Happy Thanksgiving! And Now, Amazon’s Black Friday 2017 for Great Deals

Happy Thanksgiving to all our readers and contributors!

For this year’s Black Friday sale, Amazon has some really great deals for you. If you click through from one of our links, we get a small piece of the pie through Amazon’s affiliate program at no extra cost to you, so you can get something for yourself or a loved one and help support LGF at the same time — it’s a win-win type situation there.

I actually just bought something for myself because I couldn’t resist the price: a new Fire HD 8 tablet, with a SanDisk 64GB SD card to extend its memory.

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227 comments

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:31:45am

And I bought a 200 GB card to backup my ipad mini 4.

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makeitstop  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:35:00am

I’m about to run out to dinner, but while chomping on a turkey leg I’ll figure out something to buy and do it when I get home. Happy Thanksgiving, Charles, and thank you.

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JordanRules  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:36:05am

Magical.

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:37:59am

re: #3 JordanRules

Ms Rowling is correct and Gabriel has never been to Wegman’s. Their Macaroni and Cheese is really good.

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dangerman  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:39:13am

re: #3 JordanRules

PEOPLE. Macaroni and cheese is not a good food. It will never be in the category of good food. It sometimes happens when you have kids or you’re in college or something. That’s it.[Embedded content]

Magical.

oh yeah?

goes to dailykos

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ObserverArt  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:41:13am

re: #3 JordanRules

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Magical.

He’s never had real mac ‘n’ cheese.

Boxed only apparently.

Heretic.

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Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:43:38am

Here we go again:

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JordanRules  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:43:58am

re: #5 dangerman

It’s serious business and I have been entrusted with the important task in my family for a few years now. It’s an honor and I usually make a secret pan to make sure we have leftovers.

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:46:37am

re: #7 Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines

I am still trying to decide if I will go to King of Prussia tomorrow.

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calochortus  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:47:41am

re: #9 PhillyPretzel

I am still trying to decide if I will go to King of Prussia tomorrow.

As in the mall? Don’t.
You’re welcome.

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:48:32am

re: #10 calochortus

The Mall. Yes. I can also go on Saturday too.

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FormerDirtDart  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:50:01am

re: #3 JordanRules

Heh, I saw that the other day, and thought about making some mac & cheese for today.

I decided to go for the single guy eating alone easy peasy (but not Fuck it TV dinner mode) T-day meal mode.
Frozen mixed veggies
Tater tots
and ham steak fried up in butter and brown sugar. (was seriously questioning this decision as the butter and way to much brown sugar heated up)

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calochortus  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:52:50am

re: #11 PhillyPretzel

The Mall. Yes. I can also go on Saturday too.

I suppose if you can get there early, or take the bus or something. And like crowds.
Personally I try to avoid all malls from now until January.

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austin_blue  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:52:55am

re: #4 PhillyPretzel

Ms Rowling is correct and Gabriel has never been to Wegman’s. Their Macaroni and Cheese is really good.

The key to good Mac & Cheese is to bake it. Do the pasta, put it in a baking pan and mix in a slurry of eggs, heavy cream, and shredded sharp cheddar cheese. Stir well (it should quite soupy), and bake 45 minutes at 350º, covered, and then 15 minutes, uncovered.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:53:03am

Mueller’s coming to take you away…TO JAIL!!!!!

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calochortus  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:54:48am

re: #14 austin_blue

The key to good Mac & Cheese is to bake it. Do the pasta, put it in a baking pan and mix in a slurry of eggs, heavy cream, and shredded sharp cheddar cheese. Stir well (it should quite soupy), and bake 45 minutes at 350º, covered, and then 15 minutes, uncovered.

I must have missed something somewhere. How would you make mac and cheese without baking it?

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JordanRules  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:55:17am

re: #16 calochortus

Stove top, like the boxed stuff.

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:55:22am

re: #13 calochortus

I take two buses and a train. I usually get up early on Saturday. Then again I can do most of my shopping on the internet.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:57:25am

Fun thing I just saw on FB:

Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words

“Someone burned the Turkey.”

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austin_blue  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:57:30am

re: #16 calochortus

I must have missed something somewhere. How would you make mac and cheese without baking it?

Lotsa people do it on a stovetop. Barbaric.

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calochortus  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:57:52am

re: #17 JordanRules

Stove top, like the boxed stuff.

Sorry. That’s not real mac and cheese. :)

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JordanRules  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:58:39am

re: #21 calochortus

Agreed!! ;)

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I Would Prefer Not To  Nov 23, 2017 • 11:59:16am

re: #19 Eclectic Cyborg

Fun thing I just saw on FB:

Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words

“Someone burned the Turkey.”

The Trumps are coming.

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:01:33pm

re: #23 I Would Prefer Not To

I do not want the uncouth one at my house. It is bad enough that my kid sister and I do not get along. I do not need him to give me a case of heartburn.

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calochortus  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:01:52pm

re: #22 JordanRules

Agreed!! ;)

I’ve actually never had the boxed stuff. It just doesn’t sound appealing.

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dangerman  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:01:56pm

re: #8 JordanRules

It’s serious business and I have been entrusted with the important task in my family for a few years now. It’s an honor and I usually make a secret pan to make sure we have leftovers.

for a long time i was on a low cholesterol (totally unfair) diet. so cheese was basically out. i found a very good vegan version that uses potatoes, onions, carrots and cashews to make an ersatz cheese sauce. takes some time and not a bad result. we had it a lot. (and initially no one could tell ?!?)

recently my doc put me on a statin. i can now eat what i want, in moderation and more or less guilt free.

so every so often, good macaroni, good cheese, other real ingredients…not a family secret or heirloom. just good comforty food.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:02:04pm

re: #23 I Would Prefer Not To

The Trumps are coming.

“Republicans at the table.”

