In Which the Stupidest Man on the Internet Schlongs Himself Yet Again

MOOK SPOOKED! cried the SMOTI!
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Old reliable Jim Hoft, the fabled Stupidest Man on the Internet, did it again today. His derpitude is reaching critical mass as the election nears its end.

The story is simple: Hillary Clinton’s campaign manager Robby Mook has had a Twitter account for a while, but has never used it. I know this because I went looking for his Twitter account a short time ago, found it, and noticed that he had never tweeted anything.

So today, when the news came out of FBI director James Comey’s irresponsible statement that “new emails” had been discovered in the Hillary Clinton case (see this article for the full details about how this story has completely imploded), Jim searched for Mook’s Twitter account to see what he was saying, saw there was only one tweet there (from October 26)… and immediately jumped to the conclusion that Mook had deleted his entire timeline because he was “SPOOKED!”

MOOK SPOOKED: Hillary Campaign Manager Deletes Twitter Timeline!

Jim was so excited and smug about his BREAKING SCOOP that he tweeted a taunt to Mook:

The link above goes to Google’s cache of Hoft’s massive fail; he’s now deleted it without a word of retraction, because that’s how the SMOTI rolls.

UPDATE at 10/28/16 3:36:57 pm by Charles Johnson

Turns out Hoft may have picked up this ridiculous fail from Wikileaks:

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