White Supremacist Dylann Roof Guilty of All Charges in 2015 Charleston Church Massacre

Racist mass murderer convicted of all charges
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Dylann Storm Roof, who confessed that he was radicalized into white supremacism by articles he read on the Internet, has been found guilty of all federal charges in the horrific 2015 massacre at the Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church in Charleston, South Carolina.

Journalist Alan Blinder posted the complete list of charges, many of which carry a possible death penalty:

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149 comments

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Citizen K  Dec 15, 2016 • 12:43:42pm

Sighed in relief that he got the full convictions for each. My cynicism has been driven upward enough that it felt in doubt still.

I hope he rots in a cell for a long long time.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Dec 15, 2016 • 12:44:19pm

Son of a bitch! A white murderer actually CAN be convicted of murdering a black person.

As long as he’s not a cop.

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b.d.  Dec 15, 2016 • 12:47:36pm

So does this take him out of the running for a cabinet spot?

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Dec 15, 2016 • 12:47:56pm

Holy crap, they convicted a white guy for killing black people?

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Charles Johnson  Dec 15, 2016 • 12:48:22pm
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Charles Johnson  Dec 15, 2016 • 12:48:42pm
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Pawn of the Oppressor  Dec 15, 2016 • 12:49:08pm

re: #3 b.d.

So does this take him out of the running for a cabinet spot?

He can still write for Breitbart from jail. Or, maybe throw in with George Zimmerman and Chuck Floorshitter for a new business venture.

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wrenchwench  Dec 15, 2016 • 12:51:23pm

Finally, he can get a decent haircut. I hope they don’t shave it all off, he might like that.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Dec 15, 2016 • 12:52:56pm

re: #8 wrenchwench

Finally, he can get a decent haircut. I hope they don’t shave it all off, he might like that.

Maybe a smaller bowl?

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Franklin  Dec 15, 2016 • 12:53:35pm

Wanted to bring this in from the last post. I can see this becoming a meme of sorts. Craig Sager throughout history.

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BlueGrl21  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:00:22pm

Needed some good news. I expect the usual idiots to be out calling him a hero and a martyr and the usual nastiness, but I don’t care. Dylan Roof is going to be permanently removed from the racial hate gene pool.

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BeachDem  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:01:41pm

I just flashed back to the vigil at the AME church (in MB, not Charleston) the week after the murders. Through all the anguish and righteous anger, there was a tremendous expression of forgiveness—the final pastor to speak said something like (paraphrased) “He is a young man, and perhaps he can be redeemed and come to understand how wrong he was.”

I was not that understanding and think he is a hateful, racist punk, but I was moved by the kindness and thoughtfulness of the AME community, and struck by how very polar opposite is the reaction on the right-wing to, well, anything and everything that happens.

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Kragar  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:13:41pm
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petesh  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:13:59pm

re: #12 BeachDem

Thanks for the reminder. And it would not surprise me if many of them opposed the death penalty, even for him. I do, even though (short of his killing my family) he is as extreme an example as you can find. Put him in a cell next to Charles Manson.

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makeitstop  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:14:33pm

re: #13 Kragar

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That’s a goddamn shame. We needed that voice.

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Belafon  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:16:53pm

re: #13 Kragar

I read he got doxxed. Twitter ought to implement a filter that prevents addresses from being posted.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:17:22pm

re: #5 Charles Johnson

“I’m not racist, I have black friends!!”

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Timothy Watson  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:17:58pm

re: #5 Charles Johnson

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Trump needs a full-time position to keep track of his Enemies List.

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Targetpractice  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:18:04pm

re: #16 Belafon

I read he got doxxed. Twitter ought to implement a filter that prevents addresses from being posted.

There’s a shitload of things they should be doing to prevent such harassment, but they won’t do it because if they did they’d lose the bulk of their users.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:18:43pm

re: #2 Blind Frog Belly White

Son of a bitch! A white murderer actually CAN be convicted of murdering a black person.

As long as he’s not a cop.

