Video: Donald Trump Mocks the Spanish Pronunciation of “Puerto Rico”

Har de har har
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It’s hard to believe, but this narcissistic loon actually went on camera today and made fun of the proper Spanish pronunciation of “Puerto Rico,” twice, and then deliberately mispronounced it to proudly display his ignorance.

This is the president of the United States. What can you even say at this point?

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:18:01pm

*facepalm*

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:18:42pm

Damned embarrassment.

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b.d. (bill d.)  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:20:16pm

Pendejo

Pen-DAY-ho…….Pen-Day-ho

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electrotek  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:22:30pm

Pinche gusano

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Belafon  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:23:43pm

It’s inevitable that late-night comedians who have become increasingly partisan in the President Trump era would earn the ire of conservatives, one of whom took his complaint to the streets early Thursday morning. His target: Jimmy Kimmel. […]

Sabo has been chastising liberal Hollywood for years with his street art. His unsavoryagents.com website includes degrading images of Cher, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jon Stewart, Gwyneth Paltrow and more.

“We allow Jimmy Kimmel into our homes because at one point we considered him to be entertaining,” said Sabo. “Now he’s nothing more than a talking head for the Democrat party.”

h/t Daily Kos

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b.d. (bill d.)  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:25:28pm

In the future people will be looking back and wondering in bewilderment that some people claimed that this guy was not a racist scumbag.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:25:43pm

re: #5 Belafon

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h/t Daily Kos

Calling a man a crybaby for being moved to tears over the largest mass shooting in U.S. history that happened in his hometown no less. Don’t you have a paper cup to get triggered by, Mr. Sabo? Oh and he’s allowed to say whatever the hell he wants on his show. And from what I see his ratings are doing fine.

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b.d. (bill d.)  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:27:52pm

re: #5 Belafon

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h/t Daily Kos

Of course one or two posters hastily slapped up get full blown media coverage.

Thousands of people constantly protesting the POTUS get a collective “meh”

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Belafon  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:28:28pm

One more:

Phoenix man turns in weapons after Las Vegas, rewarded with threats to self and family

After the tragedy in Las Vegas, 36-year-old Jonathan Pring of Phoenix, a British native, decided he didn’t want to live with two guns in the house any longer—a Walther PK3870 handgun and a Ruger 10/22 rifle. Pring, who owns a local coffeeshop, said he enjoys shooting at the firing range, but after 58 people were murdered in Vegas he didn’t want weapons in the house anymore.

I haven’t touched a gun since Vietnam, so I say good on you Mr. Pring, but the mistake he made—perhaps thinking he might inspire others—was to post his decision on Facebook.

On Tuesday, he called the Phoenix Police Department and voluntarily handed over his guns, documenting the moment with a series of photos on Facebook and a heartfelt message…. “I hope my actions inspire others. If we can achieve a safer world for our children, we will have done a good thing,” Pring wrote.

And how do you suppose that went? If you guessed that others praised his decision and decided to turn in their own weapons to “achieve a safer world,” you chose poorly. Instead, his Facebook post generated “a torrent of online abuse, threats, and harassment from gun owners and right-wing fanatics who populate the social network.”

Gun owners not only made fun of Pring’s decision, they openly called for his assassination:

“Someone needs to go shoot this idiot and make him wish he could have defended himself,” Brandee L. Harris wrote, her profile photo set to a “Pray for Las Vegas” flag filter.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:28:44pm

Kimmel’s a crybaby but Trump’s tantrums over SNL are just fine to cryservatives.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:30:43pm

re: #9 Belafon

One more:

Phoenix man turns in weapons after Las Vegas, rewarded with threats to self and family

Have I mentioned lately how much I hate gun nuts? “Someone should shoot him.” Jesus Christ on a pops-tickle stick. Gun nuts sure are sensitive and crazy and the best argument for gun control.

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Stanley Sea  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:31:17pm

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dangerman  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:38:00pm

re: #3 b.d. (bill d.)

