Evening Lizards. Who has the pumpkin pinochet managed to piss off today?

re: #1 Bubblehead II

Evening Lizards. Who has the pumpkin pinochet managed to piss off today?

Hopefully BillO:

O’Reilly: “Putin’s a killer”

Trump: “There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What do you think—our country’s so innocent?” pic.twitter.com/wBUyNncsYr

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) February 4, 2017

Why aren’t the lawyers looking at and using the Federal Court decision in Boston, which is at conflict with ridiculous lift ban decision?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 4, 2017

Our so-called president has been ranting like this all freaking day. @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/cqp0mx45xI

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) February 5, 2017

Betsy Devos is a big fat liar (I know, shocka):

“The following virtual academies have four-year cohort graduation rates at or above 90 percent”, replied DeVos to Murray…

Nevada Virtual Academy was the one with a 100 percent graduation rate according to DeVos. Wrong, says the state of Nevada, it’s actually 63 percent.

Ohio Virtual Academy has a 92 percent graduation rate, claimed DeVos. Wrong, says the state of Ohio, it’s 53 percent.

Utah Virtual Academy has a 96 percent graduation rate, said DeVos. Wrong, says the state of Utah, it’s 42 percent.

DeVos’ numbers, which were lifted without citation, appear to come from a cheery report from K-12, Inc.

dailykos.com
Dog—please don’t let this horrible woman get confirmed.

re: #2 A wild WITHAK appeared!

Hopefully BillO:

Well tRump does has have a point. Our hands aren’t exactly clean either. We have our own history of political assassination (attempted or other wise). But putin does make it personal.

re: #1 Bubblehead II

Evening Lizards. Who has the pumpkin pinochet managed to piss off today?

ME

Us Liberals and Democrats have something the right will never have. Creativity with a sense of humor, even under a fascist POS administration.

Since Hatch won’t answer, and his voicemail is full, his constituents are resorting to this:

Because the ban was lifted by a judge, many very bad and dangerous people may be pouring into our country. A terrible decision

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 4, 2017

I thought it wasn’t a ban. https://t.co/3JedZGM0aL

— Bob Cesca (@bobcesca_go) February 4, 2017

GOP Rep. Tom McClintock leaves contentious town hall with police escort as protesters chant “Shame!” https://t.co/rndfTSph63 pic.twitter.com/H6ZbAdcfgp

— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) February 4, 2017

I know I should be over the reaction, but I am still utterly dumbfounded at the childish, whiny nature of the tweets coming from a so-called president.

Even someone as un-self-aware as the yam has to see how fucking idiotic and petty he sounds. Well, maybe not…

Quietly, so quietly, I just released a beta test version of our new two factor authentication system. If you’d like to try it out, go to Account Settings and you’ll see a new section in there. Hopefully it’s all obvious enough to figure out - but I’ll be writing an article to explain it all soon.

If you have an Android device, here’s a page at Google Play with a bunch of free authenticator apps you can use. If you have an iPhone, I really like this one because it’s very simple to use and has a Mac desktop version that syncs automatically: itunes.apple.com

GROUNDBREAKING!! WE’LL DEFEAT ISIS FOR SURE NOW!!!

According to the White House, we now have two Defense Secretaries pic.twitter.com/dgrc6EwwCv

— Jessica Schulberg (@jessicaschulb) February 4, 2017

The “ban” thing is like that scene in Chinatown: “Is it a ban?” “No, it’s suspension.” [slap] “Is it a suspension?” “No, it’s a ban.” [slap] “It’s a suspension, ban, suspension, ban….”

re: #12 b.d.

GROUNDBREAKING!! WE’LL DEFEAT ISIS FOR SURE NOW!!!

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We’ve always had two Defense Secretaries.

re: #7 GlutenFreeJesus

Us Liberals and Democrats have something the right will never have. Creativity with a sense of humor, even under a fascist POS administration.

Since Hatch won’t answer, and his voicemail is full, his constituents are resorting to this:

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“[DeVos] is an inappropriate choice to lead our public schools”

Just like ham and pineapple pizza.

*ducks*

re: #14 Barefoot Grin

We’ve always had two Defense Secretaries.

Period.

Forgot the URL for the Google Play page: play.google.com

re: #13 Barefoot Grin

THERE… ARE… FOUR… LIGHTS!

Monthly cost of:
Guarding Trump Tower: $30 million
Section 8 for all 15,856 homeless NYC families: $28 million

— Mark Elliott (@markmobility) February 4, 2017

re: #19 jaunte

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Damn moochers.//

I got online to make a lighthearted post about the possibility that idiots are already in a froth over the upcoming Budweiser Super Bowl spot.

Turns out that is exactly what is happening.

And right on cue, the Boycott Budweiser movement begins. https://t.co/KMfPKPMsK8

— Lydia Polgreen (@lpolgreen) February 5, 2017

I’ve heard other estimates of $400,000 a day. Still, a lot of wasted taxes.

re: #21 bratwurst

Wait for the WeWereNeverImmigrants hashtag.

re: #12 b.d.

GROUNDBREAKING!! WE’LL DEFEAT ISIS FOR SURE NOW!!!

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Knowing the Pentagon, there’s bound to be a triplicate Def Sec laying around someplace. I’d check the broom closets first.

re: #22 jaunte

I’ve heard other estimates of $400,000 a day. Still, a lot of wasted taxes.

It’s that redistribution of wealth you libtards are always screaming about!//

re: #19 jaunte

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We should put some of those section 8 people in Trump Tower since it is already being provided with govt. security

re: #21 bratwurst

I got online to make a lighthearted post about the possibility that idiots are already in a froth over the upcoming Budweiser Super Bowl spot.

Turns out that is exactly what is happening.

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How many things are the wingnuts boycotting now?

I think they are into their 3rd continuing boycott of Starbucks alone.

re: #26 b.d.

We should put some of those section 8 people in Trump Tower since it is already being provided with govt. security

And guard it with kids paid through the Gingrich Kids Afterschool Work program.

re: #12 b.d.

GROUNDBREAKING!! WE’LL DEFEAT ISIS FOR SURE NOW!!!

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“See, we have two SecDefs, hughly better from that guy before us!”.

re: #21 bratwurst

Not at all surprised. And as far as being cool goes, imho it’s gonna be tough to beat Chrysler’s Bob (“Iron Range”) Dylan ad.