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makeitstop  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:03:17pm

re: #13 calochortus

I suppose if you can get there early, or take the bus or something. And like crowds.
Personally I try to avoid all malls from now until January.

My personal Very Odd Tradition is to wait until Christmas Eve and then go to the mall and buy the last round of presents and watch people go into panic buying mode.

My wife hates the mall and thinks I’m nuts. But I enjoy that last-minute shit.

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calochortus  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:04:06pm

re: #28 makeitstop

My person Very Odd Tradition is to wait until Christmas Eve and then go to the mall and buy the last round of presents and watch people go into panic buying mode.

My wife hates the mall and thinks I’m nuts. But I enjoy that last-minute shit.

My sister in law used to do that too. As long as you enjoy it!

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dangerman  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:04:14pm

re: #17 JordanRules

Stove top, like the boxed stuff.

no true scotsman would eat that

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FormerDirtDart  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:04:16pm

re: #4 PhillyPretzel

Ms Rowling is correct and Gabriel has never been to Wegman’s. Their Macaroni and Cheese is really good.

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A hollow voice says, Covfefe.  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:04:31pm

re: #12 FormerDirtDart

On the transpacific cruise ship, every day a dish called “pasta with cheese sauce” appeared in the buffet. Different days, different pastas, different cheeses. They never worked up the nerve to call it mac and cheese, though.

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makeitstop  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:04:56pm

re: #23 I Would Prefer Not To

The Trumps are coming.

The Tofurky is ready!

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:05:16pm

re: #31 FormerDirtDart

That is not Wegman’s. Theirs looks and tastes much better.

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allegro  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:06:42pm

Choosing boneless turkey breasts is making for the easiest Thanksgiving dinner prep ever. Guests are arriving at 3ish and I’m essentially done. Turkey in the Instant Pot, dressing and veggies mornay ready to pop in the oven. Taters ready to smash and just have to make gravy last minute. Guests are bringing the rest and I got a neighbor out there prepping the fire pit since we’re eating outside. Beautiful day in the 60s. Perfect!

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A hollow voice says, Covfefe.  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:07:43pm

Knotts Berry Farm serves mac and cheese with a piece of fruit. To die for (or maybe I was just really hungry).

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ObserverArt  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:07:44pm

re: #16 calochortus

I must have missed something somewhere. How would you make mac and cheese without baking it?

I goof around with making a homemade version of boxed mac and cheese. In a pan I put in some whole milk, butter, a dash of onion powder (very light) and a dash of italian seasoning, pepper and salt. Get that heated to almost boiling and then whisk in various fine shredded cheeses and keep stirring and stirring as it all melts together and thickens from the melted cheeses. Then when it is nice and completely blended and smooth, pour it over just cooked macaroni and coat as wanted. I actually mix the mac into the sauce so I makes sure it is thick and creamy.

You end up with what looks a bit like box mac ‘n’ cheese, but so much better. And it is quick for a side dish.

I also bake casserole style…for that nice browned crispy topping. Baked is by far the best.

Oh yeah, I lean heavy with cheddar cheeses and mix in other types too. I like a variety. For the stove top, I use some American as it seems to help melt and keep the other cheeses blended better.

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dangerman  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:08:09pm

ok boys and girls,

we’re outta here.
gotta drive the treacherous 8 miles to mom’s

80 degrees and intermittent heavy rain

xox one and all

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:10:15pm

I’ll be leaving to meet with friends for dinner in about an hour and a half. First thing I’m bringing is the Edwards Ham in all it’s smoked glory

Smokey goodness!
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:11:30pm

And second is Omaha Steaks Brussels Sprouts with Bacon

Smells heavenly
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:12:46pm

Dessert is a Poppyseed Kolachi Roll

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:13:29pm

I swear I’m getting fatter just looking at these pictures.

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FormerDirtDart  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:15:38pm
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TedStriker  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:16:59pm

re: #31 FormerDirtDart

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:17:09pm

For those who need help with cooking:
cooksillustrated.com

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Stanley Sea  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:17:20pm

re: #11 PhillyPretzel

The Mall. Yes. I can also go on Saturday too.

For the first time in my life I’m doing black Friday. Goal is 300.00 boots for 75. We’ll see. I was told this is possible.

Were going at 1 pm tho, missing the madness.

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:17:58pm

re: #7 Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines

Here we go again:

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George Romero, a prophet for our times. May he rest in peace. Or not, his choice.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:18:08pm

re: #43 FormerDirtDart

That is adorable.

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allegro  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:18:29pm

re: #46 Stanley Sea

For the first time in my life I’m doing black Friday. Goal is 300.00 boots for 75. We’ll see. I was told this is possible.

Were going at 1 pm tho, missing the madness.

Somehow I think madness will not be missed at any time tomorrow.

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A hollow voice says, Covfefe.  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:18:47pm

re: #43 FormerDirtDart

Five potatoes and a gallon of milk? Mashed potatoes a little too sloppy for me.

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:20:21pm

re: #46 Stanley Sea

Also see if they can be ordered through the internet or mail order. Black Friday is not for the faint of heart. It is everyone for themselves. Cut-throat shopping.

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allegro  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:21:11pm

re: #51 PhillyPretzel

Also see if they can be ordered through the internet or mail order. Black Friday is not for the faint of heart. It is everyone for themselves. Cut-throat Combat shopping.

FTFY

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JordanRules  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:21:24pm

re: #43 FormerDirtDart

18 minutes of flour!!

I love this!!

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calochortus  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:22:39pm

re: #50 A hollow voice says, Covfefe.

That’s even kind of thin for potato soup.

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:22:52pm

re: #52 allegro

lol. I frighten the guys at work by calling it “Power Shopping.”

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Stanley Sea  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:24:26pm

re: #51 PhillyPretzel

I’ll definitely report back. I’m cool with just waiting at the car if it’s too much.