Pendejo

Pen-DAY-ho…….Pen-Day-ho

Fucking moron

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Unshaken Defiance  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:40:05pm

re: #11 HappyWarrior

Have I mentioned lately how much I hate gun nuts? “Someone should shoot him.” Jesus Christ on a pops-tickle stick. Gun nuts sure are sensitive and crazy and the best argument for gun control.

I can’t well express how embarrassing that is as a gun owner/ranger operator etc. It’s like how we all feel as Americans when the President disparages a territory over being poor. Or Brown. Or in the middle of the ocean. Seriously 3 Motrin into a headache tonight from this fool of a POTUS.

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wheat-dogg  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:40:09pm

Another day, another embarrassment. If he has any boriqueños on his Mar-el-Lago staff, I hope they spit in his covfefe.

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Unshaken Defiance  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:41:44pm

re: #13 dangerman

Fucking moron

maldito imbécil

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jaunte  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:41:48pm

Apparently moron in Spanish means “hummock.” But that’ll do.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:42:12pm

re: #14 Unshaken Defiance

I can’t well express how embarrassing that is as a gun owner/ranger operator etc. It’s like how we all feel as Americans when the President disparages a territory over being poor. Or Brown. or in the middle of the ocean. Seriously 3 Motrin into a headache tonight from this fool of a POTUS.

I can’t believe someone would wish violence on someone for giving up their guns. It’s a choice after all. I do definitely differentiate between nuts and owners, you’re the latter.

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jaunte  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:42:30pm

Cheeto hummock.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:43:00pm

Oh damn. I should have watched the Cleveland-Yankees game. Indians were down 5 when I last saw and I just wrote off the game. Way to go Tribe.

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b.d. (bill d.)  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:43:28pm

Corker announces retirement and all of the sudden Harold Ford is coincidentally on Bill Maher and every other political show?

No thank you…

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whitebeach  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:45:44pm

If this fucking idiot had spent ten minutes on the plane learning to pronounce a phrase or two in the local language, instead of making fun of it, he might have turned this whole thing around for himself, at least a little. I mean, how hard is it to say Puerto Rico without sounding like a total gringo, and how much harder to learn the beloved ancient name for the island, Borinquén?

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:45:51pm

re: #20 HappyWarrior

Oh damn. I should have watched the Cleveland-Yankees game. Indians were down 5 when I last saw and I just wrote off the game. Way to go Tribe.

In baseball — it’s never over till it’s over!

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:46:07pm

re: #21 b.d. (bill d.)

Corker announces retirement and all of the sudden Harold Ford is coincidentally on Bill Maher and every other political show?

No thank you…

He’s simply not a good candidate.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:46:24pm
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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:46:40pm

re: #23 Hecuba’s daughter

In baseball — it’s never over till it’s over!

I know. If my team had been playing, i’d be watching. That’s the beauty of the game. You can’t run out the clock.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:47:09pm

re: #25 Charles Johnson

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I liked it. Definitely not one of their best but still a solid movie.

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dangerman  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:47:57pm

Re trump calling Schumer:

Although it’s not known what Trump proposed or how Schumer responded, word traveled fast among Republican lawmakers on Capitol Hill. The initial reaction among some Republicans was consternation, even though they didn’t know the upshot of the call.

My bold and italics

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jaunte  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:48:17pm

re: #22 whitebeach

If this fucking idiot had spent ten minutes on the plane learning to pronounce a phrase or two in the local language, instead of making fun of it, he might have turned this whole thing around for himself, at least a little. I mean, how hard is it to say Puerto Rico without sounding like a total gringo, and how much harder to learn the beloved ancient name for the island, Borinquén?

This is one of the reasons why his bigot base loves him. He acts out for them their belief that other languages are stupid, and the people that speak them don’t need to be respected.

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whitebeach  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:48:39pm

re: #26 HappyWarrior

I know. If my team had been playing, i’d be watching. That’s the beauty of the game. You can’t run out the clock.