Bob Dylan’s great speech about American Pride

re: #21 bratwurst

I got online to make a lighthearted post about the possibility that idiots are already in a froth over the upcoming Budweiser Super Bowl spot.

Turns out that is exactly what is happening.

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True Americans were created here by God, they didn’t have to travel here.

//

Still not drinking Budweiser, though.

How’d she even graduate from law school?

In which Trump lawyer tells judge Robart of travel ban: “We actually don’t think you’re supppsed to look at whether it’s rationally based” pic.twitter.com/fxgMnGNVa0

— Spencer Woodman (@spencerwoodman) February 4, 2017

re: #6 Stanley Sea

ME

Well that a given. Hell, his presence int the W.H. pisses me off every day. Who has he pissed off that actually has the power to actually retaliate?

#MarchALago Tonight pic.twitter.com/ea8DceH2k9

— Drew (@amanatarms) February 5, 2017

Love the hashtag

re: #33 Moebym

How’d she even graduate from law school?

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Liberty U? Regent U? Whichever, I’ll bet real money she was a Bush WH intern.

re: #33 Moebym

How’d she even graduate from law school?

The judge opens up our country to potential terrorists and others that do not have our best interests at heart. Bad people are very happy!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 5, 2017

And another tweet attacking Judge Robart. He’s still going. #SoCalledPresident @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/6H53duextC

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) February 5, 2017

re: #33 Moebym

How’d she even graduate from law school?

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Liberty U prob.

Wonder what Donald would say about the Trump Tower tenants if they said this?

People are really unhappy with the endless security checks at the new World Trade Center. Durst is a terrible manager. Tenants furious!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 11, 2014

re: #8 jaunte

I don’t think Trump understands how visas and green cards work. People from so-called risky countries already have to jump through hoops to enter the USA. It’s not like Joe Terrorists hop on a plane and waltz into JFK or Dulles with a duffle full of IEDs.

re: #39 Stanley Sea

Liberty U prob.

Speaking of Liberty University, anyone else notice their TV ads on mainstream channels (that is, channels other than Fox News) playing since the election? I know that I’ve seen TV ads for them at least 3-4 times since the beginning of the year, most of them on ESPN, of all places.

re: #37 TedStriker

Law school isn’t that hard. Meanwhile, becoming proficient at silk screening in the art dept. — now that has it’s challenges. //

re: #38 Charles Johnson

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He needs to look outside his window.

Maybe he is.

#MarchALago

re: #42 TedStriker

Speaking of Liberty University, anyone else notice their TV ads on mainstream channels (that is, channels other than Fox News) playing since the election? I know that I’ve seen TV ads for them at least 3-4 times since the beginning of the year, most of them on ESPN, of all places.

UGH.

Heard there are Betsy DeVos ads as well.

Propaganda USA

re: #33 Moebym

How’d she even graduate from law school?

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OMFG that is for the ages.

Edit: Still amused. Reformulating.

“Your honor, is our order?”
“Is… What?”
“Is.”
…
*judicial doom stare*
“I’m going to take a short break for a scotch and soda.”

The guy is a regular Nostradamus.

China, Russia and Iran are laughing at us. We have weak leaders who are threatening our national security. Dangerous times.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 12, 2013

::: watching “Driving Miss Daisy” :::

From Liz Smith’s column

ENDQUOTE: Mark 8:36

“For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?”

For centuries we have repeated and reflected on those words from the Bible, often drawing comparisons to this or that in our own life and time.

But have we ever pondered what it will profit a man who gains the whole world but who has no soul to lose? Now might be a good time to start.

O’Reilly: “Putin’s a killer”

Trump: “There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What do you think—our country’s so innocent?” pic.twitter.com/wBUyNncsYr

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) February 4, 2017

There’s definitely a piss tape https://t.co/54kStguGp9

— Gideon Resnick (@GideonResnick) February 5, 2017

re: #42 TedStriker

One drawback of living in New York City is not seeing those wacky ads. Then again, I don’t watch Fox Spews, so I’m probably missing a trove of tacky treasure.

When I was younger, I’d walk a mile to check out the latest in right wing bullshit. That was then, this is now.

Yeah, just look at how dangerous those refugees are! @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/yRRFvhETzx

— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) February 5, 2017

This morning I heard on NPR that Trump’s approval ratings are at a record low: 44%.

My wife and I looked at each other and almost at the same time said: “holy shit, 44% approve?”

re: #47 b.d.

I prefer Nostradumbass.

re: #41 wheat-dogg

I don’t think Trump understands how visas and green cards work. People from so-called risky countries already have to jump through hoops to enter the USA. It’s not like Joe Terrorists hop on a plane and waltz into JFK or Dulles with a duffle full of IEDs.

FTFY…and, yes, I do think that Trump thinks that terrorist attacks do work this way.

He isn’t “Dolt 45” for nothing…

I’m starting to think the Russians have no “piss tape.” It wouldn’t phase Donald in the least and his supporters would love it. It would have been a campaign boon: “he had hot women piss on the Obamas’ bed, hahahahaha.”

This is so bizarre it might be funny if this unhinged egomaniacal loon didn’t have his finger near the nuclear button. @realDonaldTrump

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) February 5, 2017

re: #36 De Kolta Chair

Liberty U? Regent U? Whichever, I’ll bet real money she was a Bush WH intern.

She looks like she could be Monica Goodling’s sister.

Interview with @oreillyfactor on Fox Network - 4:00 P.M. (prior to Super Bowl). Enjoy!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 5, 2017

Amazing! Not a lot of men would have the stamina to do an entire interview with Putin’s dick in their mouth the whole time. #ResistTrump https://t.co/DVs3YDhgZg

— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) February 5, 2017

re: #60 Kragar

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All the more impressive since Hannity’s balls were in Trump’s mouth.

O’Reilly: “Putin’s a killer.”

Trump: “…we’ve got a lot of killers. What do you think—our country’s so innocent?” pic.twitter.com/OVR4XBJq1b

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) February 4, 2017

Obama didn’t have the guts to go on Fox! ////

Our #SoCalledPresident is now saying America is a nation of fucking killers, just like Putin.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) February 5, 2017

re: #58 Charles Johnson

Appealing to the crowds, trying to overrun the established structure of law, and the individuals that uphold up, by conflating the legal and the personal.

Roman Republic despotism.

re: #54 Barefoot Grin

This morning I heard on NPR that Trump’s approval ratings are at a record low: 44%.

My wife and I looked at each other and almost at the same time said: “holy shit, 44% approve?”

