Saturday Jam: Snarky Puppy Guitarist Mark Lettieri, “Montreal”

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From the album Spark and Echo, on Ropeadope Records.

“Montreal” written and arranged by Mark Lettieri

ALBUM PERSONEL

Mark Lettieri: electric, acoustic, baritone, and Hammertone guitars, synths and loops
Jason “JT” Thomas: drums and percussion
Wes Stephenson: bass guitar
Shaun Martin: acoustic and electric piano, synths
Bobby Sparks: synths and clavinet
Milo Deering: pedal steel guitar, fiddle

Produced by Mark Lettieri
Co-produced, engineered, and mixed by Joey Lomas
Additional engineering by Bart Rose
Mastered by Scott Hull at Masterdisk, New York, NY

Recorded at Fort Worth Sound in Fort Worth, TX, Sherman Street Studios in Richardson, TX, and Patrick McGuire Recording in Arlington, TX

Filmed and edited by Andy Laviolette

© 2016 Mark Lettieri
© 2016 Ropeadope Records

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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 1:20:27pm
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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 1:22:03pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 21, 2017 • 1:23:05pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 21, 2017 • 1:24:48pm
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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 1:25:54pm

re: #3 Backwoods_Sleuth

What a rotten dirtbag this guy is. “Hey women - I’ll let you in on a little secret you’re too dumb to figure out by yourself.” Asshole.

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Kilroy was here  Oct 21, 2017 • 1:29:13pm

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 21, 2017 • 1:29:28pm

re: #5 Charles Johnson

What a rotten dirtbag this guy is. “Hey women - I’ll let you in on a little secret you’re too dumb to figure out by yourself.” Asshole.

I think it’s adorable that Julian seems to think there is actually such a thing as a “male secret” that women don’t know anything about.

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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 1:31:52pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

As I noted at the end of the last thread:

No amount of money spent by a foreigner or foreign power on behalf of a campaign is legal. The campaign is supposed to immediately report that, and Facebook and Twitter should have immediately refused it.

Billionaire libertarians in charge of Facebook and Twitter are not going to be charged with anything however as justice goes to the highest bidder.

As for the hundredaire president, he’s safe for now. If the GOP’s chances in the next election sink, or Mueller closes in, he’s gone (think Nixon).

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 21, 2017 • 1:32:13pm
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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Oct 21, 2017 • 1:34:17pm

re: #3 Backwoods_Sleuth

Maybe 2% of the replies to the rapist agree with his idiocy. The rest are mocking him.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 21, 2017 • 1:35:22pm
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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Oct 21, 2017 • 1:35:36pm

re: #9 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines  Oct 21, 2017 • 1:37:08pm

PEOPLE WITH HIV SHOULD BE QUARANTINED, SAYS GEORGIA LAWMAKER AND WIFE OF TOM PRICE

People with HIV should be quarantined, and the U.S. would be safer if they “died more readily,” according to Betty Price, a Republican state representative and wife of former Health Secretary Tom Price.

The Georgia-state lawmaker and former anesthesiologist, who now represents people who live in the northern Atlanta area, was asked in a hearing what the U.S. is “legally able to do” to limit the spread of HIV throughout the state.

“It’s almost frightening, the number of people who are living that are carriers with the potential to spread,” Price said during a Georgia House of Representatives committee meeting on access to health care in the state (around the one-hour mark of the video). “Whereas in the past, they died more readily, and at that point they’re not posing a risk. So we’ve got a huge population posing a risk if they’re not in treatment.”

Okay, I’ve seen enough. Republican sociopaths should be quarantined. We should set aside a reservation in some god forsaken part of the country, build a monstrous fence and minefield around it and relocate them there. They should pay for the fence obviously but they can bring their SUVs, guns, and vast supplies of freeze dried food and lawn and garden tools with them. They can set up any kind of government or non-government they like, teach their children any superstition they like, seek health care from any witch doctor, faith healer or pseudoscientist they like, and enjoy complete freedom from government giveaways and regulations, including police and fire service.

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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 1:39:35pm
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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 1:40:05pm

re: #13 Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines

Only if an emergency airlift for liberals found in the area can be mounted.

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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 1:42:20pm
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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 1:42:37pm

Attention White House Staff:
1. Don’t count on it
2. Declare bankruptcy now.
3. Trump doesn’t have any money.

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Dr Lizardo  Oct 21, 2017 • 1:49:16pm

So, for a much-needed sanity break, here’s some photos of Azuki, a small Japanese hedgehog, on a camping trip.

boredpanda.com

I really wanna know where do they get all the miniature Coleman stuff?

On a side note, I saw a hedgehog on the way home from the shopping center this evening; I saw something moving, and at first glance, I thought it was a rat - then it walked over to me (quite fearlessly, I might add) and when it got closer, I realized it was a hedgehog. It looked up at me and tootled off into the bushes.

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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 1:55:58pm

re: #10 Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis

Maybe 2% of the replies to the rapist agree with his idiocy. The rest are mocking him.

Ecuador really needs to set his computer or cell phone or whatever he is using out on the sidewalk.

“You want your phone, Julian? You can try to dodge the nice Bobbies out there… .”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:01:15pm

a bit of obscure humour:

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Unshaken Defiance  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:08:53pm

Mt Wilson

fire chopper at work
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TedStriker  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:09:41pm

re: #21 Unshaken Defiance

Mt Wilson

[Embedded content]

“Get to da choppa!”

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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:11:34pm
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petesh  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:14:38pm

re: #23 Charles Johnson

Well, that’s encouraging. There IS a limit.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:16:26pm

re: #24 petesh

Well, that’s encouraging. There IS a limit.

I’m sure it’s just a fluke.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:17:37pm
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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:19:47pm

re: #23 Charles Johnson

No, he is promoting fake news by inserting it into the paragraph.

Read the last sentence, starting with “Rep. Wilson dragged Myeshia Johnson into a political fight.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:19:47pm
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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:21:59pm

re: #27 Anymouse 🌹

No, he is promoting fake news by inserting it into the paragraph.

Read the last sentence, starting with “Rep. Wilson dragged Myeshia Johnson into a political fight.”

The sentence ends “that Rep. Wilson surreptitiously listened in on.”

That is a lie.

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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:25:17pm

Edited above to fix bad spelling on my part.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:25:45pm

re: #29 Anymouse 🌹

The sentence ends “that Rep. Wilson suppresiously listened in on.”

That is a lie.

SMOTI just can’t help it!

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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:26:33pm

re: #31 Joe Bacon 🌹

SMOTI just can’t help it!

Busted. You heard it from me first. SMOTI still promoting fake news.

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petesh  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:27:12pm

re: #31 Joe Bacon 🌹

re: #31 Joe Bacon 🌹

SMOTI just can’t help it!

