Trump’s “Black Outreach” Pastor Lied About Military Service and Education

Walks out of CNN interview on camera, later admits he fabricated his bio
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Well, you have to admit Donald Trump gets all the best people, tremendous people, really fabulous people to work for him.

For example, Pastor Mark Burns. In his “invocation” at the Republican Convention, Burns called Hillary Clinton and the Democratic Party “the enemy.”

Today on CNN, Burns was interviewed by CNN’s Victor Blackwell — who revealed that much of the biographical information on Burns’ website was an outright lie.

Burns tried to say the website had been hacked, then complained that CNN was trying to destroy his character because he speaks out against “political correctness,” then claimed it was “old information,” then ended up walking out of the interview. Then a little later, he admitted he “overstated” parts of his bio. Tremendous!

South Carolina preacher Mark Burns, who regularly introduces Trump at his campaign events, had listed on his church’s website that he had a Bachelor of Science degree and served six years in the Army Reserve.

Burns, however, was never in the Army Reserve. He was in the South Carolina National Guard, from which he was discharged in 2008, CNN found. As far as a Bachelor’s degree, North Greenville University told CNN he only attended the school for one semester. Burns admitted that he did not finish his degree when CNN asked him about it.

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1
Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 3, 2016 • 11:28:45am

You know I seem to recall there being something in the Bible about false witness…

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wrenchwench  Sep 3, 2016 • 11:30:21am

Takes one to endorse one.

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jaunte  Sep 3, 2016 • 11:33:19am

HACKERS

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BigPapa  Sep 3, 2016 • 11:34:32am
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philosophus invidius  Sep 3, 2016 • 11:36:31am

Lamestream media with their “gotcha” questions.

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Joe Bacon  Sep 3, 2016 • 11:37:25am

Marvelous Mark turns out to be yet another pulpit pimp!

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Sep 3, 2016 • 11:40:18am

National Guard vs Army Reserve is a bit of a peccadillo, but the college degree is an inexcusable outright lie.

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BigPapa  Sep 3, 2016 • 11:42:23am

But he had to lie to get credibility.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 3, 2016 • 11:43:42am

oh boy…

12:25 p.m.

The Oklahoma Corporation Commission has directed dozens of wastewater disposal wells within an approximate 500-square-mile radius of the epicenter the Oklahoma earthquake to shut down.

The commission says about 35 wells are included in the directive, which was issued following the 5.6 magnitude earthquake that struck Saturday morning about nine miles northwest of Pawnee in north-central Oklahoma.

The number of magnitude 3.0 or greater earthquakes has skyrocketed in Oklahoma, from a few dozen in 2012 to more than 900 last year.

Commission spokesman Matt Skinner says the wells were directed to shut down due to scientific links that the increase to the underground disposal of wastewater from oil and gas production induces earthquakes. The commission has previously asked producers to reduce wastewater disposal volumes.

The earthquake ties the record for the strongest earthquake in recorded Oklahoma history. No major damage was reported, and there was one minor injury.

latest update:

BROWNVILLE, Neb. (AP) — The Latest on the large earthquake in Oklahoma (all times local):

1:20 p.m.

Officials at a nuclear power plant in the southeast corner of Nebraska say tremors from the Oklahoma earthquake were felt at the plant.

Nebraska Public Power District’s Cooper Nuclear Station south of Brownville declared an “unusual event” just after 7 a.m. because of the minor tremors.

Officials say there was no damage to the plant or equipment, and no threat to the public or plant personnel occurred. The plant continued operating Saturday, but station personnel increased monitoring of plant equipment, per the plant’s policy.

Station emergency preparedness manager Jim Stough says the nuclear station was built to withstand some earthquakes and other scenarios that are likely to occur in the region.

Officials say local, county, state, and federal agencies were notified of the event.

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jaunte  Sep 3, 2016 • 11:44:16am

re: #8 BigPapa

Just like Trump!

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Charles Johnson  Sep 3, 2016 • 11:46:20am

The LGF Meme Machine is almost ready to launch!

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BigPapa  Sep 3, 2016 • 11:49:05am

Is Meme Machine set in stone? What about Meme-alate? Memeulator?

Looking forward to furthering my Memeology.

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Ia! Ia! Trump Ftaghn! (née Sophist)  Sep 3, 2016 • 11:56:31am

My favorite part is where he gets asked the question, and he just freezes for like ten seconds, and you can almost see the gears spinning in his head as he tries to come up with a response.

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jaunte  Sep 3, 2016 • 11:58:16am

re: #13 Ia! Ia! Trump Ftaghn! (née Sophist)

“Excuse me, I need to go ride around in my van and think for a long while before I give up on the deceptive bio altered by hackers story.”

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:00:07pm

re: #14 jaunte

“Excuse me, I need to go ride around in my van and think for a long while before I give up on the deceptive bio altered by hackers story.”

‘You’ll know I’m telling the truth by my use of the phrase “Yeah, that’s the ticket!” ‘

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lockjawcanbefun  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:00:58pm

He was so great, so stupendous that he finished his program in only one semester. That was so innovative and so amazing that they didn’t have a degree for it at the time.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:02:01pm

re: #15 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

‘You’ll know I’m telling the truth by my use of the phrase “Yeah, that’s the ticket!” ‘

And he’s seen Morgan Fairchild…nekkid…

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A wild WITHAK appeared!  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:03:05pm

re: #12 BigPapa

Is Meme Machine set in stone? What about Meme-alate? Memeulator?

Looking forward to furthering my Memeology.

Meme-o-Tron 3000

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ObserverArt  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:03:37pm

re: #13 Ia! Ia! Trump Ftaghn! (née Sophist)

My favorite part is where he gets asked the question, and he just freezes for like ten seconds, and you can almost see the gears spinning in his head as he tries to come up with a response.

And if you notice, every time he has to come to admit he was a snake he looks down and away from the cameras and interviewer.

Pastor is full of shit. He has just been cut at the knees and he knows it.

He admits in his later statement he was young and wanted to be taken serioulsy so he fudged his whole past.

Guess that won’t work out now, as he will never again be taken seriously by anyone serious.

But I bet he gets rolled out on a Trump stage in week or so. They will say he is the pastor the mainstream media tried to character assassinate and damage as a true Christian that does good works and happens to be a Trump supporter.

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Kragar  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:05:27pm
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TK-421  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:05:53pm

Extreme(ly lame) vetting!!
Good job Trump.

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jaunte  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:06:41pm

re: #19 ObserverArt

But I bet he gets rolled out on a Trump stage in week or so. They will say he is the pastor the mainstream media tried to character assassinate and damage as a true Christian that does good works and happens to be a Trump supporter.

Now he can use that coveted “forgiven sinner” (unfairly mentioned by media) merit badge.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:10:30pm

Fox News is obviously slanting this poll in favor of Trump. Should be zero.

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Rocky-in-Connecticut  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:10:43pm

Trump’s consistent idea of “really good men” are all fraudsters, hucksters, carnival barkers, used car salesmen, con men, and outright liars. In other words, mirror images of Trump himself.