Conviction is one thing. Enforcing sentence is another.

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:19:21pm

re: #13 Kragar

As I said in the other thread, I don’t think we’ve heard the last of Elliott.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:20:13pm

re: #21 Myron Falwell (no relation)

As I said in the other thread, I don’t think we’ve heard the last of Elliott.

I hope not. And fuck Twitter for letting their service get so out of hand!

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gocart mozart  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:22:04pm
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ObserverArt  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:22:26pm

re: #18 Timothy Watson

Trump needs a full-time position to keep track of his Enemies List.

No problem. He will handle all the petty spiteful stuff while the two sons and one daughter run the country.

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wrenchwench  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:23:32pm

Besides an upding and a downding, can we have a ‘?’-ding? I want to put one here. This hatchling registered 7 years ago, and that’s a first comment. [?ding]

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DuckDharma  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:24:12pm

Re Lusztig, these are the messages he received

And that account is still active because twitter apparently agrees with this loser that that doesn’t constitute a “death threat”

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Big Beautiful Door  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:24:39pm

If I was on the Roof jury, I would be tempted not to vote for death, because I think spending the next 50 years in 23 hour per day lockdown in a federal supermax prison would actually be worse than death.

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:25:22pm

re: #19 Targetpractice

There’s a shitload of things they should be doing to prevent such harassment, but they won’t do it because if they did they’d lose the bulk of their users.

Twitter’s ability to openly interact with people — regardless if they follow you or not — is fundamentally flawed from the outset.

Facebook has more than their share of harassment issues (Rage Furby, etc.), but once you block someone… they are 100% blocked. If you mute or block someone on Twitter, they still show up in the feeds of others that aren’t muted/blocked.

The “protecting your tweets” option — forcing others who want to follow you to have you approve them first — needs to be mandatory.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:25:48pm

re: #25 wrenchwench

Besides an upding and a downding, can we have a ‘?’-ding? I want to put one here. This hatchling registered 7 years ago, and that’s a first comment. [?ding]

saw that and still scratching my head over the “lecture”.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:27:01pm

re: #19 Targetpractice

There’s a shitload of things they should be doing to prevent such harassment, but they won’t do it because if they did they’d lose the bulk of their users.

Sometimes I despair, because we’re fighting an asymmetrical war. The asymmetry is that they have no shame, no limits. They’re not tied to reality or honesty in any way. And they’re totally willing to do things we wouldn’t.

An effective response to someone doxxing someone else might be to not only doxx them, but actually show up at THEIR home, in significant numbers. Call THEIR home phones. Send THEM pictures of their homes.

But we and they know we won’t do that, and any of us who did would be castigated for it.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:30:05pm

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gocart mozart  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:30:49pm
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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:33:13pm

re: #30 Blind Frog Belly White

Sometimes I despair, because we’re fighting an asymmetrical war. The asymmetry is that they have no shame, no limits. They’re not tied to reality or honesty in any way. And they’re totally willing to do things we wouldn’t.

An effective response to someone doxxing someone else might be to not only doxx them, but actually show up at THEIR home, in significant numbers. Call THEIR home phones. Send THEM pictures of their homes.

But we and they know we won’t do that, and any of us who did would be castigated for it.

The only reason why Milo Whataputzopaulous got banned from Twitter is because he thought he could get away with harassing Leslie Jones. And she dared to fight back, embarrassing Twitter into doing something.

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makeitstop  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:35:11pm

re: #26 DuckDharma

Re Lusztig, these are the messages he received

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And that account is still active because twitter apparently agrees with this loser that that doesn’t constitute a “death threat”

It’s douchebags like that who I wish would step to me IRL. I might be an old man, but I would hurt that piece of crap. And I’d enjoy it.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:37:23pm

re: #33 Myron Falwell (no relation)

The only reason why Milo Whataputzopaulous got banned from Twitter is because he thought he could get away with harassing Leslie Jones. And she dared to fight back, embarrassing Twitter into doing something.

