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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2017 • 11:47:49am
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Kragar  Apr 27, 2017 • 11:48:44am
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The Vicious Babushka  Apr 27, 2017 • 11:52:56am

re: #2 Kragar

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I want to throw up

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2017 • 11:53:42am

re: #2 Kragar

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*weeps*

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ObserverArt  Apr 27, 2017 • 11:56:28am

I love the Pence deep guffaws when sassy Trump mentions LePage.

“Ah, huh, huh, huh!”

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lawhawk  Apr 27, 2017 • 11:59:59am

re: #4 Backwoods_Sleuth

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ObserverArt  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:00:29pm

re: #4 Backwoods_Sleuth

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*weeps*

Riveting journalism that.

And, I am old enough to remember when everyone thought they could trust the New York Times so they bought subscriptions.

Oh well, pet owners have plenty of cage lining material now.

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FormerDirtDart  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:00:36pm
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Timothy Watson  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:00:49pm

re: #3 The Vicious Babushka

re: #4 Backwoods_Sleuth

I would jump off the parking garage, but I’m not sure the distance is sufficient to kill me.

Plus I don’t want to mess up all the commuters.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:03:18pm

heh

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HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:05:39pm

re: #10 Backwoods_Sleuth

heh

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I have strong feelings about a lot of things. Doesn’t mean I support banning people criticizing them. Besides it’s what the flag means and not the flag itself.

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Interesting Times  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:05:47pm

re: #8 FormerDirtDart

Speaking of which, this needs moar retweets:

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gocart mozart  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:06:48pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:08:41pm
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Patricia Kayden  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:11:00pm

re: #4 Backwoods_Sleuth

Apart from avoiding her husband, what the hell has Melania done which is “ground breaking”? I guess being the first White First Lady in 8 years is enough.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:12:02pm

re: #15 Patricia Kayden

Apart from avoiding her husband, what the hell has Melania done which is “ground breaking”? I guess being the first White First Lady in 8 years is enough.

Perhaps she’s digging Donald’s grave?

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Jebediah, RBG  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:12:09pm

re: #15 Patricia Kayden

If she accomplishes anything more than that I will be genuinely surprised.

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Scottish Dragon  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:13:07pm

re: #3 The Vicious Babushka

I want to throw up

Can you give me a synopsis? I cant access twitter where I’m at

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gocart mozart  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:13:33pm

1000 point to anyone who gets the reference.
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Stanley Sea  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:17:40pm

I just called my Rep’s office.

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Citizen K  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:19:33pm

re: #2 Kragar

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Christ. More “Both sides, same thing” bullshit, with the explicit corollary of “But Dems are always worse when they do it” on top of it. So, Ivanka’s the next Hillary, but that’s a good thing, unlike the real Hillary, who is the worst most lyingest corrupt harpy and rapist defender ever, or some goddamn bullshit.

I fucking want to scream at fucking everything right now. I fucking hate everything. The amount of overt and intentional normalization the media is pulling right now to excuse goddamn everything the GOP does while simultaneously treating Dems like the greatest monsters ever if they do anything approaching what the GOP does (above the board even, unlike the GOP) is….

Fuck everything. I’m going off to punch myself in the face a few times so I can hopefully wake up in a better time.

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Stanley Sea  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:19:36pm
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FormerDirtDart  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:20:55pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:21:05pm

re: #19 gocart mozart

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1000 point to anyone who gets the reference.

sorry, whenever I hear Gorgonzola, my brain immediately freezes at Wallace and Gromit…

Ooh, I do like a bit of Gorgonzola

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ObserverArt  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:21:28pm

re: #20 Stanley Sea

I just called my Rep’s office.

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Awww…what the hell does the AMA know!!!

I’m still waiting for a page to open on another computer that gets me to the email contact form for Paul Ryan. 2 hours now. And the connection doesn’t time out. Strange.

What’s a matter Pauly…not open for business today?

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Patricia Kayden  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:23:50pm

re: #22 Stanley Sea

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I would love to hear the details. That was fast.

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lawhawk  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:24:07pm
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Stanley Sea  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:25:09pm

re: #26 Patricia Kayden

I would love to hear the details. That was fast.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:26:14pm

re: #22 Stanley Sea

I wonder how many millions they had to reaccomodate for that?

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Stanley Sea  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:26:45pm

re: #29 Eclectic Cyborg

I wonder how many millions they had to reaccomodate for that?

I’m guessing 20.

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Skip Intro  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:27:54pm

re: #15 Patricia Kayden

Apart from avoiding her husband, what the hell has Melania done which is “ground breaking”? I guess being the first White First Lady in 8 years is enough.

How many first ladies have posed nude?

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electrotek  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:28:21pm

What’s going on in Macedonia right now? I hear shit is gettin’ real over there in Skopje.

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Patricia Kayden  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:28:38pm

re: #19 gocart mozart

What’s up with Trump and his supporters trying to shift the blame for his failures on Democrats when Republicans run Congress? Odd.

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gocart mozart  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:29:11pm

Heh

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Big Beautiful Door  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:29:25pm

re: #30 Stanley Sea

I’m guessing 20.

And for just two grand more than they were offering, they likely could’ve gotten four volunteers.

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Patricia Kayden  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:29:26pm

re: #31 Skip Intro

Ha! You got me there.

