Donald Trump: "I'm Like, Really Smart. In Fact, I'm a Very Stable Genius at That!"

Donald Trump: “I’m Like, Really Smart. In Fact, I’m a Very Stable Genius at That!”

PoliticsJanuary 2018 • Views: 32,390

The release of Michael Wolff’s revelatory book about the chaos and incompetence of his administration has sent our so-called president into a narcissistic tail spin. He’s decompensating before our eyes.

Now that Russian collusion, after one year of intense study, has proven to be a total hoax on the American public, the Democrats and their lapdogs, the Fake News Mainstream Media, are taking out the old Ronald Reagan playbook and screaming mental stability and intelligence…..

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2018

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….Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star…..

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2018

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….to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius….and a very stable genius at that!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2018

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Notice that even though Twitter now makes it very simple to string a series of tweets together in a thread, this very stable genius still hasn’t figured out how to do it.

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Unshaken Defiance Jan 6, 2018 • 11:08:28am

If you have to say it… You ain’t got it.

Charles Johnson Jan 6, 2018 • 11:11:27am

Trump ends by trying to rewrite history of his meddling in FBI probe of his campaign

“We have been very open…when you’ve done nothing wrong, let’s be open”

He concludes with this gem:

“It’s making our country look foolish, & this is a country I don’t want looking foolish” pic.twitter.com/Ba7mSisHa9

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 6, 2018

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GlutenFreeJesus Jan 6, 2018 • 11:12:32am

Charles Johnson Jan 6, 2018 • 11:13:39am

Trump ends by trying to rewrite history of his meddling in FBI probe of his campaign

“We have been very open…when you’ve done nothing wrong, let’s be open”

He concludes with this gem:

“It’s making our country look foolish, & this is a country I don’t want looking foolish” pic.twitter.com/Ba7mSisHa9

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 6, 2018

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Best part of the clip is watching Pence and the other two behind him desperately try not to react to this howler. https://t.co/GNUGaaHMXb

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 6, 2018

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Joe Bacon 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 11:15:08am

What everyone in the RepubliPUTIN Party has become!

Stanley Sea Jan 6, 2018 • 11:27:58am

Good morning!

A guy in Florida loaded his car up with frozen iguanas and then they came back to life while he was driving. https://t.co/FBFtpR5SyI pic.twitter.com/wxQobX33Un

— Chris Ostertag (@videograndpa) January 6, 2018

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Blind Frog Belly White Jan 6, 2018 • 11:28:10am

….Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star…..

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2018

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Margaret Thatcher — ‘Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t.’ (Could also be applied to other attributes) https://t.co/u2WPxqrby6

— James Pindell (@JamesPindell) January 6, 2018

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Any man who must say I am the king is no true king. GoT3x10

allegro Jan 6, 2018 • 11:32:08am

Found this amusingly presented AP article on a local news channel website this morning. It was written with little comment letting Trump’s tweets speak for themselves. In doing so all but screams “look at this numbnuts asshole!”

dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸ Jan 6, 2018 • 11:33:43am

somebody shut the stable door, please

Scottish Dragon Jan 6, 2018 • 11:34:03am

I am the very mode of a very stable genius! needs to be set to music. This is something from a Gilbert and Sullivan operetta….

wrenchwench Jan 6, 2018 • 11:35:56am

and a very stable genius at that!

Nothing is so stable as that which has come to rest upon the floor.

BigPapa Jan 6, 2018 • 11:36:22am

re: #1 Unshaken Defiance

If you have to say it… You ain’t got it.

I have a tiny peen and chicks do not dig me. And beer sucks.

Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 11:39:21am

Trump a stable genius? Facts not in evidence. I would challenge Mr. Trump to apply for Mensa.

I killed the last thread:

This isn’t the first time Trump ran for office. He did it before, twice. (In other words, he lied. Quelle surprise.)

en.wikipedia.org

Blind Frog Belly White Jan 6, 2018 • 11:40:03am

re: #10 Scottish Dragon

I am the very mode of a very stable genius! needs to be set to music. This is something from a Gilbert and Sullivan operetta….

“I am the very model of a very stable genius,
I talk in public all about my very able penius,
Pay no attention to all the required legal strict-i-ures,
And need to have my briefing books accompanied by pict-i-ures”

Blind Frog Belly White Jan 6, 2018 • 11:41:00am

Reload 14. Adjusted lyrics.

dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸ Jan 6, 2018 • 11:42:20am

us software slingers always have the code we write to remind us of how stupid we are

code: “uh, d00d, yesterday you were stupid at line 3472”

dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸ Jan 6, 2018 • 11:43:08am

re: #15 Blind Frog Belly White

Reload 14. Adjusted lyrics.

“a wandering moron i,…”

Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 11:44:59am

I’d forgotten Mensa already challenged Trump to an IQ test faceoff with Rex Tillerson after the alleged statement came out from Tillerson calling Trump a moron.

washingtonpost.com

Blind Frog Belly White Jan 6, 2018 • 11:54:36am

re: #17 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

“a wandering moron i,…”

A doddering moron, I,
A mind of shreds and patches,
With ill-remembered snatches,
Of oft-repeated lies
Ah, of oft-repeated lies.

Are you in White Suprem’ist mood?
I’ll “Heil” with you!
Sie-e-e-eg Heil, Seig Heil!

On immigration do you brood?
I’ll lie to you!
Bad ho-o-ombres! Bad hombres!

Scottish Dragon Jan 6, 2018 • 11:55:55am

re: #14 Blind Frog Belly White

“I am the very model of a very stable genius,
I talk in public all about my very able penius,
Pay no attention to all the required legal strict-i-ures,
And need to have my briefing books accompanied by pict-i-ures”

You win the internet today. Where do you want it delivered?

dangerman Jan 6, 2018 • 11:58:23am

re: #20 Scottish Dragon

You win the internet today. Where do you want it delivered?

Neutrally, to everyone

Blind Frog Belly White Jan 6, 2018 • 11:59:49am

re: #14 Blind Frog Belly White

“I am the very model of a very stable genius,
I talk in public all about my very able penius,
Pay no attention to all the required legal strict-i-ures,
And need to have my briefing books accompanied by pict-i-ures”

I wandered off while being lectured on the Constitut-i-on,
I keep repeating “They have found no ev’dence of collus-i-on”,
I offer up bad nominees that still don’t face reject-i-on,
Accuse my foes of things I’ve done in obvious project-i-on.

Interesting Times Jan 6, 2018 • 12:00:57pm

Ha!

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Hey Donald “Genius” Trump — On October 28th you sent out one of your crazed tweets where you gave ME the nickname “Sloppy Michael Moore”. Haven’t the doctors told you that using the same nickname for TWO people is another sign of dementia? You must know you’re not right in the head when you first give me my own nickname, then you forget, then you give Steve Bannon the same one. Does Bannon realize he’s the sloppy seconds? My legal team is sending you a CEASE & DESIST notice to for you to STOP calling Steve Bannon by my nickname. I am the original “Sloppy Mike”. Come up with something else for Bannon, like “Supremacist Steve.” It is illegal to re-gift a nickname.

Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 12:01:11pm

re: #21 dangerman

Neutrally, to everyone

Sochulizm!!1!2!!uno!!!dos!!

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Jan 6, 2018 • 12:01:12pm

re: #22 Blind Frog Belly White

You have put entirely too much thought into this.

Scottish Dragon Jan 6, 2018 • 12:01:55pm

re: #25 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

You have put entirely too much thought into this.

No no no. More!

GlutenFreeJesus Jan 6, 2018 • 12:05:08pm

Geniuses can find North Korea on a map.

Blind Frog Belly White Jan 6, 2018 • 12:05:57pm

re: #26 Scottish Dragon

No no no. More!

Was that, “No! More!” or “No More!”

I sign laws punishing Blue States that really are too populous,
Pretend to not know old friends like Mike Flynn and Papadopolous,
And while you puzzle daily on what lines in my last speech-a meant,
I somehow manage to avoid Congressional impeach-a-ment.

dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸ Jan 6, 2018 • 12:06:13pm

re: #19 Blind Frog Belly White

A doddering moron, I,
A mind of shreds and patches,
With ill-remembered snatches,
Of oft-repeated lies
Ah, of oft-repeated lies.

Are you in White Suprem’ist mood?
I’ll “Heil” with you!
Sie-e-e-eg Heil, Seig Heil!

On immigration do you brood?
I’ll lie to you!
Bad ho-o-ombres! Bad hombres!

heh!

Scottish Dragon Jan 6, 2018 • 12:11:33pm

We have competition!

🎵 Gilbert & Sullivan’s “Modern Major General”🎶

I am the very model of a stable mental genius
I’m not so smart but practiced long in being super devious
I’m full of greed & full of need
One thing I cannot do is read
I’m nothing like good presidents who had the office previous. pic.twitter.com/S7ngkz7SCQ

— Cornelia (@PaladinCornelia) January 6, 2018

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Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 12:11:52pm

re: #27 GlutenFreeJesus

Geniuses can find North Korea on a map.

Most sixth graders can find North Korea on a map, genius or no.

Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 12:12:32pm

re: #30 Scottish Dragon

We have competition!

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Quelle horror! That picture should be hidden (or burned).

PhillyPretzel Jan 6, 2018 • 12:13:48pm

re: #32 Anymouse 🌹

::: running to get the brain bleach :::

Scottish Dragon Jan 6, 2018 • 12:14:14pm

I’ve been putting this all out on twitter with the author attribution and link ;)

Scottish Dragon Jan 6, 2018 • 12:14:46pm

Sorry, I know….

Blind Frog Belly White Jan 6, 2018 • 12:14:59pm

re: #28 Blind Frog Belly White

Was that, “No! More!” or “No More!”

I sign laws punishing Blue States that really are too populous,
Pretend to not know old friends like Mike Flynn and Papadopolous,
And while you puzzle daily on what lines in my last speech-a meant,
I somehow manage to avoid Congressional impeach-a-ment.

Despite bashing the New York Times, I talk to Maggie Haberman,
Ask FBI Directors, “Hey, can you do me a favor, man?”
I do a lot of shit that many folks find too unusual,
And threaten poor Jeff Sessions ‘bout his traitorous recus-i-al.

TedStriker Jan 6, 2018 • 12:16:08pm

re: #18 Anymouse 🌹

I’d forgotten Mensa already challenged Trump to an IQ test faceoff with Rex Tillerson after the alleged statement came out from Tillerson calling Trump a moron.

washingtonpost.com

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Jan 6, 2018 • 12:16:30pm

re: #35 Scottish Dragon

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Sorry, I know….

I’m stealing that one because there is a 99.87% certainty that I am going to use it at least once in the next week.

Scottish Dragon Jan 6, 2018 • 12:18:33pm

re: #38 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I’m stealing that one because there is a 99.87% certainty that I am going to use it at least once in the next week.

Hey, I got right here at LGF when someone posted a picture of Chuck C Johnson (who is NOT our gracious host) tied up in bondage….

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Jan 6, 2018 • 12:18:53pm

re: #37 TedStriker

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Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 12:20:02pm

re: #39 Scottish Dragon

Hey, I got right here at LGF when someone posted a picture of Chuck C Johnson (who is NOT our gracious host) tied up in bondage….

Ewww, that’s an S&M romance novel I would reject without reading.

meteor Jan 6, 2018 • 12:21:08pm

😄… pic.twitter.com/tJ9UpT9ITz

— Gaml .y (@m_yosry2012) January 5, 2018

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Blind Frog Belly White Jan 6, 2018 • 12:21:16pm

re: #36 Blind Frog Belly White

Despite bashing the New York Times, I talk to Maggie Haberman,
Ask FBI Directors, “Hey, can you do me a favor, man?”
I do a lot of shit that many folks find too unusual,
And threaten poor Jeff Sessions ‘bout his traitorous recus-i-al.

When I do something even Lindsey Graham finds preposterous,
America’s economy becomes a lot less prosperous,
When I no longer can elicit angry white resent-a-ment,
Then Pence et al. will fin’lly read the 25th Amend-ament.

meteor Jan 6, 2018 • 12:21:51pm

re: #39 Scottish Dragon

Vomit

Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 12:22:00pm

If you’re having trouble of keeping up with the Dumpster fire going on in Washington:

whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com

PhillyPretzel Jan 6, 2018 • 12:22:42pm

re: #44 meteor

::: slides bucket toward meteor :::

Charmingly Persistent Jan 6, 2018 • 12:22:54pm

This asshole …

In all honesty, decent men can tell if a woman is not comfortable and would end the conversation at that point. There is nothing worse than just trying to be polite and instantly being treated with distain. Tarring everyone with the same brush is a swing to the other extreme

— Kevin S (@Enigmaticatious) January 6, 2018

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Oh, believe me, there are many, many, MANY things worse than being treated with “distain.” I would say I can’t believe you made this about you, but I totally believe it. Ugh. https://t.co/n2KOq3E2DU

— Charming Persistence (@Charmingly2020) January 6, 2018

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meteor Jan 6, 2018 • 12:23:05pm

re: #46 PhillyPretzel

Thx hug

PhillyPretzel Jan 6, 2018 • 12:23:32pm

re: #48 meteor

You are welcome.

meteor Jan 6, 2018 • 12:25:53pm

re: #49 PhillyPretzel

Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 12:28:52pm

re: #47 Charmingly Persistent

That guy made it about him? I’m guessing he’s one of those who would not recognise when someone is uncomfortable with an attitude like that.

Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 12:31:31pm

Holy crap, conservatives can use God as an excuse for any behaviour.

Christian Congressman: God Forgave Me For Sleeping With Patients, Paying For Abortions https://t.co/39b752CVrL pic.twitter.com/5L2HWqrPCq

— Hemant Mehta (@hemantmehta) January 6, 2018

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God forgave me.

So?

Was God your patient? Did you have sex with God? Did you get God pregnant and then try to force God to have an abortion while trying to deny the same option to other gods?

The fuck does God have to do with it?

Let’s hear from the women. https://t.co/8QR7JRNXHT

— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) January 6, 2018

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Jan 6, 2018 • 12:34:03pm

re: #52 Anymouse 🌹

Holy crap, conservatives can use God as an excuse for any behaviour.

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God forgave him. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t have to suffer the consequences. The Bible never says that God’s forgiveness is a get out of jail free card.

