Samantha Bee Wants to Tell You All About Trump’s Spreading Taint
The President’s deep, dark taint is absorbing principled conservatives at an alarming rate
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A must-read from Eugene Robinson: The worst is yet to come https://t.co/fVkkxiKOvH pic.twitter.com/EzqWNlXVH1
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 28, 2017
She’ll get $100k “worth of benefits” a new $40k BMW, and payment of half of her condo. Nice work if u can get it. It’s how Republicans roll.
— MsJoanne (@MsJoanne) July 28, 2017
tr*mp’s spreading taint is easy to understand. He validates the willful stupidities and the bigoted hatreds of the GOP base. That’s why they think tr*mp walks on water. He really is their god.
The Senate Intelligence Committee is hacking Chuck C. Johnson’s iPhone. Is nothing sacred? pic.twitter.com/IHivVHvJTp
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 28, 2017
re: #5 Charles Johnson
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Iunno, Rage Furby. Maybe, just maybe, you’re a dumbass. But I’m just guessing.
New order of Presidential succession:
Mooch
Kushner
Ivanka
Don Jr.
Pence
Trump’s doctor
Jay Sekulow
Ghost of Roy Cohn
Trump’s other kids— Mike Rundle (@flyosity) July 27, 2017
Automatic blocking function: activated. pic.twitter.com/oE5SUyAl7W
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 28, 2017
re: #3 MsJ
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I’m sure she’s signed some kind of contract with Fox even before I write this.
Create your own meme with the LGF Meme Machine! https://t.co/yGqhznAIAs via @Green_Footballs pic.twitter.com/rVFagQmXob
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 28, 2017
re: #5 Charles Johnson
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What a fucking dunce! From the money he’s scammed for his inane “research projects”, he couldn’t siphon off enough for.a decent cellphone? Or at least a backup battery?
re: #12 Jay C
What a fucking dunce! From the money he’s scammed for his inane “research projects”, he couldn’t siphon off enough for.a decent cellphone? Or at least a backup battery?
You’re assuming he isn’t lying his ass off.
Pres. Trump’s drawing of the New York City skyline is being auctioned. https://t.co/C47V6fgSGN pic.twitter.com/40ff38uR9F
— NBC Nightly News (@NBCNightlyNews) July 25, 2017
If you didn’t know his age, what would you guess it was based on this drawing.
re: #14 jaunte
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If you didn’t know his age, what would you guess it was based on this drawing.
Looks like a series of middle fingers.
re: #13 MsJ
You’re assuming he isn’t lying his ass off.
Me, I assume that Chuck is lying unless proven otherwise.
re: #14 jaunte
If you didn’t know his age, what would you guess it was based on this drawing.
I see a bunch of middle fingers being raised.
re: #15 Barefoot Grin
Trumpworld: a phalanx of empty real estate, flipping off Trump.
re: #13 MsJ
You’re assuming he isn’t lying his ass off.
Maybe: but with Chuckles, the simplest explanation is likely to be the right one: he carelessly forgot to charge his phone, but had to be a Twitter drama-queen about it.
As I said: dunce.
re: #14 jaunte
.@NBCNightlyNews Ask yourselves if by coincidence it features a Trump logo and two flanking shapes of the famed middle finger. I dare you.
— Daniel Ballard (@RW_Conspirator) July 28, 2017
GOP Senators demand assurances that “skinny repeal” won’t become law before they agree to vote to make it law. We are through the looking glass.
Pres. Trump’s drawing of the New York City skyline is being auctioned. https://t.co/C47V6fgSGN pic.twitter.com/40ff38uR9F
— NBC Nightly News (@NBCNightlyNews) July 25, 2017
Hitler was a much better artist. https://t.co/DYA8lqkMSx
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 28, 2017
I made a mistake in trusting in a reporter. It won’t happen again.
— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) July 28, 2017
Translation: I’ll called up a stranger & decided to discuss Steve Bannon orally pleasuring himself but I’M the real victim here. https://t.co/DiGVajKIr9
— Frankly My Dear 🐁 (@goddamnedfrank) July 28, 2017
re: #26 Charles Johnson
Done by a four year old, or someone with cognitive difficulties.
re: #28 goddamnedfrank
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Its like Tony Soprano is President and his crew are running the country, except I suspect the Sopranos would be more competent and less offensive than this bunch.
re: #25 Big Beautiful Door
I’ve seen dog droppings with more soul and feeling.
re: #14 jaunte
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If you didn’t know his age, what would you guess it was based on this drawing.
Maximum 10 years old.
re: #31 MsJ
Don’t know. Said Trump “drew” it for charity in 2005. Since the only charitys he supports are his, he probably did. Maybe Jared bought it.
re: #14 jaunte
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If you didn’t know his age, what would you guess it was based on this drawing.
It looks like a bunch of rectangular dicks lined up, or a row of middle fingers.
I hope whoever buys it burns it and posts the video on YouTube. That would be priceless.
edit: looks like I’m very late with my reaction. That’s what I get for checking my email.
re: #39 Patricia Kayden
Hell of a Communications expert.
Like everyone else in Trump’s administration he has no experience in his new job.
Here’s your skinny bill pic.twitter.com/Q0MTomvvfq
— Burgess Everett (@burgessev) July 28, 2017
This is what will become law. You can pretty much bet on it. The GOP will break every procedural rule to do it. They are legislative vandals https://t.co/YvS1MRZTnm
— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) July 28, 2017
re: #38 No Depression
If only Trump had gotten accepted into Art School…
Maybe McConnell can help trump draw the turtle so trump can get in.
