In Which Donald Trump Victim-Blames Puerto Rico

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Donald Trump finally noticed the monumental disaster in Puerto Rico tonight, and tweeted about it.

And he blamed Puerto Rico.

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203 comments

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:13:42pm

And here I recall that DT just loves debt.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:14:08pm

He’s such a toxic prick.

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teleskiguy  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:14:36pm
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Charles Johnson  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:16:23pm
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gocart mozart  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:17:34pm
Dear America,

At this point, it’s just getting frustrating. Time and time again, our party’s leaders have drafted and presented health care bills to repeal and replace Obamacare. We’ve tried this thing from all possible angles, but the backlash to each potential bill has been so severe that we haven’t been able to get anything passed. Where is all this negativity coming from?

We had Paul Ryan take a crack at an alternative health care bill, but he blew it hard. Then, Mitch McConnell stepped up to the plate, and he also blew it hard. Now, this thing is in the hands of Lindsey Graham and Bill Cassidy, but constituent phone calls disparaging the bill are flooding all of our offices. This has forced our party to ask the American people a very important question: do you not want us to kill a few million people or something?

Look, we’re trying our best here. At any given point, we have twelve or so of our best and brightest old white men working on a health care alternative to Obamacare. A bunch of guys named Bradley and Ralph will not rest until working class Americans are screwed over real badly. It’s disheartening because we’re trying so hard, yet the American people still seem intent on rejecting any legislation we present just because a few million people might die. It’s almost like you people don’t want us to murder a huge chunk of the country.

Yes, we were the obstructionist party for eight years and we halted as much legislation as possible. But, now that we have control of Congress, we’re hell-bent on getting stuff done. We want to pass legislation! So, why won’t the American people just let us pass a health care bill that’ll treat pregnancy like a pre-existing condition and raise premiums for sick people? It’s completely ridiculous that you won’t let us kill a lot of poor people. Is that what this is all about? The millions of people who will die because they won’t be able to afford health care if we pass one of these bills? These very negative reactions to our death bills confuse and demoralize us.

Do you not like the name of the bill or something? Just say the word and we can have one of the Bradleys try naming the new health care bill something a bit more flashy. We just want to understand why so much skepticism is getting tossed our way. Is it all the impending death and suffering that any of these bills will entail? That can’t possibly be it. Why would so many average American citizens be against a systematic culling of the country’s working class, elderly, and disabled populations? It doesn’t make sense to us at all.

Lately, we feel like we just can’t win with you. Please let us pass a health care bill and kill a few million people. What is so wrong with that? Just let us do it. At the very least, you’ll need to explain to us why you disagree so intently with us unleashing a legislative plague across America.

Sincerely,
The GOP

mcsweeneys.net

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Belafon  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:18:22pm

I do think all Trump tweets should come from here, since they make more sense this way:

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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:20:27pm
“Texas & Florida are doing great”

For one thing, because you can drive in and out on an interstate highway system.

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Targetpractice  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:20:45pm

I might think this was beneath Trump, if I didn’t already know that Trump cut healthcare for his grandnephew because his late brother’s family had the audacity…to contest a will that gave everything to Donny and his spawn.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:20:48pm

I don’t know if I broke through, but I ended up having a decent discussion on FB. Will wonders never cease?

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b.d. (bill d.)  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:21:21pm

It is a shame when Trump’s silence on an important issue ALWAYS turns out better than when he talks about it.

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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:23:44pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:23:46pm
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goddamnedfrank  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:24:02pm
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wheat-dogg  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:24:05pm

You can donate here:
unidosporpuertorico.com

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teleskiguy  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:24:50pm

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:25:13pm

re: #11 jaunte

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How a president actually talks.

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:26:41pm

JFC on a barbed wire tightrope.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:27:06pm
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goddamnedfrank  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:27:24pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:28:03pm
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wheat-dogg  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:28:23pm

I am blessed. Betty White has liked and replied to my tweet.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:28:30pm
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EPR-radar  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:28:45pm

This is what it means to have a smegma elemental as president of the US. tr*mp befouls everything he touches.

Always and everywhere, inaction by the tr*mp crew of racist fuckwits is better than any action they take.

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Targetpractice  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:30:23pm

re: #20 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Amazing how Donny goes off on Twitter about PR…less than an hour after Hillary calls him on it.

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b.d. (bill d.)  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:31:07pm

That Kelly hire sure has turned things around and made Trump presidential.

