yet. (Sinking back into my obscurity… .)

Uhhh..We’re Dems. If they call back, they’re Republicans. Hell, around here if they even pay the phone bill they’re Republicans.

119
HappyWarrior  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:37:52pm

re: #117 meteor

“Hi, I’m a dumbass,” Fischer said, and went home to watch a special about Queen Elizabeth I.

It amazes me how stupid Fischer is. He’s almost like a parody of a Christian fundamentalist.

120
De Kolta Chair  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:38:08pm

re: #111 KGxvi

And same goes for reality TV… which network takes a chance on him now? What happens when they get the Rush Limbaugh advertising reaction (meaning all the major brands stay away)?

There’s talk he’ll start his own cable news channel and it smells like reeks of flop to me, siphoning off money faster than Murdoch’s NY Post loses for News Corp.

121
Brian J.  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:40:17pm

re: #116 freetoken

Linda McMahon recently scheduled a fundraiser for McCain, though I think it had to be called off for some reason.

After the first night of the Republican convention, Drumpfskind apparently contacted Vince McMahon, as, according to Drumpfskind, McMahon thought the opening ceremony thing was impressive.

The likes of the McMahons, just like Drumpfskind, just like Murdoch, and the rest, live a lifestyle far removed from their fans.

It’s one of those odd symbiotic (or is it parasitic) relationships in which humans organize themselves: In a pyramid scheme, the ones at the bottom are actually grateful to be at the bottom of the pyramid looking up to their overlords.

Linda’s already blown close to $100 million of the family’s earnings on two failed bids for the US Senate from Connecticut. Trumpy Dumpy should’ve learned from her mistakes.

122
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:40:23pm

re: #114 Great White Snark

If alcohol were new, just discovered, it would be same as heroin on the schedule.

It’s amazing that of all the drugs people use, alcohol is the only one that we have no idea how it produces the effect it does….

123
Anymouse  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:41:15pm

re: #118 Decatur Deb

Uhhh..We’re Dems. If they call back, they’re Republicans. Hell, around here if they even pay the phone bill they’re Republicans.

Heh.

The (Nebr.) Panhandle Pride organisation held a picnic in Gering last year (the first such event). I was the only elected official there.

As such, the Pride organisation sent me an E-mail while my wife and I were in Churchill, asking if we could come to the organising event for this year’s picnic.

I had to beg off due to the commute, but as we are home now I let them know if there is any last minute issue that comes up to call and I will help if I can.

My wife and I will be at this year’s picnic (she could not go last year due to work).

124
HappyWarrior  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:42:12pm

re: #122 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

It’s amazing that of all the drugs people use, alcohol is the only one that we have no idea how it produces the effect it does….

Well its the one with the industry with the most friends in high places. It’s unbelievable that pot is still illegal in 48 states and on the federal level but marijuana is not. I’m not trying to MBF this but the drug law problems are on both parties though in fairness to Obama, he’s done a lot especially this past year. I’m really hoping that HRC is the one that paves the way for the ultimate federal decriminalization.

125
Dave In Austin  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:42:50pm

Anyone have any insight or background on this?

Hillary Clinton has seizure / convulsions - tries to play it off making fun of seizures CLOSER LOOK

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De Kolta Chair  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:43:55pm

re: #112 teleskiguy

[Embedded content]

THE MINERS, THEY WILL MAKE ME PRESIDENT!

Something tells me Trump would not have supported the miners before, during or after the Ludlow Massacre.
127
Charles Johnson  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:44:26pm

re: #125 Dave In Austin

Anyone have any insight or background on this?

[Embedded content]

Video

Yup. It’s crap.

Video proves Clinton suffering seizures? Not so, I was there.

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De Kolta Chair  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:44:55pm

re: #125 Dave In Austin

Anyone have any insight or background on this?

Snopes to the rescue?

snopes.com

129
HappyWarrior  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:44:58pm

re: #126 De Kolta Chair

[Embedded content]

Something tells me the Molly Maguires wouldn’t have thought much of him. Can’t see my great grandfather thinking much of him either.

130
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:45:34pm

re: #117 meteor

“Hi, I’m a dumbass,” Fischer said, and went home to watch a special about Queen Elizabeth I.

Don’t forget Hatshepsut:

131
HappyWarrior  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:45:51pm

re: #127 Charles Johnson

Yup. It’s crap.