Blind Frog Belly White Jan 6, 2018 • 12:40:36pm

re: #43 Blind Frog Belly White

When I do something even Lindsey Graham finds preposterous,
America’s economy becomes a lot less prosperous,
When I no longer can elicit angry white resent-a-ment,
Then Pence et al. will fin’lly read the 25th Amend-ament.

When even Putin tires of my obvious insanity,
And everyone is tired of my threatening humanity,
Before Jong Un and I start swapping nuclear deterrences,
And standing in a bread line is an every day occurences.

When everyone is worn out from continuous anxiety,
And wants to go back to a state of national propriety,
When everyone is tired of this constant inconvenience,
You’ll finally get tired of this very stable genius!

PhillyPretzel Jan 6, 2018 • 12:41:40pm

re: #54 Blind Frog Belly White

You are on a very creative roll.

Scottish Dragon Jan 6, 2018 • 12:42:28pm

re: #54 Blind Frog Belly White

When even Putin tires of my obvious insanity,
And everyone is tired of my threatening humanity,
Before Jong Un and I start swapping nuclear deterrences,
And standing in a bread line is an every day occurences.

When everyone is worn out from continuous anxiety,
And wants to go back to a state of national propriety,
When everyone is tired of this constant inconvenience,
You’ll finally get tired of this very stable genius!

Putting this all in a word document!

A Mom Anon Jan 6, 2018 • 12:42:56pm

re: #53 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

You’re actually supposed to use that forgiveness as a sign to start again and do better, not keep doing fucked up shit. It’s not a fucking permit to just be a selfish, destructive asshole. Wonder if his wife forgave him? If I was him, I’d worry about that shit first. If that had been my husband, the fire of all his burned possessions would be visible from space.

Backwoods_Sleuth Jan 6, 2018 • 12:43:27pm

Trump: “It’s hard to believe my poll numbers have gone way up.” Yes it IS hard to believe — because they haven’t — his #’s remain historically low https://t.co/hauLJpWex0

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) January 6, 2018

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Jan 6, 2018 • 12:45:16pm

re: #57 A Mom Anon

You’re actually supposed to use that forgiveness as a sign to start again and do better, not keep doing fucked up shit. It’s not a fucking permit to just be a selfish, destructive asshole. Wonder if his wife forgave him? If I was him, I’d worry about that shit first. If that had been my husband, the fire of all his burned possessions would be visible from space.

Bingo.

BeachDem Jan 6, 2018 • 12:46:08pm

It’s been 32 years since the last meltdown of a Russian-owned nuclear asset.@realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/AWbMtztzrW

— Col. Morris Davis (@ColMorrisDavis) January 6, 2018

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goddamnedfrank Jan 6, 2018 • 12:46:13pm

New Orleans culture soo strong the horse even second lining🗣🗣 pic.twitter.com/6X6OLBJVYw

— SAVAGE👨🏾‍🎓 (@D_Sims37) January 6, 2018

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ObserverArt Jan 6, 2018 • 12:47:39pm

re: #57 A Mom Anon

You’re actually supposed to use that forgiveness as a sign to start again and do better, not keep doing fucked up shit. It’s not a fucking permit to just be a selfish, destructive asshole. Wonder if his wife forgave him? If I was him, I’d worry about that shit first. If that had been my husband, the fire of all his burned possessions would be visible from space.

15% tithing at the local Big Church, he’ll be good to go. And the little woman will tag along ‘cuz that is what they believe.

One thing humans have over other animals? An ability to excuse everything we do. Add a “God” that forgives and it can be made easy.

Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 12:47:57pm

re: #53 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

God forgave him. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t have to suffer the consequences. The Bible never says that God’s forgiveness is a get out of jail free card.

Actually it sort of does (depending on who’s interpreting it). Consequences in this life? Maybe so. But he’s “saved,” so he gets to Heaven.

Meanwhile for me it’s bring your own bar-b-que briquettes, no matter how good of a person I am. It never occurred to me to be a hypocrite after forcing someone to have an abortion to save my career, or taking advantage of my professional position to have sex with people I am not married to (what was that commandment about adultery Representative Hypocrite)?

Belafon Jan 6, 2018 • 12:49:44pm

re: #63 Anymouse 🌹

Actually it sort of does (depending on who’s interpreting it). Consequences in this life? Maybe so. But he’s “saved,” so he gets to Heaven.

Meanwhile for me it’s bring your own bar-b-que briquettes, no matter how good of a person I am. It never occurred to me to be a hypocrite after forcing someone to have an abortion to save my career, or taking advantage of my professional position to have sex with people I am not married to (what was that commandment about adultery Representative Hypocrite)?

The thief might have gone to heaven, but he still died on the cross.

JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 12:50:08pm

Christian Congressman: God Forgave Me For Sleeping With Patients, Paying For Abortions https://t.co/39b752CVrL pic.twitter.com/5L2HWqrPCq

— Hemant Mehta (@hemantmehta) January 6, 2018

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I most certainly did not, fat Vin Diesel. https://t.co/L8AzgrgzSU

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) January 6, 2018

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PhillyPretzel Jan 6, 2018 • 12:50:22pm

re: #61 goddamnedfrank

Nice dressage. Beautiful.

Blind Frog Belly White Jan 6, 2018 • 12:50:32pm

Okay, all in one post:

I am the very model of a very stable genius,
I talk in public all about my very able penius,
Pay no attention to all the required legal strict-i-ures,
And need to have my briefing books accompanied by pict-i-ures

Chorus:
Accuse my foes of things I’ve done in obvious project-i-on.
Accuse my foes of things I’ve done in obvious project-i-on.
Accuse my foes of things I’ve done in obvious project-i-ection!

Chorus:
And threaten poor Jeff Sessions ‘bout his traitorous recus-i-al.
And threaten poor Jeff Sessions ‘bout his traitorous recus-i-al.
And threaten poor Jeff Sessions ‘bout his traitorous recus-i—usial!

Chorus:
And standing in a bread line is an every day occurrences.
And standing in a bread line is an every day occurrences.
And standing in a bread line is an every day occurrence-urrences!

ObserverArt Jan 6, 2018 • 12:50:54pm

re: #61 goddamnedfrank

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Hah, that was a whole lotta fun. Horse stepped up and stole the show.

(Good street tunes too)

Backwoods_Sleuth Jan 6, 2018 • 12:51:22pm

re: #62 ObserverArt

15% tithing at the local Big Church, he’ll be good to go. And the little woman will tag along ‘cuz that is what they believe.

She’ll stand 3 paces behind him with a long-suffering stand by her man look (you know, the kind for which Hillz is still getting bashed).

Belafon Jan 6, 2018 • 12:53:24pm

I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.
I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius.
I have no time for television, golf, or social media
Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia.

— bob (@huntthesnark) January 6, 2018

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klys (maker of Silmarils) Jan 6, 2018 • 12:53:44pm

re: #67 Blind Frog Belly White

Applause! Applause!

And now, a tweet that made me think of you, because greyhound:

Desperate times. Had to shovel a formula 1 track through the back yard for the greyhounds. pic.twitter.com/51N9iZ5xQl

— Jay Moschella (@Jay_Moschella) January 5, 2018

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Kragar Jan 6, 2018 • 12:54:19pm

#stablegenius pic.twitter.com/LacVSkrwgy

— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) January 6, 2018

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Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 12:55:33pm

re: #64 Belafon

The thief might have gone to heaven, but he still died on the cross.

And he presumably got Heaven as a reward as far as believers go (and pretty much all of them would accept that).

Should I bring lighter fluid with my bar-b-que briquettes?

makeitstop Jan 6, 2018 • 12:56:17pm

re: #67 Blind Frog Belly White

Excellent. G&S would be proud.

klys (maker of Silmarils) Jan 6, 2018 • 12:57:25pm

I am easily entertained today.

Historical generals pointing out the toilets: a short thread. pic.twitter.com/WYzsnRlszj

— Jonathan Healey (@SocialHistoryOx) January 5, 2018

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ObserverArt Jan 6, 2018 • 12:58:01pm

re: #71 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Applause! Applause!

And now, a tweet that made me think of you, because greyhound:

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As a sportin’ car road racing fan of formula one, etc., that too was way cool. The sportin’ dog made a nice left and right turn course.

Nice find klys.

Scottish Dragon Jan 6, 2018 • 12:58:22pm

pic.twitter.com/Ez65eRw0V6

— 📂 (@yvesalicious) January 6, 2018

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Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 12:58:50pm

One more abortion and he gets a free latte (LOL)

Maher on Rep. Scott DesJarlais (TN-R) and Re-Electing Bad People

Belafon Jan 6, 2018 • 12:59:49pm

re: #77 Scottish Dragon

That’s gonna take a stylist to undo.

Kragar Jan 6, 2018 • 1:00:03pm

#stablegenius pic.twitter.com/Z7bHEyQf0J

— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) January 6, 2018

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klys (maker of Silmarils) Jan 6, 2018 • 1:00:06pm

re: #77 Scottish Dragon

She is going to have so many knots to untangle.

>.>

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Jan 6, 2018 • 1:01:43pm

re: #75 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I am easily entertained today.

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Scottish Dragon Jan 6, 2018 • 1:06:47pm

Prepare to face the wrath of…….oh shit oh shit. pic.twitter.com/uJupOwcI5Z

— Darwin Award 🔞 (@AwardsDarwin) January 6, 2018

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PhillyPretzel Jan 6, 2018 • 1:07:33pm

re: #61 goddamnedfrank

I took a good long look at the video and the cop is directing his horse very much like the riders at the Spanish Riding School of Vienna would do it. Again that was beautiful.

allegro Jan 6, 2018 • 1:09:55pm

re: #84 PhillyPretzel

I took a good long look at the video and the cop is directing his horse very much like the riders at the Spanish Riding School of Vienna would do it. Again that was beautiful.

It was an exquisite demonstration of horsemanship and communication between horse and rider. He made it look effortless.

Scottish Dragon Jan 6, 2018 • 1:09:56pm

re: #83 Scottish Dragon

It seems this is a pororoca tidal bore event in Brazil when water flows up the Amazon away from the ocean. Standing that close is a good way to die.

Single-handed sailor Jan 6, 2018 • 1:11:24pm

Why women live longer than men. pic.twitter.com/0GZtrj3HCM

— Darwin Award 🔞 (@AwardsDarwin) January 6, 2018

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light)) Jan 6, 2018 • 1:11:41pm

re: #86 Scottish Dragon

It seems this is a pororoca tidal bore event in Brazil when water flows up the Amazon away from the ocean. Standing that close is a good way to die.

same sort of tidal bore in the Thames that made London an inland harbor city, ships could ride the incoming tide all the way in

Scottish Dragon Jan 6, 2018 • 1:16:11pm

re: #88 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I read there are annual (and insanely dangerous) surf competitions on the Pororoca event. One winner road a wave 32 km up the Amazon….while somehow not getting killed by the uprooted trees, other debris and assorted dangerous critters who get swept along for the fun.

Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 1:16:24pm

DREAM Act supporters want Congressman Adrian Smith’s support (Goes to the Scottsbluff, Nebr. Star-Herald, more at the link):

Good luck with that.

SCOTTSBLUFF — “Dreamers” and their supporters spoke in favor of the DREAM Act on Friday as Congress prepares for the new session and a possible funding deadline.

Joe Bacon 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 1:18:20pm

re: #62 ObserverArt

15% tithing at the local Big Church, he’ll be good to go. And the little woman will tag along ‘cuz that is what they believe…

Pulpit Pimps no longer stop at that 15% rate. Now they are all into the “sacrificial giving” shit where they want people to borrow to the limit on their Mastercards and donate to the Pimp’s ministry.

Example—Creflo Dollar demanding his flock cough up the ¢a$h for him to buy a new airplane!

Backwoods_Sleuth Jan 6, 2018 • 1:19:32pm

A behind the scenes look: President Trump met with Congressional leaders at Camp David to discuss the 2018 policy agenda. pic.twitter.com/oQivlwCsca

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) January 6, 2018

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Any one person’s mental decline may be sad. But that person is POTUS and those who are responsible for our security are enabling his irrational, dangerous delusions. They are ALL unfit for office. Vote. https://t.co/AVpvbQ1BRl

— LaneBrooks (@lanebrooks) January 6, 2018

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Backwoods_Sleuth Jan 6, 2018 • 1:20:37pm

We mourn the passing of astronaut John Young, who began his career with us in 1962, when he was selected from hundreds of young pilots for our second astronaut class. Spanning three generations of spaceflight, he went on to fly in space six times. More: https://t.co/R5eY8MIaG9 pic.twitter.com/pkOFt6zzpL

— NASA (@NASA) January 6, 2018

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ObserverArt Jan 6, 2018 • 1:22:07pm

re: #87 Single-handed sailor

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Ahhh…like drugs. When you get to the point where the buzz from an ordinary slip ‘n’ slide no longer does it for you, you go to the heavy stuff.

JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 1:24:19pm

re: #87 Single-handed sailor

I might try this though.

Scottish Dragon Jan 6, 2018 • 1:25:29pm

Verified @gofundme for Tina Johnson, the Roy Moore accuser whose house has been damaged in an act being investigated for arson https://t.co/ToibG29uf3

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) January 6, 2018

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Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 1:26:51pm

re: #93 Backwoods_Sleuth

A quick check shows no press release or half-mast proclamation from either Donald Trump or Gov. Pete Ricketts (NE).

Pineapple Pizzagate Jan 6, 2018 • 1:29:02pm

re: #72 Kragar

Blind Frog Belly White Jan 6, 2018 • 1:32:55pm

re: #67 Blind Frog Belly White

Revision to last line:

“You’ll fin’lly say “You’re Fired!” to this very stable genius!

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Belafon Jan 6, 2018 • 1:32:59pm

Jerry Van Dyke, the actor and comedian who played lead or second banana in such TV series as “Coach” and “My Mother the Car,” has died at 86 https://t.co/3ikrjiHm1B pic.twitter.com/rGeeQElqTz

— CBS News (@CBSNews) January 6, 2018

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retired cynic Jan 6, 2018 • 1:33:38pm

Nancy LeTourneau (Washington Monthly) on DT using the Justice Department to go after Clintons.

To the extent that the media gives this investigation any credibility, it will simply be repeating the horrific mistakes they made on coverage of the Clintons during the election. Even worse, they will be reinforcing the acceptability of a POTUS corrupting federal law enforcement by using it to go after his political opponents. As shocking as it is to have a president who would do that, it would be even worse to have a media that condones it.

