The Bob & Chez Show: When the Watermelon Explodes

Humor • Views: 30,585

MP3 Audio

Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob & Chez Show:

When The Watermelon Explodes: The Trump Crisis continues; We have a new affiliate and a new server; Jeff Sessions confirmed; Trump doesn’t know what START is; Mitch McConnell makes Elizabeth Warren into a legend; Nevertheless, She Persisted; Trump lies about Sen Blumenthal and Neil Gorsuch; The Bombshell HuffPost Article; and more.

Jump to bottom

53 comments

1
Stanley Sea  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:01:49pm

FYI

2
Charles Johnson  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:02:44pm
3
electrotek  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:05:12pm

re: #2 Charles Johnson

And who knows if it will be built before he gets impeached.

4
Belafon  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:05:54pm

re: #1 Stanley Sea

FYI

[Embedded content]

What time would close of business be?

5
wrenchwench  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:07:26pm

re: #4 Belafon

What time would close of business be?

Two hours from now.

6
Belafon  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:07:40pm

re: #2 Charles Johnson

Remember the equally asinine deportation effort by Eisenhower?

7
Sherlock Hound  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:07:44pm

re: #4 Belafon

8 PM EST. A few hours from now.

8
Belafon  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:08:14pm

re: #5 wrenchwench

re: #7 Sherlock Hound

Thanks.

9
Stanley Sea  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:08:43pm

re: #4 Belafon

What time would close of business be?

8 eastern I’m a guessing.

10
goddamnedfrank  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:09:13pm

I’ll never understand after the close market reactions. Nvidia just announced their Q4 numbers and beat the earnings per share estimates by over 33% ($1.13 actual eps vs $0.83 estimated) yet futures are trading down. Huh?

11
Blind Frog Belly White  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:12:02pm

re: #10 goddamnedfrank

I’ll never understand after the close market reactions. Nvidia just announced their Q4 numbers and beat the earnings per share estimates by over 33% ($1.11 actual eps / $0.83 estimated) yet futures are trading down. Huh?

Buy on rumor, sell on news.

12
Charles Johnson  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:12:04pm
13
Skip Intro  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:12:07pm

Since the “Winter White House” is now a thing, I’d like to see what that’s going to cost the taxpayers, along with Melania’s Trump Separation Suite in NY.

Don’t the taxpayers have a right to know?

14
Charles Johnson  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:12:32pm
15
Timothy Watson  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:12:39pm

Something I learned today: There is a restaurant chain called “The Halal Guys”.

I wonder if I can get a gift card and send it to Pamela Geller…

16
PhillyPretzel  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:13:36pm

re: #10 goddamnedfrank

Speculation. Quite a few years ago Citibank made an announcement in the morning that a company statement would come at the end of the business day. At first in late morning to early afternoon the stock went up. By mid-afternoon the stock lost all of its gains and was losing money. They decided to make the statement earlier and the stock went up. The message was: Happy Holidays from Citibank.

17
electrotek  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:14:03pm

re: #15 Timothy Watson

Something I learned today: There is a restaurant chain called “The Halal Guys”.

I wonder if I can get a gift card and send it to Pamela Geller…

Place is overrated honestly. But sending a gift card to Geller would be amusing. Even moreso if it was modeled after the Pence/Planned Parenthood donations haha

18
Charles Johnson  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:14:06pm

Here comes the 9th Circuit decision.

19
wrenchwench  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:15:10pm
20
MsJ  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:15:19pm
21
Charles Johnson  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:15:21pm
22
Myron Falwell  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:16:00pm
23
PhillyPretzel  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:16:07pm

re: #19 wrenchwench

That is great news. Maybe they can take it further.

24
goddamnedfrank  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:16:09pm

Yay! Now the question becomes is Trump stupid enough to insist on going to SCOTUS before Gorsuch clears confirmation.

25
Stanley Sea  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:16:17pm

This will be missed. I’ll repost again.

