The Bob Cesca Show: Dildo Shaped Tower

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Dildo Shaped Tower: Not Safe For Work; Buzz Burbank from the Buzz Burbank News and Comment podcast is here; The Hawaii ballistic missile false alarm; Trump and the nuclear threat; Shithole Countries; Trump says he’s not a racist; This I Can Tell You; Jim Acosta booted from Oval Office; Cory Booker eviscerates Trump’s DHS Secretary; The White House is lying about Trump’s physical; Bannon subpoenaed by the grand jury; Trump’s money laundering links to Kazakhstan; and much more.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:21:15pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:21:56pm

When I saw the picture I wasn’t sure if it meant the U.S. state of Georgia or the Russian one.

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TedStriker  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:23:05pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

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Stanley Sea  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:25:29pm
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ObserverArt  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:27:36pm

How tough can they get with Bannon for refusing to answer under a subpoena?

Can his butt end up jailed or charged and tried and then punished???

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teleskiguy  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:30:37pm

Letting their racist freak flags fly. Welcome to Fuckface Von Clownstick’s new America.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:30:39pm

Congress has Trump moles. They’d just pass on everything said to Trump. If there’s any justice in the world, Bannon could be saving everything he has for Mueller.

^^^ This is me dreaming.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:31:16pm

re: #5 ObserverArt

How tough can they get with Bannon for refusing to answer under a subpoena?

Can his butt end up jailed or charged and tried and then punished???

I would assume they can at least get him for a Contempt of Court type offense.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:32:06pm

DELETED

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teleskiguy  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:32:47pm
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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:33:01pm

re: #6 teleskiguy

Letting their racist freak flags fly. Welcome to Fuckface Von Clownstick’s new America.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:33:17pm
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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:33:46pm

Earlier in the day, The New York Times reported that Mueller last week served Bannon a separate grand jury subpoena. News of that subpoena broke just hours after Bannon walked into the Intelligence Committee’s secure spaces.
Multiple sources told The Hill that Bannon indicated to lawmakers that he would answer questions about the Trump campaign, but not about his work on the transition team or in the White House. Bannon, alongside his lawyer, said he would only answer those questions when he speaks to Mueller.

That stance infuriated lawmakers. Sources described the meeting as a “total free-for-all” and “brutal.”

thehill.com

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:34:03pm

re: #12 Charles Johnson

WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK?!?!?!

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Interesting Times  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:34:15pm

…and just a little reminder of why that math works out:

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Stanley Sea  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:35:07pm

re: #4 Stanley Sea

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Belafon  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:35:19pm

re: #12 Charles Johnson

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The ultimate in fighting the last war.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:35:22pm

re: #15 Interesting Times

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Woot.

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retired cynic  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:38:32pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

EEK!

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Stanley Sea  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:39:53pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:40:06pm

re: #14 Eclectic Cyborg

WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK?!?!?!

“Dude, some Russian hackers just busted in and took down part of our defense network.”

“Well, fuck.”

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Skip Intro  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:40:48pm

re: #15 Interesting Times

I’m sure it will have no problem getting through the Republican House, and it’s a sure thing Trump will sign it. Not.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:40:57pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:41:51pm

re: #23 Charles Johnson

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The logical extreme to the wingnut philosophy, “Kill ‘em all and let God sort ‘em out.”

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Belafon  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:42:01pm

re: #22 Skip Intro

I’m sure it will have no problem getting through the Republican House, and it’s a sure thing Trump will sign it. Not.

I don’t think it has to go to the president.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:43:57pm
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Stanley Sea  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:46:04pm

re: #26 Charles Johnson

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Stanley Sea  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:47:36pm

re: #27 Stanley Sea

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He needs to be brought HOME.

But until.

I just cannot imagine.

We are all just lucky by birth, no different in any way.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:48:08pm

re: #27 Stanley Sea

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Good. Man such a heartbreaking story. We really need to make naturalization and permanent residency easier. My heart aches for his family.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:48:55pm

re: #28 Stanley Sea

He needs to be brought HOME.

But until.

I just cannot imagine.

We are all just lucky by birth, no different in any way.

Some think that luck you speak of is divine. Which is utter bs. It’s happenstance.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:50:43pm

Sorry, but I don’t trust Shaun King, and I’m not the only one.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:51:29pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

Sorry, but I don’t trust Shaun King, and I’m not the only one.