Actually, that’s a relief. My world was rocked for a minute.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:27:24pm
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Amory Blaine  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:27:33pm

And only a minute.

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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:28:31pm

re: #18 Dr Lizardo

So, for a much-needed sanity break, here’s some photos of Azuki, a small Japanese hedgehog, on a camping trip.

boredpanda.com

I really wanna know where do they get all the miniature Coleman stuff?

On a side note, I saw a hedgehog on the way home from the shopping center this evening; I saw something moving, and at first glance, I thought it was a rat - then it walked over to me (quite fearlessly, I might add) and when it got closer, I realized it was a hedgehog. It looked up at me and tootled off into the bushes.

I am suddenly quite depressed.
It certainly appears Azuki lives a fuller life than I

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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:29:26pm

This Is What Donald Trump Jr. Sees When He Looks at Daddy (take eyebleach with you to Wonkette)

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jaunte  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:30:14pm
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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:31:51pm
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petesh  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:32:51pm

Scoop: Trump pledges to personally pay some legal bills of WH staff and associates
axios.com

Booman asks a very good question:
How is this not obstruction of justice?

President Trump has promised to spend at least $430,000 of his own money to defray legal costs incurred by campaign associates and White House staff due to the Russia investigations, a White House official tells Axios.

The chief suspect pays for the witnesses lawyers?
boomantribune.com

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jaunte  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:34:00pm

re: #40 petesh

Future Narrator: “Trump never actually paid for their lawyers.”

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wrenchwench  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:34:49pm

re: #38 jaunte

[The President is an active participant in Moscow’s information warfare against the United States.]

Did he have to get through boot camp to participate? That’s more active than he is on the golf course. This could be good for him!

//////

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jaunte  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:35:34pm
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Jay C  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:39:53pm

re: #18 Dr Lizardo

So, for a much-needed sanity break, here’s some photos of Azuki, a small Japanese hedgehog, on a camping trip.

boredpanda.com

I really wanna know where do they get all the miniature Coleman stuff?

On a side note, I saw a hedgehog on the way home from the shopping center this evening; I saw something moving, and at first glance, I thought it was a rat - then it walked over to me (quite fearlessly, I might add) and when it got closer, I realized it was a hedgehog. It looked up at me and tootled off into the bushes.

Probably promotional stuff Coleman had made up for some ad series or other, and which somebody thought would be the perfect size for Azuki. Or, perhaps they made it just for him: I’m sure he asked very nicely: he is Japanese, after all…

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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:40:53pm

re: #40 petesh

Scoop: Trump pledges to personally pay some legal bills of WH staff and associates
axios.com

Booman asks a very good question:
How is this not obstruction of justice?

The chief suspect pays for the witnesses lawyers?
boomantribune.com

IOKIYAR - Trump said he would do this before (but didn’t name a figure). There is not a chance in hell that Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III is going to do diddly.

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Skip Intro  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:42:45pm

re: #34 Charles Johnson

Someone must have called him out about cheating at golf.

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ObserverArt  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:43:17pm

Another day with our Special Needs President.

He will soon be on meds and need a nurse. He is just not right.

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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:43:39pm

re: #18 Dr Lizardo

I really wanna know where do they get all the miniature Coleman stuff?

amazon.com

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Targetpractice  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:44:20pm

re: #43 jaunte

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Meanwhile, FNC is trying to assist the Congressional GOP in reviving the “Comey let Hillary off at Lynch’s order!” conspiracy theory. Otherwise known as the “SQUIRREL!!!!” defense.

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petesh  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:45:50pm

re: #45 Anymouse 🌹

IOKIYAR - Trump said he would do this before (but didn’t name a figure). There is not a chance in hell that Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III is going to do diddly.

Sessions won’t, but Mueller might. And history definitely will.

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makeitstop  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:49:19pm

This is a great interview - Todd Rundgren talks about his part in ‘Bat Out Of Hell.’

Phil Rizzuto claimed that he never knew that his play-by-play part on “Paradise By the Dashboard Light” was about sex. You must’ve been there when he recorded his part — did he really not know?

Yeah, well he never listened to the song. He didn’t have any idea what the song was about at all, so not surprising that he wouldn’t have understood that he was actually narrating something besides a baseball game. [Laughs.] But that again was a perverse idea that Jim Steinman came up with, because I didn’t know enough about baseball to think of Phil Rizzuto. I remembered Phil Rizzuto as the spokesperson for The Money Store, and so I didn’t understand why Steinman was willing to spend $5000 to have this guy read this play-by-play. But ultimately it was the gag that put the whole thing over the top.

Video’s obviously been such an important part of your career, and video is sort of what pushed this record over the edge and got people excited about it. What do you think it is about those visuals that drew people to the material?

Well, the first video was “Paradise By the Dashboard Light.” And this was the second factor that went into making the record become such a success. The first factor was of course that Steve Popovich committed himself fully to the record, and since he didn’t have a lot of other artists to worry about, he could apply the full force of the label in one record. So he put out a single and nothing happened, then he put out and nothing happened, and it wasn’t until the third single that they started to get some radio airplay. So part of it was his persistence — he didn’t give up after the first two singles didn’t go anywhere.

The second factor was that MTV [debuted in 1981], and “Paradise By the Dashboard Light” was the longest video on the air. And it was still substantially live, so VJs were just like DJs. DJs would always want to put on like a whole side of Dark Side of the Moon so they could go up to the roof and get high. The VJs were kind of the same way. The longer the better so they could go goof off somewhere and do something for a while. So that “Paradise By the Dashboard Light” video got played endlessly on MTV in the very early days.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:51:56pm

I see your hedgehog and give you this:

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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:55:04pm

re: #27 Anymouse 🌹

No, he is promoting fake news by inserting it into the paragraph.

Read the last sentence, starting with “Rep. Wilson dragged Myeshia Johnson into a political fight.”

Oh yes, they’re still lying about the overall story, of course. That goes without saying. But I actually expected them to hype that fake Facebook post as genuine, and was surprised when they didn’t.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 21, 2017 • 2:58:14pm

heh

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:01:09pm

re: #11 Backwoods_Sleuth

JFC.

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dangerman  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:02:05pm

mom turned 89 yesterday (october’s a big month for our clan)

we’re taking her out for a swell dinner tonight

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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:04:23pm

It’s a #Classictrump, so don’t go looking to see if he just sent it, they just ran out of characters

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:05:24pm

re: #16 FormerDirtDart

[Embedded content]

Sick. Sick. Sick. And you can lay the blame for these sick perverted acts right at the feet of the MEOWgrabber in the Oval Office and his racist RepubliKKKlan Party!