Same here with me and the missus.

re: #61 HappyWarrior

All the more impressive since Hannity’s balls were in Trump’s mouth.

No, no…Hannity was fondling Dolt 45’s balls, while also giving him a little buttplay.

re: #38 Charles Johnson

Charles Johnson ✔ @Green_Footballs
And another tweet attacking Judge Robart. He’s still going. #SoCalledPresident @realDonaldTrump

The judge opens up our country to potential terrorists and others that do not have our best interests at heart. Bad people are very happy!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 5, 2017

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7:51 PM - 4 Feb 2017

Time to trot this out. It was done for too many times like this.

You talk too much.

re: #33 Moebym

Facially legitimate?

She says it twice; the second time after the judge says, “factually legitimate,” which suggests she has no clue what she’s saying.

Well, I retract my criticism on this point, because she’s using legal speak.

re: #62 Charles Johnson

The creepy creature opening that video should be Martin Short’s next satirical subject.

O’Reilly: “Putin’s a killer”

Trump: “There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What do you think—our country’s so innocent?” pic.twitter.com/wBUyNncsYr

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) February 4, 2017

Eight years of listening to right-wingers endlessly rant that Obama hated America is now followed by total silence.https://t.co/Ge0xmipKuH

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) February 5, 2017

re: #51 jaunte

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Wonder if O’Reilly interrupts him 50 bazillion times like he did Obama during his Superbowl interview? Yeah—don’t really wonder at all.

re: #56 TedStriker

FTFY…and, yes, I do think that Trump thinks that terrorist attacks do work this way.

He isn’t “Dolt 45” for nothing…

Thanks. I fixed it.

re: #67 TedStriker

No, no…Hannity was fondling Dolt 45’s balls, while also giving him a little buttplay.

Guys… c’mon.

re: #68 ObserverArt

Nice! Here’s one I made the other day in response to a good reader at Joe My God (the tie only):

re: #21 bratwurst

I got online to make a lighthearted post about the possibility that idiots are already in a froth over the upcoming Budweiser Super Bowl spot.

Turns out that is exactly what is happening.

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Budweiser immigrants ad from 1986 is a double-double for pissing off the wingnuts because it starts in a union hall!

Budweiser Immigration Commercial (1986)

Then there is this 9/11 Budweiser ad that now ticks off the wingnuts:

9/11 Budweiser Commercial - AIRED ONLY ONCE

re: #75 De Kolta Chair

Nice! Here’s one I made yesterday in response to someone at Joe My God:

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Maybe some brave soul will check for a design patent on that.

Imagine the shrieking outrage from the right if Obama, Hillary or ANY Democrat had ever said anything even close to this. Now? Silence.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) February 5, 2017

FoxNews PR department:

Why didn’t we release the nicest, fluffiest part of the interview for a tease?

WE DID!

Somehow I knew somebody would chime in with this inane talking point. @nmcurban

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) February 5, 2017

Why aren’t the lawyers looking at and using the Federal Court decision in Boston, which is at conflict with ridiculous lift ban decision?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 4, 2017

This is a lie. The Court in Boston issued a TRO, then refused to extend it. This isn’t in conflict with Judge Robarts’ decision to issue his own TRO.

Segal responded, “If your honor’s question is, ‘Does the word ‘Muslim’ make a profound presence in this executive order?,’ my answer is that it doesn’t. But the president described what he was going to do as a Muslim ban and then he proceeded to carry it out.”

“Am I to take the words of an executive at any point before or after election as a part of that executive order?”

This is where the Court in Boston clearly erred. Yes, you are definitely supposed to look at clear, contemporaneous statements of motivation by the executive about the design and intent behind an EO. The EO itself carves out exemptions for minority religions, that is itself prima facie evidence of an intent to discriminate against the majority religion (Islam) of the targeted countries. Giuliani’s statements also betray that bigoted and illegal intent.

re: #69 wheat-dogg

Facially legitimate?

She says it twice; the second time after the judge says, “factually legitimate,” which suggests she has no clue what she’s saying.

smdh

Facially is a legal term. I’m not an attorney (but I work for one), so grain of salt for me, but in layman’s terms here’s how I’d explain it:

Atty: “This is pie that everyone has to eat.”
Judge: “You’ve forcefully argued that it’s pie, but I’m concerned that it was baked by a lunatic and contains week-old raw pork, chewed gum, and garbage, held together with rubber bands.”
Atty: “Our argument is that it’s shaped like a pie, therefore it’s edible pie.”

re: #21 bratwurst

I got online to make a lighthearted post about the possibility that idiots are already in a froth over the upcoming Budweiser Super Bowl spot.

Turns out that is exactly what is happening.

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I don’t even drink beer but I think I might buy a case of Bud and gift it to a friend.

re: #74 makeitstop

Guys… c’mon.

I know it’s a bit graphic, but at least I’m not saying that Dolt 45’s had any “unlawful knowledge” or has abused Ivanka at any time when she was growing up.

Oops, I guess I did say that.

re: #59 BeachDem

She looks like she could be Monica Goodling’s sister.

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Maybe it’s because I binge-watched The Trial of O. J. Simpson today, but perhaps also
une touche de Kato Kaelin’s grandniece?

re: #82 Pawn of the Oppressor

Facially is a legal term. I’m not an attorney (but I work for one), so grain of salt for me, but in layman’s terms here’s how I’d explain it:

Atty: “This is pie that everyone has to eat.”
Judge: “You’ve forcefully argued that it’s pie, but I’m concerned that it was baked by a lunatic and contains week-old pork, chewed gum, and garbage, held together with rubber bands.”
Atty: “Our argument is that it’s shaped like a pie, therefore it’s edible pie.”

Got it. I have corrected my comment.

She’s still out of her depth there.

Watch as Trump’s cultists start spouting rhetoric about America being a nation of killers, putting the far left to shame.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) February 5, 2017

re: #84 Eclectic Cyborg

I don’t even drink beer but I think I might buy a case of Bud and gift it to a friend.

Oooo, as a beer drinker this is tricky….

re: #80 Charles Johnson

This is another illustration of that nazi defense: accusing the nazi-puncher of equivalent immorality.

