An Excellent Live Jam From Snarky Puppy Pianist Bill Laurance: “Denmark Hill”

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“Denmark Hill” from Bill Laurance’s CD/DVD “Union Chapel”

“Union Chapel” is available now:

iTunes : http://smarturl.it/UnionChapel_iTu
Physical: https://store.groundupmusic.net/collections/bill-laurance

Bill Laurance: Piano, Roli Seaboard and Fender Rhodes
Michael League: Moog Little Phatty and Electric Bass
Robert “Sput” Searight: Drums
Felix Higginbottom: Percussion Vera Van Der Bie: Violin
Isabella Petersen: Viola
Annie Tangberg: Cello
Katie Christie: French Horn

Arranged by Bill Laurance
Produced by Bill Laurance
Engineered by Simon Hendry
Mixed by Nic Hard at Lime Beat Studio, NY www.billlaurance.com www.groundupmusic.net

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Bubblehead II  Nov 11, 2017 • 4:44:53pm
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Charles Johnson  Nov 11, 2017 • 4:50:27pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 11, 2017 • 4:51:43pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 11, 2017 • 4:53:13pm

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and he also misspelled Philippines.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 11, 2017 • 4:54:11pm
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HappyWarrior  Nov 11, 2017 • 4:56:47pm

Wtf is wrong with him?

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Targetpractice  Nov 11, 2017 • 4:59:55pm

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The man has spent more time today bitching about how the “haters” are keeping us from being buddies with Vlad than he has honoring our vets.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:01:01pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:01:14pm
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teleskiguy  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:01:16pm

re: #6 HappyWarrior

Wtf is wrong with him?

Brain worms from all that Russian hooker piss he gargled back in the day at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:03:32pm

re: #10 teleskiguy

Brain worms from all that Russian hooker piss he gargled back in the day at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton.

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Heh true. Man he’s a disgrace. At least Bush never belittled Americans in favor of dictators. America First, my ass, he’s Trump first and only.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:04:22pm
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Ace Rothstein  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:04:41pm

re: #6 HappyWarrior

Wtf is wrong with him?

Everything.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:05:45pm

re: #13 Backwoods_Sleuth

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:05:50pm

“I don’t get to watch much television, primarily because of documents. I am reading documents a lot and different things.”

i really get tired of hearing a president of the united states talk like a ten year old

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Ace Rothstein  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:06:08pm

re: #15 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

i think that’s the parody account

Nope. Blue check mark.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:09:02pm

re: #14 Ace Rothstein

Everything.

Heh true.

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FormerDirtDart  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:09:09pm

Well, I’ve putting off walking the dogs in the intermittent light rain for about an hour and a half.
Time to human up

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teleskiguy  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:09:37pm
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Targetpractice  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:12:14pm

“The Russian reset was a mistake and it was foolish of Hillary/Obama to do it! Now watch as I show even less caution while fondling Vlad’s balls every chance I get!”

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HappyWarrior  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:14:57pm

I really hate this guy.

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:15:29pm

So much winning. My head is spinning, spinning, spinning.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:18:40pm
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Targetpractice  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:19:56pm

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Hey Jim, it’s hard to understand you with Donny’s dick in your mouth.

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Dave In Austin  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:20:52pm

SplashPuppy Break!!

Facebook Video

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Charles Johnson  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:24:12pm
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Decatur Deb  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:26:03pm

In other weird Alabama happenings, Auburn took down Georgia 40-14.

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:26:18pm

Never mind.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:27:21pm

re: #27 Charles Johnson

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In this era of relative peace, people have a hard time conceiving of states like Russia as “hostile”. They’re not at open war with us, and the Cold War is over too, so can’t we just be friends? The thing is, the Russians still don’t like us because we won the damn Cold War. They were left to play catch-up and have been failing, and they are doing their damnedest to sabotage us so they can take our place. That is a hostile state, regardless of if they’re openly fighting us.

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Skip Intro  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:27:43pm

re: #15 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

i think that’s the parody account

Nope, it’s the asshole himself.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:28:38pm

re: #15 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

i think that’s the parody account

That has been EVERYBODY’S initial reaction tonight.

