Video: Trump Took a Shot at Stephen Colbert. Now Colbert Has His Way With Trump.
President Trump finally got around to addressing one of the biggest threats to America: Stephen Colbert
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Very funny. I can only continue to shake my head. My poor country. What have we done?
Yes, this did make me laugh. I needed it. I think we all do.
In case you missed it downstairs, read this LA Times six-piece series in trump. It’s very good.
Our Dishonest President
Kim Don Yuuge is clearly delusional.
Everyone know you don’t piss off Stephen Colbert.
*smh*
re: #2 Wile E. Coyote’s mom
Yes, this did make me laugh. I needed it. I think we all do.
Sometimes, laughter truly is the best medicine.
Other times, we put the laughter in slaughter.
OT but nothing is OT anymore
“After a brief pause to check Twitter, the senior Trump aide informed of the unfolding rant, responded, ‘Jesus.’ ” https://t.co/CteOf8Yooe
— Matt Pearce (@mattdpearce) May 13, 2017
This is from the previous thread (Kragar’s find):
Spicer indicates he feels personally victimized in this job.
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) May 12, 2017
What happened to Trump voters saying #FuckYourFeelings https://t.co/eOUN1iNf1x
— Marcus H. Johnson (@marcushjohnson) May 12, 2017
Go look at @marcushjohnson’s twitter banner. I dare you to no laugh out loud.
Trump: Comey “should have never exonerated” Hillary Clinton https://t.co/fZ9HW76yyb pic.twitter.com/sIJ6T0ALjk
— The Hill (@thehill) May 13, 2017
This has gone from the obsession to the creepy dangerous stalker stage. https://t.co/VmXrAZ6c5J
— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) May 13, 2017
re: #10 Backwoods_Sleuth
I wonder which one took more precedence in his pea brain, not charging Clinton or not dismissing the Russia allegations.
What it feels like to log on to social media these days. pic.twitter.com/wGZjRXq0FH
— 🌊Fangirl Jeanne🌺 (@fangirlJeanne) May 12, 2017
re: #13 teleskiguy
I believe I suggested as much in another cartoon earlier this week where he was interacting with Lady Justice.
#wednesday
Hitcat defends his household from a bear…. pic.twitter.com/tH4RAx9UHI— The invisible man (@invisibleman_17) May 10, 2017
re: #16 klys (maker of Silmarils)
I’m told there is a video of a pair of mountain bikers encountering a bear that I am supposed to watch. Me, I prefer to keep my distance from bears. Giant furry horses of death, I believe I termed them.
re: #12 thedopefishlives
I wonder which one took more precedence in his pea brain, not charging Clinton or not dismissing the Russia allegations.
depends on who was the last person to talk to him.
I felt really depressed today, so I ate a whole bunch of chocolate. It cheered me up quite a lot. Chocolate seems to be the answer.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) May 12, 2017
Anyone know what shook out with that Rogue POTUS Twitter account?
re: #19 Charles Johnson
Yes. Yes it is. My drug of choice.
re: #17 thedopefishlives
I’m told there is a video of a pair of mountain bikers encountering a bear that I am supposed to watch. Me, I prefer to keep my distance from bears. Giant furry horses of death, I believe I termed them.
The best response tweet to the video:
@invisibleman_17 @BradwellJames Soon Betsy DeVos will announce her “Cat For Every School” initiative.
— GOP Disliker David (@dhick9) May 12, 2017
re: #19 Charles Johnson
Chocolate is the answer for a lot of things. Yum.
You know what’s a really great movie? David Cronenberg’s “A History of Violence.” Seriously powerful and moving. I think it’s Cronenberg’s masterpiece.
re: #23 PhillyPretzel
Chocolate is the answer for a lot of things. Yum.
I was told there would be pie.
re: #25 thedopefishlives
I was told there would be pie.
there will be.
For now, we have fresh hummus.
re: #26 Backwoods_Sleuth
there will be.
For now, we have fresh hummus.
Is that our new thing here at lizard headquarters? I’m not really into hummus. I will supply cheese dip.
re: #28 thedopefishlives
Is that our new thing here at lizard headquarters? I’m not really into hummus. I will supply cheese dip.
cheese dip is always good.
I’m sure I’m not the only one who watches House Hunters.
This is a fantastic article about the narrator. The voice we know.
TY! > Narrator Of @hgtv’s “House Hunters” Is Ready To Step Out From The Shadows @BuzzFeed https://t.co/q2Sf2fVPCc pic.twitter.com/Eos6c3UeRE
— Pam Dodd (@pamdodd) May 10, 2017
re: #27 Backwoods_Sleuth
We are Friends of Hummus, so to speak…
How did you make that anyway? Did you follow a recipe?
re: #24 Charles Johnson
You know what’s a really great movie? David Cronenberg’s “A History of Violence.” Seriously powerful and moving. I think it’s Cronenberg’s masterpiece.
Also with Viggo Mortensen.
re: #31 MsJ
How did you make that anyway? Did you follow a recipe?
Don’t really need a recipe anymore.
Just chickpeas, lemon juice, tahini, cumin, olive oil, garlic, salt/pepper for the basic recipe.
