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1
freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:29:25pm

wheeeeeeeeeeee….

VA is about to flip from pink to blue on the maps.

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Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:30:37pm

Texas is still blue with 50% of votes in.

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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:30:41pm

Drumpfskind is doing very well in the IN-AL axis, along the timezone border…

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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:30:43pm

Dallas’ early vote gave Hillary a 130,000-vote lead, and Harris County gave her 100,000, putting her ahead again for now.

CNN projects AL and SC for the bad guys.

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Stanley Sea  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:31:00pm

Hil in the lead in TX. Per CNN. omg

KEY RACE RESULTS

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Jenner7  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:31:09pm

Come on Broward county!

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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:31:14pm

re: #2 Bill and Opus for 2016!

Most of the rural counties have not yet reported.

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De Kolta Chair  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:31:24pm

Hillary reportedly ahead in Texas…

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S'latch  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:31:28pm

Alcoholism will win.

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Stanley Sea  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:31:32pm

re: #6 Jenner7

Come on Broward county!

They will.

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:31:36pm

re: #5 Stanley Sea

Hil in the lead in TX. Per CNN. omg

KEY RACE RESULTS

So if H wins TX can we ignore FL? 😛

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Charles Johnson  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:31:44pm
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b.d.  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:32:14pm

Thank you Florida for re-electing someone so committed to your needs and concerns:

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:32:40pm

re: #13 b.d.

Thank you Florida for re-electing someone so committed to your needs and concerns:

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Yeah sigh.

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Skandal  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:32:52pm
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nines09  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:33:06pm

re: #12 Charles Johnson

Propane Jane was calling this for a while. Looks like it might happen. Definitely more D voters there. They just have to vote.

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Stanley Sea  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:33:08pm

Late comment, Dana Bash, CNN in white.

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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:33:35pm

re: #11 MsJ

So if H wins TX can we ignore FL? 😛

If TX turns blue, the race is over.

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De Kolta Chair  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:34:35pm

NSFW For the love of all that is holy, I am replacing my previous comment with this one…

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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:34:49pm

Folks, don’t get too excited about TX.

A million of those counted TX votes are from just Harris county. The rest of Texas is still mostly not reported.

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:34:50pm

re: #18 Targetpractice

If TX turns blue, the race is over.

If TX turns blue, the GOP as we know it is over.

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b.d.  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:34:51pm

re: #18 Targetpractice

If TX turns blue, the raceGOP is over.

fify

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lawhawk  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:35:17pm

NBC is reporting that the House will remain in GOP control. Not particularly surprising, since that would have been a huge swing. The question is the margin.

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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:35:29pm

re: #20 freetoken

Folks, don’t get too excited about TX.

A million of those counted TX votes are from just Harris county. The rest of Texas is still mostly not reported.

I doubt anybody really believes the lead will hold, but it’s hilarious nonetheless.

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Clearly a Country For Sick Old Haters  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:35:50pm

re: #18 Targetpractice

If TX turns blue, the race is over.

But it likely won’t. This is just a good reminder that there are many sane Texans, and they’re just stuck with a lot of blockheads.

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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:35:58pm

Drumpf is now leading in FL.

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:36:06pm

re: #24 Targetpractice

I doubt anybody really believes the lead will hold, but it’s hilarious nonetheless.

One can hope!! Don’t take away my hope!

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Tigger2  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:36:07pm
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GlutenFreeJesus  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:36:15pm

Texas won’t go Blue. But that it’s even close at any time is quite a surprise.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:36:16pm

Virginia still looking real, real close. Damn.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:36:27pm

re: #26 freetoken

Drumpf is now leading in FL.

Broward hasn’t started counting yet. Not worried.

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lawhawk  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:36:42pm

re: #26 freetoken

Drumpf is now leading in FL.

Same way that TX has a lot of votes yet to be counted - FL has a ton of votes in Broward that have yet to be counted. Enough to more than push Clinton to a major win there.

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:36:55pm

re: #24 Targetpractice

I doubt anybody really believes the lead will hold, but it’s hilarious nonetheless.

I don’t think Clinton will win TX. However, a significantly narrower GOP margin in TX will be an unmistakeable signal of their impending political demise.

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:37:09pm
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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:37:14pm

re: #30 Scottishdragon

Virginia still looking real, real close. Damn.

See my post earlier, our heavily populated areas don’t come in until late in counting.

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Reality Based Steve  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:37:20pm

Got streaming coverage from NPR, got Pizza (Brooklyn style w/ Pepperoni), got my ginger ale and got LGF. We are good to go.

RBS

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:37:26pm

Welp, gotta cook dinner, so I’ll be 600 posts down before I get back. Please try to keep your stress levels at a minimum—there is no mathematical way Trump can win.

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bratwurst  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:37:36pm

It’s not bad enough for anti-vaxxers to sentence children to death…they are also trying to make Trump POTUS. Fuck.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:37:41pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:38:18pm

Eating some pie now.

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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:38:43pm

re: #35 HappyWarrior

See my post earlier, our heavily populated areas don’t come in until late in counting.

NoVa is almost always the last counties to come in. I remember people sweating the gubernatorial race here a couple years ago, then NoVa rolled in and Cuci was left in the dust.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:39:02pm

re: #35 HappyWarrior

See my post earlier, our heavily populated areas don’t come in until late in counting.

Rural white voters are coming in at a higher than expected rate.

Trump is beating Romney on that be a significant margin.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:39:23pm

re: #41 Targetpractice

NoVa is almost always the last counties to come in. I remember people sweating the gubernatorial race here a couple years ago, then NoVa rolled in and Cuci was left in the dust.

Senate two years ago too.

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lawhawk  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:39:41pm

re: #38 bratwurst

Johnson/Weld have 188,000 according to the State website.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:39:47pm

I really have to question the sanity of my fellow white people, especially college educated ones.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:39:49pm

re: #42 Scottishdragon

Rural white voters are coming in at a higher than expected rate.

Trump is beating Romney on that be a significant margin.

He is unfortunately but I don’t think it’s gonna be enough.

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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:40:14pm

Same in OH… Cuyahoga county reporting is the only thing keeping it light blue right now…

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:40:14pm

Ross ahead of Burr for NC senate. Holy shit!

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Charles Johnson  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:40:17pm
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De Kolta Chair  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:40:37pm
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scottslemmons  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:40:46pm

Even if Texas turned blue (which it won’t — there are so very many rural voters), it’d certainly turn back red the next time there was an election. Trump is pushing a lot of reliable Republicans to vote for anyone else — my parents have been Republicans since before I was born, and they voted Johnson this year (and almost voted for Hillary).

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lawhawk  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:41:48pm
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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:42:48pm

Wow. Gwinnett County, Georgia’s early vote went to Clinton 54-43.

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:43:41pm

Really?

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lawhawk  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:44:02pm

The NPR map does a good job of showing the value of the different states by EVs, which is the only thing that counts to get to 270.

Far too many people bought into Trump BS nationwide. Deprogramming is needed, but talk radio and Fox News are a big reason why things are the way they are. They’ve created an alt-reality bubble.

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:44:58pm
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Skandal  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:44:59pm
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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:45:15pm

Drumpfskind way ahead in the popular vote… but the fat lady (um… that’d be us here in California) is about to sing… and the song is going to be really impressive, operatic in nature.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:46:17pm

re: #57 Skandal

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Hope DF appreciates her rather than reflectively opposing her because of party and beating his favorite.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:46:31pm

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lawhawk  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:46:33pm

re: #58 freetoken

NY has yet to weigh in on that. Neither has NJ.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:46:50pm

A bit nervous with Florida.

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Kragar  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:46:51pm
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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:47:08pm

re: #61 lawhawk

Fat lady chorus.

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gocart mozart  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:47:13pm
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Clearly a Country For Sick Old Haters  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:47:16pm

There’s a lot of election coverage on Periscope.

periscope.tv

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:47:26pm

re: #60 Eclectic Cyborg

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He has no idea about Va. He’s going to be shattered when NoVa comes in.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:47:32pm

re: #28 Tigger2

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And Illinois’ Sen. Kirk shot himself in the foot all by himself with no added assistance from Trump.

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:47:44pm

Update on that shooting in CA.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:48:12pm

re: #68 Backwoods_Sleuth

Yeah that George Washington remark fucked him good.

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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:48:41pm

re: #65 gocart mozart

VoteCastr estimated a much larger turnout in FL this time, over 2008. That vote total is already ahead in counted votes, with some big areas yet to report.

Participation rate may set a (modern) record this year in FL.

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steve_davis  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:49:16pm

Godamnit, Virginia! Just please do the right thing.

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BlueGrl21  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:49:34pm

re: #33 EPR-radar

I don’t think Clinton will win TX. However, a significantly narrower GOP margin in TX will be an unmistakeable signal of their impending political demise.

Y’all give the Texas Lizards our brief moment of happiness. Some of us have worked our tails off for YEARS to see that pretty, hopeful shade of blue, if only for a moment.

It means our Hispanic brethren have joined us at the polls this election. You have no idea how happy we are to see them.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:49:35pm
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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:49:37pm

re: #72 steve_davis

Godamnit, Virginia! Just please do the right thing.

Calm the fuck down, we got this.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:49:38pm

re: #72 steve_davis

Worried there too.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:50:02pm

re: #76 Ziggy_TARDIS

Worried there too.

I keep telling y’all.

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teleskiguy  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:50:18pm

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:50:22pm

re: #75 Targetpractice

Calm the fuck down, we got this.

Thank you. I love y’all but be patient.

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bratwurst  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:51:19pm

A few of us could use one of these right about now:

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jaunte  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:51:27pm
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Barefoot Grin  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:51:53pm

Yes, I’ve used the election to have the mid-week beers I normally don’t have. But Klys’s photos have brought out some nostalgia. I’m speaking to the first-year (our 10th graders or sophomores) boys. And on the back of the photo, as a 17 year old myself, I wrote: “My speech to the freshmen: ‘…yeah, everybody gets laid on prom night…’.”

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:52:00pm

re: #81 jaunte

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Precincts I believe but yes.

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:52:13pm

Flash report from the 53rd. HRC got most of the votes. I left before all of the tapes were pulled because I had a set back with my allergies.

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b.d.  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:52:30pm

re: #71 freetoken

VoteCastr estimated a much larger turnout in FL this time, over 2008. That vote total is already ahead in counted votes, with some big areas yet to report.

Participation rate may set a (modern) record this year in FL.

I’m not so sure about VoteCaster


And the state doesn’t allow for write ins.
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Belafon  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:52:47pm

re: #76 Ziggy_TARDIS

Worried there too.

Doesn’t you remember anything about how Florida and Virginia returns came in in 2012?

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wheat-dogg  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:53:05pm

CNN predicting Clinton will take Illinois, with 14% of the votes in. She’s got a huge lead so far, 69.3% to 26.1%.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:53:11pm
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Kragar  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:53:18pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:53:32pm

Is Trump really going to take Florida? Fuck me that’s disappointing.

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teleskiguy  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:53:34pm

re: #80 bratwurst

A few of us could use one of these right about now:

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Chill Pills

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:53:53pm

re: #91 Eclectic Cyborg

Is Trump really going to take Florida? Fuck me that’s disappointing.

Dude.

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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:54:08pm

Don’t worry, if VA goes for Trump, I will honorably commit sudoku.

//

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:54:24pm

No panic among Dems at Florida.

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:54:31pm

This is sad, Canada.

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TedStriker  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:54:39pm

re: #80 bratwurst

A few of us could use one of these right about now:

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Or some of these, if they still made them:

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ckkatz  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:54:39pm

Here’s what David Leonhardt Op-Ed Columnist of the New York Times wrote today: … “I’ll largely ignore Virginia (where polls close at 7 p.m., and all times here are Eastern) at first, because it counts votes slowly and Democrats always trail early.”

Interestingly, mid afternoon at my polling station just south of Reston, it was almost empty. No line at all.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:54:40pm

re: #94 Targetpractice

Don’t worry, if VA goes for Trump, I will honorably commit sudoku.

//

I’ll chug Everclear.//

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:54:46pm

re: #95 HappyWarrior

In Florida?

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:54:58pm

re: #80 bratwurst

A few of us could use one of these right about now:

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Or three. 😂

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:55:16pm

My state rep, Rocky Adkins in the Kentucky House (where he is currently Majority Floor Leader), is the only House Dem to win tonight.
And he didn’t win my own county. Fortunately, the other two counties in his district pulled together for the win.
Our Dem House Leader, Greg Stumbo, lost tonight along with every single other Dem running.

goddammit, this sucks so much.

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:55:18pm
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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:55:19pm

re: #98 ckkatz

Here’s what David Leonhardt Op-Ed Columnist of the New York Times wrote today: … “I’ll largely ignore Virginia (where polls close at 7 p.m., and all times here are Eastern) at first, because it counts votes slowly and Democrats always trail early.”

Interestingly, mid afternoon at my polling station just south of Reston, it was almost empty. No line at all.

Hey I work in Reston and grew up in Herndon, cool.

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jaunte  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:56:11pm

re: #103 The Vicious Babushka

Please remember that cable news is designed by sociopaths to prey on your anxiety

“But first, a message from our pharmaceutical sponsor.”

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nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:56:26pm

If we take VA and NC, that’s the ballgame, without OH or FL. So far, it’s looking pretty good for us to win both. In sum: we have many paths to victory, Trump has only one.

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wheat-dogg  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:56:55pm

re: #102 Backwoods_Sleuth

My state rep, Rocky Adkins in the Kentucky House (where he is currently Majority Floor Leader), is the only House Dem to win tonight.
And he didn’t win my own county. Fortunately, the other two counties in his district pulled together for the win.
Our Dem House Leader, Greg Stumbo, lost tonight along with every single other Dem running.

goddammit, this sucks so much.

Kentucky — the new Kansas.

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Ampersander  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:56:58pm

Last time I was here was election night, 2012. The stakes seem much higher.