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Stanley Sea  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:31:13pm

Now he’s tweeting about John McCain.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:31:50pm

re: #26 Stanley Sea

Now he’s tweeting about John McCain.

JFC.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:32:09pm
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EPR-radar  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:32:59pm

re: #18 Charles Johnson

tr*mp is not just a malignant narcissist in the White House.

He is a malignant narcissist in the White House who is supported in his evil ways by the GOP and millions of GOP-programmed deplorables.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:35:45pm

meanwhile in Alabama:

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FormerDirtDart  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:35:51pm
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Decatur Deb  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:36:03pm

re: #18 Charles Johnson

There’s a mentally sick human being in the White House, and the US is in very real danger.

With timely preparations, hundreds of thousands of us could survive in our deeper mine shafts.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:36:39pm

re: #31 FormerDirtDart

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:36:55pm

re: #28 Backwoods_Sleuth

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…just after Melania nudges him to remind him.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:36:57pm
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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:37:04pm

re: #30 Backwoods_Sleuth

meanwhile in Alabama:

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Of course. Can’t have a Republican rally without gun fucking.

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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:37:13pm
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retired cynic  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:37:25pm

Charlie Pierce has a good piece on the protests, and the price paid by Colin Kaepernick.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:37:25pm

re: #35 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Lol sure…..

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:37:43pm

re: #37 jaunte

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Typical lie.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:37:57pm

re: #28 Backwoods_Sleuth

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And remember folks, he’s standing there with bone spurs.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:38:15pm

re: #32 Decatur Deb

With timely preparations, hundreds of thousands of us could survive in our deeper mine shafts.

Animals could be bred and slaughtered.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:38:20pm
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retired cynic  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:38:56pm

re: #43 Backwoods_Sleuth

hahahahahaha gasp hahahahahaha

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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:39:17pm
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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:39:24pm

re: #43 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Rich coming from a judge who thinks he’s above the law.

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:39:55pm

re: #28 Backwoods_Sleuth

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b.d. (bill d.)  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:40:06pm
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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:41:14pm

re: #48 b.d. (bill d.)

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We need to give them statehood.

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:41:34pm

re: #43 Backwoods_Sleuth

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:41:36pm
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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:42:28pm

re: #51 The Vicious Babushka

“Patriotism Under Fire”

Give me a red white and blue break.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:42:52pm

re: #51 The Vicious Babushka

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Hannity never having been smote by lightning is all the proof I need that there is no god.

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b.d. (bill d.)  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:42:54pm
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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:43:05pm

re: #51 The Vicious Babushka

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Coming from a huge hypocrite who endorses waterboarding and does nothing but grovel at Trump.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:43:20pm

re: #7 jaunte

For one thing, because you can drive in and out on an interstate highway system.

Not if everyone drives a Tesla with a 30-40 minute refueling time.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:43:26pm

re: #53 Blind Frog Belly White

Hannity never having been smote by lightning is all the proof I need that there is no god.

He’s such a pathetic dickhead.

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:43:58pm

re: #51 The Vicious Babushka

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b.d. (bill d.)  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:44:05pm

re: #53 Blind Frog Belly White

Hannity never having been smote by lightning is all the proof I need that there is no god.

Maybe he’s holding back for a really beautiful smite that they’ll write a new book over?

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SteveMcGriftFlynnComey... ...corruptemoligate RN  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:44:15pm

I saw what the Cowboys did but I still want the Earth to open up and swallow them.

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EPR-radar  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:44:16pm

re: #51 The Vicious Babushka

RWNJs are such massive hypocrites on free speech that it affects the tides. On Jupiter.

Hannity should take his fake concerns and cram them up his ass with a nail bat.

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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:44:50pm
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alloutofcrazyhere  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:45:12pm

re: #51 The Vicious Babushka

Kap ought to throw that stupid football that Hannity tosses at the end of every show straight at his head.

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:45:16pm

re: #52 jaunte

“Patriotism Under Fire”

Give me a red white and blue break.

It’s too early for “War on Christmas”

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:45:25pm

re: #53 Blind Frog Belly White

Hannity never having been smote by lightning is all the proof I need that there is no god.

That just proves that there is no interventionist god that is good. A non-interventionist god, or an evil god, would leave Hannity as is, or encourage him.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:46:08pm

re: #62 jaunte

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Well that’s his right.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:46:25pm

re: #57 HappyWarrior

He’s such a pathetic dickhead.