YOLO

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dangerman  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:25:00pm

re: #43 FormerDirtDart

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Had to come back for this

Effin brilliant
You cannot selectively pick out quotes
It is all sublime

(Now I’m really leaving…)

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Stanley Sea  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:27:50pm

Wrong handle

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Stanley Sea  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:29:26pm
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I Would Prefer Not To  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:30:14pm

Now Playing.

Mary Gauthier “Mercy Now”

My church and my country could use a little mercy now
As they sink into a poisoned pit it’s going to take forever to climb out
They carry the weight of the faithful who follow them down
I love my church and country, they could use some mercy now

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:30:46pm

re: #59 Stanley Sea

got to sign into twitter. I will stick with Cooks Illustrated.

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JordanRules  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:32:39pm

re: #61 PhillyPretzel

No you don’t.

kitchenistadiaries.com

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The Major  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:33:58pm

Well, as it turns out, AT&T got their wish back in 2015 in my state and stopped accepting wireline service orders. So now, you must have an internet connection or a wireless phone, both provided on as “as-is” basis, with no “x” Sigma reliability, and, due to the Dread Scott Decision of the 21st Century in Conceoption vs. AT&T, you can’t even get a day in court to fight when you’ve been wronged.

Hate to say this, but there might actually have to be a a Second Civil War….

Happy Thanksgiving.

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:34:06pm

re: #62 JordanRules

Thanks. That one looks close to what Wegman’s serves. Yum.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:35:06pm

I made mac and cheese for today’s meal (still waiting on the bird). It’s really good. A pinch of cayenne to liven it up.

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stpaulbear  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:36:32pm

re: #46 Stanley Sea

For the first time in my life I’m doing black Friday. Goal is 300.00 boots for 75. We’ll see. I was told this is possible.

Were going at 1 pm tho, missing the madness.

My only Black Friday tradition is to go to the Purple Door pottery sale over in South Minneapolis. I usually follow that up with a visit to the Electric Fetus record store, but I’ve been on a spending binge this fall (three pairs of glasses, dentist, tires, a Pendelton wool blanket, books, dvds and music) that I have to skip it this year. I’m keeping my eyes open for a deal on a good air fryer though.

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:36:39pm

On Tuesday, a colleague asked if I would be available on Friday to work on a project. When I looked at him, he suddenly remembered: “Of course not, it’s one of your religious holidays”

Black Friday!!

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:38:09pm

re: #54 calochortus

That’s even kind of thin for potato soup.

That’s potato-flavored milk. LIGHTLY flavored.

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calochortus  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:38:48pm

Well, there’s not a lot of turkey/stuffing prep to do yet, since we won’t eat until about 6:30, but I suppose I’d better get working on the gluten free pie crust. I sort of forgot about it because Mr. C. traditionally bakes the pumpkin pie, but he’s still not confident with the gluten free crust, so I’ll do that.

I trust everyone will have a lovely day.

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William Lewis  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:47:49pm

re: #17 JordanRules

Stove top, like the boxed stuff.

Yep. From a box, with a can of tuna and a half can of peas or green beans mixed in. Best of the classic college foods
.
..

///// ;)

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FormerDirtDart  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:48:45pm

And…
The first bathroom tweet of the day (6:28 AM EST)

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I Would Prefer Not To  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:53:00pm

It makes me sick when I read Trump’s stupid tweets. “Country is starting to do well.” What BS. Fuck him. He’s just happy that we got rid of the black guy.

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Targetpractice  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:54:39pm

re: #71 FormerDirtDart

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And virtually none of it was your doing, Donny. But we know you love to take credit for the hard work of others.

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JordanRules  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:57:06pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:57:15pm

re: #71 FormerDirtDart

Can’t wait for Next Thanksgiving when this happens!

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De Kolta Chair  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:58:46pm

Trump threw a tantrum at the Coast Guard station when he was told he wouldn’t be handing out Big Macs.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Nov 23, 2017 • 12:58:59pm

Here’s my non fuck you response to Trump.

Neil Young + Promise of The Real - Already Great (Official Audio)

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The Major  Nov 23, 2017 • 1:06:15pm

I got me a new toy on Twitter….

Anymouse - comment ?

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 23, 2017 • 1:10:19pm

Ah, just in time to spoil President Shithead’s Super Sized McMeal!

Lawyers for Michael T. Flynn, President Trump’s former national security adviser, notified the president’s legal team in recent days that they could no longer discuss the special counsel’s investigation, according to four people involved in the case, an indication that Mr. Flynn is cooperating with prosecutors or negotiating such a deal.

nytimes.com

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FormerDirtDart  Nov 23, 2017 • 1:10:31pm

re: #76 De Kolta Chair

Trump threw a tantrum at the Coast Guard station when he was told he wouldn’t be handing out Big Macs.

I was confused by the report that he was handing out sandwiches. It’ freakin’ Thanksgiving. I’ve never been anywhere, or heard of such an occurrence, where sandwiches were handed out on T-day.

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FormerDirtDart  Nov 23, 2017 • 1:12:42pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 23, 2017 • 1:13:38pm

The walls are closing in Donnie…

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Dave In Austin  Nov 23, 2017 • 1:14:20pm
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I Would Prefer Not To  Nov 23, 2017 • 1:15:23pm

re: #79 Joe Bacon 🌹

Ah, just in time to spoil President Shithead’s Super Sized McMeal!

Lawyers for Michael T. Flynn, President Trump’s former national security adviser, notified the president’s legal team in recent days that they could no longer discuss the special counsel’s investigation, according to four people involved in the case, an indication that Mr. Flynn is cooperating with prosecutors or negotiating such a deal.

nytimes.com

I was thinking is that one reason is that it is taking so long with the Flynn indictments is that Mueller is looking for a guilty plea. Not only does he want people to testify against the Trumps, but a guilty plea stands no matter what. Trump can prevent someone from going to prison (just like Bush did with Scooter Libby) but the guilty plea stands. I think that Mueller wants to set the record straight. Nothing Trump can do with a guilty plea.