26
Charles Johnson  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:16:25pm
27
Puss Power  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:17:09pm

Good news. Can’t wait to hear from the Tweeter-in-Chief.

28
jaunte  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:17:10pm
29
PhillyPretzel  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:17:24pm

re: #26 Charles Johnson

And the flood of tweets will begin …

30
goddamnedfrank  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:17:29pm

re: #22 Myron Falwell

[Embedded content]

Probably Friedland, she was the one giving the government’s lawyers the most shit.

31
jaunte  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:17:41pm
32
Decatur Deb  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:18:07pm

re: #6 Belafon

Remember the equally asinine deportation effort by Eisenhower?

They were just deportees.

33
MsJ  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:18:12pm
34
jaunte  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:18:12pm

Sorry, reload for John Dingell tweet.

35
Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:18:25pm
36
MsJ  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:19:20pm
37
Myron Falwell  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:19:52pm

re: #24 goddamnedfrank

Yay! Now the question becomes is Trump stupid enough to insist on going to SCOTUS before Gorsuch clears confirmation.

I have no doubt he will.

Guy Petulant 70 year old with the mentality of a first grader can’t help himself.

38
Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:20:37pm

Now something needs to be done about the asshole CBP agents who are demanding phones, social media passwords, and asking “loyalty” questions.

39
wrenchwench  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:21:33pm

re: #38 Backwoods_Sleuth

Now something needs to be done about the asshole CBP agents who are demanding phones, social media passwords, and asking “loyalty” questions.

Never thought I’d say this.

We need more lawyers.

/hi mom, not you

40
jaunte  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:21:47pm

Look for Trump to call for CPB and law enforcement to act against the courts.

41
goddamnedfrank  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:22:07pm
42
lockjawcanbefun  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:22:16pm
43
Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:22:31pm

Well at least the RWNJs get to keep bitching about “activist judges”.

44
Stanley Sea  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:23:17pm
45
Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:23:27pm

re: #40 jaunte

Look for Trump to call for CPB and law enforcement to act against the courts.

He’ll get Sessions right on that.

46
Myron Falwell  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:24:05pm

re: #40 jaunte

Look for Trump to call for CPB and law enforcement to act against the courts.

Led by DOJ head Admiral Asshole Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, of course.

47
Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:24:21pm

re: #45 Backwoods_Sleuth

He’ll get Sessions right on that.

Yes I wouldn’t put it past Trump, Sessions and the CBP to keep banning people regardless of this order.

48
PhillyPretzel  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:25:14pm

re: #47 Eclectic Cyborg

Then they will be in contempt of the ruling.

49
Skip Intro  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:27:35pm

re: #27 Puss Power

Good news. Can’t wait to hear from the Tweeter-in-Chief.

“Why can’t I nuke San Francisco? I’m THE PRESIDENT!”

50
goddamnedfrank  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:32:07pm
51
Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:37:35pm

oh

52
Barefoot Grin  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:40:57pm

re: #51 Backwoods_Sleuth

oh

[Embedded content]

Oh, man. All caps. This is serious!

53
GlutenFreeJesus  Feb 9, 2017 • 3:47:00pm

re: #51 Backwoods_Sleuth


This article has been archived.
Comments are closed.

Jump to top

Create a PageThis is the LGF Pages posting bookmarklet. To use it, drag this button to your browser's bookmark bar, and title it 'LGF Pages' (or whatever you like). Then browse to a site you want to post, select some text on the page to use for a quote, click the bookmarklet, and the Pages posting window will appear with the title, text, and any embedded video or audio files already filled in, ready to go.
Or... you can just click this button to open the Pages posting window right away.
Last updated: 2016-01-01 10:29 am PST
LGF User's Guide RSS Feeds Tweet

Help support Little Green Footballs!

Subscribe now for ad-free access!Register and sign in to a free LGF account before subscribing, and your ad-free access will be automatically enabled.