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Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 1:36:24pm

nbcdfw.com

Lewisville, Texas’s Music City Mall has opened in the last couple weeks, and they now have their owner’s Ten Commandments monument set up to virtue-signal all the Christians in the area.

We’ll skip the commandments the owner is breaking (coveting, keeping the sabbath holy), or the admonition in the New Testament not to pray in public like the hypocrites.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸ Jan 6, 2018 • 1:38:05pm

i had forgotten how well we had been prepared for bannon, trump, et al., by that very prescient movie, ‘dinner for schmucks’

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goddamnedfrank Jan 6, 2018 • 1:39:18pm

my wild prediction for the future of this platform pic.twitter.com/HwPFRd8r26

— Chip Zdarsky (@zdarsky) January 6, 2018

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sauceruney Jan 6, 2018 • 1:39:32pm

re: #82 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

PUSCIFER “THE ARSONIST” official video

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Blind Frog Belly White Jan 6, 2018 • 1:42:00pm

re: #102 Anymouse 🌹

nbcdfw.com

Lewisville, Texas’s Music City Mall has opened in the last couple weeks, and they now have their owner’s Ten Commandments monument set up to virtue-signal all the Christians in the area.

We’ll skip the commandments the owner is breaking (coveting, keeping the sabbath holy), or the admonition in the New Testament not to pray in public like the hypocrites.

I’m sure now all the problems that mall has had because of online sales and the general decline of brick-and-mortar retail will all disappear now.
/

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De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 1:43:45pm

Speaking of genius, Happy Birthday Earl Scruggs!

Earl Scruggs - Ground Speed

January 6, 1924 - March 28, 2012

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Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 1:45:03pm

re: #106 Blind Frog Belly White

I’m sure now all the problems that mall has had because of online sales and the general decline of brick-and-mortar retail will all disappear now.
/

Monument Mall in Scottsbluff suffered years of decline and poor rental numbers. A couple years ago it was purchased by a fellow who identifies troubled malls in potentially good markets and rehabilitates them.

The mall is now open again after millions of dollars of upgrades. Every store in the mall has been rented for over a year, and they have a waiting list for rentals.

They don’t have a Ten Commandments monument in Monument Mall though.

Since this guy bought it, the mall has been in the black.

The mall model isn’t necessarily bad; what’s bad is building malls in saturated markets.

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Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 1:46:21pm

re: #107 De Kolta Chair

I love that song … thanks for that.

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PhillyPretzel Jan 6, 2018 • 1:49:51pm

re: #108 Anymouse 🌹

King of Prussia Mall; King of Prussia, PA
en.wikipedia.org

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CleverToad Jan 6, 2018 • 1:51:31pm

re: #36 Blind Frog Belly White

Despite bashing the New York Times, I talk to Maggie Haberman,
Ask FBI Directors, “Hey, can you do me a favor, man?”
I do a lot of shit that many folks find too unusual,
And threaten poor Jeff Sessions ‘bout his traitorous recus-i-al.

Please, please send these to Stephen Colbert. And/or The Daily Show. And/or Sam Bee.

We need a Kevin Kline rendition on this…

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Blind Frog Belly White Jan 6, 2018 • 1:52:08pm

re: #108 Anymouse 🌹

Monument Mall in Scottsbluff suffered years of decline and poor rental numbers. A couple years ago it was purchased by a fellow who identifies troubled malls in potentially good markets and rehabilitates them.

The mall is now open again after millions of dollars of upgrades. Every store in the mall has been rented for over a year, and they have a waiting list for rentals.

They don’t have a Ten Commandments monument in Monument Mall though.

Since this guy bought it, the mall has been in the black.

The mall model isn’t necessarily bad; what’s bad is building malls in saturated markets.

Destination malls, too. People still need to try on clothes, and often they like to hold things in their hands before choosing.

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Blind Frog Belly White Jan 6, 2018 • 1:53:02pm

re: #112 Blind Frog Belly White

Destination malls, too. People still need to try on clothes, and often they like to hold things in their hands before choosing.

That is, Destination Malls are probably not going to come out of the decline, but your local mall may do better.

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goddamnedfrank Jan 6, 2018 • 1:53:37pm

Some support for what I said here, that Trump dissolved Kobach’s election commission in order to cover up a vast, flagrant criminal voter suppression conspiracy.

Scathing new statement from Maine Secretary of State Matthew Dunlap, the Democrat being denied the documents. “It is unthinkable, unconscionable, and un-American that the administration would engage in actions that demonstrate such a flagrant disregard for a court ruling…” pic.twitter.com/o9YQabda5U

— Sam Levine (@srl) January 6, 2018

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What we’ve learned in days since Trump dissolved Kobach commission: the DOJ quickly invoked dissolution as reason to not comply with recent judicial order to disclose documents, which raises question about why WH made surprise move. https://t.co/WNEKphGwag

— Taniel (@Taniel) January 6, 2018

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Charles Johnson Jan 6, 2018 • 1:54:06pm

The reviews are in… pic.twitter.com/UNdkNbBEFF

— GOP (@GOP) January 5, 2018

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The RNC made this attack ad. Trump RTed it. I’m misquoted in it. Ironic?

Yes, the book should be scrutinized. I’ve been talking about the errors on TV. But I can’t figure out where RNC got the “makes you wonder” part… https://t.co/VWXvjWpaYV

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) January 6, 2018

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gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 1:56:13pm

I’ve made a pop-up easy reader version of Fire and Fury so Donald can see what all the fuss is about pic.twitter.com/xMASZUKjSn

— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) January 6, 2018

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Read this thread about the reality of our existence in this universe https://t.co/ptyZmE6AYI

— Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) January 6, 2018

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Blind Frog Belly White Jan 6, 2018 • 1:58:39pm

re: #111 CleverToad

Please, please send these to Stephen Colbert. And/or The Daily Show. And/or Sam Bee.

We need a Kevin Kline rendition on this…

Nah, I did it for my own amusement and that of my friends.

But feel free to spread it. I make no claims to Intellectual Property on this.

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FormerDirtDart Jan 6, 2018 • 2:04:06pm

Owner Story: “A lot has changed in 7 weeks” pic.twitter.com/UKvNrA6kHx

— Fluff Society (@FluffSociety) January 6, 2018

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Skip Intro Jan 6, 2018 • 2:04:34pm

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸ Jan 6, 2018 • 2:05:16pm

…

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸ Jan 6, 2018 • 2:08:50pm

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CleverToad Jan 6, 2018 • 2:12:07pm

re: #117 Blind Frog Belly White

Nah, I did it for my own amusement and that of my friends.

But feel free to spread it. I make no claims to Intellectual Property on this.

You’re a brilliant filker, sir.
We salute your skills!

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸ Jan 6, 2018 • 2:13:13pm

re: #118 FormerDirtDart

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“if current trends continue, in six months my puppy will be as big as a cadillac!”

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JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 2:13:55pm

What a fine day for poetry in America!

A guy in Florida loaded his car up with frozen iguanas and then they came back to life while he was driving. https://t.co/FBFtpR5SyI pic.twitter.com/wxQobX33Un

— Chris Ostertag (@videograndpa) January 6, 2018

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Florida man, Florida man
Wants an iguana in his frying pan
Puts dead reptiles in his van
Florida man
Iguana’s alive, and now he can’t drive
Should have left them by the road side
Typical day for Florida man
Hungry man
Florida manhttps://t.co/v57WJgRlSp

— Karen McGrane (@karenmcgrane) January 6, 2018

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸ Jan 6, 2018 • 2:16:57pm

Little did Gary Larson know, one day, that kid would grow up to be President pic.twitter.com/QILjLIFg6P

— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) January 6, 2018

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Rocky-in-Connecticut Jan 6, 2018 • 2:18:40pm

re: #102 Anymouse 🌹

this would seem a nice object on which to stick “Trump has broken this one many times” stickers onto.

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Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 2:28:34pm

re: #126 Rocky-in-Connecticut

this would seem a nice object on which to stick “Trump has broken this one many times” stickers onto.

Well, the monument is on private property, so that’s an improvement on religious people trying to mark every bit of public property in the nation.

After my state legislature decided to allow religious scenes over Christmas a couple yars ago, someone applied for and got a permit for a Festivus pole made out of beer cans, along with displays of the constitutions of the US and Nebraska on religious freedoms.

No more displays in the statehouse since then… .

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Skip Intro Jan 6, 2018 • 2:32:26pm

Ok, one last time Donald, your button isn’t bigger, his is just far away…. ah forget it pic.twitter.com/qQmtcIQ46M

— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) January 4, 2018

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retired cynic Jan 6, 2018 • 2:34:51pm

I’m sure this has been shared here, but I just got around to reading it, and it rings absolutely true to me. Drew Magary in GQ on Wolff torching access.

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ozharas Jan 6, 2018 • 2:34:54pm

This always reminds me of Trump (my daughter has this musical on permanent play in the car).

‘Telly’ Performed by Paul Kaye as Mr Wormwood - Matilda the Musical

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FormerDirtDart Jan 6, 2018 • 2:37:49pm

I found a piñata for my birthday. pic.twitter.com/HmQ3Re4a7Y

— Jeffrey Lewis (@ArmsControlWonk) January 6, 2018

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#VeryStablePinata https://t.co/7SE48vSNff

— Jeffrey Lewis (@ArmsControlWonk) January 6, 2018

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meteor Jan 6, 2018 • 2:43:36pm

🐧❣️😍🐧❣️😍🐧❣️😍❣️🐧 pic.twitter.com/qumqsMPL69

— т є ʀ є 🤓 (@beatshoney) December 30, 2017

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Backwoods_Sleuth Jan 6, 2018 • 2:45:01pm

Here’s a list of all stable Presidents who have called themselves stable:
1)

And all the geniuses who’ve called themselves geniuses:
1)#stablegenius

— Donald J Orwell (@DonaldJOrwell) January 6, 2018

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Backwoods_Sleuth Jan 6, 2018 • 2:47:36pm

I’m just going to let this video speak for itself.

Justin Trudeau compared to Donald Trump.#stablegenius pic.twitter.com/7CMZ9PQIeF

— Red T Raccoon (@RedTRaccoon) January 6, 2018

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Alephnaught Jan 6, 2018 • 2:48:23pm

From previous thread:

re: #313 nines09

….to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius….and a very stable genius at that!

Hang on, how many Presidents of the US were not elected on the first try? The only modern version (ie post WW2) I can think of is Richard Nixon.

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makeitstop Jan 6, 2018 • 2:50:27pm

re: #135 Alephnaught

From previous thread:

Hang on, how many Presidents of the US were not elected on the first try? The only modern version (ie post WW2) I can think of is Richard Nixon.

Happy noted that Reagan and Bush I ran but didn’t get the nomination.

Nixon got to the Big Dance and got beat by that Kennedy feller.

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Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 2:50:43pm

re: #129 retired cynic

I’m sure this has been shared here, but I just got around to reading it, and it rings absolutely true to me. Drew Magary in GQ on Wolff torching access.

Having access gives you two things:

a) the ability to be a propagandist
b) the ability to reveal the truth

Folks like Maggie Haberman cultivating access for its own sake to enrich herself regardless of the truth of the information she is reporting, I find to fit as (a).

I don’t care if we have the most scrupulous President in the history of presidents, I want truth, not stenography. Maggie is Judith Miller II.

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jaunte Jan 6, 2018 • 2:52:41pm

NSA Director Mike Rogers will retire this spring, Politico reports. https://t.co/lhNUDWx38f

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) January 6, 2018

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Rogers was pressured by Trump to say there was no collusion. Now he’s retiring and Trump will choose his replacement. https://t.co/C4VuPetehd

— Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) January 6, 2018

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We’re watching a real-time takeover of the US government by a particularly clumsy, corrupt, inept and witless agent of the Kremlin with the full support of the GOP. That’s just where we are. https://t.co/kvfXbKcSxl

— Steve Silberman (@stevesilberman) January 6, 2018

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prairiefire Jan 6, 2018 • 2:55:17pm

Just saw a squirrel with frost bite. He looked like he was wearing a red vest were he had lost his fur.

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Alephnaught Jan 6, 2018 • 2:55:39pm

re: #136 makeitstop

Happy noted that Reagan and Bush I ran but didn’t get the nomination.

Nixon got to the Big Dance and got beat by that Kennedy feller.

That’s what I thought.

So. Trump’s ego-hound is marking his territory on Nixon’s pine tree? Like it’s his former owner? Interesting…

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 2:57:33pm

re: #138 jaunte

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Not good.

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FormerDirtDart Jan 6, 2018 • 2:58:01pm

Trump’s nominee to lead Indian Health Service, facing claims he misrepresented his resumé, says his employment records were destroyed in a tornado. https://t.co/3fOzIqvwTa

— Rebecca Ballhaus (@rebeccaballhaus) January 6, 2018

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Is Trump going to nickname him “Dorothy”? https://t.co/4GBb4uBvMs

— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) January 6, 2018

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FormerDirtDart Jan 6, 2018 • 3:00:56pm

Hi. Could you not misuse an official government account to attack an American business for partisan political reasons and make us look like a banana republic? Asking for a country.

— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) January 6, 2018

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Jay C Jan 6, 2018 • 3:00:58pm

re: #135 Alephnaught

From previous thread:

Hang on, how many Presidents of the US were not elected on the first try? The only modern version (ie post WW2) I can think of is Richard Nixon.

Going back a ways, Andrew Jackson failed on his first try at the WH.
Off the top of my head, though: Old Hickory and Tricky Dick may be it as far as that factoid goes…

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 3:01:42pm

re: #142 FormerDirtDart

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Uh huh.

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retired cynic Jan 6, 2018 • 3:01:55pm

re: #144 Jay C

Going back a ways, Andrew Jackson failed on his first try at the WH.
Off the top of my head, though: Old Hickory and Tricky Dick may be it as far as that factoid goes…

Didn’t DT make an abortive run for the presidency in 2000?

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dangerman Jan 6, 2018 • 3:02:51pm

re: #135 Alephnaught

From previous thread:

….to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius….and a very stable genius at that!

Hang on, how many Presidents of the US were not elected on the first try? The only modern version (ie post WW2) I can think of is Richard Nixon.

It would qualify if you planned it all
You didn’t
No one including you thought you were going to win

You did not have a super secret plan executed flawlessly from a to z

You got lucky with a perfect storm of events
From the moment you caught the car you didn’t know what to do with it

Daily you demonstrate you still dont

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Stanley Sea Jan 6, 2018 • 3:03:17pm

re: #146 retired cynic

Didn’t DT make an abortive run for the presidency in 2000?