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Nyet  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:28:58pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:29:19pm

Sure, it would be great if we could get along with the Russians and be happy. But we shouldn’t just give in to whatever the hell they want just to improve relations with them. That’s not diplomacy, that’s not bargaining, that’s sucking Putin’s dick.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:30:37pm

re: #30 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

In this era of relative peace, people have a hard time conceiving of states like Russia as “hostile”. They’re not at open war with us, and the Cold War is over too, so can’t we just be friends? The thing is, the Russians still don’t like us because we won the damn Cold War. They were left to play catch-up and have been failing, and they are doing their damnedest to sabotage us so they can take our place. That is a hostile state, regardless of if they’re openly fighting us.

Unless the Russian people and the American people once again share a common enemy—their oligarchies working in unison.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:34:13pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:34:59pm
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Targetpractice  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:35:52pm

re: #34 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Sure, it would be great if we could get along with the Russians and be happy. But we shouldn’t just give in to whatever the hell they want just to improve relations with them. That’s not diplomacy, that’s not bargaining, that’s sucking Putin’s dick.

It’s in tune with the “deals” with China that his supporters are playing up: The details are vague, what we know isn’t all that exciting, and odds are we got screwed royally because Xi knew how to distract Donny with shiny trinkets. The idea that he’s prepared to sell us out to Moscow so he and Vlad can be golfing buddies is not that far-fetched.

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Scottish Dragon  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:38:42pm
A tweet posted by Teresa Jones on Friday slams the U.S. Senate candidate by stating information she says she knows from her time working with Moore as a Deputy District Attorney in Gadsden.

“As a Deputy DA in Gadsden when Roy Moore was there, it was common knowledge about Roy’s propensity for teenage girls. I’m appalled that these women are being skewered for the truth,” she wrote.

Jones told CNN on Saturday Moore often went to high school events and to other local hangouts. “It was common knowledge that Roy dated high school girls, everyone we knew thought it was weird…We wondered why someone his age would hang out at high school football games and the mall…”

She also told the network that co-workers thought the situation was odd, but no one confronted him about it. “You really wouldn’t say anything to someone like that,” she said.

al.com

My God. His coworkers in the DA office knew. They knew.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:40:08pm

re: #39 Scottish Dragon

al.com

I saw that. Jeez why didn’t anyone say anything?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:40:24pm
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HappyWarrior  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:41:28pm

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I’m praying you both go away.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:43:14pm

re: #41 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Once again sticking to the mantra that “fake news” = “anything that makes Republicans look bad or don’t like.”

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wheat-dogg  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:43:29pm

I like her message better than Trump’s.

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freetoken  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:45:39pm

The joys of dealing with large files:

1) Microsoft is crap. Every once in awhile I think they do a good thing, but then I try to use their software and I’m reminded of how f*cked up they can be.

In this case it’s a file too large for Excel to import. But the size limits of Excel are well known. But try to find what exactly the online version of Excel can or cannot do. Why do I have to resort to using Google to try and find out what Microsoft software can or cannot do? Why can’t Microsoft have online help that actually helps?

2) Apple: Sigh… Numbers is slick but it’s very limited capability in regards to large files is also well known. Funny thing is that in iCloud the online Numbers can recognize a spreadsheet is a spreadsheet, but won’t tell you it’s too big until it spends a couple of minutes trying.

3) Google: Yeah, freebie online tools up the wazoo, but as nifty as some of them are as freebies, they too are very limited in size capabilities.

So now I’ve got to roll my own quick and dirty software to handle data files of a couple of hundred megabytes each.

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freetoken  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:47:17pm

re: #44 wheat-dogg

Naive young thing. Trump will set her straight in no time.

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Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:47:25pm

re: #41 Backwoods_Sleuth

Franklin Graham needs to rename his church the Temple of the Golden Calf.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:47:38pm
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Charles Johnson  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:47:47pm
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Decatur Deb  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:47:51pm

re: #40 HappyWarrior

I saw that. Jeez why didn’t anyone say anything?

She also told the network that co-workers thought the situation was odd, but no one confronted him about it. “You really wouldn’t say anything to someone like that,” she said.

When asked on Twitter why she did not bring charges against Moore, she posted: “At that time, in that atmosphere unless the girls came forward with specifics, then no, no charges could have been brought. The Weinstein, Hoffman, etc. revelations have made it far more palatable for women to come forward.”

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:49:01pm

re: #45 freetoken

You could be me. I’ve spent most of the last two days trying to run down why, exactly, my database is locking one of its tables - and only one of its tables - in a decidedly un-standard fashion during every single insert or update to that table. It’s causing a number of deadlocks in the system and I have to get to the bottom of why.