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Varek Raith  Nov 23, 2017 • 1:16:21pm

re: #31 FormerDirtDart

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Pretty sure that’s a war crime.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 23, 2017 • 1:18:31pm

Orange Foolius will start a tweetstorm in 5…4…3…2…1…

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Bubblehead II  Nov 23, 2017 • 1:18:56pm

I know I called it earlier today, but this still sucks.

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nowherenorth2  Nov 23, 2017 • 1:22:20pm

So…interesting thanksgiving. Went well with the family. Trump loving brother kept mouth shut pretty well.

But found out that THAT Roy Moore is my cousin. My grandfathers nephew to be exact.

Thank god I’m adopted.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 23, 2017 • 1:33:27pm

re: #87 Bubblehead II

I know I called it earlier today, but this still sucks.

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So sad. I have a friend who was on US Navy subs. He can’t talk about what he did for security reasons, but he wouldn’t anyway because he battled years-long depression afterwards. It could have been other reasons, but we—his friends—think something changed for him in that confined space. A tough detail, it seems.

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Stanley Sea  Nov 23, 2017 • 1:48:26pm

On a lighter note I riced cooked potatoes for the first time. These mashers are going to be so yum.

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Bubblehead II  Nov 23, 2017 • 1:50:02pm

re: #89 Barefoot Grin

So sad. I have a friend who was on US Navy subs. He can’t talk about what he did for security reasons, but he wouldn’t anyway because he battled years-long depression afterwards. It could have been other reasons, but we—his friends—think something changed for him in that confined space. A tough detail, it seems.

It’s definitely not every bodies cup of tea. But that’s what makes the Submarine community unique. Sadly this tragedy also marks a first. The first Woman submariner to be lost at sea.

Also aboard the sub is Eliana Maria Krawczyk, Argentina’s first female submarine officer.
In 2004, she joined the navy after seeing an advertisement about military ships. She has voiced hopes of one day commanding a sub herself.
“At the time, there weren’t any female officers in the force. I took it as a challenge,” she once told the Argentine Defense Ministry in a video interview. “You can do the same things that any men do, even if you are in a traditionally male-dominated environment. … Any women can do it.”

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Jay C  Nov 23, 2017 • 1:58:03pm

A Happy Thanksgiving to all Lizards (and lurkers) - hope we all feast out as satisfactory as we can!

Unfortunately, this T’giving is just Mrs. Jay and I (long story - we had to cancel family plans and flee NYC): but at least we can have a carb-free dinner: the main problem I had is that, for some unfathomable reason, I am out of onions (nary a real onion: only a small bunch of scallions).
If that’s the worst problem I have today: well, THAT’S something to be thankful for….

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Targetpractice  Nov 23, 2017 • 1:58:14pm

re: #84 I Would Prefer Not To

I was thinking is that one reason is that it is taking so long with the Flynn indictments is that Mueller is looking for a guilty plea. Not only does he want people to testify against the Trumps, but a guilty plea stands no matter what. Trump can prevent someone from going to prison (just like Bush did with Scooter Libby) but the guilty plea stands. I think that Mueller wants to set the record straight. Nothing Trump can do with a guilty plea.

And it seemed like Mueller was going through Mike Jr to get to that point, I suspect making it clear that there was enough there to at the very least name him as a co-conspirator. Flynn’s probably working a deal to get his son immunity, which again would put Donny in a bind because he couldn’t just call up Flynn’s lawyers and offer a pardon if their client keeps his mouth shut.

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Nyet  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:03:56pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:11:14pm

re: #94 Nyet

Do you go out looking for these accounts or do they find you?

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goddamnedfrank  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:11:27pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:11:36pm
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Targetpractice  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:14:02pm

re: #96 goddamnedfrank

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“I hate the tailor.”

/(movie moment)

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Nyet  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:14:24pm

re: #95 Eclectic Cyborg

50/50

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sauceruney  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:19:46pm

re: #81 FormerDirtDart

Trump - I didn’t want to fire Flynn because he made excellent coffee. But that’s all he did. He had no other capacity in the administration. /Trump

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BigPapa  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:20:45pm

re: #99 Nyet

50/50

I appreciate that you’re fair and balanced.

I just bought two Amazon Echos with Alexa, one for home and one to test out at the office. Through LGF’s Amazon link of course so Charles can enjoy some pineapple pizza this holiday season.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:23:26pm
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I Would Prefer Not To  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:24:04pm

re: #94 Nyet

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how about this one?

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Nyet  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:24:05pm

re: #101 BigPapa

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Nyet  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:26:24pm

re: #103 I Would Prefer Not To

You are blocked from following @Janlynn88 and viewing @Janlynn88’s Tweets.

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goddamnedfrank  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:27:10pm
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goddamnedfrank  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:27:33pm

re: #105 Nyet

You are blocked from following @Janlynn88 and viewing @Janlynn88’s Tweets.

Me too.

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Nyet  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:28:37pm

re: #106 goddamnedfrank

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:29:09pm

re: #103 I Would Prefer Not To

how about this one?

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the 88 in the handle is a giveaway.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:29:49pm

ChefSteps Sous Vide Turkey was a huge success. Amazing. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

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Nyet  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:30:01pm

re: #109 Backwoods_Sleuth

the 88 in the handle is a giveaway.

Nowadays it’s ambiguous, what with people born in 1988 and whatnot.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:30:55pm

re: #111 Nyet

Nowadays it’s ambiguous, what with people born in 1988 and whatnot.

in this case, there is no ambiguity.