Yup. He forgot.

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 3:03:20pm

re: #144 Jay C

Going back a ways, Andrew Jackson failed on his first try at the WH.
Off the top of my head, though: Old Hickory and Tricky Dick may be it as far as that factoid goes…

FDR was a VP on a failed ticket. Jefferson lost to Adams and Adams technically did to Washington too.

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 3:04:25pm

re: #146 retired cynic

Didn’t DT make an abortive run for the presidency in 2000?

I think he also tried to become HW’s running mate in 88. I doubt he was vetted but he tried.

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Eclectic Cyborg Jan 6, 2018 • 3:04:26pm

There once was a man named Trump,
Who stunk worse than the smelliest dump.
He thought he was smart,
But in fact, from the start,
He was just a felonious chump.

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PhillyPretzel Jan 6, 2018 • 3:04:45pm

re: #146 retired cynic

This is all I have: littlegreenfootballs.com

He may have but I do not have any other reliable source of information. If anyone does please share.

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makeitstop Jan 6, 2018 • 3:05:14pm

re: #140 Alephnaught

That’s what I thought.

So. Trump’s ego-hound is marking his territory on Nixon’s pine tree? Like it’s his former owner? Interesting…

Worse than that! He ran for president in 2000, so it wasn’t even ‘on the first try!’

But the old fool probably doesn’t even remember that.

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Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 3:05:45pm

re: #146 retired cynic

Didn’t DT make an abortive run for the presidency in 2000?

I noted that above.

en.wikipedia.org

He previously ran twice for office.

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PhillyPretzel Jan 6, 2018 • 3:06:35pm

re: #154 Anymouse 🌹

Thanks.

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 3:08:13pm

To me what’s telling is the people who know him best- New Yorkers voted against him in big numbers and the people who know him least voted for him the most.

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Decatur Deb Jan 6, 2018 • 3:08:21pm

re: #81 klys (maker of Silmarils)

She is going to have so many knots to untangle.

>.>

She will remember the day for 50 years.

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nines09 Jan 6, 2018 • 3:08:40pm

re: #53 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

God forgave him. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t have to suffer the consequences. The Bible never says that God’s forgiveness is a get out of jail free card.

Rapist at hell’s door; “But God forgave me!”
Satan; “Yeah. Personally, he holds no grudges. But you saw the contract. This is business. Now hold this can of gasoline.”

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Jay C Jan 6, 2018 • 3:08:48pm

re: #149 HappyWarrior

FDR was a VP on a failed ticket. Jefferson lost to Adams and Adams technically did to Washington too.

Wait! One more! William Henry Harrison
(I think the criterion was (should be?) “actually ran on a national ticket”)

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makeitstop Jan 6, 2018 • 3:09:45pm

Reform Party run in 2000

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Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 3:10:27pm

Ding. Four O’Clock. Time for rum and Kiss soda.

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jaunte Jan 6, 2018 • 3:11:09pm

re: #156 HappyWarrior

To me what’s telling is the people who know him best- New Yorkers voted against him in big numbers and the people who know him least voted for him the most.

I didn’t know him from anything other than decades of pop culture references, and just from that was able to determine he was no more suited to be president than a randomly selected Kardashian.

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JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 3:11:11pm

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever 😂 pic.twitter.com/4SoHDqZAD0

— Nature is Amazing 🌿 (@AMAZlNGNATURE) January 5, 2018

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 3:12:40pm

re: #159 Jay C

Wait! One more! William Henry Harrison
(I think the criterion was (should be?) “actually ran on a national ticket”)

Oh yeah I forgot Van Buren beat him in 1836.

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Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 3:13:26pm

Well, Donald Trump is carrying out one promise, to shake things up in Washington.

Boy howdy is he doing that.

Personally, I prefer stable governance.

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 3:14:31pm

re: #162 jaunte

I didn’t know him from anything other than decades of pop culture references, and just from that was able to determine he was no more suited to be president than a randomly selected Kardashian.

Same. LH and Makeitstop and our other NYC/NJ lizards though have talked about how most people there saw him as a fraud and joke. My first intro to him was in Home Alone 2 and the Little Rascals movies where he made cameos.

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Old Liberal Jan 6, 2018 • 3:15:54pm

re: #63 Anymouse 🌹

Actually it sort of does (depending on who’s interpreting it). Consequences in this life? Maybe so. But he’s “saved,” so he gets to Heaven.

Meanwhile for me it’s bring your own bar-b-que briquettes, no matter how good of a person I am. It never occurred to me to be a hypocrite after forcing someone to have an abortion to save my career, or taking advantage of my professional position to have sex with people I am not married to (what was that commandment about adultery Representative Hypocrite)?

Christianity of any flavor is made up of tautologies and self-contradictory positions that ultimately end up in the “dog is beyond our understanding” rationale. I wish they would save us all the bullshit and just make that the start and finish of it. Dog? What’s up with that? No one knows. Amen.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin Jan 6, 2018 • 3:16:10pm

re: #117 Blind Frog Belly White

Nah, I did it for my own amusement and that of my friends.

But feel free to spread it. I make no claims to Intellectual Property on this.

I’ve spread it to my BiL to record. If he does, I’ll pass it on to the lizards.

He is also an inveterate collector of guitars and other musical instruments.

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Charles Johnson Jan 6, 2018 • 3:16:12pm

Welp, it looks like our old pal the Rage Furby has been suspended from Facebook again. No posts from the Holocaust-denying douchebag for a week.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Jan 6, 2018 • 3:16:31pm

re: #169 Charles Johnson

Welp, it looks like our old pal the Rage Furby has been suspended from Facebook again. No posts from the Holocaust-denying douchebag for a week.

What did he do this time?

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Decatur Deb Jan 6, 2018 • 3:16:56pm

re: #169 Charles Johnson

Welp, it looks like our old pal the Rage Furby has been suspended from Facebook again. No posts from the Holocaust-denying douchebag for a week.

How shall we go on?

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nines09 Jan 6, 2018 • 3:17:15pm

Just driving by…………..dropping this off…….

Stevie Ray Vaughan - Willie The Wimp (Daytona Beach 1987)

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 3:17:42pm

re: #169 Charles Johnson

Welp, it looks like our old pal the Rage Furby has been suspended from Facebook again. No posts from the Holocaust-denying douchebag for a week.

That’s good because if he were there, we’d be seeing threats to Mike Wolff and stupid bs.

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Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 3:17:55pm

re: #169 Charles Johnson

I’m sure that misbegotten cesspit will let him back on again … he makes them money.

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Pineapple Pizzagate Jan 6, 2018 • 3:19:25pm

Hmmmm

Boris and Natasha, Goof Gas

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GlutenFreeJesus Jan 6, 2018 • 3:19:40pm

re: #170 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

What did he do this time?

Hopefully laying down in a ditch somewhere in a drugged-up drunken haze.

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Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 3:20:55pm

Warming trend … it has reached 32°F here.

Time to fire up the air conditioner… . /s

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Jan 6, 2018 • 3:21:36pm

re: #176 GlutenFreeJesus

Hopefully laying down in a ditch somewhere in a drugged-up drunken haze.

Well, I was actually asking what got him suspended, but if that happened, I wouldn’t be averse to such an outcome.

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 3:23:14pm

re: #178 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Well, I was actually asking what got him suspended, but if that happened, I wouldn’t be averse to such an outcome.

I’m hoping that he finally said something that was too much even for FB’s lax moderation. I actually don’t dislike FB as much as some do but its moderation sucks.

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GlutenFreeJesus Jan 6, 2018 • 3:24:56pm

@realDonaldTrump sure thing. pic.twitter.com/PLYpPZ8fBu

— This place is infested with Nazis. (@efuseakay) January 6, 2018

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makeitstop Jan 6, 2018 • 3:26:37pm

re: #156 HappyWarrior

To me what’s telling is the people who know him best- New Yorkers voted against him in big numbers and the people who know him least voted for him the most.

You guys didn’t ask.
///

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 3:27:00pm

What amuses me about ohw Trump talks is is how everything is either awful or great, and how things are often up in the air “We’ll see” is a phrase he uses a lot.

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makeitstop Jan 6, 2018 • 3:28:05pm

re: #168 Colère Tueur de Lapin

I’ve spread it to my BiL to record. If he does, I’ll pass it on to the lizards.

He is also an inveterate collector of guitars and other musical instruments.

Must be a great guy, then. :)

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 3:28:17pm

re: #181 makeitstop

You guys didn’t ask.
///

Nah the Red Staters decided you guys were a bunch of elitists and the guy who sued over description of his wealth was an everyman.

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nines09 Jan 6, 2018 • 3:29:55pm

I’m just going to let this video speak for itself.

Justin Trudeau compared to Donald Trump.#stablegenius pic.twitter.com/7CMZ9PQIeF

— Red T Raccoon (@RedTRaccoon) January 6, 2018

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And Mueller is making us look foolish….

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makeitstop Jan 6, 2018 • 3:30:40pm

re: #184 HappyWarrior

Nah the Red Staters decided you guys were a bunch of elitists and the guy who sued over description of his wealth was an everyman.

Yeah, big elitist me. Not like that Man O’ The Peepul with his gold toilet.
/

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 3:31:58pm

re: #186 makeitstop

Yeag, big elitist me. Not like that Man O’ The Peepul with his gold toilet.
/

Remember when Don Jr or Eric called him a blue collar billionaire lol. Donald Trump becoming a champion of blue collar white America frankly shows how easy a lot of those voters are conned. Same people bought Reagan’s con though.

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gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 3:32:18pm

This coward asked me how Trump is destroying America so I tweeted four articles explaining how, so naturally the coward blocked me.

https://t.co/weQlkf3A9L

— Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) January 6, 2018

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https://t.co/FsfQPmCJ88

— Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) January 6, 2018

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https://t.co/NZWjTzTZWW

— Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) January 6, 2018

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https://t.co/JTzqU4Z4Jn

— Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) January 6, 2018

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The Major Jan 6, 2018 • 3:32:23pm

re: #175 Pineapple Pizzagate

Best line in that whole routine….
Narrator: “But through it all, it didn’t even faze Bullwinkle!”
Bullwinkle: “Didn’t effect me none, either!”

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makeitstop Jan 6, 2018 • 3:32:25pm

By the bye… More Trump cultists were involved with trying to stop Sessions from recusing than previously stated.

More White House officials were involved in the effort to persuade Jeff Sessions to not recuse himself in the Russia investigation beyond counsel Don McGahn, including @Reince Priebus and @seanspicer, a senior administration official told CNN.https://t.co/n4sll4OpL3

— Justin Hendrix (@justinhendrix) January 6, 2018

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 3:33:20pm

re: #188 gocart mozart

This coward asked me how Trump is destroying America so I I tweeted three articles explaining how so naturally the coward blocked me.

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Stupid Trumpflakes.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Jan 6, 2018 • 3:33:27pm

NEW: A winter storm watch has been issued for the Sierra-Nevada mountain range heavy snow above 7,000 feet elevation Monday to Tuesday #CAwx #NVwx pic.twitter.com/h71nifYIgB

— WeatherNation (@WeatherNation) January 6, 2018

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 3:34:21pm

re: #192 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Hopefully my niece and SiL stay safe. My brother is out of town at the moment.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Jan 6, 2018 • 3:36:53pm

The reviews are in… pic.twitter.com/UNdkNbBEFF

— GOP (@GOP) January 5, 2018

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Michael Wolff is a total loser who made up stories in order to sell this really boring and untruthful book. He used Sloppy Steve Bannon, who cried when he got fired and begged for his job. Now Sloppy Steve has been dumped like a dog by almost everyone. Too bad! https://t.co/mEeUhk5ZV9

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2018

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I’m reserved, but I simply must say that as someone who has 4 Olympic gold medals, I know something about winning & losing & know what a “total loser” looks like- that would be you @realDonaldTrump. You bring disgrace to the office & country like no man before you. #stablegenius https://t.co/HVYAM2hjy6

— Gregory Louganis (@greglouganis) January 6, 2018

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Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 3:37:11pm

The Battle of the North Platte River is being waged right now south of my home (more gunfire than the Battle of Yorktown).

Apparently hunting season is open again… .

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PhillyPretzel Jan 6, 2018 • 3:38:03pm

re: #192 Backwoods_Sleuth

Philadelphia’s weather. One more night into the freezer.
forecast.weather.gov

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JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 3:39:11pm

re: #190 makeitstop

Why is the GOP insisting on going down with him? They have Pence on deck if they push the 25th to get rid of the stable genius.

We can argue about whether we’d want that or not but it sure does make one consider the blackmail angle more closely.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸ Jan 6, 2018 • 3:40:04pm

stable genius

trump is caught in a chinese finger puzzle where every attempt he makes to save his sorry ass just backfires

next up: fire sessions in an attempt to get someone to pull the plug on the mueller investigation

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FormerDirtDart Jan 6, 2018 • 3:40:45pm

OK, this came up in my timeline, and I couldn’t help but think of #71

🇦🇺 It’s race day at #RoadNats! 🇦🇺

The 185.6km road race gets underway at 12:15 AEDT and our guys are ready to battle for the green and gold. #Ride_BMC

#21 @RohanDennis
#35 @simongerrans
#88 @richie_porte
#101 @MilesScotson pic.twitter.com/NDkp0IwoDU

— BMC Racing Team (@BMCProTeam) January 6, 2018

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re: #71 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Applause! Applause!

And now, a tweet that made me think of you, because greyhound:

Desperate times. Had to shovel a formula 1 track through the back yard for the greyhounds. pic.twitter.com/51N9iZ5xQl

— Jay Moschella (@Jay_Moschella) January 5, 2018

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Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 3:41:50pm

re: #184 HappyWarrior

Nah the Red Staters decided you guys were a bunch of elitists and the guy who sued over description of his wealth was an everyman.

Hey, I’m a red stater. I don’t care if the man was a Republican or Democrat, I am not going to vote for someone who had zero experience in government.

Same would go for Dr. Jill Stein even if she wans’t wrapped up in this Russia disaster and whose platform mirrored everything I think would be a good position.

I didn’t know much about Donald Trump other than he ran as a gadfly candidate twice before. I had no knowledge of his television show or his real estate issues or his casino issues.

As someone who likes to follow political issues, I can give a (minor) pass to my whole town (since almost everyone in my township voted for him).

