Right Wingers Emit Blizzard of Conspiracy Theories to Excuse Trump’s Debate Loss

The GOP is now the Conspiracy Theory Party
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We’ve been watching our Twitter feed in awe today, as right wing pundits and hacks and randos pump out one conspiracy theory after another to explain why Hillary Clinton beat the pants off their hero Donald Trump in the first presidential debate.

The perennial “she was wearing an earphone” theory:

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The “mysterious man helped her cheat” theory:

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The “mysterious hand signals” theory:

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And last but not least, the “Google suppressed bad news about Hillary” theory, coming from Donald Trump himself.

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UPDATE at 9/28/16 8:56:55 pm by Charles Johnson

And it’s not over yet, folks.

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