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Maxwell Not So Smart  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:57:15pm
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lawhawk  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:57:51pm
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ObserverArt  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:58:10pm

re: #56 MsJ

Darrel Rowland @darreldrowland
Hillary Clinton won Mahoning County early vote by more than 8,000 votes, 59%-38% over Donald Trump.
8:19 PM - 8 Nov 2016
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That is good news for Ohio. Early on polling showed that area might go Trump and he did work the area real hard based on that polling. Makes me think Ohio may go Hillary, but it will be close. Freetoken only mentions Cuyahoga county (Cleveland), Franklin (Columbus), Lucas (Toledo) and to a degree Hamilton (Cincinnati) can bring her big numbers too.

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:58:21pm

re: #102 Backwoods_Sleuth

OT. Thanks for the recipe last night.

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Interesting Times  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:58:45pm

re: #110 lawhawk

There’s also this, which is fucked up at multiple levels:

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:59:14pm

You’ve got NoVa, Richmond and the Norfolk area.
Relax.

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Semper Fi  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:59:17pm

re: #74 Charles Johnson

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Thank you, Charles. The LGF experience is the best only because of you.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:59:21pm

re: #100 Ziggy_TARDIS

In Florida?

Did HW stutter?

Chill.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:59:25pm
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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:59:30pm

Ohio’s about to flip; our lead’s down to 28 votes.

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Stanley Sea  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:00:21pm

re: #84 PhillyPretzel

Thanks for doing the work.

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steve_davis  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:00:30pm

re: #75 Targetpractice

Calm the fuck down, we got this.

I’m calm. I picked up an Apple Music subscription with the 3-month free trial, so I’m binge-listening to the Stones 1963-1971 collection. This is the first time I’ve actually listened to “Carol” somewhere other than Get Yer Ya Ya’s Out. I’m embarrassed to discover that that was in their catalogue from their first album.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:00:37pm

re: #116 Backwoods_Sleuth

Did HW stutter?

Chill.

Yeah dude, love ya but calm the hell down.

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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:01:01pm

CNN Projections:

Good guys- NY
Bad guys- KS, NE, WY, ND, SD

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Charles Johnson  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:01:04pm
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Clearly a Country For Sick Old Haters  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:01:07pm

Medical marijuana for a narrow set of conditions legalized in Florida.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:01:28pm

re: #118 Brian J.

Ohio’s about to flip; our lead’s down to 28 votes.

I really hope Trump doesn’t get Ohio and Florida.

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Kragar  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:01:29pm

Haven’t needed my anxiety pills in months.

Just took one to be on the safe side

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:01:35pm

re: #107 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

Kentucky — the new Kansas.

gobsmacking it is

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:01:55pm

re: #123 Charles Johnson

But expected.

MY confidence is ebbing.

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nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:02:04pm

re: #122 Brian J.

CNN Projections:

Good guys- NY
Bad guys- KS, NE, WY, ND, SD

Any chance of an NE electoral split giving us 1 vote?

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:02:41pm

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:02:42pm

MSNBC called TX for Trump.

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nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:02:55pm

re: #125 Eclectic Cyborg

I really hope Trump doesn’t get Ohio and Florida.

Even if he does, so long as we take NC and VA things will be fine, even if NH also flips.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:03:24pm

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:03:43pm

They project McCain to win, too.

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De Kolta Chair  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:03:45pm
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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:04:13pm

re: #131 MsJ

MSNBC called TX for Trump.

Looks like a 9-10 point margin from the exit polls.

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wheat-dogg  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:04:29pm

re: #127 Backwoods_Sleuth

gobsmacking it is

I feel your pain. KY’s been sliding into right-wing oblivion for several years now.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:04:32pm

re: #112 MsJ

OT. Thanks for the recipe last night.

Just remember the immersion blender. It takes a few minutes but the fluffiness will start out of nowhere. Once that happens, get ready to move it into the pie shell. You’ll need to use a flexible spatula to gently make the transfer.
Best part is that there’s no sinking of the pie filling when it’s done and cooled.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:05:19pm

NC flipped.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:05:40pm

re: #139 Ziggy_TARDIS

NC flipped.

Don’t panic…..

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Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:05:49pm

Dammit. Swing state are are all starting to tilt toward Trump.

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mmmirele  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:05:53pm

re: #126 Kragar

Haven’t needed my anxiety pills in months.

Just took one to be on the safe side

This better work out ok or I’m calling my psychiatrist tomorrow for a prescription for lorazepam. I’m going to need something to keep me calm.

Edit: I am not panicking. I’m just saying this has been my plan all along if something was to go wrong. I would call Dr. Z in the morning and see if I could get another scrip for lorazepam.

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jaunte  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:05:54pm
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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:06:17pm

re: #138 Backwoods_Sleuth

Just remember the immersion blender. It takes a few minutes but the fluffiness will start out of nowhere. Once that happens, get ready to move it into the pie shell. You’ll need to use a flexible spatula to gently make the transfer.
Best part is that there’s no sinking of the pie filling when it’s done and cooled.

I’m going to try what the other recipe calls for; first immersion blender then push it through a star Aimee. They say it makes it like custard.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:06:31pm

re: #141 Bill and Opus for 2016!

Yeah. Worried

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:06:34pm

Guys please be patient.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:06:46pm

re: #137 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

I feel your pain. KY’s been sliding into right-wing oblivion for several years now.

And, sadly, soooo damned proud of it.

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Jenner7  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:06:50pm
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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:06:52pm

re: #141 Bill and Opus for 2016!

Dammit. Swing state are are all starting to tilt toward Trump.

The good news is that those were our safety margin. The bad news is we don’t have many such states left.

Hey, Colorado’s just given us a 40,000-vote lead to start with.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:07:19pm

Trump takes lead in NC.

Fuck.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:07:34pm

re: #150 Scottishdragon

I think he might win.

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Jay C  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:07:38pm

Florida, Florida, Florida…..

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lawhawk  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:07:42pm
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ckkatz  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:08:48pm

re: #104 HappyWarrior

I live just south of Foxmill. Software developer by trade, mostly Java.

Herndon is an interesting town. Named after a ship captain who went down with his ship in one of the worst US nautical disasters in the 19th Century. Also has a bunch of Civil War history. When I first moved into the area, it really had the atmosphere of an old Southern town.

Although I do not live in the town, the post office allows me to use Herndon as the town. And it is a lot more interesting than the made up name I would have to use otherwise.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:08:54pm

re: #146 HappyWarrior

Guys please be patient.

Exactly. I’m looking at CNN’s stuff and they’re calling states based on something like 2000 votes. It’s ridiculous.

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lawhawk  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:09:04pm

And I have to wonder just how effect the Comey letter (and subsequent walkback at a much lower volume) had to play. I’d say substantial.

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:09:22pm

re: #151 Ziggy_TARDIS

I think he might win.

You should go to bed, or a movie or do something other than watch these returns. Hillary is winning.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:09:29pm

re: #151 Ziggy_TARDIS

Could you please keep your defeatism to yourself?

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Kragar  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:09:30pm
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wheat-dogg  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:09:33pm

re: #147 Backwoods_Sleuth

And, sadly, soooo damned proud of it.

KY is trying really hard to live up to its redneck/hillbilly stereotypes. The urban areas and college towns are still halfway sane, though.

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Jenner7  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:09:34pm

Trying hard to be patient….so hard.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:09:48pm

re: #154 ckkatz

I live just south of Foxmill. Software developer by trade, mostly Java.

Herndon is an interesting town. Named after a ship captain who went down with his ship in one of the worst US nautical disasters in the 19th Century. Also has a bunch of Civil War history. When I first moved into the area, it really had the atmosphere of an old Southern town.

Although I do not live in the town, the post office allows me to use Herndon as the town. And it is a lot more interesting than the made up name I would have to use otherwise.

President Arthur’s father in law. Great place to grow up.

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darthstar  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:09:54pm

re: #151 Ziggy_TARDIS

I think he might win.

This wasn’t supposed to be a race. Republicans ran a shit sandwich for President and now even Republican commentators Nicole Wallace and Steve Schmidt are starting to look nervous.

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Stephen T.  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:09:57pm

I can’t get CNN’s stream to work, so I’m stuck with NBC, ABC and PBS streams for now.

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Skip Intro  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:10:08pm

Other than FL are there any she wins/it’s over states left?

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teleskiguy  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:10:29pm

You third party shitweasels!!!

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:10:46pm

re: #165 Skip Intro

Other than FL are there any she wins/it’s over states left?

OH, PA

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:10:47pm

re: #157 Big Beautiful Door

I don’t see it. WHAT am missing?

I know I am in a bad place mentally otherwise though.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:10:57pm

re: #166 teleskiguy

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You third party shitweasels!!!

Can’t argue with that.

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Clearly a Country For Sick Old Haters  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:11:05pm

Old guys on channel 12 in Florida are talking about how Hillary thought she had it in the bag, but it’s all trending toward Trump. They’re overexcited because Trump won a string of wasteland states, and are pretty much calling the election for Trump.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:11:14pm

re: #144 MsJ

I’m going to try what the other recipe calls for; first immersion blender then push it through a star Aimee. They say it makes it like custard.

Please let me know how that works out!

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:11:18pm
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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:11:18pm

re: #165 Skip Intro

Other than FL are there any she wins/it’s over states left?

North Carolina or Arizona would put a real crimp in his plans, but neither would be quite fatal.

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lawhawk  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:11:18pm

re: #165 Skip Intro

OH, PA, FL are key ones.

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No Depression  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:11:18pm

re: #166 teleskiguy

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You third party shitweasels!!!

Fuck Jill Stein.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:11:38pm

re: #168 Ziggy_TARDIS

I don’t see it. WHAT am missing?

I know I am in a bad place mentally otherwise though.

Heavily populated areas.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:12:06pm

re: #172 The Vicious Babushka

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Yes, Vacis always like this.

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jaunte  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:12:11pm

re: #168 Ziggy_TARDIS

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:12:11pm

re: #171 Backwoods_Sleuth

Please let me know how that works out!

Jesus. Autocorrect. Push it through a strainer.

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nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:12:14pm

re: #168 Ziggy_TARDIS

I don’t see it. WHAT am missing?

I know I am in a bad place mentally otherwise though.

You’re missing the fact that some big blue areas haven’t come through in FL and VA yet. Also, so long as we hold VA and NV, we can afford to lose NH and OH and FL and NC and still win with 275 votes.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:12:42pm
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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:12:45pm

CNN calls Texas and Arkansas, a shame but not a surprise.

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:12:55pm

re: #165 Skip Intro

Other than FL are there any she wins/it’s over states left?

Ohio, NC, Az for example

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:12:57pm

Trump over performing rural white vote is the story on MSNBC right now.

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lawhawk  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:12:59pm

When you consider CO a battleground, that tells you where the ground has shifted.

Demographics are a key - rural areas going for Trump, urban areas are for Clinton. And when you run the numbers, this should give Clinton the edge.

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ObserverArt  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:13:09pm

Well damn, now MSNBC is scaring everyone with James Carville and others worried about the states like Florida and Virginia.

Grrrrrr….

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darthstar  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:13:25pm

re: #165 Skip Intro

Other than FL are there any she wins/it’s over states left?

James Carville just said Virginia could be Trump’s firewall.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:13:42pm

God, this is stressful lol

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:13:43pm

Oh ffs.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:14:11pm

re: #187 darthstar

James Carville just said Virginia could be Trump’s firewall.

He’s smarter than that. Romney led Obama this time too.

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jaunte  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:14:15pm
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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:14:27pm

re: #186 ObserverArt

I’m getting stressed out.

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:14:41pm

Remember some of you freaking out about Va in 2012?
I do.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:14:51pm

Spouse getting really angry and demanding I turn the tv off. She is depressed.

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:14:54pm
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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:15:20pm

re: #193 Varek Raith

Remember some of you freaking out about Va in 2012?
I do.

Virginia doesn’t seem to be the problem. His lead there is melting away nicely.

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nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:15:21pm

re: #191 jaunte

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Which is exactly the map that gets you to 275 for Clinton. Not ideal, but I’ll take it if it keeps Trump out of the White House.

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A wild WITHAK appeared!  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:15:27pm

re: #192 Ziggy_TARDIS

I’m getting stressed out.

Then stop paying attention.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:15:33pm

re: #180 nickzi

You’re missing the fact that some big blue areas haven’t come through in FL and VA yet. Also, so long as we hold VA and NV, we can afford to lose NH and OH and FL and NC and still win with 275 votes.

I’m pretty positive Nevada is going Clinton. I live here. I saw the huge turnouts for early voting. Trump really riled up the Latinos and women.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:15:39pm

BBC World Service was reporting that a lot of new registered voters who didn’t appear on anybody’s radar may be the key to the election. If that’s the case, all bets are off.

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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:15:46pm

NYT just colored WI pink…

The wingnuts who look at the NYT map now will not accept the results 24 hours from now.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:15:51pm

re: #179 MsJ

Jesus. Autocorrect. Push it through a strainer.

I figured that one out. Your autocorrect was yowser. :D

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:15:54pm

MSNBC….Hillary running out of room in Broward.

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Skip Intro  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:16:12pm

If Trump wins the popular vote our long national nightmare will have just begun.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:16:24pm

re: #184 Scottishdragon

Trump over performing rural white vote is the story on MSNBC right now.

Because they are dumber than a box of rocks.

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No Depression  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:16:29pm

re: #197 nickzi

Which is exactly the map that gets you to 275 for Clinton. Not ideal, but I’ll take it if it keeps Trump out of the White House.

I hope that doesn’t happen, because those shitweasel faithless electors will send this thing to the House.

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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:16:32pm

re: #200 Eric The Fruit Bat

Repeating myself here, but VoteCastr’s tracking during the day showed very high voter turnout in FL.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:16:38pm

re: #179 MsJ

Jesus. Autocorrect. Push it through a strainer.

But I wouldn’t push it through a strainer because it would ruin the essential fluffiness. But that’s just me.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:16:59pm
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Clearly a Country For Sick Old Haters  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:17:03pm

re: #204 Skip Intro

If Luthor wins the popular vote our long national nightmare will have just begun.

It already has. America did not crush his awful campaign in a landslide.

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wheat-dogg  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:17:18pm

re: #179 MsJ

Jesus. Autocorrect. Push it through a strainer.

I have a star student named Aimee would not like to have things pushed through her, tyvm.