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Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 3:43:01pm

re: #198 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

stable genius

trump is caught in a chinese finger puzzle where every attempt he makes to save his sorry ass just backfires

next up: fire sessions in an attempt to get someone to pull the plug on the mueller investigation

… which should immediately be labelled “Stupid Saturday Night Massacre.”

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FormerDirtDart Jan 6, 2018 • 3:43:48pm

You’re probably not going to see a play like this very often

Marcus Mariota throws a touchdown pass to… Marcus Mariota?? #TitanUp pic.twitter.com/N6bcTrjBYT

— Tennessee Titans (@Titans) January 6, 2018

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 3:44:33pm

re: #200 Anymouse 🌹

Hey, I’m a red stater. I don’t care if the man was a Republican or Democrat, I am not going to vote for someone who had zero experience in government.

Same would go for Dr. Jill Stein even if she wans’t wrapped up in this Russia disaster and whose platform mirrored everything I think would be a good position.

I didn’t know much about Donald Trump other than he ran as a gadfly candidate twice before. I had no knowledge of his television show or his real estate issues or his casino issues.

As someone who likes to follow political issues, I can give a (minor) pass to my whole town (since almost everyone in my township voted for him).

I was obviously talking about those who voted for him in big numbers not yourself. Honestly, I can’t give people a pass on him. They disregarded or even thought his lack of experience was a good thing even though these are the same people who belittle Obama as a mere community organizer ignoring that he taught at the University of Chicago and was first a state senator and then US Senator. His attacks on people like Judge Curiel for their ethnicity and his repeated lies. I don’t wish ill on them but I don’t give anyone a pass at all who voted for this imbecile.

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 3:44:49pm

re: #202 FormerDirtDart

You’re probably not going to see a play like this very often

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Yeah that was crazy.

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prairiefire Jan 6, 2018 • 3:45:11pm

Go Chiefs!

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Jan 6, 2018 • 3:45:25pm

re: #202 FormerDirtDart

You’re probably not going to see a play like this very often

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What the … what the FUCK?!?!

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 3:47:10pm

re: #197 JordanRules

Why is the GOP insisting on going down with him? They have Pence on deck if they push the 25th to get rid of the stable genius.

We can argue about whether we’d want that or not but it sure does make one consider the blackmail angle more closely.

My hunch? There’s dirt on them too and Trump knows where a lot of their bodies are hidden OR they know that Trump is much more popular than they are with their base so if they’re seen as bringing down Trump by their base, tehir base will hate them even more than they already do. Remember McConnell was very unpopular to Alabama voters of both parties in the Jones-Moore special election. Now I for one don’t get the total hate of the GOP leadership by the GOP base since the GOP leadership enables their hatred time and time again but I can see it too since they are sleazy. What I can’t see is why they see McConnell/Ryan as the enemy but Trump as having their interests out.

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs Jan 6, 2018 • 3:47:18pm

re: #202 FormerDirtDart

Double Fantasy Points

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Joe Bacon 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 3:47:20pm

re: #192 Backwoods_Sleuth

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In the immortal words of Captain Picard, “Make It So”

We need rain in Los Angeles!!!!!

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makeitstop Jan 6, 2018 • 3:50:12pm

re: #197 JordanRules

Why is the GOP insisting on going down with him? They have Pence on deck if they push the 25th to get rid of the stable genius.

We can argue about whether we’d want that or not but it sure does make one consider the blackmail angle more closely.

I’m thinking that a lot of Russian money made it into everybody’s campaign war chests over the past couple of years.

Either that, or all that kompromat was passed along to Trump so he’ll have a good amount of leverage over Congress. That actually seems more plausible, given how Lindsey Graham went from critic to lapdog, seemingly overnight.

Then again - why not both?

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The Major Jan 6, 2018 • 3:50:22pm

re: #194 Backwoods_Sleuth

You sir, can take pride in knowing that your hard work paid off for you, unlike @POTUS. The Seal of fate is coming not only for Trump, but for @GOP as well come the midterms… pic.twitter.com/oHYaWm7NC6

— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) January 6, 2018

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 3:52:03pm

re: #210 makeitstop

I’m thinking that a lot of Russian money made it into everybody’s campaign war chests over the past couple of years.

Either that, or all that kompromat was passed along to Trump so he’ll have a good amount of leverage over Congress. That actually seems more plausible, given how Lindsey Graham went from critic to lapdog, seemingly overnight.

Then again - why not both?

Yeah Graham’s transformation from one of Trump’s biggest critics to recommending charges be filed against Steele is odd to say the least. The whole thing stinks.

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Eclectic Cyborg Jan 6, 2018 • 3:53:01pm

re: #202 FormerDirtDart

You’re probably not going to see a play like this very often

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Mr Perfect Football Vignette

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JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 3:53:04pm

re: #207 HappyWarrior

Yeah that “establishment” stink that their base perceives makes about as much sense as the rest of their ideology.

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gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 3:53:39pm

So, Sloppy Stevie is on the Twitters

And in spite of allegations and words, Trump is a great man. He is the great white hope for the USA and regardless of what seems to be going on right now. So to make things clear my support for him is unchanged! #MAGA

— Steven Bannon (@SteveKBannon) January 4, 2018

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Dirty Donny calls Sloppy Stevie a crybaby https://t.co/vWLPlVASiD

— Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) January 6, 2018

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https://t.co/F37FFYZKO0

— Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) January 6, 2018

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸ Jan 6, 2018 • 3:54:01pm

re: #207 HappyWarrior

What I can’t see is why they see McConnell/Ryan as the enemy but Trump as having their interests out.

trump is onna them cuz he done said whut they wuz all thinkin’: messicuns n islams r th’ cause uv all our problems

pollyticks is about who is the bad uns, and trump has told us them rinos is ur enemies

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light)) Jan 6, 2018 • 3:54:40pm

re: #215 gocart mozart

Dirty Donny calls Sloppy Stevie a crybaby

Nothin’ but rheumy gin tears

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JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 3:55:44pm

re: #210 makeitstop

Both would definitely cover it me thinks.

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Old Liberal Jan 6, 2018 • 3:56:21pm

re: #216 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

trump is onna them cuz he done said whut they wuz all thinkin’: messicuns n islams r th’ cause uv all our problems

pollyticks is about who is the bad uns, and trump has told us them rinos is ur enemies

Intersecting Venn diagram with gunzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhd, and the gayes

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gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 3:56:48pm

“He used Sloppy Steve Bannon, who cried when he got fired and begged for his job. Now Sloppy Steve has been dumped like a dog by almost everyone. Too bad!” - Trump

— Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) January 6, 2018

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Eclectic Cyborg Jan 6, 2018 • 4:01:10pm

There once was a man named Jared,
Whose family was incredibly arid.
With dirty deals dispersed,
He looked even worse,
Than his Father-in-law with his hair did.

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gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 4:03:02pm

re: #220 gocart mozart

Does anyone know if that Bannon account is real or fake, no check mark but 56,000 followers

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Backwoods_Sleuth Jan 6, 2018 • 4:04:33pm

re: #210 makeitstop

I’m thinking that a lot of Russian money made it into everybody’s campaign war chests over the past couple of years.

Either that, or all that kompromat was passed along to Trump so he’ll have a good amount of leverage over Congress. That actually seems more plausible, given how Lindsey Graham went from critic to lapdog, seemingly overnight.

Then again - why not both?

Read something this morning about ~$800K connection Lindsey has with a Russian oligarch.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light)) Jan 6, 2018 • 4:04:40pm

re: #172 nines09

Just driving by…………..dropping this off…….

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Video

see you and raise you one WIllie

Frank Zappa - Willie the Pimp

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 4:05:14pm

re: #215 gocart mozart

So, Sloppy Stevie is on the Twitters

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Sloppy Steve is a beta cuck. //

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Decatur Deb Jan 6, 2018 • 4:05:58pm

re: #215 gocart mozart

So, Sloppy Stevie is on the Twitters

“He is the great white hope for the USA…”

They tried that Great White Hope shit with Jack Johnson in 1910.

DBBH - Jack Johnson -vs- Jim Jeffries (July 4th, 1910)

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Stanley Sea Jan 6, 2018 • 4:06:09pm

re: #222 gocart mozart

Does anyone know if that Bannon account is real or fake, no check mark but 56,000 followers

Bannon is not on social media.

So fake.

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ObserverArt Jan 6, 2018 • 4:06:22pm

re: #210 makeitstop

I’m thinking that a lot of Russian money made it into everybody’s campaign war chests over the past couple of years.

Either that, or all that kompromat was passed along to Trump so he’ll have a good amount of leverage over Congress. That actually seems more plausible, given how Lindsey Graham went from critic to lapdog, seemingly overnight.

Then again - why not both?

And we still need to see where creepy Devin Nunes fits in. He really seems to be up to no good and can make even Ryan dance.

As far as Russian money flowing to big GOPers, we can’t forget the stories the Dallas News did back in December about How Putin’s proxies helped funnel millions into GOP campaigns.

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klys (maker of Silmarils) Jan 6, 2018 • 4:07:43pm

Well, I finally got off my ass and donated blood for the first time in over ten years.

There’s a giveaway sponsored by my local sportspuck team (the drive was at their practice facility) for game tickets and the top prize is getting to ride on the zamboni during intermission so PLEASE WHATEVER HIGHER DEITY OR RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR YOU WANT TO PRAY TO I WANT THAT ZAMBONI RIDE.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light)) Jan 6, 2018 • 4:08:03pm

re: #227 Stanley Sea

Bannon is not on social media.

So fake.

imagine that. fake news from fake sites

oughtta be a law!!!

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light)) Jan 6, 2018 • 4:08:52pm

re: #229 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Well, I finally got off my ass and donated blood for the first time in over ten years.

There’s a giveaway sponsored by my local sportspuck team (the drive was at their practice facility) for game tickets and the top prize is getting to ride on the zamboni during intermission so PLEASE WHATEVER HIGHER DEITY OR RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR YOU WANT TO PRAY TO I WANT THAT ZAMBONI RIDE.

I really need to get over my thing for needles and donate again…I can handle injections but not having a needle stuck in me for that long…

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JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 4:09:05pm

re: #226 Decatur Deb

Thank goddess for video!

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wrenchwench Jan 6, 2018 • 4:09:36pm

Sorry for the rerun.

Sorry, @realDonaldTrump - there’s only one real #StableGenius, and he’s *way* smarter than you are. pic.twitter.com/30JvQkIZGZ

— BadHombreLands NPS (@BadHombreNPS) January 6, 2018

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ObserverArt Jan 6, 2018 • 4:10:35pm

re: #223 Backwoods_Sleuth

Read something this morning about ~$800K connection Lindsey has with a Russian oligarch.

That’s covered in the Dallas News story I linked just above.

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klys (maker of Silmarils) Jan 6, 2018 • 4:12:49pm

re: #231 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I really need to get over my thing for needles and donate again…I can handle injections but not having a needle stuck in me for that long…

Honestly it was not my favorite thing but at least it wasn’t the stupid finger-prick they have to do to see if you have enough hemoglobin. I hate that.

They used a larger needle than the one I would normally prefer and ugh but it’s important and so I need to be more regular about it. Eligible again on March 3rd.

I’m supposed to not do alcohol for 24 hours but his holiday party is tonight soooooooooooooo…

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Jan 6, 2018 • 4:16:48pm

re: #235 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Honestly it was not my favorite thing but at least it wasn’t the stupid finger-prick they have to do to see if you have enough hemoglobin. I hate that.

They used a larger needle than the one I would normally prefer and ugh but it’s important and so I need to be more regular about it. Eligible again on March 3rd.

I’m supposed to not do alcohol for 24 hours but his holiday party is tonight soooooooooooooo…

Bottoms up, my friend. [Raises glass.]

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ThomasLite Jan 6, 2018 • 4:17:00pm

re: #235 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Honestly it was not my favorite thing but at least it wasn’t the stupid finger-prick they have to do to see if you have enough hemoglobin. I hate that.

They used a larger needle than the one I would normally prefer and ugh but it’s important and so I need to be more regular about it. Eligible again on March 3rd.

I’m supposed to not do alcohol for 24 hours but his holiday party is tonight soooooooooooooo…

All the easier to keep the alcohol-blood count down this way, right? //

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prairiefire Jan 6, 2018 • 4:17:29pm

I wonder how Senator McCain is getting on.

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BeachDem Jan 6, 2018 • 4:17:57pm

re: #222 gocart mozart

Does anyone know if that Bannon account is real or fake, no check mark but 56,000 followers

Seems odd that he’d misspell his own name.

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Decatur Deb Jan 6, 2018 • 4:20:22pm

re: #238 prairiefire

I wonder how Senator McCain is getting on.

Hope he has a very long and very successful recovery in a world-class clinic high in the beautiful Swiss Alps.

With his friend Thad Cochran there to keep him company.

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De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 4:20:30pm

The Dilaudid of pork cracklins (especially the red pepper):

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Charles Johnson Jan 6, 2018 • 4:22:21pm

Iframe

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De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 4:25:29pm

Today at Camp David, there was birthday cake served at lunch! Happy birthday, @BetsyDeVosEd! pic.twitter.com/ViWcY4cg9G

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) January 6, 2018

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Make a wish and extinguish the futures of millions of kids, Betsy! https://t.co/7nZIbZvOQ9

— J. Elvis Weinstein (@JElvisWeinstein) January 6, 2018

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gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 4:27:56pm

The 25th amendment operates on the assumption that the cabinet and congress would act in good faith. The drafters fucked up, they trusted us.

— Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) January 7, 2018

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De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 4:30:46pm

As the only person in the world who didn’t completely hate “My Mother The Car,” I concur.

It might not surprise you to know that I have a reverence for TV comedy sidekicks and Jerry Van Dyke was one of the best. Rest In Peace.

— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) January 6, 2018

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Pretty good banjo picker, that wacky Jerry.

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gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 4:31:02pm

lmao pic.twitter.com/r4JPwqlzYH

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) January 6, 2018

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prairiefire Jan 6, 2018 • 4:32:13pm

re: #245 De Kolta Chair

That’s sad news.

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JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 4:32:49pm

re: #243 De Kolta Chair

That tiny ass thumbs up from the stable genius is taking me out!

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gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 4:33:50pm

Pete Souza just keeps on trolling Trump. pic.twitter.com/WoAwfqU9aU

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) January 6, 2018

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PhillyPretzel Jan 6, 2018 • 4:38:36pm

re: #249 gocart mozart

Mr Souza is doing a beautiful job. :)

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De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 4:42:46pm

re: #248 JordanRules

That tiny ass thumbs up from the stable genius is taking me out!