My team was playing. It’s any team playing the Yankees.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:49:07pm

Pinche babaso.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:49:17pm

re: #30 whitebeach

My team was playing. It’s any team playing the Yankees.

Ha! That used to be my other team too but these Yanks aren’t as easy to hate as the old ones.

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electrotek  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:49:30pm

PINCHE FASCISTA

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whitebeach  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:50:24pm

re: #32 HappyWarrior

Ha! That used to be my other team too but these Yanks aren’t as easy to hate as the old ones.

Perhaps for you, grasshoppah.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:51:01pm

Gotta love seeing a stupid meme saying the media “never talks about Chicago” when it comes to gun violence and Chicago has strict gun laws blah blah. Okay, first off, the media does fucking talk about Chicago. In fact, wingnuts are obessed with Chicago. Secondly, acting like strict gun laws fail because of Chicago’s murder rate ignores one crucial little fact, Chicago is near Indiana which has equally lax gun laws. Our states ain’t vaccums.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:51:22pm

Bastardo de naranja grasa.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:51:37pm

re: #33 electrotek

SI’.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:51:59pm

re: #34 whitebeach

Perhaps for you, grasshoppah.

You have to admit, Judge isn’t as easy to hate as A-Rod. Believe me, the guy killed my team this year. The only thing I really hate is how good their rebuilding project is going and I’m definitely goign to hate them again if they poach Machado.

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whitebeach  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:53:33pm

re: #38 HappyWarrior

You have to admit, Judge isn’t as easy to hate as A-Rod.

Yet.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:53:43pm

Well the wingnuts are getting their wish. Bowe Bergdahl is going to spend sometime in prison. Gotta love the same people who say support the troops and probably wave POW/MIA flags saying he should have been left to die.

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electrotek  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:54:01pm

re: #35 HappyWarrior

Gotta love seeing a stupid meme saying the media “never talks about Chicago” when it comes to gun violence and Chicago has strict gun laws blah blah. Okay, first off, the media does fucking talk about Chicago. In fact, wingnuts are obessed with Chicago. Secondly, acting like strict gun laws fail because of Chicago’s murder rate ignores one crucial little fact, Chicago is near Indiana which has equally lax gun laws. Our states ain’t vaccums.

I have a Lebanese friend of mine (he’s a Shi’ite who supports Trump and regurgitates right-wing propaganda while agreeing with me whenever I mock Islamophobes, it’s weird but whatever) use the same talking about Chicago and said it was a warzone.

My response? “Soooo Chicago is like Beirut circa 1985? Does Willis Tower resemble the bullet-ridden and bombed out Holiday Inn?”

His retort: “Beirut is much more safer than Chicago man”

I said: “Right, let me know when Chicago suffers a suicide bombing or two like Beirut has due to being in a hostile neighborhood and you might have a point.”

Him? He posted murder statistics to prove that Chicago is safer than Beirut despite Beirut being struck by suicide bombings.

He frustrates me a lot of times, but he’s still a good guy at heart so I’d rather be civil with him.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:54:02pm

re: #39 whitebeach

Yet.

Touche.

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TedStriker  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:56:09pm

re: #25 Charles Johnson

“Hail Caesar” is not one of the best Coen Brothers films, but it’s still pretty damned amusing.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) October 7, 2017

re: #27 HappyWarrior

I liked it. Definitely not one of their best but still a solid movie.

Hard to top movies like Fargo, Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, and other classics in their stellar CV.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:56:58pm

re: #41 electrotek

I had a Lebanese friend of mine (he’s a Shi’ite who supports Trump and regurgitates right-wing propaganda while agreeing with me whenever I mock Islamophobes, it’s weird but whatever) use the same talking about Chicago and said it was a warzone.

My response? “Soooo Chicago is like Beirut circa 1985? Does Willis Tower resemble the bullet-ridden and bombed out Holiday Inn?”