Honestly part of the reason I don’t Tweet is because of what’s said. When I briefly used Twitter, I got really spooked by complete strangers following me. On Facebook, I have more control. As for Milo, I heard he recently mocked a transgendered student at one of his campus events. That guy is such a pathetic asshole.

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:38:54pm

re: #31 Eclectic Cyborg

That might not be all that far away from reality.

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Belafon  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:42:18pm

re: #31 Eclectic Cyborg

Not sure where I’d go, but I’d leave Texas so fast the door on my house would still be closing when I hit the new Canadian border.

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(alpuz)  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:42:22pm

I wonder how often we’ll be hearing the “States Rights” battle cry in the next four years, & who will be doing it.

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:43:20pm

re: #35 HappyWarrior

As for Milo, I heard he recently mocked a transgendered student at one of his campus events. That guy is such a pathetic asshole.

He’s far more troubling than he is troubled. Not that I totally want to write anyone off as hopeless cases, but he is a special exemption.

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Targetpractice  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:44:29pm

re: #31 Eclectic Cyborg

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Hey now, don’t leave me stuck here in this shithole!

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HappyWarrior  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:46:48pm

re: #39 Myron Falwell (no relation)

He’s far more troubling than he is troubled. Not that I totally want to write anyone off as hopeless cases, but he is a special exemption.

He really is a hateful little bastard. Honestly there was a time I had some hopes for my generation of conservatives being perhaps more tolerant than their parents and grandparents but people like Milo, Rage Furby, Ben Shapiro, and others have given me zero indication.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:48:39pm

wtf

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:48:44pm

re: #38 (alpuz)

I wonder how often we’ll be hearing the “States Rights” battle cry in the next four years, & who will be doing it.

California governor Jerry Brown, for one.

More here.

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Mike Lamb  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:50:13pm

re: #26 DuckDharma

Re Lusztig, these are the messages he received

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And that account is still active because twitter apparently agrees with this loser that that doesn’t constitute a “death threat”

Don’t worry…Melania Trump will fix this.

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:50:52pm
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wrenchwench  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:51:25pm

re: #42 Charles Johnson

wtf

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Joined Dec. 2016. An egg with an avatar. Phony as phuck

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:52:01pm

re: #42 Charles Johnson

wtf

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That’s one of the fake black accounts that the alt-right/white supremacists are making up.

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Arkansawyer  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:52:14pm

re: #46 wrenchwench

Joined Dec. 2016. An egg with an avatar. Phony as phuck

Image flipped from another site as well.

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Targetpractice  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:52:26pm

re: #38 (alpuz)

I wonder how often we’ll be hearing the “States Rights” battle cry in the next four years, & who will be doing it.

We’ve seen this movie before, we know all the lines.

“He’s your president, he deserves respect!”

“He’s the commander-in-chief, we need to support him!”

“You can’t be a patriot and disrespect the president!”

“If you’re not with us, you’re with the terrorists!”

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HappyWarrior  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:54:56pm

re: #45 Myron Falwell (no relation)

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Sorry for their loss. Sager seemed like a professional who enjoyed his job. Hank Aaron, Lebron, those are both legends that I as a lifelong sports fan and former college sports reporter would love to meet.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:55:02pm
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HappyWarrior  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:55:29pm

re: #47 Backwoods_Sleuth

That’s one of the fake black accounts that the alt-right/white supremacists are making up.

Had a feeling it was.

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Joe Bacon  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:55:37pm

re: #31 Eclectic Cyborg

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Hey that line needs to be fixed to include Minnesota, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia and D.C.! I guess Trump would have to retreat to Birmingham! 😈

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:56:43pm

re: #49 Targetpractice

We’ve seen this movie before, we know all the lines.

“He’s your president, he deserves respect!”

“He’s the commander-in-chief, we need to support him!”

“You can’t be a patriot and disrespect the president!”

“If you’re not with us, you’re with the terrorists!”

In a fight between Gov. Jerry Brown and Trump, my money’s gonna be on Jerry.

