And Now, Sassy Trump in “Leader of the Free World”
Trump’s actual words. Slightly different approach.
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Good lord. The White House just sent this out. Where to even begin. pic.twitter.com/t6WM7CK58Q
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) April 27, 2017
— darth:™ (@darth) April 27, 2017
Newsweek: “Is Ivanka the new Hillary?” pic.twitter.com/dh0bCfWR8X
— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) April 27, 2017
re: #2 Kragar
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I want to throw up
This is fucking outrageous I almost can’t believe someone can get away with some shit like this. pic.twitter.com/7n42tG5L8L
— Elliott Lusztig (@ezlusztig) April 27, 2017
And it just gets worse. Take a bow, Nina Burleigh. pic.twitter.com/DN6lhYjGJB
— Elliott Lusztig (@ezlusztig) April 27, 2017
re: #2 Kragar
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ANALYSIS via @CokieRoberts: Melania Trump’s mold-breaking first 100 days as first lady https://t.co/yuQyxEK5Ug pic.twitter.com/GuFg9wGWhT
— This Week (@ThisWeekABC) April 27, 2017
*weeps*
I love the Pence deep guffaws when sassy Trump mentions LePage.
“Ah, huh, huh, huh!”
re: #4 Backwoods_Sleuth
Delete your political coverage. With all the scandals with this admin in first 100 days, this merits coverage? @ThisWeekABC @CokieRoberts
— lawhawk (@lawhawk) April 27, 2017
re: #4 Backwoods_Sleuth
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*weeps*
Riveting journalism that.
And, I am old enough to remember when everyone thought they could trust the New York Times so they bought subscriptions.
Oh well, pet owners have plenty of cage lining material now.
Senior FCC official says comments on #netneutrality reversal isn’t a counting procedure where side w/ most comments put into the record wins
— Amir Nasr (@amir_anasr) April 27, 2017
this is the FCC getting ahead of what they know will be a deluge of public comments against repealing net neutrality https://t.co/odIBYnvlWC
— libby watson 🥞 (@libbycwatson) April 27, 2017
heh
People have strong feelings about the American flag, whether they want to or not https://t.co/khyFlhOWV8 pic.twitter.com/MKKygKUA9i
— Pacific Standard (@PacificStand) April 27, 2017
unlike this president i do think we should probably use the flag with all 50 stars but that is just me https://t.co/uEpiQh1lSy
— darth:™ (@darth) April 27, 2017
re: #10 Backwoods_Sleuth
heh
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I have strong feelings about a lot of things. Doesn’t mean I support banning people criticizing them. Besides it’s what the flag means and not the flag itself.
re: #8 FormerDirtDart
Speaking of which, this needs moar retweets:
THREAD: You are about to lose access to the Internet. Are you going to be able to handle that? Your entertainment, your banking, 1/9
— Justine Bateman (@JustineBateman) April 26, 2017
Factory workers getting paid $62 for 60 hour weeks means the savings are passed onto you! pic.twitter.com/vbR3ZcDeLr
— Super Deluxe (@superdeluxe) April 27, 2017
4/27 Report of a 2nd incident at 900 S.WashingtonSt., a bomb threat. PIO en route, more to come. Earlier fireworks were set off in elevator.
— City of Falls Church (@FallsChurchGov) April 27, 2017
More on today’s threats at Falls Church VA abortion clinic. It was 2 incidents: fireworks in bldg, THEN bomb threat. https://t.co/v291buVO6L
— ClinicEscort (@ClinicEscort) April 27, 2017
re: #4 Backwoods_Sleuth
Apart from avoiding her husband, what the hell has Melania done which is “ground breaking”? I guess being the first White First Lady in 8 years is enough.
re: #15 Patricia Kayden
Apart from avoiding her husband, what the hell has Melania done which is “ground breaking”? I guess being the first White First Lady in 8 years is enough.