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subterraneanhomesickalien  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:11:30pm

re: #21 TK-421

There has to be a good amount of overlap between Nickleback fans and Trump voters right?

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wrenchwench  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:17:48pm

re: #20 Kragar

[A Fox News host’s “friendly” deportation plan: Mexican camps within the United States:]

[We can send people there in super cool rail road cars, and make them wear little sombrero patches to identify them!]

We did that already, except for the ‘camps’ part. We just dumped them in the desert.

The Bisbee Deportation was the illegal kidnapping and deportation of about 1,300 striking mine workers, their supporters, and citizen bystanders by 2,000 members of a deputized posse on July 12, 1917. The action was orchestrated by Phelps Dodge, the major mining company in the area, which provided lists of workers and others who were to be arrested in Bisbee, Arizona. The arrested were first held at a local baseball park before being loaded onto cattle cars and deported 200 miles (320 km) to Tres Hermanas in New Mexico. The 16-hour journey was through desert without food or water. Once unloaded, the deportees, most without money or transportation, were warned against returning to Bisbee.

As Phelps Dodge, in collusion with the sheriff, had closed down access to outside communications, it was some time before the story was reported. The company presented their action as reducing threats to United States interests in World War I in Europe. The Governor of New Mexico, in consultation with President Woodrow Wilson, provided temporary housing for the deportees. A presidential mediation commission investigated the actions, and in its final report, described the deportation as “wholly illegal and without authority in law, either State or Federal.” [1] Nevertheless, no individual, company, or agency was ever convicted in connection with the deportations.

[…]

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ObserverArt  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:17:59pm

re: #24 Rocky-in-Connecticut

Trump’s consistent idea of “really good men” are all fraudsters, hucksters, carnival barkers, used car salesmen, con men, and outright liars. In other words, mirror images of Trump himself.

His whole career in a few words.

The media continues to treat him as a legit candidate for President of the United States.

I wonder if anyone on TV will have the guts to ever come out and just let it rip about all of the con in the Trump campaign. Sadly, if they do, it will be the night before the election and not even be heard.

But should Trump get elected, just think of all the stories about “How did America Elect Trump - A Flawed Candidate?” And then they will chide all those that voted or didn’t and let this dangerous man get a high office.

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Ia! Ia! Trump Ftaghn! (née Sophist)  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:18:03pm
This isn’t fair, I thought we were doing a profile…

Uh, traditionally a profile involves, you know, profiling someone, i.e. looking into who a person is and what they’ve done. Why are you surprised he checked out your bio?

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Skip Intro  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:19:31pm

This clown destroyed his own character when he agreed to be Trump’s black pimp.

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A wild WITHAK appeared!  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:20:34pm

Wow, that video is just unbelievable.

First, he was hacked. Then, the information was “old.” Then he walks out. And somehow it’s all Hillary’s fault.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:22:53pm

re: #17 Backwoods_Sleuth

And he’s seen Morgan Fairchild…nekkid…

sure it was not Morgan Freeman?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:24:33pm

re: #19 ObserverArt

But I bet he gets rolled out on a Trump stage in week or so. They will say he is the pastor the mainstream media tried to character assassinate and damage as a true Christian that does good works and happens to be a Trump supporter.

and then remind us that Elizabeth Warren lied about being an Indian so there…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:28:07pm

I like my little old Chevy Blazer but despise automatic transmissions.

OTOH, I adore my almost 20-year-old Ford Ranger. It’s all rusty and Backwoods pickup-looking but it has a manual transmission and at least it runs…

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Lancelot Link  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:31:27pm

Wonder how much the Trump Foundation donated to the guy

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William Lewis  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:33:50pm

re: #33 Backwoods_Sleuth

I like my little old Chevy Blazer but despise automatic transmissions.

OTOH, I adore my almost 20-year-old Ford Ranger. It’s all rusty and Backwoods pickup-looking but it has a manual transmission and at least it runs…

Reminds me of how I keep looking for an Chevy S10 that is both not too rusted out _and_ I can actually afford. Not an easy combo since no auto company is making little pickups these days.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:34:22pm

re: #31 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

sure it was not Morgan Freeman?

I hate when that happens….

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:34:52pm

re: #33 Backwoods_Sleuth

I like my little old Chevy Blazer but despise automatic transmissions.

OTOH, I adore my almost 20-year-old Ford Ranger. It’s all rusty and Backwoods pickup-looking but it has a manual transmission and at least it runs…

My first car was a 1984 Ford Ranger, and I had to learn to drive a stick because I had only learned on automatic.

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wrenchwench  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:34:56pm

re: #33 Backwoods_Sleuth

I like my little old Chevy Blazer but despise automatic transmissions.

OTOH, I adore my almost 20-year-old Ford Ranger. It’s all rusty and Backwoods pickup-looking but it has a manual transmission and at least it runs…

Our 22 year old Ranger looks pretty good, but we’re in the market for an automatic transmission. I haven’t driven yet since my accident, and I was already killing it on uphill starts.

I learned to drive in a manual Volkswagen bus. Flunked the test twice; once for killing it.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:36:21pm

Just watched the clip. If he seriously thinks that Trump is going to help “his people” he’s more deluded than Timothy Leary doing acid hits.

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De Kolta Chair  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:40:51pm

FYI

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:44:57pm

re: #35 William Lewis

Reminds me of how I keep looking for an Chevy S10 that is both not too rusted out _and_ I can actually afford. Not an easy combo since no auto company is making little pickups these days.

MrBWS adores his S10 (‘03, manual 5 speed, extended cab). We got another S10 (‘98, manual, fuel pressure switch psychoses, lots of rust and blackberries in the homemade wood-decking bed…yes, it’s a fancy flower pot).

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:49:55pm

re: #40 De Kolta Chair

Wait, Hillary is on record as being an Atheist?

Who knew.

/

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:51:50pm

re: #35 William Lewis

Reminds me of how I keep looking for an Chevy S10 that is both not too rusted out _and_ I can actually afford. Not an easy combo since no auto company is making little pickups these days.

I was going to post a picture of the Cadillac Escalade EXT, with a joke such as “At least the bed is small”, but apparently they quit making it three years ago. Drat!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:58:19pm

Putting the transmission comment in context: my Chevy Blazer decided to get all bitchy on me earlier this week. Out of thin air it went from just usual crankyass to full blown biotch, acting like there’s a clutch waiting for a formal invitation to actually engage gears.

Anyhoo…tranny fluid is very dark and smells like old oil (hint: it’s not supposed to).
Tranny was replaced last year at a local shop and I suspect that the replacement (read=previously owned) tranny wasn’t cleaned out properly and now, here we are.

Holiday weekend project now is to drain, flush, refill, drain and refill again, and see what happens. Oh and replace the filter, etc….

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TedStriker  Sep 3, 2016 • 12:59:34pm

re: #43 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

I was going to post a picture of the Cadillac Escalade EXT, with a joke such as “At least the bed is small”, but apparently they quit making it three years ago. Drat!