His retort: “Beirut is much more safer than Chicago man”

I said: “Right, let me know when Chicago suffers a suicide bombing or two like Beirut has due to being in a hostile neighborhood and you might have a point.”

Him? He posted murder statistics to prove that Chicago is safer than Beirut despite Beirut being struck by suicide bombings.

What’s fucked up is that Chicago isn’t even close to having the highest murder rate in ths country but it’s also Obama and HRC’s home so wingnuts love to use it to go “whatabout” following things like Vegas to dismiss liberal arguments for saner gun laws. My favorite part though was that dumbass assertng that “no one in the media” is talking about Chicago when Chicago is right wing media’s favorite go back target.
bismarcktribune.com

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 7:58:46pm

re: #43 TedStriker

Hard to top movies like Fargo, Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, and other classics in their stellar CV.

Of those, I’d say Fargo is my favorite. I enjoy their movies overall though obviously. Just great storytelling, solid acting, and always enjoyable soundtracks.

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electrotek  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:00:44pm

Goddammit, I share the video of Trump’s pronunciation of Puerto Rico and I get this comment on my FB:

No he is not. This is just how a partisan interprets a video clip of someone they hate. Puerto Ricans saw the real trump when I met him in person and their views have changed btw. A lot anyway. They least realize the media has been deceitful in portraying his character. When Trump went down he pronounced it like most Americans do. Probably the way he said it his whole life. He was corrected however and they said if you’re gonna say it Mr. President you need to say it correctly. So during the press conference he jokingly corrected himself lol. Take how you will however.

I feel like a masochist at this point but dammit I wish I didn’t have such high tolerance for this stupidity on my FB.

At least I have an army of fellow liberals who can stem back the horde when need be.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:01:10pm

re: #43 TedStriker

Hard to top movies like Fargo, Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, and other classics in their stellar CV.

I’m a big fan of The Hudsucker Proxy myself, but Mrs. FBW can’t stand Katherine Hepburn, so by extension she can’t stand the Jennifer Jason Leigh character.

But how can you not love a movie with this scene?

YouTube

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jaunte  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:01:51pm

re: #46 electrotek

They least realize the media has been deceitful in portraying his character.

The media didn’t make him cheat small contractors out of what they were owed.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:02:05pm

Also, I’m no fan of Occupy Democrats because they do sometimes get the facts wrong but how big of a stalker/narcissistic nutjob do you ahve to be to name your page “Occupy Democrats Logic” when your whole spiel is whining about liberals while at the same time acting like you’re above it all. Today? ODL is focused on the important matter, the fact that a lot of late night hosts happened to have the same political opinions. Well guys, this is a country where 2/3’s of the people disapprove of Trump and here’s a little secret, maybe there aren’t conservative talk show hosts because you guys flat out fail at comedy. I still remember FNC’s miserable attempt to emulate the Daily Show.

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TedStriker  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:02:53pm

re: #45 HappyWarrior

Of those, I’d say Fargo is my favorite. I enjoy their movies overall though obviously. Just great storytelling, solid acting, and always enjoyable soundtracks.

If I could carry a tune, I’d yodel the main theme from Raising Arizona all day long.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:03:09pm

re: #46 electrotek

Goddammit, I share the video of Trump’s pronunciation of Puerto Rico and I get this comment on my FB:

I feel like a masochist at this point but dammit I wish I didn’t have such high tolerance for this stupidity on my FB.

At least I have an army of fellow liberals who can stem back the horde when need be.

Trumpers are some of the most gullible morons I’ve ever seen. And Trump’s character? That’s a good one considering he completely lacks it.

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jaunte  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:04:11pm

re: #45 HappyWarrior

Of those, I’d say Fargo is my favorite. I enjoy their movies overall though obviously. Just great storytelling, solid acting, and always enjoyable soundtracks.

It’s interesting to see some of the scenes and themes they worked with in later films appear for the first time in Blood Simple.