Recent PagesClick to refresh
STEALTHING: the Growing Movement of Men Who Secretly Remove Condoms During Sex Two years ago, a 19-year-old Florida teen posted a call for advice in the subreddit askgaybros. In the post, he said he met a guy on Grindr and went back to his place to hook up. When the guy ...
Birth Control Works
1 day, 9 hours ago
Views: 431 • Comments: 5 • Rating: 1
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 2
Comments: 0
: 0
Trump-Free Sunday Mornings-Daily Beast We think it’s time to go on a more balanced Donald Diet—call it a Sabbath for sanity. And that’s why we’re going to embark on a new experiment: Trump-free Sunday mornings. Barring major breaking news, for a few hours ...
Unshaken Defiance
1 day, 18 hours ago
Views: 197 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 1 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 3
Comments: 0
: 0
Video: John Muir - The Last Oasis John Muir - The Last Oasis is a short film directed by Michael Coleman a Martinez, California native inspired by the writings of naturalist, author and early advocate of wilderness preservation John Muir. Many of the locations featured in ...
teleskiguy
2 days, 5 hours ago
Views: 437 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 1
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
The Woman Who Saved Lower Manhattan From Becoming a Highway What makes a city? It's not the buildings (skyscrapers) or the streets (traffic), or the banks and government offices and shopping districts sandwiched between them. It's the people. This is obvious nearly to the point of tautology, yet in ...
Birth Control Works
2 days, 13 hours ago
Views: 336 • Comments: 2 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Domestic Violence Shelters Make Plea for State Budget Resolution A group of domestic violence shelter representatives and other human services advocates gathered at Mutual Ground's headquarters in Aurora Wednesday morning to again make a plea for a resolution on the state's budget crisis and to call attention to ...
Birth Control Works
2 days, 15 hours ago
Views: 208 • Comments: 1 • Rating: 1
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
This Wasn’t the First Act of ‘River Piracy’ to Affect the Yukon’s Biggest Lake Image: Kluane11.jpg Author: Dermot Cole, Alaska Dispatch News Canadian geologist John Clague, whose research on Kluane Lake began in 1980, has long believed that the biggest river flowing into the largest lake in the Yukon Territory could be switched ...
Cheechako
3 days, 8 hours ago
Views: 254 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 1 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
BBC Radio 4 - Seriously… - Seriously… - 10 Women Who Changed Sci-Fi 10 Women Who Changed Sci-Fi As the Radio 4 documentary Herland examines how science fiction tackles ideas of gender in future worlds, we present a selection of great female authors who have radically altered the genre... Mary Shelley Credited ...
Birth Control Works
3 days, 8 hours ago
Views: 356 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 2
Tweets: 1 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Housing Vouchers Would Change the Face of Poverty - Vice VICE: What should every renter understand about their rights?Matthew Desmond: Rights vary from city to city, so getting to know your rights is a matter of knowing where you live, as they can actually be very fair. For example, ...
Birth Control Works
3 days, 9 hours ago
Views: 331 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 1 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Craig Finn - ‘Be Honest’ (Live at WFUV)wfuv.org • Follow @wfuv: ow.ly Craig Finn performs "Be Honest" live in Studio A. Recorded 2.21.17. Host: Eric HollandAudio: Jim O'HaraCameras: Sabrina Sitton, Michael Sperling, Kevin O'Malley & Alexandra ReillyEditor: Kevin O'Malley & Sarah Burns
Tarkloon
3 days, 9 hours ago
Views: 210 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Marvel’s Cloak and Dagger - Official Trailer Get your first look at the upcoming Freeform TV series about the two young Marvel heroes, starring Olivia Holt as Dagger and Aubrey Joseph as Cloak. Watch more trailers here! Check out the latest and greatest from IGN here! ...
Tarkloon
3 days, 9 hours ago
Views: 235 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 1
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0