LOL

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:17:54pm

re: #192 Ziggy_TARDIS

I’m getting stressed out.

If this is stressing you out too much, you need to go do something else, something good for yourself, and take your mind off of things. No matter what happens, the world is NOT going to fall apart. Seriously. Go take care of yourself.

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Romantic Heretic  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:18:11pm

re: #96 MsJ

This is sad, Canada.

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Alberta is Canada’s Texas, complete with foaming wingnuts, who call themselves the Forward-Backward Party. Sorry, Progressive Conservatives.

I’m saddened to say this doesn’t surprise me at all

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steve_davis  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:18:30pm

re: #193 Varek Raith

Remember some of you freaking out about Va in 2012?
I do.

I don’t. But as I’ve always said, if you remember 2012, you weren’t there, man. :-)

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austin_blue  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:18:31pm

The biggest batch of precincts not reporting from Florida is from Broward (48% in). Clinton is polling 2-1 so far in the county, and if this holds for the rest of the county, she’ll pick up enough votes to put her over the top.

But it’s a real squeaker and will probably go to a mandatory re-count (sigh!).

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S'latch  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:18:33pm

I was hoping for a short night and to get some sleep. I guess not.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:18:38pm

Betting markets starting to shift in Trumps favor according to 538.

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Interesting Times  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:18:54pm

re: #210 No Country For Old Haters

It already has. America did not crush his awful campaign in a landslide.

I can’t say what I wish would happen to Comey without violating LGF site policies.

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teleskiguy  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:19:07pm

Clinton won my county bigly.

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De Kolta Chair  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:19:09pm
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Kragar  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:19:17pm
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ObserverArt  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:19:30pm

re: #192 Ziggy_TARDIS

I’m getting stressed out.

I’m pissed at the coverage. Yeah stuff might be close, but there are big details missing.

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No Depression  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:19:38pm

Guess there’s more evil pieces of shit in this country than we thought.

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wheat-dogg  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:19:46pm

re: #210 No Country For Old Haters

It already has. America did not crush his awful campaign in a landslide.

This.

I am dismayed in the number of Americans who would even consider Trump a viable candidate for president. Even if Clinton wins, she’ll spend the next four years trying to convince those people she’s not the Devil Incarnate.

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gocart mozart  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:19:55pm
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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:20:12pm

re: #224 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

This.

I am dismayed in the number of Americans who would even consider Trump a viable candidate for president. Even if Clinton wins, she’ll spend the next four years trying to convince those people she’s not the Devil Incarnate.

Anyone who willingly casts a vote for Trump already believes that and will not be convinced otherwise.

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Jenner7  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:20:22pm

Ziggy, turn the tv off or watch something else. There really is nothing we can do.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:20:43pm

re: #211 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

I have a star student named Aimee would not like to have things pushed through her, tyvm.

LOL

do NOT google “star Aimee”…just saying.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:20:43pm

re: #225 gocart mozart

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Says the supporting the guy who’s gonna appoint Gingrich to State.

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Jay C  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:20:56pm

re: #194 Scottishdragon

Spouse getting really angry and demanding I turn the tv off. She is depressed.

Mine fell asleep, which is a good thing: this is not, sad, to say, shaping up as the election we wanted to watch: it doesn’t help that the networks seem to be gleefully slavering over every minor-state Trump win, and razor-thin swing-state margin: that the Republican Party can run such a wildly incompetent and unfit candidate for President, and not be losing - nationally - in a blowout is a seriously depressing thought.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:21:14pm

Wow I never thought it would be this close.

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Chrysicat  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:21:24pm

Presented with no further comment.
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Skip Intro  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:22:14pm

Dow futures down over 300 points now.

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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:22:19pm

Look at this map! How could Killary have won unless she STOLEIT!!!!

STOLEIT!!!!!!!!!
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ckkatz  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:22:36pm

According to WashPost 40% of Fairfax still not reported. On the counted FFX votes Clinton leads 60% to 30%

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:22:44pm

re: #227 Jenner7

I’m muslim. I have a right to be stressed. And I am at a Democratic Party thing.

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teleskiguy  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:23:12pm

re: #236 Ziggy_TARDIS

I’m muslim. I have a right to be stressed. And I am at a Democratic Party thing.

You don’t have a right to project your stress on others.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:23:24pm

re: #221 Kragar

I am at a Trump rally in Manhattan, and thousands are chanting “We hate Muslims, we hate blacks, we want our great country back”. Disgusting

Pretty sure this is bullshit.

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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:23:32pm

Michigan’s down to a projected 1% margin… and we’re out of safety states if it falls.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:23:42pm

re: #236 Ziggy_TARDIS

I’m muslim. I have a right to be stressed. And I am at a Democratic Party thing.

Stop it. Just STOP IT.
You aren’t the only one.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:24:49pm

re: #230 Jay C

Mine fell asleep, which is a good thing: this is not, sad, to say, shaping up as the election we wanted to watch: it doesn’t help that the networks seem to be gleefully slavering over every minor-state Trump win, and razor-thin swing-state margin: that the Republican Party can run such a wildly incompetent and unfit candidate for President, and not be losing - nationally - in a blowout is a seriously depressing thought.

Kournaki gleefully explaining how small counties in Ohio that went for Romney by 12 are going for Trump by 40 points or more.

That is why this is not going the way we thought it would 3 hours ago.

The Brexit thing is being replicated to some extent.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:24:53pm

re: #239 Brian J.

Michigan’s down to a projected 1% margin… and we’re out of safety states if it falls.

Holy shit.

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:25:00pm

re: #228 Backwoods_Sleuth

do NOT google “star Aimee”…just saying.

No way! LMAO! Oh, autocorrect. You slay me.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:25:13pm
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Clearly a Country For Sick Old Haters  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:25:19pm

re: #238 Charles Johnson

Pretty sure this is bullshit.

In this age of phone-video, yeah.

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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:26:02pm

re: #240 Backwoods_Sleuth

Speaking of which, it seems your fellow Kentuckians went really hard for Drumpf. He was always expected to win there, but it seems the Dem turnout machine perhaps overlooked the need to be sure your state Dem assemblyfolk got the support they needed.

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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:26:04pm

re: #244 Backwoods_Sleuth

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That picture is some minutes old. Her chances are now down to 58%.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:26:07pm

Everybody STOP PANICKING. Remember what I said last week. IF Trump wins - and I stress the IF - we will survive it. We will, I swear it. It will not be the literal end of the world if Donald J. Trump is sworn in as the next President of the United States. Deep breaths, relax, it’s not over until it’s over and even if Hillary loses, it’s still not over until the nukes start flying, so let’s all just drink and reminisce and CHILL THE FUCK OUT.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:26:14pm

re: #236 Ziggy_TARDIS

I’m muslim. I have a right to be stressed. And I am at a Democratic Party thing.

My sister is Muslim. I have a whole Mexican side of the family. Lots of gay and/or transgender friends and family. Suck it up and deal with it. You are just making yourself miserable and I’m getting sick of watching it. You know that you have depression and yet you are putting yourself right in the middle of a situation that is going to make you depressed. That makes absolutely no fucking sense to me.*

*Reason why I decided not to become a psychologist because I knew at some point I’d snap and shake the person and yell at them.

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Jenner7  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:26:20pm
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darthstar  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:26:40pm

re: #244 Backwoods_Sleuth

Fine…can we fast forward to the end of the night and call it that way?

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:26:48pm

re: #238 Charles Johnson

Pretty sure this is bullshit.

One can only hope.

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lawhawk  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:26:54pm
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Alyosha  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:27:12pm

I’m sweating through my clothes, but it ain’t done yet and I remain hopeful :)

Smoking like a coal-fired plant though.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:27:24pm

re: #246 freetoken

Speaking of which, it seems your fellow Kentuckians went really hard for Drumpf. He was always expected to win there, but it seems the Dem turnout machine perhaps overlooked the need to be sure your state Dem assemblyfolk got the support they needed.

The Dems here are mostly blue dog Dems/Republican lite.
They are easily scared by every single GOP boogieman that can be invented.

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S'latch  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:27:35pm

He’s starting to fall back on the map.

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retired cynic  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:27:36pm

re: #254 Alyosha

I’m sweating through my clothes, but it ain’t done yet and I remain hopeful :)

Smoking like a coal-fired plant though.

I poured myself a double.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:27:50pm

re: #253 lawhawk

Well that doesn’t surprise me, most of his base is white after all.

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teleskiguy  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:28:06pm
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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:28:11pm

re: #256 S’latch

Where?

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darthstar  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:28:12pm

Earlier the Hill reported that they voted for Clinton.

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S'latch  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:28:20pm

Just as I predicted. Alcoholism is in the lead.

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Alyosha  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:28:39pm

re: #257 retired cynic

I poured myself a double.

On my second cider. Baccardi’s in the cupboard.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:28:41pm

re: #260 Ziggy_TARDIS

Where?

Virginia for one.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:28:42pm

If Trump takes CO, AZ and MI is that enough?

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:28:47pm

re: #262 S’latch

???

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teleskiguy  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:28:58pm
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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:29:00pm

re: #265 Eclectic Cyborg

I think so.

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Kragar  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:29:07pm

re: #238 Charles Johnson

Yeah, its been debunked as a troll

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S'latch  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:29:11pm

re: #260 Ziggy_TARDIS

Sorry. I don’t know. And, it didn’t last.

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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:30:10pm

Look, we all knew (or should have known) that Clinton has serious baked-in negatives that was going to hurt her outside of the targeted Obama states.

The map as it now appears should not be a surprise.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:30:23pm

Maybe America is more misogynistic than we ever realized.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:30:43pm

re: #271 freetoken

Look, we all knew (or should have known) that Clinton has serious baked-in negatives that was going to hurt her outside of the targeted Obama states.

The map as it now appears should not be a surprise.

Yes.

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ObserverArt  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:30:46pm

re: #241 Scottishdragon

Kournaki gleefully explaining how small counties in Ohio that went for Romney by 12 are going for Trump by 40 points or more.

That is why this is not going the way we thought it would 3 hours ago.

The Brexit thing is being replicated to some extent.

Add in that good old 30 years of Clinton hate too. Everyone is saying the Red is more red, this still comes down to women and minorities.

Men have failed us. And as a white male I am steamed.

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b.d.  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:30:46pm

lol

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Lidane  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:31:02pm

I can’t bring myself to watch. I’ve stayed off social media for most of the day.

Please tell me that Hillary still has a chance.

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Sherlock Hound  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:31:10pm
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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:31:12pm

Michigan’s down to 0.3% projected margin, and Pennsylvania under 2%. Arizona might be able to plug one of those holes, but not both.

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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:31:17pm

re: #272 Eclectic Cyborg

Maybe America is more misogynistic than we ever realized.

And racist.

But we knew that already, too.

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Tigger2  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:31:19pm
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jaunte  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:31:40pm
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austin_blue  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:31:42pm

Early voting from the People’s Republic of Travis County- 50% of registered voters voted early:

Clinton 247,000
Trump- 97,000

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Clearly a Country For Sick Old Haters  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:31:51pm

re: #272 Eclectic Cyborg

Maybe America is more misogynistic than we ever realized.

That’s my first thought, and that would include women who want a man in charge.

Another factor is that white people are much more likely to heavy Fox users, trained to hate the Clintons.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:31:56pm

re: #272 Eclectic Cyborg

Maybe America is more misogynistic than we ever realized.

Right now it’s as misogynistic as I’ve ever know during my 64 years living here.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:32:10pm

re: #272 Eclectic Cyborg

Maybe America is more misogynistic than we ever realized.

Nope. I think deep down we all knew it and then it was confirmed as soon as this election cycle started.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:32:32pm

re: #283 No Country For Old Haters

That’s my first thought, and that would include women who want a man in charge.

Another factor is that white people are much more likely to heavy Fox users, trained to hate the Clintons.

Being a woman doesn’t prevent someone from being misogynistic. Unfortunately.

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No Depression  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:32:34pm

Assuming Clinton wins, this is still scary. The next white supremacist demagogue to come around might be smarter and more organized than Trump.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:33:00pm

re: #287 No Depression

Assuming Clinton wins, this is still scary. The next white supremacist demagogue to come around might be smarter and more organized than Trump.

That is true.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:33:00pm
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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:33:14pm
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Edge of a dream AKA Cankles Mccellulite  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:33:27pm

re: #272 Eclectic Cyborg

No, I knew. Ever since the Republican party knighted Rush Limbaugh the so called “leader of The Republican Party” in the 90’s, I have been saying, that if the Right ran a man like Rush for President, he would win the vote of 75% of American white men.

Hi everyone!

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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:33:30pm

re: #287 No Depression

Yes, the next successful Republican candidate will be sorely tempted to play the same cards as Drumpfskind did.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:33:40pm

One of the most annoying things about Twitter is when people keep replying to something you tweeted a while back, after you’ve already tweeted several other things on the same subject.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:33:56pm

About to throw up.

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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:34:10pm

re: #290 Ziggy_TARDIS

They’re pushing the horse race to get you to click.

It’s a game the website/media companies are playing with you.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:34:18pm

whitebeach, are you as shocked as I am?

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:34:47pm

Someone refresh my memory. Wasn’t it exactly like this the last two election cycles?

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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:34:54pm

re: #296 Backwoods_Sleuth

I wonder if Mr. KKK will win enough votes to get on the ballot?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:34:58pm

re: #294 Ziggy_TARDIS

About to throw up.

Go take a walk, seriously. Take a moment to catch your breath.

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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:35:02pm

re: #296 Backwoods_Sleuth

whitebeach, are you as shocked as I am?

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The only shock is that we weren’t called the instant the polls closed.

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Interesting Times  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:35:08pm
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Belafon  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:35:27pm

re: #253 lawhawk

Looks like a lot of racism.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:35:35pm

Karl Rove on Fox right now.

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SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:35:45pm

re: #290 Ziggy_TARDIS

The Weather Channel is running an escape from politics program until midnight

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:36:50pm

Florida just being Florida.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:36:55pm

re: #297 Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch

Someone refresh my memory. Wasn’t it exactly like this the last two election cycles?