When the smallest pickups you can find new/almost new these days (AFAIK, that’d be the Nissan Frontier) are almost as big as a full-size pickup from 15-20 years ago, you know it’s ridiculous.

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Jenner7  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:04:01pm

“Donald Trump and I are both going to release our tax returns,” Pence pledged. “I’ll release mine in the next week.”

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:07:53pm

re: #45 TedStriker

When the smallest pickups you can find new/almost new these days (AFAIK, that’d be the Nissan Frontier) are almost as big as a full-size pickup from 15-20 years ago, you know it’s ridiculous.

My old Ford Ranger was great. I had the back fixed up with a camper shell that was roomy enough for 1 or 2 people, it got great mileage and never let me down.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:11:14pm

re: #46 Jenner7

“Donald Trump and I are both going to release our tax returns,” Pence pledged. “I’ll release mine in the next week.”

Pence may-but Hair Furor? I will be genuinely surprised if Trump releases his returns, and will also be equally suspicious of its contents, given what we have seen emanating from The Trump Organization to date.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:12:01pm

re: #47 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

My old Ford Ranger was great. I had the back fixed up with a camper shell that was roomy enough for 1 or 2 people, it got great mileage and never let me down.

Tailgate rusted up so much it fell off my Ranger a few years ago…but I still have the Fiberglas bed cap!

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wrenchwench  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:14:21pm

re: #44 Backwoods_Sleuth

Putting the transmission comment in context: my Chevy Blazer decided to get all bitchy on me earlier this week. Out of thin air it went from just usual crankyass to full blown biotch, acting like there’s a clutch waiting for a formal invitation to actually engage gears.

Anyhoo…tranny fluid is very dark and smells like old oil (hint: it’s not supposed to).
Tranny was replaced last year at a local shop and I suspect that the replacement (read=previously owned) tranny wasn’t cleaned out properly and now, here we are.

Holiday weekend project now is to drain, flush, refill, drain and refill again, and see what happens. Oh and replace the filter, etc….

I was gonna say how much easier bicycles are, but a guy asked me a couple weeks ago whether the two speed kickback hub worked on the 1962 Schwinn Racer on the floor. So I racked it up to find out, and I couldn’t get the crank to turn. So I overhaul the crank, it spins fine, but when I put the rear wheel back on, it still wouldn’t turn. I took the hub apart. I’ve overhauled lots of coaster brakes and some three speed hubs, and some three speed coaster brake hubs, but this is my first kickback two speed coaster brake hub. There’s a tool I’ve been getting along without for all these years. Fortunately, there’s also a work-around. The pieces are soaking in Simple Green, except for the broken bearings. They’re getting tossed, as soon as I figure out how many are represented by all those pieces.

I have another bike with this hub on the floor. It clearly does not work. This may give me the courage to open ot up, if this one works when I’m done with it.

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Tigger2  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:14:28pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:15:15pm

re: #48 Eric The Fruit Bat

Pence may-but Hair Furor? I will be genuinely surprised if Trump releases his returns, and will also be equally suspicious of its contents, given what we have seen emanating from The Trump Organization to date.

His accountant will release a summary, saying that his wealth is astonishingly excellent, and he makes a gazillion dollars a year, and he’s worth more than Bill Gates and Warren Buffett combined, plus he give several times as much to charity as the entire Gates Foundation, but he does it anonymously because he doesn’t like to toot his own horn.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:15:58pm

Dental Patient Thinks Gun Is Phone, Shoots Self
He was under the influence of nitrous oxide at the time

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:17:09pm

re: #44 Backwoods_Sleuth

Putting the transmission comment in context: my Chevy Blazer decided to get all bitchy on me earlier this week. Out of thin air it went from just usual crankyass to full blown biotch, acting like there’s a clutch waiting for a formal invitation to actually engage gears.

Anyhoo…tranny fluid is very dark and smells like old oil (hint: it’s not supposed to).
Tranny was replaced last year at a local shop and I suspect that the replacement (read=previously owned) tranny wasn’t cleaned out properly and now, here we are.

Holiday weekend project now is to drain, flush, refill, drain and refill again, and see what happens. Oh and replace the filter, etc….

Wait - you mean you can’t just use the same 10W40 in the crankcase, the automatic transmission, and the differential?
////

ETA: Everytime I see “biotch”, I think “Biotech”.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:18:43pm

re: #53 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Dental Patient Thinks Gun Is Phone, Shoots Self
He was under the influence of nitrous oxide at the time

Was the gun ringing?
///

What? Too soon?

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De Kolta Chair  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:18:56pm

re: #42 Eclectic Cyborg

Wait, Hillary is on record as being an Atheist?

Who knew.

/

Yes, it was a 45 rpm on the Stax label, if I recall incorrectly. ///

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wrenchwench  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:19:03pm

re: #54 Blind Frog Belly White

Wait - you mean you can’t just use the same 10W40 in the crankcase, the automatic transmission, and the differential?
////

On your bike’s chain, too!

/seen it done, only they said it was 30 weight.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:19:11pm

re: #54 Blind Frog Belly White

Wait - you mean you can’t just use the same 10W40 in the crankcase, the automatic transmission, and the differential?
////

Just don’t put Ford-spec fluid in any other kind of car. [/geezer reference]

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:20:54pm

re: #57 wrenchwench

On your bike’s chain, too!

/seen it done, only they said it was 30 weight.

Sounds like a great way to attract and hold grit!

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Tigger2  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:21:43pm
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wrenchwench  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:21:50pm

re: #59 Blind Frog Belly White

Sounds like a great way to attract and hold grit!

Plus, it spatters all over the rest of the bike, so it won’t rust!

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:24:42pm

James Fallows of The Atlantic has been doing Trump blog post series called “Trump Time Capsule”. In his latest dispatch, he calls out the media (specifically the NYTimes) for how they are reporting on this campaign-and he noticed that the online vs. print versions don’t necessarily jive.

In short, Fallows states that today’s media is undermining our democracy-and he’s having none of that:

In between those two events, the print edition of the NYT ran the lead story you see in the opening image, which it essentially rewrote in its online editions. This led to the oddity of the printed paper I held in my hand saying the exact opposite of what the online version of the “same” story appeared to say, “Dewey Defeats Truman”-style. That is: the print version says that Trump is “shelving” his deportation plans and making a dramatic shift away from a hard-line tone on Mexicans and immigrants. The online version says the reverse.

Timing and deadline problems are built-in challenges for journalism. What I found significant in this case was not the detailed mistake (of Trump shelving his plan, when he was not ) nor the larger conceptual error (that Trump was making “a spirited bid for undecided American voters to see him anew”). Rather it was the seeming demonstration of the journalistic instinct to be on the lookout for a “spirited bid” like this, since it is what reporters think “should” be taking place, since this is what a “normal” candidate would do. Political reporters love the details of a race. I love these details myself. They respect (if sometimes dislike) people who know the rules and play to win, much as sportswriters have to respect (if dislike) Bill Belichick. They know that the savvy move for the skillful professional would be a pivot to the center, so they’re looking for it to occur.