∑(O_O；)??

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Backwoods_Sleuth Jan 6, 2018 • 4:43:00pm

Immigration officials said Friday they will proceed with the deportation of an Ohio man who is the sole provider and trained medical caregiver of a 6-year-old paraplegic boy. https://t.co/XfaOtsGVmd

— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) January 6, 2018

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So, will we finally be great again when this man is deported? Fucking monsters. https://t.co/lT2f9ulkHS

— Holly Figueroa O’Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) January 7, 2018

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light)) Jan 6, 2018 • 4:44:16pm

re: #245 De Kolta Chair

As the only person in the world who didn’t completely hate “My Mother The Car,” I concur.

Pretty good banjo picker, that wacky Jerry.

I loved that series as a kid. Was surprised that it did not come back in modern form. I even imagined a contemporary remake featuring the voice of an Army mother killed in Iraq coming back as the GPS voice in the family SUV…

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gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 4:44:57pm

….to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius….and a very stable genius at that!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2018

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This only way this tweet could be less reassuring would be if it was in macaroni letters glued to the inside cover of a Highlights magazine. https://t.co/iL4UybbStF

— David Simon (@AoDespair) January 6, 2018

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Decatur Deb Jan 6, 2018 • 4:45:02pm

re: #242 Charles Johnson

That’s an amazing piece for 2018—builds from sorrowful to relentlessly triumphant.

(Could swear there’s a bullroarer in there.)

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William Lewis Jan 6, 2018 • 4:45:19pm

Tuna mush for supper tonight (tuna, macaroni, corn, cream of mushroom soup & fried onions on top after baking). The boy is “Not amused” but everything came from the pantry. That’s ok, his birthday is Tuesday so I bought him a pizza as a present :D

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gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 4:47:14pm

Shake Your Money Maker

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De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 4:47:18pm

re: #249 gocart mozart

Wow, what a great photo!

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prairiefire Jan 6, 2018 • 4:48:21pm

re: #256 William Lewis

My kids get excited when I change the plastic tablecloth.

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gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 4:49:38pm

Eric Clapton & Jeff Beck - Shake Your Money Maker (Live from Crossroads 2010)

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Eclectic Cyborg Jan 6, 2018 • 4:50:20pm

re: #252 Backwoods_Sleuth

But remember, these people are pro life!

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JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 4:51:00pm

Andy Reid in the playoffs isn’t working well.
Dang KC!

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De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 4:51:11pm

re: #253 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I loved it too, that is until a show biz pal and friend of Jerry’s lent me his copies of the show a couple of years ago and it was so not what I had so fondly remembered. Man, it was so bad I almost cried.

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prairiefire Jan 6, 2018 • 4:52:25pm

Oh, dear. Oh well. They didn’t break my heart this year!

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸ Jan 6, 2018 • 4:53:24pm

Special counsel Robert Mueller’s team is reportedly looking into Ivanka Trump’s communications with Russian officials who attended the controversial June 2016 Trump Tower meeting.

According to the Los Angeles Times, Ivanka Trump did not take part in the meeting but did have an exchange with a Russian attorney and a Russian-American lobbyist who did attend the meeting.

Now, Mueller’s team wants to know more about the first daughter’s communication with attorney Natalia Veselnitskaya and lobbyist Rinat Akhmetshin. The exchange reportedly took place as the two were leaving the Trump Tower meeting, which was also attended by Donald Trump Jr., Jared Kushner, and former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort.

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JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 4:53:57pm

re: #265 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

Raise your hand if you’re not under investigation by Mueller. pic.twitter.com/QC1qni4DN2

— Eric (@diggaduh) January 7, 2018

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gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 4:56:14pm

Lighten up Davey boy, we’re not even one week into the new year. Just be glad you stopped wetting the bed.

— grant Sbrocco (@zqxjk) January 5, 2018

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Agreed. While your wife does have a peculiar appetite for that sort of thing, and her ardor and enthusiasm is appreciated, it ruins the mattress for much else.

(Christ, do any of these mopes have an algorithm good enough to play this game?) https://t.co/IygDdemGrh

— David Simon (@AoDespair) January 6, 2018

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It’s the proud certitude that they are proceeding as if they are the very peers of Parker or Benchley or Coward.

— David Simon (@AoDespair) January 6, 2018

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gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 4:57:43pm

Remains incredible to me that today 1) the FBI complied with Trump demands to reopen a closed inquiry into his political opponent and 2) Senate Judiciary chair without informing committee minority demanded criminal referral of a leading Trump critic.

— David Frum (@davidfrum) January 6, 2018

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The dry run of American fascism. https://t.co/sbCKCMK2hd

— David Simon (@AoDespair) January 6, 2018

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When fascism comes to America it will have ridiculous hair and need two tiny hands to sip a bottle of water.

— Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) January 6, 2018

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bill d. (b.d.) Jan 6, 2018 • 4:58:41pm

re: #266 JordanRules

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Barron doesn’t get to be in the family photo?

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KerFuFFler Jan 6, 2018 • 4:58:53pm

re: #22 Blind Frog Belly White

I wandered off while being lectured on the Constitut-i-on,
I keep repeating “They have found no ev’dence of collus-i-on”,
I offer up bad nominees that still don’t face reject-i-on,
Accuse my foes of things I’ve done in obvious project-i-on.

Love all the Gilbert and Sullivan parodies, but my favorite musical parody for Trump is:

YouTube

The fun starts around t=45. Enjoy!
(Spoiler——-Super Callous, Fragile Ego, Extra Braggadocious)

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gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 4:59:35pm

Are there things you enjoy?

— In Poor Taste (@seediestside) January 5, 2018

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Pulling the legs off libertarians. Ice cream. https://t.co/luZUC0SWy1

— David Simon (@AoDespair) January 5, 2018

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De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 4:59:55pm

Spotlight on Louisiana’s own Lil Bob And The Lollipops, from 1967:

sweet soul music Lil Bob And The Lollipops

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JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 5:00:28pm

re: #269 bill d. (b.d.)

He’s the uncle that didn’t make the photoshoot because he was trashed the night before and missed his alarm.

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Eclectic Cyborg Jan 6, 2018 • 5:00:57pm

re: #269 bill d. (b.d.)

Barron doesn’t get to be in the family photo?

I was wondering about this too.

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Barefoot Grin Jan 6, 2018 • 5:06:26pm

Don’t look in his eyes, Jake!

This Sunday Senior Policy Adviser Stephen Miller joins @jaketapper live on #CNNSOTU. Tune in! pic.twitter.com/nhfpFmojBv

— State of the Union (@CNNSotu) January 6, 2018

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TedStriker Jan 6, 2018 • 5:07:15pm

re: #202 FormerDirtDart

You’re probably not going to see a play like this very often

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Mariota just made the league’s highlight reel…and we just advanced in the playoffs.

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FormerDirtDart Jan 6, 2018 • 5:07:44pm

re: #262 JordanRules

Andy Reid in the playoffs isn’t working well.
Dang KC!

That game was definitely reminiscent of the Chiefs season.

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TedStriker Jan 6, 2018 • 5:08:37pm

re: #262 JordanRules

Andy Reid in the playoffs isn’t working well.
Dang KC!

re: #277 FormerDirtDart

That game was definitely reminiscent of the Chiefs season.

Bad for the Chiefs, good for the Titans.

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De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 5:10:25pm

We’re all Ronald Bilius Weasley now.

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ObserverArt Jan 6, 2018 • 5:11:58pm

As a long suffering Cleveland Browns fan I give you the celebration parade held today in Cleveland to honor a perfect season. 0-16.

Tell me, what other fans would come out in the cold along Lake Erie to make a statement like this?

There is always next year! : 0

Iframe

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JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 5:14:14pm

re: #278 TedStriker

When you throw a TD to yourself and throw a block like a Twitter pro, you should get the dub.

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De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 5:16:12pm

re: #280 ObserverArt

Congrats to them! What was their ERA?

(Sarc marks would be deeply hypocritical)

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gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 5:18:04pm

Shake Your Moneymaker- Fleetwood Mac

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Stanley Sea Jan 6, 2018 • 5:19:11pm

re: #266 JordanRules

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Where’s Barron?

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ObserverArt Jan 6, 2018 • 5:19:40pm

re: #282 De Kolta Chair

Congrats to them! What was their ERA?

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Sarc marks would be hypocritical.

9.99

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Cheechako Jan 6, 2018 • 5:20:29pm

re: #284 Stanley Sea

Where’s Barron?

I think Barron doesn’t want to hang out with that crowd of losers.

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 5:22:11pm

re: #286 Cheechako

I think Barron doesn’t want to hang out with that crowd of losers.

Barron always was the smart one.

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Pineapple Pizzagate Jan 6, 2018 • 5:22:26pm

So, I have a dilemma.
In a couple weeks, an old friend who I haven’t seen in years is playing a show. I would love to see her again.
However….
an opening act is Flourescent Grey, aka Russia Today media personality Robbie Miller, and I might not be able to resist an physical altercation.

Thoughts?

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 5:23:51pm

re: #280 ObserverArt

As a long suffering Cleveland Browns fan I give you the celebration parade held today in Cleveland to honor a perfect season. 0-16.

Tell me, what other fans would come out in the cold along Lake Erie to make a statement like this?

There is always next year! : 0

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I know you don’t want it from a Pittsburgh fan but I really do wish the best for the Browns. They may be rivals but there’s class. I really respect Duke Johnson.

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ObserverArt Jan 6, 2018 • 5:28:38pm

re: #289 HappyWarrior

I know you don’t want it from a Pittsburgh fan but I really do wish the best for the Browns. They may be rivals but there’s class. I really respect Duke Johnson.

There is nothing I can say because if I say they were the youngest team in football and looked good in most games, especially defense and they have money and draft choices for a new GM it falls short because 0-16.

So, there is next year.

Outside that. Thankx Happy. I know you’re a dirty rotten Steeler fan, but yer okay!

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The Vicious Babushka Jan 6, 2018 • 5:28:39pm

re: #288 Pineapple Pizzagate

So, I have a dilemma.
In a couple weeks, an old friend who I haven’t seen in years is playing a show. I would love to see her again.
However….
an opening act is Flourescent Grey, aka Russia Today media personality Robbie Miller, and I might not be able to resist an physical altercation.

Thoughts?

Come late, miss the opener.

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gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 5:29:15pm

https://t.co/XjU0BQMrPY

— Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) January 7, 2018

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I Would Prefer Not To Jan 6, 2018 • 5:29:18pm

re: #288 Pineapple Pizzagate

So, I have a dilemma.
In a couple weeks, an old friend who I haven’t seen in years is playing a show. I would love to see her again.
However….
an opening act is Flourescent Grey, aka Russia Today media personality Robbie Miller, and I might not be able to resist an physical altercation.

Thoughts?

Show up late

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 5:30:17pm

I have a sentiment for Cleveland- Dad’s grandmother whom he never met was born there and I still have distant cousins there too. Plus the RCC archdiocese there was very helpful in getting me Great Nana’s baptism record and her parents marriage record and the same priest very kind in telling me about the city’s history. OA, do you know The Flats? That’s where my Nana’s grandparents lived in the 1870’s. Irish neighborhood.

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 5:31:28pm

re: #290 ObserverArt

There is nothing I can say because if I say they were the youngest team in football and looked good in most games, especially defense and they have money and draft choices for a new GM it falls short because 0-16.

So, there is next year.

Outside that. Thankx Happy. I know you’re a dirty rotten Steeler fan, but yer okay!

They have heart. They gave us scares in both games. You’ve got a good D. Just need to build up on offense which is easier said than done.

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 5:31:41pm

re: #293 I Would Prefer Not To

Show up late

Yes.

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De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 5:32:08pm

Chet Baker, Umbria, Italy July 1975, photo by Luisa Cariati

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Pineapple Pizzagate Jan 6, 2018 • 5:32:11pm

re: #293 I Would Prefer Not To

Show up late

He’d still be there.
We have mutual friends.

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gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 5:32:59pm

https://t.co/zVOH7GWuju

— Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) January 7, 2018

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JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 5:33:13pm

re: #288 Pineapple Pizzagate

Bring a very cool, diplomatically minded friend who will commit to letting you get off some trolling but won’t let it get you all booted.

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De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 5:40:46pm

Bluesy funk / funky blues / bunky flues / Miss Ruthie Foster y’all

Dues Paid in Full

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 5:42:04pm

re: #298 Pineapple Pizzagate

He’d still be there.
We have mutual friends.

I’d just try to be cool. I know it’s hard because I’ve been at places where there are people I don’t like or want to confront.

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wheat-dogg Jan 6, 2018 • 5:43:06pm

Hipster control

Just going to check the Hipster traps. Be right back. pic.twitter.com/lh2OgB3AVI

— Stansaid Airport (@StansaidAirport) January 6, 2018

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JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 5:45:09pm

10!

Duck landing on ice 🦆 pic.twitter.com/bYjKEYzhSp

— Nature is Amazing 🌿 (@AMAZlNGNATURE) January 6, 2018

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 5:45:16pm

re: #303 wheat-dogg

Hipster control

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Pfft your hipster trap needs to be better if you’re using Starbucks. You need to use Fair Trade Coffee where the beans were handpicked by South American peasant ladies :).

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De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 5:46:48pm

re: #303 wheat-dogg

LOL Speaking of hipsters, where’s Rand Paul been during Sessions’ pot crackdown?

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Pineapple Pizzagate Jan 6, 2018 • 5:47:53pm

re: #306 De Kolta Chair

LOL Speaking of hipsters, where’s Rand Paul been during Sessions’ pot crackdown?

Hangin’ with Aqua Buddha

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 5:48:03pm

re: #306 De Kolta Chair

LOL Speaking of hipsters, where’s Rand Paul been during Sessions’ pot crackdown?

Him and Gardner are crying that Sessions “misled” them. Pappa Ron was saying that Sessions should be fired over it.

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 5:48:38pm

If you seriously trusted Jeff Sessions to respect laws regarding marijuana usage, you’re a fucking moron.