Perhaps she’s digging Donald’s grave?
re: #15 Patricia Kayden
If she accomplishes anything more than that I will be genuinely surprised.
re: #3 The Vicious Babushka
I want to throw up
Can you give me a synopsis? I cant access twitter where I’m at
Democrats used to support border security — now they want illegals to pour through our borders.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 27, 2017
No. Democrats STILL support border security, they just don’t think a $40 Billion wall is the way to go about it. https://t.co/hhdNxnEhM2
— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) April 27, 2017
@the_lizardbrain @Stonekettle You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby.
— gocart mozart (@HarryTuttle11) April 27, 2017
1000 point to anyone who gets the reference.
I just called my Rep’s office.
The American Medical Association has just come out against the revised GOP health plan. pic.twitter.com/pRKuShBU62
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) April 27, 2017
re: #2 Kragar
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Christ. More “Both sides, same thing” bullshit, with the explicit corollary of “But Dems are always worse when they do it” on top of it. So, Ivanka’s the next Hillary, but that’s a good thing, unlike the real Hillary, who is the worst most lyingest corrupt harpy and rapist defender ever, or some goddamn bullshit.
I fucking want to scream at fucking everything right now. I fucking hate everything. The amount of overt and intentional normalization the media is pulling right now to excuse goddamn everything the GOP does while simultaneously treating Dems like the greatest monsters ever if they do anything approaching what the GOP does (above the board even, unlike the GOP) is….
Fuck everything. I’m going off to punch myself in the face a few times so I can hopefully wake up in a better time.
BREAKING: United reaches settlement with passenger Dr. David Dao after dragging incident.
— NBC News (@NBCNews) April 27, 2017
So I guess new major shareholder David Dao will make the announcement? https://t.co/hwKI8tvE0o
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) April 27, 2017
1/ The @WhiteHouse just sent this out, touting “100 Days of Accountability.” We have a few problems with it. https://t.co/2Qxs1JIWv9 pic.twitter.com/WTKhNWHegE
— ProPublica (@ProPublica) April 27, 2017
.@WhiteHouse 2/ Tough talk on lobbying, but the admin’s issuing secret wavers for lobbyists to work on issues they’d prev lobbied https://t.co/UNld70yR43 pic.twitter.com/9uBg1o1mtq
— ProPublica (@ProPublica) April 27, 2017
.@WhiteHouse 4/ By loosening the rules, Trump was able to hire this guy for a top job at the Labor Department. https://t.co/PGgD4YQsVs pic.twitter.com/LMSKJ3CajP
— ProPublica (@ProPublica) April 27, 2017
.@WhiteHouse 6/ In the press release, Trump brags about this ethics pledge — too bad not everyone has to sign it! pic.twitter.com/FAqU1qwr6P
— ProPublica (@ProPublica) April 27, 2017
.@WhiteHouse 8/ Former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn left without signing the pledge. https://t.co/55efpjajIy
— ProPublica (@ProPublica) April 27, 2017
.@WhiteHouse 10/ WH promised to release financial disclosures for 180 staffers but didn’t name em.We had to guess—like Battleship https://t.co/Tc98Renmna
— ProPublica (@ProPublica) April 27, 2017
.@WhiteHouse 12/ Trump promised to “drain the swamp” and “restore accountability,” but it doesn’t seem like he’s making good. pic.twitter.com/zQmBFIyyeO
— ProPublica (@ProPublica) April 27, 2017
.@WhiteHouse 14/14 Maybe he should run his next “accountability” press release past us? Over and out.
— ProPublica (@ProPublica) April 27, 2017
re: #19 gocart mozart
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1000 point to anyone who gets the reference.
sorry, whenever I hear Gorgonzola, my brain immediately freezes at Wallace and Gromit…
re: #20 Stanley Sea
I just called my Rep’s office.
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Awww…what the hell does the AMA know!!!
I’m still waiting for a page to open on another computer that gets me to the email contact form for Paul Ryan. 2 hours now. And the connection doesn’t time out. Strange.
What’s a matter Pauly…not open for business today?
Here’s the letter from the inspector general announcing a new investigation into Mike Flynn’s payments from foreign governments pic.twitter.com/3vRebNaBdy
— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) April 27, 2017
Letter is addressed to Chaffetz, who then abruptly resigned/took a break/developed a preexisting foot condition/freaked the fuck out… https://t.co/E8WbAQDtzF
— Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) April 27, 2017
re: #26 Patricia Kayden
I would love to hear the details. That was fast.