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Targetpractice  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:56:55pm

re: #51 Charles Johnson

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Remember when the Bros insisted Trump was a better candidate because he wouldn’t be a warmonger? How he wouldn’t make another mistake like Iraq?

Good times.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:57:04pm

re: #53 Joe Bacon

Hey that line needs to be fixed to include Minnesota, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia and D.C.! I guess Trump would have to retreat to Birmingham! 😈

Birmingham would be fitting as it was the CSA’s first capital I believe.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:57:30pm

re: #55 Targetpractice

Remember when the Bros insisted Trump was a better candidate because he wouldn’t be a warmonger? How he wouldn’t make another mistake like Iraq?

Good times.

Ah yes. Fucking dimwits.

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Joe Bacon  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:58:20pm

re: #56 HappyWarrior

Birmingham would be fitting as it was the CSA’s first capital I believe.

Precisely! And Trump can make the announcement as he stands on Jefferson Davis’ Star!

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ObserverArt  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:59:26pm

re: #25 wrenchwench

Besides an upding and a downding, can we have a ‘?’-ding? I want to put one here. This hatchling registered 7 years ago, and that’s a first comment. [?ding]

How old do you need to be to be an old that can’t use a computer, a smart phone and an android system tablet?

Asking for an old.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:59:27pm

More than 1,500 organizers, leaders and activists gathered in Las Vegas in mid-November for the Membership Development conference, the largest annual gathering of IBEW members.
The November Membership Development conference brought together 1,500 IBEW members, leaders and organizers to look back at a year of successes and plan for a year challenges and opportunities.

The conference was the first large IBEW meeting since the November election saw the defeat of many IBEW supported candidates, and International President Lonnie Stephenson addressed that from the opening gavel.

“Last week was hard and a lot of you are asking, ‘What do we do now?’ Here’s what we do.” Stephenson said. “We organize like hell.”

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For the third year in a row, the IBEW is growing. “A” membership -largely construction members, but open to all IBEW members— is at a record high.

Organizing victories at Asplundh alone have brought in thousands of new members and, right before the conference kicked off, the IBEW scored one of the largest manufacturing wins in the right-to-work South in recent memory at Electrolux in Memphis, Tenn.

“If we can win there, I am not afraid of anybody,” Oakland said. “The challenges have been and will certainly be formidable, but there is good news: our future is in our hands and always has been. And the IBEW is growing.”

Laws may change, Oakland said. At least three states -New Hampshire, Kentucky and Missouri—are expected to pass some kind of right-to-work legislation. But Stephenson and Oakland laid out a strategy to not only keep the IBEW growing, but accelerate the growth to meet the targets set at the 39th IBEW Convention in September.

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goddamnedfrank  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:59:44pm
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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Dec 15, 2016 • 1:59:49pm

re: #58 Joe Bacon

Precisely! And Trump can make the announcement as he stands on Jefferson Davis’ Star!

With Jeff Sessions holding TEH BIBLE because THE LORRRRDDD

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:00:35pm

re: #55 Targetpractice

Remember when the Bros insisted Trump was a better candidate because he wouldn’t be a warmonger? How he wouldn’t make another mistake like Iraq?

Good times.

Trump was a better candidate because he was financially independent and not beholden to Wall Street or the banks, remember?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:01:13pm

re: #58 Joe Bacon

Precisely! And Trump can make the announcement as he stands on Jefferson Davis’ Star!

Star of David vs Star of Davis…

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Dave In Austin  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:04:29pm

re: #37 Belafon

Not sure where I’d go, but I’d leave Texas so fast the door on my house would still be closing when I hit the new Canadian border.

That makes three of us.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:04:40pm
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HappyWarrior  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:05:10pm

re: #59 ObserverArt

How old do you need to be to be an old that can’t use a computer, a smart phone and an android system tablet?

Asking for an old.