He’s earned it through his actions.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:51:44pm

Completely OT and apropos of nothing, but I heard from some cow-orkers who were at the Vikings game on Sunday night. One of them apparently heard from a friend across the Mississippi River who reported that the roar of the stadium could be heard approximately 3/4 of a mile away. Now imagine being inside the reverberating glass building with that kind of noise. All of them reported that they were still a little hard of hearing as of this morning.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:52:18pm

re: #33 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

And the Super Bowl is there this year.

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goddamnedfrank  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:52:23pm

re: #23 Charles Johnson

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Hypothetically a state sponsored cyber attack on a nuclear reactor or a dam might be functionally equivalent to a weapon of mass destruction. But it’s still reckless for the Pentagon to discuss a nuclear response to a cyber attack in the abstract. The fact remains that such attacks are still in the realm of sabotaging enemy infrastructure, and should generally be considered conventional warfare. The onus should instead be on modern combatants to secure such strategic vulnerabilities instead of using their existence to manufacture rationales for itchy trigger fingers.

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Stanley Sea  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:54:12pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

Sorry, but I don’t trust Shaun King, and I’m not the only one.

But this one was verified.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:56:53pm

Funny how all the right wing “free speech” concern trolls are either ignoring or condoning what happened to Accosta today.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:56:59pm

re: #33 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

That is nuts. At NRG Stadium in Houston where the Texans play, you can’t hear a thing in the photo room and the photo room is 200 feet from the field.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:57:05pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:57:30pm

re: #38 Ace Rothstein

That is nuts. At NRG Stadium in Houston where the Texans play, you can’t hear a thing in the photo room and the photo room is 200 feet from the field.

There’s a reason they didn’t show up to work yesterday. One of them was still hoarse from screaming his lungs out in celebration.

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plansbandc  Jan 16, 2018 • 6:59:57pm

Deadthreaded this comment, so I am posting it again…

Mr. and Mrs. plansbandc having spent some quality time as fat fucks, want to tell you that there is absolutely no way in fucking hell the orange bag is less than 270.

Trust us, we know. And we aren’t necessarily fat fucks now, just saying.

Low carb works. Peace. :D

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:00:03pm

re: #39 Charles Johnson

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That’s very true. My parents are liberal but primarily are NPR/CNN for news. FNC does have a monopoly on the right wing mind in media.

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Citizen K  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:01:02pm

re: #39 Charles Johnson

And yet somehow, Fox News is never held under the banner of ‘Mainstream Media’ when Conservatives attack it, despite literally being the only game in town in many cases. Especially where other networks slavishly try (or tried) to follow their lead .

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:01:02pm

re: #41 plansbandc

Deadthreaded this comment, so I am posting it again…

Mr. and Mrs. plansbandc having spent some quality time as fat fucks, want to tell you that there is absolutely no way in fucking hell the orange bag is less than 270.

Trust us, we know. And we aren’t necessarily fat fucks now, just saying.

Low carb works. Peace. :D

I was 270 once upon a time, and I can agree with this comment. I’m the same height as Mr. President (at least, supposedly), and if he’s 239, then I’m a fucking hobbit.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:01:21pm

No way he’s 239. Im In that neighborhood. He’s 260 at least.

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Citizen K  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:03:29pm

I’ll repeat what was said before: the entire presser contained too much Trumpesque superlatives and hyperbolic, adulatory language to not have been coached by the administration. Too much sounded straight out of Trump’s own tweets.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:03:30pm

re: #43 Citizen K

And yet somehow, Fox News is never held under the banner of ‘Mainstream Media’ when Conservatives attack it, despite literally being the only game in town in many cases. Especially where other networks slavishly try (or tried) to follow their lead .

What amuses me about FNC is how they repeatedly attack other media. I don’t see that on CNN but then again CNN wasn’t run by a former Nixon hatchet man outvyo create a right wing propaganda network. FNC has gotten worse in the 17 years I’ve observed them.

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nowherenorth2  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:03:53pm

re: #45 HappyWarrior

As stated in the old thread. I am 6’2” and weigh 297. I dont look that bad.
But I also power lift and hit the gym

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:05:03pm
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teleskiguy  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:05:32pm
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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:06:37pm

re: #48 nowherenorth2

As stated in the old thread. I am 6’2” and weigh 297. I dont look that bad.
But I also power lift and hit the gym

I mean weight looks different on different people but I’d be shocked if he’s less than me. I don’t think he’s three inches taller either. He’s taller but it’s 2 tops.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:07:12pm

re: #50 teleskiguy

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Haven’t seen that one in ages.