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Nyet  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:31:35pm

re: #112 Backwoods_Sleuth

in this case, there is no ambiguity.

There is, nothing else in the handle is suspicious.

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goddamnedfrank  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:33:07pm

re: #111 Nyet

Nowadays it’s ambiguous, what with people born in 1988 and whatnot.

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Targetpractice  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:33:21pm

re: #102 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Remind me again, what has Tomi sacrificed in thanks to our veterans?

Oh right, her senses of dignity and morality.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:34:11pm

It seems to me that Twitter isn’t even trying to get rid of fucking nazis. They should be able to block this stuff before most people see it. It’s not even close to being subtle. I can’t see anyone wanting to advertise on their service.

117
Bubblehead II  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:34:28pm

Lizards, going to call it a day. Yes, I expected this when the first reports broke. These incidents have never ended well and we in the Submarine community accept that. It still hurts. So tonight, while you give thanks, also offer up a prayer for the families of the crew of the ARA San Juan.

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Nyet  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:35:22pm

re: #114 goddamnedfrank

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BigPapa  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:36:21pm

re: #104 Nyet

The slippery slope. What’s next, pizza on pineapple?

Pizza on Pineapple
120
Nyet  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:36:29pm

re: #116 I Would Prefer Not To

It seems to me that Twitter isn’t even trying to get rid of fucking nazis. They should be able to block this stuff before most people see it. It’s not even close to being subtle. I can’t see anyone wanting to advertise on their service.

It’s like they ban a couple for show and then sit on their asses and rake in the $$$ before the next outrage outbreak.

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Nyet  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:36:48pm

re: #119 BigPapa

Y not?

122
BigPapa  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:38:13pm

re: #121 Nyet

Y not?

Well, if you must do it, do so with beer.

123
Nyet  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:38:55pm

re: #122 BigPapa

Well, if you must do it, do so with beer.

With pineapple beer.

124
Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:39:07pm

re: #113 Nyet

There is, nothing else in the handle is suspicious.

I’m guessing you are not familiar with her.

125
Nyet  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:39:51pm

re: #124 Backwoods_Sleuth

I’m guessing you are not familiar with her.

We were talking about whether or not her handle is a giveaway. One doesn’t have to be familiar with her.

126
Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:40:10pm
127
I Would Prefer Not To  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:40:38pm

re: #120 Nyet

It’s like they ban a couple for show and then sit on their asses and rake in the $$$ before the next outrage outbreak.

I think I’m going to start contacting the advertisers I see in my feed and ask them if they are happy with being associated with this shit. It is not a sustainable business model.

128
fern01  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:43:14pm

re: #126 Backwoods_Sleuth

Their faces have a familiar look of “that I could be anywhere else but here”

129
goddamnedfrank  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:43:48pm

My unpopular opinion: Americans that make a big production out of eating dry ass turkey white meat, under seasoned packaged stuffing and canned cranberry sauce once a year like it’s not all trash food have no business talking shit about pineapple on pizza.

130
Nyet  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:45:12pm

re: #129 goddamnedfrank

My unpopular opinion: Americans that make a big production out of eating dry ass turkey white meat, under seasoned packaged stuffing and canned cranberry sauce once a year like it’s not all trash food have no business talking shit about pineapple on pizza.

Hear, hear ////

131
BigPapa  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:46:51pm

re: #123 Nyet

With pineapple beer.

I have some in my fridge right now. That reminds me, I have to start the oven.

132
goddamnedfrank  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:52:12pm
133
GlutenFreeJesus  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:57:42pm

re: #119 BigPapa

Needs giblet gravy.

134
Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 23, 2017 • 2:58:22pm

re: #126 Backwoods_Sleuth

THE COAST GUARD IS NOT A BRAND YOU DUMB FUCK!

135
teleskiguy  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:01:13pm

Add this one to the YUGE pile of “there’s a tweet for everything” tweets.

136
Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:02:05pm

oh…

137
ObserverArt  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:02:22pm

re: #129 goddamnedfrank

My unpopular opinion: Americans that make a big production out of eating dry ass turkey white meat, under seasoned packaged stuffing and canned cranberry sauce once a year like it’s not all trash food have no business talking shit about pineapple on pizza.

So, those of us that do not eat big production dry turkey meals on Thanksgiving can talk shit about pineapple on pizza.

Got ya’!

138
teleskiguy  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:05:52pm
139
Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:07:36pm
140
Jay C  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:08:29pm

re: #92 Jay C

And PS: Thanks - to all - for the updings to #92: for reasons beyond our control we’ve been involuntarily isolated this Thanksgiving: every bit of support helps a little.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:11:46pm

re: #136 Backwoods_Sleuth

oh…

[Embedded content]

At our small base in Italy, the Wive’s Club had a tradition of taking over the airborne unit’s mess hall for Thanksgiving. A newbie saw the longer-than-usual line at noon and asked “What’s happening”?

Older Troop: “Real food, cooked by women.”

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plf1953  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:12:49pm

re: #135 teleskiguy

Add this one to the YUGE pile of “there’s a tweet for everything” tweets.

[Embedded content]

WTF?

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:13:04pm

Evening Lizardim.

144
A Mom Anon  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:14:00pm

I’ve been in Florida all week visiting family and friends. Just wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving to everyone and let everyone know I really am grateful to Charles for keeping this place safe and civil and to the rest of you for being here, making this one of the best places online. I hope you all are well, happy and free of need in the upcoming year. It’s been a shit year for us here, but I am optimistic things will get better. Love to all of you.

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Ace Rothstein  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:16:43pm

My liberal aunt showed up today. Made everything so much easier.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:19:12pm

re: #145 Ace Rothstein

My liberal aunt showed up today. Made everything so much easier.