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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:05:54pm

re: #56 dangerman

mom turned 89 yesterday (october’s a big month for our clan)

we’re taking her out for a swell dinner tonight

Happy birthday, Dangermom!

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:09:46pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:10:25pm

re: #59 Anymouse 🌹

Happy birthday, Dangermom!

I would totally read this comic book.

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dangerman  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:12:15pm

re: #59 Anymouse 🌹

Happy birthday, Dangermom!

dmom is completely independent.
lives in her own house
cooks, cleans
drives
shops
crochets hats and blankies for the local hospitals
and keeps the partnership books for her two cpa sons

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:14:12pm

re: #56 dangerman

mom turned 89 yesterday (october’s a big month for our clan)

we’re taking her out for a swell dinner tonight

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I still remember Sheriff John’s Birthday Song!

televisiontunes.com

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I Would Prefer Not To  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:16:21pm

re: #63 Joe Bacon 🌹

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I still remember Sheriff John’s Birthday Song!

televisiontunes.com

A million updings for the trip down memory lane. I grew up with the good sheriff.

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wrenchwench  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:17:35pm

re: #63 Joe Bacon 🌹

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I still remember Sheriff John’s Birthday Song!

televisiontunes.com

I had it in three notes.

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jaunte  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:18:12pm
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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:19:25pm
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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:20:47pm
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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:23:31pm
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wrenchwench  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:27:44pm

re: #68 Charles Johnson

[Honest to god, this is what every drug kingpin does when his organization is tottering.]

El Chapo Naranjo.

Los Manos Muy Pequeños.

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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:29:09pm

re: #70 wrenchwench

El Chapo Naranjo.

Los Manos Muy Pequeños.

El Cheeto Bandito?

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:29:21pm
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I Would Prefer Not To  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:30:12pm

From downstairs

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Dave In Austin  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:31:10pm
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wrenchwench  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:33:29pm

re: #71 Anymouse 🌹

El Cheeto Bandito?

Debajo sus bolsas.

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Targetpractice  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:34:33pm

re: #68 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

Seems that the unsaid promise of pardons for any who Mueller went after have been circumvented, so now it’s time to start applying the overt pressure. “You want my help, you gotta cover my ass. Else I’m cutting you loose to fend for yourself.”

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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:35:13pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:36:44pm

re: #76 Targetpractice

Seems that the unsaid promise of pardons for any who Mueller went after have been circumvented, so now it’s time to start applying the overt pressure. “You want my help, you gotta cover my ass. Else I’m cutting you loose to fend for yourself.”

I got a feeling Mueller’s team found legal precedents to block Trump’s pardoning power and my Spidey Sense is saying it has something to do with the indictments that were issued against former Tennessee Governor Ray Blanton who offered cash for pardons…

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Charmingly Persistent (EmmaAnne)  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:38:27pm

re: #73 I Would Prefer Not To

I’d drop that one if I were you. She’s awful, but not because her father is horribly creepy, and it feels minimizing to me.

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:38:56pm

re: #77 Anymouse 🌹

This is one of the very few times that I would love to return the verbal volley of the uncouth one by saying it is a case of pot and kettle.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:39:42pm
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jaunte  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:40:20pm

El Dedo Corto

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jaunte  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:41:05pm

Shortfinger
He’s the man,
the man with the stubby touch

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wrenchwench  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:42:34pm

re: #83 jaunte

Shortfinger
He’s the man,
the man with the stubby touch

That’s so good, and so disgusting at the same time. Good work!

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sagehen  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:49:34pm

re: #79 Charmingly Persistent (EmmaAnne)

I’d drop that one if I were you. She’s awful, but not because her father is horribly creepy, and it feels minimizing to me.

She mentions in her book one time that she actually was sexually harassed by a construction worker at a site she was visiting. The other construction workers pulled the guy aside to say “hey asshole, don’t you know whose daughter that is? You’re putting all our jobs in jeopardy.”

Somehow it didn’t occur to her that most woman don’t have that protection.

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jaunte  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:50:27pm

re: #84 wrenchwench

(A grubby touch!)

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:50:59pm

Shortfinger…
He’s the man
Who’s got the reverse Midas touch
A shitty touch
Such a small finger
beckons you to enter his world of sin
BUT DON’T GO IN!
Lying words he will put in your ear
And his lies oh how they make you fear!
For a teenage girl knows when he kissed her
It’s the kiss of death
From Mr Shortfinger
Pretty girls beware his heart of mold!
His heart’s the pits
He loves only himself
He’ll sell you short
His pee pee is short…

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ipsos  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:51:38pm

Charles, I’m getting a Fiat video ad dragging the page down to the bottom and making it impossible to read! (Chrome on a desktop.)

HELP!

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ipsos  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:53:15pm

Coming from here:

[video src=”MP4 Video” autoplay=”” preload=”auto” class=” __cedato_content_video”>

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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:53:15pm

Randy Newman live right now on Prairie Home Companion…

A Prairie Home Companion for October 21, 2017

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petesh  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:53:23pm

re: #78 Joe Bacon 🌹

I got a feeling Mueller’s team found legal precedents to block Trump’s pardoning power and my Spidey Sense is saying it has something to do with the indictments that were issued against former Tennessee Governor Ray Blanton who offered cash for pardons…

Interesting. Seems different on the face of it, but a quid pro quo to save your own ass does seem sketchy.

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petesh  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:55:47pm

re: #90 Charles Johnson

Randy Newman live right now on Prairie Home Companion…

[Embedded content]

He’s working hard for a change! Saw him at Hardly Strictly & he was of course delightful.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Oct 21, 2017 • 3:56:40pm

re: #79 Charmingly Persistent (EmmaAnne)

I’d drop that one if I were you. She’s awful, but not because her father is horribly creepy, and it feels minimizing to me.

I hear what you are saying. I just hate that she defends her father. There is no push back and the entire family is making money from his misdeeds.

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jaunte  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:03:32pm
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CleverToad  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:03:49pm

re: #62 dangerman

dmom is completely independent.
lives in her own house
cooks, cleans
drives
shops
crochets hats and blankies for the local hospitals
and keeps the partnership books for her two cpa sons

May she have a wonderful year, and may you have many more years to treasure her! And make sure it’s a darn good dinner.
Feisty old ladies rule.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:06:05pm

re: #88 ipsos

Charles, I’m getting a Fiat video ad dragging the page down to the bottom and making it impossible to read! (Chrome on a desktop.)

HELP!

Unfortunately it’s really difficult to find these abusive ads - they don’t show up for me at all, and they use various methods to hide their true origins so I can’t usually find them in the Adsense control panel. I just spent a few minutes looking through their ad review pages and I don’t see anything like the one you posted.

