The Bob Cesca Show: Peppy Horns

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Peppy Horns: Not Safe For Work; Buzz Burbank from Buzz Burbank News and Comment is here; The Government Shutdown; Putin’s puppets shut down the US government; The Winners and Losers; The Wall and DACA; Pro-Trump terrorist threatens CNN; Jared Kushner compromised by China; Kushner’s links to the Kremlin; The malice of Trump and his supporters; Tips deprogramming your Trump-supporting Dad; and much more.

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1
Dr. Matt  Jan 24, 2018 • 4:36:52pm

Since it’s “National Compliment Day”, let’s start a thread on a positive note:

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dirkdigglerjr  Jan 24, 2018 • 4:39:16pm

re: #1 Dr. Matt

On top of all the other amazing and impactful images Souza captured.

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darthstar  Jan 24, 2018 • 4:40:41pm
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Stanley Sea  Jan 24, 2018 • 4:44:02pm
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Dr. Matt  Jan 24, 2018 • 4:44:23pm

re: #3 darthstar
Jacky is digging his own grave…

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lawhawk  Jan 24, 2018 • 4:46:40pm

re: #1 Dr. Matt

That, in a nutshell is what differentiates Trump from Obama.

With Obama photos, especially those by Souza, the emphasis is also on the reaction shots of others - not Obama himself. It’s his interactions with kids that are most endearing.

Trump has no interactions with anyone, and he’ll fight anyone who gets in the way of the cameras.

His “official photos” are so poorly staged that you have to wonder what the person taking the photo was thinking. Showing Trump hard at work at an empty desk. Showing him on the phone smiling at the camera.

If you want to show someone at work, you show them head down and concentrating (even if you’re trying to pose the shot).

But that’s not what bothers me most.

It’s that the GOP continues enabling this criminal cabal of cronies because they’re a bunch of craven power mad extremists whose only goal is gutting the safety net to deliver bigger tax cuts.

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Kragar  Jan 24, 2018 • 4:51:16pm

re: #3 darthstar

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dirkdigglerjr  Jan 24, 2018 • 4:52:11pm

re: #6 lawhawk

Oh, but Obama had the temerity to wear a tan suit, forever sullying the dignity of the presidency forever.

/s

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 24, 2018 • 4:52:44pm

re: #8 dirkdigglerjr

And put mustard on his hamburger. Bastard.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 24, 2018 • 4:53:12pm

re: #6 lawhawk

That, in a nutshell is what differentiates Trump from Obama.

With Obama photos, especially those by Souza, the emphasis is also on the reaction shots of others - not Obama himself. It’s his interactions with kids that are most endearing.

Trump has no interactions with anyone, and he’ll fight anyone who gets in the way of the cameras.

His “official photos” are so poorly staged that you have to wonder what the person taking the photo was thinking. Showing Trump hard at work at an empty desk. Showing him on the phone smiling at the camera.

If you want to show someone at work, you show them head down and concentrating (even if you’re trying to pose the shot).

But that’s not what bothers me most.

It’s that the GOP continues enabling this criminal cabal of cronies because they’re a bunch of craven power mad extremists whose only goal is gutting the safety net to deliver bigger tax cuts.

This [staged] photo is equally hilarious and embarrassing. Who.the.fuck.writes.like.that? You can bet the farm that the first photos from this propaganda shoot had the legal pad flat and someone told the dolt it was obvious the page was blank. His first instinct, which is always his worse, was to bend the legal pad.

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Kragar  Jan 24, 2018 • 4:54:18pm

re: #5 Dr. Matt

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ObserverArt  Jan 24, 2018 • 4:54:51pm

re: #9 Ace Rothstein

And put mustard on his hamburger. Bastard.

Poupon Dijon! Not American yellow mustard like a good conservative wingnut.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 24, 2018 • 4:55:57pm
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Ace Rothstein  Jan 24, 2018 • 4:56:43pm

re: #6 lawhawk

The official WH photographer, Shealah Craighead, also shot for Laura Bush and Sen. Hutchinson. This poor woman clearly does not get the access nor the artistic approach that Souza or any other previous WH photographer got. All she gets are these terrible “thumbs-up” and horribly staged photos. I almost feel sorry for her but she had to know what she was signing up for.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 24, 2018 • 4:57:15pm

re: #12 ObserverArt

Poupon Dijon! Not American yellow mustard like a good conservative wingnut.