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jaunte Jan 6, 2018 • 5:50:11pm

re: #309 HappyWarrior

Gina Loudon on states legalizing marijuana: “States rights don’t override federal rights.” @WattersWorld https://t.co/NjmBM8fChG pic.twitter.com/zv16n5HMBW

— Fox News (@FoxNews) January 7, 2018

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Funny how the Republican Fox News narrative on state’s rights has turned, eh? https://t.co/9pRBij3oYz

— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) January 7, 2018

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wheat-dogg Jan 6, 2018 • 5:50:18pm

re: #305 HappyWarrior

Pfft your hipster trap needs to be better if you’re using Starbucks. You need to use Fair Trade Coffee where the beans were handpicked by South American peasant ladies :).

And rubbed against their bare thighs before roasting.

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De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 5:50:36pm

re: #308 HappyWarrior

“I really believe it should be left up to the states.”

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 5:51:51pm

re: #310 jaunte

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Oh? So much for the sanctity of the 10th, Gina. Funny how that doesn’t apply to health care or same sex marriage.

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gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 5:52:10pm

A question for my US Twits…

Can you tell me if all the soldiers at Custer’s Last Stand were Republicans ?

— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) January 6, 2018

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Until the braves appeared on the hill, yes they were. Then 75% became Democrats, 12% Libertarians, 8% Green Party and the rest an anecdotal mix of Tea Party, US Communist Party, Bull Moose Party and Rainbow Coalition.

— Steve Martin (@Unrealbluegrass) January 6, 2018

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Fake news, Martin…

The Greens and the Pro-Lifes were on the braves’ team, and did most of the scalping. The Quakers were arming both sides, as usual. The Pentecostals did the sound track, and the Republicans claimed the whites had won https://t.co/dHbgg7HLUI

— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) January 7, 2018

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Decatur Deb Jan 6, 2018 • 5:53:26pm

re: #310 jaunte

Gina Loudon on states legalizing marijuana: “States rights don’t override federal rights.”

Colorado better take down that statue of the Unknown Stoner.

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 5:53:45pm

re: #312 De Kolta Chair

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I mean what Sessions did sucks but this guy was a hard drug warrior. Gardner and Paul are stupid.

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jaunte Jan 6, 2018 • 5:54:01pm

Truth: Jared Kushner and @EricTrump were joint deputy campaign managers to @realDonaldTrump. Nobody else. Not one person made a decision without their approval. Others just took credit for this family’s amazing ability. I’m done with all these lies. They will be embarrassed!

— Brad Parscale (@parscale) January 5, 2018

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Translation: Jared Kushner and Eric Trump signed off on all conspiratorial actions between the Trump campaign and the Russians, and Brad Parscale is officially jumping off the sinking Trump ship. https://t.co/AnkzWF4Iwz

— Cornelia (@PaladinCornelia) January 7, 2018

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JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 5:55:37pm

re: #306 De Kolta Chair

Rand is probably still nursing his rib injuries.
Might be using MJ as a good pain killer too!

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De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 5:56:11pm

re: #316 HappyWarrior

I mean what Sessions did sucks but this guy was a hard drug warrior. Gardner and Paul are stupid.

Yep.

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 5:57:25pm

re: #317 jaunte

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He was so smug back in October. Scared Brad?

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jaunte Jan 6, 2018 • 5:58:09pm

re: #320 HappyWarrior

He should Google “only following orders.”

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Decatur Deb Jan 6, 2018 • 5:59:00pm

Strange bit: While stuck on the hamster bike, C-SPAN showed Michael Steele’s political talk to a group of college kids/interns. Spent most of the time talking about his monastery school days and Poverty, Chastity, Obedience.

How the fuck is this guy a Republican?

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Patricia Kayden Jan 6, 2018 • 6:01:39pm

re: #13 Anymouse 🌹

Trump a stable genius? Facts not in evidence. I would challenge Mr. Trump to apply for Mensa.

I killed the last thread:

This isn’t the first time Trump ran for office. He did it before, twice. (In other words, he lied. Quelle surprise.)

en.wikipedia.org

It’s as if he can’t tell the truth.

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gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 6:02:10pm

Duck landing on ice 🦆 pic.twitter.com/bYjKEYzhSp

— Nature is Amazing 🌿 (@AMAZlNGNATURE) January 6, 2018

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De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 6:02:57pm

The Stanley Kubrick twitter account is neat, especially when they post rare photos like this:

It takes two! Jan Harlan & Doug Milsome had the task of establishing exterior shots of the Timberline Lodge. The inspiration for The Overlook Hotel in #StanleyKubrick’s #TheShining. pic.twitter.com/jyZ6DkxbTk

— Stanley Kubrick (@StanleyKubrick) January 6, 2018

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Decatur Deb Jan 6, 2018 • 6:05:12pm

re: #323 Patricia Kayden

It’s as if he can’t tell the truth.

It’s as though reality is constantly shifting shape in colored patterns, without past or future.

First Cyberpunk President.

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De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 6:10:26pm

As I ruefully mentioned earlier, “My Mother The Car” doesn’t hold up to my precious childhood memories of it, but goshdarnit the theme song kicks arse!

Sammy Davis does “My Mother The Car”

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Patricia Kayden Jan 6, 2018 • 6:13:24pm

re: #249 gocart mozart

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Souza’s tweets make me smile. Good to know that such a nice, decent man hates Trump as much as I do. Lol.

P.S. I bought his coffee table photograph book on President Obama.

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gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 6:13:34pm

Why pic.twitter.com/FeD2FF1X6W

— Mike Sacks (@MikeSacksEsq) January 7, 2018

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The food at Masala Art is great, but this set up must be an elaborate prank. https://t.co/LJG8Y8Gr1a

— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) January 7, 2018

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You think that’s badhttps://t.co/uKMtT11FOr

— Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) January 7, 2018

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A Mom Anon Jan 6, 2018 • 6:15:30pm

re: #317 jaunte

60 minutes had a segment on this Pascale fucker a few weeks ago. It was horrifying, and ought to be thrown back at him whenever he opens his mouth in public.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Jan 6, 2018 • 6:15:58pm

heh

Why is the youngest generation of women in America the angriest? Finally equality is a genuine reality, in law and in the culture. One would hope these achievements would be a cause for celebration.

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) January 5, 2018

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I think the pussy-grabbing might have something to do with it. And that weirdo at the mall who touched them. And that actor guy James Woods perving on them, too. https://t.co/lFL6Ov8KUG

— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) January 7, 2018

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 6:16:53pm

re: #330 A Mom Anon

60 minutes had a segment on this Pascale fucker a few weeks ago. It was horrifying, and ought to be thrown back at him whenever he opens his mouth in public.

Yeah I saw that too. Very smug bastard.

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gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 6:17:01pm

if anyone riding the E train today around 6pm headed to Queens saw a blue folder w my name on it please hit me up. It only has my new passport (I got today), my original birth certificate, copy of my social, original adoption papers in it….RT to literally maybe save my life

— ✨brianna cook (@ladybreec) January 6, 2018

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RTing because, oh, man. https://t.co/Pe3zjzm4mf

— David Simon (@AoDespair) January 7, 2018

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HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 6:18:09pm

re: #331 Backwoods_Sleuth

heh

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Dude you supported a candidacy based entirely on anger and resentment. Millennial women are pissed because fuckers like you think sexual harassment is a joke.

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teleskiguy Jan 6, 2018 • 6:18:17pm

re: #119 Skip Intro

Made some bipartisan content to bring the country back together. pic.twitter.com/e6IOjhd6hZ

— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) July 22, 2017

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De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 6:18:37pm

re: #329 gocart mozart

How and why Kellyanne Conway puts up with the office Stephen Miller assigned to her is beyond me.

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Patricia Kayden Jan 6, 2018 • 6:18:38pm

re: #215 gocart mozart

“the great white hope”? Really? Not even trying to hide his racism.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Jan 6, 2018 • 6:19:21pm

re: #337 Patricia Kayden

“the great white hope”? Really? Not even trying to hide his racism.

More like the Great White Nope.

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gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 6:19:54pm

#RejectedProductNames The @IsiahWhitlockJr Talking Bobblehead is not the “Clay Davis” bobblehead, despite what David Simon may have said when he gave one to Barack Obama.

But we are making more — and you can pre-order now at a special low price: https://t.co/mLgEt070mQ pic.twitter.com/hbnBc2rLzl

— Whitlock Academy (@WhitlockAcademy) January 6, 2018

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Being quite the stable genius, President Obama was not fooled by such camouflage. At the icon’s first electronic bray of “sheeeet,” Mr. Obama knew he had an authentic Davis & carried it with him from the Roosevelt Room back to the Oval Office. Where it abides now, I cannot say. https://t.co/wbJChe9qMK

— David Simon (@AoDespair) January 7, 2018

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Unshaken Defiance Jan 6, 2018 • 6:22:29pm

Happy for my wife. Just awarded her flowering Orchid at an American Orchid Society meeting, grown and bloomed by her, our own DragonLady. Wild looking even by Orchid standards. She is the first person to bloom it, so the grower who made the hybrid is registering it in her name. A kind nod to her growing skills.

Clowesia Rebecca Northern x Catasetum kleiberianum

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prairiefire Jan 6, 2018 • 6:23:17pm

re: #326 Decatur Deb

Glitch president.

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De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 6:23:44pm

re: #339 gocart mozart

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JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 6:23:50pm

Didn’t Trump just tweet that Huma Abedin should be jailed for less than this? #MAGA https://t.co/Ds3Dizoyg5

— Richard Hine (@richardhine) January 7, 2018

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Jan 6, 2018 • 6:24:14pm

re: #343 JordanRules

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BUT HER EMAILS!!!

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The Vicious Babushka Jan 6, 2018 • 6:25:13pm

re: #338 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

More like the Great White Nope.

The Great White Dope

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TedStriker Jan 6, 2018 • 6:25:45pm

re: #304 JordanRules

10!

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Definitely a 3-wire landing.

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A hollow voice says, Covfefe. Jan 6, 2018 • 6:26:36pm

re: #340 Unshaken Defiance

Happy for my wife. Just awarded her flowering Orchid at an American Orchid Society meeting, grown and bloomed by her, our own DragonLady. Wild looking even by Orchid standards. She is the first person to bloom it, so the grower who made the hybrid is registering it in her name. A kind nod to her growing skills.

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Upding for achievement… but orchid lovers clearly have different aesthetic sensibilities than the rest of us.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Jan 6, 2018 • 6:26:38pm

re: #345 The Vicious Babushka

The Great White Dope

Or, when he’s in a petulant mood, The Great White Mope.

349

Patricia Kayden Jan 6, 2018 • 6:26:39pm

re: #194 Backwoods_Sleuth

Good on Louganis for speaking out. Trump is a loser on so many levels and he knows it. That’s why he has to attack anyone who criticizes him. He can never be the bigger person because that’s not who he is. He’s a grown man who throws temper tantrums and goes on Twitter rage fits at 3:00 am.

350

HappyWarrior Jan 6, 2018 • 6:26:47pm

re: #343 JordanRules

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Yep but Huma is a Muslim Woman. That’s a federal offense to a Trump.

351

makeitstop Jan 6, 2018 • 6:26:56pm

re: #330 A Mom Anon

60 minutes had a segment on this Pascale fucker a few weeks ago. It was horrifying, and ought to be thrown back at him whenever he opens his mouth in public.

He’s what’s known as a pressure point. A small-timer, not part of the family, got tons of money thrown at him, tons of press making him out to be some kind of guru. Then the law starts sniffing around, and all of a sudden the digital guru gets very cold feet.

Mueller’s guys are probably leaning on him hard, or at least making him think they are. They should be able to flip him with ease.

352

gocart mozart Jan 6, 2018 • 6:28:28pm

re: #339 gocart mozart
For those who don’t get the reference

Shiiiiit Sheeeeeit Shit Sheeeit - Senator Clay Davis, The Wire

353

The Vicious Babushka Jan 6, 2018 • 6:28:33pm

re: #340 Unshaken Defiance

Happy for my wife. Just awarded her flowering Orchid at an American Orchid Society meeting, grown and bloomed by her, our own DragonLady. Wild looking even by Orchid standards. She is the first person to bloom it, so the grower who made the hybrid is registering it in her name. A kind nod to her growing skills.

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FEED ME!

Feed Me -Little Shop of Horrors

354

Patricia Kayden Jan 6, 2018 • 6:29:51pm

re: #275 Barefoot Grin

Jake Tapper better be prepared to push back hard on all the lying Miller is going to do. Otherwise such interviews are just wastes of time.

355

prairiefire Jan 6, 2018 • 6:30:34pm

re: #342 De Kolta Chair

Another uncomfortable gal.

356

JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 6:30:49pm

re: #345 The Vicious Babushka

White hype.
White flight.
White right.
White spite.
White….

Bear with me, I’m just trying to think up a new flavored soda.

357

Decatur Deb Jan 6, 2018 • 6:32:01pm

Something in the thread has triggered the return of the nice, but lonely, Russian ladies in the sidebar ads.

358

BlueSpotinAL Jan 6, 2018 • 6:34:33pm

re: #349 Patricia Kayden

Good on Louganis for speaking out. Trump is a loser on so many levels and he knows it. That’s why he has to attack anyone who criticizes him. He can never be the bigger person because that’s not who he is. He’s a grown man who throws temper tantrums and goes on Twitter rage fits at 3:00 am.

I give Louganis a “10” for his tweet. The Russian judge gave a “1.5”.

359

Stanley Sea Jan 6, 2018 • 6:34:45pm

re: #337 Patricia Kayden

“the great white hope”? Really? Not even trying to hide his racism.

It’s a fake acct.

Bannon is not on social media (under his own name at least)

360

makeitstop Jan 6, 2018 • 6:35:10pm

re: #356 JordanRules

White hype.
White flight.
White right.
White spite.
White….

Bear with me, I’m just trying to think up a new flavored soda.

White light/white heat.

(Velvet Underground ref)

361

De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 6:35:54pm

A Gary Larson joint (or ‘jernt’ as my Masshole relatives, including meself ‘natch, would pronounce it):

Circa 1500 A.D.: Horses are introduced to America.

362

Stanley Sea Jan 6, 2018 • 6:38:42pm

re: #351 makeitstop

He’s what’s known as a pressure point. A small-timer, not part of the family, got tons of money thrown at him, tons of press making him out to be some kind of guru. Then the law starts sniffing around, and all of a sudden the digital guru gets very cold feet.

Mueller’s guys are probably leaning on him hard, or at least making him think they are. They should be able to flip him with ease.

His previous experience was the website for yam vineyards, correct?