I’ll send a support ticket to make them aware this is happening, but there’s not much else I can do, sorry.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:11:32pm
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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:11:57pm
President Donald J. Trump will send a Presidential Delegation to Bangkok, Thailand to attend the Royal Cremation Ceremony of His Majesty the late King Bhumibol Adulyadej on October 26, 2017. Secretary of Defense James Mattis will lead the delegation as the President’s Special Envoy, joined by United States Ambassador to the Kingdom of Thailand Glyn Davies. President Trump extends his profound condolences on behalf of the American people for the passing of His Majesty the late King Bhumibol Adulyadej. He was a champion of the Thai people and the United States-Thailand alliance. His innovative work, diplomacy, and 70 years of selfless service will ensure that his legacy will live on for many generations to come.

whitehouse.gov (Press Office release)

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meteor  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:12:01pm

re: #66 jaunte

And that’s a federal crime. Huzzah!

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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:13:22pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:16:22pm
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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:18:49pm

re: #101 Backwoods_Sleuth

Is Steve Bannon drinking again?

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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:19:41pm

re: #99 meteor

And that’s a federal crime. Huzzah!

Don’t tear up your tickets. Jeff Sessions has to order his department to charge him with something first.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:20:37pm

While we wouldn’t be dead in the water if California seceded, it would fuck a lot of things up.

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calochortus  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:24:02pm

re: #104 Eclectic Cyborg

While we wouldn’t be dead in the water if California seceded, it would fuck a lot of things up.

Not going to happen. The vast majority of people in CA aren’t talking about it-except when asked by people from other states.

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William Lewis  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:24:42pm

re: #104 Eclectic Cyborg

While we wouldn’t be dead in the water if California seceded, it would fuck a lot of things up.

It would, I think, eventually shatter the rest of the US into about 5 other pieces which would have Putin cheering right up until he realized that the Chinese were waiting for him to be that stupid…

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Unshaken Defiance  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:27:33pm

re: #101 Backwoods_Sleuth

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ObserverArt  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:28:15pm

re: #102 Anymouse 🌹

Is Steve Bannon drinking again?

Did he stop???

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Unshaken Defiance  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:28:42pm

California seceding about as likely as Donald trump sticking to the truth on twitter.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:30:32pm

re: #101 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Putin’s pal who was spearheading Calexit is back in Russia. But Cokesnorter Bannon doesn’t care. Nothing would give him more pleasure than to see California try and secede because then the RepubliKKKlans will retaliate by nuking Sodom San Francisco and Gomorrah Hollywood. And the RepubliKKKlans would cheer when the nukes are dropped…

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makeitstop  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:30:54pm
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wrenchwench  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:31:18pm

re: #94 jaunte

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St. Ronnie will be rolling with them. And that’s how far back you’d have to go to get someone who would really hurt Trump if they all joined together.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:33:03pm

re: #111 makeitstop

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Trump is showing what his priorities are. And he could care less about colored people who don’t speak Murkan…

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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:34:50pm

re: #113 Joe Bacon 🌹

Trump is showing what his priorities are. And he could care less about colored people who don’t speak Murkan… anyone not named Trump

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Birth Control Works  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:35:46pm

I can’t keep track of all the fake scandals and legitimate outrages.

All I know is that this administration is not good for women and it follows, not good for anyone.

Except the market.

Whacko capitalists seem to think that is all that matters.

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:36:41pm

re: #115 Birth Control Works

And as usual they are wrong.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:37:07pm

re: #115 Birth Control Works

I can’t keep track of all the fake scandals and legitimate outrages.

All I know is that this administration is not good for women and it follows, not good for anyone.

Except the market.

Whacko capitalists seem to think that is all that matters.

Sure is amazing how all those RepubliKKKlans who demanded Obama’s impeachment over anything he did are given Orange Foolius pass after pass…

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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:37:29pm
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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:39:03pm
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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:41:21pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:42:20pm
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jaunte  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:42:52pm

re: #120 Charles Johnson

Blinders.

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Skip Intro  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:43:19pm

re: #122 jaunte

Blinders.

And a Russion bot.

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:43:37pm

re: #121 Backwoods_Sleuth

Wow. That is one big hailstone.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:44:51pm

re: #124 PhillyPretzel

Wow. That is one big hailstone.

Looks like a damn baseball.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:48:04pm
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jaunte  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:49:29pm
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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:53:54pm
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TedStriker  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:55:38pm

re: #128 Charles Johnson

You liberals are completely oblivious to facts&reality.Once the swamp begins to be drained your butts are gonna pucker@the rate jails fill

— doc (@DocbobLV) October 21, 2017

Huh?

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Birth Control Works  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:56:33pm

re: #129 TedStriker

Huh?

labels,

I’m tired of labels.

Liberal, Conservative, millenial … .

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jaunte  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:56:48pm

What is it with conservatives and prison rape fantasies?

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:57:04pm

re: #129 TedStriker

Huh?

Apparently us liberals are the corrupt ones, and Trump is going to “start draining the swamp” (wait, he hasn’t been doing that this whole time?) and putting us in jail by the thousands. That’s alright, little snowflake. We’ll wait. Not in any hurry.

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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:57:05pm

re: #130 Birth Control Works

labels,

I’m tired of labels.

Liberal, Conservative, millenial … .

rational, reasonable, sane… .

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jaunte  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:58:40pm
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I Would Prefer Not To  Oct 21, 2017 • 4:58:55pm

re: #102 Anymouse 🌹

Is Steve Bannon drinking again?

Did he ever stop?

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:00:17pm

re: #135 I Would Prefer Not To

He is waiting for next delivery. /

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:00:29pm

re: #128 Charles Johnson

Who is committing crimes in DC that will be put in jail? The only ones that I currently see are the executive branch leadership who are violating laws like the administrative records act, the presidential records act, ok, pretty much every records act out there, the methodology that they are using to recind regulations is in violation of the administrative procedures act, they are violating a shit ton of ethics rules, and the list goes on.

I don’t think doc thought his tweet through very well.

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Birth Control Works  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:01:09pm

off to photoshop again, and I’m trying to learn illustrator.

pray for me.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:01:50pm

re: #137 Colère Tueur de Lapin

Who is committing crimes in DC that will be put in jail? The only ones that I currently see are the executive branch leadership who are violating laws like the administrative records act, the presidential records act, ok, pretty much every records act out there, the methodology that they are using to recind regulations is in violation of the administrative procedures act, they are violating a shit ton of ethics rules, and the list goes on.

I don’t think doc thought his tweet through very well.

Of course not. That presupposes that this person thinks, which is a faulty assumption.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:02:13pm

Illustrator is fun. I like vector drawing programs, they are so nice and logical.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:02:36pm

re: #139 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Of course not. That presupposes that this person thinks, which is a faulty assumption.