That’s nothing compared to his biggest flaw: HE’S WANTS EVERYONE TO GO TO COLLEGE!!!

“What a snob!”
~Man-on-dog Frothy Sanatorium.

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dirkdigglerjr  Jan 24, 2018 • 4:57:32pm

re: #10 Dr. Matt

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

This is, of course, assuming he can write anything else than that scribble of a “signature.”

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Charles Johnson  Jan 24, 2018 • 4:58:23pm
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Decatur Deb  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:00:03pm

re: #6 lawhawk

Pete De Souza is a laboratory example of the electoral value of a great WH photographer. It helps that his subjects were decent human beings who reflect “us as we want to be”.

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Interesting Times  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:00:46pm

re: #17 Charles Johnson

So much winning:

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lawhawk  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:01:06pm

re: #17 Charles Johnson

The rest of the world will do what they did the last time Trump ventured to one of these international conferences.

They treated him like a pariah.

Trump’s undermining US power and prestige daily. Trump thinks that’s America First.

It’s America’s Worst.

Trump doesn’t know or care that he’s doing incalculable damage to the nation and its economic and strategic interests.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:02:23pm

re: #11 Kragar

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He’s not very smart is he?

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:03:58pm

re: #21 HappyWarrior

No.

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Skip Intro  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:09:42pm

If the president of ATT gets his way, Bumble, Twitter, Facebook, and LGF will no longer be able to ban abusive users.

AT&T CEO’s net neutrality plan calls for regulation of websites

arstechnica.com

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dirkdigglerjr  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:11:12pm

re: #17 Charles Johnson

Just give him his crayons, a coloring book, and stick him in a corner.

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freetoken  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:11:19pm

The 21st century, of which the Trumpers have no clue:

First monkeys cloned with technique that made Dolly the sheep

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Decatur Deb  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:11:35pm

re: #23 Skip Intro

If the president of ATT gets his way, Bumble, Twitter, Facebook, and LGF will no longer be able to ban abusive users.

AT&T CEO’s net neutrality plan calls for regulation of websites

arstechnica.com

The resistance will not be liveblogged.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:12:36pm

re: #25 freetoken

The 21st century, of which the Trumpers have no clue:

First monkeys cloned with technique that made Dolly the sheep

Do androids dream of electronic voting?

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majii  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:14:28pm

re: #8 dirkdigglerjr

Reggie Stokes, a white guy who is married to a black woman and lives in Alabama, said the following: “Some white people say, ‘I grew up poor; my family had nothing. I had to work really hard for everything I have, so I don’t know what black people are upset about.’ Well, my dad was a school teacher. We had old cars and rented old house, but I had it lot better than the African-American kids on the other side of town. Why? Because I was white. White privilege is still real, and white people need to understand that crap. I’ve also heard, ‘Everything was fine until [Barack] Obama got in; he caused the racial divisions. ’ I say, ‘Yes, he caused them—because he happened to be black and you couldn’t deal with that.’ Obama didn’t incite anything, but white people were not comfortable with a black person in the White House, so, essentially, they blame him for being black. Most white people, not intentionally, are racist. They’re not educated to understand the struggle African Americans have been through to be where they are today. I didn’t really understand the struggle until I got married. I don’t care how successful an African American may be; the struggle—the ‘invisible shackles’—are real. My brother-in-law is an attorney and he still gets looks in his own neighborhood….”“
al.com

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:14:46pm

re: #25 freetoken

The 21st century, of which the Trumpers have no clue:

First monkeys cloned with technique that made Dolly the sheep

Wait - they started with sheep, and ended up with monkeys? OMG!!!
/////

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Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:15:04pm
The NFL has rejected an advertisment a veterans group wanted to run in this year’s Super Bowl program.

Saw an interview with the national director of this group. He declared that “Our First Amendment rights are being violated.”
Er, no. There is no constitutional right to the forum of your choice, let alone to force a private organization to provide it. This stupid misconception seems to be everywhere. A friend of mine used to be president of the local ACLU. He said he spent a big part of his time explaining to various idiots that opposition and disagreement did not in fact violate their rights and that not all forms of discrimination (against conspiraliars for example) were illegal.

