That Time Mike Cernovich Threatened Trump

The next “Pizzagate” should be a real magnum opus

So right-wing manbaby Mike Cernovich is all butthurt that his boy Steve Bannon is on his way out of the Trump White House.

Let’s go inside Mike’s (alleged) brain for a second:
Well, this sucks. Bannon promised me if I kept up the batshit conspiracies, that he’d have a cushy gig for me in a year or so. If I don’t get that, I might have to get a real job, once the wingnut welfare dries up. What to do? What to do. Hmmm… what has worked before?

I know! Let’s launch some crazy conspiracy theories with absolutely no foundation! My listeners are a bunch of total gullible tards! They’ll eat it all up, and maybe Trump will get scared and back off firing Bannon! That’ll work!

And thus, a future series InfoWars segments was born:

“I will go TMZ on the globalists. I will go Gossip Girl on the globalists. I will go Gawker on the globalists. So you mother-effers going after Bannon, just know I broke two of the biggest stories before anybody else,” Cernovich said on his Periscope. “If you think I don’t know the pills people are popping, the mistresses, the sugar babies—I know all of it. So you better be smart. Because the mother of all stories will be dropped because I don’t care.”

Pill-popping? Mistresses? Orgies? Hmmm. Who could he be talking about? Reince? Spicey? No, they don’t have the juice to stop Bannon’s ouster. Kushner?

Or maybe … Trump himself?

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89 comments

1
lawhawk  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:05:51am

Hot wingnut on wingnut action. He threatens Trump cronies for dumping on another Trump crony. Everyone points fingers at each other, all while the leaks are nonstop and the more Trump talks, the more it’s clear he doesn’t know what he’s talking about or doing.

So yeah, sit back and watch the world come to an end. Just bring plenty of popcorn for you and your friends.

Pass the popcorn
2
Big Beautiful Door  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:06:12am

That kind of looks like blackmailing a federal official to me. Perhaps federal agents ought to pay Mr. Cernovich a visit.

3
piratedan  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:07:18am

we can always hope for a Godfather like fallout for the GOP. If rooting for casualties makes me a bad person…. well I guess I’m a bad person then.

4
Targetpractice  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:07:48am

So Trump’s losing most everybody who isn’t batshit crazy, so his next step is to turn them against him as well.

Brilliant!

//

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Jay C  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:10:04am

re: #3 piratedan

we can always hope for a Godfather like fallout for the GOP. If rooting for casualties makes me a bad person…. well I guess I’m a bad person then.

Don’t fret, dan: we’ll forgive you….. ;)

6
BlueGrl21  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:10:45am

There was no way Bannon was going to be sticking around the administration for long. Trump cares about popularity and optics, not ethics, policy, or substance. Bannon is not good for ratings and he’s just, well, not an attractive face for TV.

Trump needed him for the KKK vote. Then he got a promised position in the administration. He’s served his purpose now.

7
CongoJack  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:12:06am

When will the crazies start saying that TRUMP will be starting FEMA death camps? When will the crazies start saying that TRUMP is in league with terrorists. When will the crazies lose their minds when TRUMP wears a tan suit. When will the crazies go after TRUMP for trying to distract us with military action. When will the crazies go after TRUMP…

8
Amory Blaine  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:13:15am

Hey, did a post go down the rabbit hole (hugging Jesus)?

9
Charles Johnson  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:14:59am
10
lawhawk  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:15:27am

re: #8 Amory Blaine

It does look that way; think Charles may have followed a bum lead with that Trump-Jeebus poster via “Tiffany Trump”.

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Amory Blaine  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:16:43am

Ahh thanks.

12
darthstar  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:19:21am
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Birth Control Works  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:20:11am

While we were distracted by Trump, Republicans advanced these 9 terrifying bills

I’ve never heard of this website. The article does link to the Congressional Record.

14
Alephnaught  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:20:30am

re: #10 lawhawk

That’s a shame. i was just about to say it looked less like the popular depiction of Jesus, and more like Demis Roussos in his mid-to-late 70s pomp.

15
makeitstop  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:21:34am

Too bad the Tiffany post went away - I got in one of my best one-liners ever.