Yes, yes it was. So much angst, anxiety, and clutching of pearls. Truth be told, I come here to avoid negativity, not wallow in it. Yes, shit’s going to be close, but we knew that. This election was guaranteed to be one of the most hotly contested elections in history, with unprecedented levels of turnout. You can’t tell me we didn’t see this coming. Everyone needs to just breathe in, breathe out, and focus on doing what we can to keep the world running, no matter who is moving into the White House in January.

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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:37:34pm

re: #302 Belafon

Looks like a lot of racism.

This is the election model that Drumpfskind went after, the VDARE crowd. His campaign was designed to exploit fear of brown people.

What this shows is that Drumpfskind knew his audience. He succeeded in that regard.

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S'latch  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:37:55pm

I think everyone needs to chillax. This ain’t over yet.

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wheat-dogg  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:37:58pm

Two small drops, but my daughter in Iowa and my nephew in KC have both voted for Clinton. Not sure about the rest of the fambly.

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bratwurst  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:38:03pm

re: #294 Ziggy_TARDIS

About to throw up.

Seriously. Give it a fucking rest already.

Everyone here understands how you feel. Everyone here is sympathetic.

How about showing a little consideration for everyone here who is constantly considerate of you?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:38:54pm

I’m watching my recording of Sunday’s The Walking Dead.

While all of Negan’s broken stomped down people are “We are all Negan”, right now I am solidly in the I don’t give a shit “We are all Daryl” camp.

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:39:06pm

Ah, remember 2012?
Romney is winning. Romney is winning. Romney is winning. Romney is winning. Romney is winning. Romney is winning. Romney is winning. Romney is winning. Romney is winning. Romney lost.

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William Lewis  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:39:11pm

re: #263 Alyosha

On my second cider. Baccardi’s in the cupboard.

The Famous Grouse will stay in the drawer until morning when I get home from work. At that point it will be commiseration or celebration.

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lawhawk  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:39:24pm

Ayup. But the night still early, and Clinton can still pull this out, particularly as places with heavy D votes have yet to weigh in, like Broward County. That’s turnout that needs to come through.

Rural/urban areas are a huge split. People who are open to having a woman or a black as President versus those who refuse to consider either.

Misogyny and bigotry are still strong with a lot of people.

They’ll have to come kicking and screaming into the 21st Century.

The flip side is that there aren’t enough people who stand up to the likes of a Donald Trump, which means that if the Senate stays in GOP control, will mean very bad things for a generation on the Court.

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S'latch  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:39:29pm

Hillary may be picking up Michigan.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:39:41pm

For Trump to do this well with fuck all of a ground game is either very impressive or very sad.

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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:40:03pm

This:

Click-bait

… is solely designed to keep you looking at the NYT webpage and not look at anything else.

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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:40:18pm

The Michigan projection (from the NY Times) just flipped. Now we’ve got to pick up a state where we’re projected to lose.

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Kragar  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:40:31pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:40:50pm

NM goes to Clinton, LA called for Trump.

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No Depression  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:40:55pm

I kinda wish I was still cynical and disengaged like I was in college. The 2012 election wasn’t nearly this stressful.

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lawhawk  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:41:04pm

re: #316 Eclectic Cyborg

For Trump to do this well with fuck all of a ground game is either very impressive or very sad.

Both.

It goes to show how much things like the Comey letter got to shift attitudes against Clinton, and how little the sex predator on tape (grab ‘em by the pussy) moved attitudes away from Trump.

Misogyny is alive and well.

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Whack-A-Mole  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:41:14pm

Not ready to concede this by any stretch of the imagination, but, should HRC lose to the blattering yam, who steps up to take him on in 2020?

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:41:16pm

re: #316 Eclectic Cyborg

For Trump to do this well with fuck all of a ground game is either very impressive or very sad.

Trump threw the political rule book into the fire and we are all biting our fingernails now.

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:41:39pm

Hey everyone.

To start with, I have been a lurker in the comments over the past few months. I had voted for the Republican nominees since 2000.

Until today. I defected and voted for Hillary.

Long story short, what Charles Johnson experienced with his 2009 defection applied to me this year. I finally saw the intellectual and moral rot that the GOP has willing reduced itself to.

And yes, I cannot help but be horribly nervous right now. I got fired from my job because the CEO was a fanatical Trump supporter.

God, I hope we don’t f this up.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:41:55pm

re: #323 Whack-A-Mole

Not ready to concede this by any stretch of the imagination, but, should HRC lose to the blattering yam, who steps up to take him on in 2020?

I’d like to think that by 2020, if Drumpf is in fact the President, we could run a talking llama and win.

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bratwurst  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:41:58pm

re: #323 Whack-A-Mole

Not ready to concede this by any stretch of the imagination, but, should HRC lose to the blattering yam, who steps up to take him on in 2020?

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wheat-dogg  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:42:06pm

One of those immigrant people has voted in California.

Instagram

Rocked my vote this morning! Now off to work to kick some ass!! #ProudCitizen #USA #Vote #agentsofshield

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nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:42:08pm

It looks like we may be seeing a shy Trump voter effect, plus some systemic failures by the pollsters. I still think Clinton’s going to take this, but it’s going to be narrower than we would have liked and we need a very serious conversation about the Democratic party and its bench, starting tomorrow.

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retired cynic  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:42:12pm

re: #325 Myron Falwell (no relation)

Welcome!

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:42:36pm

Trump won’t be president anyway, Pence will be. Trump doesn’t work.

Pence as POTUS is equally awful.

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Whack-A-Mole  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:42:41pm

re: #325 Myron Falwell (no relation)

Welcome!

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:42:46pm
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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:42:50pm

re: #319 Kragar

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Shush, freakout mode in now in effect!
/

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:42:54pm

re: #325 Myron Falwell (no relation)

Welcome, hatchling! You came at a very stressful time, but thank you!

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:42:57pm

re: #331 MsJ

Trump won’t be president anyway, Pence will be. Trump doesn’t work.

Pence as POTUS is equally awful.

Worse in some ways.

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scottslemmons  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:43:01pm

re: #323 Whack-A-Mole

Not ready to concede this by any stretch of the imagination, but, should HRC lose to the blattering yam, who steps up to take him on in 2020?

I’ve always been concerned that the Democrats have no one ready to run. Granted, the Republicans have a billion people who wear their lust for the Oval Office on their sleeves, but there are damn few Democrats who seem interested in the Big Chair…

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Sherlock Hound  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:43:01pm
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Stanley Sea  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:43:08pm

re: #325 Myron Falwell (no relation)

Welcome Friend.

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Edge of a dream AKA Cankles Mccellulite  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:43:13pm

re: #326 thedopefishlives

Or maybe a rock wearing a wiglet.

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No Depression  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:43:13pm

If Trump does win, I kinda hope the Dems obstruct him as much as possible. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander and all that.

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:43:16pm
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Skip Intro  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:43:29pm

re: #331 MsJ

Trump won’t be president anyway, Pence will be. Trump doesn’t work.

Pence as POTUS is equally awful.

Trump will spend all his time getting even.

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:43:33pm

re: #325 Myron Falwell (no relation)

Welcome. Have some hard liquor. We all need it.

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Jay C  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:43:34pm

re: #299 Eclectic Cyborg

Go take a walk, seriously. Take a moment to catch your breath.

Well, I’m feeling the retch coming up, too: as much as the MSM loves a nail-biter election, the possibility that Donald Trump might actually become President - and with a Republican or Republican-dominated Congress behind him is a truly terrifying prospect.

And I’ve seen a lot of elections go by since 1976: I haven’t liked the results in a lot of them, but I’ve never felt that the result might actually put the country in danger like I have this year. I didn’t like (or vote for) people like George Bush or Mitt Romney, but the prospect of their becoming President was merely disappointing - not terrifying.

Not just partisanality: a Trump Administration with a compliant Congress is a nightmare scenario.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:43:39pm

re: #321 No Depression

I kinda wish I was still cynical and disengaged like I was in college. The 2012 election wasn’t nearly this stressful.

Yeah, because as unlikable as Romney was, he was at least human. I think.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:43:57pm

re: #341 No Depression

If Trump does win, I kinda hope the Dems obstruct him as much as possible. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander and all that.

It’s not like they won’t do the same to Clinton.

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:43:59pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:44:00pm

re: #325 Myron Falwell (no relation)

welcome hatchling!
Positivity is the word for tonight here, despite some angst.

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Romantic Heretic  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:44:05pm

re: #325 Myron Falwell (no relation)

Welcome hatchling.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:44:06pm

re: #323 Whack-A-Mole

Not ready to concede this by any stretch of the imagination, but, should HRC lose to the blattering yam, who steps up to take him on in 2020?

Julian Castro?

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Alyosha  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:44:20pm

Don’t make me go all Karl Rove on y’all ;)

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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:44:20pm

FFS, I look away for two seconds, come back and everybody’s become a Cubs fan.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:44:23pm

Looking on the bright side, if Trump does win by some horrible cosmic joke, I’ll have plenty to write about for the next four years.

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:44:45pm

re: #353 Targetpractice

FFS, I look away for two seconds, come back and everybody’s become a Cubs fans.

GO NATS

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:44:47pm

re: #325 Myron Falwell (no relation)

Hey everyone.

To start with, I have been a lurker in the comments over the past few months. I had voted for the Republican nominees since 2000.

Until today. I defected and voted for Hillary.

Long story short, what Charles Johnson experienced with his 2009 defection applied to me this year. I finally saw the intellectual and moral rot that the GOP has willing reduced itself to.

And yes, I cannot help but be horribly nervous right now. I got fired from my job because the CEO was a fanatical Trump supporter.

God, I hope we don’t f this up.

Welcome! And I love your name. LOL.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:44:53pm

Assuming Trump doesn’t shut down blogs like LGF.

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S'latch  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:45:03pm

I wonder if other countries are making a lot of arms deals right now.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:45:19pm

re: #357 Charles Johnson

Assuming Trump doesn’t shut down blogs like LGF.

He’d send his best friend, Chuck C. Johnson, over to shut you down personally. You know, as a favor.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:45:30pm

re: #354 Charles Johnson

But will you be permitted to publish it?

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:45:45pm
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lawhawk  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:45:48pm

re: #354 Charles Johnson

Looking on the bright side, if Trump does win by some horrible cosmic joke, I’ll have plenty to write about for the next four years.

Optimistic, aren’t we. That there’ll be 4 years. /

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teleskiguy  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:45:50pm

Some bad news locally. Ugh. Too warm.

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:45:55pm

re: #335 thedopefishlives

Welcome, hatchling! You came at a very stressful time, but thank you!

It was either that or stress out on Twitter (like heck I’m watching CNN et al.)

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Romantic Heretic  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:45:58pm

re: #328 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

So used to seeing her with a perpetual scowl in Agents of Shield that I hardly recognized her.

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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:46:18pm

Christ, I should have spent the night playing Civ V. At least there, when people are panicking, it’s because my tanks are steamrolling their spearmen.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:46:37pm

re: #354 Charles Johnson

Looking on the bright side, if Trump does win by some horrible cosmic joke, I’ll have plenty to write about for the next four years.

So shall we all…

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:46:48pm

re: #341 No Depression

If Trump does win, I kinda hope the Dems obstruct him as much as possible. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander and all that.

The GOP will get rid of the filibuster when the Senate comes into session and they will start running everything they can. Get rid of the entire last 8 years, get rid of medicare, medicaid and make social security a state block grant.

Oh, and start a shooting war with Iran and trade wars with the rest of the world.

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weave  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:46:54pm

re: #363 teleskiguy

Some bad news locally. Ugh. Too warm.

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Of course Fox is terrified. If Republicans own everything and everything goes to shit, who are they going to blame?

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:46:55pm
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ObserverArt  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:46:56pm

re: #284 Backwoods_Sleuth

Right now it’s as misogynistic as I’ve ever know during my 64 years living here.

It must be the same fears as Muslims and Hispanic/Latinos taking over for the White man. Too many men fear powerful women. Too many white men fear everything. This election is a sure sign of that.

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teleskiguy  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:47:12pm

Please refresh my #363. Posted wrong tweet.

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nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:47:15pm

re: #366 Targetpractice

Christ, I should have spent the night playing Civ V. At least there, when people are panicking, it’s because my tanks are steamrolling their spearmen.

Trump may well turn out to be the new Gandhi. In a Civ kinda way.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:47:24pm

re: #357 Charles Johnson

Assuming Trump doesn’t shut down blogs like LGF.

He can try…

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Lidane  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:47:37pm

I’m taking a karmic sort of comfort that it’s raining here tonight. I’m not even watching the results come in and I’m nervous.

As a Latina the prospect of a Trump presidency terrifies me. God help us.

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:47:41pm

re: #356 Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch

Welcome! And I love your name. LOL.

Hah, it’s an old role-playing name I’ve used on online forums and whatnot.

And yes, it was a parody of said “Reverend.”

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Tyrion  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:47:41pm

I don’t know what they know, but the Detroit Free Press just called Michigan for Hillary, according to their web site.

freep.com

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:47:41pm

We’re not going to know the results until tomorrow.

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Clearly a Country For Sick Old Haters  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:47:51pm

re: #353 Targetpractice

FFS, I look away for two seconds, come back and everybody’s become a Cubs fan.

Weekend Update: Chicago Cubs and Bill Murray - SNL

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ckkatz  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:48:00pm

From 538:
In Virginia, Clinton is now down by just 5,000 votes with 14 percent of precincts still remaining. Clinton still has a good chance of winning the state.

From me = 514k reported votes so far, but county has 685k active voters and 747K registered voters. County vote is 60% for Clinton so far.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:48:08pm

re: #378 The Vicious Babushka

We’re not going to know the results until tomorrow.

Nope. And maybe not even then.

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:48:15pm

re: #377 Tyrion

I don’t know what they know, but the Detroit Free Press just called Michigan for Hillary, according to their web site.

freep.com

They didn’t call it, they’re projecting it.

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Sherlock Hound  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:48:18pm

Usually, I’m snarky as a coping mechanism. But this Tweeter speaks for me:

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Mattand  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:48:32pm

Jesus, this fucker is going to win this, isn’t he?