Then add other things for different hummus varieties.
@StephenKing If you really want to get cheered up, try Trader Joe’s Chocolate Brooklyn Babka. It’s a kosher chocolate overdose.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) May 13, 2017
re: #28 thedopefishlives
Is that our new thing here at lizard headquarters? I’m not really into hummus. I will supply cheese dip.
If you like dill pickles it is AMAZING with dill pickles. Otherwise I am more eh about it.
re: #3 MsJ
In case you missed it downstairs, read this LA Times six-piece series in trump. It’s very good.
Bookmarked, and thanks.
re: #36 klys (maker of Silmarils)
If you like dill pickles it is AMAZING with dill pickles. Otherwise I am more eh about it.
Mrs. Fish likes it. Of course, her all-time favorite snack food is deep-fried pickles, so.
re: #39 thedopefishlives
Mrs. Fish likes it. Of course, her all-time favorite snack food is deep-fried pickles, so.
If there are fried pickles on the menu I will order them. Nom nom nom.
re: #39 thedopefishlives
The BEST Deep Fried Pickles I ever ate were the ones served at BB King’s when they had a club at Universal City!
re: #40 klys (maker of Silmarils)
If there are fried pickles on the menu I will order them. Nom nom nom.
Me, I gravitate toward fried cheese. Mozzarella sticks, fried cheese curds… yes. I have done both in my home fryer, on a regular basis.
re: #44 Joe Bacon
I still remember the incredible Pu Pu platters that were served at Jimmy Wong’s in Chicago!
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God in Heaven, that looks good. WANT.
re: #45 thedopefishlives
God in Heaven, that looks good. WANT.
So sad when I went back to Chicago in the 90s and found out Jimmy Wong’s was gone!
re: #34 Backwoods_Sleuth
Don’t really need a recipe anymore.
Just chickpeas, lemon juice, tahini, cumin, olive oil, garlic, salt/pepper for the basic recipe.
Then add other things for different hummus varieties.
Oh. I thought you made it in the instant pot.
re: #28 thedopefishlives
Is that our new thing here at lizard headquarters? I’m not really into hummus. I will supply cheese dip.
Try adding jalapenos, and I heartily concur with klys about dill pickles. For me, an unrecoverable breadoholic, hummus is about the accompanying bread and crackers as much, if not more. as hummus — my favorite being the freshly baked pita from Damascus Bread & Pastry on Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn, a legendary store I’ve been dreaming about working at for decades.
Dang, I just drooled on my shirt thinking about their pita.
Dinner here at casa klys tonight is meatloaf and portabello mushroom ravioli with homemade mushroom marinara sauce, served with a tossed Greek salad. Or at least it will be served when someone comes home from the office, grumble grumble.
re: #48 De Kolta Chair
I’m not a jalapenos guy either. I like spice, but the texture of peppers generally turns me off. I have weird tastes.
re: #49 klys (maker of Silmarils)
Dinner here at casa klys tonight is meatloaf and portabello mushroom ravioli with homemade mushroom marinara sauce, served with a tossed Greek salad. Or at least it will be served when someone comes home from the office, grumble grumble.
Dinner here was a delightful breakfast bake of biscuits, eggs, ham, and cheese. There is plenty left over, which means I will be a very happy (and slightly fattened) fish by the end of the weekend.
re: #39 thedopefishlives
Mrs. Fish likes it. Of course, her all-time favorite snack food is deep-fried pickles, so.
My wife loves the fried spicy pickles they make at the pub up the road. Gets an order of them pretty much every time we go in.
re: #43 Skip Intro
One day I hope McConnell gets served up as Caouane…..
re: #51 thedopefishlives
I’m not a jalapenos guy either. I like spice, but the texture of peppers generally turns me off. I have weird tastes.
I think you’d run them through the processor with the rest of the ingredients though, so the texture wouldn’t matter as much?
re: #55 klys (maker of Silmarils)
I think you’d run them through the processor with the rest of the ingredients though, so the texture wouldn’t matter as much?
I dunno. That’s not something I’ve ever really tried. Food processor is new territory to me.
re: #44 Joe Bacon
I still remember the incredible Pu Pu platters that were served at Jimmy Wong’s in Chicago!
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I really don’t like Chinese American food
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But if a Chinese restaurant is requested, I’ll go & order the pu pu platter if they have it, or a combination of appetizers.
It’s all good man.
re: #56 thedopefishlives
I dunno. That’s not something I’ve ever really tried. Food processor is new territory to me.
Needed for hummus. (Which, if all you’ve ever had is storebought hummus, you do need to give the fresh stuff a try. It is WAY different, even if I am still occasionally kind of meh about it.)
Also for the dip I make, which uses cottage cheese and the Hidden Valley Ranch dip packets to make an uber tasty and much healthier ranch dip.
another view, just because it will never get old:
The things you see in New York City. Melissa McCarthy riding Sean Spicer’s podium through Midtown #SNL pic.twitter.com/BEorGZ15yS
— Donie O’Sullivan (@donie) May 12, 2017
re: #57 Stanley Sea
I really don’t like Chinese American food
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But if a Chinese restaurant is requested, I’ll go & order the pu pu platter if they have it, or a combination of appetizers.
