The Bob Cesca Show: Bill O’Reilly’s Vibrator

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Bill O’Reilly’s Vibrator: David Ferguson from Rawstory joins us for the hour; Lindsey Graham says eff you; Trump’s missile attack in Syria; Fareed Zakaria’s normalization of Trump; Eric Trump says Trump bombed Syria because Ivanka was sad; Russia knew about the attack before it happened; North Korea makes another nuclear threat; Rex Tillerson is worthless; Russian hacker arrested in Spain; Bill O’Reilly’s sexual harassment settlements; and more.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 11, 2017 • 4:53:16pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 11, 2017 • 4:56:25pm

re: #1 Backwoods_Sleuth

Well I guess we know why Trump likes him so much.

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gocart mozart  Apr 11, 2017 • 4:57:46pm
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while(1) worries++;  Apr 11, 2017 • 4:57:48pm

re: #1 Backwoods_Sleuth

My God, it’s easier to count the people who have no scandals in this administration.

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HappyWarrior  Apr 11, 2017 • 4:58:51pm

re: #1 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Hey at least the Mob is opposed to drugs. // Sessions logic.

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HappyWarrior  Apr 11, 2017 • 4:59:22pm

re: #3 gocart mozart

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WTF.

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gocart mozart  Apr 11, 2017 • 4:59:28pm
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Joe Bacon  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:08:12pm

re: #7 gocart mozart

Well, this is what happens when they empty the mental hospitals!

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Romantic Heretic  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:11:14pm

re: #7 gocart mozart

No sillier than the group Aryan Thrust in the comic book Give Me Liberty.

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retired cynic  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:12:54pm

It was an off and on again discussion of whether we should deplore or cheer punching nazis, and it felt like we all had the little angel on one shoulder and the little devil on the other. I felt like Don Camillo, myself. John Scalzi has been chewing on this for quite a while, apparently: whatever.scalzi.com

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(alpuz)  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:15:36pm

Say, did things go down there for a bit? I was booted.

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gocart mozart  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:16:13pm

Obligatory reposting.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:19:05pm
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HappyWarrior  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:20:12pm

re: #13 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Yeah I guess he missed where it said the FBI obtained a FISA warrant with probable cause.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:20:19pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:21:28pm
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Patricia Kayden  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:21:29pm

re: #13 Backwoods_Sleuth

Pssst! Look over here! Pay attention to the unmasking squirrel! That’s the real story.

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The Madness of King Orange (aka Sophist)  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:21:56pm

So, anyone got any good recipes for morels?

(And no, morel and pineapple pizza doesn’t count)

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Skip Intro  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:23:43pm

This story hasn’t gotten the attention it deserves.

This Is What America Means to Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III

We’re going to have to make a semi-regular daily feature on the doings of Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, presently the Attorney General and the only man in America who thinks Birth of a Nation was a documentary. On Tuesday, he visited the border and, by way of encouraging the law-enforcement types gathered there, according to Tiger Beat On The Potomac, these were his prepared remarks:

“Depravity and violence are their calling cards, including brutal machete attacks and beheadings,” he said. “It is here, on this sliver of land, where we first take our stand against this filth.”

Nobody I know is in favor of depravity and violence—at least outside the studios of Fox News, anyway—nor is anyone I know in favor of machete attacks and/or beheadings, although some of our staunch allies elsewhere are rather high on the latter. But when you’ve got the attorney general of the United States planning to refer to other human beings, no matter how criminal they are, as “filth,” you’ve got the Department of Justice descending into the status of a Breitbart comment thread, and that is never good for anyone. When it came time for the speech, Sessions ultimately did not say “filth” out loud, but the Department of Justice doubled down on the word in a statement.

esquire.com

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:23:49pm

re: #18 The Madness of King Orange (aka Sophist)

I don’t but Cook’s Illustrated might have one.
cooksillustrated.com

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Charles Johnson  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:24:17pm

re: #13 Backwoods_Sleuth

Man. Right wingers really are living in their own backwards universe. Yeah! Surveillance confirmed! Hooray!

Just unreal that this moron seems to think this is wonderful news.

