The Bob & Chez Show: Mystery Meat

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob & Chez Show:

Mystery Meat: The Trump Crisis Day 73; Jeff Sessions will likely be confirmed; Obama’s farewell address tonight; Mark Hamill reads Trump tweets as The Joker; Trump’s rant against Meryl Streep; Bernie again; Chuck C. Johnson is advising the Trump transition; Paul Ryan’s latest plan for repealing Obamacare; A touching word from one of our listeners; and more.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:26:38pm
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Barefoot Grin  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:29:18pm

I can’t really prepare in any meaningful way for the kind of disruption Goddamnedfrank lays out in the preceding thread, but I did just sign up to donate platelets tomorrow. Critical low because of bad weather. That’s all I got.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:30:15pm

Here we go, folks. This is the Trump dossier compiled by a former British intelligence agent, detailing the alleged compromising info Russia has on him.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:32:44pm

Hey Greta and MSNBC, would it be too much to ask to cover this story on Trump?

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Charles Johnson  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:33:46pm

It says Trump stayed in the presidential suite of the Moscow Ritz Carlton, where he knew President Obama had stayed with Michelle Obama on an official visit, and hired prostitutes to defile the bed by “performing a ‘golden showers’ urination show in front of him.”

Oh man.

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wrenchwench  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:33:47pm

re: #3 Charles Johnson

Here we go, folks. This is the Trump dossier compiled by a former British intelligence agent, detailing the alleged compromising info Russia has on him.

[Embedded content]

Bullet point 4 of the summary: But, EMAILS!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:34:16pm

re: #3 Charles Johnson

That noise you hear is a whole bunch of shit hitting the fan.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:35:12pm

Golden showers. Care to comment, Kellyanne?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:35:34pm

re: #5 Charles Johnson

eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:36:00pm

That second bullet point on the intelligence report summary is Donald Trump engaging and benefiting from espionage conducted by a foreign power against American citizens.

I think that we have a word that describes that action, but for the life of me can’t think of what it is.

//

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:36:04pm

But Benghazi…

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Charles Johnson  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:37:22pm
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Stanley Sea  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:37:35pm

re: #3 Charles Johnson

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:38:10pm

re: #5 Charles Johnson

It says Trump stayed in the presidential suite of the Moscow Ritz Carlton, where he knew President Obama had stayed with Michelle Obama on an official visit, and hired prostitutes to defile the bed by “performing a ‘golden showers’ urination show in front of him.”

Oh man.

Talk about Press Leaks…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:38:20pm

re: #5 Charles Johnson

is that what is being promised for the “soft sensuality” inauguration?

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Charles Johnson  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:40:10pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:40:12pm

re: #14 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Talk about Press Leaks…

Groan…

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:41:22pm

re: #16 Charles Johnson

This gives a whole new meaning to the term “Wikileaks.”

you know this line is going to be in at least one late-show monologue tomorrow

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electrotek  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:43:18pm

Reposting from previous thread:

re: #322 electrotek

Just got a fucking sprained ankle which happened before my run could sufficiently begin and now I can’t even get back home because it’s rush hour. My left ankle is not going to put up with the stress from rush hour traffic with my 5speed manual car.

I’m fucking livid.

This seriously will ruin the rest of the week as I was looking forward to the perfect weather to go for a jog in. FUCK

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Charles Johnson  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:43:20pm
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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:45:24pm

So how many Trump voters, after seeing this, start to get pissy with him…

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Charles Johnson  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:45:31pm
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Skip Intro  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:46:00pm

re: #5 Charles Johnson

It says Trump stayed in the presidential suite of the Moscow Ritz Carlton, where he knew President Obama had stayed with Michelle Obama on an official visit, and hired prostitutes to defile the bed by “performing a ‘golden showers’ urination show in front of him.”

Oh man.

If this turns out to be easily disproved we’ve just been fucked over like never before. Trump will be golden (sorry) for ever more.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:46:18pm
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Resistance Is Not Futile  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:46:18pm

Oh, damn, look who broke this. Does this mean we have to reconsider CNN?

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Targetpractice  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:46:44pm

re: #3 Charles Johnson

Here we go, folks. This is the Trump dossier compiled by a former British intelligence agent, detailing the alleged compromising info Russia has on him.

[Embedded content]

And not that all this started 5 years ago, roughly around the same time he got his ass paddled during the White House Correspondent’s Dinner. The man’s ego was so bruised that it begat a personal vendetta against Obama.

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Skip Intro  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:46:47pm

re: #4 Ace Rothstein

Hey Greta and MSNBC, would it be too much to ask to cover this story on Trump?