Video proves Clinton suffering seizures? Not so, I was there.

It’s really pathetic how they resort to this shit because they know deep down how fucked up their candidate is.

132
goddamnedfrank  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:45:55pm

re: #122 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

It’s amazing that of all the drugs people use, alcohol is the only one that we have no idea how it produces the effect it does….

We know how alcohol works on the brain.

133
De Kolta Chair  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:47:00pm

re: #129 HappyWarrior

Something tells me the Molly Maguires wouldn’t have thought much of him. Can’t see my great grandfather thinking much of him either.

My grandfather Pat, who was an ironworker and union organizer at Monsanto in Central Massachusetts for most of his life, might’ve let Trump shine his shoes. ;-)

134
HappyWarrior  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:48:31pm

re: #133 De Kolta Chair

My grandfather Pat, who was an ironworker and union organizer at Monsanto in Central Massachusetts for most of his life, might’ve let Trump shine his shoes. ;-)

Ha!

135
Frankie Five Angels  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:49:10pm

re: #131 HappyWarrior

It’s really pathetic how they resort to this shit because they know deep down how fucked up their candidate is.

And it’s only August.

136
Anymouse  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:49:19pm

re: #128 De Kolta Chair

Snopes to the rescue!

snopes.com

Yeah, epilepsy (even if she had it which she doesn’t) is not a disqualifer for office; it is not even a disqualifer for driving (if it is controlled).

Not only is it a poor attempt at a smear on Mrs. Clinton which will convince exactly zero Democrats to switch their vote to the fascist talking yam, it is a slam on every one of us in the nation (millions) with epilepsy.

137
freetoken  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:50:09pm

Are you a “MetroSpiritual”?

The MetroSpiritual: Does your DNA code prove you’re part alien?

Many MetroSpirituals feel different, but are not sure how or why. Some feel they don’t really belong here. Perhaps it’s because Earth has not always been their home planet.

It’s not as farfetched as some may think!

The “Who are we?” and “Why are we here?” has mystified humans for centuries. History is peppered with tales about our genetic relationship to otherworldly beings. Today, some scientists have theorized that it’s true.

[…]

According to one researcher, “We have to come to grips with the unbelievable notion that every life on earth carries genetic code for his extraterrestrial cousin… Our hypothesis is that a higher extraterrestrial life form was engaged in creating new life and planting it on various planets. Earth is just one of them.”

[…]

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freetoken  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:50:41pm

And then we wonder how Drumpfskind can get so many marks…

139
De Kolta Chair  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:51:58pm

re: #115 (((The Engineer Lobuno)))

I still need to finish GoT.

Did you catch any of this last season? That was a good ‘un.

140
HappyWarrior  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:52:25pm

re: #136 Anymouse

Yeah, epilepsy (even if she had it which she doesn’t) is not a disqualifer for office; it is not even a disqualifer for driving (if it is controlled).

Not only is it a poor attempt at a smear on Mrs. Clinton which will convince exactly zero Democrats to switch their vote to the fascist talking yam, it is a slam on every one of us in the nation (millions) with epilepsy.

They just don’t think when they do they do these attacks. Just like the attacks on the Khans.

141
Decatur Deb  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:52:28pm

re: #138 freetoken

And then we wonder how Drumpfskind can get so many marks…

My spirit guide is a sea cucumber.

142
HappyWarrior  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:53:01pm

re: #137 freetoken

Are you a “MetroSpiritual”?

The MetroSpiritual: Does your DNA code prove you’re part alien?

Hey now my 17th great grandfather was from Neptune. Nah, probably just from a coastal part of Ireland.

143
Frankie Five Angels  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:53:02pm

re: #125 Dave In Austin

Good fucking god, these idiots.

144
Charles Johnson  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:54:01pm
146
HappyWarrior  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:55:19pm

re: #145 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

It’s only going to get worse.

147
freetoken  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:55:46pm

Speaking of wrasslin’, I saw in the news stream today that Billy Corgan, of Smashing Pumpkins fame, is now in charge of minor wrestling company TNA.

Corgan is a real wingnut, having been a guest of Alex Jones, and a proponent of the usual wingnut stupidity.

148
(((The Engineer Lobuno)))  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:56:16pm

re: #139 De Kolta Chair

Did you catch any of this last season? That was a good ‘un.

I haven’t. I’ve heard so. I’m eager to see it.