Military Officer with the football follows the president onto Marine One and everywhere else. Pres got nuclear codes Inauguration morning. pic.twitter.com/AWorhIicbv

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) February 3, 2017

The nuclear “Football” will be vacationing in Florida with Donald Trump for the weekend. https://t.co/GCUhV6BqKV

— Stephen Schwartz (@AtomicAnalyst) February 3, 2017

@Green_Footballs It’s true. Everything he needs to authorize the use of the US nuclear arsenal is only steps away. https://t.co/a8IWHOJJpO

— Stephen Schwartz (@AtomicAnalyst) February 5, 2017

re: #33 Moebym

How’d she even graduate from law school?

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This is actually a serious question—facially legitimate (which is a standard that would favor Hair Furor’s order) versus rationally based (which asks if the order makes sense given its intentions). And many rights cases do turn on this type of distinction.

That said, I don’t envy the lawyer making the argument. She’s arguing what her employer (Trump) is saying. She may not agree.

re: #84 Eclectic Cyborg

I don’t even drink beer but I think I might buy a case of Bud and gift it to a friend.

I quit drinking back in 1984, but even I don’t think that friends do that to friends.

re: #88 Charles Johnson

…except they like the idea of being killers.

Remember the premise is that they’re moral actors no matter what. So they will have the their cake (reveling in license of power) and eat it too (claiming to be the good guys as they do it).

re: #88 Charles Johnson

@Green_Footballs @nmcurban My first thought was “Stein and Bernie Lefties will agree 100% with this.”

— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) February 5, 2017

O’REILLY: Putin’s a killer.
DJT: There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers…Our country’s so innocent? pic.twitter.com/qp4DzNPzxW

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) February 5, 2017

Mr. President, our soldiers dont carpet bomb cities. We dont assassinate government critics. Google: Grozny, Aleppo, Nemtsov, Litvinenko,etc https://t.co/N8grtIAPvA

— Michael McFaul (@McFaul) February 5, 2017

Iran is playing with fire - they don’t appreciate how “kind” President Obama was to them. Not me!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 3, 2017

Iran was on its last legs and ready to collapse until the U.S. came along and gave it a life-line in the form of the Iran Deal: $150 billion

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 2, 2017

Iran has been formally PUT ON NOTICE for firing a ballistic missile.Should have been thankful for the terrible deal the U.S. made with them!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 2, 2017

Trump does exactly what I’ve been saying ever since the election, laying the groundwork for a shooting war with Iran. This is how he really intends to pay Putin back, by shutting down the Straight of Hormuz and jacking oil prices through the roof. The escalation will come very quickly now, as he will need to create a distraction from his disastrous first couple weeks and reinforce the perceived threat behind his bungled travel ban EO.

@Green_Footballs Keep your head buried in the sand all you want. It won’t help any of us become better people..

— nmcurban (@nmcurban) February 5, 2017

re: #97 goddamnedfrank

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Trump does exactly what I’ve been saying ever since the election, laying the groundwork for a shooting war with Iran. This is how he really intends to pay Putin back, by shutting down the Straight of Hormuz and jacking oil prices through the roof. The escalation will come very quickly now, as he will need to create a distraction from his disastrous first couple weeks and reinforce the perceived threat behind his bungled travel ban EO.

Well if you want to talk about kindness. You talk about Putin as if he were an old golf pal.

re: #72 BeachDem

Wonder if O’Reilly interrupts him 50 bazillion times like he did Obama during his Superbowl interview? Yeah—don’t really wonder at all.

Interrupt? He’ll probably only ask him one question.

“Why are you such a great and awesome president?”

And Trump will go on from there with personal blather and fill the whole hour except for commercial breaks. He knows TV.

re: #92 mmmirele

Makes sense now. Thanks.

Sigh, I need to stop making snap judgments.

re: #97 goddamnedfrank

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Trump does exactly what I’ve been saying ever since the election, laying the groundwork for a shooting war with Iran. This is how he really intends to pay Putin back, by shutting down the Straight of Hormuz and jacking oil prices through the roof. The escalation will come very quickly now, as he will need to create a distraction from his disastrous first couple weeks and reinforce the perceived threat behind his bungled travel ban EO.

Jesus, I hope the guy with the ‘football’ has one of his eyes on Trump’s tweets at all times.

re: #33 Moebym

How’d she even graduate from law school?

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Liberty U?

It’s just amazing the shit Trump will say about our country and his sycophant supporters will just go yep yep and these are the same assholes that question the left’s patriotism. Trump literally said our country was no better than Russia in terms of morality.

re: #92 mmmirele

And if this clip makes Trump look bad, she may be out of a job either way.

I think Rep. Jim Himes (D-CT) described the administration’s first two weeks quite well when he called it a “goat rodeo.”

The judge opens up our country to potential terrorists and others that do not have our best interests at heart. Bad people are very happy!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 5, 2017

Picking fights with federal judges on Twitter undermines the entire executive branch. Someone close to @POTUS should really stop this. https://t.co/vAP7UfqCUa

— Christina Wilkie (@christinawilkie) February 5, 2017

That will never happen because the only people close to Trump are sycophants & power-hungry yes-men @christinawilkie https://t.co/x2hhGF9pZh

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) February 5, 2017

re: #106 BeachDem

I think Rep. Jim Himes (D-CT) described the administration’s first two weeks quite well when he called it a “goat rodeo.”

You know, that’s kind of a slam on goats, don’t ya think?

re: #104 HappyWarrior

Trump literally said our country was no better than Russia in terms of morality.

That will simplify his supporters lives.

One just shakes their head. We’re only two weeks in guys. Man it’s going to be a long four years.

re: #109 jaunte

That will simplify his supporters lives.

Yeah why does Rep Hines hate goats!

re: #84 Eclectic Cyborg

Or you can just save the beer for beer brats. :D

re: #102 stpaulbear

Jesus, I hope the guy with the ‘football’ has one of his eyes on Trump’s tweets at all times.

The handlers replaced it for our safety. The football now contains an old Trapper Keeper - the one with the awesome jet picture on it. By the time the guy goes back to the other room and gets the real codes, Trump will have been distracted and changed the subject.

re: #85 TedStriker

I know it’s a bit graphic, but at least I’m not saying that Dolt 45’s had any “unlawful knowledge” or has abused Ivanka at any time when she was growing up.

Oops, I guess I did say that.

I actually believe that there’s been that sort of thing going on in the Trump family, and I’ve said so here a couple of times.

But that stuff with O’Reilly and Hannity, dude…there’s not a big enough body of brain bleach to eradicate that mental image.

re: #91 Charles Johnson

Coming this fall on ABC, from executive producer Jerry Lewis: Nathan Lane IS The Wackiest Atomic Football Guy Handler Briefcase Thingie Person Laaaady!!!