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No Depression  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:48:33pm

re: #368 Scottishdragon

The GOP will get rid of the filibuster when the Senate comes into session and they will start running everything they can. Get rid of the entire last 8 years, get rid of medicare, medicaid and make social security a state block grant.

Oh, and start a shooting war with Iran and trade wars with the rest of the world.

Hopefully in that scenario, things will be such a clusterfuck that it kills the GOP for good.

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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:48:34pm

re: #373 nickzi

Trump may well turn out to be the new Gandhi. In a Civ kinda way.

That involved the image of Gandhi shouting “Our Words Are Backed With NUCLEAR WEAPONS!” for those who don’t get the joke. In Civ V, an error made him absurdly willing to throw nukes around if/ when he developed them.

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:48:38pm

VA Elections Website

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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:49:00pm

re: #380 ckkatz

From 538:
In Virginia, Clinton is now down by just 5,000 votes with 14 percent of precincts still remaining. Clinton still has a good chance of winning the state.

From me = 514k reported votes so far, but county has 685k active voters and 747K registered voters. County vote is 60% for Clinton so far.

Virginia’s hers, as it was Obama’s in 2012. The problem is MI/ PA.

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whitebeach  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:49:10pm

re: #296 Backwoods_Sleuth

whitebeach, are you as shocked as I am?

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Shocked, shocked I tell you, to learn that a substantial majority of the people in this state are ignorant racist assholes.

But then again, lots of Americans probably feel that way about the whole country right now.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:49:28pm
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William Lewis  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:49:29pm

Ok, for those of you wanting a nice story as a break from the election, I just posted a page about an act of kindness by a fellow named Chris Shiflett… :)

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Tyrion  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:49:30pm

re: #382 The Vicious Babushka

My bad, but still I would think the Michigan paper should know what is happening. The projection was made at 9:35pm.

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nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:49:39pm

re: #384 Mattand

Jesus, this fucker is going to win this, isn’t he?

No, but it’s going to be a bastard of a night until sanity finally crawls over the finish line.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:49:54pm

re: #375 Lidane

I’m taking a karmic sort of comfort that it’s raining here tonight. I’m not even watching the results come in and I’m nervous.

As a Latina the prospect of a Trump presidency terrifies me. God help us.

It’s pouring down rain here in the Backwoods.
And getting kinda cold.
Might have to fire up the pellet stove.

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Kragar  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:49:58pm
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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:50:07pm

re: #386 Brian J.

That involved the image of Gandhi shouting “Our Words Are Backed With NUCLEAR WEAPONS!” for those who don’t get the joke. In Civ V, an error made him absurdly willing to throw nukes around if/ when he developed them.

Actually an error going back to Civ 1. Basically the moment a country moves into the modern era, their hostility parameter goes down a notch. But Gandhi was written from the start of the game with a hostility of 0. So as soon as he hits the modern era, he goes -1 and comes back around to be the most hostile fucker on the map. Montezuma is known to say “Dude, take it down a notch.”

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:50:14pm

re: #380 ckkatz

From 538:
In Virginia, Clinton is now down by just 5,000 votes with 14 percent of precincts still remaining. Clinton still has a good chance of winning the state.

From me = 514k reported votes so far, but county has 685k active voters and 747K registered voters. County vote is 60% for Clinton so far.

Virginia was not supposed to be close.

Nate Silver looking more and more like he was right.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:50:35pm

re: #384 Mattand

Jesus, this fucker is going to win this, isn’t he?

NO! And just stop it!

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:50:42pm

I’ve closed down the trackers. I can recognize when the stress isn’t doing good things for me.

That I’m mapping out the practical personal changes a Trump presidency would bring about terrifies me, but it’s at least something I can do.

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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:50:45pm

What we’re seeing, very clearly, is that Drumpfskind has successfully garnered the poor white vote in rural America. He designed his campaign to appeal to them.

Resentment - that is why we are seeing on those maps.

Clinton probably won overwhelmingly in most counties where the average income is in the upper third of the national distribution.

Resentment is what drives people to watch Fox and listen to the hate-talkers on radio.

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Mattand  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:50:45pm

re: #393 nickzi

No, but it’s going to be a bastard of a night until sanity finally crawls over the finish line.

Hope you’re right. I’m getting that same sick feeling I got in 2000, though.

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teleskiguy  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:50:48pm

Here, have some ominous ambient music.

#6

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jaunte  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:51:05pm
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A wild WITHAK appeared!  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:51:20pm
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teleskiguy  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:51:59pm
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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:52:00pm

e_e

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b.d.  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:52:27pm

lol

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nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:52:27pm

Seeing rumors online that square-jawed, manly Joe Manchin is publicly considering switching parties.

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DodgerFan1988  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:52:40pm

The Kremlin is happy with the results so far.

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Belafon  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:52:48pm

re: #400 freetoken

Somewhere showed that the average Trump supporters is doing better than those around them.

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No Depression  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:52:49pm

So apparently the smooth jazz on the Weather Channel isn’t an effective stress reliever.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:53:01pm

re: #405 teleskiguy

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He punched a moose? Weak sauce. Imma run out and wrestle a grizzly.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:53:04pm

re: #408 nickzi

Seeing rumors online that square-jawed, manly Joe Manchin is publicly considering switching parties.

So courageous.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:53:09pm

re: #399 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I am going to Canada. AT least or a little while.

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nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:53:27pm

re: #403 jaunte

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Well, that’s all I needed. Why can’t some of us understand that cat people are people too?

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Charles Johnson  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:53:39pm

Hillary just took the lead in Virginia.

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:54:01pm

re: #404 A wild WITHAK appeared!

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I’ve run out of nails to bite! Of course my nails haven’t yet fully recovered from the World Series last week…

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TedStriker  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:54:10pm

re: #401 Mattand

Hope you’re right. I’m getting that same sick feeling I got in 2000, though.

You know that Trump’s gonna file legal challenges everywhere; IMO, I think that may be a reason why he’s phoned it in on his ground game and ad buys for the most part, he’s counting on his lawyers to win it for him.

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RinaX  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:54:34pm

Goddamnit, I was contentedly watching Forensic Files reruns on HLN, when fucking Wolf Blitzer’s mug popped in. I don’t need that shit.

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teleskiguy  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:54:40pm
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gocart mozart  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:54:45pm
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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:54:52pm

Still room in NC. Please oh please oh please.

I think Florida is lost, but we will see.

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dangerman  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:55:08pm

In case it’s not overly obvious. The random order in which precincts report is meaningless.
Only the final all done per state result counts.
When you have that then you know something.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:55:08pm

re: #417 Myron Falwell (no relation)

I’ve run out of nails to bite! Of course my nails haven’t yet fully recovered from the World Series last week…

Look on the bright side, you can’t rain delay an election.

/

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Ubiq  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:55:16pm

Right now, I’m starting to wish that Hillary Clinton had the awesome election rigging capabilities that various Bernie fanatics insisted she had in the primaries.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:55:48pm

re: #425 Ubiq

Right now, I’m starting to wish that Hillary Clinton had the awesome election rigging capabilities that various Bernie fanatics insisted she had in the primaries.

Or that Trump himself insinuated that she had.

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No Depression  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:55:52pm

When this election is done, I won’t be able to look at most of my fellow whites (especially the men) quite the same way. I’ll always be wondering about the darkness that might dwell in their hearts.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:56:10pm

re: #425 Ubiq

Right now, I’m starting to wish that Hillary Clinton had the awesome election rigging capabilities that various Bernie fanatics insisted she had in the primaries.

They’re going to be insufferable if she loses.

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Ian G.  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:56:27pm

Good evening, everyone. Well, I wish it were a better night.

Anyway, the fear I’ve long had deep in the back of my mind if it ever came to that was Chile: Latin America’s most succesful, stable democracy, with a 17 year interlude of right-wing death squads, torture sites, and international terrorism.

But I think of Pinochet, and then Trump, and to compare the two is ludicrous. Pinochet was a smart, ruthless, determined military professional. Trump is a pathetic d-list celebrity buffoon. There is no way he could ever pull off the kind of right-wing dictatorship that Augusto did.

I hate that this is what I’m believing in right now to keep me sane, but there it is.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:56:32pm

re: #427 No Depression

When this election is done, I won’t be able to look at most of my fellow whites (especially the men) quite the same way. I’ll always be wondering about the darkness that might dwell in their hearts.

I know and I’m a white guy.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:56:56pm

Nate Silver still has her at 73% to win.

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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:56:56pm

Consider my way of thinking: Hillary is still going to win and the fleeting taste of victory is gonna make the coming implosion of the GOP all the sweeter.

If I’m wrong, may God strik

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:56:58pm

On that CA shooting.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:57:24pm

re: #427 No Depression

I know so many who basically said they held their nose and voted for Trump because they couldn’t stand Hillary.

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:57:47pm

re: #410 Belafon

Somewhere showed that the average Trump supporters is doing better than those around them.

Vox.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:58:06pm

VA just called for Clinton.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:58:07pm

re: #431 Scottishdragon

Nate Silver still her at 73% to win.

BUTBUTBUT NEW YORK TIMES!!!!!

[Clutches pearls.]

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:58:15pm
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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:58:33pm

re: #436 Eclectic Cyborg

VA just called for Clinton.

TRUMP FIREWALL

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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:58:38pm

re: #436 Eclectic Cyborg

VA just called for Clinton.

See, what did I tell ya? We got this shit.

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:58:48pm

re: #419 RinaX

Goddamnit, I was contentedly watching Forensic Files reruns on HLN, when fucking Wolf Blitzer’s mug popped in. I don’t need that shit.

I Know! I thought the dog sat on the remote and changed the channel.

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:59:00pm

re: #440 Targetpractice

See, what did I tell ya? We got this shit.

Iknowrite.
:P

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:59:20pm

re: #427 No Depression

When this election is done, I won’t be able to look at most of my fellow whites (especially the men) quite the same way. I’ll always be wondering about the darkness that might dwell in their hearts.

re: #430 HappyWarrior

I know and I’m a white guy.

As am I.

Even if she prevails, it’s still demoralizing to not only know that they exist, but would flaunt their hatred in front of cameras and on social media.

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BigPapa  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:59:24pm

re: #434 Eclectic Cyborg

I know so many who basically said they held their nose and voted for Trump because they couldn’t stand Hillary.

I can’t stand those people

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:59:33pm

re: #440 Targetpractice

See, what did I tell ya? We got this shit.

Everybody take a deep breath. Then take a shot. Then fuck right off and loosen up, because I’ve been saying it all week - it’s going to be close, but the world will not, in fact, be ending tomorrow.

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whitebeach  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:59:40pm

re: #427 No Depression

When this election is done, I won’t be able to look at most of my fellow whites (especially the men) quite the same way. I’ll always be wondering about the darkness that might dwell in their hearts.

One thing I’ll say for most of the white men where I live: You won’t have to wonder for very long.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:59:50pm

re: #408 nickzi

Seeing rumors online that square-jawed, manly Joe Manchin is publicly considering switching parties.

Oh, so he’s finally going to admit he’s been a Republican all along.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:59:53pm

Mi and wi?

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A wild WITHAK appeared!  Nov 8, 2016 • 6:59:54pm

re: #436 Eclectic Cyborg

VA just called for Clinton.

By whom

nm I see it

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nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:00:12pm

Well, let’s see if Florida can finally do the nation a solid to make up for the debacle of 2000.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:00:21pm

re: #449 A wild WITHAK appeared!

Fox.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:00:31pm

re: #434 Eclectic Cyborg

I know so many who basically said they held their nose and voted for Trump because they couldn’t stand Hillary.

Biden would have been the better candidate.

I like a lot about Hillary and I was proud to vote for her. The GOP has thrown 30 years of shit at her and 90% of it was utterly fucking unwarranted and utterly dishonest. I get that.

Something about the name “Clinton” just drives half of America bugfuck in a way that I cannot comprehend…and she was honestly not the strongest candidate we could have put up.

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No Depression  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:00:34pm

re: #434 Eclectic Cyborg

I know so many who basically said they held their nose and voted for Trump because they couldn’t stand Hillary.

Something is seriously wrong with anyone that finds Clinton more repulsive than Trump. Her only crime is coming off as cold and inauthentic at times, whereas Trump is a compulsive liar, a psychopath and a bigot.

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RinaX  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:00:34pm

re: #427 No Depression

When this election is done, I won’t be able to look at most of my fellow whites (especially the men) quite the same way. I’ll always be wondering about the darkness that might dwell in their hearts.

Well, as an African-American woman in a predominantly white field who has to get along with a co-worker who has blatant anti-Obama signs all over his desk (he’s always helpful, though), you learn to live with the permanent inner side-eye. I have it for pretty much any white person that I’m not sure is a Democrat, and a real one at that.

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TedStriker  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:00:42pm

re: #440 Targetpractice

See, what did I tell ya? We got this shit.

Fuckit, I’m just going to bounce between reading LGF, watching Real Genius, and playing a couple of rounds of Battlefield 1.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:00:45pm

re: #445 thedopefishlives

Everybody take a deep breath. Then take a shot. Then fuck right off and loosen up, because I’ve been saying it all week - it’s going to be close, but the world will not, in fact, be ending tomorrow.

I quit drinking 11 years ago. Not going to start again.

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:00:48pm

re: #450 nickzi

Well, let’s see if Florida can finally do the nation a solid to make up for the debacle of 2000.

Dunno, Florida Man and all.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:00:48pm

mr. klys is home which just means there are two of us to pace around the house nervously.

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Belafon  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:00:59pm

re: #434 Eclectic Cyborg

I know so many who basically said they held their nose and voted for Trump because they couldn’t stand Hillary.

That would be the highly educated people I work with at my defense contractor here now Texas.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:01:12pm

re: #456 Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch

I quit drinking 11 years ago. Not going to start again.

That’s fair enough. Take a non-alcoholic shot, then. On me.

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jaunte  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:01:21pm
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nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:01:24pm

re: #443 Myron Falwell (no relation)

As am I.

Even if she prevails, it’s still demoralizing to not only know that they exist, but would flaunt their hatred in front of cameras and on social media.

Nothing has made me more ashamed to be white and male than observing the behavior of my fellow white men over the years.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:01:26pm

re: #458 klys (maker of Silmarils)

mr. klys is home which just means there are two of us to pace around the house nervously.