It’s all good man.
mr. klys gets a hankering for bad American Chinese food about once or twice a year.
Thankfully around here we can also do authentic.
Donald Trump is filling up the federal government with far right clowns, ciphers, bag men, and religious fanatics.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) May 13, 2017
re: #58 klys (maker of Silmarils)
Needed for hummus. (Which, if all you’ve ever had is storebought hummus, you do need to give the fresh stuff a try. It is WAY different, even if I am still occasionally kind of meh about it.)
Also for the dip I make, which uses cottage cheese and the Hidden Valley Ranch dip packets to make an uber tasty and much healthier ranch dip.
Sounds like I need to take our new toy out of the kitchen cabinet and play with it some.
re: #62 thedopefishlives
Sounds like I need to take our new toy out of the kitchen cabinet and play with it some.
Honestly the kitchen toy that gets the most use for me is the mini food processor that just lives on the counter. It holds like 3 cups max, which is just large enough to make one thing of dip, and it means I never have to chop the garlic again.
And it goes in the dishwasher.
It is a god amongst kitchen appliances.
re: #60 klys (maker of Silmarils)
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He changed his AVI to the one of him smoking, and all I can think of is how awful the apartment he admits he never leaves must smell. pic.twitter.com/TixrBECZRZ
— Simia Rex (@VitruvianMonkey) May 13, 2017
@VitruvianMonkey @DeadBunnyFrank This guy is astoundingly gross.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) May 13, 2017
re: #57 Stanley Sea
I really don’t like Chinese American food
But if a Chinese restaurant is requested, I’ll go & order the pu pu platter if they have it, or a combination of appetizers.
It’s all good man.
When I was a kid, we would have a Chinese Night at home when Mom would heat up a double can of La Choy or Chun King canned Chow Mein, Mom would open a can or Chow Mein noodles and make a pot of Minute Rice. I thought that was real Chinese food until we went to an actual Chinese restaurant. DAMN! Made me think of Plato talking about the folks in the cave…
re: #63 klys (maker of Silmarils)
Honestly the kitchen toy that gets the most use for me is the mini food processor that just lives on the counter. It holds like 3 cups max, which is just large enough to make one thing of dip, and it means I never have to chop the garlic again.
And it goes in the dishwasher.
It is a god amongst kitchen appliances.
For me, my superhero of kitchen awesomeness is the deep fryer. I know, I know, it’s so unhealthy, but I fry with peanut oil and it is soooooo delicious. And as long as we exercise portion control, it’s not completely destructive to our diet.
re: #64 Stanley Sea
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Isolated and agitated, President Trump rattles the White House from within https://t.co/JjSE3kAhU7 pic.twitter.com/8Z4AehGUls
— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) May 13, 2017
re: #67 thedopefishlives
I got a Philips Air Fryer which uses very little oil to fry with hot air. Once in a while I fry shoestring fries in it and they sure come out real crispy. Then I have to atone by working out at the gym for an hour!
re: #70 Joe Bacon
I got a Philips Air Fryer which uses very little oil to fry with hot air. Once in a while I fry shoestring fries in it and they sure come out real crispy. Then I have to atone by working out at the gym for an hour!
We mostly fry date night snacks with it. Chicken nuggets, fries, chicken wings, fish filets, popcorn shrimp, etc. Because of the nature of the event, it’s a rare-ish occasion and small amounts at once. It makes it so easy to fry and so easy to clean up. The only complication is that I’ve upped the rate of filtering the oil, in order to preserve it for longer.
#BREAKING: Justice Department requests Manafort’s bank records in Trump Russia probe: report https://t.co/HtVvDxmKoq pic.twitter.com/et7S7afv2b
— The Hill (@thehill) May 13, 2017
— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) May 13, 2017
#BREAKING: Justice Department requests Manafort’s bank records in Trump Russia probe: report https://t.co/HtVvDxmKoq pic.twitter.com/et7S7afv2b
— The Hill (@thehill) May 13, 2017
@thehill How did this get past Sessions? https://t.co/PsFdmwcYiT
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) May 13, 2017
re: #24 Charles Johnson
You know what’s a really great movie? David Cronenberg’s “A History of Violence.” Seriously powerful and moving. I think it’s Cronenberg’s masterpiece.
I would say Spider, but A History of Violence is a good one, too.
re: #65 Charles Johnson
Simia Rex @VitruvianMonkey
He changed his AVI to the one of him smoking, and all I can think of is how awful the apartment he admits he never leaves must smell.
All I can think about is how totally edgy he is and how I don’t deserve to live in his world. And I’m cool with that.
Oh I’m sure Jared has lost another 10lbs.
Jared and Ivanka stay out of the spotlight amid Comey fallout https://t.co/SxBuciRr75 pic.twitter.com/e1bTcgMyJp
— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) May 13, 2017
re: #78 teleskiguy
Fuckface Von Clownstick is giving the commencement address at Liberty University tomorrow.