War with Iran is right around the corner. Trump needs to pay back Putin with an oil price spike, will shutting down Straight of Hormuz.

— Frankly My Dear … (@goddamnedfrank) February 5, 2017

Most importantly Trump’s first few weeks have been an nonstop epic level disaster, so he desperately needs a distraction. War w/ Iran is it.

— Frankly My Dear … (@goddamnedfrank) February 5, 2017

re: #92 mmmirele

This is actually a serious question—facially legitimate (which is a standard that would favor Hair Furor’s order) versus rationally based (which asks if the order makes sense given its intentions). And many rights cases do turn on this type of distinction.

That said, I don’t envy the lawyer making the argument. She’s arguing what her employer (Trump) is saying. She may not agree.

Her name is Michelle R. Bennett, who has represented the US government many times over several years, judging from my cursory googling. I’m going to retract my criticism of her hesitant argument in favor of your interpretation. Her client has no case.

re: #91 Charles Johnson

There is a Twitter parody account for @nuclearfootball. It hasn’t posted since 2012 tho

re: #91 Charles Johnson

@markknoller Hopefully it’s an alt-nuclear football.

— efuseakay (@efuseakay) February 5, 2017

re: #115 De Kolta Chair

Coming this fall on ABC: Nathan Lane IS The Wackiest Football Guy Handler Briefcase Thingie Person

How about The Quarterback?

re: #14 Barefoot Grin

We’ve always had two Defense Secretaries.

One to fight ISIS, another to fight ISIL!

DOUBLEPLUSGOOD!

re: #108 mmmirele

You know, that’s kind of a slam on goats, don’t ya think?

They’ll just have to deal.

I think definition #4 in the Urban Dictionary is most apt:

Goat Rodeo
A situation that is hopelessly fucked up. The worst of three stages of goat-ness. First is the Goat Rope, defined elsewhere.

Then there is the utilitarian Goat Fuck. This normally requires a serious amount of work to unfuck.

Lastly, there is the Goat Rodeo. The worst of the three, it is beyond even profanity. It describes a situation that involves many individuals screw ups, and implies that the fuck up is already well underway, meaning that there is no hope in stopping the mess.

At a time when it’s absolutely critical that the US take a strong stand on climate change, an anti-science sociopath is in the White House.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) February 5, 2017

It just breaks my heart.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) February 5, 2017

re: #116 goddamnedfrank

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If he does that, I’m gonna be concerned about getting drafted. I’m 62 years old, but I’m not rich. He’s gonna need fodder.

re: #120 Eclectic Cyborg

How about The Quarterback?

“Offense sells tickets, defense wins games.” — Vince Lombardi. //

Fuck worrying about Trump right now. Have a massive 4700 point Warhammer 30K (yes, 30K!) game going…Iron Warriors 4th Legion against the 9th Legion Space Wolves in a city fight…classic Bad Religion and Misfits punk on the stereo.

We’re good…

re: #112 GlutenFreeJesus

Or you can just save the beer for beer brats. :D

A Sam Adams anthology someone gave me included 6 beers made with chocolate. Being open-minded, I opened one. The other 5 will be saved to kill slugs in the Spring.

re: #33 Moebym

How’d she even graduate from law school?

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Well, I give you exhibit A.

“That Day In Bowling Green” written by Dave Stinton

re: #11 Charles Johnson

Quietly, so quietly, I just released a beta test version of our new two factor authentication system. If you’d like to try it out, go to Account Settings and you’ll see a new section in there. Hopefully it’s all obvious enough to figure out - but I’ll be writing an article to explain it all soon.

When you do, may I request some information about how you’re handling privacy issues behind the scenes? Who knows what kind of insane subpoenas a Sessions-run DOJ might issue - which is why I’ve become even more cautious (paranoid?) about where my cell number gets shared and saved. It’s not that I don’t trust you…just curious as to what sort of safeguards you’re implementing to keep all of our privacy as intact as possible, under the circumstances.

Bad Religion - Stranger Than Fiction (Official Video)

re: #96 jaunte

Is it just me, or does Trump look terminally constipated every time he gives the Trump scowl?

re: #132 Skip Intro

Is it just me, or does Trump look terminally constipated every time he gives the Trump scowl?

You’d have to ask Dr. Fever.

Coffee today w/senior aide to FOUR Republican Presidents. Calls Trump “beyond embarrassing” but “hasn’t done anything impeachable”

— West Wing Reports (@WestWingReport) February 5, 2017

re: #134 Moebym

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He’s still on his first roll of Oval Office toilet paper.

re: #130 ipsos

Phone numbers are encrypted in the database with a strong encryption algorithm. I can’t store them in one-way hashed form like passwords, because the system needs to be able to read them to send verification codes, so this is the best way to handle it.

The Far Left and Right both agree that the US is no better than our enemies.

A pox on both their houses.

— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) February 5, 2017

re: #134 Moebym

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Coffee today w/senior aide to FOUR Republican Presidents. Calls Trump “beyond embarrassing” but “hasn’t done anything impeachable”

— West Wing Reports (@WestWingReport) February 5, 2017

They can’t find anyone to give him a BJ.

re: #137 Kragar

Shakespeare is always updingable. :)

re: #135 Decatur Deb

I think he saves up for Trump Tower or Mar-al-lago.

Posting this a second time because I still can’t believe it’s real and everyone should see it and go nuts https://t.co/V8SqlNtDqh

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 5, 2017

re: #129 Charles Johnson

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Video

This popped up right after it when I played it on YouTube

EXCLUSIVE: Interview with a Bowling Green Massacre Survivor

63 million degenerates decided the fate of the free world. There’s something wrong with this picture.

— Sergey Romanov (@S_ergeyR_omanov) February 5, 2017

Oh, now they’ll all say that Bannon/Trump isn’t one of them. He’s a liberal plant. Just watch. But that’s who they voted for @RightWingWatch

— lawhawk (@lawhawk) February 5, 2017

From MAGA to “You know we’re just as bad as Russia.”

re: #133 Decatur Deb

“Fever, Doc Fever”

James Bond Nose Flute and Mini Ukulele

my sisters just sent me this and whoever made it, I owe u a beer pic.twitter.com/49vpDeVGqg

— MAX IM A KOOPA (@meakoopa) February 5, 2017

re: #147 jaunte

Yeeeeees. Nostalgia :D

re: #116 goddamnedfrank

He may try, but it would be very hard to sell. I’m sure the military knows that war with Iran would be insane. NO allies (except maybe Israel?) would have anything to do with it, either.