Again, deadline snafus happen to everyone in journalism. What’s interesting is that the quirk of timing seems to have revealed a readiness to start treating Trump as a “normal” candidate. It’s also interesting that the Times’s editorial page, which presumably labors under deadline pressures at least as great as those for Page 1 news, had a very tough lead editorial in that same print issue, which was not thrown off by any notion of a pivot.

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Romantic Heretic  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:24:58pm

re: #20 Kragar

And the uplifting motto on the entrance to the camps will be, “Work makes you free.”

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:25:06pm

re: #57 wrenchwench

Want to get into a fight about oils, just go on a watch repair forum and ask if you can use any old oil on watches. It’s like the old days on bike forums, when you just had to say ‘helmet’ to start a fight.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:25:31pm

re: #61 wrenchwench

Plus, it spatters all over the rest of the bike, so it won’t rust!

including on your rims, so you can’t stop!

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:26:10pm

re: #63 Romantic Heretic

And the uplifting motto on the entrance to the camps will be, “Work makes you free.”

“Would you like Arbeit Macht Freis with that?”

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:26:23pm

re: #64 Blind Frog Belly White

It’s like the old days on bike forums, when you just had to say ‘helmet’ to start a fight.

Biopace! (ducks)

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Maxwell Not So Smart  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:28:08pm

Sure Trump and his surrogates lie just about every time they move their lips but Hillary had email so there!

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:30:19pm

re: #67 Eric The Fruit Bat

Biopace! (ducks)

Yeah, but everybody hates those. Helmets used to cause virtual fisticuffs between proponents and opponents. The opponents said, “The pros will never wear ‘em!”

Of course, they also said that about aluminum frames. And carbon fiber.

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wrenchwench  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:30:45pm

re: #64 Blind Frog Belly White

Want to get into a fight about oils, just go on a watch repair forum and ask if you can use any old oil on watches. It’s like the old days on bike forums, when you just had to say ‘helmet’ to start a fight.

I’m on a well-moderated forum that lets no h*lmet posts through.

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Romantic Heretic  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:37:10pm

re: #26 wrenchwench

Thanks for the history lesson.

Isn’t it sickening what people will do for ‘freedom’?

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:37:13pm

Speaking of bikes, I have to go wash Dreadnought and Plastic Fantastic.

Dreadnought
Plastic Fantastic
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wrenchwench  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:40:35pm
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stpaulbear  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:41:11pm

re: #22 jaunte

Now he can use that coveted “forgiven sinner” (unfairly mentioned by media) merit badge.

He already played the ‘Jesus has forgiven me’ card after recently posting a cartoon which depicted Hillary in blackface.

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stpaulbear  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:44:17pm

re: #9 Backwoods_Sleuth

oh boy…
latest update:

So have they determined why bedrock destabilization is Obama’s fault yet? What a fracking mess.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:45:33pm

re: #72 Blind Frog Belly White

I bought a Giant Cypress LX (2006) with full disc brakes. Had it in the local store for a tune-up a few years back. I’d be lucky if it had 200 miles total.

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Romantic Heretic  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:47:13pm

re: #74 stpaulbear

He already played the ‘Jesus has forgiven me’ card after recently posting a cartoon which depicted Hillary in blackface.

“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.” - Emo Philips.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:47:19pm

re: #72 Blind Frog Belly White

The bike in question:

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Maxwell Not So Smart  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:52:54pm

re: #72 Blind Frog Belly White

Love that full frame pump. Haven’t seen 1 of those in years. Would love to find 1 like that to fit in the rear triangle of my bike. Pressure has been pushing me toward getting those little CO2 canisters and trying them. Have had 3 flats so far this season. Riding home on 50psi tires after spending 15 minutes of pumping with my mini-pump is getting sort of tired.

BTW any cyclist that hasn’t seen this you’re welcome:

velominati.com

I got the book after reading the rules. Hilarious.

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stpaulbear  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:52:58pm

re: #67 Eric The Fruit Bat

Biopace! (ducks)

I’ve got two old bikes in the garage that have biopace chainrings - A Trek 420 and a Specialized Rockhopper. I rode a LOT when I bought them but never thought that anything was weird about them. I guess I wasn’t that fussy.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:54:47pm

re: #73 wrenchwench

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omg…I’m dying here…

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Charles Johnson  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:57:47pm

Sneak preview!

The LGF Meme Machine

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stpaulbear  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:58:10pm

re: #69 Blind Frog Belly White

Yeah, but everybody hates those. Helmets used to cause virtual fisticuffs between proponents and opponents. The opponents said, “The pros will never wear ‘em!”

Of course, they also said that about aluminum frames. And carbon fiber.

I had to buy a helmet after the emergency room nurse made me promise to get one after receiving about 30 stitches in my side. Someone threw their car door open in front of me and I got shish-kabobbed by the top corner of the door window. Now I won’t ride anything without a helmet.

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Tigger2  Sep 3, 2016 • 1:58:45pm
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PhillyPretzel  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:04:31pm

ahh. Home. Bus from King of Prussia and Market-Frankford line (train) almost uneventful. Frankford Transportation Center (Bridge-Pratt) me and my fellow passengers were treated to an arrest. Thank G-d I have Downton Abbey on my iphone.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:09:36pm
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Charles Johnson  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:11:24pm

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PhillyPretzel  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:11:54pm

re: #87 Charles Johnson

perfect caption.

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Shiplord Kirel  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:11:56pm

Ohio man accidentally shoots himself during dentist appointment

COLUMBUS (WCMH) — A New Carlisle, Ohio man is recovering after accidentally shooting himself during a dentist appointment.

72-year-old James White was under nitrous oxide at New Carlisle Dental Group when he thought he heard his phone ring, went to grab it, but accidentally grabbed his pistol and fired the weapon, sending a bullet through his hand and grazing his stomach.

No one else was injured in the incident.

“If you’re going to be put under nitrous, then you think twice about taking your gun into the dental office,” said a neighbor who lives near the dentist office.

Lemme guess: Concealed caries.

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Stanley Sea  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:13:29pm

re: #73 wrenchwench

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I watched that the other day. At first glance of your post I LOL’d.

hahhahahaha

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FormerDirtDart  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:14:29pm

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austin_blue  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:16:12pm

re: #89 Shiplord Kirel

Ohio man accidentally shoots himself during dentist appointment

Lemme guess: Concealed caries.

Jeez, Shiplord, what’s that smell in here?

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CleverToad  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:18:12pm

re: #89 Shiplord Kirel

Lemme guess: Concealed caries.

Five points and an upding for this

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William Lewis  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:19:24pm

re: #89 Shiplord Kirel

Ohio man accidentally shoots himself during dentist appointment

Lemme guess: Concealed caries.