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Eeew. I wonder if he’ll produce a complete sentence as he continues the Airing of Grievances.
re: #66 Joe Bacon
When I was a kid, we would have a Chinese Night at home when Mom would heat up a double can of La Choy or Chun King canned Chow Mein, Mom would open a can or Chow Mein noodles and make a pot of Minute Rice. I thought that was real Chinese food until we went to an actual Chinese restaurant. DAMN! Made me think of Plato talking about the folks in the cave…
Loved to eat those crunchy La Choy chow mein noodles straight out the can.
re: #79 Puss Power
Eeew. I wonder if he’ll produce a complete sentence as he continues the Airing of Grievances.
Liberty U and Fuckface von Clownstick deserve each other.
re: #80 TedStriker
Loved to eat those crunchy La Choy chow mein noodles straight out the can.
You mean the rice noodles Absolutely!
re: #80 TedStriker
Loved to eat those crunchy La Choy chow mein noodles straight out the can.
Yup. My mom would make a kind of sweet and sour chicken and serve it with those noodles. Platefuls of yum.
re: #73 Charles Johnson
He’s got to sleep sometime.
re: #84 Weaselone
He’s got to sleep sometime.
Or he has been presented with so damning evidence he is now trying to save his own skin.
re: #78 teleskiguy
Fuckface Von Clownstick is giving the commencement address at Liberty University tomorrow.
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Every grad will receive, at nominal cost, a copy of tRump’s electoral victory map, suitable for framing.
Behold this piece of awsomeness.… If you count up the signatories, its a whopping 180…..
May 12, 2017
Rod J. Rosenstein, Esq.
Deputy Attorney General of the United States
U.S. Department of Justice
950 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, D.C. 20530-0001
Dear Mr. Deputy Attorney General:
We, the undersigned, are former United States Attorneys and Assistant United States Attorneys for the Southern District of New York. In view of the recent termination of James Comey as Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, we are writing to request that you appoint a special counsel to oversee the FBI’s continuing investigation of Russian interference with the 2016 Presidential election and related matters. This letter is addressed to you rather than the Attorney General since he has recused himself from this matter.
As you know, Jim has had a long and distinguished career with the Department of Justice, beginning with his appointment as an Assistant United States Attorney in the Southern District of New York serving under United States Attorneys Rudolph Giuliani, Benito Romano and Otto Obermaier from 1987 through 1993. He returned to the Southern District of New York in 2002 when he was appointed the United States Attorney and served in that capacity until he was confirmed as Deputy Attorney General in 2003. Most of us came to know Jim when he worked in the Southern District of New York. Many of us know him personally. All of us respect him as a highly professional and ethical person who has devoted more than 20 years of his life to public service.
While we do not all necessarily agree with the manner in which he dealt with the conclusion of the Hillary Clinton email investigation, we sincerely believe that his abrupt and belated termination for this conduct, occurring months later and on the heels of his public testimony about his oversight of the investigation of Russian interference with the 2016 presidential election, has the appearance - if not the reality - of interfering with that investigation. Even if this investigation continues unabated, there is a substantial risk that the American people will not have confidence in its results, no matter who is appointed to succeed him, given that the Director of the FBI serves at the pleasure of the President. We believe it is critical in the present political climate and clearly in the public’s interest that this investigation be directed by a truly independent, non-partisan prosecutor who is independent of the Department of Justice, as is contemplated by 28 C.F.R. §600.1.
We are Republicans, Democrats and independents. Most importantly, we are proud alumni and alumnae of the Department of Justice. We do not suggest that you or any other members of the Department of Justice or a newly appointed Director of the FBI would not conduct yourselves properly, but the gravity of this investigation requires that even the appearance of political involvement in this investigation be avoided. As former prosecutors, we believe the only solution in the present circumstances would be to appoint a Special Counsel pursuant to 28 C.F.R. §600.1, and we urge you to take that course.
