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jaunte  May 10, 2017 • 11:12:09am
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The Vicious Babushka  May 10, 2017 • 11:12:56am
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jaunte  May 10, 2017 • 11:13:02am
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The Vicious Babushka  May 10, 2017 • 11:14:01am
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HappyWarrior  May 10, 2017 • 11:14:43am

re: #4 The Vicious Babushka

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So why wasn’t he immediately fired? Such bs. What changed.

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HappyWarrior  May 10, 2017 • 11:15:18am

re: #4 The Vicious Babushka

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She definitely got that job for her dad kissing Trump’s ass.

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Charles Johnson  May 10, 2017 • 11:15:44am
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FormerDirtDart  May 10, 2017 • 11:16:20am
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Blind Frog Belly White  May 10, 2017 • 11:16:20am

Reposted from downstairs.

Proper protocol for WHAT? ‘Taking him for a ride’? - “Tell Donald I always liked him. This was just business.”

I wonder if the constant lying is getting to Spicey, and that’s why he hid in the bushes last night, and Sanders, who seems to have even fewer scruples about bald faced lying, is doing the briefing today?

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Timothy Watson  May 10, 2017 • 11:16:32am

re: #7 Charles Johnson

I thought nobody could lie more brazenly than Sean Spicer. Then along comes Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

It’s truly an exceptional administration Trump has put together.

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FormerDirtDart  May 10, 2017 • 11:16:44am

Sorry, double post

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petesh  May 10, 2017 • 11:17:33am

Can Melissa McCarthy play both of them? Why, I think she can. But not at the same time.

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HappyWarrior  May 10, 2017 • 11:17:56am

re: #12 petesh

Can Melissa McCarthy play both of them? Why, I think she can. But not at the same time.

Yes!

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MsJ  May 10, 2017 • 11:18:10am

re: #2 The Vicious Babushka

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Targetpractice  May 10, 2017 • 11:20:07am

I’ve seen show trials with more believability than this “briefing.”

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The Vicious Babushka  May 10, 2017 • 11:20:34am

re: #9 Blind Frog Belly White

Reposted from downstairs.

Proper protocol for WHAT? ‘Taking him for a ride’? - “Tell Donald I always liked him. This was just business.”

[Embedded content]

I wonder if the constant lying is getting to Spicey, and that’s why he hid in the bushes last night, and Sanders, who seems to have even fewer scruples about bald faced lying, is doing the briefing today?

Kelyanne was the leading expert in spewing the most outrageous fibs, falsehoods, fake news and bovine feces, but she was tough to look at, due to her second job as Ivanka’s “Dorianne Grey” holographic portrait.

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FormerDirtDart  May 10, 2017 • 11:20:55am

re: #12 petesh

Can Melissa McCarthy play both of them? Why, I think she can. But not at the same time.

I would think a “two face” Spicer/Sanders role would work

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Timothy Watson  May 10, 2017 • 11:21:16am

re: #12 petesh

Can Melissa McCarthy play both of them? Why, I think she can. But not at the same time.

I wonder how quickly she can change outfits and the hair. Start as Spicer, cut to a reporter asking a question, Spicer’s gone but Huckabee-Sanders appears from the door to answer the question.

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Skip Intro  May 10, 2017 • 11:21:27am

re: #1 jaunte

Even though she’s lying like a Trump, Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a good Christian. Just ask her dad.

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Skip Intro  May 10, 2017 • 11:22:12am

re: #3 jaunte

“Countless” can mean zero.

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jaunte  May 10, 2017 • 11:23:18am

re: #20 Skip Intro

True, but I don’t think they take the time to carefully craft their lies. They just go for it.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 10, 2017 • 11:24:19am

Most people today associate the name Scarlett with Ms. Johanssen than GWTW.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 10, 2017 • 11:25:25am
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Targetpractice  May 10, 2017 • 11:25:59am

We’re being led by a bunch of sociopaths. In their minds, they can’t understand why they’re being criticized because they don’t believe they did anything wrong. So long as they could spin up a bullshit excuse for firing Comey, they feel it was totally legit and think people are getting bent out of shape over nothing.

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HappyWarrior  May 10, 2017 • 11:27:10am

re: #22 The Vicious Babushka

Most people today associate the name Scarlett with Ms. Johanssen than GWTW.

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What do you expect from the Huckabees who see the CSA as the good guys.

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Mike Lamb  May 10, 2017 • 11:27:17am

I’ve overdrawn my “evens” account, and my “fucks” acts as overdraft protection. I’m running out of fucks to give…it’s disheartening.

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Targetpractice  May 10, 2017 • 11:28:16am

re: #26 Mike Lamb

I’ve overdrawn my “evens” account, and my “fucks” acts as overdraft protection. I’m running out of fucks to give…it’s disheartening.