I really think most older people can learn the tech pretty quickly. My Dad’s a little younger than HRC and Trump. There were some growing pains but he’s pretty proficient on a computer and smart phone now and I’m sure he’d be able to use a tablet if he had one.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:06:59pm

The big point though about Trump’s tweets is it doesn’t matter if he’s literally typing them or not. They are in his name. It’s a lot like that bigoted newsletter that Ron Paul had, he tried to argue that he didn’t write it, well Ron it was published in your name. I write a monthly newsletter on small business for my boss. He doesn’t write it himself since he has other responsibilities but he looks over it before we publish it.

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wrenchwench  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:08:07pm

re: #59 ObserverArt

How old do you need to be to be an old that can’t use a computer, a smart phone and an android system tablet?

Asking for an old.

All olds are different. I use Post Its on my flip phone.

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:09:09pm

re: #69 wrenchwench

All olds are different. I use Post Its on my flip phone.

Sometimes I feel like I belong to the New Generation of Olds.

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Targetpractice  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:10:35pm

And as to “States Rights,” the GOP is gonna just continue with their “pick-and-choose” federalism:

Abortion?

“States Rights!”

Gay marriage?

“States Rights!”

Voting rights?

“States Rights!”

Immigration?

“Supremacy Clause!”

Wage laws?

“Supremacy Clause!”

Land ownership?

“Supremacy Clause…unless it’s a red state, then States Rights!”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:11:06pm
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Decatur Deb  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:11:11pm

Bear is a WWII vet of my father’s generation, yet here he is.

FB and Twitter have not earned my participation.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:11:19pm

re: #71 Targetpractice

And as to “States Rights,” the GOP is gonna just continue with their “pick-and-choose” federalism:

Abortion?

“States Rights!”

Gay marriage?

“States Rights!”

Voting rights?

“States Rights!”

Immigration?

“Supremacy Clause!”

Wage laws?

“Supremacy Clause!”

Land ownership?

“Supremacy Clause…unless it’s a red state, then States Rights!”

Exactly.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:11:45pm

re: #71 Targetpractice

You forgot gun laws :p

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ObserverArt  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:14:31pm

re: #60 Backwoods_Sleuth

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That was the union my father and many of my uncles and cousins all were a part of when they all worked at Westinghouse. I would love to see this election and resultant administration cause unions to make a huge return. Yooooouge!

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gocart mozart  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:15:07pm
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goddamnedfrank  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:15:20pm
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Charles Johnson  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:15:40pm
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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:16:34pm

re: #71 Targetpractice

And as to “States Rights,” the GOP is gonna just continue with their “pick-and-choose” federalism:

Abortion?

“States Rights!”

Gay marriage?

“States Rights!”

Voting rights?

“States Rights!”

Immigration?

“Supremacy Clause!”

Wage laws?

“Supremacy Clause!”

Land ownership?

“Supremacy Clause…unless it’s a red state, then States Rights!”

THIS.

These red state definitions of state’s rights are going to clash horribly with the blue state definitions (which will be, especially in California’s case, a near-total rejection of Branch Trumpidianism).

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:17:03pm

re: #76 ObserverArt

That was the union my father and many of my uncles and cousins all were a part of when they all worked at Westinghouse. I would love to see this election and resultant administration cause unions to make a huge return. Yooooouge!

That’s MrBWS’s union.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:18:41pm

A former Texas elector said this week that he and others had faced threats for refusing to cast their votes for President-elect Donald Trump.

After the election last month, Art Sisneros announced that he was resigning as an elector because he did not think Trump was “biblically qualified” to be president.

Sisneros revealed in an interview published by Texas Monthly on Tuesday that Christopher Suprun, an elector who lives in Dallas, faced violent threats after he said that he would cast his vote for “an honorable and qualified man or woman such as Gov. John Kasich of Ohio.”

According to Sisneros, Suprun asked him to share one of the threats in a Facebook post earlier this month.

“You vote for Trump or we rape your wife and daughters with a knife before we kill you. Do as told or face consequences,” the threat warned.