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EPR-radar  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:07:48pm

re: #47 HappyWarrior

What amuses me about FNC is how they repeatedly attack other media. I don’t see that on CNN but then again CNN wasn’t run by a former Nixon hatchet man outvyo create a right wing propaganda network. FNC has gotten worse in the 17 years I’ve observed them.

Fox News is the most successful and destructive propaganda operation ever. It and hate radio have caused nearly half the US electorate to completely reject reality in favor of whatever fantasies the propaganda office feels like providing that day.

In Hell, Goebbels laughs.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:09:07pm

re: #53 EPR-radar

Fox News is the most successful and destructive propaganda operation ever. It and hate radio have caused nearly half the US electorate to completely reject reality in favor of whatever fantasies the propaganda office feels like providing that day.

In Hell, Goebbels laughs.

You want to know something really messed up? Many a time I’ve seen a winger un ironically say they won’t watch FNC because it’s too liberal.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:09:07pm

re: #51 HappyWarrior

Just saw this on Twitter about the portly Pinochet: “He’s a deep fried Orson Welles.”

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:09:27pm

re: #51 HappyWarrior

I mean weight looks different on different people but I’d be shocked if he’s less than me. I don’t think he’s three inches taller either. He’s taller but it’s 2 tops.

There’s no damn way he weighs less than I do unless his head is full of air. I get that he probably has less muscle mass than I do (he’s 71 years old, ferchrissakes), but the dude has got a serious beer gut going. I admit that I am chunky, but even I won’t go that far.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:09:49pm

re: #55 Ace Rothstein

Just saw this on Twitter about the portly Pinochet: “He’s a deep fried Orson Welles.”

Ha! I like both.

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teleskiguy  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:09:53pm

re: #52 HappyWarrior

Haven’t seen that one in ages.

In the whole scheme of things, it’s a pretty stupid movie with some okay one-liners and some funny cameos. Hardly a classic.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:10:42pm

re: #57 HappyWarrior

Ha! I like both.

Portly Pinochet was my creation.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:11:02pm

re: #56 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

There’s no damn way he weighs less than I do unless his head is full of air. I get that he probably has less muscle mass than I do (he’s 71 years old, ferchrissakes), but the dude has got a serious beer gut going. I admit that I am chunky, but even I won’t go that far.

Yeah his guy appears bigger than mine. I just find it curious as have others that he’s exactly one pound less than BMI obesity.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:11:19pm

re: #59 Ace Rothstein

Portly Pinochet was my creation.

Mind if I use among friends?

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plansbandc  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:12:14pm

re: #59 Ace Rothstein

I need to steal that.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:12:15pm

re: #60 HappyWarrior

Yeah his guy appears bigger than mine. I just find it curious as have others that he’s exactly one pound less than BMI obesity.

Mrs. Fish agrees that while he is probably the same height as me, and it’s plausible that he may be a little taller, there’s no way he’s the same weight as I am.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:12:21pm

re: #58 teleskiguy

In the whole scheme of things, it’s a pretty stupid movie with some okay one-liners and some funny cameos. Hardly a classic.

It’s a fun movie. Chappelle though was at his best on his show. We could use him right now but I understand why he felt burned out.

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scottslemmons  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:13:38pm

re: #47 HappyWarrior

What amuses me about FNC is how they repeatedly attack other media. I don’t see that on CNN but then again CNN wasn’t run by a former Nixon hatchet man outvyo create a right wing propaganda network. FNC has gotten worse in the 17 years I’ve observed them.

I still say, if anyone ever gives me a working time machine, the first thing I’m doing is murdering Ailes in his crib. The second thing I’m doing is shoving Ayn Rand off the boat in the middle of the Atlantic.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:14:21pm

re: #65 scottslemmons

I still say, if anyone ever gives me a working time machine, the first thing I’m doing is murdering Ailes in his crib. The second thing I’m doing is shoving Ayn Rand off the boat in the middle of the Atlantic.

She can pull herself up off the sea floor by her own bootstraps./////

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nowherenorth2  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:15:10pm

re: #51 HappyWarrior

Oh I agree. But god Damn. That man can’t be that light. I weighed 239 at one point and I looked terribly thin.