Respectfully submitted,
Jonathan S. Abernethy Elkan Abramowitz Richard F. Albert
Marcus A. Asner Martin J. Auerbach Miriam Baer
Thomas H. Baer Kerri Martin Bartlett Maria Barton
Andrew Bauer Bernard W. Bell Richard Ben-Veniste
Neil S. Binder Laura Gossfield Birger Ira H. Block
Suzanne Jaffe Bloom Barry A. Bohrer Daniel H. Bookin
Jane E. Booth Katharine Bostick Laurie E. Brecher
David M. Brodsky Stacey Mortiz Brodsky William Bronner
Jennifer K. Brown Marshall A. Camp Bennett Capers
Michael Q. Carey Neil S. Cartusciello Sarah Chapman
Robert J. Cleary Brian D. Coad Glenn C. Colton
William Craco Nelson W. Cunningham Constance Cushman
Frederick T. Davis John M. Desmarais Rhea Dignam
Gregory L. Diskant Philip L. Douglas Sean Eskovitz
Jesse T. Fardella Meir Feder Ira M. Feinberg
Michael S. Feldberg Steven D. Feldman Edward T. Ferguson
David Finn Eric P. Fisher Sharon E. Frase
Steven I. Froot Maria T. Galeno Catherine Gallo
Robert Garcia Kay K. Gardiner Ronald L. Garnett
Scott Gilbert Barbara S. Gillers Mark Godsey
Joshua A. Goldberg James A. Goldston Mark P. Goodman
George I. Gordon Sheila Gowan Stuart GraBois
Paul R. Grand Helen Gredd Bruce Green
Marc L. Greenwald Jamie Gregg James G. Greilsheimer
Jane Bloom Grise Nicole Gueron Barbara Guss
Steven M. Haber Jonathan Halpern David Hammer
Jeffrey Harris Mark D. Harris Roger J. Hawke
Steven P. Heineman Mark R. Hellerer William Hibsher
Jay Holtmeier John R. Horan Patricia M. Hynes
Linda Imes Douglas Jensen James Kainen
Eugene Kaplan Steven M. Kaplan William C. Komaroff
David Koenigsberg Cynthia Kouril Mary Ellen Kris
Stephen Kurzman Nicole LaBarbera Kerry Lawrence
Sherry Leiwant Jane A. Levine Annmarie Levins
Raymond A. Levites Donna H. Lieberman Jon Liebman
Sarah E. Light Jon Lindsey Robin A. Linsenmayer
Edward J.M. Little Mary Shannon Little Walter Loughlin
Daniel Margolis Walter Mack Kathy S. Marks
Mark E. Matthews Marvin S. Mayell Sharon L. McCarthy
James J. McGuire Joan McPhee Christine Meding
Paul K. Milmed Judith L. Mogul David E. Montgomery
Lynn Neils Peter Neiman Rosemary Nidiry
Tai H. Park Robert M. Pennoyer Elliott R. Peters
Michael Pinnisi Robert Plotz Henry Putzel
T. Gorman Reilly Emily Reisbaum Peter Rient
Roland G. Riopelle Michael A. Rogoff Benito Romano
Amy Rothstein Thomas C. Rubin Daniel S. Ruzumna
Robert W. Sadowski Elliot G. Sagor Peter Salerno
Joseph F. Savage John F. Savarese Edward Scarvalone
Kenneth I. Schacter Frederick Schaffer Gideon A. Schor
Julian Schreibman Wendy Schwartz Linda Severin
David Siegal Marjorie A. Silver Paul H. Silverman
Charles Simon Carolyn L. Simpson David Sipiora
Dietrich L. Snell Peter Sobol Ira Lee Sorkin
David W. Spears Katherine Stanton Franklin H. Stone
Richard M. Strassberg Howard S. Sussman Erika Thomas
Richard Toder Timothy J. Treanor Paula Tuffin
Peter Vigeland David Wales Max Wild
Samuel J. Wilson Elaine Wood Paulette Wunsch
Thomas Zaccaro Ellen Zimiles
cc: Jefferson B. Sessions III, Esq.
Attorney General of the United States
This letter reflects the signers’ personal views, not of the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of New York, the U.S. Department of Justice, or any other government agency.
re: #82 Eric The Fruit Bat
You mean the rice noodles Absolutely!
Not the rice noodles, the wheat chow mein noodles.
Former Trump adviser Paul Manafort’s bank records are sought in probe https://t.co/OWNpGGYWJT
— Capital Journal (@WSJPolitics) May 13, 2017
Just send a certified letter! https://t.co/wjbZCXdFkw
— Kate Brannen (@K8brannen) May 13, 2017
re: #51 thedopefishlives
I’m not a jalapenos guy either. I like spice, but the texture of peppers generally turns me off. I have weird tastes.
I must’ve misspoken. I love jalapenos, but there are many other equally delicious peppers around. Thanks President Clinton and NAFTA! ;-)
re: #90 De Kolta Chair
I love jalapenos, but there are many other equally delicious peppers around. Thanks NAFTA! ;-)
Like serrano?
Have you seen this? … Its really good.
(Dutch Documentary on Trump/Russian Mob connections.)
James Comey Is the Latest Victim of the Clintons https://t.co/v22xX35Kdf via @michaelbarone pic.twitter.com/ErjQrzFxRC
— National Review (@NRO) May 12, 2017
@NRO @MichaelBarone lolwut? https://t.co/fujiUdsAQ6
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) May 13, 2017
re: #93 Charles Johnson
What the actual fuck. Are you fucking kidding me. How. Just HOW can you blame Comey on the Clintons. TRUMP FIRED HIS FUCKING ASS.
Obvs start here
1. With news that Senate and FBI are seeking Fincen data, likely that many Trump Org staff are fearful.
— Adam Davidson (@adamdavidson) May 13, 2017
re: #69 Backwoods_Sleuth
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re: #94 thedopefishlives
What the actual fuck. Are you fucking kidding me. How. Just HOW can you blame Comey on the Clintons. TRUMP FIRED HIS FUCKING ASS.
Psshh, easily… Get me Dick Morris! ;)
Jesus H. Yahoo Serious Christ, I can’t believe A Game of Thrones is sixty-four days and twenty-two hours away! Arrggh, I may throw myself upon a Valyrian steel sword!