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wrenchwench  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:18:55pm

re: #73 Decatur Deb

Bear is a WWII vet of my father’s generation, yet here he is.

FB and Twitter have not earned my participation.

I thought of him, then I reread the question and found the phone stuff.

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gocart mozart  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:19:22pm

re: #42 Charles Johnson

Alt Right Fake Black Guy: has 7 followers follows other black stereotype.

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Targetpractice  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:20:24pm

re: #75 Eclectic Cyborg

You forgot gun laws :p

That’s only because they don’t think there should be gun laws. In their minds, if the Founders had intended there to be limits on gun ownership, they would have codified them into the Constitution. They didn’t, so it’s free-for-all.

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Single-handed sailor  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:20:59pm

re: #78 goddamnedfrank

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Telling the world you were beat up by a girl must be the most self-humiliating thing an alpha-male like Scottie could possibly do.

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:21:48pm

re: #82 Backwoods_Sleuth

Do we know how many electors have resigned or been forcibly removed/replaced?

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ObserverArt  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:22:47pm

re: #69 wrenchwench

All olds are different. I use Post Its on my flip phone.

I sometimes stick a post-it to the screen of my smartphone so I will see it. Does that count?

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MsJ  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:23:30pm

How long before Trump pardons him? I mean, his peeps won’t abide some poor white kid getting convicted for killing a bunch of THOSE PEOPLE.

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wrenchwench  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:24:02pm

re: #88 ObserverArt

I sometimes stick a post-it to the screen of my smartphone so I will see it. Does that count?

Counts for sumthin.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:26:25pm

re: #87 Myron Falwell (no relation)

Do we know how many electors have resigned or been forcibly removed/replaced?

I’ve only heard of the one elector in Texas that resigned

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Decatur Deb  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:27:30pm

re: #88 ObserverArt

I sometimes stick a post-it to the screen of my smartphone so I will see it. Does that count?

Wife does Smartphones and iPads. If I can see well enough to make the leap to digital cameras using iOS and Near-Field Radio interfaces, I will to. There needs to be a reason.

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gocart mozart  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:27:44pm
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ObserverArt  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:28:44pm

re: #72 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Well then…in honor of PICROUS DAY I will pop open a nice cold beer and listen to a righteous Richie Blackmore guitar riff on a classic Deep Purple album. I’m thinking one of a In Rock will suffice. Hmmm…Into the Fire sounds like it will work…and it fits the times.

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wrenchwench  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:30:46pm

re: #92 Decatur Deb

There needs to be a reason.

OLD.

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ObserverArt  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:30:48pm

re: #73 Decatur Deb

Bear is a WWII vet of my father’s generation, yet here he is.

FB and Twitter have not earned my participation.

I find they have too much anti-social activity. /

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:32:45pm

re: #94 ObserverArt

Well then…in honor of PICROUS DAY I will pop open a nice cold beer and listen to a righteous Richie Blackmore guitar riff on a classic Deep Purple album. I’m thinking one of a In Rock will suffice. Hmmm…Into the Fire sounds like it will work…and it fits the times.

I could dig out my old tin whistle…

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thedopefishlives  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:33:37pm

Evening Lizardim.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:34:46pm

re: #98 thedopefishlives

Evening Lizardim.

is today any better?

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thedopefishlives  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:36:35pm

re: #99 Backwoods_Sleuth

is today any better?

Sort of. I got my project redeployed, but I don’t have my car back and I don’t even have license plates for it yet. Turns out I managed to do $550 of damage to it, which is pretty impressive for the complete lack of visible destruction.

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:37:00pm

re: #86 Single-handed sailor

Telling the world you were beat up by a girl must be the most self-humiliating thing an alpha-male like Scottie could possibly do.

It’s all part of his upcoming VH1 reality show, “Scott Baio is 56 and Got Beat Up by a Girl!”

////

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gocart mozart  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:37:54pm
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thedopefishlives  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:39:45pm

re: #102 gocart mozart

From the “well, no shit, Sherlock” department.