“I am an exceptional thief dickhead, Mrs. McClain.”

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EPR-radar  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:46:38pm

re: #59 b.d. (bill d.)

Maybe he’s holding back for a really beautiful smite that they’ll write a new book over?

I’ll happily write the first few books for the new bible of any God who shows talent at smiting the evil in entertainingly gruesome ways.

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b.d. (bill d.)  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:46:41pm

ffs, what a pathetic suck up

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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:46:55pm

War on Patriot Christmas!!!
Have you chopped down and decorated your Cherry Tree yet?

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:47:24pm

re: #62 jaunte

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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:47:51pm

re: #66 HappyWarrior

Well that’s his right.

I’m thinking it was not a huge sacrifice to make a show of quitting after 30 years.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:47:55pm

re: #65 Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis

That just proves that there is no interventionist god that is good. A non-interventionist god, or an evil god, would leave Hannity as is, or encourage him.

“Logic! Logic! I’m sick to death of logic!” - Spock’s Mom.

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SteveMcGriftFlynnComey... ...corruptemoligate RN  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:48:20pm

re: #62 jaunte

Ba-Bye

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Decatur Deb  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:48:31pm

re: #70 jaunte

War on Patriot Christmas!!!
Have you chopped down and decorated your Cherry Tree yet?

It’s our family tradition to invade New Jersey.

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SteveMcGriftFlynnComey... ...corruptemoligate RN  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:49:14pm

re: #72 jaunte

What are the odds he was gonna retire anyway?

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:49:36pm

re: #60 SteveMcGriftFlynnComey… …corruptemoligate RN

I saw what the Cowboys did but I still want the Earth to open up and swallow them.

I don’t know. I think it moved them up from the ninth circle of Hell. They’re currently the sole occupant of Circle 8-3/4.

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bratwurst  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:49:47pm
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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:50:23pm

re: #69 b.d. (bill d.)

ffs, what a pathetic suck up

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There’s a lot of pushback against Trump’s Tweets these days.
There will be 50 replies in a row from the same wingnut spammer feeding Trump’s narcissism, but when actual people start posting, it’s slam after slam.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:50:53pm

re: #77 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I don’t know. I think it moved them up from the ninth circle of Hell. They’re currently the sole occupant of Circle 8-3/4.

Sister Mary Claver said that puts them in with the gum-chewers.

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Kragar  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:51:27pm
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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:52:01pm

re: #72 jaunte

I’m thinking it was not a huge sacrifice to make a show of quitting after 30 years.

Yeah he’s probably got a nice pension.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:52:50pm

War on patriotism from the people who took Putin’s side over Obama’s side on everything and openly wished we had Putin rather than Obama……….

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:53:41pm

re: #69 b.d. (bill d.)

ffs, what a pathetic suck up

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Seriously grow some balls Geraldo.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:54:04pm

re: #83 HappyWarrior

War on patriotism from the people who took Putin’s side over Obama’s side on everything and openly wished we had Putin rather than Obama……….

Obama’s black, that’s the definition of unpatriotic.

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bratwurst  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:54:43pm

These fucking people.

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:55:31pm

re: #81 Kragar

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:55:32pm

re: #86 bratwurst

These fucking people.

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Newt. The fuck. Have you HEARD yourself talk lately? You complete and total douchecanoe.

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teleskiguy  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:55:58pm
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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:56:10pm

re: #86 bratwurst

These fucking people.

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Yes, Newt, she’s a racist but not the guy whose show you’re appearing on who was an actual buddy of a white supremacist and did everything to delegitimize our nation’s first black president. Just fuck off already you pathetic old douchebag.

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:56:38pm

re: #86 bratwurst

These fucking people.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:56:51pm

re: #88 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Newt. The fuck. Have you HEARD yourself talk lately? You complete and total douchecanoe.

I mean Newt’s always been a pathetic douche but he’s growing more and more pathetic. By the way, don’t these people cry whenever they’re the ones called racist?

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:57:13pm

Fuck the Republican Party and double fuck the conservative ideology in this country.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:57:40pm

re: #92 HappyWarrior

I mean Newt’s always been a pathetic douche but he’s growing more and more pathetic. By the way, don’t these people cry whenever they’re the ones called racist?

Like little snowflakes that need a safe space.

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b.d. (bill d.)  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:57:46pm

re: #84 HappyWarrior

Seriously grow some balls Geraldo.