Think piece: where should the new Dao Foundation focus its philanthropy?
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) April 27, 2017
re: #22 Stanley Sea
I wonder how many millions they had to reaccomodate for that?
re: #29 Eclectic Cyborg
I wonder how many millions they had to reaccomodate for that?
I’m guessing 20.
re: #15 Patricia Kayden
Apart from avoiding her husband, what the hell has Melania done which is “ground breaking”? I guess being the first White First Lady in 8 years is enough.
How many first ladies have posed nude?
What’s going on in Macedonia right now? I hear shit is gettin’ real over there in Skopje.
re: #19 gocart mozart
What’s up with Trump and his supporters trying to shift the blame for his failures on Democrats when Republicans run Congress? Odd.
Heh
I ain’t even mad, pornospambot. I just appreciate that you’re helping spread the message. pic.twitter.com/Osre39AnfZ
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) April 27, 2017
re: #30 Stanley Sea
I’m guessing 20.
And for just two grand more than they were offering, they likely could’ve gotten four volunteers.
re: #31 Skip Intro
How many first ladies have posed nude?
Or won $3 mil in a lawsuit against a media outlet?
re: #33 Patricia Kayden
What’s up with Trump and his supporters trying to shift the blame for his failures on Democrats when Republicans run Congress? Odd.
Its the only thing the whole GOP can agree on.
Trumps’ “VOICE” Hotline set up for people to report on crime from illegal aliens was reportedly overloaded with calls about space aliens
— Robbie Gramer (@RobbieGramer) April 26, 2017
re: #32 electrotek
What’s going on in Macedonia right now? I hear shit is gettin’ real over there in Skopje.
I’ve seen a few tweets from sources, unfamiliar to me, that are indicating a coup is in progress.
re: #6 lawhawk
she was probably assigned the story by a man…. //////////// maybe?
re: #24 Backwoods_Sleuth
Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7… Minute… Abs.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you’re going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin’ there, there’s 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That’s - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you’re not happy with the first 7 minutes, we’re gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That’s it. That’s our motto. That’s where we’re comin’ from. That’s from “A” to “B”.
Ted: That’s right. That’s - that’s good. That’s good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you’re in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody’s comin’ up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won’t even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That - good point.
Hitchhiker: 7’s the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that’s the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, eatin’ lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker: ‘Cause you’re fuckin’ fired!
re: #33 Patricia Kayden
What’s up with Trump and his supporters trying to shift the blame for his failures on Democrats when Republicans run Congress? Odd.
Why “Odd”, Patricia? Blaming Democrats for each and every f*ckup, failure or blowback Republicans are responsible for has been SOP for the GOP since Newt Gingrich’s Speakership at least. They know they have a compliant hack media to flog the meme for them, so why should they care?
re: #39 Belafon
ICE lashes out at ‘despicable’ people who flooded immigrant crime hotline with reports of space aliens https://t.co/8rB1M2oNku pic.twitter.com/xUizVctrx0
— Raw Story (@RawStory) April 27, 2017
Somebody please tell me I’m not really seeing all these media pieces praising Trump, his family and his first 100 days. Please. Somebody.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) April 27, 2017
re: #37 makeitstop
Or won $3 mil in a lawsuit against a media outlet?
Or watched Paris Hilton’s porno with the future POTUS?
If I was the cops, I would be looking at whoever has been delivering the latest batch of survivalist rations…
//
GRAB N’ BAG: Thieves steal $80G in gold bricks, two guns and $50G in cash from Queens home https://t.co/BQbObUxvkF pic.twitter.com/osYGwOXY3P
— New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) April 27, 2017
re: #45 Bubblehead II
They should have used “deplorable.”