My inner voice says he weighs more.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:15:42pm

re: #61 HappyWarrior

Mind if I use among friends?

Be my guest.

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Citizen K  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:15:47pm

re: #64 HappyWarrior

It’s a fun movie. Chappelle though was at his best on his show. We could use him right now but I understand why he felt burned out.

The frustration of racist folk appropriating his bits without realizing what they were spoofing had to hit hard.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:16:04pm

re: #62 plansbandc

I need to steal that.

Consider it stolen.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:16:31pm

re: #69 Citizen K

The frustration of racist folk appropriating his bits without realizing what they were spoofing had to hit hard.

“A black sheriff?”
“Hey, it worked in Blazing Saddles.”

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:16:35pm

re: #65 scottslemmons

I still say, if anyone ever gives me a working time machine, the first thing I’m doing is murdering Ailes in his crib. The second thing I’m doing is shoving Ayn Rand off the boat in the middle of the Atlantic.

Both totally destructive forces. I let Reagan somehow primary Ford in 76 and then watch him lose the GE. I also save RFK from Sirhan’s bullets. A much more destructive death for progressivism than his brother imo.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:17:25pm

re: #67 nowherenorth2

Oh I agree. But god Damn. That man can’t be that light. I weighed 239 at one point and I looked terribly thin.

My inner voice says he weighs more.

Oh yeah, we agree for sure. I’m trying to get down to 200 again. Quitting drinking has helped there.

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plansbandc  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:17:35pm

re: #67 nowherenorth2

Trust me he does.

The Doctor was told to state what he stated and he did because active military guys obey the command of superiors even the orange fucking bag.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:17:46pm

re: #71 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

“A black sheriff?”
“Hey, it worked in Blazing Saddles.”

“‘Scuse me while I whip this out.”

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makeitstop  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:18:30pm

6’3”? Nah.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:18:31pm

re: #75 Ace Rothstein

“‘Scuse me while I whip this out.”

I’m not a huge Dave Chappelle fan, but Men in Tights? Top-notch. Mel Brooks brings out the best in his cast.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:18:32pm

re: #69 Citizen K

The frustration of racist folk appropriating his bits without realizing what they were spoofing had to hit hard.

Yep. I think he’s also at heart a fairly shy guy. He’s not one for Hollywood or NYC.

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Pineapple Pizzagate  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:21:03pm

re: #50 teleskiguy

“Joey”, the young boy in the cockpit in Airplane, has a white beard now.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:21:43pm

re: #79 Pineapple Pizzagate

“Joey”, the young boy in the cockpit in Airplane, has a white beard now.

Ever been in a Turkish prison?

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teleskiguy  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:22:06pm

re: #80 Ace Rothstein

Ever been in a Turkish prison?

You ever seen a grown man naked?

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:22:24pm

re: #77 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I’m not a huge Dave Chappelle fan, but Men in Tights? Top-notch. Mel Brooks brings out the best in his cast.

He really does. Hope Mel is doing okay. He’s getting up there and he lost Anne a few years back. He’s a national treasure of comedy.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:23:11pm

re: #77 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Achoo? Here?!

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nowherenorth2  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:23:21pm

re: #73 HappyWarrior

My current weight gain is due to a few things:
1. Medicaton
2. Slowing down immensely on smoking
3. More sedentary work style (15 hours on my feet to more office work)
4. Metabolism is at a minimum.

The powerlifting helps and proper use increases cardio, with minimum rest between sets.

I take longer rests due to enlarged heart and output issues (hence the medication) and had to quit drinking

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:24:28pm

re: #81 teleskiguy

You ever seen a grown man naked?

You like movies with gladiators?

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William Lewis  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:24:44pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:25:59pm

re: #82 HappyWarrior

He really does. Hope Mel is doing okay. He’s getting up there and he lost Anne a few years back. He’s a national treasure of comedy.

Right?! I mean, I know we’re entering the era where my idols and bucket-list celebrities are going to start dying off, but Mel Brooks? He damn well better outlive half the asshats out there, if only to spite all the anti-Semitism that seems to be on the rise these days.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:28:53pm

re: #87 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Right?! I mean, I know we’re entering the era where my idols and bucket-list celebrities are going to start dying off, but Mel Brooks? He damn well better outlive half the asshats out there, if only to spite all the anti-Semitism that seems to be on the rise these days.