363

Pineapple Pizzagate Jan 6, 2018 • 6:39:59pm

re: #356 JordanRules

White hype.
White flight.
White right.
White spite.
White….

Bear with me, I’m just trying to think up a new flavored soda.

The Clash - White Riot (Official Video)

364

Stanley Sea Jan 6, 2018 • 6:40:13pm

re: #355 prairiefire

Another uncomfortable gal.

Everything is wrong with that photo.

365

prairiefire Jan 6, 2018 • 6:42:55pm

re: #364 Stanley Sea

Poor little darling.

366

Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 6:43:50pm

re: #222 gocart mozart

Does anyone know if that Bannon account is real or fake, no check mark but 56,000 followers

The account is fake. Steve Bannon is on record saying he does not have any social media accounts.

OT: One thing I hate about the Christmas season: bills (not associated with gifts).

It seems every organisation I am a member of wants dues in December, along with my water operator license fee, my homeowner’s and car insurance, &c. I wrote out a crapload of cheques today for membership, license, and insurance fees today to put in the mail.

Since I still have both cheques and stamps, I must still have money /s.

367

De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 6:44:08pm

Lars Kenseth

368

JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 6:44:11pm

re: #364 Stanley Sea

I can barely look at it.

369

prairiefire Jan 6, 2018 • 6:45:10pm

re: #340 Unshaken Defiance

Wonderful!

370

makeitstop Jan 6, 2018 • 6:46:05pm

re: #362 Stanley Sea

His previous experience was the website for yam vineyards, correct?

Yeah, he was basically a Wordpress guy.

I keep going back to a quote in a fluff piece about him, where he said this:

Parscale feels that too many people in San Antonio can’t accept the firm’s work on behalf of a client they oppose politically. They fail to see the economic benefit of that work to the local economy, Parscale said.

“We spent nearly $100 million in the course of the campaign with our operation based in San Antonio, and a ton of that money was spent in San Antonio on campaign-related employment, thousands of hotel rooms, all kinds of economic activity,” Parscale said. “Many of the employees that worked on the campaign have spun off their own enterprises, using the campaign as a catalyst to better success.”

Why would he have to be renting ‘thousands of hotel rooms?’ Who was he bringing into San Antonio?

371

Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 6:49:02pm

re: #356 JordanRules

White hype.
White flight.
White right.
White spite.
White….

Bear with me, I’m just trying to think up a new flavored soda.

White Cola.

Segregated from darkie colas. White Cola (tm) doesn’t mix clear water with “coloured caramels” because Cola Mixing goes against the natural order.

Show pride in your heritage and drink White Cola today. Free copy of “The International Jew” with every purchase of a case.

372

JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 6:51:00pm

re: #371 Anymouse 🌹

*Chortle*

This advert surely plays on the Gorilla channel!

373

De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 6:53:00pm

(^ ڡ ^)

Emily Flake

374

Barefoot Grin Jan 6, 2018 • 6:53:51pm

re: #339 gocart mozart

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I have one. Got it from my brother for Xmas last year.

375

JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 6:57:00pm

and no Beauregard Sessions. They’re planning their coup, propping up the unfit POTUS. Can you say Banana Republic

— Sandi Bachom (@sandibachom) January 6, 2018

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J-Beau is chasing the reefer man!

376

Charles Johnson Jan 6, 2018 • 6:57:14pm

Trump’s been raving nonstop on Twitter all week, but he suddenly went silent about 14 hours ago. An embarrassed aide must have hidden his iPhone again. Probably in a copy of the US Constitution. He’ll never find it there.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 7, 2018

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JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 6:59:02pm

re: #376 Charles Johnson

I’m worried.
Worried they are planning something even more effed up than usual.

378

PhillyPretzel Jan 6, 2018 • 7:00:24pm

re: #377 JordanRules

No news is good news. At least I hope so.

379

teleskiguy Jan 6, 2018 • 7:00:51pm

Shout out to all the unstable geniuses out there, who are, like, smart but all willy nilly and whatnot.

— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) January 6, 2018

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Barefoot Grin Jan 6, 2018 • 7:01:03pm

re: #377 JordanRules

I’m worried.
Worried they are planning something even more effed up than usual.

Me, too. That “circle-the-wagons meeting at Camp David” has a real stink about it.

381

teleskiguy Jan 6, 2018 • 7:01:22pm

This elusive bobcat was spotted at Bosque del Apache #WildlifeRefuge in #NewMexico pic.twitter.com/lAZdhi2ryV

— US Department of the Interior (@Interior) January 6, 2018

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retired cynic Jan 6, 2018 • 7:04:34pm

Hey, teleskiguy, here’s a neat funicular in the Swiss Alps: atlasobscura.com

383

Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 7:04:56pm

re: #350 HappyWarrior

Yep but Huma is a Muslim Woman. That’s a federal offense to a Trump.

That’s a Federal offence to just about every conservative who knows what a Muslim is.

384

Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 7:06:23pm

re: #376 Charles Johnson

Congratulations, Mr. Johnson, for going over 641,000 karma at Little Green Footballs. I award you an Internet.

385

Decatur Deb Jan 6, 2018 • 7:06:39pm

Note for fellow obsessives following Trump unpopularity ratings: Gallup has reduced their daily measurement to once per week, and halved the number of persons in the sample. This will ripple through RCP and 538 scores, which include Gallup in their aggregates.

386

stpaulbear Jan 6, 2018 • 7:06:44pm

re: #356 JordanRules

White hype.
White flight.
White right.
White spite.
White….

Bear with me, I’m just trying to think up a new flavored soda.

The Velvet Underground-White Light/White Heat

387

Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 7:08:02pm

re: #330 A Mom Anon

60 minutes had a segment on this Pascale fucker a few weeks ago. It was horrifying, and ought to be thrown back at him whenever he opens his mouth in public.

What did 60 Minutes have to say about Mr. Parscale?

388

De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 7:10:42pm

re: #379 teleskiguy

Mr. Wallace’s joke, which I first heard at least 25 years ago on Johnny Carson, bears repeating and repeating and repeating:

“If the average life span of an African-American male is sixty-five years, why in hell am I paying into Social Security?”

389

makeitstop Jan 6, 2018 • 7:11:10pm

If history is any guide, we’re about an hour away from Trump publishing another issue of the Crazytown Gazette.

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) January 7, 2018

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teleskiguy Jan 6, 2018 • 7:11:28pm

I posted a video recently of a swinging chairlift in the Alps. Here’s the same incident from a different angle. There were people on the chairlift! Yikes!

Everyone made it off the chair okay, thankfully. Those mofos should get season passes for life.

Facebook Video

391

Nyet Jan 6, 2018 • 7:12:55pm

Presented without a further comment. Don’t ask.

Oy. pic.twitter.com/7ex38ikBvp

— Sergey Romanov (@S_ergeyR_omanov) January 7, 2018

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Jan 6, 2018 • 7:13:57pm

re: #391 Nyet

Presented without further comment. Don’t ask.

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Too late. I’m asking.

393

Nyet Jan 6, 2018 • 7:14:50pm

re: #392 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I have no answers.

394

Charles Johnson Jan 6, 2018 • 7:15:27pm

re: #390 teleskiguy

I posted a video recently of a swinging chairlift in the Alps. Here’s the same incident from a different angle. There were people on the chairlift! Yikes!

Everyone made it off the chair okay, thankfully. Those mofos should get season passes for life.

[Embedded content]

Wheee!

395

Charles Johnson Jan 6, 2018 • 7:18:18pm

re: #393 Nyet

I have no answers.

Think of the subversion possibilities.

396

Decatur Deb Jan 6, 2018 • 7:19:02pm

re: #390 teleskiguy

I posted a video recently of a swinging chairlift in the Alps. Here’s the same incident from a different angle. There were people on the chairlift! Yikes!

Everyone made it off the chair okay, thankfully. Those mofos should get season passes for life.

[Embedded content]

Italian skiers would pay extra for that.

397

A Mom Anon Jan 6, 2018 • 7:20:22pm

re: #340 Unshaken Defiance

OMG that is so freaking cool. I’m totally nerding out over here. Congratulations to her!

398

prairiefire Jan 6, 2018 • 7:22:20pm

re: #397 A Mom Anon

OMG that is so freaking cool. I’m totally nerding out over here. Congratulations to her!

Quite an accomplishment.

399

Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 7:24:18pm

re: #229 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Well, I finally got off my ass and donated blood for the first time in over ten years.

There’s a giveaway sponsored by my local sportspuck team (the drive was at their practice facility) for game tickets and the top prize is getting to ride on the zamboni during intermission so PLEASE WHATEVER HIGHER DEITY OR RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR YOU WANT TO PRAY TO I WANT THAT ZAMBONI RIDE.

I’m not allowed to donate blood due to living in Europe during the Mad Cow outbreak.

Zamboni ride? Kewl.

400

teleskiguy Jan 6, 2018 • 7:25:00pm

I was on the Snowbird tram some years ago and they had to stop it in the middle of towers 3 and 4, right above “The Cirque,” hundreds of feet in the air, due to high winds. We sat there for about five minutes, which was an eternity if you were standing there in the tram car, waiting for the wind to die down. Eventually we slowly made our way to the top station, and when we got there it took another few minutes to slowly guide the tram car into the unloading station as the damn car kept banging into the guide rails (the wind was blowing at 45 m.p.h. with gusts over 65 m.p.h.) They closed the tram for the rest of the day after that.

That day was the first time I ever skied at Snowbird.

401

De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 7:26:07pm

A nice slice of sixties Lagos highlife:

Olu Right Time Orchestra - Sisi Bisi / Leke Leke (Audio)

402

prairiefire Jan 6, 2018 • 7:28:32pm

re: #399 Anymouse 🌹

Some places are overlooking that. If the visit was in 1980 w/o evidence of m.c., 27. Years later there is very low chance of exposure to the prion in the brain.

403

I Would Prefer Not To Jan 6, 2018 • 7:30:49pm

re: #376 Charles Johnson

Trump’s been raving nonstop on Twitter all week, but he suddenly went silent about 14 hours ago. An embarrassed aide must have hidden his iPhone again. Probably in a copy of the US Constitution. He’ll never find it there.

or under a bible

404

De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 7:44:47pm

405

Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 7:45:07pm

re: #402 prairiefire

Some places are overlooking that. If the visit was in 1980 w/o evidence of m.c., 27. Years later there is very low chance of exposure to the prion in the brain.

I lived in Spain from 1992-1995, and lived on the Spanish economy.

The law is quite clear: I am banned from donations.

406

Decatur Deb Jan 6, 2018 • 7:47:40pm

David and Lisa starting on our TCM.

407

De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 7:50:23pm

re: #406 Decatur Deb

David and Lisa starting on our TCM.

Thanks for the reminder DD! Frank Perry was an underrated director working there with a wonderful cast.

Meanwhile, here I am watching Big Jake, with commercials, again for the 10,000th time, hoping beyond hope it’ll be a version with 2x more scenes with Richard Boone. It never is.

408

JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 7:55:55pm

re: #401 De Kolta Chair

Like!!!

409

De Kolta Chair Jan 6, 2018 • 7:57:10pm

re: #408 JordanRules

Like!!!

It never is enuff,
Richard Boone that is,
not ne’er enough,
can’t ever be —
That nose! which
bites my balls
from here to etern—
oh wait, that’s Burt Lancaster!

— Jack Kerouac

///

410

JordanRules Jan 6, 2018 • 8:03:29pm

Soooooo, they’re gonna pay for the wall then?

McMaster: US sees signs of Russian interference in Mexican election - Business Insider https://t.co/svo0Qw6h3v

— toomas hendrik ilves (@IlvesToomas) January 7, 2018

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Kragar Jan 6, 2018 • 8:05:11pm

Exclusive video of totally #stablegenius @realDonaldTrump telling his staff that he has totally handled the whole #FireAndFury situation. https://t.co/ohoX0jV7Cv

— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) January 7, 2018

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412

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Jan 6, 2018 • 8:06:09pm

re: #411 Kragar

I will never not upding Invader Zim.

413

teleskiguy Jan 6, 2018 • 8:08:28pm

One fifteen one fifteen. I think I might be getting somewhere on this here internet web address.

414

Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 8:08:49pm

rightwingwatch.org

Mark Taylor (the Firefigter Prophet) and Mary Colbert, author of “The Trump Prophecies” predicts Trump will win the 2020 election because the horse named Creator won the Belmont Stakes horserace.

415

Anymouse 🌹 Jan 6, 2018 • 8:10:25pm

re: #413 teleskiguy

One fifteen one fifteen. I think I might be getting somewhere on this here internet web address.

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I’m approaching 80,000 … need a few more updings.

416

Eclectic Cyborg Jan 6, 2018 • 8:11:01pm

re: #399 Anymouse 🌹

I’m not allowed to donate blood due to living in Europe during the Mad Cow outbreak.

Zamboni ride? Kewl.

I Wanna Drive A Zamboni

417

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Jan 6, 2018 • 8:14:07pm

re: #415 Anymouse 🌹

I’m approaching 80,000 … need a few more updings.

Well, here’s one more. And maybe someday I’ll reach 70k.

418

Patricia Kayden Jan 6, 2018 • 8:17:38pm

re: #359 Stanley Sea

It’s a fake acct.

Bannon is not on social media (under his own name at least)

Ok. Thanks.

419

Kragar Jan 6, 2018 • 8:23:25pm

re: #414 Anymouse 🌹

Well, you can’t argue with that logic.

420

BeachDem Jan 6, 2018 • 9:01:43pm

re: #370 makeitstop

Yeah, he was basically a Wordpress guy.

I keep going back to a quote in a fluff piece about him, where he said this:

Why would he have to be renting ‘thousands of hotel rooms?’ Who was he bringing into San Antonio?

According to a 2016 Wired profile, he started out with a $500 investment after graduating from Trinity University, cold calling potential clients before graduating to building websites for organizations including the Trump Winery and Eric Trump Foundation.

He told the magazine Trump gave “a farm boy from Kansas” a chance. “When I was successful, he continued to reward me over and over again, because I worked hard and produced success,” he said.

During the presidential campaign, the Trump camp paid a whopping $91 million to the firm, which prior to 2016 had no experience in political campaigning.
newsweek.com

And also, last July:

Lara Trump, the wife of Eric Trump, will serve as a senior political consultant for San Antonio-based company Giles-Parscale

Something has always seemed off about Parscale.

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