And cats. Mustn’t forget the cats.

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BeachDem  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:01:27pm

I’m home from the watch party and so glad to not have the jibber-jabbering of MSNBC going on. If Steve Kornacki jumped around any more, I was afraid he was going to launch himself into outerspace.

I still think she’s going to pull it out, but I am ashamed that there are so many ignorant, hateful people in this country to make it this close and I find in extremely depressing.

Need to go look at numbers in NY, which I’m hoping she takes 80-20, because above all else, that will really rankle the disgusting piece of refuse.

I’m here with you all now (like it or hate it) for the duration.

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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:01:45pm

Neither Iowa nor Arizona has been called, but the exit polls show them -3 and -4 respectively… and they’ve been too generous to us all night.

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teleskiguy  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:01:52pm
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Sherlock Hound  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:01:57pm

re: #446 whitebeach

One thing I’ll say for most of the white men where I live: You won’t have to wonder for very long.

They must wear it on their sleeve. Up north, I have to wait for them to out themselves on Facebook. //

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:01:58pm

Pretty sure Florida is dead set on being, well, Florida.
;P

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nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:02:00pm

re: #458 klys (maker of Silmarils)

mr. klys is home which just means there are two of us to pace around the house nervously.

GROUP HUG!!!

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Joe Bacon  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:02:02pm

re: #459 Belafon

That would be the highly educated people I work with at my defense contractor here now Texas.

And include a lot of callers I deal with at Social Security. Amazing how they hate the President and that hate doubles down on Hillary…

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:02:16pm

re: #463 thedopefishlives

And cats. Mustn’t forget the cats.

They’re not nervous. Just hungry.

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lawhawk  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:02:28pm

re: #450 nickzi

Well, let’s see if Florida can finally do the nation a solid to make up for the debacle of 2000.

It’s fuckin Florida. So they’ll fuck with the nation for a little while longer. Because this seems to be their permanent role.

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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:02:57pm

And Pennsylvania just crossed the Upshot line.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:02:59pm

re: #460 thedopefishlives

That’s fair enough. Take a non-alcoholic shot, then. On me.

It is time for my clonazepam, though. ;-)

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nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:03:04pm

re: #472 lawhawk

It’s fuckin Florida. So they’ll fuck with the nation for a little while longer. Because this seems to be their permanent role.

They are, after all, the drooping dick state.

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No Depression  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:03:07pm

re: #462 nickzi

Nothing has made me more ashamed to be white and male than observing the behavior of my fellow white men over the years.

I used to mock the very idea of white guilt itself. I totally get it now.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:03:12pm

Still no call for GA, what the fuck is that about?

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:03:17pm

re: #445 thedopefishlives

Everybody take a deep breath. Then take a shot. Then fuck right off and loosen up, because I’ve been saying it all week - it’s going to be close, but the world will not, in fact, be ending tomorrow.

If Trump wins, it may actually be the end of the Republic in her current form. Some sort of American may survive, but very possibly with different boundaries and a different type of government.

Proto fascist demagogues tend to do that. Not kidding a bit.

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:03:21pm

re: #475 nickzi

They are, after all, the drooping dick state.

Sad!

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:03:34pm

re: #473 Brian J.

?

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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:03:44pm

FL will end up doing what it’s done since 2000: Come down to the last few thousand votes, giving the winner just a thin enough margin that the other side swears there was massive cheating going on.

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calochortus  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:03:54pm

re: #458 klys (maker of Silmarils)

mr. klys is home which just means there are two of us to pace around the house nervously.

Yeah. Mr. C. is not a happy camper either. This fails to help me relax.

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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:03:58pm

re: #480 Ziggy_TARDIS

?

Upshot now has Trump favored to carry Pennsylvania.

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:04:08pm

re: #454 RinaX

Well, as an African-American woman in a predominantly white field who has to get along with a co-worker who has blatant anti-Obama signs all over his desk (he’s always helpful, though), you learn to live with the permanent inner side-eye. I have it for pretty much any white person that I’m not sure is a Democrat, and a real one at that.

That makes this older white woman sad.

I hate my fellow Americans sometimes.

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teleskiguy  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:04:11pm
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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:04:31pm

re: #478 Scottishdragon

If Trump wins, it may actually be the end of the Republic in her current form. Some sort of American may survive, but very possibly with different boundaries and a different type of government.

Proto fascist demagogues tend to do that. Not kidding a bit.

I know you’re not kidding, none of us are. I am not denying that a Drumpf Presidency will be disastrous. I, however, am going to disagree. I don’t think that the Republic will be over.

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Edge of a dream AKA Cankles Mccellulite  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:04:50pm

re: #443 Myron Falwell (no relation)

As am I.

Even if she prevails, it’s still demoralizing to not only know that they exist, but would flaunt their hatred in front of cameras and on social media.

Yes, we have a lot of “unfortunate” white men here. But we also have some of the best men in the world as well (thank dog). I have been around the world enough to make that assertion.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:05:02pm

Kellyanne crazy lady on Fox right now.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:05:10pm

re: #483 Brian J.

IT’S over then.

I will finish school, and I will leave.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:05:12pm

re: #477 Eclectic Cyborg

Still no call for GA, what the fuck is that about?

Half the vote is still out for some reason.

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jaunte  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:05:12pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:05:17pm
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ObserverArt  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:06:07pm

What is up with New Hampshire? Have they been called? One of the first states to close and it isn’t that big population wise. Do they bring in results by horse?

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:06:12pm

WTF is happening in Michigan??

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Sherlock Hound  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:06:23pm
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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:06:27pm

re: #489 Ziggy_TARDIS

IT’S over then.

I will finish school, and I will leave.

Good grief. Just stop it.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:06:50pm

re: #471 klys (maker of Silmarils)

They’re not nervous. Just hungry.

And in charge of all things

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nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:07:07pm

re: #489 Ziggy_TARDIS

IT’S over then.

I will finish school, and I will leave.

Don’t zig when you can zag, my nervous friend.

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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:07:18pm

re: #459 Belafon

Yup. What I labeled “baked-in” hatred of the Clintons, particularly Hillary.

But we knew this back in the primary.

So many of the younger, and female, Hillary supporters probably never appreciated how despised Hillary is with a large fraction of the population.

Pollsters knew this - which they demonstrated easily with the negatives that showed up in the polling. Only Drumpf was least liked than her.

Hillary won the nomination because she was the choice of the Democratic machinery (this is not a Bernie conspiracy I’m peddling - rather it’s based on Hillary’s decision to move to NY to run for Senate, the one state she knew she could win.)

Hillary will win tonight because of the Democratic machinery too. The Obama states will put her into office. But many Americans will have voted against her because they detest her.

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teleskiguy  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:07:25pm

re: #489 Ziggy_TARDIS

DUDE, SHUT THE FUCK UP! GO SOMEWHERE ELSE IF YOU’RE GOING TO DO THIS SHIT YOU FUCKIN’ MOMO!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:07:44pm

re: #477 Eclectic Cyborg

Still no call for GA, what the fuck is that about?

the freakout if it’s called for Hillary will be breathtaking.

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:07:46pm

re: #494 Scottishdragon

WTF is happening in Michigan??

Hrm.

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:07:47pm

re: #469 nickzi

GROUP HUG!!!

Thanks. I need that.

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:07:51pm

Ya’ll need some xanax or some shit.

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teleskiguy  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:07:59pm

Sorry, but ProLifeLiberal is being an annoying jackass.

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gocart mozart  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:08:03pm
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Sherlock Hound  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:08:26pm

Details:

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:08:43pm

re: #470 Joe Bacon

And include a lot of callers I deal with at Social Security. Amazing how they hate the President and that hate doubles down on Hillary…

They’re gonna love it when the GOP screws them bigly.

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A wild WITHAK appeared!  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:08:56pm

re: #507 Sherlock Hound

Details:

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Oh FFS. Are they SERIOUS?

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Belafon  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:08:59pm

re: #486 thedopefishlives

I know you’re not kidding, none of us are. I am not denying that a Drumpf Presidency will be disastrous. I, however, am going to disagree. I don’t think that the Republic will be over.

What will happen is that the country will move a lot closer to what it was 100 years ago. Things will get tougher for minorities and women. And it’ll take a long time to overcome the SCOTUS makeup.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:09:11pm

re: #489 Ziggy_TARDIS

IT’S over then.

I will finish school, and I will leave.

Good thing you aren’t also a woman.

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:09:16pm

re: #473 Brian J.

And Pennsylvania just crossed the Upshot line.

Meaning?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:09:30pm

re: #506 gocart mozart

Thank you, useless fucking media with your horse race bullshit.

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Sherlock Hound  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:09:40pm

re: #509 A wild WITHAK appeared!

Oh FFS. Are they SERIOUS?

I guess so! This is right up Charles’ alley!

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:09:48pm

re: #500 teleskiguy

DUDE, SHUT THE FUCK UP! GO SOMEWHERE ELSE IF YOU’RE GOING TO DO THIS SHIT YOU FUCKIN’ MOMO!

I’m sick of it, too, but that’s just too much.

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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:10:02pm

re: #501 Backwoods_Sleuth

the freakout if it’s called for Hillary will be breathtaking.

Very few precincts are in from Cobb, DeKalb, or Gwinnett Counties, which are the three biggest Atlanta suburbs and make up about a quarter of the state’s population. If we pull off really high voteshare and turnout, we might have a chance.

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Odie Hugh Manatee  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:10:06pm

I’m glad I picked up 10 grams of Purple D shatter yesterday…lol! Time for another dab and kick back to watch the mess unfold…

I buy in bulk and get a great price… :)

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:10:19pm

re: #507 Sherlock Hound

Details:

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Oh good lord. They have out CNN-ed CNN.

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dangerman  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:10:24pm

re: #513 Eclectic Cyborg

Thank you, useless fucking media with your horse race bullshit.

This!!!!!!!!!
More times than I got. What a wasted commentary

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Skip Intro  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:10:26pm

re: #494 Scottishdragon

WTF is happening in Michigan??

They believe that Trump will be bringing the coal mines back. On the bright side here in CA, a Trump wins means there is no drought and he’ll “open up the water”, so we’ve got that going for us.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:10:51pm

re: #450 nickzi

Well, let’s see if Florida can finally do the nation a solid to make up for the debacle of 2000.

Not looking like it, unfortunately.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:10:57pm

re: #510 Belafon

What will happen is that the country will move a lot closer to what it was 100 years ago. Things will get tougher for minorities and women. And it’ll take a long time to overcome the SCOTUS makeup.

Which will suck. It will. I am not going to lie, it will be hard to deal with a Trump presidency. However, I still firmly believe that we are an amazing country with amazing people, and that we will endure the hardship and eventually (hopefully sooner rather than later) reverse the damage that gets done.

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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:11:15pm

Why is Drumpfskind still ahead in FL?

Because FL is full of old people, who have hated Hillary for 24 years.

This 25th year was not going to change their minds.

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:11:21pm

Hate to break it to miners but, natural gas killed yer jerbs.

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wheat-dogg  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:11:43pm

Some uplifting election stuff.

Instagram

Fabio Alvarado, 91, originally from El Salvador was sworn in as a US citizen on election day and is one of more than 100 million Americans who are voting to decide their next president. Here Mr Alvarado arrives with his wife Marta, 80, to vote in California.
PHOTO: REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni
#BBCSnapshot #ElectionDay #ElectionNight #Election2016

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:11:55pm

I have closed the Tweetdeck. Do not know if I will ever open it again.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:12:01pm

One thing seems sure:

The polling is off. The margin for Clinton in state after state is much thinner than we thought a day ago.

That may well be because Trump actually is bringing in occasional or unreliable voters who were discounted in polls.

528
Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:12:11pm

re: #522 thedopefishlives

I’m oo burned out to go through that. I will leave.

529
Skip Intro  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:12:24pm

re: #513 Eclectic Cyborg

Thank you, useless fucking media with your horse race bullshit.

And their $2 billion in free advertising they gave him.

530
Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:12:40pm

re: #504 Varek Raith

Ya’ll need some xanax or some shit.

531
Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:12:54pm

NH might go for Trump, what the fuck?

532
Joe Bacon  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:12:57pm

re: #508 MsJ

They’re gonna love it when the GOP screws them bigly.

MsJ, they don’t care because they got Jesus! And Jesus is coming in a few weeks to turn on the Holy Hoover Vacuum Cleaner to rapture them!

533
Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:13:41pm

Look, I understand the freaking out. I understand that many thought this would be a landslide. Truth is, it was always going to be close. It’s why I’m not all panicky. Pretty much what I was expecting.

534
Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:13:46pm

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:14:01pm

re: #403 jaunte

This just in: Generalissimo Trump, on the occasion of his 127th birthday, declares the existence of dogs the final barrier to his long-promised plan to Make America Great Again.

Despite not having made any public appearances since mid 2025, the latest emanations from Trump Tower continue to assure the public that Generalissimo Trump is in “tremendous health”, and continues to have a winning disposition.

536
Sherlock Hound  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:14:06pm
537
freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:14:09pm

re: #531 Eclectic Cyborg

NH might go for Trump, what the fuck?

It is a “conservative” state… but the populated areas… well, what goes for a populated area, still has many precincts not yet reporting.

538
teleskiguy  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:14:10pm

Glenn Beck being interviewed by Lester Holt on NBC News. Has the whole world gone CRAZY?!?

539
MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:14:15pm

re: #533 Varek Raith

Look, I understand the freaking out. I understand that many thought this would be a landslide. Truth is, it was always going to be close. It’s why I’m not all panicky. Pretty much what I was expecting.

Thank you for your calming voice.

540
Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:14:21pm

I’ve got a horrible feeling right now… trying to find the chillax pills…

541
Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:14:33pm

re: #530 Targetpractice

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Ok, not that guy.
/Totally didn’t kill him in my playthroughs <_<

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nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:14:48pm

re: #527 Scottishdragon

One thing seems sure:

The polling is off. The margin for Clinton in state after state is much thinner than we thought a day ago.

That may well be because Trump actually is bringing in occasional or unreliable voters who were discounted in polls.

i think part of it is con-artists like Jill Stein taking votes from people who thought it was safe to parade their vacuous “principles”. And then there’s the sad fact that a lot of white men aren’t ready for a female president and hate Clinton with a passion.