Probably.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:46:48pm

re: #22 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

He would have cancelled it in any event.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:48:01pm

re: #23 Skip Intro

If this turns out to be easily disproved we’ve just been fucked over like never before. Trump will be golden (sorry) for ever more.

They will find one or two inconsistent details and offer that as proof that everything is a fake…

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Skip Intro  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:48:34pm

re: #15 Backwoods_Sleuth

is that what is being promised for the “soft sexuality” inauguration?

Trump wants to relive his glory days as a denizen of the NY City sex clubs in the 1980s.

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goddamnedfrank  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:48:46pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:48:53pm
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Anymouse  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:48:58pm

wonkette.com

Wonkette calling it a Christmas Miracle that Sen. Patrick Leahy got Sen. Jeff Sessions to admit in the hearing that “pussyburgling” is in fact a crime.

(In an interview in The Weekly Standard in October, he was very unclear about that.)

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Stanley Sea  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:49:55pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:49:58pm

re: #8 Ace Rothstein

Golden showers. Care to comment, Kellyanne?

IT MEANS THEY THREW GOLD SPARKLES & CONFETTI LIKE A PARADE!!!! HE DOES LOVE HIS GOLD SO MUCH!!!11!!!

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Skip Intro  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:50:20pm

re: #28 Backwoods_Sleuth

He would have cancelled it in any event.

Why do people keep calling Trump’s summons to the press “press conferences”? Trump only does his spiel and never takes any questions.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:50:53pm
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wrenchwench  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:51:17pm

KellyAnne:

You folks only pay attention to what comes out of his mouth…

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:52:10pm
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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:52:21pm

re: #32 Backwoods_Sleuth

Pretty much. I can’t work up the outrage over this coming out now as opposed to earlier because it doesn’t change what’s coming. Or, to a real extent, what we know/have suspected.

I’m focused on the practical right now. Like the part where mr. klys’s credit card number got stolen again. Sigh.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:52:21pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:53:14pm
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Skip Intro  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:53:49pm

re: #39 The Vicious Babushka

I hope the Russians at least replaced the mattress. I never stay at high class places because so many lowlifes have been there ahead of me.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:53:58pm

And they thought that British intelligence was just taking the piss…

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:54:11pm

re: #42 Backwoods_Sleuth

I will never read the word “leak” in association with the intelligence community the same way again.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:54:45pm

re: #41 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Targetpractice  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:54:54pm

So now we know why Trump has been so desperate to make this issue go away. He either knew or strongly suspected that Putin had compromising information on him. But like a fool, rather than waiting for the media to change topics, he forced the matter and put the intel community in a situation where they had to come forward with info in order to defend their honor.

This is a situation of his own devising, because his ego would not allow him to let it go.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:56:04pm

Some new name contenders here…

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:56:05pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:56:39pm

Gov Bevin’s plan to support Kentucky workers is off to a roaring start:

The Education and Workforce Development Cabinet is pulling its employees out of 31 unemployment centers across Kentucky in an effort to save millions of dollars.

Workers with the Office of Employment and Training throughout the state received a notice Tuesday that the cabinet was making drastic changes, shifting its focus to 12 “hubs” in Bowling Green, Covington, Elizabethtown, Hazard, Hopkinsville, Lexington, Louisville, Morehead, Owensboro, Paducah, Prestonsburg and Somerset.

The change means 95 employees will be transferred to other positions within the cabinet or elsewhere in state government. There are now 51 Kentucky Career Centers in the state. That number is being reduced to the 12 hubs and eight existing satellite offices.

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Skip Intro  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:56:52pm

re: #47 Targetpractice

After Kellyanne, who will be the next to defend him? My bet is either Franklin Graham or Jerry Falwell Jr.

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MsJ  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:57:05pm

re: #40 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Pretty much. I can’t work up the outrage over this coming out now as opposed to earlier because it doesn’t change what’s coming. Or, to a real extent, what we know/have suspected.

I’m focused on the practical right now. Like the part where mr. klys’s credit card number got stolen again. Sigh.

Nor can I. Because nothing will come of it.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:57:13pm
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goddamnedfrank  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:58:12pm
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wrenchwench  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:58:26pm
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Skip Intro  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:58:33pm

re: #52 MsJ

At least it’s actually being reported. That’s a first for Trump.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:59:03pm
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gocart mozart  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:59:09pm
Late on Tuesday afternoon, CNN dropped an absolute bombshell of a story — the heads of America’s top intelligence agencies showed President-elect Donald Trump evidence that the Russian government may have “compromising personal and financial” information on him and that his campaign spoke directly with Kremlin intermediaries.
“The allegations came, in part, from memos compiled by a former British intelligence operative, whose past work US intelligence officials consider credible,” write CNN’s Evan Perez, Jim Sciutto, Jake Tapper, and Carl Bernstein (yes, that Carl Bernstein). After CNN’s report, BuzzFeed published the British officer’s full dossier, which you can read here.

documentcloud.org

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 10, 2017 • 3:59:25pm

Fuck this shit, where are the tax returns?