Thankfully I haven’t had to dig up the “up” that I buried in the backyard…yet.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 10, 2017 • 11:28:25am

re: #25 HappyWarrior

What do you expect from the Huckabees who see the CSA as the good guys.

well, today is Confederate Memorial Day in South Carolina…

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Sir John Barron  May 10, 2017 • 11:29:08am

Hate when I’m all late to a new thread party……

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 10, 2017 • 11:29:16am
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jaunte  May 10, 2017 • 11:29:29am
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Belafon  May 10, 2017 • 11:29:40am

re: #22 The Vicious Babushka

Most people today associate the name Scarlett with Ms. Johanssen than GWTW.

Johanssen wasn’t a big star when she was born.

Edit: I got who had the name mixed up in my head.

I got my oldest son’s name from a Terry Brooks novel. The year after he was born, “Walker, Texas Ranger” came out. Everyone asks if he was named after a character, even though that was the last name of the character on TV.

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ObserverArt  May 10, 2017 • 11:30:01am

re: #26 Mike Lamb

I’ve overdrawn my “evens” account, and my “fucks” acts as overdraft protection. I’m running out of fucks to give…it’s disheartening.

You need a fucking loan.

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jaunte  May 10, 2017 • 11:30:30am

Hwhite House Hires Handful of Huckabees

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FormerDirtDart  May 10, 2017 • 11:30:51am
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Blind Frog Belly White  May 10, 2017 • 11:31:24am

re: #34 jaunte

Hwhite House Hires Handful of Huckabees

To be fair, you’re SUPPOSED to pronounce the ‘h’ in ‘white’ ahead of the ‘w’.

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Sir John Barron  May 10, 2017 • 11:31:37am

re: #4 The Vicious Babushka

The White House deputy press secretary just said Comey committed “atrocities.” Atrocities. pic.twitter.com

— Bradd Jaffy

He shot that Vietnamese guy in that old war photo? He waterboarded Kaleik Muhammed (sp)?

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Skip Intro  May 10, 2017 • 11:32:55am

re: #35 FormerDirtDart

So it’s never going lower than 36%. We have Fox/hate radio to blame for that.

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HappyWarrior  May 10, 2017 • 11:33:02am

re: #35 FormerDirtDart

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Free falling!

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Targetpractice  May 10, 2017 • 11:33:11am

re: #37 Sir John Barron

He shot that Vietnamese guy in that old war photo? He waterboarded Kaleik Muhammed (sp)?

He refused to charge the Democrat and drop the criminal investigation into the Republican in favor of an investigation into other Democrats.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 10, 2017 • 11:33:21am

re: #36 Blind Frog Belly White

To be fair, you’re SUPPOSED to pronounce the ‘h’ in ‘white’ ahead of the ‘w’.

“Hwheat Thins”…

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 10, 2017 • 11:33:56am

Sarah’s got her Dad’s smiling liar act down pat. She’s getting praise for being every bit as dishonest as Spicey, but less combative.

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(Bert the Turtle)  May 10, 2017 • 11:34:09am

re: #41 Backwoods_Sleuth

family guy cool whip

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Timothy Watson  May 10, 2017 • 11:34:20am

re: #32 Belafon

Johanssen wasn’t a big star when she was born.

I got my oldest son’s name from a Terry Brooks novel. The year after he was born, “Walker, Texas Ranger” came out. Everyone asks if he was named after a character, even though that was the last name of the character on TV.

This is Sarah’s daughter’s name, who is only 5 years old. Johanssen was pretty well known then.

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jaunte  May 10, 2017 • 11:34:53am

re: #41 Backwoods_Sleuth

“Hwheat Thins”…

Hwæt?

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Belafon  May 10, 2017 • 11:35:18am

re: #44 Timothy Watson

This is Sarah’s daughter’s name, who is only 5 years old. Johanssen was pretty well known then.

Sorry. You’re right. I was thinking of the person talking, not her kid.

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lawhawk  May 10, 2017 • 11:35:18am

re: #35 FormerDirtDart

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EPR-radar  May 10, 2017 • 11:35:21am

re: #42 Blind Frog Belly White

There is no position in the entire world that requires a greater commitment to the Art of the Lie than White House Press Secretary for President* Trump.

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ObserverArt  May 10, 2017 • 11:35:29am

re: #38 Skip Intro

So it’s never going lower than 36%. We have Fox/hate radio to blame for that.

I think if healthcare is a complete mess when the Senate finishes messing it up we could see it dip to 30% with the no confidence going up to 60%.

Trump is going to own healthcare policy.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 10, 2017 • 11:36:16am

re: #32 Belafon

Johanssen wasn’t a big star when she was born.