In my brief time with Mrs. Fish’s family, I got to hang out with her next-oldest sister and her partner. My sister-in-law is pretty cool, but her partner and I click amazingly well, and it was good to have someone to connect to and empathize with (besides Mrs. Fish). That made it bearable, up until the rest of the family arrived and it all got a little overwhelming. Now I am at home, alone, resting my brain and hoping to avoid further chaos before work starts up again next week.

147
Targetpractice  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:20:29pm

I miss going home for TG to see my mother’s family, but these days I suspect I’m looking back in nostalgia. When my cousins were younger and my eldest aunt was still alive, TG meals were fun affairs that involved a lot of family togetherness and a bunch of old men sitting around the TV by mid-evening to watch football or maybe a game show if we were truly bored.

Now? Now most of the family has spread to hither and yon, my eldest aunt has been dead for nearly a decade, my cousins all have their own kids and extended families which means they’re at the dinner for perhaps an hour before they head off to their husband/wive’s family get-togethers, and the old men are bitter farts who always have something to bitch about. And where politics was once a verboten topic at the table, it’s become a common bitching point since that “n****r” was elected back in ‘08.

Drive 12 hours back for one uncomfortable day being the lone liberal wanting to speak up and knowing he’d get nothing but grief if he did? No thanks.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:21:03pm

this college humor video made me laugh enough to almost forget about nazis on twitter.

Iframe

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teleskiguy  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:24:34pm

Maximum send.

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Varek Raith  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:25:10pm

re: #149 teleskiguy

Maximum send.

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WHY

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:26:31pm

re: #149 teleskiguy

Maximum send.

[Embedded content]

Jesus H. Christ on a cracker. He’s lucky he didn’t end up like that cartwheeling snowboarder from earlier this week.

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Targetpractice  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:30:00pm

re: #149 teleskiguy

Maximum send.

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O_O;;;

No thanks, I choose life.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:39:22pm

re: #150 Varek Raith


WHY

Why not?

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meteor  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:40:03pm

re: #94 Nyet

Reported that asshole.

155
goddamnedfrank  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:40:12pm
156
Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:40:12pm
157
The Major  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:43:33pm

re: #87 Bubblehead II

And now another line gets added to the history of all hands lost beneath the ocean…

158
Ace Rothstein  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:44:53pm

re: #156 Backwoods_Sleuth

I thought Obamacare was dead.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:45:27pm

re: #158 Ace Rothstein

I thought Obamacare was dead.

It’s just pining for the fjords.

160
meteor  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:45:41pm

re: #103 I Would Prefer Not To

Good Lord, a lot of people to block today.

161
goddamnedfrank  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:47:11pm

Sarah is one of my favorite people on Twitter.

162
Belafon  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:50:43pm
163
Skip Intro  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:51:14pm

re: #136 Backwoods_Sleuth

oh…

[Embedded content]

Melanoma’s wearing her stupid hat again.

164
The Major  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:51:34pm

re: #94 Nyet

165
nowherenorth2  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:54:04pm

I am glad most if not everyone had a good day today. My family are drinkers and smokers and jokers mostly, so they crack many on each other and watch football and make great food.

All in all a good day. Except the lineage learning. But now home and relaxing. Thank you to all of you for being awesome and hoping every one of you had a good day and if you need it, I am here for you.

Reading time!

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VegasGolfer  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:54:57pm

re: #158 Ace Rothstein

I thought Obamacare was dead.

theguardian.com

“Obamacare is finished,” Trump told reporters before a cabinet meeting. “It’s dead. It’s gone. You shouldn’t even mention it. It’s gone. There is no such thing as Obamacare any more.”

167
Ace Rothstein  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:55:56pm

re: #166 VegasGolfer

theguardian.com

“Obamacare is finished,” Trump told reporters before a cabinet meeting. “It’s dead. It’s gone. You shouldn’t even mention it. It’s gone. There is no such thing as Obamacare any more.”

So it’s Trumpcare then?

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wheat-dogg  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:56:06pm

re: #166 VegasGolfer

theguardian.com

“Obamacare is finished,” Trump told reporters before a cabinet meeting. “It’s dead. It’s gone. You shouldn’t even mention it. It’s gone. There is no such thing as Obamacare any more.”

And yet millions signed up during open enrollment this month.

169
The Major  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:56:49pm

re: #164 The Major

170
Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:58:08pm

re: #169 The Major

That’s your mania talking. You were just one of many people who reported Stone.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 23, 2017 • 3:59:06pm

re: #166 VegasGolfer

theguardian.com

“Obamacare is finished,” Trump told reporters before a cabinet meeting. “It’s dead. It’s gone. You shouldn’t even mention it. It’s gone. There is no such thing as Obamacare any more.”

“Piss on it,” he concluded.

172
Belafon  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:00:22pm

Trump is at least as stupid as those who don’t think premiums went up before the ACA.

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austin_blue  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:01:30pm

re: #96 goddamnedfrank

[Embedded content]

Surf and turf here at the Chez ‘04 is a Swanson’s beef pot pie and a Swanson’s tuna pot pie. All four for $3.96.

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wheat-dogg  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:04:00pm

Heh

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The Major  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:06:29pm

re: #170 Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis

Touché, Fellow Lizard…

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dangerman  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:07:42pm

re: #129 goddamnedfrank

My unpopular opinion: Americans that make a big production out of eating dry ass turkey white meat, under seasoned packaged stuffing and canned cranberry sauce once a year like it’s not all trash food have no business talking shit about pineapple on pizza.

duck
limed green beans
parsnips
Caesar salad
orange cranberries
bourbon soaked apple cake

no.pineapples on pizza

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dangerman  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:09:33pm

re: #139 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

somebody call?

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:10:03pm

re: #175 The Major

Touché, Fellow Lizard…

Just don’t want you getting carried away. I’ve been there.