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Jay C  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:22:19am

re: #9 Charles Johnson

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Admirable blogging ethics, Charles*, but what happened to our comments? Is there any way to “kill” (blank out/remove) a FP post without losing everything?

*seriously, no snark

ETA: By the way, I’ve seen that idiotic “Trump & Jesus” pic here and there - with varying attributions. Do you know what its actual provenance is?

17
Targetpractice  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:23:09am

Bannon’s finding out that, like most other tin-pot dictators, Trump is quick to dispense with those who fall out of his favor. And with Trump pursuing foreign conflicts as his way to higher approval ratings, Bannon has been replaced with Mattis and McMasters. Bannon’s entire wheelhouse was domestic policy, tearing down all the progress of the past 100 years, and yet that path has only led to crushing defeats and major political snafus.

18
jaunte  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:25:30am

We’ll always have the McNaughton TrumpQuotes sketch collection.

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Birth Control Works  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:25:36am

Shameless Pages Post
Teenager Rips Republican Senator Jeff Flake Over Planned Parenthood - Business Insider

Senator is one of 11 Children. Says he is not privileged because he had to work thru college.

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CongoJack  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:25:38am

re: #9 Charles Johnson

Good on your sir for falling on that sword. Still waiting on FOX News to apologize for… well… everything.

*sigh*

Charles you likely could have waited a week for that apology… its not like human civilization will last much longer anyway.

21
makeitstop  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:29:26am

A sad side note to the passing of guitar genius Allan Holdsworth - his family can’t meet the funeral expenses. A friend has set up a GoFundMe page.

22
Belafon  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:31:00am

re: #19 Birth Control Works

Shameless Pages Post
Teenager Rips Republican Senator Jeff Flake Over Planned Parenthood - Business Insider

Senator is one of 11 Children. Says he is not privileged because he had to work thru college.

“I wasn’t privileged, except for being white, male, and still supported by my family while I attended High School. Thus, you don’t need anything either, even though none of that applies to you.”

23
GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:33:45am

Ugh… wtf FOX?

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:35:15am

re: #23 GlutenFreeJesus

Ugh… wtf FOX?

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Jeez, they still haven’t caught that nut yet? Are they calling him the “Facebook Killer” yet?

ETA: just looked and yeah, they are calling him the “Facebook Killer”.

25
Kragar  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:35:57am
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DuckDharma  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:36:32am

re: #23 GlutenFreeJesus

It’s fake

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GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:36:34am

re: #24 Dr Lizardo

BOLO. He’s got “dark white skin”.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:37:18am

re: #26 DuckDharma

Ah. Well. The fact it’s not out of the realm of possibility really does say a lot about FOX.

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jaunte  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:38:10am

re: #23 GlutenFreeJesus

These days you have to watch the bullet-point spacing.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:38:28am

re: #27 GlutenFreeJesus

BOLO. He’s got “dark white skin”.

Oddly enough, so do I when summer rolls around; I tan fairly dark.

And I have a shaved head. And a beard.

Well…….shit.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:39:00am
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Belafon  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:39:51am

re: #30 Dr Lizardo

Oddly enough, so do I when summer rolls around; I tan fairly dark.

And I have a shaved head. And a beard.

Well…….shit.

The dark things we learn about ourselves…

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Belafon  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:40:54am

re: #31 Backwoods_Sleuth

Which city is that? Fox5 doesn’t really help identify location.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:40:55am

re: #31 Backwoods_Sleuth

He’s on his own. Don’t need no stinkin’ govt or regulations.

Seriously though. That really sucks. Hope they’ll be ok.

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Birth Control Works  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:41:28am

Reversing the Lies of the Shared Economy

There are, however, three major but inconvenient truths that seem to get glossed over when we talk about the market economy. The first is that market systems feed off an extensive, underlying gift economy in which people transfer ideas, goods, services, and emotional support to each other without requesting money. Unpaid childcare is one example. If your mother watches your two children while you’re at a job, that’s the gift economy in action. In fact, without friends and family it’s unlikely that you could even maintain the desire to go to work. Even in professional settings we share common resources with business colleagues. Companies rely upon this internal collaboration to produce the very products they then competitively exchange in markets.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:43:31am

re: #33 Belafon

Which city is that? Fox5 doesn’t really help identify location.