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electrotek  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:05:11pm

re: #49 HappyWarrior

Also, I’m no fan of Occupy Democrats because they do sometimes get the facts wrong but how big of a stalker/narcissistic nutjob do you ahve to be to name your page “Occupy Democrats Logic” when your whole spiel is whining about liberals while at the same time acting like you’re above it all. Today? ODL is focused on the important matter, the fact that a lot of late night hosts happened to have the same political opinions. Well guys, this is a country where 2/3’s of the people disapprove of Trump and here’s a little secret, maybe there aren’t conservative talk show hosts because you guys flat out fail at comedy. I still remember FNC’s miserable attempt to emulate the Daily Show.

Yeah I can’t stand Occupy Democrats either and I remember I think it was Nyet who wrote a post denouncing them one time for making up lies back in October.

I don’t even “like” the page yet I get called “far-left” by my friends because I support HRC. This in spite of the fact that I shared that page criticizing Occupy Democrats for manipulating information for their own benefit.

I get tired of being labeled “partisan” for stating the truth about the GOP.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:05:39pm

re: #52 jaunte

It’s interesting to see some of the scenes and themes they worked with in later films appear for the first time in Blood Simple.

Yeah I finally saw Blood Simple when I got a Coen Brothers Blu-Ray set last Christmas. Good movie. A lot more raw compared to their later work but still very enjoyable.

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teleskiguy  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:06:30pm

re: #54 HappyWarrior

Yeah I finally saw Blood Simple when I got a Coen Brothers Blu-Ray set last Christmas. Good movie. A lot more raw compared to their later work but still very enjoyable.

Most inept crime scene clean-up ever. Who wipes up blood with a windbreaker?!?

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:07:43pm

re: #53 electrotek

Yeah I can’t stand Occupy Democrats either and I remember I think it was Nyet who wrote a post denouncing them one time for making up lies back in October.

I don’t even “like” the page yet I get called “far-left” by my friends because I support HRC. This in spite of the fact that I shared that page criticizing Occupy Democrats for manipulating information for their own benefit.

I get tired of being labeled “partisan” for stating the truth about the GOP.

Yeah I think that was Sergey. VB has pointed out that they have spread misinformation as well IIRC. I do some mocking. Did you see the story on the AVClub about how the Neo-Nazis are upset because of the new Wolfenstein. My post was pretty much “”Who’s triggered now, motherfuckers?”, my conservative friends don’t get that I’m making fun of how conservatives see people like me.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:09:20pm

re: #55 teleskiguy

Most inept crime scene clean-up ever. Who wipes up blood with a windbreaker?!?

Hahaha obviously someone who has no idea how to clean up crime. But yeah I love that classic Coen trope of things going wrong. Kind like the memorable scene on the road in Fargo with the officer. If only Carl Showalter put the temporary tags on.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:09:24pm

he is a person of such a low character we have worn out the dictionary trying to describe just how low he is

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electrotek  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:10:08pm

Old Trumpkin feeling triggered over this photo lol

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TedStriker  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:10:50pm

re: #52 jaunte

It’s interesting to see some of the scenes and themes they worked with in later films appear for the first time in Blood Simple.

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jaunte  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:11:11pm

re: #51 HappyWarrior

Trumpers are some of the most gullible morons I’ve ever seen.

It’s a testament to just how bad a businessman he is that even all those morons wouldn’t keep his steaks and vodka businesses alive.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:12:42pm

re: #35 HappyWarrior

Gotta love seeing a stupid meme saying the media “never talks about Chicago” when it comes to gun violence and Chicago has strict gun laws blah blah. Okay, first off, the media does fucking talk about Chicago. In fact, wingnuts are obessed with Chicago. Secondly, acting like strict gun laws fail because of Chicago’s murder rate ignores one crucial little fact, Chicago is near Indiana which has equally lax gun laws. Our states ain’t vaccums.