Also, if it looks like he’s fomenting war, the number of people hitting the streets would make what’s happened so far look half-hearted — and that appears to deter Congressmen (purse strings…) even if it doesn’t penetrate the White House.

At least I hope so.

We aren’t mad.
We aren’t jealaous.
We are marching to Putin’s Palace.#MaraLago #MarchtoMal #WestPalmBeach pic.twitter.com/E4nCoY1FZJ

— Jamie Todd Foreman (@Jamie_Foreman) February 4, 2017

Proud of WPB. My Stepfather was probably screaming at the TV all night.

re: #64 Charles Johnson

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And yet DT lets Wayne sit next to him at a presser….

2016 was a bad year for many of us and noted for all the favorites that passed away, but one I had previously missed was the passing of Francis.

For those who may not know, Francis was a poodle, and the star of his own cooking show. I believe this is the last episode in which he appears:

Pressed Sushi with Seared Marinated Mackerel Recipe (Shime Saba Oshizushi) | Cooking with Dog

Speaking of Chuck C. Johnson… we were, weren’t we? … I think he may have been suspended by Facebook again, because there’s been nothing new posted at his page since February 1.

At some point, Facebook may want to make the suspension permanent because he’s obviously just going to keep on posting creepy evil shit that violates their “community standards.”

re: #142 ObserverArt

This popped up right after it when I played it on YouTube

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OMG hilarious.

Interview with @oreillyfactor on Fox Network - 4:00 P.M. (prior to Super Bowl). Enjoy!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 5, 2017

You just shit on the memory of every man and woman who ever wore a uniform, you draft dodging son of a bitch. #ResistTrump https://t.co/DVs3YDhgZg

— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) February 5, 2017

re: #154 Stanley Sea

OMG hilarious.

That was an Oscar level performance. LOL

re: #153 Charles Johnson

This fucking little neo-Nazi should be banned already,

BTW thanks for saving that Reddit post, it has already been deleted, I’ve based an HC post on it:

A bit on the scary affinity between @realDonaldTrump and #Holocaust #denial https://t.co/z9NaY4lew7 #holocaustdenial #trump

— Sergey Romanov (@S_ergeyR_omanov) February 3, 2017

This is my first week on the Twitter, and holy moly Batman, you gotta be quick on the buzzer in that ‘verse don’t you?

Well if there ever was a great time for a false flag op, now is the time.

And do you think if there’s an attack now that Alex Jones will be screaming about a false flag operation?

Of course not. Pat the guy on the back and slip him a press credential and he’s all yours.

re: #155 Kragar

What did Il Douche say this time?

re: #158 De Kolta Chair

What’s your handle?

It’s not Trump — it’s the Republican Party.

I have a Republican friend. When I point out particularly horrible things of the past two weeks, instead of saying “Did you see the latest shitty thing Trump did?” I’ve been saying “Did you see the latest shitty thing the Republican Party did?”

I believe it’s having an effect. Not much of one, to be honest, but more of an effect than any of my previous arguments over the years.

It’s important this whole debacle is hung around the necks of ALL republican pols.

Trump puts US on moral par with Putin’s Russia. Never in history has a President slandered his country like this. https://t.co/LrP8ycG1Y9

— Bret Stephens (@StephensWSJ) February 5, 2017

Even the Deputy Editorial Page editor of The Wall Street Journal and I agree: @realDonaldTrump has slandered this country. https://t.co/oPxHS1OJZI

— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) February 5, 2017

There is nothing much substantive I can say about Trump here. Because the substantive things I could say are totally against the rules here ;)

re: #157 Nyet

This fucking little neo-Nazi should be banned already,

BTW thanks for saving that Reddit post, it has already been deleted, I’ve based an HC post on it:

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The whole /r/altright community has been banned, apparently because of a doxing incident. (The fact that the whole community was composed of outright racists and Nazis wasn’t enough for Reddit to ban them.)

@realDonaldTrump did you bid on anything at the Red Cross Ball tonight? Artwork? Memorabilia? @Fahrenthold Legal pad? #MarchALago pic.twitter.com/SDZr7ghS7g

— jody young (@cscdad1) February 5, 2017

re: #158 De Kolta Chair

This is my first week on the Twitter, and holy moly Batman, you gotta be quick on the buzzer in that ‘verse don’t you?

Too fast for me.

re: #161 Nyet

Breaker breaker, good buddy, that’s a @BitskoMickey, come back rubber duck

Can’t wait to see his reaction and excuses when he gets slammed for this.

re: #164 Nyet

Because the substantive things I could say are totally against the rules here ;)

Yep-it’s that bad.

He’s gotten worse with the shit he says since he’s become president.

He’s either seriously compromised or really does think this way about our country. Neither are appealing options.

re: #171 HappyWarrior

He’s gotten worse with the shit he says since he’s become president.

Yeah, proving all those hoping he would “grow up” (incl. me) wrong. With a vengeance.

🍵🐸 pic.twitter.com/2NsoVZo9Hv

— Alicia Lutes (@alicialutes) February 4, 2017

When Trump says America is a nation of killers, he’s not making a principled critique of US misdeeds. He’s JUSTIFYING more killing.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) February 5, 2017

re: #174 William Lewis

There is no excuse for the people who voted for Trump. None. Ever.

re: #169 HappyWarrior

Can’t wait to see his reaction and excuses when he gets slammed for this.

He never said it. It’s all media lies. Hannity will agree with him and Kellyanne will say he never gave that interview.

So I took the cat to the vet today (routine annual exam), and the vet looked at my pink fingernails and said they were very nice, were they for Valentine’s Day? “Pussy power, actually,” I said. She said she liked that even better.

Later in the afternoon, I went to the No Ban, No Wall rally in San Francisco. (Cat saw me getting ready and went to hide under the desk — afraid I was going to take her to the vet a second time on the same day, I expect. Dumb animal.) The crowd was pretty good. I left after about an hour and a half (oh, for the stamina of my youth…), along with some other olds, but the second shift was still arriving, even more than an hour into the rally.

(It was alleged that there would be some Calexit people there with a petition to sign, but I didn’t see any. And none of the signs I saw even implied that they’d be interested.)

Terrible ratings. Sad! If I were the producer, the ratings would be tremendous!

really hope My So-Called President gets cancelled mid-season

— Bez (@Bez) February 4, 2017

re: #167 prairiefire

Too fast for me.