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wheat-dogg  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:49:06pm

I posted Naomi Wu’s retweet of some really nasty language directed at her the other day. Turns out Twitter benched her for 12 hours because people objected to the language in the OP’s tweets. No idea if the original tweetster was also banned.

Probably not, as he’s a dudebro.

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wheat-dogg  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:50:12pm

re: #46 freetoken

Naive young thing. Trump will set her straight in no time.

He would have blocked her and her family from coming to America from Aleppo.

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The Major  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:50:21pm

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:50:22pm

re: #47 Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines

Franklin Graham needs to rename his church the Temple of the Golden Calf.

When it comes to Fucked up Franky Graham KKKraKKKer, The Church Of The Golden Asshole is more apropos!

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freetoken  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:50:50pm

re: #53 wheat-dogg

He would have blocked her and her family from coming to America from Aleppo.

She should be careful. Trump may yet try to send her back.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:50:59pm
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William Lewis  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:51:13pm

re: #39 Scottish Dragon

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My God. His coworkers in the DA office knew. They knew.

Of course they did. Everyone knows the ones who are pervs and, more importantly, the subset within the pervs that are really dangerous. Even Stalin is alleged to have told Svetlana Alliluyeva to never be alone with Beria, his pet perv…

White. Male. Privilage.

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William Lewis  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:54:39pm

re: #47 Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines

Franklin Graham needs to rename his church the Temple of the Golden Calf.

I thought his dad was bigoted and a hypocrite but I never doubted his belief and the idea that in his own twisted way, he thought he was serving Christ. Franklin? I’d bet that in his heart he is without any faith at all and is out for as much power and money as he can accrue to himself. His kind is why I have never blamed anyone for thinking Christianity sucks.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:55:33pm
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The Major  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:56:09pm

re: #58 William Lewis

If you think that’s some you should check this out:

One: Roy Moore did not get along with his colleagues in law school or on the Supreme Court. The arguments were not over Christianity.

In law school, the arguments arose from what Disraeli called “falling into a deep groove of illogic and being helpless to allow reason to pull you out.” If Moore’s analysis of a case was tantamount to thinking 1 + 1 = 3, and his classmates reasoned otherwise, there was no backing down by Moore. The class was willing to fight to the death against illogic that no legal mind but one in America would espouse.

Moore never won one argument, and the debates got ugly and personal. The result: gone was the fulfillment a teacher hopes for in the still peace of logic and learning. I had no choice but to abandon the Socratic method of class participation in favor of the lecture mode because of one student: Roy Moore.

And there’s more of Moore….

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:58:06pm

re: #59 William Lewis

I thought his dad was bigoted and a hypocrite but I never doubted his belief and the idea that in his own twisted way, he thought he was serving Christ. Franklin? I’d bet that in his heart he is without any faith at all and is out for as much power and money as he can accrue to himself. His kind is why I have never blamed anyone for thinking Christianity sucks.

My grandparents detested that fake especially after he led 1960 Nixon rallies in prayer.

The Nixon tapes proved what a racist Billy Graham KKKraKKKer really was. And he passed his bigotry and hate to his kids. All of them are sleazy pulpit pimps!

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Scottish Dragon  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:58:53pm

re: #61 The Major

Link not working

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Charles Johnson  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:59:20pm
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BeachDem  Nov 11, 2017 • 5:59:33pm

re: #60 Backwoods_Sleuth

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scottslemmons  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:00:21pm

re: #63 Scottish Dragon

Link not working

Correct link here:
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wheat-dogg  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:01:25pm

re: #56 freetoken

She should be careful. Trump may yet try to send her back.

She doesn’t live in the States. They got asylum in Germany, IIRC. citizenship in Turkey.

Per Wikipedia.

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The Major  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:01:49pm

re: #63 Scottish Dragon

Fixed.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:02:18pm
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freetoken  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:07:09pm

re: #67 wheat-dogg

She doesn’t live in the States. They got asylum in Germany, IIRC.

I expect that if a German election at the national level happens before Trump is gone, he’ll support the far-right minor party candidates.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:09:11pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:11:00pm

don’t hold back Keith…

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Bubblehead II  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:13:34pm

Hey Renaissance_Man.

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wheat-dogg  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:13:50pm

re: #70 freetoken

I expect that if a German election at the national level happens before Trump is gone, he’ll support the far-right minor party candidates.