Point taken.

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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:02:47pm

There’s always a tweet… .

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:04:10pm

re: #141 Colère Tueur de Lapin

Point taken.

With that said, it’s obvious that this person is expecting Obama administration members and holdovers to start getting arrested any day now. This seems to be their big thing, that apparently every Democrat is a lawbreaker. Which is, as usual, projection writ large.

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Skip Intro  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:06:33pm

re: #143 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Not just them. Liberals, all of them, because they’re enemies of the State now. RINOS too.

Don’t underestimate the hatred of these people. They’ve had 30 years of programming from talk radio and Fox to burn it in.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:08:46pm

re: #143 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

With that said, it’s obvious that this person is expecting Obama administration members and holdovers to start getting arrested any day now. This seems to be their big thing, that apparently every Democrat is a lawbreaker. Which is, as usual, projection writ large.

Because this is the #1 lie that the Republican 24/7 Bullshit Machine has been cranking out for the past 40 years!

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:09:22pm

re: #143 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

re: #144 Skip Intro

Basically, the liberty mask is/has slipped and the authoritative mask is locking in place. The right wing loves them some dictators.

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Anymouse 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:12:06pm

I’m off for a nap. Catch y’all later… .

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:16:27pm

re: #144 Skip Intro

Not just them. Liberals, all of them, because they’re enemies of the State now. RINOS too.

Don’t underestimate the hatred of these people. They’ve had 30 years of programming from talk radio and Fox to burn it in.

Oh, no, I definitely hear you. 100%. You know my backstory, you know I know exactly where these assholes are coming from.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:18:13pm

JFC, he just doesn’t know (or care) how things really work

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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:20:22pm
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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:22:17pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:24:43pm

re: #151 Charles Johnson

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You forget, he’s on the golf course (or relaxing at one of his golf resorts, assuming he’s not actually on the course itself right now). What else is he going to do, besides commit multiple counts of sexual harassment and/or assault?

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jaunte  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:25:07pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:25:36pm

re: #153 jaunte

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But the Nazis were left-wing…///

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:26:08pm

re: #152 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

You forget, he’s on the golf course (or relaxing at one of his golf resorts, assuming he’s not actually on the course itself right now). What else is he going to do, besides commit multiple counts of sexual harassment and/or assault?

He will cheat enough on the golf course to get that 73 score again. And he’ll celebrate with that fantastic chocolate cake with two scoops of French Vanilla ice cream…

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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:26:30pm
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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:27:05pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:27:19pm

re: #155 Joe Bacon 🌹

He will cheat enough on the golf course to get that 73 score again. And he’ll celebrate with that fantastic chocolate cake with two scoops of French Vanilla ice cream…

In the meantime, I scrimped on calories all day in order to be able to indulge in some fried food and alcoholic beverages in the evening. Keeping myself to 1200 calories - even after having McDonald’s for breakfast - was no mean feat.

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retired cynic  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:28:42pm

re: #138 Birth Control Works

off to photoshop again, and I’m trying to learn illustrator.

pray for me.

Illustrator is the hardest of the bunch for me, until you move to Premiere!

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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:28:57pm

Well, thanks for telling me what I missed

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retired cynic  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:32:14pm

re: #160 FormerDirtDart

Well, thanks for telling me what I missed

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I tried, but it was overcast last night here. (sad face)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:35:18pm
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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:36:01pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:36:34pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:39:10pm
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William Lewis  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:41:57pm

re: #153 jaunte

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Sigh. I’d get in so much trouble here if I said what that makes me think…

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William Lewis  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:45:56pm

re: #156 FormerDirtDart

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Where now the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?
Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing?
Where is the hand on the harp-string, and the red fire glowing?
Where is the spring and the harvest and the tall corn growing?
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
Who shall gather the smoke of the dead wood burning?
Or behold the flowing years from the Sea returning?

Yeah, Tolkien was our poet against the Fascist threat then. We’d do well to listen to him again.

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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:46:46pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:51:29pm
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Ghost of the Mare Island Mud Puppy  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:57:30pm

re: #102 Anymouse 🌹

Is Steve Bannon drinking again?

When did he stop?

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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 5:58:48pm
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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:02:30pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:04:31pm

re: #170 Ghost of the Mare Island Mud Puppy

When did he stop?

Not only is he drinking, he’s probably snorting coke just like his idol BreitFART did. It’s only a matter of time that Bannon does the dirt nap the same way his mentor did!

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Targetpractice  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:04:37pm

re: #171 FormerDirtDart

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“Look at this affidavit signed as part of the agreement to receive a $32 million settlement! That’s proof that nothing happened!”

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prairiefire  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:09:43pm

re: #173 Joe Bacon 🌹

Not only is he drinking, he’s probably snorting coke just like his idol BreitFART did. It’s only a matter of time that Bannon does the dirt nap the same way his mentor did!

I’ll never understand when corpulent, middle aged people do cocaine. That’s a young man’s drug.

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Belafon  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:13:31pm

re: #175 prairiefire

I’ll never understand when corpulent, middle aged people do cocaine. That’s a young man’s drug.

Why do they keep marrying younger women?

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William Lewis  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:14:34pm

re: #175 prairiefire

I’ll never understand when corpulent, middle aged people do cocaine. That’s a young man’s drug.

Kills them too, just not as quickly. Just replace world for coke & Papa Hemingway had it down in the day…

“The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry.”

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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:15:15pm
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Unshaken Defiance  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:15:43pm

re: #175 prairiefire

I’ll never understand when corpulent, middle aged people do cocaine. That’s a young man’s drug.

I think it has to do with intoxicating young women. Easier way to find sex.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:33:20pm
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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:33:34pm

Another Amazing Fact From The Right Wing Alternative Universe:

California does not require any ID or proof of citizenship to vote. Literally anybody can vote,and since no ID is required, there is no way to know or prove who voted. So, no proof of ilegal voting nor any way to prove that voters are citizens.

ya just walk in and vote, see? no questions asked!!

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:38:03pm

re: #181 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

Another Amazing Fact From The Right Wing Alternative Universe:

California does not require any ID or proof of citizenship to vote. Literally anybody can vote,and since no ID is required, there is no way to know or prove who voted. So, no proof of ilegal voting nor any way to prove that voters are citizens.

ya just walk in and vote, see? no questions asked!!

Vote early, vote often.

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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:39:46pm
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TedStriker  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:40:53pm

re: #175 prairiefire

I’ll never understand when corpulent, middle aged people do cocaine. That’s a young man’s drug.

Hell, Belushi and Farley were big guys, but not “old” at all when they bought it.