I’ve been following some good people who tweet for years, but I mostly signed on because if Trump and his fans are so into it, I might as well use it to tell them where they can put it.

So there’s this “intellectual” antisemite at the Axis History Forum called Michael Mills, an Aussie… he’s well-read but nevertheless ignorant. And in a specific thread I seem to have managed to finally shut him up re: Soviet antisemitism. Here’s the start of the discussion.

I see police are estimating 3000 people at the #MarchALago but in honor of our @POTUS I’m gonna say it was he biggest protest ever. Period! pic.twitter.com/81YWRwLmxy

— Matthew James (@kujonicus) February 5, 2017

My former hometown, thus the intense interest.

re: #173 Nyet

Yeah, proving all those hoping he would “grow up” (incl. me) wrong. With a vengeance.

You hoped he would. Different than deluding yourself that he would like the R’s.

Apropos of fun music, here’s a cool version of a calypso classic. Enjoy

Dende - The Big Bamboo

re: #178 Puss Power

So I took the cat to the vet today (routine annual exam), and the vet looked at my pink fingernails and said they were very nice, were they for Valentine’s Day? “Pussy power, actually,” I said. She said she liked that even better.

Later in the afternoon, I went to the No Ban, No Wall rally in San Francisco. (Cat saw me getting ready and went to hide under the desk — afraid I was going to take her to the vet a second time on the same day, I expect. Dumb animal.) The crowd was pretty good. I left after about an hour and a half (oh, for the stamina of my youth…), along with some other olds, but the second shift was still arriving, even more than an hour into the rally.

(It was alleged that there would be some Calexit people there with a petition to sign, but I didn’t see any. And none of the signs I saw even implied that they’d be interested.)

You Go Girl! 😎

Shoot. BeachDem if you’re here. What was the name of that four part Irish history series you recommended to me that was on Google videos? I accidently closed out of my windows by my mistake.

re: #181 Nyet

So there’s this “intellectual” antisemite at the Axis History Forum called Michael Mills, an Aussie… he’s well-read but nevertheless ignorant. And in a specific thread I seem to have managed to finally shut him up re: Soviet antisemitism. Here’s the start of the discussion.

I guess Mike isn’t familiar with the purges against doctors that happened right before Stalin’s death.

re: #187 HappyWarrior

I guess Mike isn’t familiar with the purges against doctors that happened right before Stalin’s death.

He is but he’s kind of a deluded old guy. As I said, he’s pretty well-read, but his interpretations of what he reads are something else altogether…

re: #188 Nyet

He is but he’s kind of a deluded old guy. As I said, he’s pretty well-read, but his interpretations of what he reads are something else altogether…

Yeah reading and interpreting are half the battle.

First time in a while I’ve honestly been completely indifferent to the Super Bowl. I think it’s all that’s going on.

Seen on Facebook…

Get it?

re: #149 Puss Power

He may try, but it would be very hard to sell. I’m sure the military knows that war with Iran would be insane. NO allies (except maybe Israel?) would have anything to do with it, either.

Also, if it looks like he’s fomenting war, the number of people hitting the streets would make what’s happened so far look half-hearted — and that appears to deter Congressmen (purse strings…) even if it doesn’t penetrate the White House.

At least I hope so.

Lebanon would flare up too. And in turn, the surrounding Sunni nations. Iraq would be child’s play in comparison.

re: #190 HappyWarrior

First time in a while I’ve honestly been completely indifferent to the Super Bowl. I think it’s all that’s going on.

What’s Super Bowl?

///-half

“Jesus was refugee” flying over Houston today. #WillOfThePeople#AmericanOpportunity#Superbowl #TheWorldisWatching pic.twitter.com/jPVhrmIM3J

— Raina Kumra (@rainakumra) February 5, 2017

re: #193 Nyet

What’s Super Bowl?

///-half

Kind of like the World Cup but with much more commercials.

re: #193 Nyet

What’s Super Bowl?

///-half

This is a Super Bowl!

re: #190 HappyWarrior

First time in a while I’ve honestly been completely indifferent to the Super Bowl. I think it’s all that’s going on.

It doesn’t matter. Bellacheat will find his way.

re: #195 HappyWarrior

I kind of always have to look it up, forgetting whether it is about the so-called “American football” or about baseball. Then again, I don’t watch any sports.

re: #196 b.d.

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This is a Super Bowl!

Yuge. The best bowl, I promise.

re: #197 William Lewis

It doesn’t matter. Bellacheat will find his way.

Reminding me of why I just don’t care. If they win, all the NE fans I know are going to be more obnoxious than ever if that’s possible.

re: #198 Nyet

I kind of always have to look it up, forgetting whether it is about the so-called “American football” or about baseball. Then again, I don’t watch any sports.

None at all? NERD! But then again my cousin’s husband is the only Englishman who doesn’t like original football. More of a music guy.

re: #201 HappyWarrior

It’s so boring.

re: #202 Nyet

It’s so boring.

There’s gotta be at least one sport you like.

When u in enemy territory 😂✊️ #Marchalago pic.twitter.com/0fYYb1gMKJ

— patio party (@take1theirsmall) February 5, 2017

Logan , which looks like it will be really good, is rated R. Interesting.

Dang, how do you use a credit on the Microsoft Store? I got one when I bought my new computer, and there doesn’t seem to be any way to use it when you get to the checkout. There’s a phone number to contact Support, but I’d rather use email — and I’d particularly prefer to figure out how to do it without actually contacting Support. :/

re: #203 HappyWarrior

There’s gotta be at least one sport you like.

Battle Royale. ///

When u in enemy territory 😂✊️ #Marchalago pic.twitter.com/0fYYb1gMKJ

— patio party (@take1theirsmall) February 5, 2017

re: #200 HappyWarrior

Reminding me of why I just don’t care. If they win, all the NE fans I know are going to be more obnoxious than ever if that’s possible.

I stick to footie. I can watch Arsenal from an ocean away, admire the skill of it and not care about the politics of it. Can’t do that with any home grown sport anymore between the spousal & child abuse, juicers and flat out cheats.

re: #205 Belafon

Is it the last Wolverine movie?

re: #210 Nyet

Yep.

re: #208 Stanley Sea

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lol @ #marchalago

perfect

re: #209 William Lewis

Gunners!

re: #209 William Lewis

I stick to footie. I can watch Arsenal from an ocean away, admire the skill of it and not care about the politics of it. Can’t do that with any home grown sport anymore between the spousal & child abuse, juicers and flat out cheats.