Atlanta

37
Alephnaught  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:44:12am

re: #14 Alephnaught

As a result of the previous thought about Demis Roussos, i now have two images in my head:

1) Donald Trump in the Oval Office, being hugged by Demis Roussos in a slow dance, as Roussos sings “Forever and Ever”:

Demis Roussos - Forever And Ever • TopPop

2) Dennis Roussos was referenced in a famous contemporaneous one off BBC play at the time: “Abigail’s Party” by Mike Leigh. So, now I’m imagining the Trump family re-enacting “Abigail’s Party”.

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lawhawk  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:45:09am

re: #31 Backwoods_Sleuth

Guessing this is Atlanta metro area again?

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Amory Blaine  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:45:15am

re: #19 Birth Control Works

Shameless Pages Post
Teenager Rips Republican Senator Jeff Flake Over Planned Parenthood - Business Insider

Senator is one of 11 Children. Says he is not privileged because he had to work thru college.

They got a part wrong that they retracted.

Foxx had also participated at a patient roundtable earlier that day and explained why the issue was so important to her. “I am a ‘youth on their own’ — meaning I don’t live with my parents or have a permanent home,” she said, using a transcript provided by Planned Parenthood. “So when I needed birth control and reproductive health care, I didn’t have anyone to help me navigate the health care system.”

Editor’s note: This article has been updated to reflect that Foxx’s comments were relayed in a transcript provided by Planned Parenthood, not a script provided by the organization.

40
Belafon  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:45:40am

re: #35 Birth Control Works

Reversing the Lies of the Shared Economy

If we were a true market economy, parents would set up a tab of the costs for each child, including interest, and present the children with a bill when they are old enough to work. Because we don’t, its one of the many places where the market fails.

41
ObserverArt  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:48:22am

Is there strange stuff going on here today?

I was in the last thread, or so I thought. I went to make a comment as the new thread indicator wasn’t displayed. I got a message saying something like “this item is closed” and it would not post. I did a reload and got 404 errors. Now it looks like the whole old thread just disappeared.

I hope I didn’t break something. Very strange.

42
FormerDirtDart  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:48:26am
43
Skip Intro  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:48:38am

re: #9 Charles Johnson

Out of curiosity how did you find out it’s not her page?

44
Amory Blaine  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:49:11am

If there’s like one guy working at snopes I’m going to be pissed.

45
Big Beautiful Door  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:50:17am

re: #41 ObserverArt

Is there strange stuff going on here today?

I was in the last thread, or so I thought. I went to make a comment as the new thread indicator wasn’t displayed. I got a message saying something like “this item is closed” and it would not post. I did a reload and got 404 errors. Now it looks like the whole old thread just disappeared.

I hope I didn’t break something. Very strange.

The thread was deleted because the Tiffany Trump account is a fake.

46
Amory Blaine  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:53:54am

re: #29 jaunte

To be fair, FOX isn’t a stickler for standards.

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ObserverArt  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:55:25am

re: #45 Big Beautiful Door

The thread was deleted because the Tiffany Trump account is a fake.

I just caught that as I read down through this thread.

I have said I am not a big fan of a lot of the social media. All the fake crap just makes me feel it is evil. You really can’t trust any of it…and the fact that it played a big roll in the election makes me think it all needs to be considered untrustworthy.

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FormerDirtDart  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:57:55am

Someone’s eyes were a little bit bigger than their stomach, I would say…
//

Crocodile emerges from the water and grabs an elephant’s trunk in the Liwonde National Park in Malawi. Fortunately, the elephant was able to escape the crocodile’s mighty bite

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Jay C  Apr 17, 2017 • 10:58:26am

re: #47 ObserverArt

I just caught that as I read down through this thread.

I have said I am not a big fan of a lot of the social media. All the fake crap just makes me feel it is evil. You really can’t trust any of it…and the fact that it played a big roll in the election makes me think it all needs to be considered untrustworthy.