I recall one story about how when he was in the Army Corps of Engineers, he blasted Al Joslon while clearing mines in the Bulge. Just a brilliant guy and three generations of us are fans. My Dad’s dad had the two thousand year old man on record. And I can remember my Dad singing Springtime for Hitler.

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teleskiguy  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:29:47pm

re: #85 Ace Rothstein

You like movies with gladiators?

You like hanging around the gymnasium?

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Stanley Sea  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:30:46pm

re: #86 William Lewis

Ok, now this is funny.

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Video

Fallon is so talented.

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MsJ  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:31:31pm

re: #39 Charles Johnson

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:33:10pm

re: #91 MsJ

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It’s as Obama said about two different planets. Dad was approvingly quoting Obama on that one.

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MsJ  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:33:14pm

re: #41 plansbandc

Deadthreaded this comment, so I am posting it again…

Mr. and Mrs. plansbandc having spent some quality time as fat fucks, want to tell you that there is absolutely no way in fucking hell the orange bag is less than 270.

Trust us, we know. And we aren’t necessarily fat fucks now, just saying.

Low carb works. Peace. :D

Fucking right low carb works. I lost 30 pounds in three months. I’m desperate to get this weight off my bum knee.

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Pineapple Pizzagate  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:33:26pm

re: #89 teleskiguy

Can you imagine putting up with those jokes for 38 years?

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teleskiguy  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:34:15pm

re: #94 Pineapple Pizzagate

???

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:34:55pm

re: #95 teleskiguy

I think he means “Joey.”

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MsJ  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:35:55pm

re: #67 nowherenorth2

Oh I agree. But god Damn. That man can’t be that light. I weighed 239 at one point and I looked terribly thin.

My inner voice says he weighs more.

Trump is closer to 270. My ex was his height and build.

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teleskiguy  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:38:48pm

I guess Zack Ward’s life has been a living hell.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:40:25pm

re: #98 teleskiguy

I guess Zack Ward’s life has been a living hell.

I’ve seen him interviewed about Farkus. Said it was interesting for him since he had been bullied.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:41:59pm

The dude I feel bad for is that Star Wars kid because he was filmed without permission and became a meme like that.

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Citizen K  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:42:34pm

re: #77 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I’m not a huge Dave Chappelle fan, but Men in Tights? Top-notch. Mel Brooks brings out the best in his cast.

“…..I have a MOLE?!”

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ObserverArt  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:43:22pm

re: #90 Stanley Sea

Fallon is so talented.

Yes he is. I think his popular music knock-off routines are some of the best in comedy.

This may be as political as he gets too. He seems to stay away from politics and always tries to keep it light.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:49:45pm

re: #102 ObserverArt

Yes he is. I think his popular music knock-off routines are some of the best in comedy.

This may be as political as he gets too. He seems to stay away from politics and always tries to keep it light.

I’m not a huge fan but his Neil Young impression was hilarious. He’s good. I just prefer others.

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electrotek  Jan 16, 2018 • 7:59:01pm
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Belafon  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:04:00pm

The Democrat won in the Wisconsin special election: dailykos.com.

Democrats have just pulled off the first election upset of 2018. In northwestern Wisconsin’s Senate District 10, Democrat (and reality TV show Wife Swap alum) Patty Schachtner defeated Republican Adam Jarchow 55-45 percent to flip a seat the GOP has held since 2000. Tuesday’s shocking upset arguably puts the Wisconsin Senate majority in play this fall (which is now 18 Republicans to 14 Democrats, with one vacancy).

This supposedly safe Republican seat became open when GOP Sen. Sheila Harsdorf accepted an appointment to Scott Walker’s cabinet late last year. Despite the fact that SD-10 went 55-38 for Trump in 2016 and 52-46 for Romney in 2012, Democrats were cautiously optimistic about their chances here. Wisconsin Democrats cited internal polling (from last year) showing the race was competitive, and progressive investments in this contest indicated that this hopefulness extended beyond the Democratic caucus. Greater Wisconsin spent $30,000 in support of Schachtner, and the National Democratic Redistricting Committee spent $10,000 on online advertising.

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Belafon  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:09:29pm
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stpaulbear  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:10:17pm

re: #105 Belafon

The Democrat won in the Wisconsin special election: dailykos.com.

GOOD!!