543
Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:14:49pm

Burr declared winner for senate from NC.

Fuck.

Florida looking grim.

544
First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:14:58pm

re: #522 thedopefishlives

I still firmly believe that we are an amazing country with amazing people, and that we will endure the hardship and eventually (hopefully sooner rather than later) reverse the damage that gets done.

Now imagine that you’re wrong.

545
teleskiguy  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:15:12pm

PREACH!

546
Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:15:13pm

re: #528 Ziggy_TARDIS

I’m oo burned out to go through that. I will leave.

Do you have somewhere to go? Seriously? Do you? Because with all the blather I hear from Americans who claim they are going to leave and go to some other country, they have the audacity to think that all the countries one might want to move to would actually take them.

547
RinaX  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:15:15pm

re: #484 MsJ

Honestly, it makes me sad to feel this way. And it’s gotten worse over the past eight years. Sadly, I’m less open now than I was when I was younger, when I went out of my way to not let my parent’s prejudices color my thinking. They grew up in North Florida. My mother used to have to walk home down this road where this truck full of racist white boys would yell things at her every day and frighten her to death. And my father experienced equally horrible things.

My niece and nephew are the sweetest, most open things at 10 and 11, who will openly challenge any one of us who slips into generalities about any race, which I’m extremely proud of. But tonight they were truly frightened when they caught a glimpse of the projections showing Hillary down. They’re really intelligent, and I realized that they *get* it. My nephew, sadly, asked me if it was because of white people, and that really depressed me. I told him things would be fine and sent him to bed. I hope to god they will be by the end of the night.

548
dangerman  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:15:25pm

re: #542 nickzi

i think part of it is con-artists like Jill Stein taking votes from people who thought it was safe to parade their vacuous “principles”. And then there’s the sad fact that a lot of white men aren’t ready for a female president and hate Clinton with a passion.

Part of it is all the votes haven’t been counted yet

549
Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:15:26pm

re: #538 teleskiguy

Glenn Beck being interviewed by Lester Holt on NBC News. Has the whole world gone CRAZY?!?

Mad World - Gary Jules

550
Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:15:33pm

re: #541 Varek Raith

Ok, not that guy.
/Totally didn’t kill him in my playthroughs <_<

I picked up the Special Edition the other day and so I gave to the chance to kill him in HD graphics on my XBone. I consider it my treat to myself after not freaking the fuck out tonight.

551
Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:15:38pm

No matter what happens.

I AM DARYL

That is all.

552
Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:15:47pm

re: #533 Varek Raith

Look, I understand the freaking out. I understand that many thought this would be a landslide. Truth is, it was always going to be close. It’s why I’m not all panicky. Pretty much what I was expecting.

The ultimate shame is that it shouldn’t have been.

553
ObserverArt  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:16:00pm

re: #537 freetoken

It is a “conservative” state… but the populated areas… well, what goes for a populated area, still has many precincts not yet reporting.

Still feeding the horses. The riders needed to pee and then they will be back on the horses and on their way with the results.

554
Stephen T.  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:16:13pm

re: #549 Eclectic Cyborg

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Glen Beck not sounding like a wingnut is kinda scary

555
thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:16:27pm

re: #544 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Now imagine that you’re wrong.

No.

556
Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:16:32pm

And Upshot now has Wisconsin projected to go for Trump… but there are now three states (WI, PA, IA) all in his column by less than 1%. Get them back and win anything else, and she can still prevail.

557
whitebeach  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:16:43pm

If Hillary pulls out Michigan (and, we can hope, the race) it would be beautiful and supremely ironic if it was the Muslim vote in Wayne County and other MI areas that turned the tide.

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:17:01pm

re: #552 Myron Falwell (no relation)

The ultimate shame is that it shouldn’t have been.

Very much true. But it is. I do my best to change it but won’t stress myself the hell out when things get tough. It’ll be an annoying slow process.
Whee!

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teleskiguy  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:17:06pm

re: #551 Backwoods_Sleuth

No matter what happens.

I AM DARYL

That is all.

Data Analyzing Robot Youth Lifeform?

560
Interesting Times  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:17:40pm

Actually, it’s looking like the person with the most accurate predictions was Michael Moore -_-

561
Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:17:46pm

re: #554 Stephen T.

Glen Beck not sounding like a wingnut is kinda scary

thedailybanter.com

562
Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:18:04pm

Brit Hume twisting himself into a fucking pretzel on Fox while pimping Trump.

563
Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:18:12pm

be
re: #558 Varek Raith

Very much true. But it is. I do my best to change it but won’t stress myself the hell out when things get tough. It’ll be an annoying slow process.
Whee!

I’d have a coronary right now if the TV was on. You guys are my only source right now.

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nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:18:20pm

re: #548 dangerman

Part of it is all the votes haven’t been counted yet

True, but it is pretty clear that Trump is much closer than he “should” be - and that, I think, is due partly at least to the factors I cited.

565
No Depression  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:18:29pm

There sure are a lot of stupid people in this world.

566
MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:18:40pm

re: #547 RinaX

I know how I feel. I’m 56 and white. I can’t imagine how POC, LGBT, disabled or non-Christian’s feel. I’m frightened. You guys have to be terrified.

I’m sorry. From the bottom of my heart.

567
nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:19:03pm

re: #557 whitebeach

If Hillary pulls out Michigan (and, we can hope, the race) it would be beautiful and supremely ironic if it was the Muslim vote in Wayne County and other MI areas that turned the tide.

I’ve always said that Sharia would come through for Hillary….

568
Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:19:09pm
569
BeachDem  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:19:12pm

re: #522 thedopefishlives

Which will suck. It will. I am not going to lie, it will be hard to deal with a Trump presidency. However, I still firmly believe that we are an amazing country with amazing people, and that we will endure the hardship and eventually (hopefully sooner rather than later) reverse the damage that gets done.

And I feel that if a majority of the people in the country vote for Trump to be president, it’s all over but the shouting.

570
Chrysicat  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:19:22pm

re: #528 Ziggy_TARDIS

I’d be right there with you if any other English-speaking country didn’t have Americans on their ‘last in line for a residency permit’ list.

As it is…

571
Wozza Matter?  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:19:59pm

So, who gave me shit a few weeks back for saying this would be incredibly close and that Trump might win?

572
Skip Intro  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:20:25pm

re: #556 Brian J.

And Upshot now has Wisconsin projected to go for Trump… but there are now three states (WI, PA, IA) all in his column by less than 1%. Get them back and win anything else, and she can still prevail.

So we’re down to this now? What the hell happened to this country? I don’t recognize it any more.

573
Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:20:42pm

If it remains close and Hillary still wins you can bet Trump will not concede.

574
ObserverArt  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:20:53pm

Fuck, calling Ohio for Trump. I haz a big sad.

575
Edge of a dream AKA Cankles Mccellulite  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:21:08pm

They called Ohio for the Orange One.

576
SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:21:09pm

re: #571 Wozza Matter?

The same people who gave me shit last year for arguing that Clinton will pull defeat from the jaws of victory.

577
Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:21:11pm

Ohio for Trump.

578
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:21:11pm

Well, with the arrival of the smug condescension I think I’m off to the bar.

579
thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:21:20pm

re: #573 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

If it remains close and Hillary still wins you can bet Trump will not concede.

I didn’t think he’d concede even if he lost in a landslide.

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:21:22pm

re: #573 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

If it remains close and Hillary still wins you can bet Trump will not concede.

I was never expecting him to regardless.

581
Sherlock Hound  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:21:26pm
582
(alpuz)  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:21:42pm

Good god, Man. If I wake up one year from now and Glen Beck’s pivot makes him the ‘voice of reason’ I’ll finallly punch that kitten who’s been egging me on.

583
Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:21:59pm

re: #547 RinaX

Honestly, it makes me sad to feel this way. And it’s gotten worse over the past eight years. Sadly, I’m less open now than I was when I was younger, when I went out of my way to not let my parent’s prejudices color my thinking. They grew up in North Florida. My mother used to have to walk home down this road where this truck full of racist white boys would yell things at her every day and frighten her to death. And my father experienced equally horrible things.

My niece and nephew are the sweetest, most open things at 10 and 11, who will openly challenge any one of us who slips into generalities about any race, which I’m extremely proud of. But tonight they were truly frightened when they caught a glimpse of the projections showing Hillary down. They’re really intelligent, and I realized that they *get* it. My nephew, sadly, asked me if it was because of white people, and that really depressed me. I told him things would be fine and sent him to bed. I hope to god they will be by the end of the night.

This hurts my heart. Please know that this white woman’s two children 9 and 11 go to schools where they are in the minority (10%). One of my daughters had to go to the neighborhood school for the first week this year until we got a call for the magnet school where she switched. She actually commented to me that she felt more comfortable at the new school, and not the the white-bread school.

Please let your niece and nephew know that there are a lot of white people who are trying to stomp out this bigotry and racism and we stand with you.

584
SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:22:02pm

re: #581 Sherlock Hound

Not caring right now.

585
Wozza Matter?  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:22:03pm

oh, hai…

586
teleskiguy  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:22:15pm
587
freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:22:22pm

In parts of western Nebraska, Drumpf is getting over 80% of the vote.

Certainly, Drumpf was expected to win that Congressional district big… and he did.

588
Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:22:30pm

Who was it that called OH?

589
Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:22:44pm

Governor’s race in NC basically tied.

590
Sherlock Hound  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:22:46pm

re: #566 MsJ

I know how I feel. I’m 56 and white. I can’t imagine how POC, LGBT, disabled or non-Christian’s feel. I’m frightened. You guys have to be terrified.

I’m sorry. From the bottom of my heart.

I’m a white male who has known some real bigots. I think this might be deserved punishment.

591
Edge of a dream AKA Cankles Mccellulite  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:22:49pm

re: #588 Eclectic Cyborg

Who was it that called OH?

MSNBC

592
Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:22:51pm
593
teleskiguy  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:22:59pm

re: #588 Eclectic Cyborg

Who was it that called OH?

NBC News is calling Ohio for Trump.

594
ObserverArt  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:23:01pm

re: #588 Eclectic Cyborg

Who was it that called OH?

MSNBC

595
teleskiguy  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:23:22pm
596
lawhawk  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:23:27pm
597
Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:23:37pm

re: #588 Eclectic Cyborg

Who was it that called OH?

MSNBC

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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:23:41pm

re: #575 Edge of a dream AKA Cankles Mccellulite

They called Ohio for the Orange One.

Pre-election polling indicated a narrow Drumpf win in OH.

This is not surprising.

Lots of grievance-playing in the Rust Belt.

599
Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:23:46pm

Dow futures down 600 now.

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No Depression  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:24:07pm

re: #592 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I truly think she’s evil.

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:24:09pm
602
nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:24:18pm

Jill Stein, dime store anarchist and anti-vaxxer of convenience. How did that idiot ever escape from the asylum?

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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:24:38pm

re: #592 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Jill, do you remember what happened to Ralph after he managed to get Dubya elected? That will be a paradise compared to what’s in store for you if you help Der Trumpenfuhrer win the White House.

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Sherlock Hound  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:24:44pm

re: #585 Wozza Matter?

oh, hai…

Oh, hai!
<Six hours later>
Kthxbye!

Just like Breitbart.

605
Jay C  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:25:08pm

Shit. ABC’s “battleground” chart now shows Trump projected to get 276 EVs:

And what is with that huge margin in Ohio?

606
Kragar  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:25:20pm
607
Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:25:33pm

re: #602 nickzi

Jill Stein, dime store anarchist and anti-vaxxer of convenience. How did that idiot ever escape from the asylum?

You know…the people voting for her would likely never have voted for Hillary anyway.

Far left purity ponies won’t sully themselves.

608
Chrysicat  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:25:35pm

re: #544 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Well, if Fishy’s wrong, but civilization doesn’t get ended worldwide by nuclear war, then at least we can rest assured that the country won’t be allowed to elect another Trump.

Because he will get us into WWIII to support Russia’s ‘reinstatement’ of the Baltics to their empire, and US morale will be low enough suddenly being forced to be allies of people who are against everything non-white-supremacist Americans embody, that the EU and China will be able to beat the American-Russian alliance.

And I sincerely doubt they’d let us keep the political system that got us into a war of aggression.

609
Belafon  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:25:58pm

When the books are written on this, we’ll record hat Clinton got punished for doing too much, and for being a woman. People keep talking about the hatred of Clinton, but the hatred is entirely based on vapor ware. We have found out that a huge portion of the public can be duped into thinking that if you attack someone enough, there must be something there.

And don’t forget the racism. We’re seeing even more whites shift to the Republicans. I continue to think that Republicans will become minority party, but it is going to take a while.

610
Single-handed sailor  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:26:18pm

Looks like I picked the wrong election to quit smoking. I have to wait another 90 minutes before I can have a nicotine lozenge.

611
ObserverArt  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:26:21pm

Now MSNBC is calling Virginia for Hillary.

612
Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:26:23pm

re: #606 Kragar

Comment of the fucking night right there.

Fox calls CO for Clinton.

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austin_blue  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:26:35pm

Well, I’m switching to scotch, sackcloth and ashes.

614
Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:26:42pm

Virginia called for Hillary over an hour after we thought she would have wrapped that up.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:27:04pm

re: #592 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Fuck you, Jill Stein, popped right into my head and then I scrolled down and saw that I was not alone.

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:27:18pm

re: #605 Jay C

Shit. ABC’s “battleground” chart now shows Trump projected to get 276 EVs:

And what is with that huge margin in Ohio?

My home state of Ohio really let me down tonight.

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:27:19pm

re: #614 Scottishdragon

Virginia called for Hillary over an hour after we thought she would have wrapped that up.

Just like 2012. Same freakout then, too.

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nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:27:23pm

re: #607 Scottishdragon

You know…the people voting for her would likely never have voted for Hillary anyway.

Far left purity ponies won’t sully themselves.

Well, I hope I end up next to her on the chain gang so I can send her a sternly reproving look every hour on the hour.

619
Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:27:25pm
620
Charles Johnson  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:27:37pm
621
Kragar  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:27:40pm
622
Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:27:59pm

CNN calls Ohio for Trump.