I got my oldest son’s name from a Terry Brooks novel. The year after he was born, “Walker, Texas Ranger” came out. Everyone asks if he was named after a character, even though that was the last name of the character on TV.

Scarlett Johanssen was not a big star in 2011?

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ObserverArt  May 10, 2017 • 11:36:38am

re: #42 Blind Frog Belly White

Sarah’s got her Dad’s smiling liar act down pat. She’s getting praise for being every bit as dishonest as Spicey, but less combative.

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Yeah…that’s the good smiling fundie Christian way to lie.

Wait…whut?

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Belafon  May 10, 2017 • 11:36:50am

re: #50 The Vicious Babushka

Scarlett Johanssen was not a big star in 2011?

Sorry, got the people mixed up.

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Timothy Watson  May 10, 2017 • 11:37:00am

re: #44 Timothy Watson

This is Sarah’s daughter’s name, who is only 5 years old. Johanssen was pretty well known then.

Funny thing? The Avengers was released 5 years and 6 days ago.

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jaunte  May 10, 2017 • 11:38:23am
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Jenner7  May 10, 2017 • 11:39:07am

But she’s good at lying…so…

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Skip Intro  May 10, 2017 • 11:39:33am

Lock them up!

Jersey City Mayor Balks at Tax Break for Kushners

The Democratic mayor of New Jersey’s second-largest city, who has had his ups-and-downs with the state’s volatile governor, Chris Christie, is now threatening to stymie luxury development dreams of the family of President Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner.

Steven Fulop, the mayor of Jersey City, went public on Sunday with his opposition to the Kushners’ request for hefty tax breaks for a pair of towers that would contain 1,500 luxury apartments. Mr. Fulop said in a posting on his Facebook page that his administration was “not supportive” of the abatement deal the developers sought.

The Kushner Companies — which Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, led before resigning in January to advise Mr. Trump — is a partner in the group proposing the project, known as One Journal Square. Over the weekend, Mr. Kushner’s sister Nicole Meyer mentioned her brother’s service to the company while she pitched the project to prospective investors in China.

nytimes.com

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Belafon  May 10, 2017 • 11:39:45am

re: #54 jaunte

I doubt she would have fired him while the email investigation was going on.

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451_Montag  May 10, 2017 • 11:40:04am

re: #18 Timothy Watson

I wonder how quickly she can change outfits and the hair. Start as Spicer, cut to a reporter asking a question, Spicer’s gone but Huckabee-Sanders appears from the door to answer the question.

She should use Bullshit Spice’s big collared suit and just rotate it. Front is the suit, the back is the backwards religious chic sack clothe ensemble. Just keep spinning it round.

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jaunte  May 10, 2017 • 11:40:20am

re: #57 Belafon

Projection is their chief attribute.

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EPR-radar  May 10, 2017 • 11:41:49am

re: #57 Belafon

I doubt she would have fired him while the email investigation was going on.

Of course. Had Comey been fired by either Obama or Clinton, the US Right and 99.999% of the mainstream media would have taken that to be definitive proof of a (D) cover-up.

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Belafon  May 10, 2017 • 11:42:54am

re: #58 451_Montag

She should use Bullshit Spice’s big collared suit and just rotate it. Front is the suit, the back is the backwards religious chic sack clothe ensemble. Just keep spinning it round.

Right at the end, it would be OK if the wig actually started slipping. What if Huckabee-Sanders is just Spicer?

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ObserverArt  May 10, 2017 • 11:44:14am

re: #50 The Vicious Babushka

Scarlett Johanssen was not a big star in 2011?

I couldn’t remember her first big roles so I checked. I didn’t realize she was in her first film in 1994 a fantasy comedy called North, which I never saw. They credit her first staring role in a film called Manny & Lo, another I never saw. I didn’t really know of her until Lost in Translation in 2003.

She was born in 1983…so she got an early start.

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petesh  May 10, 2017 • 11:44:38am

re: #58 451_Montag

She should use Bullshit Spice’s big collared suit and just rotate it. Front is the suit, the back is the backwards religious chic sack clothe ensemble. Just keep spinning it round.

Brilliant! I can so totally see this.

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ObserverArt  May 10, 2017 • 11:47:20am

re: #61 Belafon

Right at the end, it would be OK if the wig actually started slipping. What if Huckabee-Sanders is just Spicer?

She’s probably taller than Spicer.

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Timothy Watson  May 10, 2017 • 11:47:48am

Dear Ralph Northam campaign: I appreciate the invite, but I really don’t want to go to the Northam-Tim Kaine fundraiser on Saturday. That’s the second voice mail I’ve gotten, along with a couple e-mails.

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Big Beautiful Door  May 10, 2017 • 11:47:49am

Could Trump appoint Chris Christie to be Director of the FBI? If three GOP Senators wouldn’t vote no for such an obvious corrupt political hack, there is no hope.