Cocaine’s a helluva drug…

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:41:56pm

re: #183 FormerDirtDart

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To the topic of the Slate article: Give me one goddamn good reason why I shouldn’t be painting Niger as Trump’s Benghazi. I fucking dare you.

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William Lewis  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:44:12pm

re: #185 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

To the topic of the Slate article: Give me one goddamn good reason why I shouldn’t be painting Niger as Trump’s Benghazi. I fucking dare you.

Amen. This is exactly what we need to be doing to point out the utter hypocrisy of the whole Benghazi BullShit in the first place.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:45:23pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:45:28pm

Walking out of Walmart tonight I saw a car with a bumper sticker that said FUCK THE LEFT.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:46:40pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:47:04pm

re: #189 Charles Johnson

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NO!!! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE GOD-EMPEROR!!!

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:48:00pm

re: #183 FormerDirtDart

Liberals, do not try to turn Niger into Trump’s Benghazi

sounds to me like the man is afraid

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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:48:31pm

I am so done with some of these moralistic journalists.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:49:14pm

re: #188 Eclectic Cyborg

Walking out of Walmart tonight I saw a car with a bumper sticker that said FUCK THE LEFT.

well, at least it’s a closely reasoned, well documented counter argument

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Belafon  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:52:16pm

re: #183 FormerDirtDart

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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:52:43pm
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William Lewis  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:55:31pm

re: #188 Eclectic Cyborg

Walking out of Walmart tonight I saw a car with a bumper sticker that said FUCK THE LEFT.

I wonder if they’d even recognize the left in their midst?

Forex I have this on my truck…

Perhaps to make it explicit enough for them to undersand I should use this?

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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 6:56:44pm
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jaunte  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:00:01pm

Walked out to listen to the coyotes and owls for a bit, and caught a few stragglers from the Orionid meteor shower.

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jaunte  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:01:47pm
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William Lewis  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:02:03pm

re: #197 FormerDirtDart

Goddamn it’s good to know at least one western leader has a fucking clue.

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jaunte  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:04:10pm

re: #197 FormerDirtDart

Asked if capitalism had failed New Zealanders on low incomes, Ms Ardern was blunt: “If you have hundreds of thousands of children living in homes without enough to survive, that’s a blatant failure. What else could you describe it as?”

Verified tweeters who don’t read past the headline. A worry.

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William Lewis  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:04:15pm

re: #198 jaunte

Walked out to listen to the coyotes and owls for a bit, and caught a few stragglers from the Orionid meteor shower.

Clouds and rain here; glad you saw them.

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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:04:52pm
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ObserverArt  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:05:03pm

Is it me, or does the Slate article totally leave out one big aspect of the Benghazi freakout?

That would be the political theater aspect of the actions of the Republican Congress.

We have discussions of why Republicans win elections. One of them is because they use things like Benghazi to do their whole political dramatic story telling of how Benghazi is a complete reflection of the Democratic party and how evil people like Obama and Clinton are.

The Republicans put on all those investigation because it is part of their continuing run to keep control. It sells to their base. They are doing something about all those nasty Democrats.

A person on the left tosses out the idea Niger might be Trump’s Bengahzi and Slate says no don’t go there, and where does Maddow get off???

The Republicans know Benghazi was a big conspiracy theory, they just realized it sold. The press ran with it, their base took it to heart, why not run those investigations and trash Democrats (Republicans started running against Hillary right then)?

But no, Democrats can’t get a little mileage out of something like Niger because…well Slate…because why?

And this is another little part of why Democrats lose elections. We don’t need conspiracy theories and investigations, but damn well hard questions and a bit of a fit for a little political theater for the left is in order.

But be sure to run it by some of the new media first. They need to see if it passes their taste test.

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JordanRules  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:05:53pm

What a loss. Chris is an amazing activist and important voice for Michigan.

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Belafon  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:06:13pm

re: #196 William Lewis

To me that’s annoying based on real definitions of liberal, socialist, conservative, etc.

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William Lewis  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:08:31pm

re: #203 FormerDirtDart

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Well, I can look forward to the shrieks of those who hate the constitution.

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:08:45pm

re: #205 JordanRules

What a loss. Chris is an amazing activist and important voice for Michigan.

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What loss? That’s a fund raising tweet.

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boredtechindenver  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:09:52pm
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JordanRules  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:14:15pm

re: #208 Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis

My loss of ability to read further while I’m jumping to conclusions and marinating jerk chicken?
Thanks! I hope they get the funding needed.

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Unshaken Defiance  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:14:21pm

Scary Headline National Interest dot com
U.S. Sends Hundreds Of Thousands Of Bombs To Guam As North Korea Threat Looms

Truth

This shipment will replace expired munitions and support an overall growth of more than 10% of total munitions on hand on Guam. The munitions will increase the overall availability of day-to-day training assets and War Reserve Material stocks to support warfighting capabilities.

“Munitions stocks expire or are expended during the year so we continually receive new assets to supplement the lost munitions,” said Maj. Erik Schmid, 36th Munitions Squadron commander. “The inbound munitions ensure required assets are available in theater to support national objectives.”

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BeachDem  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:16:19pm

re: #188 Eclectic Cyborg

Walking out of Walmart tonight I saw a car with a bumper sticker that said FUCK THE LEFT.

I pulled a $20 from my wallet and it had a quote balloon with “Fuck Trump” stamped on it.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:17:26pm

re: #211 Unshaken Defiance

Scary Headline
U.S. Sends Hundreds Of Thousands Of Bombs To Guam As North Korea Threat Looms

Truth

This is why I hate journalism via Twitter. Everyone these days is looking for a baiting headline. Pisses me right the fuck off. Just say it plainly, and if you can’t say it plainly in the headline, just say “It’s Fucking Complicated, RTFA” and be done with it.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:22:50pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:24:45pm

re: #181 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

Another Amazing Fact From The Right Wing Alternative Universe:

California does not require any ID or proof of citizenship to vote. Literally anybody can vote,and since no ID is required, there is no way to know or prove who voted. So, no proof of ilegal voting nor any way to prove that voters are citizens.

ya just walk in and vote, see? no questions asked!!

What these RepubliKKKlan liars are saying is bullshit. When I registered to vote, I had to show ID (Passport) to register.

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teleskiguy  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:25:36pm

Looks like our waterhead nincompoop #MAGA fucknut friend ‘Sissy_1022’ has erased all her tweets about Myeshia Johnson’s fake Facebook post. When Dim Jim Hoft’s website says it’s a fake, well…better to memory-hole than to admit you’re wrong. It’s the RWNJ way!