I think you mean “played a big role in the election”, but ironically, it works just as well your way (i.e., we’ve all been “rolled”)…

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ObserverArt  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:00:44am

re: #49 Jay C

I think you mean “played a big role in the election”, but ironically, it works just as well your way (i.e., we’ve all been “rolled”)…

Yeah…thanks.

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Birth Control Works  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:01:54am

re: #40 Belafon

If we were a true market economy, parents would set up a tab of the costs for each child, including interest, and present the children with a bill when they are old enough to work. Because we don’t, its one of the many places where the market fails.

Ever read Edward Bellamy’s Looking Backward? In it, the author describes his utopia —a place where sales assistants aren’t needed etc.

Which, I think is described by the author of my previous post:

And third, many commercial market exchanges are actually hybridized with non-commercial elements that add richness. Take, for example, flirting with a bartender as they serve you drinks, or having a discussion about politics with the stylist you’re paying to cut your hair. Not only do market systems rely on non-market influences in order to work, but their products feel pointless and empty without them. Recognition of this, however, is uneven.

52
Amory Blaine  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:02:52am

Jesus, a pro David Clarke group is using his statements on BLM as a terrorist group as a positive for a run at Tammy Baldwin’s seat.

As reported by the liberal magazine Mother Jones, the committee sent a fundraising email on April 5, 2017 that suggested several reasons why Clarke would make a good senator — starting with this one:

“Milwaukee’s conservative black Sheriff CORRECTLY says ‘BLACK LIVES MATTER’ is a terrorist movement, a hate group, and calls it ‘Black LIES Matter.’” cont.

It has attacked first-term U.S. Sen. Tammy Baldwin, a Democrat, for being a lesbian as part of its effort to get Clarke to run against her in 2018. Clarke has not ruled out a run, but hasn’t expressed strong interest, either, while a number of Republicans have.

For her part, Baldwin has said Clarke is “being groomed” to challenge her, and has raised campaign funds herself off his possible candidacy.

While a favorite of the right, Clarke has drawn criticism for his racial remarks as well as for his performance as sheriff as he increasingly spends time on national television and traveling the country on speaking engagements. He has also said virtually nothing about four inmate deaths in the jail he manages that are under investigation.

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Birth Control Works  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:05:03am

I’m so tired of the “ALL lives matter” & “why FEMINIST and not Humanist”

The very people who are exclusionists demand the language of inclusion.

AHHHAHAHAHA!!!

54
Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:07:44am
55
Amory Blaine  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:08:08am

I’m starting to think that some of Trumps lowering poll rates are that his followers want him more on the down low, more code speak.

56
FormerDirtDart  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:08:29am

(CNN) - Opioid painkillers — some in prescription bottles with the name Kirk Johnson on them — were found in several places in Paisley Park following Prince’s death last year, court documents unsealed Monday showed.

Dr. Michael Todd Schulenberg said he wrote an Oxycodone prescription for Prince under the name of Johnson, the singer’s estate manager and longtime friend, for privacy purposes, according to a search warrant that was among the documents unsealed.

Some more info in article…

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Birth Control Works  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:08:33am

Cannizzaro isn’t the only one. District Attorney Devon Anderson in Houston did the same thing last year. The girl ran from the courtroom and stood in traffic in an apparent suicide attempt.

58
lawhawk  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:08:44am

GOP fucknuts who thinking giving away Internet privacy to the highest bidder is no big deal; you can just choose not to use the Internet. Oh, let me rephrase. This is Sen. Jim Sensenbrenner (R-Fucknut):

They’ve got no problem selling your privacy to the highest bidder, but if their own browser history becomes public, you’ll be damned sure that they’ll howl and somehow blame Democrats for not stopping their insanity.

59
GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:10:41am

re: #58 lawhawk

Trump’s main search will be “how to be president”.

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lawhawk  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:11:35am

re: #59 GlutenFreeJesus

No, first search is “what is google”

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Birth Control Works  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:11:35am

re: #54 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Actually, it looks like he is doing a nice thing there.

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Birth Control Works  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:12:09am

re: #58 lawhawk

GOP fucknuts who thinking giving away Internet privacy to the highest bidder is no big deal; you can just choose not to use the Internet. Oh, let me rephrase. This is Sen. Jim Sensenbrenner (R-Fucknut):

[Embedded content]

They’ve got no problem selling your privacy to the highest bidder, but if their own browser history becomes public, you’ll be damned sure that they’ll howl and somehow blame Democrats for not stopping their insanity.