Gun laws aren’t that strict anymore in Chicago anyway. Concealed carry is allowed and people can actually own guns besides shotguns there now. So it’s total bullshit.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:13:14pm

I saw Blood Simple when it first came out, and was blown away. It was the arrival of a new voice in films, with a cutting sense of humor, and savage cynicism about the human condition mixed with a painful lost-soul sort of empathy. No simple heroes and villains for these guys.

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jaunte  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:13:17pm

Just how devoid of imagination must you be to inherit $200 million and then only conceive of businesses involving putting your name on some standard item?

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:13:59pm

re: #51 HappyWarrior

Trumpers are some of the most gullible morons I’ve ever seen.

there has to be some reason auto companies continue to spend money promising that cute chicks will love you if you buy this car

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:14:36pm

re: #62 GlutenFreeJesus

Gun laws aren’t that strict anymore in Chicago anyway. Concealed carry is allowed and people can actually own guns besides shotguns there now. So it’s total bullshit.

I actually didn’t know that.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:15:33pm

re: #66 HappyWarrior

chicagotribune.com

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:16:02pm

re: #64 jaunte

Just how devoid of imagination must you be to inherit $200 million and then only conceive of businesses involving putting your name on some standard item?

well he had to establish a reputation for gaudy and extravagant tastelessness first

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:16:29pm

re: #67 GlutenFreeJesus

chicagotribune.com

Gracias.

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Kragar  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:16:50pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:18:17pm

YouTube

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teleskiguy  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:19:27pm

My favorite:

Jackson, Wyoming

“Officers responded to a report of people fighting at a local motel. All six of the individuals contacted by police in the hotel room were highly intoxicated, which made it very difficult for officers to determine what happened. Many of the statements were contradictory and there was no physical evidence to substantiate any of the statements. The fight reportedly occurred when one male awoke to find another male’s testicles on his head.”

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GlutenFreeJesus  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:20:02pm

re: #70 Kragar

Check out this version. ;)

ultra brutal death metal band

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jaunte  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:22:53pm

re: #72 teleskiguy

I hope they were still connected to the owner.

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teleskiguy  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:24:07pm

re: #74 jaunte

I have to say it takes balls to lay your balls on your friend’s head while he sleeps.

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Kragar  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:24:34pm

re: #73 GlutenFreeJesus

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scottslemmons  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:24:39pm

re: #25 Charles Johnson

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I’d really like to see that one — but I’m immensely behind on my movie viewing. My Internet connection here is muy weak, probably because of a faulty wifi adapter, so I’m afraid to shell out any money for streaming movies ‘til the connection is more reliable. (And whenever the signal improves, I’ll probably focus on watching Lego Batman, Wonder Woman, and GotG2 first…)

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JordanRules  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:27:49pm

You’re doing amazing Lauren.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:30:03pm

re: #78 JordanRules

You’re doing amazing Lauren.

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She certainly is. I’d wear being hate RTed by Duke as a badge of honor.

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Belafon  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:31:29pm
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Belafon  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:33:09pm

re: #71 Blind Frog Belly White

This is why the internet was invented (sorry scientists):

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plansbandc  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:35:38pm

Geez. What a dick.

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Kragar  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:36:24pm
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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:41:34pm

IN 1934, AN African American pastor from Georgia made the trip of a lifetime, sailing across the Atlantic Ocean, through the gates of Gibraltar, and across the Mediterranean Sea to the Holy Land. After this pilgrimage, he traveled to Berlin, attending an international conference of Baptist pastors. While in Germany, this man—who was named Michael King—became so impressed with what he learned about the reformer Martin Luther that he decided to do something dramatic. He offered the ultimate tribute to the man’s memory by changing his own name to Martin Luther King. His five-year-old son was also named Michael—and to the son’s dying day his closest relatives would still call him Mike—but not long after the boy’s father changed his own name, he decided to change his son’s name too, and Michael King Jr. became known to the world as Martin Luther King Jr.