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makeitstop  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:30:36pm

re: #31 Skip Intro

How many first ladies have posed nude?

Or won $3 mil in a lawsuit against a media outlet?

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Big Beautiful Door  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:30:39pm

re: #33 Patricia Kayden

What’s up with Trump and his supporters trying to shift the blame for his failures on Democrats when Republicans run Congress? Odd.

Its the only thing the whole GOP can agree on.

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Belafon  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:31:08pm
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Big Beautiful Door  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:32:10pm

re: #39 Belafon

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That’s awesome!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:32:49pm

re: #32 electrotek

What’s going on in Macedonia right now? I hear shit is gettin’ real over there in Skopje.

I’ve seen a few tweets from sources, unfamiliar to me, that are indicating a coup is in progress.

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piratedan  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:33:02pm

re: #6 lawhawk

she was probably assigned the story by a man…. //////////// maybe?

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gocart mozart  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:36:17pm

re: #24 Backwoods_Sleuth

Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7… Minute… Abs.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you’re going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin’ there, there’s 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That’s - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you’re not happy with the first 7 minutes, we’re gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That’s it. That’s our motto. That’s where we’re comin’ from. That’s from “A” to “B”.
Ted: That’s right. That’s - that’s good. That’s good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you’re in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody’s comin’ up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won’t even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That - good point.
Hitchhiker: 7’s the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that’s the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, eatin’ lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker: ‘Cause you’re fuckin’ fired!

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Jay C  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:36:41pm

re: #33 Patricia Kayden

What’s up with Trump and his supporters trying to shift the blame for his failures on Democrats when Republicans run Congress? Odd.

Why “Odd”, Patricia? Blaming Democrats for each and every f*ckup, failure or blowback Republicans are responsible for has been SOP for the GOP since Newt Gingrich’s Speakership at least. They know they have a compliant hack media to flog the meme for them, so why should they care?

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Bubblehead II  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:38:05pm

re: #39 Belafon

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Charles Johnson  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:39:37pm
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Skip Intro  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:40:07pm

re: #37 makeitstop

Or won $3 mil in a lawsuit against a media outlet?

Or watched Paris Hilton’s porno with the future POTUS?

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FormerDirtDart  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:40:28pm

If I was the cops, I would be looking at whoever has been delivering the latest batch of survivalist rations…
//

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Belafon  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:42:32pm

re: #45 Bubblehead II

They should have used “deplorable.”

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The Madness of King Orange (aka Sophist)  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:42:40pm

OT, but it’s almost hiking season here, and boy am I looking forward to getting away from this “civilization” nonsense now and then:

I suppose I better get to it before trump sells it all for strip-mining or something.

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FormerDirtDart  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:43:27pm
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Skip Intro  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:45:52pm

re: #46 Charles Johnson

You’re surprised? Seriously?

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wrenchwench  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:47:26pm
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makeitstop  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:48:35pm

I know this meme has died down, but this is a good one. From a friend on Facebook.

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lawhawk  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:50:12pm

The NAYs on Trumpcare v.2 are already starting to roll in:

All the while, the GOP is trying to hide the craptastic scoring and damage they’re intent on doing to the economy by delaying scoring for as long as possible.

I’d suggest a new rule - no plan can get acted upon until there’s been at least 3 days after the JCT and CBO have each issued their scoring. And no tax action can occur unless we know how it affects Trump’s tax situation personally.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:52:51pm
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lawhawk  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:53:55pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:53:56pm

re: #57 Backwoods_Sleuth

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poor thing doesn’t know to read a graphic or a calendar…

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Big Beautiful Door  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:55:03pm

re: #56 lawhawk

The NAYs on Trumpcare v.2 are already starting to roll in:

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All the while, the GOP is trying to hide the craptastic scoring and damage they’re intent on doing to the economy by delaying scoring for as long as possible.

I’d suggest a new rule - no plan can get acted upon until there’s been at least 3 days after the JCT and CBO have each issued their scoring. And no tax action can occur unless we know how it affects Trump’s tax situation personally.

But Trump will be angrily tweeting that they need to defeat the Tuesday Group, so that’s a win for the Freedumb Caucus.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2017 • 12:58:48pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2017 • 1:00:19pm
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Belafon  Apr 27, 2017 • 1:01:13pm

re: #61 Backwoods_Sleuth

I wonder if Roger Smith had to get Big O out to finish negotiations.

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Timothy Watson  Apr 27, 2017 • 1:01:55pm

re: #62 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Fuck all this shit.

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Belafon  Apr 27, 2017 • 1:03:00pm

re: #62 Backwoods_Sleuth

The only reason I’m troubled is it seems the first black president is getting less than white presidents do.

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Jebediah, RBG  Apr 27, 2017 • 1:21:43pm

re: #54 wrenchwench

“Oh, you know, like anybody else, the usual stuff - be a rock star, goof around on stage with Bruce Springsteen, whatever.”

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Pineapple Pizza  Apr 27, 2017 • 2:27:33pm
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BeachDem  Apr 27, 2017 • 3:21:46pm

re: #23 FormerDirtDart

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Sean already has his answer ready—he likes to call ProPublica a “left-wing blog.”

(Of course, the last time he did that, it didn’t go that well…

huffingtonpost.com


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