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KGxvi  May 10, 2017 • 11:48:11am

re: #3 jaunte

“countless” as in “none” or “too many to count”?

I’m guessing the first while passing it off as the second.

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petesh  May 10, 2017 • 11:49:49am

re: #23 The Vicious Babushka

That Quinnipiac poll is brutal. (I must be a latent sadist because I am thanking you for showing it to me.) Trump still has Republicans, and (just) white men, but the numbers are tanking. And that was before the latest shenanigans.
poll.qu.edu

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A wild WITHAK appeared!  May 10, 2017 • 11:53:43am
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Kragar  May 10, 2017 • 11:54:30am

re: #45 jaunte

Hot Rod- Whiskey

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Sir John Barron  May 10, 2017 • 11:55:06am

re: #60 EPR-radar

Of course. Had Comey been fired by either Obama or Clinton, the US Right and 99.999% of the mainstream media would have taken that to be definitive proof of a (D) cover-up.

Of course the GOP was threatening to impeach HRC from day one anyway..

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Kragar  May 10, 2017 • 11:56:16am
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Charles Johnson  May 10, 2017 • 11:56:46am
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Charles Johnson  May 10, 2017 • 11:57:25am
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Big Beautiful Door  May 10, 2017 • 11:59:57am

re: #74 Charles Johnson

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This is an Administration that sent Tom Price on the news shows to say that cutting $880 billion from Medicaid will enhance Medicaid coverage. There is literally no lie too big for these people to tell.

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Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos  May 10, 2017 • 12:00:34pm

re: #57 Belafon

I doubt she would have fired him while the email investigation was going on.

You can look at the Obama administration for proof of this. There were very very few people actually fired by Obama, and only one who honestly wasn’t let go for good cause - Shirley Sherrod in wake of what turned out to be a completely phony Brietbart story.

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BeachDem  May 10, 2017 • 12:04:03pm

re: #28 Backwoods_Sleuth

well, today is Confederate Memorial Day in South Carolina…

and that’s why…

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Jack Burton  May 10, 2017 • 12:05:22pm

re: #47 lawhawk

I wonder how much of that 80% is just mindlessly going along with the fact he’s got an R after his name. If the GOP congress turned on him, might they as well, just to go along with the rest of their sports team party?

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lawhawk  May 10, 2017 • 12:06:15pm

re: #68 petesh

Still, 82% of GOPers approve of Trump in that poll, which means that the disapproval rating by everyone else is off the charts.7% of Democrats approve. 29% of independents approve.

Likewise, just 31% of women approve.

The trend is getting slowly worse, but that’s like a turtle in a pot of boiling water kind of way.

That poll’s also brutal about how the GOP is handling their job in Congress. Overall rating of 22%, with just 9% Democrats approving, and 54% of GOPers approving (though one has to wonder that dissatisfaction among some GOP is because they haven’t declared martial law and run the Democrats up against the wall yet).

Approval of Democrats in Congress is 10 points higher than GOP.

43% of people over age 65 approve of Trump (the highest of any age cohort). That’s the Fox News demographic too.

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petesh  May 10, 2017 • 12:09:00pm

re: #79 lawhawk

Right, the center of his base is still there, but the ship is leaking and no one is sending lifeboats.

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Belafon  May 10, 2017 • 12:09:27pm

re: #79 lawhawk

43% of people over age 65 approve of Trump (the highest of any age cohort). That’s the Fox News demographic too.

I wonder what that will be if Republicans manage to gut Medicaid.

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KGxvi  May 10, 2017 • 12:10:20pm

re: #23 The Vicious Babushka

I wonder if they had to exclude {audible sigh}fuuuuuuck?

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Birth Control Works  May 10, 2017 • 12:24:22pm

I am so tired of the name HUCKABEE!

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Birth Control Works  May 10, 2017 • 12:25:04pm

re: #78 Jack Burton

I wonder how much of that 80% is just mindlessly going along with the fact he’s got an R after his name. If the GOP congress turned on him, might they as well, just to go along with the rest of their sports team party?

“Anything but Hillary, or anything Hillary likes.”

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KGxvi  May 10, 2017 • 12:25:50pm

re: #81 Belafon

I wonder what that will be if Republicans manage to gut Medicaid.

They won’t care as long as they don’t touch Medicare.

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  May 10, 2017 • 12:49:43pm

re: #19 Skip Intro

Even though she’s lying like a Trump, Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a good Christian. Just ask her dad.

That’s actually why she lies. Christianists are trying to destroy America, and remake it in their delusional, regressive, image. They’ve been at it for decades, and no lie is too big for the fanatically religious.

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  May 10, 2017 • 12:51:53pm

re: #35 FormerDirtDart


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