One of the biggest market is elderly men and women who are told by Fox and company that criminals are everywhere. Now, the sad part is that if threatened, the elderly generally are unable to resist short of a firearm but the propaganda ministry has made the threat seem much much worse than it is for most places in this nation. Hence they’re convinced they have to carry to be safe from the mexicans and blacks who are just “rampaging” in the streets. < spit > Allowing your elders to watch Fox should be considered abuse.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:22:51pm

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lockjawcanbefun  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:25:45pm

re: #64 Blind Frog Belly White

Give me a good old-fashioned Joel vs. Mike thread any day.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:26:51pm

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:35:25pm

re: #82 Charles Johnson

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:35:53pm

re: #82 Charles Johnson

How about case support?

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Anymouse  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:38:38pm

North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory will not release his birth certificate after it was revealed the gender on his birth certificate was left blank.

huffingtonpost.com

He claims his birth certificate is a private and not political matter.

He still supports bill HB2 that requires people to use the restroom on their birth certificate and not the gender they identify with.

If it is true there is no gender on his birth certificate, the law would presumably bar him from using any public bathroom.

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FormerDirtDart  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:40:16pm

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Anymouse  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:42:25pm

It would appear Huffington Post reprinted a parody Website.

That said, it’s still funny.

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Bear  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:43:05pm

re: #33 Backwoods_Sleuth

Best Ranger I had was the 1987 DIESEL 4X4 manual

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thedopefishlives  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:44:27pm

Evening Lizardim.

*collapses in a green puddle of dopefish goo*

How go things among the lizardfolk on this cool, gorgeous fall day?

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:45:46pm

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Snarknado!  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:45:48pm

re: #104 thedopefishlives

Evening Lizardim.

*collapses in a green puddle of dopefish goo*

How go things among the lizardfolk on this cool, gorgeous fall day?

Green?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:46:18pm

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jeffreyw  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:47:03pm

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:50:05pm

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Dave In Austin  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:50:28pm

Because…..

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Skip Intro  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:53:46pm

re: #107 Eclectic Cyborg

Jeezus!

Use the private tag, dammit!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:56:33pm

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thedopefishlives  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:58:17pm

re: #106 Snarknado!

Green?

The original dopefish (see my avatar) is green. I colored that one pink because, well, communist pinko dopefish.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Sep 3, 2016 • 2:59:42pm
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BigPapa  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:03:06pm

Halal tacos. Not only delicious but will drive Los Talibanos Patriatados mas loco.

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ninja cat  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:03:09pm

re: #107 Eclectic Cyborg

His beard is eating his face. I think something like this was in a Stephen King book.

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Tigger2  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:05:55pm

How do you drop an image

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Charles Johnson  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:06:41pm

re: #117 Tigger2

How do you drop an image

Just drag an image from your desktop and drop it on that button to upload it.

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Tigger2  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:07:44pm

ok thanks

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Charles Johnson  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:08:07pm

I just added a button to let you open your Image Library and insert any image from it to use as a meme.

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Snarknado!  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:09:50pm

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Tigger2  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:10:25pm

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Snarknado!  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:10:33pm

…but is there some trick to make it accept punctuation marks?

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:12:38pm

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:14:04pm

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Charles Johnson  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:14:51pm

Oh man, these are some good memes y’all are posting.

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jeffreyw  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:15:32pm

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Skip Intro  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:15:58pm

re: #116 ninja cat

His beard is eating his face. I think something like this was in a Stephen King book.

Next he’ll grow out his nose hair and third eyebrow and blend them into the mix

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jaunte  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:17:39pm

testing

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Snarknado!  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:17:49pm

(Second try…)

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Snarknado!  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:18:15pm

There has to be a happy medium….

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Shiplord Kirel  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:18:53pm

HILLARY COMING OUT! According to Trump’s own rt.com, the National Enquirer, that is. Clinton’s Lesbian Twist

After 40 years in a sham marriage, Hillary Clinton could be on the verge of confessing: “I am a lesbian!” It’s a shocking scenario that has often been secretly considered by her top campaign strategists.

Quite a few commenters think there is more, much more, as though the Enquirer might be guilty of politically correct restraint:

Well I could care less about her sexuality, that isn’t necessarily important in choosing a president. What does bother me though is the Alcoholism, her battle? Is it really that bad?

Hillary’s sexuality is nothing compared to her most recent sworn statements concerning her state of mind. She has dementia to a degree most voters will see her as unfit for service,

Dementia? Alcoholism? So far her habit of eating kittens has not been mentioned but remember that Obama was actually accused of eating dogs.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:19:48pm

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thedopefishlives  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:23:08pm

re: #126 Charles Johnson

Oh man, these are some good memes y’all are posting.

You give us the best toys. It would be irresponsible not to use them to their full capacity.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:24:09pm

re: #130 Snarknado!

OK, so… how did you end up with such a tiny image?

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philosophus invidius  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:24:26pm

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Snarknado!  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:24:38pm

Happy medium found.

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Stanley Sea  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:24:44pm
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Snarknado!  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:25:16pm

re: #135 Charles Johnson

OK, so… how did you end up with such a tiny image?

Resized it too small.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:25:38pm

re: #138 Stanley Sea

let me guess: staffed by nothing but busty female interns.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:28:31pm

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Stanley Sea  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:29:19pm

re: #140 Eclectic Cyborg

let me guess: staffed by nothing but busty female interns.

Fraud.

Meredith McIver is his accountant.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:30:11pm

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De Kolta Chair  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:30:37pm

Parishioners were not impressed by Trump’s lame rendition of James Brown’s famous cape routine

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:31:23pm

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Stanley Sea  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:32:28pm

OK, I’ve got my meme, where is the “post this” button?

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Stanley Sea  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:33:18pm

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:34:02pm

re: #146 Stanley Sea

Click on the “save to Image Library” button and it will appear there.

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Stanley Sea  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:34:22pm

re: #148 Eric The Fruit Bat

Click on the “save to Image Library” button and it will appear there.

figured it. Thanks!

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:35:46pm

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jaunte  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:37:35pm

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:39:29pm

re: #144 De Kolta Chair

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heh…
called that one earlier today…

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Stanley Sea  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:40:35pm

Can we upload from our own photo files - not saved in the image library?

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:46:14pm
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Charles Johnson  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:47:53pm

re: #153 Stanley Sea

Can we upload from our own photo files - not saved in the image library?

Yes, just drag it from your desktop and drop it on the big button that says “Drop An Image Here!”

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PhillyPretzel  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:48:11pm

re: #154 Eric The Fruit Bat

That gives a whole new meaning to WYSIWYG.

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jeffreyw  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:52:08pm

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Anymouse  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:52:33pm

You know, I’m really getting tired of all the faux outrage from conservative keyboard warriors butthurt over 49ers QB Colin Kaepernick not standing for the National Anthem, claiming it is disrespect of the military and veterans.

a) The National Anthem is not a song for the military or veterans
b) They do not speak for we veterans and thousands of us are asking them to quit (we can speak for ourselves)
c) I affirmed I would uphold the Constitution, not a song
d) There is an Amendment before number two.
e) More projection on their part: They need their safe space without something uncomfortable to face

My time in the Navy was not spent as a cover for their racism.