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FormerDirtDart  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:25:41pm

“…After a review of the same intelligence reports brought to light by House Intelligence Chairman Devin Nunes, both Republican and Democratic lawmakers and aides have so far found no evidence that Obama administration officials did anything unusual or illegal, multiple sources in both parties tell CNN….”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:27:01pm

re: #18 The Madness of King Orange (aka Sophist)

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So, anyone got any good recipes for morels?

we pretty much just throw them in the frying pan with butter, onions and garlic. Or put them in an omelet.

Here’s some recipes:
mushroom-appreciation.com

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jaunte  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:28:14pm

re: #13 Backwoods_Sleuth

Standing athwart reality shouting “This proves everyone else is wrong!”

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HappyWarrior  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:28:46pm

re: #19 Skip Intro

This story hasn’t gotten the attention it deserves.

This Is What America Means to Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III

esquire.com

He really was the worst person that Trump could have chosen for AG.

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jaunte  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:29:28pm

Trump campaign acting on Russia’s behalf, but Trump critics are “cultural commissars.”

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HappyWarrior  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:29:39pm

re: #22 FormerDirtDart

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Think an apology will be forthcoming from the Trump Admin?

Ha-Ha made you look.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:29:41pm

re: #21 Charles Johnson

re: #24 jaunte

The Breitfarts really never do disappoint when it comes to being completely clueless abut how things actually work.

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HappyWarrior  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:30:23pm

re: #28 Backwoods_Sleuth

The Breitfarts really never do disappoint when it comes to being completely clueless abut how things actually work.

When you had a teacher like Andrew, it’s easy to see.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:31:06pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:31:47pm
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Skip Intro  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:32:00pm

Two loons n Fox have a sadz over Trump.

And WTH is going on with Coulter’s neck?

Ann Coulter On Lou Dobbs - Syria & Trump’s Foreign Policy

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HappyWarrior  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:33:56pm

re: #30 Backwoods_Sleuth

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FFS. There’s more people than just Sheldon Adelson that were offended by the remarks.

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HappyWarrior  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:34:57pm

re: #32 Skip Intro

Two loons n Fox have a sadz over Trump.

And WTH is going on with Coulter’s neck?

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Poor Lou and Ann aren’t happy unless children are dying. Miserable, miserable people.

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Skip Intro  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:35:58pm

Putin Cancels Meeting With Tillerson During Trip To Moscow

Liveleak Video

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Skip Intro  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:36:29pm

re: #33 HappyWarrior

FFS. There’s more people than just Sheldon Adelson that were offended by the remarks.

But Sheldon’s the one with the money.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:36:51pm
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HappyWarrior  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:38:09pm

re: #37 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Oh fuck you dude. You chose to associate with Russian agents. Oh and people like YOU in fact approved of spying on MLK too.

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HappyWarrior  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:38:32pm

re: #36 Skip Intro

But Sheldon’s the one with the money.

Of course, that’s the only thing that matters to Republicans.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:40:53pm

So far, this is early votes and mail votes only:

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Skip Intro  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:42:20pm

North Korea threatens US with nuclear strike as American warships approach

aol.com

I can’t wait to hear Ivanka’s advice to her dad about this. She may suggest giving up Hawaii, CA, OR, and WA since those states didn’t vote for him.

“Teach them a lesson daddy!”

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Patricia Kayden  Apr 11, 2017 • 5:53:00pm

re: #33 HappyWarrior

But he gets a personal apology from Spicer because money talks.

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retired cynic  Apr 11, 2017 • 7:11:38pm

re: #18 The Madness of King Orange (aka Sophist)

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So, anyone got any good recipes for morels?

Edna Lewis, in the Taste of Country Cooking, has a very light cream sauce made with morels to go over a chicken mold garnished with watercress. I have done it, and it was delicate and wonderful. It takes some time and fussing.

Most of the people around here dip them in egg and crumbs and fry them.

I have also cut them up, sautéed them in butter and stirred them into very soft scrambled eggs with green onions and little hunks of cream cheese melted into the eggs.

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KerFuFFler  Apr 12, 2017 • 9:26:35am

re: #18 The Madness of King Orange (aka Sophist)

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So, anyone got any good recipes for morels?

(And no, morel and pineapple pizza doesn’t count)

Slice, saute in butter, add some heavy cream, thyme, a dash of tabasco or cayenne, salt, pepper and a pinch of brown sugar. A splash of cooking sherry is another nice addition. Some lightly sauteed onions can also be incorporated into the sauce. Serve over omelettes, buttered noodles, wild rice, steak, chicken……


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