179
TedStriker  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:11:32pm

re: #129 goddamnedfrank

My unpopular opinion: Americans that make a big production out of eating dry ass turkey white meat, under seasoned packaged stuffing and canned cranberry sauce once a year like it’s not all trash food have no business talking shit about pineapple on pizza.

Hey, my breast meat is pretty damn juicy, thankyouverymuch…

180
freetoken  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:12:27pm

Not quite as hot today as yesterday.

Yesterday - may records were blown away:

181
Eventual Carrion  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:12:55pm

re: #55 PhillyPretzel

lol. I frighten the guys at work by calling it “Power Shopping.”

Full Contact Shopping.

182
TedStriker  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:13:57pm

re: #181 Eventual Carrion

Full Contact Shopping.

Like rugby, only with gifts at the end.

183
LastYearsMan  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:14:46pm

I only lived in the States 6 years, but I still get tickled at how seriously y’all treat Thanksgiving. Very jealous about all the food pics and talk here.

184
jaunte  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:17:31pm

Art direction note: gray-scale food is rarely appetizing and may distort your intended message.

185
ObserverArt  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:20:43pm

re: #184 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Art direction note: gray-scale food is rarely appetizing and may distort your intended message.

I have a feeling that ‘food’ would not look better in color.

As Mitt Romney would ask: Those are store bought buns aren’t they?

186
Belafon  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:22:08pm

re: #183 LastYearsMan

I only lived in the States 6 years, but I still get tickled at how seriously y’all treat Thanksgiving. Very jealous about all the food pics and talk here.

There are two US holidays: Thanksgiving and Independence Day. Thanksgiving is the one with the most mythos associated with it. But, when I was a kid, it was the one time when there was enough food you could gorge yourself, making up for the other 364 days when food was one serving of a little bit of a main course and sides generally being mashed potatoes and corn. One year, my cousin and I had a food race, and ate seven plates of food apiece.

187
jaunte  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:22:11pm

re: #185 ObserverArt

I’m wondering what that spackle is on the lower left.

188
Belafon  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:22:56pm

re: #185 ObserverArt

I have a feeling that ‘food’ would not look better in color.

As Mitt Romney would ask: Those are store bought buns aren’t they?

The great thing about those rolls is when you pull them apart they split right down the middle, making it easy to put a bunch of butter on them.

189
ObserverArt  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:24:22pm

re: #187 jaunte

I’m wondering what that spackle is on the lower left.

Yeah…I was wondering too. I think it looks like some kind of congealed stuffing mix.

And as far as the grey scale, too much of the ‘food’ is the same grey and makes the whole image look like the spackle.

190
jaunte  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:25:50pm
191
Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:26:30pm

re: #189 ObserverArt

Yeah…I was wondering too. I think it looks like some kind of congealed stuffing mix.

And as far as the grey scale, too much of the ‘food’ is the same grey and makes the whole image look like the spackle.

I believe that is corn pudding.

192
ObserverArt  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:27:03pm

re: #188 Belafon

The great thing about those rolls is when you pull them apart they split right down the middle, making it easy to put a bunch of butter on them.

You’re not Mitt!

He’d have someone from the kitchen staff hand cut some real home baked rolls and use hand-churned butter slathered on with a proper polished silver butter knife.

193
ObserverArt  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:29:15pm

re: #191 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I believe that is corn pudding.

Ugh. Not one of my favorites. Spackle it is.

(This comment is not meant to upset corn pudding fans…)

194
teleskiguy  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:29:15pm
195
ObserverArt  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:31:36pm

re: #194 teleskiguy

[Embedded content]

Trump makes a wooden plank look more full of life.

196
Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:34:00pm

re: #193 ObserverArt

Ugh. Not one of my favorites. Spackle it is.

(This comment is not meant to upset corn pudding fans…)

It could definitely be used to patch drywall, but I happen to like it nonetheless. It takes all kinds.

197
austin_blue  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:34:04pm

re: #183 LastYearsMan

I only lived in the States 6 years, but I still get tickled at how seriously y’all treat Thanksgiving. Very jealous about all the food pics and talk here.

We continue to seek an edible turkey where the dark meat is done and the white meat isn’t dust.

The closest we came is when we brined and spatchcocked a Bourbon Red heritage bird. But that’s a lot of work, and the bird was pretty expensive. It was really, really, good though.

I’m at the point of just cooking boned turkey thighs and calling it a day. There were just the two of us this year and we tried a Trader Joe’s half-breast, bone-in, that was purportedly cooked sous vide and only needed to be warmed up for luscious juiciness.

Nope nope nope. The Flying Spaghetti Monster didn’t have enough sherried pan gravy to save that pitiful excuse for food. The sides and salad were great, and the bourbon chocolate nut balls were just outstanding for dessert, but turkey is the screaming bitch kitty to do the meal right.

We cook a lot, by the way. There’s a reason why we rarely try to make turkey. It’s been bred into tastelessness.

198
jaunte  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:34:29pm
199
Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:35:37pm

re: #198 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Without the cheddar cheese, it sounds like my grandmother’s Jell-O salad.

200
jaunte  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:36:27pm

My mother in law makes that, but the family just calls it “green stuff.”
It’s not as bad as the ingredients would make you imagine.

201
austin_blue  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:39:02pm

re: #198 jaunte

[Embedded content]

No, nope, negative, nein, never, nyet!

202
meteor  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:40:34pm

Now watching the National Dog Show on NBC. Squee!

203
meteor  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:40:59pm

re: #201 austin_blue

Yeah. Good Lord!

204
Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:41:16pm
205
ObserverArt  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:41:25pm

Jello is a result of the aliens crashing at Roswell.

206
austin_blue  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:42:17pm

re: #200 jaunte

My mother in law makes that, but the family just calls it “green stuff.”
It’s not as bad as the ingredients would make you imagine.