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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:26:32pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:28:52pm

re: #217 FormerDirtDart

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The Whitter Planned Parenthood office has been a standing target of the Radical KKKristians. Coworker told me that she had to walk the gauntlet of KKKristian nuts when she went in just for a health screening…

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:29:03pm

re: #214 Charles Johnson

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:31:54pm

re: #215 Joe Bacon 🌹

What these RepubliKKKlan liars are saying is bullshit. When I registered to vote, I had to show ID (Passport) to register.

yah, me too

republican mon he lie, moron he eat it up

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:32:11pm

re: #216 teleskiguy

Looks like our waterhead nincompoop #MAGA fucknut friend ‘Sissy_1022’ has erased all her tweets about Myeshea Johnson’s fake Facebook post. When Dim Jim Hoft’s website says it’s a fake, well…better to memory-hole than to admit you’re wrong. It’s the RWNJ way!

She blocked me so I can’t see her admit the error of her ways…aw shaving cream, who am I kidding?????

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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:33:44pm
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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:34:38pm

re: #207 William Lewis

Well, I can look forward to the shrieks of those who hate the constitution.

The answer should be easy.
American Legion and VFW establish a trust to maintain monument, buy monument from local government for a dollar.
Solved

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:35:43pm

re: #220 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

yah, me too

republican mon he lie, moron he eat it up

Reminds me of the time I looked at my hometown newspaper (Beaver County Times) on line and saw a letter to the editor claiming that the Los Angeles School District was actively converting kids to the Muslim faith and requiring them to pray 5 times daily during school. I sent a response saying I live in Los Angeles and that is not happening. The result—mulltiple letters accusing me of being muslim…

Which is why I gave up looking at my hometown newspaper on the net…

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William Lewis  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:37:12pm

re: #223 FormerDirtDart

The answer should be easy.
American Legion and VFW establish a trust to maintain monument, buy monument from local government for a dollar.
Solved

But they hate that because this that or the other thing! Feh…

Yeah, that would be the simple and easy way to deal with it. Bet there’s three more court cases before that’s the solution everyone agrees on.

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VegasGolfer  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:37:55pm

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

“JEERS: To Jerry Jones and Liz Taylor, who were the only two people at last Sunday’s Cowboys-Redskins game not standing when the national anthem was played,” the letter said. “Riding out in a cart just before the anthem began was bad enough, but sitting while it was played was more than many of us could handle. Jerry, please note that in Texas, we stand for the national anthem. P.S.: Tom [Landry] always took off his hat.”

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retired cynic  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:41:14pm

re: #227 Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines

He just looks like an unpleasant person. Sounds all the evil.

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jaunte  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:42:04pm

re: #227 Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines

I think the Czech electorate should ask for his 23 and Me report.

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garzooma  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:43:26pm

re: #215 Joe Bacon 🌹

What these RepubliKKKlan liars are saying is bullshit. When I registered to vote, I had to show ID (Passport) to register.

They’re confusing registering and voting.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:44:31pm

re: #222 Charles Johnson

So the Nelson Report says get ready for war.

If Cheetolini does this it will make the Iraq Fiasco look like a Studio 54 Dance Party.

Are those RepubliKKKlans dumb enough to do a “preventative strike” on North Korea?

Have they gamed the scenarios out if China intervenes on North Korea’s side?

I’ve seen scenarios where South Korea may have thousands of casualties in the first week.

How is Dolt 45 going to justify thousands of dead South Koreans?

Is he deluded enough to think that he can just brush them off the same way he has brushed off thousands in Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands?

Are the RepubliKKKlans in Congress going to give him a blank check?

What happens if US forces are completely overrun and South Korea falls?

Did they even think to game out the consequences?

Hell I live in Koreatown here in Los Angeles and if this goes sour a whole lot of people are going to be out in the street venting their anger!

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majii  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:46:15pm

re: #216 teleskiguy

“Looks like our waterhead nincompoop #MAGA fucknut friend ‘Sissy_1022’ has erased all her tweets about Myeshia Johnson’s fake Facebook post. When Dim Jim Hoft’s website says it’s a fake, well…better to memory-hole than to admit you’re wrong. It’s the RWNJ way!”

What really, really, really, pisses me off about many on the right is that they’re so easily duped into believing BS. This ticks me off because I keep seeing them letting others do their thinking for them, and when they discover they’ve allowed others to make fools of them, they pretend that they never supported the things we know, and can prove, that they supported. ‘Sizzy_1022’, as my parents would have said, has “shown her natural *ss to the world.” Now that she’s discovered she was wrong about Mrs. Johnson, she’s now in the process of trying to make it all go away. She can delete those offensive tweets, but she can’t erase the fact that there are thousands of us who know, and will remember, what she did. At this point, I’d advise her to delete her Twitter account.

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Odie Hugh Manatee  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:46:38pm

It’s a bit long but it was a huge pile of shit to think my way through. I’ve ‘digested’ what Kelly said in his presser and my conclusion is that it’s fucked up in just about every way I look at it.

Kelly mentions civilian leadership of the military then veers off into how those who have never been a part of the military will never understand their special bond and the way they view their role in our nation. His saying this sets up a divide between civilians and the military, one that should never exist (IMO). This tells me that he is a person who believes that civilians will never be on the same level as members of our military, nor will they ever understand what this means. Those of us who have not served understand that those who have served do have a special bond but to have a military leader (former or not) state that in the way he did, when he did, is just wrong.

Kelly talks about how the Tangerine NAZI Rape Clown did nothing wrong when he called the wife of Lt. Johnson and grunted out his ‘condolences’ and then goes on to basically describe how he pretty much instructed Fuckface Von Clownstick in what to say. This means that, once again, Combover Caligula blew it. Stating what he did confirmed to me, once again, that Putin’s Circus Peanut has the attention span of a gnat, the intellectual depth of a thimble and is as empathetic as a pile of bullshit.

Kelly states how he is aghast at the Congresswoman listening in on the horrible shit that Hair Furor said without knowing the totality of the circumstances that led to her being present in the car during that call. This tells me that when Commander Fucknoodle’s shit hits the fan, Kelly opens his mouth, swallows it and then barfs up whatever he views as necessary to cover Twitler’s ass.

Kelly reminisces about how at some point in his past women were once revered by men but to his deepest regrets that is no longer the case. What this tells me is that he never really respected women in the first place. It also tells me that he thinks it’s open season on any women that he or his party disapproves of.

Kelly talks of the honor and respect that those in the military deserve and then goes on to tell a bullshit made up story about Congresswoman Wilson that was specifically worded to make her look like an empty, grubby, opportunistic Democratic politician. IOW, a horrible woman, thus justifying his view that such women no longer deserve his respect. This shows me that he he has no problem tossing any honor and respect for others out the window and shitting all over them, in this case a woman who deserves kudos for her life’s accomplishments. His actions were to confirm the conservative caricatures of Democratic politicians as evil, empty soulless monsters.

