The Bob & Chez Show: When the Watermelon Explodes

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob & Chez Show:

When The Watermelon Explodes: The Trump Crisis continues; We have a new affiliate and a new server; Jeff Sessions confirmed; Trump doesn’t know what START is; Mitch McConnell makes Elizabeth Warren into a legend; Nevertheless, She Persisted; Trump lies about Sen Blumenthal and Neil Gorsuch; The Bombshell HuffPost Article; and more.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:01:49pm

FYI

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Charles Johnson  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:02:44pm
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electrotek  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:05:12pm

re: #2 Charles Johnson

And who knows if it will be built before he gets impeached.

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Belafon  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:05:54pm

re: #1 Stanley Sea

FYI

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What time would close of business be?

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wrenchwench  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:07:26pm

re: #4 Belafon

What time would close of business be?

Two hours from now.

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Belafon  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:07:40pm

re: #2 Charles Johnson

Remember the equally asinine deportation effort by Eisenhower?

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Sherlock Hound  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:07:44pm

re: #4 Belafon

8 PM EST. A few hours from now.

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Belafon  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:08:14pm

re: #5 wrenchwench

re: #7 Sherlock Hound

Thanks.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:08:43pm

re: #4 Belafon

What time would close of business be?

8 eastern I’m a guessing.

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goddamnedfrank  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:09:13pm

I’ll never understand after the close market reactions. Nvidia just announced their Q4 numbers and beat the earnings per share estimates by over 33% ($1.13 actual eps vs $0.83 estimated) yet futures are trading down. Huh?

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Blind Frog Belly White  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:12:02pm

re: #10 goddamnedfrank

I’ll never understand after the close market reactions. Nvidia just announced their Q4 numbers and beat the earnings per share estimates by over 33% ($1.11 actual eps / $0.83 estimated) yet futures are trading down. Huh?

Buy on rumor, sell on news.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:12:04pm
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Skip Intro  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:12:07pm

Since the “Winter White House” is now a thing, I’d like to see what that’s going to cost the taxpayers, along with Melania’s Trump Separation Suite in NY.

Don’t the taxpayers have a right to know?

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Charles Johnson  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:12:32pm
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Timothy Watson  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:12:39pm

Something I learned today: There is a restaurant chain called “The Halal Guys”.

I wonder if I can get a gift card and send it to Pamela Geller…

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PhillyPretzel  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:13:36pm

re: #10 goddamnedfrank

Speculation. Quite a few years ago Citibank made an announcement in the morning that a company statement would come at the end of the business day. At first in late morning to early afternoon the stock went up. By mid-afternoon the stock lost all of its gains and was losing money. They decided to make the statement earlier and the stock went up. The message was: Happy Holidays from Citibank.

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electrotek  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:14:03pm

re: #15 Timothy Watson

Something I learned today: There is a restaurant chain called “The Halal Guys”.

I wonder if I can get a gift card and send it to Pamela Geller…

Place is overrated honestly. But sending a gift card to Geller would be amusing. Even moreso if it was modeled after the Pence/Planned Parenthood donations haha

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Charles Johnson  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:14:06pm

Here comes the 9th Circuit decision.

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wrenchwench  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:15:10pm
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MsJ  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:15:19pm
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Charles Johnson  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:15:21pm
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Myron Falwell  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:16:00pm
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PhillyPretzel  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:16:07pm

re: #19 wrenchwench

That is great news. Maybe they can take it further.

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goddamnedfrank  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:16:09pm

Yay! Now the question becomes is Trump stupid enough to insist on going to SCOTUS before Gorsuch clears confirmation.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:16:17pm

This will be missed. I’ll repost again.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:16:25pm
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Puss Power  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:17:09pm

Good news. Can’t wait to hear from the Tweeter-in-Chief.

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jaunte  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:17:10pm
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PhillyPretzel  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:17:24pm

re: #26 Charles Johnson

And the flood of tweets will begin …

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goddamnedfrank  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:17:29pm

re: #22 Myron Falwell

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Probably Friedland, she was the one giving the government’s lawyers the most shit.

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jaunte  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:17:41pm
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Decatur Deb  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:18:07pm

re: #6 Belafon

Remember the equally asinine deportation effort by Eisenhower?

They were just deportees.

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MsJ  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:18:12pm
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jaunte  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:18:12pm

Sorry, reload for John Dingell tweet.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:18:25pm
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MsJ  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:19:20pm
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Myron Falwell  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:19:52pm

re: #24 goddamnedfrank

Yay! Now the question becomes is Trump stupid enough to insist on going to SCOTUS before Gorsuch clears confirmation.

I have no doubt he will.

Guy Petulant 70 year old with the mentality of a first grader can’t help himself.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:20:37pm

Now something needs to be done about the asshole CBP agents who are demanding phones, social media passwords, and asking “loyalty” questions.

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wrenchwench  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:21:33pm

re: #38 Backwoods_Sleuth

Now something needs to be done about the asshole CBP agents who are demanding phones, social media passwords, and asking “loyalty” questions.

Never thought I’d say this.

We need more lawyers.

/hi mom, not you

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jaunte  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:21:47pm

Look for Trump to call for CPB and law enforcement to act against the courts.

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goddamnedfrank  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:22:07pm
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lockjawcanbefun  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:22:16pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:22:31pm

Well at least the RWNJs get to keep bitching about “activist judges”.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:23:17pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:23:27pm

re: #40 jaunte

Look for Trump to call for CPB and law enforcement to act against the courts.

He’ll get Sessions right on that.

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Myron Falwell  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:24:05pm

re: #40 jaunte

Look for Trump to call for CPB and law enforcement to act against the courts.

Led by DOJ head Admiral Asshole Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, of course.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:24:21pm

re: #45 Backwoods_Sleuth

He’ll get Sessions right on that.

Yes I wouldn’t put it past Trump, Sessions and the CBP to keep banning people regardless of this order.

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PhillyPretzel  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:25:14pm

re: #47 Eclectic Cyborg

Then they will be in contempt of the ruling.

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Skip Intro  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:27:35pm

re: #27 Puss Power

Good news. Can’t wait to hear from the Tweeter-in-Chief.

“Why can’t I nuke San Francisco? I’m THE PRESIDENT!”

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goddamnedfrank  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:32:07pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:37:35pm

oh

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Barefoot Grin  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:40:57pm

re: #51 Backwoods_Sleuth

oh

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Oh, man. All caps. This is serious!

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GlutenFreeJesus  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:47:00pm

re: #51 Backwoods_Sleuth


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