I hear ya.

re: #211 Belafon

Then it better be good indeed.

re: #208 Stanley Sea

I was so sure someone was going to have beat me to that tweet when I posted it…

re: #192 GlutenFreeJesus

Lebanon would flare up too

Poor Lebanon. Over the years I’ve seen them squashed so many times from all sides they’re probably 30,000 meters below sea level at this point. How they survive is beyond me, and I salute them.

re: #191 makeitstop

re: #64 Charles Johnson

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Talk about throwing America under the bus. Why does he hate the U.S.?

Can you imagine the outcry if a Democratic President said something like that?

re: #204 stpaulbear

You beat me bad!

re: #219 Patricia Kayden

Talk about throwing America under the bus. Why does he hate the U.S.?

Can you imagine the outcry if a Democratic President said something like that?

IOKIYAR

Seriously, saw twitter about Romney praising Trump.

They get what they want. No matter that the giver is fucking insane & dangerous to all of us.

Love when I finally catch up to a thread & I’m the last 3 or 4 comments.

re: #221 Stanley Sea

IOKIYAR

Seriously, saw twitter about Romney praising Trump.

They get what they want. No matter that the giver is fucking insane & dangerous to all of us.

Romney showed all his tough talk on Trump was just that. I’ll contend that most of the Republicans spoke out against Trump because they were afraid of him losing and thus damaging their brand. Paradox? He’s won and may damage their brand even worse.

re: #106 BeachDem

I think Rep. Jim Himes (D-CT) described the administration’s first two weeks quite well when he called it a “goat rodeo.”

No insult to goats intended, I’m sure.

.@NBCNews #DearMrPresident You are the puppet.

— Moebym (@moebym) February 5, 2017

re: #222 Stanley Sea

Love when I finally catch up to a thread & I’m the last 3 or 4 comments.

It’s a beautiful thing when it happens isn’t it?

And, it’s been tough to do lately. Threads have been fast and big for about 15 days or so.

re: #219 Patricia Kayden

Talk about throwing America under the bus. Why does he hate the U.S.?

Can you imagine the outcry if a Democratic President said something like that?

Now the wingnuts are all HURR HURR TEH LIBTURDS SAY THIS ALL TEH TIMES!!!1!!!!

O’Reilly: “Putin’s a killer”

Trump: “There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What do you think—our country’s so innocent?” pic.twitter.com/wBUyNncsYr

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) February 4, 2017

Not only is this disgusting, it’s exactly the attitude of the anti-American intellectual left. False moral equivalence. https://t.co/t6jgcYNRuk

— Inez Stepman (@InezFeltscher) February 5, 2017

Says the dumbshit who claims MLK Jr. was a Republican==> https://t.co/G7RKBhPzpv

— Vicious Babushka (@viciousbabushka) February 5, 2017

And, one I didn’t follow.

Like that sign: WE CAN DO THIS EVERY WEEKEND ASSHOLE

What democracy looks like #NYC #Stonewall 🌈🇺🇸🌈 pic.twitter.com/vJhRg25SKq

— Sarah Labowitz (@SarahLabo) February 4, 2017

What democracy looks like #NYC #Stonewall 🌈🇺🇸🌈

re: #223 Nyet

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I’m taking bets on how long it takes before Mike Pence notices that everyone around him is wearing Kevlar jackets. Not saying the guy is dense, but I’m going with at least three and a half years.

It gave me chills to stand in room where Founding Fathers created the greatest charter of liberty world has ever seen pic.twitter.com/eK9SFvj0eQ

— Vice President Pence (@VP) February 4, 2017

See, most conservatives don’t care about someone being a “killer” or not.

If they’re a God-fearing conservative (or so they think), they’re good enough.

LOLWUT

Florida heroin bust reveals something bizarre: Drugs covered in Donald Trump’s face https://t.co/8wdiKnI5sK

— Propane Jane™ (@docrocktex26) February 5, 2017

re: #218 Stanley Sea

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re: #233 The Vicious Babushka

LOLWUT

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Special order gone astray

If Trump knows of an American leader who has had rivals poisoned on foreign soil with radiation, by all means let us now who that was or is.

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) February 5, 2017

Unreal that I am cheering on this dick

2 weeks of Trump have guaranteed that prices of food, gas, and other daily necessities will be skyrocketing in the coming months.

— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) February 5, 2017

re: #235 De Kolta Chair

I’ve said it before and I’ll repeat it again: this shows how none of these people can be ignored. Charles was told not to focus on Breitbart, CCJ etc.

Yet suddenly they are in power.

re: #174 William Lewis

That needs to go viral. Sums up anti-Clinton voters perfectly, including those who didn’t vote for Trump.

re: #237 b.d.

Lesser evil etc.

Trump to remove USDA animal welfare protections from cruelty for dogs. A reminder from 9/16: he’s never HAD a dog pic.twitter.com/NykVqnG6Nj

— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) February 4, 2017

re: #237 b.d.

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Unreal that I am cheering on this dick

Trump is managing to tick off people from all sides of the political spectrum, except the neonazis and bigots.

re: #114 makeitstop

I actually believe that there’s been that sort of thing going on in the Trump family, and I’ve said so here a couple of times.

But that stuff with O’Reilly and Hannity, dude…there’s not a big enough body of brain bleach to eradicate that mental image.

They’ll make more…

/

re: #237 b.d.

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Unreal that I am cheering on this dick

British military bands traditionally play a dirge during surrenders called “The World Turned Upside Down.” For some reason, I only remember that during Republican administrations.

re: #234 makeitstop

Remember the wingnut outrage over Obama’s non-existent “apology tour”?

Ahhhhhhhhh memories…

Y’all hear that? Yes. That’s the beat of war drums.

bbc.com

Iran is world’s biggest state sponsor of terrorism, US says

Don’t let any friends/loved ones enlist/re-enlist. And those already in? Encourage them to get out. Fast. It’s coming.

re: #248 GlutenFreeJesus

I’ve had a big spat with a stupid lefty a few months ago during which he called Hillary a warmonger, a psychopath etc. I wonder what the dolt is feeling now.

On second thought, “The World Turned Upside Down” is less a dirge than another excuse for the British army to get sloshed. And after all isn’t that a hella lot better then them killing wogs with pointy sticks? //

The World Turned Upside Down