Apparently he is in PR doing some reporting. I assumed that he was blowing hot air from NYC, I apologize.

One of the very few so good for him:

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Decatur Deb  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:58:00pm

re: #93 HappyWarrior

Fuck the Republican Party and double fuck the conservative ideology in this country.

Bedtime prayers already?

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:58:43pm

re: #95 b.d. (bill d.)

Apparently he is in PR doing some reporting. I assumed that he was blowing hot air from NYC, I apologize.

One of the very few so good for him:

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Okay props. Still don’t like him but he’s got more balls than Lumpy Hannity who acts like waterboarding is just good old fashioned fun and then doesn’t agree to take part in a bet he made.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:58:57pm

re: #96 Decatur Deb

Bedtime prayers already?

Oh you know it.

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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:59:06pm
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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 6:59:56pm

re: #94 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Like little snowflakes that need a safe space.

It’s such a projection thing with these fuckwads. They’re constantly crying about liberals calling them racists and yet they call us racists and blame our party and ideology for what the party was 150 years ago but they can’t take any responsibility for what their party and ideology is now.

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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:00:14pm

“Hey Boriquenõs, you can get food and water in about two weeks or so. But we might be golfing.”

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b.d. (bill d.)  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:00:43pm

Who has cholera epidemic on their Trump bingo card?

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EPR-radar  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:02:02pm

re: #93 HappyWarrior

Fuck the Republican Party and double fuck the conservative ideology in this country.

With a nail bat.

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wheat-dogg  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:02:07pm

re: #89 teleskiguy

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Someone needs to rickroll Trump. Just send him one RWNJ link after another, so he’ll click on them and be rickrolled.

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:02:43pm
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darthstar  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:04:11pm

That STUPID MOTHERFUCKER!!! (that’s the most gentle description I can think of)

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FormerDirtDart  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:04:16pm
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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:04:42pm

re: #107 FormerDirtDart

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Trump would be that paramedic.

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JordanRules  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:05:00pm

We’re probably going to look back on St. Louis as the start of something that a lot of folks kept refusing to see.

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Woods Witch  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:05:42pm

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darthstar  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:08:28pm

It’s all the respect this piece of shit deserves.

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b.d. (bill d.)  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:08:55pm

Our President

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darthstar  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:09:17pm

Aw, shit…I misspelled Stupid…fucking typing with a puppy.

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Unshaken Defiance  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:09:54pm

re: #1 Backwoods_Sleuth

And here I recall that DT just loves debt.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:09:58pm

I’m just so fed up with this asshole. So fucking fed up.

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Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:10:55pm

re: #62 jaunte

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I would love to be a fly on the wall when this guy interviews for his unemployement benefits or better yet when he starts looking for a new job.

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retired cynic  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:11:10pm

re: #113 darthstar

Aw, shit…I misspelled Stupid…fucking typing with a puppy.

I have to type one handed, reaching over the cat that keeps putting a paw on the space bar, and shooting me to the bottom of the page. You have my sympathy, sir.

And %$^&* DT, for sure.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:12:01pm

They will not stop until we stop them.

GOP already eyeing next chance to revive Obamacare repeal

politico.com

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:12:05pm

What scripting language is this?
It’s not like java, javascript, vbscript, FORTRAN, or c# or any of the other languages I have used over my 30-year career.

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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:12:18pm

re: #116 Don’t Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos

He was probably a week or two from retirement. Now he has a chance to go on Hannity as victim of the week and rake in some extra.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:12:34pm

re: #119 The Vicious Babushka

What scripting language is this?
It’s not like java, javascript, vbscript, FORTRAN, or c# or any of the other languages I have used over my 30-year career.

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Another thing she knows nothing about.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:12:51pm

re: #119 The Vicious Babushka

What scripting language is this?
It’s not like java, javascript, vbscript, FORTRAN, or c# or any of the other languages I have used over my 30-year career.

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It’s supposed to be Javascript. My God, what is wrong with these people.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:13:23pm

re: #120 jaunte

He was probably a week or two from retirement. Now he has a chance to go on Hannity as victim of the week and rake in some extra.

He’ll be the right wing folk hero for the day now that Al Villanueva blew that up. And as a Steelers fan, I’m glad that he did.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:13:42pm

re: #122 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

It’s supposed to be Javascript. My God, what is wrong with these people.

Aside from everything? Everything.

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:14:25pm

re: #122 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

It’s supposed to be Javascript. My God, what is wrong with these people.