“If there is money to be made” …

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FormerDirtDart  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:13:04am

I can’t wait for the tweets…

“…But his staff had previously announced that it was expecting around 21,000 people, about an average crowd in recent decades — though much smaller the 35,000 that showed up in the final year of the Obama presidency. Beyoncé and Jay-Z were guests last year. This year, the biggest talent was the Martin Family Circus, a family band which played to a mostly empty crowd for much of the morning.

But even that number seemed high as much of the South Lawn of the White House was empty throughout the morning of the roll, with no lines for activities from the egg roll itself to games of bag toss and an easter egg hunt for most of the morning. Costumed characters milled about at times waiting for kids to take photos with, while overeager volunteers jumping at the chance to help families.

Senior White House staff argued that they’d intentionally aimed for a smaller crowd than in previous years….”

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Birth Control Works  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:13:48am

re: #63 FormerDirtDart

I can’t wait for the tweets…

[Embedded content]

Nice white crowd …

/

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Jay C  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:16:15am

re: #63 FormerDirtDart

Senior White House staff argued that they’d intentionally aimed for a smaller crowd than in previous years….”

Riiiiight:… the good old excuse: “Nobody showed up, but we MEANT to do it that way

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Jebediah, RBG  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:17:28am

re: #7 CongoJack

When will the crazies start saying that TRUMP will be starting FEMA death camps? When will the crazies start saying that TRUMP is in league with terrorists. When will the crazies lose their minds when TRUMP wears a tan suit. When will the crazies go after TRUMP for trying to distract us with military action. When will the crazies go after TRUMP…

Just as soon as he starts being a black man.

67
Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:18:18am

I think Trump is desperately trying to do anything he can to goad NK into a first strike. Then he can act like the great defender and retaliate (“they made me do this!”), while at the same time take the spotlight off his own falling (White) house of cards.

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FormerDirtDart  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:18:46am
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Amory Blaine  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:19:10am

re: #65 Jay C

Should have been his Inauguration excuse.

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Birth Control Works  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:19:27am
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Birth Control Works  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:20:34am

re: #65 Jay C

Riiiiight:… the good old excuse: “Nobody showed up, but we MEANT to do it that way

I call Bullshit.

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Stanley Sea  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:21:18am

re: #67 Eclectic Cyborg

Did you see my post yesterday about the #NPRpoetry ?

npr.org

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Belafon  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:21:53am

re: #71 Birth Control Works

I call Bullshit.

When my kids would do that kind of thing, I would call them on it. It’s something a child does, not something an adult should be doing.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:22:33am
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Belafon  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:23:10am

re: #68 FormerDirtDart

Since I can’t do twitter right now, did this go in the immigrants favor or does it change things for the worse for them?

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GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:23:30am

re: #63 FormerDirtDart

Such diversity in that photo.

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Belafon  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:23:34am

re: #74 Backwoods_Sleuth

He’s going with white or blue lines.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:23:45am

*blink*

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allegro  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:27:31am

re: #57 Birth Control Works

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Cost her re-election too, I’m pleased to say.

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FormerDirtDart  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:27:38am

re: #66 Jebediah, RBG

Just as soon as he starts being a black man.

To be fair, Bush 41, Clinton and Bush 43, were never black men when the crazies were claiming they were setting up FEMA death camps…

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Birth Control Works  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:29:34am

Decorated Navy SEAL is moonlighting as a porn star

Major questions include whether Schmidt violated rules mandating that SEALs obtain advance approval from their commanders for outside work and whether the SEAL brass has been quietly condoning his film work. The investigation began only eight months before Schmidt had planned to retire, and disciplinary action could affect his rank and pension benefits.

“We have initiated a formal investigation into these allegations. There are very clear regulations which govern outside employment by [Naval Special Warfare] personnel as well as prohibitions on behavior that is discrediting to the service,” said Capt. Jason Salata, a spokesman for the SEALs.

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Jay C  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:29:35am

re: #75 Belafon

Since I can’t do twitter right now, did this go in the immigrants favor or does it change things for the worse for them?