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fern01  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:53:48pm

re: #46 Jenner7

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“Donald Trump and I are both going to release our tax returns,” Pence pledged. “I’ll release mine in the next week.”

If it’s a trump supporter - and it’s talking - it is lying. Pence has no clue about the man he is supporting as VP nominee.

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jeffreyw  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:56:12pm

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Anymouse  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:56:49pm

Jim Wright at Stonekettle Station just published another one of his excellent posts, this time on Colin Kaepernick:

stonekettle.com

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:58:11pm

re: #161 Anymouse

That may have been the one George Takei shared on FB the other day.

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jeffreyw  Sep 3, 2016 • 3:58:14pm

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jeffreyw  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:02:28pm

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Archangelus  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:07:37pm

Testing:

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William Lewis  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:08:24pm

re: #158 Anymouse

My time in the Navy was not spent as a cover for their racism.

Nor my 16 years in Army green that I chose to end early because my back and knees were shot and the Clinton drawdown was going on.

But the letter from that local stadium Police pissed me off the most. Fuckers are protesting their “lack of racism” just a bit too much for me to believe them.

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Stanley Sea  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:09:12pm

re: #155 Charles Johnson

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EVEN MORE LAME ASS. I Figured it out.

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Stanley Sea  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:10:28pm

Edited comment above.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:11:40pm

re: #167 Stanley Sea

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Stanley Sea  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:12:58pm

re: #169 Charles Johnson

I watched. Thank you!

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PhillyPretzel  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:14:41pm

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wrenchwench  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:23:57pm

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:24:51pm

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jeffreyw  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:25:00pm

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TK-421  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:33:59pm

That font is perfect.

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jeffreyw  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:36:13pm

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A Cranky One  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:37:01pm

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Anymouse  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:38:17pm

re: #162 Eclectic Cyborg

That may have been the one George Takei shared on FB the other day.

He expanded on the original Facebook post.

Mr. Wright was in a different part of the Navy than I was. Had he been stationed on the ships or at the shore stations I was, he would have been the sort of officer that would have commanded great respect from me, the kind of person I would have been proud to serve with.

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PhillyPretzel  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:38:33pm

re: #177 A Cranky One

And he is constantly forgetting his Mensa card.

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gocart mozart  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:42:39pm
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Anymouse  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:44:18pm

re: #180 PhillyPretzel

And he is constantly forgetting his Mensa card.

He can borrow my wife’s, for a price. He’s good for the money, right? /s

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Snarknado!  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:46:55pm

Thank you, Charles, for the lovely new toy.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:49:34pm

re: #181 gocart mozart

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jeffreyw  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:52:05pm

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:54:56pm

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PhillyPretzel  Sep 3, 2016 • 4:55:49pm

re: #186 Eric The Fruit Bat

That is the perfect kitty.

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Skip Intro  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:00:08pm

Dr. Carson talks about Trump’s black outreach today.

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Skip Intro  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:00:57pm
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gocart mozart  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:01:04pm
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gocart mozart  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:02:33pm
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gocart mozart  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:05:23pm
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jeffreyw  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:09:31pm

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:11:55pm

re: #186 Eric The Fruit Bat

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mah Stinkeye kitteh…

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gocart mozart  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:15:20pm
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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:15:26pm

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:16:15pm

re: #79 Maxwell Not So Smart

Love that full frame pump. Haven’t seen 1 of those in years. Would love to find 1 like that to fit in the rear triangle of my bike. Pressure has been pushing me toward getting those little CO2 canisters and trying them. Have had 3 flats so far this season. Riding home on 50psi tires after spending 15 minutes of pumping with my mini-pump is getting sort of tired.

BTW any cyclist that hasn’t seen this you’re welcome:

velominati.com

I got the book after reading the rules. Hilarious.

There’s no place for a frame pump on the Bianchi, so I carry a CO2 charger and 2 canisters. Funny thing is, I used to get flats all the time on rides. Now I don’t, even though I’m riding on the same roads. I don’t know whether they’re less crap on the road (seems unlikely) or the tires are more puncture resistant (I did switch to Contis a few years back), but whatever it is, I’m happy with it. Especially after that time I destroyed a $40 tire (2001 prices) within the first 200 yards of use!

That’s not to say I don’t get flats. It’s just that they aren’t happening on the ride. I still get the slow leakers that go flat in the garage.

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retired cynic  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:16:26pm

re: #194 Backwoods_Sleuth

mah Stinkeye kitteh…

Still the best!

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Snarknado!  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:18:13pm

re: #198 retired cynic

Still the best!

Tied with Charles’s clumpy-firred white, I’d say.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:20:48pm

re: #195 gocart mozart

How fast was this duck going?

Depends on whether the duck was fully laden. Here’s a pdf tool to figure it out for yourself:

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Stanley Sea  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:21:39pm

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sagehen  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:23:16pm
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Charles Johnson  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:26:12pm
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FormerDirtDart  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:28:03pm

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Eventual Carrion  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:31:07pm

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FormerDirtDart  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:32:03pm
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Charles Johnson  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:32:53pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:37:53pm

re: #207 Charles Johnson

BBC World Service broadcast clips from Trump’s Detroit event during their 30-minute updates. His tone was definitely muted, but I’m unable to find a complete source of his presentation.

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jeffreyw  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:43:09pm

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:50:35pm

Can we get a perma-link to the meme generator somewhere on the comments page?

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Stanley Sea  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:53:46pm

Only one year ago.

This election is insane.

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teleskiguy  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:55:19pm

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nines09  Sep 3, 2016 • 5:59:42pm

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:00:41pm

re: #202 sagehen

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Reading the adjectives in reverse order is hysterical.

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teleskiguy  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:05:05pm

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nines09  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:07:40pm

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Charles Johnson  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:10:58pm

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Dave In Austin  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:13:51pm

Is Burning Man this weekend? Strange things are showing up in my twitter feed.

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teleskiguy  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:13:58pm

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teleskiguy  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:14:19pm

re: #218 Dave In Austin

Is Burning Man this weekend? Strange things are showing up in my twitter feed.

They burn the man tonight. The temple tomorrow night.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:14:33pm
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gocart mozart  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:15:05pm
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Dave In Austin  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:15:11pm

re: #220 teleskiguy

They burn the man tonight. The temple tomorrow night.

No wonder……

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teleskiguy  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:15:23pm

The Meme Machine is - in Seinfeld parlance - gold, Jerry, GOLD!

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Skip Intro  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:16:52pm
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gocart mozart  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:18:52pm
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Archangelus  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:19:42pm

...

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Charles Johnson  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:19:42pm

re: #210 Eclectic Cyborg

Can we get a perma-link to the meme generator somewhere on the comments page?

I’m going to [cough] formally launch it tomorrow, at which time I’ll add a link to the FUN menu.

Every website should have a FUN menu.