That’s not javascript. Even my 7-year-old granddaughter could tell you that would throw an error.

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darthstar  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:14:29pm
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Belafon  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:14:45pm

re: #119 The Vicious Babushka

What scripting language is this?
It’s not like java, javascript, vbscript, FORTRAN, or c# or any of the other languages I have used over my 30-year career.

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Let some new STEM student point out the incorrect syntax.

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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:14:59pm

re: #119 The Vicious Babushka

Did you watch Ivanka’s video? No surprise, but there’s something very odd about that woman.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:15:30pm

re: #128 jaunte

Did you watch Ivanka’s video? No surprise, but there’s something very odd about that woman.

Yes, she’s an ignorant person who thinks she’s brilliant.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:15:48pm

re: #129 HappyWarrior

Yes, she’s an ignorant person who thinks she’s brilliant.

Well, we know where she gets that from.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:17:04pm

re: #130 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Well, we know where she gets that from.

Yep. God she annoys me in some ways even more than he does. I’m surprised he hasn’t given her a cabinet post yet or suggested her for a judgeship.

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ObserverArt  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:17:12pm

re: #31 FormerDirtDart

New York Daily News ✔ @NYDailyNews
Bill O’Reilly will reportedly be making his return to Fox News as a guest on Sean Hannity’s show nydn.us
9:35 PM - Sep 25, 2017

Ewww. That is going to be a tongue slathering on par with two 14 year old teens discovering French kissing.

No thanks.

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Targetpractice  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:18:28pm

re: #132 ObserverArt

Ewww. That is going to be a tongue slathering on par with two 14 year old teens discovering French kissing.

No thanks.

I just threw up in my mouth.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:21:28pm
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Stanley Sea  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:21:55pm

Speaking of the Yam’s

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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:22:30pm

re: #134 klys (maker of Silmarils)

They forgot “eat” and “pray.”

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b.d. (bill d.)  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:22:49pm

Even Little Marco realizes what a clusterf*ck this is

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No Depression  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:22:50pm

re: #134 klys (maker of Silmarils)

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Gah these fuckers are dumb.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:23:32pm

re: #134 klys (maker of Silmarils)

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Notice who else liked it.

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Unshaken Defiance  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:23:53pm

re: #132 ObserverArt

Ewww. That is going to be a tongue slathering on par with two 14 year old teens discovering French kissing.

No thanks.

To be nominated worst gay porn sequence ever recorded.

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Targetpractice  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:24:06pm

re: #135 Stanley Sea

Speaking of the Yam’s

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Just following Daddy’s example.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:24:19pm

re: #134 klys (maker of Silmarils)

You just don’t get it, klys. 100% of this country is land. Therefore, this country should be governed by the people the land votes for. So do your part - take your bucket of dirt to the polling place in November.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:25:21pm

re: #135 Stanley Sea

Speaking of the Yam’s

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What a bunch of petty brats.

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:25:42pm

re: #135 Stanley Sea

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:25:51pm

re: #142 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

You just don’t get it, klys. 100% of this country is land. Therefore, this country should be governed by the people the land votes for. So do your part - take your bucket of dirt to the polling place in November.

So if money is speech and land is money, does my land have more votes than their land? Because I guaran-fucking-tee you very few places are more expensive than CA real estate.

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ObserverArt  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:26:04pm

re: #86 bratwurst

These fucking people.

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Newt has his meat market open late tonight.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:26:22pm

re: #144 Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis

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As long as he panders to bigotry, Republican voters will vote for anyone.

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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:26:26pm
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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:27:02pm

re: #148 jaunte

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These poor people.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:28:08pm

re: #145 klys (maker of Silmarils)

So if money is speech and land is money, does my land have more votes than their land? Because I guaran-fucking-tee you very few places are more expensive than CA real estate.

Obviously not. I mean, look at that map. The red land has the most votes, and it’s all the cheapest land, so it clearly has nothing to do with money.

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Targetpractice  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:28:15pm

The running theme so far is Trump cares about something the moment people criticize him for not giving a damn about it.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:29:28pm

re: #125 The Vicious Babushka

That’s not javascript. Even my 7-year-old granddaughter could tell you that would throw an error.

Actually, it is … it’s ECMAScript 6, that introduced the ‘let’ keyword to assign variable values.