1332 language appears to preserve the guardrails but still make it impossible for CMS to rescind a waiver once granted
— Adrianna McIntyre (@onceuponA) July 28, 2017
This means states can’t eliminate EHBs, max OOP limits, guaranteed issue, community rating.
But HHS secretary has less oversight. https://t.co/Iy1r9PyQmC— Adrianna McIntyre (@onceuponA) July 28, 2017
Important point—>Skinny repeal waivers *wouldn’t* allow states to undermine Obamacare’s protections for people with preexisting conditions https://t.co/9k4sF5GgAR
— Matt O’Brien (@ObsoleteDogma) July 28, 2017
We’re witnessing what happens when the Republican Party has a figurehead president they can use to co-sign their darkest dreams.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 28, 2017
Help, I don’t understand what’s going on here.
Doesn’t this mean the bill requires 60 votes or is McConnelll going to overrule the Senate Parliamentarian?
— Frankly My Dear 🐁 (@goddamnedfrank) July 28, 2017
re: #42 FormerDirtDart
The anorexia bill. The starvation bill.
re: #46 goddamnedfrank
Help, I don’t understand what’s going on here.
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How fast can the senate parliamentarian issue a ruling? McConnell can call a vote faster!
All 8 pages of the skinny bill have been postedhttps://t.co/oGGsnLmUI9
— Sam Stein (@samstein) July 28, 2017
It cuts at least $9.1B from the @CDCgov budget up to 2025. pic.twitter.com/HIAN3oxoFM
— Nisarg Patel (@nxpatel) July 28, 2017
Parliamentarian ruled that 1332 waivers broke the Byrd rule and required 60 votes. So how can they be in the final skinny repeal bill unless the plan is to overrule the Parliamentarian?
OT. We’re heading home from Mt. Rainier where there were many, many wildflowers (to go with the many, many people.) Very beautiful, and of course you can’t even start to scratch the surface in a couple days, but we had a great time there (as well as the Olympic Peninsula and the rest of our stops.)
I am about ready to sleep in my own bed again.
A few pictures from the Paradise area at Mt. Rainier.
Interestingly, the Indian Paintbrush at Paradise is bright pink species, while the Paintbrush at lower altitudes was the usual red color.
re: #46 goddamnedfrank
Help, I don’t understand what’s going on here.
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If that bastard overrides the parliamentarian, there better be tens of thousands surrounding the Capitol Building.
Of course someone did
A Mississippi man has filed a trademark for a version of a racial slur — the N-word. https://t.co/pDosAFCh5j
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) July 28, 2017
re: #38 No Depression
If only Trump had gotten accepted into Art School…
No thanks. We already have Ben Garrison to deal with.
Good one. A comment over at Balloon Juice:
oldgold says:
July 27, 2017 at 7:40 am
The Turtle’s latest cruel ploy at stripping millions of heathcare is being euphemistically referred to as the “Skinny Repeal.” It should be described as a “Trojan Hearse.”
And Phil despises the ACA
Wow, just read the part where the employer mandate comes back in 2025. This is such a joke bill.
— Philip Klein (@philipaklein) July 28, 2017
I made a mistake in trusting in a reporter. It won’t happen again.
— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) July 28, 2017
So you assumed it was off-the-record? With the New Yorker -had it been before without u saying it? Come on the show tonight- I’m live at 11p https://t.co/XauFUnkFIg
— Bret Baier (@BretBaier) July 28, 2017
If he thought it was OTR, does that make him the leaker? https://t.co/wLyyNpVKRa
— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) July 28, 2017
This is actually a good point https://t.co/iHCe9WSsKh
— Peter Beinart (@PeterBeinart) July 28, 2017
2 of 3 major branches of our national government are fundamentally broken right now. In this very moment.
— Atul Gawande (@Atul_Gawande) July 28, 2017
Let the good times roll.
re: #58 teleskiguy
Yup. Not if this happens or if that happens. Or when this or that happens. And folks say it every week about multiple offenses.
Shit’s broke now. Now.
re: #38 No Depression
If only Trump had gotten accepted into Art School…
I went to art school. Trump would not have gotten past the end of the first semester like a good 30% of the attendees that started the year in our freshman class. By the end of the first year, I’d say half that years class washed out. It was not easy if you didn’t want to really be an artist. Bullshitters and posers didn’t last long.
re: #58 teleskiguy
Congress and the Executive branch are fundamentally broken because Republicans are running both.
tr*mp’s assorted maladies, perversions and excesses just add extra volumes of incompetence, greed, corruption and malice to an already abysmal Republican starting point.
re: #58 teleskiguy
And one political party — from the top down, including their voters — is fundamentally unfit to hold office of any sort and now act with maliciousness.
Explain to me how this ends without any significant disaster.
BREAKING: Texas puts prisoner to death for killing woman in 2004 after breaking into her apartment.
— The Associated Press (@AP) July 28, 2017
That’s 543 people the State of Texas has executed since 1976.
Health care is absolutely on fire right now. This was Tucker Carlson’s show tonight. What else is there to say? pic.twitter.com/StkM1nrvVP
— Carlos Maza (@gaywonk) July 28, 2017
re: #64 FormerDirtDart
Health care is absolutely on fire right now. This was Tucker Carlson’s show tonight. What else is there to say?
His ratings are increasingly soft and Chris Hayes is starting to breathe down his neck.
re: #42 FormerDirtDart
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Yeah, because if you can’t fucking afford insurance, you can’t fucking put more money in an HSA that is now supposed to cover all the crap the previous insurance you can’t afford paid for.
This is a crap sandwich, wrapped in a shit taco, seasoned with arsenic.
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