149
HappyWarrior  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:56:39pm

re: #147 freetoken

Speaking of wrasslin’, I saw in the news stream today that Billy Corgan, of Smashing Pumpkins fame, is now in charge of minor wrestling company TNA.

Corgan is a real wingnut, having been a guest of Alex Jones, and a proponent of the usual wingnut stupidity.

That’s too bad honestly. Not a huge fan of their music but I’ve liked some of it. Knew about him being on Jones.

150
Charles Johnson  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:56:49pm
151
TK-421  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:57:00pm

re: #132 goddamnedfrank

We know how alcohol works on the brain.

152
goddamnedfrank  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:57:47pm

re: #136 Anymouse

Yeah, epilepsy (even if she had it which she doesn’t) is not a disqualifer for office; it is not even a disqualifer for driving (if it is controlled).

Not only is it a poor attempt at a smear on Mrs. Clinton which will convince exactly zero Democrats to switch their vote to the fascist talking yam, it is a slam on every one of us in the nation (millions) with epilepsy.

It’s also interesting since the Clinton Campaign has managed to make this election partially a referendum on the rights and dignity of the disabled, following Trump’s mocking of Serge Kovaleski. Which is why several of the speakers at the DNC were disabled. Since they can’t attack Hillary on policy, temperament or experience it seems like conservatives really want this to be the hill they die on.

153
HappyWarrior  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:58:02pm

re: #150 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

I don’t think I can ever recall a time Hannity admitting having been wrong about an attack on the left ever. It’s no wonder why he likes Trump so much.

154
Anymouse  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:58:25pm

re: #140 HappyWarrior

They just don’t think when they do they do these attacks. Just like the attacks on the Khans.

If they continue attacks on people that shouldn’t be attacked at all (Gold Star Families for which I wear my own pin, epilepsy for which I wear my lavender Epilepsy Awareness Pin, &c), I am going to need to get a cape to put on all the pins. /s

155
HappyWarrior  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:58:41pm

re: #152 goddamnedfrank

It’s also interesting since the Clinton Campaign has managed to make this election partially a referendum on the rights and dignity of the disabled, following Trump’s mocking of Serge Kovaleski. Which is why several of the speakers at the DNC were disabled. Since they can’t attack Hillary on policy, temperament or experience it seems like conservatives really want this to be the hill they die on.

I have what’s called an invisible disability. Words can’t express how much I appreciate how the Clinton campaign has focused on persons with disabilities.

156
Frankie Five Angels  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:58:52pm

re: #151 TK-421

That’s what wingnuts will look like around 9:00 on Nov. 8 when the election is called for Hillary.

157
HappyWarrior  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:59:28pm

re: #156 Frankie Five Angels

That’s what wingnuts will look like around 9:00 on Nov. 8 when the election is called for Hillary.

HOW COuLD IT HAPPEN, NO ONE I KNEW VOTED FOR SHILLARY!

158
De Kolta Chair  Aug 12, 2016 • 5:59:43pm

re: #137 freetoken

The MetroSpiritual: Does your DNA code prove you’re part alien?

I suspect that this guy is a RuralSpiritual alien, or ExUrbE.T. if you will:

159
HappyWarrior  Aug 12, 2016 • 6:00:26pm

re: #158 De Kolta Chair

The MetroSpiritual: Does your DNA code prove you’re part alien?

I suspect that this guy is a RuralSpiritual alien:

[Embedded content]

I’m sure that guy is so much fun to be around.

160
makeitstop  Aug 12, 2016 • 6:00:34pm

re: #111 KGxvi

Despite his prior work in the WWE, I seriously doubt the McMahons would invite him back after this year. They’re not going to want the controversyembarrassment that he would bring. They bring back a lot of old timers, but they keep their distance from anyone that would embarrass them from a PR standpoint - once Chyna did porn, she was persona non grata (apparently they wouldn’t even take her calls); Hulk Hogan is probably one of the five most important people in the history of the company and he’s probably not coming back after the Gawker stuff. No way Trump comes back (now, I could see him buying TNA, but that’d end terribly for all involved).

And same goes for reality TV… which network takes a chance on him now? What happens when they get the Rush Limbaugh advertising reaction (meaning all the major brands stay away)?

We are apparently already seeing it with Trump brand hotels and real estate - the hotels are renting rooms at worse rates than competitors, and condos are getting harder and harder to sell.