I corrected my comment. Bana and her family live in Turkey now, where they were granted citizenship.

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FormerDirtDart  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:18:36pm
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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:18:40pm

re: #41 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Jay C  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:18:51pm

re: #72 Backwoods_Sleuth

don’t hold back Keith…

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Renaissance_Man  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:18:58pm

re: #73 Bubblehead II

Hey Renaissance_Man.

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wheat-dogg  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:21:36pm
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Scottish Dragon  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:21:50pm

re: #77 Jay C

The Governor said today there are no plans to delay the election.

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Skip Intro  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:27:46pm

re: #80 Scottish Dragon

The Governor said today there are no plans to delay the election.

So Hewett’s just fluffing Trump like he has since the orange monster was elected. I hope the WaPo fires his ass.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:29:17pm

re: #81 Skip Intro

So Hewett’s just fluffing Trump like he has since the orange monster was elected. I hope the WaPo fires his ass.

But that right wing gasbag still has a home at…

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Jay C  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:29:32pm

re: #80 Scottish Dragon

The Governor said today there are no plans to delay the election.

Good. I guess.
So hopefully my question in no. 77 is moot (one legal term I do know!).

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:30:05pm

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:34:57pm
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Charles Johnson  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:36:30pm
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William Lewis  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:38:01pm

So, for the guitar players, I was in my hometown for the week for training for the postal job. I brought my Casino Coupe along and then stopped in at the local guitar shop.

They had a new Fender 65 reissue Princeton Reverb on the floor.

OMFG. I have never loved the sound of an amp like this one before. I’ve used Silverface PR’s and always wanted one but this was a whole different creature, especially doing odd things like cranking it to 10 and using powerchords. Even with the 2 6V6 breaking up there was still that freaking Princeton chime in the sound. Metal/Pop Punk with that chime is an amazingly different thing - makes you want major keys and sunny chord progressions :LOL:

Even simply doing the things it’s supposed to be used for at lower volumes, it was a revelation to hear two P90 pickups on a fully hollow body guitar. Surf punk heaven. “Walk Don’t Run” was a joy to play, though I probably had the spring reverb tank cranked higher than most people would enjoy :D

I’ve always loved the Princeton sound I knew before but this 65 was that and then some. $1000 so it isn’t going to come to my house soon, but I hope I can get one someday.

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:39:37pm

re: #15 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

i think that’s the parody account

Nope, Trump actually tweeted that

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Charles Johnson  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:42:08pm

If you look at Jack Posobiec’s Twitter timeline, it’s unreal. This guy is tweeting hundreds of hate-tweets every single day, every few minutes, sometimes only seconds apart. There’s something seriously weird going on here.

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Targetpractice  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:43:10pm

“Gov Ivey must delay the Alabama special election!”

“Why? Has one of the candidates bowed out?”

“Well no, but…”

“Did one of them die?”

“No, but…”

“Has one of them been charged with a crime?”

“Technically no, statute of limits and age of consent apply, but…”

“So why would we delay the election?”

“BECAUSE WE MIGHT LOSE!!!”

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:46:04pm

re: #50 Decatur Deb

Since the age of consent was 16, he could legally date a lot of high school girls, creepy as it is.

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Skip Intro  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:46:16pm

re: #89 Charles Johnson

If you look at Jack Posobiec’s Twitter timeline, it’s unreal. This guy is tweeting hundreds of hate-tweets every single day, every few minutes, sometimes only seconds apart. There’s something seriously weird going on here.

Must a slow time for the urine collection officer.

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:51:17pm

re: #75 FormerDirtDart

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Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:52:26pm

These were ordinary production line commercial vehicles rather than show pieces or prototypes.

Facebook Post

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plansbandc  Nov 11, 2017 • 6:56:07pm

re: #94 Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines

That is so cool!

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jaunte  Nov 11, 2017 • 7:00:23pm
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Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines  Nov 11, 2017 • 7:01:01pm

re: #95 plansbandc

That is so cool!

I wouldn’t return to that grim time for anything but they did have a glorious sense of style.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 11, 2017 • 7:01:20pm
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Bubblehead II  Nov 11, 2017 • 7:03:19pm

re: #78 Renaissance_Man

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 11, 2017 • 7:04:36pm
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Interesting Times  Nov 11, 2017 • 7:05:04pm

re: #96 jaunte

Who wore it better?