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Thanos  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:40:57pm

re: #42 Charles Johnson

wtf

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White supremacists are registering fake black accounts specifically for trolling. It’s just more alt right fun.;

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thedopefishlives  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:42:04pm

re: #104 Thanos

White supremacists are registering fake black accounts specifically for trolling. It’s just more alt right fun.;

“I have a black friend. He lives in my head, along with the rest of my friends, but he still counts!”

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Dave In Austin  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:43:57pm
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Thanos  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:44:13pm

re: #105 thedopefishlives

“I have a black friend. He lives in my head, along with the rest of my friends, but he still counts!”

This guy could be legit, but it’s a possibility.

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Belafon  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:46:41pm

re: #107 Thanos

This guy could be legit, but it’s a possibility.

Someone said the avatar is a flip of an Internet image.

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Targetpractice  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:47:18pm

re: #102 gocart mozart

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The next 4 years are gonna be chock full of “If this had gotten out, Trump would have been toast” revelations. And they will all come back to the same endpoint: It didn’t get made public because the person sitting on it had a personal stake in a Trump presidency.

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ObserverArt  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:49:53pm

re: #109 Targetpractice

The next 4 years are gonna be chock full of “If this had gotten out, Trump would have been toast” revelations. And they will all come back to the same endpoint: It didn’t get made public because the person sitting on it had a personal stake in a Trump presidency.

Or business…like say a TV show and maybe some info about that show and network.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:50:03pm

re: #109 Targetpractice

The next 4 years are gonna be chock full of “If this had gotten out, Trump would have been toast” revelations. And they will all come back to the same endpoint: It didn’t get made public because the person sitting on it had a personal stake in a Trump presidency.

Won’t surprise me.

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wrenchwench  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:54:36pm

The medic who took care of me on the helicopter 2 years ago picked up his and his wife’s bikes a year ago next week. I was thinking about this last night. I realize it takes guts to be in a helicopter regularly for any reason, but this guy entrusted his bikes to the TBI he picked up 6 months earlier. That’s GUTS. (The timing may look off, but I had the bikes here for 7 months.)

I think I’ll call and offer a free tune up. I hope they’ve gotten some use.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:59:30pm

Everyone needs to watch this about Syria.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 15, 2016 • 2:59:40pm
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Romantic Heretic  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:02:00pm

re: #18 Timothy Watson

Trump needs a full-time position to keep track of his Enemies List.

Not really. That list is everybody else on the planet except his kids, and even those are regarded with suspicion.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:02:17pm
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gocart mozart  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:11:51pm
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Jenner7  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:13:19pm
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Patricia Kayden  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:16:00pm

re: #26 DuckDharma

I wish an alternative to Twitter existed where death threats were actually moderated and deleted. The way Twitter is run now puts people at risk.

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LastYearsMan  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:17:09pm

re: #31 Eclectic Cyborg

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Can we have tiers of votes, like stocks? I don’t mind adding the civilized parts of the US to Canada but I don’t want them having a vote on actual policy. Not for a couple of generations, anyhow.

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calochortus  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:17:11pm

re: #117 gocart mozart

I apologize in advance for retweeting this picture.

As well you should.

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wrenchwench  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:18:41pm

re: #121 calochortus

As well you should.

Cannot be unseen without another TBI.

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gocart mozart  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:19:44pm
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thedopefishlives  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:23:10pm

re: #118 Jenner7

Which brings to mind an interesting question: How long into a Drumpf presidency before he loses the power of the bully pulpit?

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:24:15pm

re: #106 Dave In Austin

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This is why people on our side should boycott NBC (including MSNBC). They knew about the Billy Bush video and never released it. Goodness knows what other videos of Trump they’ve suppressed.

After the election, I stopped watching all mainstream news and don’t feel like I’m missing anything. If I need pro-Trump propaganda, I might as well watch Fox News.