Worse, apparently: IANACL, but it looks like the decision the SCOTUS declined to review (and thus let stand) was that undocumented aliens were/are NOT entitled to Habeas Corpus protections (I think).

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Skip Intro  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:29:52am

re: #60 lawhawk

No, first search is “what is google”

No, it was “Donald Trump”.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:30:52am

re: #72 Stanley Sea

Did you see my post yesterday about the #NPRpoetry ?

npr.org

I did not but thank you!

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Birth Control Works  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:35:46am

I need to eat something

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ObserverArt  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:37:55am

re: #65 Jay C

Riiiiight:… the good old excuse: “Nobody showed up, but we MEANT to do it that way

Your post reminded me of the comment I was making when the last thread got taken down.

I wonder if Trump has ever been truthful about anything in his entire business career and now as a politician? I get the feeling as easy it is for him to bullshit, his normal mode is bullshitting. Telling the truth may be impossible even if he tries.

Sad thing…it seems to work for him. It sure says a lot about this country that a complete bullshitter can become president. I guess that goes to the old hope of “anyone can be president” but I don’t think that is what it meant.

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Jenner7  Apr 17, 2017 • 11:44:59am

“Obama didn’t really do transparency, so we’re not going to at all.”

That’s a terrible argument.

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Jebediah, RBG  Apr 17, 2017 • 12:07:25pm

re: #80 FormerDirtDart

To be fair, Bush 41, Clinton and Bush 43, were never black men when the crazies were claiming they were setting up FEMA death camps…

You are absolutely right.
I have pre-surgery jitters this morning and not all the gears are engaged, to say the least!

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steve_davis  Apr 17, 2017 • 12:15:42pm

re: #48 FormerDirtDart

Someone’s eyes were a little bit bigger than their stomach, I would say…
//

[Embedded content]

I almost feel bad for the croc as, out of camera, he gets hulk body-whipped and then has a couple of the bigger elephants drop atomic elbows on him from off the top rope.


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The Woman Who Saved Lower Manhattan From Becoming a Highway What makes a city? It's not the buildings (skyscrapers) or the streets (traffic), or the banks and government offices and shopping districts sandwiched between them. It's the people. This is obvious nearly to the point of tautology, yet in ...
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Domestic Violence Shelters Make Plea for State Budget Resolution A group of domestic violence shelter representatives and other human services advocates gathered at Mutual Ground's headquarters in Aurora Wednesday morning to again make a plea for a resolution on the state's budget crisis and to call attention to ...
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This Wasn’t the First Act of ‘River Piracy’ to Affect the Yukon’s Biggest Lake Image: Kluane11.jpg Author: Dermot Cole, Alaska Dispatch News Canadian geologist John Clague, whose research on Kluane Lake began in 1980, has long believed that the biggest river flowing into the largest lake in the Yukon Territory could be switched ...
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BBC Radio 4 - Seriously… - Seriously… - 10 Women Who Changed Sci-Fi 10 Women Who Changed Sci-Fi As the Radio 4 documentary Herland examines how science fiction tackles ideas of gender in future worlds, we present a selection of great female authors who have radically altered the genre... Mary Shelley Credited ...
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Housing Vouchers Would Change the Face of Poverty - Vice VICE: What should every renter understand about their rights?Matthew Desmond: Rights vary from city to city, so getting to know your rights is a matter of knowing where you live, as they can actually be very fair. For example, ...
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Craig Finn - ‘Be Honest’ (Live at WFUV)wfuv.org • Follow @wfuv: ow.ly Craig Finn performs "Be Honest" live in Studio A. Recorded 2.21.17. Host: Eric HollandAudio: Jim O'HaraCameras: Sabrina Sitton, Michael Sperling, Kevin O'Malley & Alexandra ReillyEditor: Kevin O'Malley & Sarah Burns
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Marvel’s Cloak and Dagger - Official Trailer Get your first look at the upcoming Freeform TV series about the two young Marvel heroes, starring Olivia Holt as Dagger and Aubrey Joseph as Cloak. Watch more trailers here! Check out the latest and greatest from IGN here! ...
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