Ivanka is still horrible, but it actually is a very simple code snippet.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:30:12pm

re: #151 Targetpractice

The running theme so far is Trump cares about something the moment people criticize him for not giving a damn about it.

Kind of like when he pretended to care about the inner city during the campaign even though he’s done nothing for the cities since becoming president.

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Woods Witch  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:30:55pm

re: #151 Targetpractice

The running theme so far is Trump cares about something the moment people criticize him for not giving a damn about it.

You make it sound like he’s an opportunistic hypocrite. ///

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:31:00pm

re: #150 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Obviously not. I mean, look at that map. The red land has the most votes, and it’s all the cheapest land, so it clearly has nothing to do with money.

The Bears in Tahoe are totes libs tho.

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FormerDirtDart  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:31:07pm

Shep Smith, he must have some damn iron clad contract
Close to the end:
“They’re not protesting the National Anthem, that’s not what they’re doing, and we’re complicit…”

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:32:17pm

re: #156 FormerDirtDart

Shep Smith, he must have some damn iron clad contract
Close to the end:
“They’re not protesting the National Anthem, that’s not what they’re doing, and we’re complicit…”

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By we? I hope he means FNC.

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Single-handed sailor  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:32:39pm

re: #156 FormerDirtDart

Shep Smith, he must have some damn iron clad contract
Close to the end:
“They’re not protesting the National Anthem, that’s not what they’re doing, and we’re complicit…”

[Embedded content]

He probably knows who’s in the closet around there.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:33:40pm

re: #152 Charles Johnson

Actually, it is … it’s ECMAScript 6, that introduced the ‘let’ keyword to assign variable values.

Ivanka is still horrible, but it actually is a very simple code snippet.

That’s why the syntax seemed so familiar. The ‘let’ keyword was the only thing that was throwing me. I didn’t actually know that; I am so far behind the times in some ways.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:33:48pm

re: #152 Charles Johnson

And I’m sure somebody gave that to her for this tweet and she posted it without a clue, because Ivanka exists on a much higher plane than mere coders.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:33:53pm

re: #158 Single-handed sailor

He probably knows who’s in the closet around there.

Could that be why we never hear about Hannity bothering women?

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ObserverArt  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:35:06pm

re: #133 Targetpractice

I just threw up in my mouth.

That happens every time I see anything associated with Fox. I figure Hannity and O’Really will put on a demonstration that will cause the same effect.

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wheat-dogg  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:38:46pm

re: #128 jaunte

Did you watch Ivanka’s video? No surprise, but there’s something very odd about that woman.

She is an android. That’s some of her source code in the tweet.

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ObserverArt  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:38:58pm

re: #140 Unshaken Defiance

To be nominated worst gay porn sequence ever recorded.

Hey. My comment was non-gender specific. It was an analogy.

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Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:39:57pm

re: #53 Blind Frog Belly White

Hannity never having been smote by lightning is all the proof I need that there is no god.

I still won’t stand too close if I’m ever around him.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:40:43pm

re: #165 Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines

I still won’t stand too close if I’m ever around him.

Ya, don’t want to be collateral damage.

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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:41:47pm

re: #163 wheat-dogg

I mean. I think we all know who’s to blame, but she’s pretty scary in an uncanny valley kind of way.

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Belafon  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:42:08pm

re: #152 Charles Johnson

Actually, it is … it’s ECMAScript 6, that introduced the ‘let’ keyword to assign variable values.

Ivanka is still horrible, but it actually is a very simple code snippet.

is the triple-equal a thing?

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FormerDirtDart  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:43:38pm

I’m really close to giving up on people

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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:43:48pm
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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:44:17pm

Heckuva job, Trumpy.

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Unshaken Defiance  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:44:44pm

re: #164 ObserverArt

Hey. My comment was non-gender specific. It was an analogy.

Okay sorry, true but the cast is Hannity and OReilley for that little mutual admiration gathering.

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FormerDirtDart  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:46:19pm
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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:46:59pm
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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:48:45pm
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FormerDirtDart  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:49:03pm
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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:49:40pm

re: #176 FormerDirtDart

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Drain the swamp.//

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Belafon  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:51:58pm

re: #177 HappyWarrior

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Decatur Deb  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:52:45pm

re: #174 jaunte

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Unless we get smart fast, we’ll be looking at the need for temporary resettlement of children and vulnerable adults from the island. That will go over well.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:52:55pm

re: #176 FormerDirtDart

So is that it? HUD can basically say Fuck Off to any FOIA request just like that?