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teleskiguy  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:42:52pm

So edgy, I’ll tell you what.

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teleskiguy  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:48:25pm

You don’t need a special stock to “bump-fire” semi-automatic rifles.

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teleskiguy  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:49:50pm
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b.d. (bill d.)  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:50:35pm

re: #85 teleskiguy

So edgy, I’ll tell you what.

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wow

I vill be here all veek, try the veal.

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jaunte  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:51:13pm
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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:51:24pm

re: #87 teleskiguy

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Here we go again.

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b.d. (bill d.)  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:52:05pm

re: #87 teleskiguy

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Ah a hurricane. I can’t wait to find out what kind of debt Louisiana and Mississippi have.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:52:23pm

re: #89 jaunte

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It’d be poetic justice if they proved to be why he lost. I of course though want him landslided.

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Belafon  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:56:25pm
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teleskiguy  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:56:46pm

There’s Lizards in the yellow area. Make preparations! I’d prepare for a major rain event and floods.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:57:58pm

re: #93 Belafon

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Guess he didn’t have time to get a suit.

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Belafon  Oct 6, 2017 • 8:59:43pm

re: #94 teleskiguy

There’s Lizards in the yellow area. Make preparations! I’d prepare for a major rain event and floods.

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Looks like my son in Lexington could get about 3 inches from it.

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Interesting Times  Oct 6, 2017 • 9:03:47pm
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HappyWarrior  Oct 6, 2017 • 9:06:00pm

re: #97 Interesting Times

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She needs to leave the GOP and I mean that with the sincerest compliments. She’s too intelligent to be in that party.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 6, 2017 • 9:10:50pm

re: #94 teleskiguy

There’s Lizards in the yellow area. Make preparations! I’d prepare for a major rain event and floods.

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*raises hand*

I’m down on the coast in the RED area, but I am well prepared and should be able to leave work early tomorrow if need be. All my critical prep is done but there’s a few other things I wouldn’t mind taking care of.

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teleskiguy  Oct 6, 2017 • 9:13:33pm

re: #99 Eclectic Cyborg

*raises hand*

I’m down on the coast in the red aread, but I am well prepared and should be able to leave work early tomorrow if need be. All my critical prep is done but there’s a few other things I wouldn’t mind taking care of.

Shit, almost forgot about our Canuck in MS. Stay safe, my friend!

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Oct 6, 2017 • 9:15:21pm

re: #97 Interesting Times

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xtra points for “hurricane zeus”

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BeachDem  Oct 6, 2017 • 9:17:48pm

re: #47 Blind Frog Belly White

I’m a big fan of The Hudsucker Proxy myself, but Mrs. FBW can’t stand Katherine Hepburn, so by extension she can’t stand the Jennifer Jason Leigh character.

But how can you not love a movie with this scene?

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Video

Burn After Reading.

That is all.

Burn After Reading - What The Fuck Do We Learn

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Belafon  Oct 6, 2017 • 9:19:18pm

Poking around online and found out Intel has released their i9 processor. It has 10 cores and is hyperthreaded. It has a base speed of 3.3 GHz, but can be pushed to 4.5. It will handle up to 128GB of ram and can handle 44 PCI Express lanes.

amazon.com

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Blind Frog Belly White  Oct 6, 2017 • 9:26:06pm

re: #102 BeachDem

Burn After Reading.

That is all.

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In my family, we often say, “What did we learn, Palmer?”

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BeachDem  Oct 6, 2017 • 9:31:01pm

re: #104 Blind Frog Belly White

In my family, we often say, “What did we learn, Palmer?”

Report back to me when it makes sense.

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Eventual Carrion  Oct 7, 2017 • 5:50:45am

re: #95 HappyWarrior

Guess he didn’t have time to get a suit.

That is his Sunday go to meeting suit.

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yourefiredbefore2020  Oct 7, 2017 • 9:37:05pm

Sociopath is as sociopath does


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