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makeitstop  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:27:13pm

re: #125 Patricia Kayden

This is why people on our side should boycott NBC (including MSNBC). They knew about the Billy Bush video and never released it. Goodness knows what other videos of Trump they’ve suppressed.

After the election, I stopped watching all mainstream news and don’t feel like I’m missing anything. If I need pro-Trump propaganda, I might as well watch Fox News.

I stopped watching any of them over 10 years ago. I’d rather get my news from reputable sources.

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MsJ  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:28:02pm

re: #125 Patricia Kayden

This is why people on our side should boycott NBC (including MSNBC). They knew about the Billy Bush video and never released it. Goodness knows what other videos of Trump they’ve suppressed.

After the election, I stopped watching all mainstream news and don’t feel like I’m missing anything. If I need pro-Trump propaganda, I might as well watch Fox News.

Both of us did as well. I do not miss a single second of it. I read the news daily. That’s enough for me. Television “news” is anything but. Walter Cronkite and Peter Jennings are spinning in their graves - along with the founding fathers. I am shocked the Earth is not off its axis.

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Jenner7  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:30:04pm
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Stanley Sea  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:30:13pm

re: #127 MsJ

Both of us did as well. I do not miss a single second of it. I read the news daily. That’s enough for me. Television “news” is anything but. Walter Cronkite and Peter Jennings are spinning in their graves - along with the founding fathers. I am shocked the Earth is not off its axis.

Me as well. I’m burning out on HGTV though.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:33:25pm
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calochortus  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:33:46pm

re: #128 Jenner7

Copied from another document? Like they both have the same date of birth and location and stuff?

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gocart mozart  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:34:57pm
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Charles Johnson  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:35:32pm
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MsJ  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:35:40pm

re: #129 Stanley Sea

Me as well. I’m burning out on HGTV though.

We burned out on Investigation Discovery…way too many murders; it’s depressing.

They have a channel up here called Love Nature which we are hitting pretty hard. That and Smithsonian, NatGeo and PBS.

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:36:00pm

re: #93 gocart mozart

I don’t support him being physically assaulted. I’m trying to be Christ-like so I’ll just leave it there.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:36:53pm
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gocart mozart  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:37:47pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:38:22pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:40:21pm

re: #138 gocart mozart

McDonalds level hiring policies at the highest levels of the United States government.

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KGxvi  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:42:43pm

re: #138 gocart mozart

This is going to be such a shit show. I’m going to put the over/under on Republicans in Congress turning against Trump at 15.5 months. Which of course will make the midterm elections, as Trump is out campaigning for primary challengers against incumbents, even more amazing.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Dec 15, 2016 • 3:43:51pm

re: #139 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Boy, are we through the looking glass NOW!

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Dec 15, 2016 • 4:03:03pm

re: #31 Eclectic Cyborg

Don’t leave out MD. We’re amongst the bluest of the blue.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 15, 2016 • 4:05:50pm

re: #139 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Yeah Sean because you’d totally be saying that if they pulled that shit with Trump. Face it Lumpy, you’re no patriot, you’re a pathetic hack who cares more about his ideology than country. Fuck off.

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AaronFromToronto  Dec 15, 2016 • 4:39:38pm

re: #31 Eclectic Cyborg

Decent. Can we also get Hawaii, Illinois and the eastern third of PA?

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Bass Reeves  Dec 15, 2016 • 4:44:12pm

They didn’t vet fucking Trump, why would they care about the vetting of the people he picks?

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The Vicious Babushka  Dec 15, 2016 • 5:02:53pm

re: #31 Eclectic Cyborg

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Why leave Michigan in Dumbfuckistan? *sob*

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The Vicious Babushka  Dec 15, 2016 • 5:06:31pm

re: #42 Charles Johnson

wtf

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I think that’s a fake “Black” need to report to @imposterbuster

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steve_davis  Dec 15, 2016 • 5:58:09pm

re: #8 wrenchwench

Finally, he can get a decent haircut. I hope they don’t shave it all off, he might like that.

I’m from South Carolina. Sadly, that IS a decent haircut here.


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