A radio station I like was playing her ads but then suddenly they were playing this really incredibly vile PAC attack ad against her every commercial break. I wrote to the station to tell them that I thought the ads sucked and that I was turning the station off every time I hear it. I got a message back from the morning DJ that sounded like he appreciated my comment and he was going to forward the message to management.

I’ll have to return the email and let him know how glad I am that those ads were a waste of money. I’m really glad to hear she won and I’m just as glad to know that some reactionary assholes spent a shitload of money for nothing.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:14:10pm

That’s good news. Every bit counts.

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jaunte  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:14:17pm
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Belafon  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:14:59pm

re: #105 Belafon

Maybe Walker will start blaming Harsdorf for leaving her seat.

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jaunte  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:16:36pm

Brit Hume weighed 190. 40 years ago.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:17:21pm

re: #111 jaunte

Brit Hume weighed 190. 40 years ago.

Yeah I don’t buy that either. He’s over 200.

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jaunte  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:18:53pm

Yet more RTfuckery.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:18:57pm

TBH I’m pretty optimistic about the midterms. And I’m glad that Trump is acting arrogant about them.

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MsJ  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:19:01pm

re: #112 HappyWarrior

Yeah I don’t buy that either. He’s over 200.

And hannity is well over 250.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:19:59pm

re: #113 jaunte

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Yet more RTfuckery.

Yep and sane people see that but chuckleheads left and right refuse to see it.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:20:18pm

re: #115 MsJ

And hannity is well over 250.

Yeah Hannity is easily more than me.

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Unshaken Defiance  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:22:33pm

re: #12 Charles Johnson

Varek and orbital bombardment USED to be a joke…

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stpaulbear  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:26:11pm

Umm, I’ve been kind of thrilled this week that I finally got my weight down under 270. I’m about halfway into my goal of losing 100 pounds.

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retired cynic  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:26:56pm

re: #119 stpaulbear

Umm, I’ve been kind of thrilled this week that I finally got my weight down under 270. I’m about halfway into my goal of losing 100 pounds.

Yay you!!

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danarchy  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:30:27pm

re: #64 HappyWarrior

It’s a fun movie. Chappelle though was at his best on his show. We could use him right now but I understand why he felt burned out.

Doesn’t he have a netflix show coming, or already out or something?

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MsJ  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:31:42pm

re: #119 stpaulbear

Umm, I’ve been kind of thrilled this week that I finally got my weight down under 270. I’m about halfway into my goal of losing 100 pounds.

Good for you! That’s excellent!

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:32:53pm

re: #121 danarchy

Doesn’t he have a netflix show coming, or already out or something?

Yeah he has specials but I meant the sketches.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:33:06pm

re: #119 stpaulbear

Umm, I’ve been kind of thrilled this week that I finally got my weight down under 270. I’m about halfway into my goal of losing 100 pounds.

Awesome.

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Stanley Sea  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:35:43pm

In regards to MsJ’s comment about no carbs: I made prob a lb of roasted (toasted as fuck - like chips) brussels sprouts tonight. I love them, I’m sooo full still & bonus, my house stinks!

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teleskiguy  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:36:56pm
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HappyWarrior  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:37:34pm

re: #126 teleskiguy

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Love it.

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MsJ  Jan 16, 2018 • 8:45:55pm

re: #125 Stanley Sea

In regards to MsJ’s comment about no carbs: I made prob a lb of roasted (toasted as fuck - like chips) brussels sprouts tonight. I love them, I’m sooo full still & bonus, my house stinks!

Roasted Brussels are so good. So are roasted radishes. And I hate raw radishes.

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Anymouse 🌹  Jan 16, 2018 • 9:18:23pm

re: #41 plansbandc

Deadthreaded this comment, so I am posting it again…

Mr. and Mrs. plansbandc having spent some quality time as fat fucks, want to tell you that there is absolutely no way in fucking hell the orange bag is less than 270.

Trust us, we know. And we aren’t necessarily fat fucks now, just saying.

Low carb works. Peace. :D

I’m back after a few days of mourning. Village board meeting tonight, contentious discussions about voting for pay for board members (we currently don’t get paid).

The county attorney was in an accident in the county seat in his Smart car at one of the unsigned intersections of their dirt streets - his Smart car was t-boned and totalled. I now have the only Smart car in the Panhandle.

As far as guessing weight, I have no clue. I’m 5’10” and 115# so much more than that I just say “heavier than me.”


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