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nines09  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:20:21pm

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:20:43pm

re: #228 Charles Johnson

I’m going to [cough] formally launch it tomorrow, at which time I’ll add a link to the FUN menu.

Every website should have a FUN menu.

LGF is a trailblazer.

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gocart mozart  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:23:05pm

Trump and Omarosa rock out in church. Ben Carson checks his phone:

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teleskiguy  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:24:16pm

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nines09  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:24:34pm

re: #225 Skip Intro

That is about as painful a soul less self absorbed piece of dead cabbage can look. Get down, you funky dead cabbage, you. Hell. Slide that funky rhythms, you percolating leaky hose. Uh! Steaming! Ah! Get down. Uh.

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Anymouse  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:24:50pm

I wanna generate a meme. Can’t find the beta version of the generator. All these posts are a hoot.

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nines09  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:25:50pm

re: #234 Anymouse

right here

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Archangelus  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:25:53pm

re: #234 Anymouse

I wanna generate a meme. Can’t find the beta version of the generator. All these posts are a hoot.

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PhillyPretzel  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:26:21pm
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Anymouse  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:26:22pm

re: #235 nines09

Thanks.

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Snarknado!  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:26:22pm

re: #234 Anymouse

…never mind. PhillyPretzel beat me to it.

ETA And Archangelus. Gotta be quick around here.

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Archangelus  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:27:21pm

Bah, beaten to the post by less than 3 seconds…

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Skip Intro  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:27:35pm

re: #233 nines09

I like the Ben Carson checking his phone version.

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gocart mozart  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:27:56pm

This.

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Archangelus  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:28:18pm

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:29:11pm

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Skip Intro  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:29:18pm
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Archangelus  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:30:05pm
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Anymouse  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:30:40pm

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Archangelus  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:30:44pm

Argh, not again… ok calling it for the night… xD

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nines09  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:32:01pm

re: #241 Skip Intro

I like the Ben Carson checking his phone version.

I like the painfully aware of being watched and filmed jackleg dipstick soul less never felt a rhythm in his dysfunctional life version. I like the side eye and the self awareness he’s drowning in.

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Stanley Sea  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:32:59pm

re: #248 Archangelus

Argh, not again… ok calling it for the night… xD

I felt you when that happened.

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gocart mozart  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:33:38pm
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Skip Intro  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:33:53pm

re: #249 nines09

I saw that he brought that horrible Katrina person too.

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nines09  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:36:17pm

re: #252 Skip Intro

I saw that he brought that horrible Katrina person too.

I would say something witty. But I’m all out of witty.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:38:29pm

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Charles Johnson  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:38:40pm
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teleskiguy  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:39:31pm

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Anymouse  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:40:40pm

re: #256 teleskiguy

Even if we give him a pass on the wayward space it doesn’t make sense.

The whole city of Benghazi died?

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Archangelus  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:40:59pm

In case you missed it, Billy West’s #MakeAmericaBrannigan strikes again - Dr. Zoidberg edition!

Part 1:

Part 2:

Part 3:

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Charles Johnson  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:42:16pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:42:59pm

re: #256 teleskiguy

I would like to think this is someone trolling the conspiracy nuts.

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Stanley Sea  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:43:55pm

haha. Life @ chez SS

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Charles Johnson  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:44:35pm
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Eventual Carrion  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:45:35pm

I feel I got cheated at the fair this afternoon, and not even by the games on the midway. Wife and I are walking through one of the exhibition halls and we come upon a Gideons International booth. I smile at the guy and say hi and he asks me if I would like one of the pocket bibles he has in a stack on the table. I say sure and put it in my shirt pocket when he handed it to me. Little while later as the wife and I were sitting eating Italian hot sausage sandwiches (they were good, and try apple fries sometime too) I pulled the “bible” out of my pocket. It is only the New Testament (with Psalms and Proverbs). I told my wife, jokingly, that is why I don’t trust religion because they are always lying to me (wife is a church going Lutheran). She just shook her head.

Do Gideon “bibles” in hotel rooms have the Old Testament? I never remember ever pulling one out to look.

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gocart mozart  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:47:49pm
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teleskiguy  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:50:06pm

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teleskiguy  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:55:25pm

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Stanley Sea  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:56:34pm

Don’t think this has been posted yet.

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William Lewis  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:56:35pm

re: #263 Eventual Carrion

I feel I got cheated at the fair this afternoon, and not even by the games on the midway. Wife and I are walking through one of the exhibition halls and we come upon a Gideons International booth. I smile at the guy and say hi and he asks me if I would like one of the pocket bibles he has in a stack on the table. I say sure and put it in my shirt pocket when he handed it to me. Little while later as the wife and I were sitting eating Italian hot sausage sandwiches (they were good, and try apple fries sometime too) I pulled the “bible” out of my pocket. It is only the New Testament (with Psalms and Proverbs). I told my wife, jokingly, that is why I don’t trust religion because they are always lying to me (wife is a church going Lutheran). She just shook her head.

Do Gideon “bibles” in hotel rooms have the Old Testament? I never remember ever pulling one out to look.

Yeah, the little pocket ones are only the NT though the hotel ones have both. No apocrypha unfortunately (lots of Sirach in the daily office for us Anglicans of late) so I still have to have my own along. If I want a NT only book, I have my delightful copy of the Jewish Annotated New Testament edited by Amy-Jill Levine which gives lots
of interesting historical context.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 3, 2016 • 6:59:57pm

re: #263 Eventual Carrion

Do Gideon “bibles” in hotel rooms have the Old Testament? I never remember ever pulling one out to look.

Colors of Testaments distributed

The covers of the New Testaments distributed by Gideons are color-coded based on which groups they are meant for:
Orange: given in sidewalk distribution[6]
Green: for college/university students
Red: for in-school distribution to Middle/High school students
Digital Camouflage/Desert Camouflage: for the military[6]
Dark blue: printed in a foreign language[6]
White: for medical professionals
Light blue: for distribution by the Auxiliary only[6]
Brown: for facilities distributions, (for witnessing in prisons and jails by Gideons)[6]
Burgundy: personal worker’s testaments (for individual witnessing by Gideons)[6]
Periwinkle: personal worker’s testaments (for individual witnessing by the Auxiliary)

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gocart mozart  Sep 3, 2016 • 7:02:11pm
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Stanley Sea  Sep 3, 2016 • 7:04:15pm

re: #267 Stanley Sea

sigh

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 3, 2016 • 7:05:38pm

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teleskiguy  Sep 3, 2016 • 7:07:17pm

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gocart mozart  Sep 3, 2016 • 7:10:59pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 3, 2016 • 7:23:05pm

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teleskiguy  Sep 3, 2016 • 7:24:22pm

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 3, 2016 • 7:31:50pm

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gocart mozart  Sep 3, 2016 • 7:34:03pm
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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Sep 3, 2016 • 7:44:51pm

Did y’all already see this? The Chinese snubbed Obama by not providing a red-carpet welcome at the Hangzhou airport.

theguardian.com

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retired cynic  Sep 3, 2016 • 7:52:31pm

re: #285 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

Did y’all already see this? The Chinese snubbed Obama by not providing a red-carpet welcome at the Hangzhou airport.

theguardian.com

What can we do back, if anything?