Spleen bile salad?

barf

207
Belafon  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:43:19pm

re: #200 jaunte

My mother in law makes that, but the family just calls it “green stuff.”
It’s not as bad as the ingredients would make you imagine.

We don’t do the cheese.

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Belafon  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:46:32pm
209
Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:47:48pm

That time when Donald Trump retweeted someone named “shmopniggadick.”

210
PhillyPretzel  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:48:19pm

re: #198 jaunte

That bowl of Jell-O looks like nothing I am familiar with. This what salads look like to me. search.yahoo.com

211
coin operated  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:49:25pm

re: #198 jaunte

My mom used to make this (minus the cheddar cheese) and that bowl was always the first emptied. Good stuff.

212
jaunte  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:50:26pm

re: #210 PhillyPretzel

It’s salad-by-virtue-of-green-jello color only.

213
jaunte  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:50:52pm

There is also… orange stuff.

214
Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:53:19pm
215
Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 23, 2017 • 4:57:08pm

re: #214 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

Strike drunk and replace “uncle” with “dad”…

Thank God I wasn’t at home over Thanksgiving.

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Belafon  Nov 23, 2017 • 5:00:28pm

re: #213 jaunte

There is also… orange stuff.

we do pink stuff: cottage cheese, cool whip, strawberry jello, pineapple.

217
jaunte  Nov 23, 2017 • 5:02:02pm

re: #216 Belafon

These may be the final holdouts from the 1950’s trend in gelatined food combinations.

218
retired cynic  Nov 23, 2017 • 5:02:34pm

re: #216 Belafon

The green stuff is pistachio pudding, and it is a delicious treat with pecans and pineapple and cream cheese, although I would certainly leave out the orange cheese!!!

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 23, 2017 • 5:03:20pm

re: #216 Belafon

we do pink stuff: cottage cheese, cool whip, strawberry jello, pineapple.

Typical Thanksgiving dinner at my folks’ house:

Turkey (deep fried or oven roasted; one year they carved it up and grilled it… mmm…)
Ham
Rolls
Corn pudding
Mashed taters
Green beans
Cottage cheese
Homemade mac and cheese
Pumpkin pie
Vinegar pie

220
austin_blue  Nov 23, 2017 • 5:08:43pm

re: #217 jaunte

These may be the final holdouts from the 1950’s trend in gelatined food combinations.

This is my favorite site for commentary on old cookbooks and ads. Its’ called the Gallery of Questionable Food. It is full of snark and spit milk out of your nose funny. A typical page:

Links at the bottom will get you to the rest of the site, and remember- I warned you:

lileks.com

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jaunte  Nov 23, 2017 • 5:10:01pm

re: #220 austin_blue

Thanks for that! I had forgotten his name; I used to visit that site a lot years ago.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2017 • 5:10:32pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2017 • 5:15:30pm
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Decatur Deb  Nov 23, 2017 • 5:20:01pm

re: #213 jaunte

There is also… orange stuff.

Orange stuff is people.

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 23, 2017 • 5:21:47pm

re: #223 Backwoods_Sleuth

Hmm. I use the internet for shopping, paying bills and research. Entertainment is in there too but not a lot.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2017 • 5:24:57pm
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School Shooter Nikolas Cruz Belonged to White Supremacist GroupThis my surprised face.... BREAKING: Nikolas Cruz, alleged perpetrator in the deadly school shooting in Parkland, Florida, was associated with white supremacist group Republic of Florida & participated in the group’s training exercises, according to the group’s leader. More info: ...
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Your Medicine Cabinet Knows What AIls Youblog.timesunion.com HOFFMAN FILESYour medicine cabinet knows what ails you.By Rob Hoffman on February 15, 2018 at 5:27 AM1We all fancy ourselves experts when it comes to the human condition. We see our fellow human beings as open books, and we ...
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A.G. Schneiderman Files Civil Rights Lawsuit Against the Weinstein Companies, Harvey Weinstein, and Robert Weinstein NEW YORK – New York Attorney General Eric T. Schneiderman today filed suit against The Weinstein Company (“TWC”), Harvey Weinstein, and Robert Weinstein for egregious violations of New York’s civil rights, human rights, and business laws. The suit, filed ...
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Portugal. The Man - Keep on (Official Video) Portugal. The Man - Keep On Video conceptualized, created and directed by Paulin RoguesFollow Paulin at instagram.com Catch Portugal. The Man on tour:portugaltheman.com WOODSTOCK available now!atlantic.lnk.to Follow Portugal. The ManWebsite: portugaltheman.comFB: facebook.com IG: instagram.comTW: @portugalthemanSC: SoundCloudYT: youtube.comTumblr: portugaltheman.tumblr.com ...
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Marvel’s Jessica Jones - Season 2 Jessica Jones is back as New York City’s tough-as-nails private investigator. Although this time, the case is even more personal than ever before. Fueled by a myriad of questions and lies, she will do whatever it takes to uncover ...
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Deadpool 2 Teaser Trailer - Red Band (2018) Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin The Merc with a Mouth takes a pop at Cable, Toy Story and Justice League in this teaser for the upcoming Deadpool sequel. Watch more entertainment and game trailers here!YouTube Watch the latest from IGN here!YouTube ------------------------------­----Follow IGN for ...
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Poll: Number of Conservative-Leaning States Drops to 39 (CN) – The number of conservative-leaning states has dropped from 44 to 39, according to a new Gallup poll released Wednesday. The survey, conducted over a number of polls taken throughout the year, found that 35 percent of Americans ...
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Shock Tactics: Why ‘Higher Risk’ Human Targets Get Stunned With Tasers NEW YORK – The maker of the Taser says the electroshock weapon is the safest tool on a police officer’s belt – with a few caveats. In pages of warnings, Axon Enterprise Inc advises police to beware that some ...
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