623
SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:28:05pm

I’m not buying this WW3 crap. Trump is too stupid even for that. What’s going to happen is that the US will be almost completely isolated by 2020. All the countries we count on as allies and trading partners will have no choice but to align with China and Russia. Hell, even ISIS won’t care about us anymore.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:28:14pm

re: #619 Backwoods_Sleuth

What the fuck is decision desk??

625
Skip Intro  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:28:39pm

Anyone have the current EV totals ?

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:28:44pm

Fascinating.

627
jaunte  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:29:00pm
628
Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:29:04pm

Hey Charles, might be time for a fresh thread!

629
Romantic Heretic  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:29:08pm

re: #366 Targetpractice

Christ, I should have spent the night playing Civ V. At least there, when people are panicking, it’s because my tanks are steamrolling their spearmen.

That’s what I was doing earlier. Playing Egyptians. Got a whole, small, continent to myself. So it’s very peaceful.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:29:16pm

re: #610 Single-handed sailor

Looks like I picked the wrong election to quit smoking. I have to wait another 90 minutes before I can have a nicotine lozenge.

If I’m not drinking, you can do the not smoking. You got this!

631
Stephen T.  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:29:24pm

re: #625 Skip Intro

Anyone have the current EV totals ?

nytimes.com is showing 109 HC 150 DT.

632
Unshaken Defiance  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:29:27pm

re: #608 Chrysicat

All this going on good to see ya here.

633
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:29:29pm

Geez—I leave you guys alone for an hour…fuck, fuck, fuck!

634
RinaX  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:29:30pm

re: #566 MsJ

re: #583 Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch

Thank, guys. Places like this keep me sane, even though I don’t post much.

635
thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:29:31pm

re: #627 jaunte

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And didn’t someone earlier say CO was projected to go Clinton? So that leaves NV.

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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:30:10pm

re: #635 thedopefishlives

And didn’t someone earlier say CO was projected to go Clinton? So that leaves NV.

The problem is that scenario required Michigan and Pennsylvania to stay put on our side of the line.

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:30:11pm

It’s not over… but I’m scared that the clock is starting to run out. Of course Ohio going for him is demoralizing.

Are there any paths left???

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weave  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:30:22pm

Michigan is a potential problem. Lose that and we’re in big trouble.

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freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:30:25pm

Drumpf still ahead in the popular vote:

34,454,685
32,978,788

I didn’t think that Drumpf would get to Romney’s vote total, but it looks like I may be wrong.

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Franklin  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:30:38pm

re: #627 jaunte

Does that include OH going for Trump?

641
No Depression  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:31:03pm

re: #639 freetoken

Drumpf still ahead in the popular vote:

34,454,685
32,978,788

I didn’t think that Drumpf would get to Romney’s vote total, but it looks like I may be wrong.

There are a lot of dumb fucking racists in this country.

642
Jay C  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:31:14pm

re: #623 SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN

I’m not buying this WW3 crap. Trump is too stupid even for that. What’s going to happen is that the US will be almost completely isolated by 2020. All the countries we count on as allies and trading partners will have no choice but to align with China and Russia. Hell, even ISIS won’t care about us anymore.

Yeah, that’s a cheery prospect, all right!
So even if a President Trump doesn’t propel us into some stupid shooting war someplace, he’ll start a trade war of some kind to fulfill his campaign promises to Rust Belt, USA? That will work out fine, I’m sure….

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:31:19pm

re: #627 jaunte

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I posted before reading this. A little bit calmer now… hopefully…

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:31:20pm

NC and Fl called for Trump?

Jesus.

OK guys….we may be losing this.

Michigan is the firewall and paths to 270 are opening for Trump.

If it comes to Nevada….those fuckers in Washington are saying they will throw the whole thing to the House…and Nevada as the tipping point looks increasingly likely.

645
freetoken  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:31:21pm

re: #637 Myron Falwell (no relation)

Are there any paths left???

For what?

Drumpf has to win MI and NC as well as OH and FL in order to win.

646
Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:31:22pm

re: #638 weave

Michigan is a potential problem. Lose that and we’re in big trouble.

Weren’t there still many from Wayne county to tally up?

647
Amory Blaine  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:31:32pm

648
Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:31:38pm

270towin has pretty much crashed.

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lawhawk  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:32:03pm

re: #644 Scottishdragon

NC and Fl called for Trump?

Jesus.

OK guys….we may be losing this.

Michigan is the firewall and paths to 270 are opening for Trump.

If it comes to Nevada….those fuckers in Washington are saying they will throw the whole thing to the House…and Nevada as te tipping point looks increasingly likely.

NC and FL have been called by some outfit, not the major networks. Chill. Not over. Not by a long shot.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:32:29pm

re: #636 Brian J.

The problem is that scenario required Michigan and Pennsylvania to stay put on our side of the line.

*shrug* I’m really not worried. I’m not. I’m expecting to wake up tomorrow and see the headline reading “Trump Wins”. Not because I genuinely believe he’ll win, mind you; it’s more of a, “Hope for the best, plan for the worst” mentality. Oh fucking well. I know, for women and minorities, this is a genuinely scary proposition, but I’m hoping that sanity and rationality will still prevent the total collapse of our egalitarian society.

651
Romantic Heretic  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:32:33pm

re: #386 Brian J.

That involved the image of Gandhi shouting “Our Words Are Backed With NUCLEAR WEAPONS!” for those who don’t get the joke. In Civ V, an error made him absurdly willing to throw nukes around if/ when he developed them.

I understand that error goes back to either the first or second Civ. I can’t help but wonder why they didn’t fix it.

652
Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:32:35pm

Dow futures down 700.

653
UnderTheRadar  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:32:50pm

re: #635 thedopefishlives

And didn’t someone earlier say CO was projected to go Clinton? So that leaves NV.

From Reno, I don’t think NV will be the problem - Las Vegas has got it. It’s the others I worry about.

654
thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:33:08pm

re: #651 Romantic Heretic

I understand that error goes back to either the first or second Civ. I can’t help but wonder why they didn’t fix it.

Probably because it’s so fucking hilarious, who would actually want to fix it?

655
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:33:18pm
656
Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:33:30pm

re: #651 Romantic Heretic

I understand that error goes back to either the first or second Civ. I can’t help but wonder why they didn’t fix it.

Because the juxtaposition of Gandhi and weapons of mass destruction was too much fun, I guess.

657
Wozza Matter?  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:33:54pm

My prediction
Trump 282
Clinton 254

658
MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:33:57pm

Charles, new thread, please!

659
ObserverArt  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:34:25pm

re: #650 thedopefishlives

*shrug* I’m really not worried. I’m not. I’m expecting to wake up tomorrow and see the headline reading “Trump Wins”. Not because I genuinely believe he’ll win, mind you; it’s more of a, “Hope for the best, plan for the worst” mentality. Oh fucking well. I know, for women and minorities, this is a genuinely scary proposition, but I’m hoping that sanity and rationality will still prevent the total collapse of our egalitarian society.

What I am worried about is “little things like Obamacare” that are very important to me. I am on a thin line economic wise and that could be a back breaker for me.

660
Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:34:30pm

538 now predicting Trump victory.

661
OhNoZombies!  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:34:31pm

For the next few days, I’ll be looking at my neighbors real funny-like…and not just because I’ve been banging my head against the wall for the past 10 minutes.

662
Jay C  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:34:38pm

ABC just called VA for Hillary.
Small comfort, though.
Still WAY to close for any chill…..

663
Charles Johnson  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:34:40pm
664
Odie Hugh Manatee  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:34:47pm

re: #641 No Depression

There are a lot of dumb fucking racists in this country.

Who knew that all Romney had to do to win in 2012 was to be wealthy, treat women like trash, discriminate against minorities and be a racist, ignorant bigot.

Now we know the qualities that a conservative wants to see in a President.

/wretch

665
Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:34:55pm

re: #645 freetoken

For what?

Drumpf has to win MI and NC as well as OH and FL in order to win.

I posted before seeing Jante’s post above with Ari Melber’s tweet. Crossing my fingers with Michigan (and as a Buckeye, I never thought I’d say that!).

666
Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:35:25pm

Yeah, not liking this.

667
jaunte  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:35:49pm
668
Shiplord Kirel  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:36:05pm

re: #602 nickzi

Jill Stein, dime store anarchist and anti-vaxxer of convenience. How did that idiot ever escape from the asylum?

If, Cthulhu forbid, Trump does win; we will at least have the exquisite pleasure of seeing her fed to the crocodile first.

669
Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:36:11pm

If the orange fascist wins I won’t be watching the news for a long time.

670
lawhawk  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:36:29pm
671
boredtechindenver  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:36:33pm

So, if the Detroit Free-Press is calling MI for Clinton, why isn’t anyone else?

672
Skip Intro  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:36:35pm

re: #663 Charles Johnson

Yes, we’re learning that the rage furbys, the milos, and the Breitbarts are the future.

673
Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:36:51pm

re: #667 jaunte

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YESSSSS!!!!!

Starting to calm down a bit…

674
Tyrion  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:37:14pm

279-259 Clinton. My prediction. A win that will feel like a loss.

675
MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:37:20pm

re: #672 Skip Intro

Yes, we’re learning that the rage furbys, the milos, and the Breitbarts are the future.

That depresses me more than anything.

676
nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:37:23pm

re: #668 Shiplord Kirel

If, Chthulu forbid, Trump does win; we will at least have the exquisite pleasure of seeing her fed to the crocodile first.

Hell, I’ll even volunteer to put the napkin around its scaly neck.

677
gocart mozart  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:38:20pm

Going live soon.

678
Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:38:21pm

re: #646 Eclectic Cyborg

Weren’t there still many from Wayne county to tally up?

There still are last I heard. Its probably why the Free Press called it so early for Clinton.

679
Odie Hugh Manatee  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:38:23pm

re: #674 Tyrion

279-259 Clinton. My prediction. A win that will feel like a loss.

I’d take it in a heartbeat!

680
Shiplord Kirel  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:38:31pm

re: #608 Chrysicat

Well, if Fishy’s wrong, but civilization doesn’t get ended worldwide by nuclear war, then at least we can rest assured that the country won’t be allowed to elect another Trump.

Because he will get us into WWIII to support Russia’s ‘reinstatement’ of the Baltics to their empire, and US morale will be low enough suddenly being forced to be allies of people who are against everything non-white-supremacist Americans embody, that the EU and China will be able to beat the American-Russian alliance.

And I sincerely doubt they’d let us keep the political system that got us into a war of aggression.

If Trump wins, a dozen countries will start (or re-start) nuclear weapons programs within a week.

681
SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:39:06pm

I remember dreading the prospect of a George W. Bush Presidency on election night in 2000. At that time I argued that he would be the worst President in 100 years, and I think i was proven right. I’m not going to pile on right now (because I’m still hoping against hope), but many of you remember where I stood and the arguments I made about this very thing unfolding.

682
Romantic Heretic  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:39:14pm

re: #427 No Depression

When this election is done, I won’t be able to look at most of my fellow whites (especially the men) quite the same way. I’ll always be wondering about the darkness that might dwell in their hearts.

I know the darkness that dwells in mine. I keep it under very tight control.

It’s why I write vampires so well. Mine are all calm, polite and charming until something lets the beast out. Then very unpleasant things happen.

It’s also why I’m such a misanthrope. Human beings generally bring out the worst in me.

683
Semper Fi  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:39:26pm

re: #663 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

Years ago, someone said to me: In a future generation “Freedom” will be on the ballot and Americans will vote against it. I don’t know why I remembered that…

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Lidane  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:39:41pm

re: #669 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

If the orange fascist wins I won’t be watching the news for a long time.

If the orange fascist wins, I will utterly lose faith in this country. Flat out, no bullshit.

685
Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:40:29pm

re: #674 Tyrion

279-259 Clinton. My prediction. A win that will feel like a loss.

Honestly, I’ll be mildly relieved at that. Not ideal by any stretch but a sparing of total doomsday.

686
nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:41:30pm

re: #674 Tyrion

Consider that Clinton is trying to do something historically rare by winning a third consecutive White House term for the Democrats in the face of rabid dishonesty, a spineless media and rampant white male victimhood. She’s doing all this as a woman, which makes her path even harder. I’d have liked a yuuuge win, but let’s not pretend that she won’t make history in some impressive ways.

Now, come on, Michigan!

687
BeachDem  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:43:46pm

re: #669 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

If the orange fascist wins I won’t be watching the news for a long time.

I might never leave my house again.
1/2 /

688
Romantic Heretic  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:52:03pm

re: #510 Belafon

Will a 19th Century nation be able to compete in a 21st Century world. I’m inclined to doubt it.

689
BeenHereAwhile  Nov 8, 2016 • 7:55:27pm

re: #331 MsJ

Trump won’t be president anyway, Pence will be. Trump doesn’t work.

Pence as POTUS is equally awful.

Trump’s election will trigger Republicans’ backup plan to take control of the White House.

After some Trump scandal involving perjury or obstruction of justice gets orchestrated traction in the media (what better click bait?); the House, having practiced on President Bill Clinton, would initiate impeachment discussions.

Trump is given a choice.

Resign with promise of pardon of all criminal activity, or face impeachment and possible conviction by the Senate.

VP Pence becomes the “Republican dream” president.

690
Romantic Heretic  Nov 8, 2016 • 8:02:40pm

re: #565 No Depression

There sure are a lot of stupid people in this world.

You know how stupid the average person is? Well, by definition half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

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Romantic Heretic  Nov 8, 2016 • 8:11:42pm

re: #595 teleskiguy

Makes me think of a story I heard on the news years ago, in the early 70s.

A poll-sci class typed up full copies of the Constitution, took them out to the streets and had random people read them.

About two thirds didn’t recognize it. A third thought it was written by Communists.

It caused one of those moment of frisson, where you feel like you’re suddenly half an inch from reality.

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Lancelot Link  Nov 8, 2016 • 9:03:18pm

re: #668 Shiplord Kirel

If, Cthulhu forbid, Trump does win; we will at least have the exquisite pleasure of seeing her fed to the crocodile first.

That’s nonsense. Their mutual benefactor, Vladimir, would protect her.


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