Sorry, had to vent.
re: #94 thedopefishlives
What the actual fuck. Are you fucking kidding me. How. Just HOW can you blame Comey on the Clintons. TRUMP FIRED HIS FUCKING ASS.
If the Trump presidency ends up in some spectacular disaster, the NRO goon squad will blame that on Clinton as well. So this is just a preview of coming attractions.
re: #98 De Kolta Chair
Jesus H. Yahoo Serious Christ, I can’t believe A Game of Thrones is sixty-four days and twenty-two hours away! Arrggh, I may throw myself upon a Valyrian steel sword!
The Trump Administration is shaping up to be a real-life Game of Thrones. Complete with incest and, potentially, the child-king defenestrating himself…
Sean knows! Trump let him go through the FBI files.
.@seanhannity: “There is zero evidence of Russia-Trump collusion. None.” #Hannity pic.twitter.com/DbxOZesaeR
— Fox News (@FoxNews) May 13, 2017
There really is a Trump tweet for every situation:
It’s almost like the United States has no President - we are a rudderless ship heading for a major disaster. Good luck everyone!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 20, 2014
re: #101 bratwurst
I see Sean Hannity is still performing his Office as Trump’s Testicle Cozy. Did they have a Senate confirmation for that post?
There. Fixed the ornament one of the kitties managed to break when it was on the “tree” this past year. Now I can start beading something else. :)
re: #102 klys (maker of Silmarils)
There really is a Trump tweet for every situation:
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If you read my last number of tweets, only one opinion can be formed - that our President, and therefore “leader,” is grossly incompetent!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 2, 2014
If you read my last number of tweets, only one opinion can be formed - that our President, and therefore “leader,” is grossly incompetent!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 2, 2014
Amen! https://t.co/4wF2C5nuoL
— Travon Free (@Travon) May 13, 2017
re: #98 De Kolta Chair
Jesus H. Yahoo Serious Christ, I can’t believe A Game of Thrones is sixty-four days and twenty-two hours away! Arrggh, I may throw myself upon a Valyrian steel sword!
Sorry, had to vent.
So many facets of my life where I’m losing hope —- sigh — I don’t believe GRRM will ever complete TWOW.
And I guess I should invoke the Iron Fist rule on myself. Good night, gentle Lizardim.
Current mood: fighting against the part of my mind that’s telling me Trump may actually turn the US into an autocracy led by villains.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) May 13, 2017
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re: #107 Hecuba’s daughter
I did have the privilege of seeing this particular performance of it in person, which was absolutely as funny as you think.
This week of the Trump Horror has been amazingly depressing. He’s getting away with all of this shit.
re: #112 Charles Johnson
This week of the Trump Horror has been amazingly depressing. He’s getting away with all of this shit.
For now. I’m encouraged by the way Trump keeps shooting himself in the foot by shooting off his mouth.
@FoxNews @seanhannity Hey Sean! What dirt is Putin blackmailing you with?
— josephebacon (@josephebacon) May 13, 2017
Pence tells room full of Christians in D.C. their faith is the most persecuted https://t.co/EfNUhPfXI8 pic.twitter.com/XDAc0BRB6e
— HuffPost Politics (@HuffPostPol) May 11, 2017
Xtians are 70% of US and vast majority of all branches of government but Starbucks changed its Christmas cups so I guess Pence has a point. https://t.co/Eibw4eaQ75
— Reza Aslan (@rezaaslan) May 13, 2017
re: #99 EPR-radar
If the Trump presidency ends up in some spectacular disaster, the NRO goon squad will blame that on Clinton as well. So this is just a preview of coming attractions.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy wasn’t she elected? Our income flow would’ve been magnificent!
Same with all the RWNJ media. They’re hurting now, because it’s difficult to defend the crazy yam & hound up followers with the same shit they’ve been saying for years = Dems bad.
re: #116 Stanley Sea
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy wasn’t she elected? Our income flow would’ve been magnificent!
Same with all the RWNJ media. They’re hurting now, because it’s difficult to defend the crazy yam & hound up followers with the same shit they’ve been saying for years = Dems bad.
Doesn’t seem to be that difficult.
re: #112 Charles Johnson
This week of the Trump Horror has been amazingly depressing. He’s getting away with all of this shit.
That’s because Republicans are evil shitbirds with lots of power. If we get very lucky, Trump might get thrown out, but it’s hard to see how the Republicans can be reduced to the level of political power their positions merit (i.e., less than 5% support nationwide).
re: #112 Charles Johnson
Hard to come to grips with the fact that this week of unprecedented lying and obstruction will likely yield no consequences.
— Jamelle Bouie (@jbouie) May 12, 2017
*sigh*
re: #119 teleskiguy
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@jbouie Nixon wasn’t forced to resign in a day.
— (((IntheNumbers))) (@ItsNumbersMan) May 13, 2017
re: #113 calochortus
For now. I’m encouraged by the way Trump keeps shooting himself in the foot by shooting off his mouth.