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Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:53:00pm

re: #169 FormerDirtDart

I’m really close to giving up on people

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Perp is a potential serial killer, needs to found and locked up.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:54:43pm

re: #168 Belafon

is the triple-equal a thing?

Yes, it means an exact comparison, including type. The double equal sign coerces variables to other types to make them match; for example, the string “0” is treated the same as the integer 0, so…

“0” == 0

Returns true.

With a triple-equal comparison…

“0” === 0

returns false because they’re different types.

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ipsos  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:55:11pm

Tonight’s installment of Ken Burns’ Vietnam documentary is by far the hardest to watch.

Brilliantly done, but devastating.

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Belafon  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:55:55pm

re: #182 Charles Johnson

Thanks.

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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:56:31pm

“…Under extreme conditions an adult can lose between one and 1.5 liters of sweat an hour. If that lost water is not replaced, the total volume of body fluid can fall quickly and, most dangerously, blood volume may drop. If this happens, two potentially life-threatening problems arise: sweating stops and body temperature can soar even higher, while blood pressure decreases because of the low blood volume. Under such conditions, death occurs quickly. Because of their relatively larger skin surface-to-volume ratio, children are especially susceptible to rapid overheating and dehydration.”
scientificamerican.com

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teleskiguy  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:57:32pm

re: #178 Belafon

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:57:46pm

This is worse than Katrina.

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Barefoot Grin  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:57:59pm

re: #35 Backwoods_Sleuth

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“Sanders says….”
Slack-jawed yokel says what?

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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:58:26pm

re: #186 teleskiguy

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Haha I’m just watching him on Bojack now.

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TedStriker  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:58:36pm

re: #118 Decatur Deb

They will not stop until we stop them.

GOP already eyeing next chance to revive Obamacare repeal

politico.com

They are, quite literally, Arnie’s T-800 from the original Terminator:

Youtube Video

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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 7:59:44pm
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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 8:00:39pm
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Decatur Deb  Sep 25, 2017 • 8:02:51pm

re: #185 jaunte

“…Under extreme conditions an adult can lose between one and 1.5 liters of sweat an hour. If that lost water is not replaced, the total volume of body fluid can fall quickly and, most dangerously, blood volume may drop. If this happens, two potentially life-threatening problems arise: sweating stops and body temperature can soar even higher, while blood pressure decreases because of the low blood volume. Under such conditions, death occurs quickly. Because of their relatively larger skin surface-to-volume ratio, children are especially susceptible to rapid overheating and dehydration.”
scientificamerican.com

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Every C-141 that flies cargo in can be re-configured to fly hundreds of persons out.

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BigPapa  Sep 25, 2017 • 8:04:13pm

re: #187 HappyWarrior

This is worse than Katrina.

I got a bad feeling this is true. Nowhere for them to go.

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ObserverArt  Sep 25, 2017 • 8:05:12pm

Trump and his gang of rip-off artists and con men, also known as his White House Cabinet and Staff, are doing everything they do that push traditional boundaries and most likely breaks laws right out in front of everyone to see.

And no one is saying anything about it from the party in control. The conservatives, the law and order party are blind to it. Our media for the most part ignore the facts and speak in generalities…no actual education.

The swamp has been swamped by the Trump sewer. DC has decided not to fix the break in the main line.

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jaunte  Sep 25, 2017 • 8:08:07pm
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TedStriker  Sep 25, 2017 • 8:09:54pm

re: #191 jaunte

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BigPapa  Sep 25, 2017 • 8:11:31pm

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JordanRules  Sep 25, 2017 • 8:12:26pm
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HappyWarrior  Sep 25, 2017 • 8:12:50pm

re: #196 jaunte

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We need a leader. Unfortunately we don’t. It’s

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Decatur Deb  Sep 25, 2017 • 8:17:38pm

C-17 not even breathing hard. (Philippines typhoon evacuation)

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darthstar  Sep 25, 2017 • 8:54:13pm

re: #135 Stanley Sea

Speaking of the Yam’s

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I hope Tiffany gets it all

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Big Beautiful Door  Sep 26, 2017 • 6:55:54am

re: #95 b.d. (bill d.)

Apparently he is in PR doing some reporting. I assumed that he was blowing hot air from NYC, I apologize.

One of the very few so good for him:

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Now watch Florida and Texas Republicans who voted for billions in aid for their states refuse a package for PR without matching cuts to domestic spending.


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