@CrawliesWithCri @AlongsideWild
(KW artist https://t.co/Crt8XDdJAn ) pic.twitter.com/Q3IkTwMhWW— Tara Murphy (@tjbmurph_) April 27, 2017
HFC Chair Meadows reached out to Millman consulting & others to get estimates on #AHCA in lieu of CBO score. Won’t have CBO score b4 vote
— Daniel Newhauser (@dnewhauser) April 27, 2017
Milliman has said they are not doing analysis of the amendment or bill. @millimanhealth @millimaninsight @millimaneb @PaulHouchens https://t.co/eJReVspDIZ
— Topher Spiro (@TopherSpiro) April 27, 2017
re: #46 Charles Johnson
You’re surprised? Seriously?
@StevieVanZandt hi Steve! What are some of the things you enjoy to do in your free time?
— Jim Kerrigan (@Jimbo42062) April 27, 2017
I’ll let you know when it happens. https://t.co/dFrA0dnI8c
— Stevie Van Zandt (@StevieVanZandt) April 27, 2017
The NAYs on Trumpcare v.2 are already starting to roll in:
Reps. Ryan Costello and Walter Jones are NOs on AHCA, per @deirdrewalshcnn
— Phil Mattingly (@Phil_Mattingly) April 27, 2017
All the while, the GOP is trying to hide the craptastic scoring and damage they’re intent on doing to the economy by delaying scoring for as long as possible.
I’d suggest a new rule - no plan can get acted upon until there’s been at least 3 days after the JCT and CBO have each issued their scoring. And no tax action can occur unless we know how it affects Trump’s tax situation personally.
A major spring weather event is poised to impact the north-central United States, according to a new report: https://t.co/RMiFSt5U9Y pic.twitter.com/kXaBcktEFC
— NOAA NCEI Climate (@NOAANCEIclimate) April 27, 2017
WaPo with one-line of coverage re the storming of #Macedonia’s parliament. Hopefully more to come. https://t.co/j6is9VeUYp
— Jasmin Mujanović (@JasminMuj) April 27, 2017
Zijadin #Sela, MP, is reported to be seriously hurt and fighting for his life. #Macedonia
— Ivana Jordanovska (@JordanIva) April 27, 2017
Major news if it is confirmed that major opposition leader in #Macedonia is seriously hurt @StateDept @FedericaMog #coup https://t.co/yYzqbD7kMy
— Jack Kavanagh (@JackJKavanagh) April 27, 2017
.@BalkanInsight One of the guys who stormed #Macedonia’s parliament today is wearing a HOS shirt; a Croatian far-right paramilitary. Extremist solidarity?! pic.twitter.com/BmyRfqp5dr
— Jasmin Mujanović (@JasminMuj) April 27, 2017
re: #57 Backwoods_Sleuth
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@NOAANCEIclimate @Italians4Trump It’s called summer!
— Kathryn (@complxgrl) April 27, 2017
poor thing doesn’t know to read a graphic or a calendar…
re: #56 lawhawk
The NAYs on Trumpcare v.2 are already starting to roll in:
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All the while, the GOP is trying to hide the craptastic scoring and damage they’re intent on doing to the economy by delaying scoring for as long as possible.
I’d suggest a new rule - no plan can get acted upon until there’s been at least 3 days after the JCT and CBO have each issued their scoring. And no tax action can occur unless we know how it affects Trump’s tax situation personally.
But Trump will be angrily tweeting that they need to defeat the Tuesday Group, so that’s a win for the Freedumb Caucus.
“we have reached an amicable settlement” pic.twitter.com/H06v8bJoTc
— darth:™ (@darth) April 27, 2017
Warren “troubled” by Obama’s $400K speaking fee for Wall Street speech https://t.co/stfa58tt3Q pic.twitter.com/BE77obYdo7
— The Hill (@thehill) April 27, 2017
Stop it. https://t.co/n7sAWHolpt
— Steve Marmel (@Marmel) April 27, 2017
re: #61 Backwoods_Sleuth
I wonder if Roger Smith had to get Big O out to finish negotiations.
re: #62 Backwoods_Sleuth
The only reason I’m troubled is it seems the first black president is getting less than white presidents do.
re: #54 wrenchwench
“Oh, you know, like anybody else, the usual stuff - be a rock star, goof around on stage with Bruce Springsteen, whatever.”
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