But so far, the Republicans are ignoring this. It seems that they are fine with this monster, Kim Don Yuuge, because he is giving them what they want: huge tax cuts for the wealthy, stripping health care from millions, a Scalia-clone for the stolen Supreme Court seat, deregulating banks and business — what’s not to like from their perspective. They don’t care about Russian influence — especially now that Russians are no longer communist but rather the biggest kleptocracy in the world.
re: #112 Charles Johnson
This week of the Trump Horror has been amazingly depressing. He’s getting away with all of this shit.
Nope.
The media smells blood.
I don’t expect Republicans to do something about Trump because it’s the right thing to do.
I do expect them to do something about him if it becomes clear that their potential future in DC is on the line.
Making that clear is up to us as voters and isn’t going to happen overnight.
The Age of Trump Is Producing More Black Gun Owners https://t.co/qHwXREvIaq
— deray mckesson (@deray) May 13, 2017
re: #121 Hecuba’s daughter
But so far, the Republicans are ignoring this. It seems that they are fine with this monster, Kim Don Yuuge, because he is giving them what they want: huge tax cuts for the wealthy, stripping health care from millions, a Scalia-clone for the stolen Supreme Court seat, deregulating banks and business — what’s not to like from their perspective. They don’t care about Russian influence — especially now that Russians are no longer communist but rather the biggest kleptocracy in the world.
I’m seeing/hearing more and more commentators on the Right talking about how bad this is becoming. I believe that at some point it will tip over and opinions in the House and Senate will change fast. No one will want to be the last person holding out for Trump.
re: #91 Eric The Fruit Bat
Like serrano?
Si, and they grow some of the best in Hidalgo, which goes along with my previous comment about the movie of the same name.
re: #120 Belafon
Jamelle Bouie ✔ @jbouie
Hard to come to grips with the fact that this week of unprecedented lying and obstruction will likely yield no consequences.
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(((IntheNumbers))) @ItsNumbersMan
@jbouie Nixon wasn’t forced to resign in a day.
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Except Nixon was not insulting people daily, trying to dismantle the federal government (remember he created the EPA), speaking like a slow ten year old, showing his ignorance about every aspect of government and its history, and stealing from the taxpayers. If Nixon had behaved like Trump — he never would have been elected.
re: #78 teleskiguy
Fuckface Von Clownstick is giving the commencement address at Liberty University tomorrow.
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No other university in the country would ask him. The forever President and his FLOTUS got/get so many requests they have to refuse more than they accept.
re: #122 Stanley Sea
Nope.
The media smells blood.
I disagree. Maybe the dead tree channel has woken up and smells a fire, but the talking head celebtritazation variant is too stupid to know what the fuck is really happening.
Well Lizards, it’s been a lovely Friday evening but I’m going to bow out if the doom party is starting. :)
re: #130 klys (maker of Silmarils)
Well Lizards, it’s been a lovely Friday evening but I’m going to bow out if the doom party is starting. :)
Too bad there’s no troll we can roast….
Also, what people say in public (“Of course I still support the Trump administration!”) is not always what they say off the record and I’m hearing an awful lot of reports (including right now on Washington Week) that a lot of Republicans are worried about the general disarray which is keeping them from getting anything done. Trump is sucking all the air out of the room.
If this thing does go down, it really sucks that we’ll have to live with actions perpetrated by a traitorous regime that was compromised by a hostile foreign power. Like how do we let a SCOTUS appointment stand? How do any of their actions get blended in as legitimate? I know there is no election do-over but if this breaks the way I think it eventually will, everything the regime did should be reversed. It’s a perverse thought that they still would get some legitimacy and some ‘wins’ even from jail.
re: #112 Charles Johnson
This week of the Trump Horror has been amazingly depressing. He’s getting away with all of this shit.
For now. However I think the Comey firing boosted momentum against him. The dam is not ready to go yet but more holes are popping every day.
re: #132 calochortus
a lot of Republicans are worried about the general disarray which is keeping them from getting anything done
That’s always Rule #1 at anything, whether it’s business or politics: “watch what someone says, then watch what they do”.
*Opens Twitter* pic.twitter.com/fBJvjyJRAA
— OPENS TWlTTER (@OpensLMAO) May 12, 2017
re: #135 Eric The Fruit Bat
That’s always Rule #1 at anything, whether it’s business or politics: “watch what someone says, then watch what they do”.
Yup, though I have to say, I’m not going to complain if they can’t get anything done.
re: #124 teleskiguy
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I worry pretty often that more black gun owners will just mean Trump & Co. eventually declaring that the Second Amendment only applies to white people.
re: #138 scottslemmons
I worry pretty often that more black gun owners will just mean Trump & Co. eventually declaring that the Second Amendment only applies to white people.
As much as I want guns to be more regulated, I will donate to any group, even the NRA, if they challenge that. Luckily, I don’t have to worry about the NRA fighting it.
.@JamesFallows offers five reasons why the Comey affair is worse than Watergate: https://t.co/x2bIeLxpHy
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) May 13, 2017
re: #139 Belafon
As much as I want guns to be more regulated, I will donate to any group, even the NRA, if they challenge that. Luckily, I don’t have to worry about the NRA fighting it.