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plansbandc  Nov 11, 2017 • 7:07:56pm

re: #98 Backwoods_Sleuth

Me when the pizza arrives.

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freetoken  Nov 11, 2017 • 7:08:46pm

re: #100 Backwoods_Sleuth

The Party of Family Values in 2017: slut shaming the Virgin Mary.

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Belafon  Nov 11, 2017 • 7:09:07pm

re: #100 Backwoods_Sleuth

I missed this the first time I read the replied to Chapman’s tweet:

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retired cynic  Nov 11, 2017 • 7:29:22pm

The oddest thing! There is a junco hanging on my window screen, not a foot from where I type. I opened the curtains and he just looks at me. Flutters away, hovers and comes back.

That’s a new one! Had the usual yard full of deer, possums and raccoons when I got home after dark with groceries, but now a loving junco.

Have I said lately how much I hate it being dark so early???

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 11, 2017 • 7:29:52pm
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retired cynic  Nov 11, 2017 • 7:30:37pm

re: #106 Backwoods_Sleuth

Well, my junco didn’t SAY anything…

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 11, 2017 • 7:32:30pm
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jaunte  Nov 11, 2017 • 8:03:02pm
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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Nov 11, 2017 • 8:07:59pm

Senate Republicans scrambled on Friday to find a way to block Roy S. Moore’s path to the Senate, exploring extraordinary measures to rid themselves of their own nominee in Alabama after accusations emerged that he had made sexual advances on four teenage girls when he was in his 30s.

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Senate Republicans scrambled on Friday to find a way to block Roy S. Moore’s path to the Senate, exploring extraordinary measures to rid themselves of their own nominee in Alabama after accusations emerged that he had made sexual advances on four teenage girls when he was in his 30s.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Nov 11, 2017 • 8:09:19pm

oops

Alabama state law gives the governor broad authority to set the date of special elections, NYT reports Gov. Kay Ivey may order a new date for the election—sometime early next year—giving Republicans time to ease Roy Moore from the race

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sagehen  Nov 11, 2017 • 8:11:34pm

re: #89 Charles Johnson

If you look at Jack Posobiec’s Twitter timeline, it’s unreal. This guy is tweeting hundreds of hate-tweets every single day, every few minutes, sometimes only seconds apart. There’s something seriously weird going on here.

More than an individual human could manage?

Is he a team of people, or a bot with multiple programmers?

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Nov 11, 2017 • 8:14:12pm

Republican senators and their advisers, in a flurry of phone calls, emails and text messages, discussed fielding a write-in candidate, pushing Alabama’s governor to delay the Dec. 12 special election or even not seating Mr. Moore at all should he be elected. In an interview, Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, the majority leader, declined to say whether he would agree to seat Mr. Moore should he win. Mr. McConnell deferred a question about a possible write-in campaign by Senator Luther Strange, the current occupant of the seat, to Mr. Strange.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 11, 2017 • 8:21:34pm

re: #110 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

Senate Republicans scrambled on Friday to find a way to block Roy S. Moore’s path to the Senate, exploring extraordinary measures to rid themselves of their own nominee in Alabama after accusations emerged that he had made sexual advances on four teenage girls when he was in his 30s.

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Senate Republicans scrambled on Friday to find a way to block Roy S. Moore’s path to the Senate, exploring extraordinary measures to rid themselves of their own nominee in Alabama after accusations emerged that he had made sexual advances on four teenage girls when he was in his 30s.

mobile.nytimes.com

Now just imagine the fits that Republicans would have thrown if the Massachusettes Senate Race in 2010 had been manipulated this way by Democrats to delay Scott Brown’s seating…

Republicans would have let all hell break loose!

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retired cynic  Nov 11, 2017 • 8:33:31pm

re: #114 Joe Bacon 🌹

Now just imagine the fits that Republicans would have thrown if the Massachusettes Senate Race in 2010 had been manipulated this way by Democrats to delay Scott Brown’s seating…

Republicans would have let all hell break loose!

Two words. Merrick Garland. We know what they will do.

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FormerDirtDart  Nov 11, 2017 • 8:37:40pm
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Belafon  Nov 11, 2017 • 8:40:04pm

Democrats: At least we don’t promote pedophiles.

“Why won’t Democrats run on something other than being anti-Republican?” No one had better say for a long time.


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