Hell, they had to discount their ‘gold contributor cards’ from $200 to 49 bucks.

The brand is trash now. But just wait until he loses between 42 and 45 states. We ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

161
freetoken  Aug 12, 2016 • 6:00:41pm

re: #141 Decatur Deb

My spirit guide is a sea cucumber.

From watching all those Okeanos videos, the term I’ve learned is tunicate.

Sea Cucumbers, though, are echinoderms. Also weird things.

162
De Kolta Chair  Aug 12, 2016 • 6:01:38pm

re: #159 HappyWarrior

I’m sure that guy is so much fun to be around.

Funny you should say that because he isn’t. /

163
Skandal  Aug 12, 2016 • 6:01:51pm

Bryan should be advised that women can be trusted by the Marines. Hence, holding political office is equally allowable.

164
HappyWarrior  Aug 12, 2016 • 6:03:11pm

re: #163 Skandal

Bryan should be advised that women can be trusted by the Marines. Hence, holding political office is equally allowable.

[Embedded content]

I still remember when that ass said that a CMOH who got it for saving his comrades “feminized” the CMOH. First off, sexist as shit, and secondly, Bryan’s never served in the military at all as far as I know.

165
nines09  Aug 12, 2016 • 6:04:56pm

re: #158 De Kolta Chair

NO NO NO……It’s YODA! YO-DA! Yoda. Get it straight.

166
Anymouse  Aug 12, 2016 • 6:05:02pm

On New York Trump campaign chair saying that the Khans don’t deserve to be a Gold Star Family:

167
freetoken  Aug 12, 2016 • 6:05:46pm

Speaking of Okeanos, right now they are still somewhere west of Wake:

Camera 1: Okeanos Explorer: Deepwater Wonders of Wake

168
Anymouse  Aug 12, 2016 • 6:11:24pm

Ah, no. Thanks for playing.

169
HappyWarrior  Aug 12, 2016 • 6:12:34pm

re: #168 Anymouse

[Embedded content]

Ah, no. Thanks for playing.

Yeah that’s bullshit considering one Gold Star mother explicitly called out Trump.

170
Jebediah, RBG  Aug 12, 2016 • 6:14:38pm

re: #161 freetoken

One of Chucky’s eight morning pills is sea cucumber extract.

171
Anymouse  Aug 12, 2016 • 6:14:57pm

re: #169 HappyWarrior

Yeah that’s bullshit considering one Gold Star mother explicitly called out Trump.

My mom calls out Trump too, though she doesn’t get a platform from TV to do it.

I call out Trump, which has a large effect in my village of 128. I truly think the Republicans here are either not going to vote for him or vote for Mrs. Clinton.

172
HappyWarrior  Aug 12, 2016 • 6:15:38pm

re: #171 Anymouse

My mom calls out Trump too, though she doesn’t get a platform from TV to do it.

I call out Trump, which has a large effect in my village of 128. I truly think the Republicans here are either not going to vote for him or vote for Mrs. Clinton.

Every small bit counts.

173
Anymouse  Aug 12, 2016 • 6:17:09pm
174
Pawn of the Oppressor  Aug 12, 2016 • 6:19:34pm

re: #137 freetoken

Are you a “MetroSpiritual”?

The MetroSpiritual: Does your DNA code prove you’re part alien?

*blink*

I don’t think I’m metro-anything, but in my perfect universe, whoever invented that word will get a visit from a baseball-bat-toting 1990’s Dennis Leary.

175
Big Beautiful Door  Aug 12, 2016 • 6:23:31pm

re: #51 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

He has taken a whole party down the road to ruin, but he is the one who is going to walk away, dust himself off and actually be in a better position. The Trump brand is now world famous, and right up there with Coca-Cola, Disney, Apple or Amazon in terms of recognition. In that sense, he has truly won.

he is well positioned to do some serious rightwing grifting, which may have been his plan all along; wasn’t he thinking of starting a Trump News Network?

176
Decatur Deb  Aug 12, 2016 • 6:31:23pm

re: #161 freetoken

From watching all those Okeanos videos, the term I’ve learned is tunicate.

Sea Cucumbers, though, are echinoderms. Also weird things.

And tasty in oriental dishes.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 12, 2016 • 6:52:57pm

re: #176 Decatur Deb

And tasty in oriental dishes.

Do they repeat on you like land cucumbers?

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darthstar  Aug 12, 2016 • 8:30:35pm

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