Yeah, the NRA would just take a victory lap, and every Twitter troll would shriek GUN CONTROL LOL for the rest of their lives. :/
re: #138 scottslemmons
I worry pretty often that more black gun owners will just mean Trump & Co. eventually declaring that the Second Amendment only applies to white people.
They’ll do it via banning “terrorists” from owning guns - that way they can get liberals, blacks, Muslims, and anyone else they want. And the right wing gun nutz will cheer, not understanding that they too will suffer in the long run.
Trump is considering a major shake-up of his press team, including replacing Sean Spicer https://t.co/5rdQCBHKMU
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) May 13, 2017
re: #100 thedopefishlives
And not an honorable Tyrion Lannister among them.
re: #143 Charles Johnson
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I shudder to think of the kind of idiot would take that job at this point.
I’m going to say good night.
Hasta mañana, Lizards
re: #146 goddamnedfrank
I shudder to think of the kind of idiot would take that job at this point.
Sarah Huckabee Liar.
re: #142 William Lewis
They’ll do it via banning “terrorists” from owning guns - that way they can get liberals, blacks, Muslims, and anyone else they want. And the right wing gun nutz will cheer, not understanding that they too will suffer in the long run.
The Republicans had a chance recently to ban those on the terrorism watch list from buying guns and chose to bow to the NRA instead.
Scooplet by @NYTmike: Comey wants to testify, but insists it be in public. Watch this space: https://t.co/fWuPiGHMJw
— Lara Jakes (@jakesNYT) May 13, 2017
re: #148 MsJ
Sarah Huckabee Liar.
She definitely has the requisite levels of aggressive stupidity, but she’s also proven herself just as much of a failure behind the podium.
re: #146 goddamnedfrank
I shudder to think of the kind of idiot would take that job at this point.
To quote Highlander, there can only be one
Please let Trump have tapes.
That’ll be a hoot.
My latest, based on current events:
PANIC BUTTON
The desks are lit on fire at the bureau.
And the meaning of it all is pretty thorough.
/1— Steve The Poet (@Steve_The_Poet) May 13, 2017
Vampire president, having sucked life essence out of current loyalists, tosses their dry husks, craving fresh blood https://t.co/F8hzVtY1xu
— Philip Gourevitch (@PGourevitch) May 13, 2017
re: #155 Charles Johnson
Few of Mr. Trump’s eruptions have had such a destructive effect on his administration or left such deep resentments among his scarred staff, according to Trump aides and surrogates. And the blowback from the Comey decision and the way it was handled have accelerated the discussions about possible changes in the White House.
The problem is, it is not clear what type of changes Mr. Trump is prepared to make or who he can draw as a replacement. In the short term, Mr. Trump and his team have focused their energies on a familiar fixation — rooting out leaks in the leaky West Wing.
It remains a stunning blank spot in the Trump team’s political instincts that they can’t put two and two together and understand why the leaks are happening.
This is a whopper from the NYTimes article on Trump’s threatened retaliation against Comey and canceling future press conferences:
The difference, according to Luke A. Nichter, a historian at Texas A&M University who has specialized in the tapes, is that “Nixon’s rantings were done in private,” and he did not cancel news briefings. “The reason I have a hard time with the label Nixonian is that we’ve surpassed it,” Mr. Nichter said. “To be Trumpian is something of a greater magnitude than simply being Nixonian.”
re: #158 Eric The Fruit Bat
Yeah, by my count we lapped Tricky D a while ago.
Attention: During the 50th anniversary of the Summer of Love, Boomer takes on millennial self-indulgence & overoptimism will be banned.
— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) May 13, 2017
CAN I GET AN AMEN, FELLOW MILLENNIALS?!?
@realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/gOL3IEai39
— Paul and Storm (@paulandstorm) May 12, 2017
Apparently Lauren Southern, alt-right scumstain/Canada’s Tomi Lahren-wannabe got herself detained by the Italian Coast Guard for harassing migrant boats.
She was alongside some group that calls itself Generation Identity. With a name like that, you know they’ve gotta be well-adjusted, sane individuals.
Gen ID vs Migrant Boats https://t.co/NhtdaAJfJ1
Dear @RCMP @safety_canada @CanBorder, please see Canadian Lauren_Southern involved w terrorist activities abroad: https://t.co/wOLBhhSIgn
— (((James Dissent))) (@thedissent) May 13, 2017
re: #157 jaunte
It remains a stunning blank spot in the Trump team’s political instincts that they can’t put two and two together and understand why the leaks are happening.
Oh, I think they understand all right: which is no more-reassuring a prospect than if they were truly ignorant.
The Trump White House, as far I can tell, has taken about three month to get to the point of Terminal (late-summer-‘74) Nixonism - no, scratch that: the Trump regime started its Administration at the point of terminal Nixonism. And, astonishingly, has managed to find a way to go downhill from Day 1.
WATCH LIVE: President Donald Trump delivers commencement address at Liberty University https://t.co/iDpDAuR9Gg pic.twitter.com/0KXzomnxOO
— Raw Story (@RawStory) May 13, 2017
BREAKING: Fake @POTUS speaks at fake university. https://t.co/9eiJLtOQMl
— Sean McCabe (@darthstar99) May 13, 2017
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