By giving cover to the Jaundiced Jackass and his abuse of Gold Star parents and spouses, Kelly allowed Mango Mussolini to cover wipe his ass with the memory of his son. This shows me that when his son was KIA while serving in Iraq during the Obama administration and Kelly had said he didn’t want his son’s death to be politicized, what Kelly really meant was that it wasn’t the right time to do so. What he did was show me that his son’s memory means less to him than the cover it offers his boss, Comrade Chaos. Wow…

In the end, what I got from his presser was that he is a cold, calculating, misogynistic, opportunistic bald faced liar who has no use for facts and thinks that his military service puts him and those like him on a level above the civilians they serve. These are not traits anyone would want in a leader of our military, let alone the Chief of Staff in the Kim Jong Orange administration.

Did I miss anything? There was a lot there to process, that’s for sure. If this was food I would have the shits for a month, that’s how bad it was.

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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:47:29pm
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JordanRules  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:51:02pm
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jaunte  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:51:56pm

re: #233 Odie Hugh Manatee

Two of my daughters and two of my sons-in law are veterans, and I don’t think Kelly has any respect for them or their service, because they would disagree with him politically, and he’s using their service and that of every other person in the military as a cheap bit of rhetoric to support his authoritarian tendencies.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:54:13pm

re: #234 FormerDirtDart

[Embedded content]

Pretty easy to guess. Cheating at golf and assaulting nubile young women.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:55:13pm

Spotted on Facebook

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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:55:32pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:56:49pm

re: #239 FormerDirtDart

[Embedded content]

That’s a legit Oh, SHIT moment right there. Wonder if that ever happens at Mobile…

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Charles Johnson  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:57:05pm

AJplus is the rebranded propaganda network Al Jazeera, by the way, a state organ of the religious oligarchy of Qatar.

Just sayin’. It’s not as obviously bad as Russia Today, but it is a propaganda network dedicated to sowing discord in the US.

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teleskiguy  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:57:37pm

re: #234 FormerDirtDart

Shot:

Chaser:

I DON’T SEE THE BIG DEAL! BY THIS TIME IN OBUMMER’S PRESIDENCY HE HAD GOLFED 400 DAYS!

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teleskiguy  Oct 21, 2017 • 7:59:15pm
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majii  Oct 21, 2017 • 8:00:43pm

re: #237 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

“Pretty easy to guess. Cheating at golf and assaulting nubile young women.”

One thing was made very clear today: None of the five previous presidents want anything to do with his *ss. I saw Greg Abbott with them in a pic, sitting up there grinning. After the horrible things he said and did to Pres. Obama for sh*ts and giggles, he should have been too ashamed to appear anywhere near him, yet, there he was, trying to take credit for a benefit concert he had nothing to do with.

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JordanRules  Oct 21, 2017 • 8:01:09pm

re: #233 Odie Hugh Manatee

Nice job digging thru many of the layers of terribleness. It was bad in so many ways that it is indeed hard to reflect on all of them.

He chose to shield 45 in a gross way instead of continuing to personally benefit from a lot of good intentions that were instinctively granted him.

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jaunte  Oct 21, 2017 • 8:01:18pm
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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Oct 21, 2017 • 8:01:34pm

re: #232 majii


What really, really, really, pisses me off about many on the right is that they’re so easily duped into believing BS. This ticks me off because I keep seeing them letting others do their thinking for them, .

This characteristic of RWNJs also makes them think that we (on the left) do the same thing. Projection, it’s not just a river in Egypt anymore or even a dessert topping.

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JordanRules  Oct 21, 2017 • 8:03:23pm

re: #241 Charles Johnson

I did not know that. Thanks for the info.

Being not as obvious I gather makes them better at it too.

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Oct 21, 2017 • 8:03:39pm
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allegro  Oct 21, 2017 • 8:11:05pm

I have to…. GO ASTROS!

Bottom of the 8th, they lead 4-0.

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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 8:13:03pm

re: #250 allegro

I have to…. GO ASTROS!

Bottom of the 8th, they lead 4-0.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 21, 2017 • 8:13:05pm

re: #250 allegro

I have to…. GO ASTROS!

Bottom of the 8th, they lead 4-0.

On the Twins forum, they asked a question about which team was the second-favorite team amongst Twins fans. The most common answer was, “Whichever team is playing the Yankees.” I believe that holds true tonight above all nights. GO ‘STROS!

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William Lewis  Oct 21, 2017 • 8:14:17pm

re: #241 Charles Johnson

AJplus is the rebranded propaganda network Al Jazeera, by the way, a state organ of the religious oligarchy of Qatar.

Just sayin’. It’s not as obviously bad as Russia Today, but it is a propaganda network dedicated to sowing discord in the US.

Interesting. I had never gotten that impression from them: Pro-Islam network yes but I’d not seen an inherent Anti-US take in any of the versions I’ve paid attention to. I’m obviously able to have missed something so if you could, Charles, please point me at that? I’d rather gotten to like AJ while they were a network in the US but I’d rather learn the truth.

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BeachDem  Oct 21, 2017 • 8:14:47pm

Just back from the “job” for the evening. Tomorrow is the last day and I don’t have to be there till 10 am. Then I get to go home for four days and it’s off to the next week of insanity.

Sooooo tired—even when I get to go to sleep, I can’t. I am too old for this shit. But I had some good peeps working for me (also some total losers, but I tried to weed them out early in the week.)

I’m amazed that even with limited time to follow the idiocy of the yam, I have been disgusted and nauseated as much as usual all week. It is just a never-ending nightmare and we can’t wake up.

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teleskiguy  Oct 21, 2017 • 8:15:11pm

By the end of 2017, the band Phish will have played in New York City 17 times *just in 2017.*

Phish has played in Houston *twice* in their entire career, last time was in 1994.

Useless trivia, just so I can say GO ASTROS!

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 21, 2017 • 8:19:12pm

A refresher from last year’s postseason, sadly not directly applicable anymore:

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allegro  Oct 21, 2017 • 8:19:55pm

Whee!!! Astros heading for the World Series!

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Stanley Sea  Oct 21, 2017 • 8:29:04pm

re: #257 allegro

Whee!!! Astros heading for the World Series!

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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petesh  Oct 21, 2017 • 8:35:47pm

re: #233 Odie Hugh Manatee

Seems right to me.

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FormerDirtDart  Oct 21, 2017 • 8:36:39pm

re: #257 allegro

Whee!!! Astros heading for the World Series!

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Oct 21, 2017 • 8:54:50pm

re: #230 garzooma

They’re confusing registering and voting.

exactly


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