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MsJ  Jan 10, 2017 • 4:00:08pm

Someone needs to explain to me why Comey isn’t being labeled a communist sympathizer.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 10, 2017 • 4:00:08pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 10, 2017 • 4:00:16pm
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Skip Intro  Jan 10, 2017 • 4:00:56pm

Your GOP government at work.

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gocart mozart  Jan 10, 2017 • 4:01:31pm

PAGE 2, PARAGRAPH 3 : Who had “Video of Trump with a number of prostitutes performing golden showers (urination) in order to defile the ‘presidential suite’ where Barack and Michele Obama once stayed on an official visit.” in the what have the Russians got on Trump pool?

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Shiplord Kirel  Jan 10, 2017 • 4:02:54pm

I foresee a golden (shower) age of urino-political humor.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 10, 2017 • 4:03:18pm
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Skip Intro  Jan 10, 2017 • 4:04:31pm

re: #65 Shiplord Kirel

I foresee a golden (shower) age of urino-political humor.

At the very least, this story is really going to piss Trump off.

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wrenchwench  Jan 10, 2017 • 4:04:34pm

re: #31 goddamnedfrank

[Embedded content]

AltLeft?

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 10, 2017 • 4:04:53pm
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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Jan 10, 2017 • 4:05:16pm

There’s a part of me that thinks some of the info (ie the golden showers incident) is a ratfuck and implausible, however I thought Trump winning was also implausible. So, yeah, may be real.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 10, 2017 • 4:05:26pm

re: #59 The Vicious Babushka

Fuck this shit, where are the tax returns?

Russians will release them in due time. But this makes Trump look like, well, excrement without damaging them at all…

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 10, 2017 • 4:05:41pm
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Stanley Sea  Jan 10, 2017 • 4:06:46pm
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Targetpractice  Jan 10, 2017 • 4:07:38pm

re: #70 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

There’s a part of me that thinks some of the info (ie the golden showers incident) is a ratfuck and implausible, however I thought Trump winning was also implausible. So, yeah, may be real.

To borrow from a well-known rumor, I say we follow the LBJ method: “I know it’s not true, but let’s make the sonovabitch deny it!”

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Hecuba's daughter  Jan 10, 2017 • 4:13:15pm

This story about Trump’s predilections may be amusing but unless there is real verification from multiple sources it doesn’t help our credibility to report it. If it turns out to be false, his people will use it to discredit any future stories about what Russia may have on him.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 10, 2017 • 4:17:10pm

re: #30 Skip Intro

Trump wants to relive his glory days as a denizen of the NY City sex clubs in the 1980s.

Battlefield re-enactment.

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BeachDem  Jan 10, 2017 • 4:19:32pm

Manafort, Page, Stein and Flynn. The four horse’s asses of the apocalypse.

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BeachDem  Jan 10, 2017 • 4:26:16pm

re: #75 Hecuba’s daughter

This story about Trump’s predilections may be amusing but unless there is real verification from multiple sources it doesn’t help our credibility to report it. If it turns out to be false, his people will use it to discredit any future stories about what Russia may have on him.

I’m far more distressed about the sections regarding Manafort, Page, Stein and Flynn. Yeah, the sexploits are cringe-worthy, but the other stuff is far more devastating—and seem to be being ignored in favor of the prurient.

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ObserverArt  Jan 10, 2017 • 5:25:53pm

re: #75 Hecuba’s daughter

This story about Trump’s predilections may be amusing but unless there is real verification from multiple sources it doesn’t help our credibility to report it. If it turns out to be false, his people will use it to discredit any future stories about what Russia may have on him.

I would hope our intelligence agencies are smart enough to know there is backing facts or they would have withheld it. This is too damaging to not have some kind of actual backing.

And they can;t let Russia know exactly how they came about it in the UK or here. So, if Russia is quiet they know they have a hole in their security. So, they may be quiet too.

I mentioned Assange earlier…maybe he will be the Russian message deliver man. He could do the denial.

If anything, like mentioned by others, it will force Trump to address it. If it is true and he knows it, he is not going to be the blustering big mouth as usual.

If things get real quiet in Trumpland…look the hell out.


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