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Sep 3, 2016 • 7:57:13pm

re: #286 retired cynic

What can we do back, if anything?

XI has already visited the US, so I’m not sure at this point. Maybe stage more Navy exercises in the South China Sea.

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retired cynic  Sep 3, 2016 • 7:58:10pm

re: #287 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

XI has already visited the US, so I’m not sure at this point. Maybe stage more Navy exercises in the South China Sea.

I don’t think I’m diplomatic. I would have directed the plane to fly right on out of there. Grrrrr.

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Skip Intro  Sep 3, 2016 • 7:58:44pm

re: #286 retired cynic

What can we do back, if anything?

Unleash the Trumpan!

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retired cynic  Sep 3, 2016 • 7:59:30pm

re: #289 Skip Intro

Unleash the Trumpan!

Besides that.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 3, 2016 • 8:03:00pm

re: #285 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

It might be in retaliation for “forcing” China to sign on to the Paris Accords-even though it’s in China’s best interest to do so.

Curiously, BBC World Service made no such mention of a ‘snub’ on their reporting, although they did use Obama’s audio in some of their reporting.

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Sep 3, 2016 • 8:06:51pm

re: #288 retired cynic

I don’t think I’m diplomatic. I would have directed the plane to fly right on out of there. Grrrrr.

Same here. Chinese are all about “face,” so this disrespect was playing to the home audience. If Obama had retaliated in a similar way, it would been taken as a supreme insult to Xi and China, and pissed a lot of people off. Nationalism has been running high here since Xi took office. Obama can’t really afford to dis Xi if he wants China’s cooperation.

Now, imagine if Trump were in the same situation. Then have a stiff drink or two.

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philosophus invidius  Sep 3, 2016 • 8:07:34pm

re: #285 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

Trying to make Obama look bad to give Trump some ammunition. (China is known to favor Trump.)

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Sep 3, 2016 • 8:11:39pm

re: #293 philosophus invidius

Trying to make Obama look bad to give Trump some ammunition. (China is known to favor Trump.)

It seems Trump is the favorite in both China and Russia, who are fond of “strong” presidents. And I’m pretty sure Trump would coddle both Putin and Xi and let them get away with all kind of shit.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 3, 2016 • 8:12:10pm

re: #293 philosophus invidius

Trying to make Obama look bad to give Trump some ammunition. (China is known to favor Trump.)

Why does China favor Trump? Because he employs so many of them?

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Sep 3, 2016 • 8:14:03pm

Here’s the NY Times’ version of events in Hangzhou.

nytimes.com

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 3, 2016 • 8:15:30pm

re: #292 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

Now, imagine if Trump were in the same situation. Then have a stiff drink or two.

Shit-I’d need Vicodin, Xanax, Seroquel and Lunesta-and even then I doubt I’d get any sleep with Hair Furor calling the shots.

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philosophus invidius  Sep 3, 2016 • 8:17:59pm

re: #295 Eclectic Cyborg

Because they think US chaos will benefit them.

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Sep 3, 2016 • 8:18:53pm

re: #298 philosophus invidius

Because they think US chaos will benefit them.

And they know too well how Clinton would handle both of them.

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philosophus invidius  Sep 3, 2016 • 8:20:05pm

re: #299 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

exactly

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 3, 2016 • 8:25:42pm

re: #299 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

Methinks Hills will remember what happened to Obama should Xi decide to visit the US if/when she’s the President.

As they say-payback’s are a bitch.

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austin_blue  Sep 3, 2016 • 8:28:46pm

re: #301 Eric The Fruit Bat

Methinks Hills will remember what happened to Obama should Xi decide to visit the US if/when she’s the President.

As they say-payback’s are a bitch.

Sure, have a White House intern meet him at Andrews with a Toyota Corolla without A/C in August.

Welcome back to DC!

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Sep 3, 2016 • 8:33:11pm

re: #302 austin_blue

Sure, have a White House intern meet him at Andrews with a Toyota Corolla without A/C in August.

Welcome back to DC!

Uber driver with complimentary Metro tickets

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kirkspencer  Sep 3, 2016 • 8:34:20pm

re: #302 austin_blue

Sure, have a White House intern meet him at Andrews with a Toyota Corolla without A/C in August.

Welcome back to DC!

Face is the intern, maybe the Toyota Corolla.

No A/C in DC in August? That’s torture enhanced interrogation.

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William Lewis  Sep 3, 2016 • 8:37:50pm

I’d think he could embarrass a few Chinese officials if he were to ask why they felt it necessary for him to use the exit we only use in uncivilized places like Afghanistan… < whistles innocently >

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Thanos  Sep 3, 2016 • 8:39:01pm

re: #82 Charles Johnson

Sneak preview!

The LGF Meme Machine

Works great!

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 3, 2016 • 8:44:06pm

re: #305 William Lewis

If the Chinese thought embarrassing Obama was worth the gambit, lord help them should Hillary become President.

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Romantic Heretic  Sep 3, 2016 • 8:48:43pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 3, 2016 • 8:51:52pm

re: #307 Eric The Fruit Bat

If it were Trump he’d be screaming for a boycott of chinese food.

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Sep 3, 2016 • 8:54:33pm

Bill Shatner, being Canadian, politely tells someone to fuck off.

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Snarknado!  Sep 3, 2016 • 8:54:45pm

re: #268 William Lewis

Yeah, the little pocket ones are only the NT though the hotel ones have both. No apocrypha unfortunately (lots of Sirach in the daily office for us Anglicans of late) so I still have to have my own along. If I want a NT only book, I have my delightful copy of the Jewish Annotated New Testament edited by Amy-Jill Levine which gives lots
of interesting historical context.

You do know there’s an app for that, right?

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William Lewis  Sep 3, 2016 • 9:05:24pm

re: #311 Snarknado!

You do know there’s an app for that, right?

Lots of apps. I have one that I look up the readings in then look them up in my Bible. I like having the context. Then there are other apps that do the whole morning and evening prayer offices but if I’m by myself I prefer my copy of the 1549 BCP.

Theologically radical, liturgically reactionary :)

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Stanley Sea  Sep 3, 2016 • 9:22:45pm

re: #281 gocart mozart

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Small shoes

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Decatur Deb  Sep 3, 2016 • 9:26:35pm

re: #312 William Lewis

Vulgate or GTFO.

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William Lewis  Sep 3, 2016 • 9:36:03pm

re: #314 Decatur Deb

Vulgate or GTFO.

My Latin was never good enough for that. Do have a Douay-Rhiems on the shelf with the King James.

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nickzi  Sep 4, 2016 • 3:29:31am

Just a thought…

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Jebediah, RBG  Sep 5, 2016 • 12:00:18am

re: #178 gocart mozart

They’re great.
REALLY love that drumming!


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