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Kragar  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:15:07pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:15:49pm

re: #27 Decatur Deb

Do androids dream of electronic voting?

Does steel wool come from electric sheep?

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dirkdigglerjr  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:17:56pm

re: #28 majii

I just always ask white folks if they would like to switch places when they start talking about “those” people having it so “easy.”

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Charles Johnson  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:18:33pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:18:48pm

re: #28 majii

I have a request, because I really want to read your post:

Can you please do an old guy a favor, and throw in a carriage return every couple sentences? Large unbroken text blocks are real hard for me to read!

THANKS!!!!

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:19:23pm

re: #35 Blind Frog Belly White

And yes, I am so old that I still call it ‘Carriage Return’.

Get off my lawn!

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:19:35pm

re: #30 Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines

Saw an interview with the national director of this group. He declared that “Our First Amendment rights are being violated.”
Er, no. There is no constitutional right to the forum of your choice, let alone to force a private organization to provide it. This stupid misconception seems to be everywhere. A friend of mine used to be president of the local ACLU. He said he spent a big part of his time explaining to various idiots that opposition and disagreement did not in fact violate their rights and that not all forms of discrimination (against conspiraliars for example) were illegal.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:20:50pm

re: #36 Blind Frog Belly White

And yes, I am so old that I still call it ‘Carriage Return’.

Get off my lawn!

Carriage return? Like, at Cinderella Rental Agency?

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Kragar  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:21:59pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:22:50pm

re: #38 Decatur Deb

Carriage return? Like, at Cinderella Rental Agency?

“Here’s your pumpkin. Sorry about the teethmarks. The mice got hungry.”

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dirkdigglerjr  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:23:27pm

re: #34 Charles Johnson

Had a bet with my wife that this would be walked back. Pay up, honey!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:24:20pm

re: #14 Ace Rothstein

The official WH photographer, Shealah Craighead, also shot for Laura Bush and Sen. Hutchinson. This poor woman clearly does not get the access nor the artistic approach that Souza or any other previous WH photographer got. All she gets are these terrible “thumbs-up” and horribly staged photos. I almost feel sorry for her but she had to know what she was signing up for.

Shealah was also Sarah Palin’s official photographer.

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JordanRules  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:25:15pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:25:59pm

re: #28 majii

Reggie Stokes, a white guy who is married to a black woman and lives in Alabama, said the following: “Some white people say, ‘I grew up poor; my family had nothing. I had to work really hard for everything I have, so I don’t know what black people are upset about.’ Well, my dad was a school teacher. We had old cars and rented old house, but I had it lot better than the African-American kids on the other side of town. Why? Because I was white. White privilege is still real, and white people need to understand that crap. I’ve also heard, ‘Everything was fine until [Barack] Obama got in; he caused the racial divisions. ’ I say, ‘Yes, he caused them—because he happened to be black and you couldn’t deal with that.’ Obama didn’t incite anything, but white people were not comfortable with a black person in the White House, so, essentially, they blame him for being black. Most white people, not intentionally, are racist. They’re not educated to understand the struggle African Americans have been through to be where they are today. I didn’t really understand the struggle until I got married. I don’t care how successful an African American may be; the struggle—the ‘invisible shackles’—are real. My brother-in-law is an attorney and he still gets looks in his own neighborhood….”“

This.

If we could only accept the truth of that, and move forward, think how much better things would be. Instead, we feel the need to say stupid shit like “I’m the least racist person you’ll ever meet!”

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meteor  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:26:42pm

re: #43 JordanRules

They must make protest signs and laugh and yell at him.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:27:10pm

re: #42 Backwoods_Sleuth

Shealah was also Sarah Palin’s official photographer.

So, she’s practiced in the art of not catching the subject with their finger up their nose?

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Decatur Deb  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:28:07pm

re: #43 JordanRules

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Sounds like that should be between Wikipedia and Luigi. In Francois Villon’s day they could settle it with cudgels in a darkened portico.

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dangerman  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:30:33pm

re: #10 Dr. Matt

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This [staged] photo is equally hilarious and embarrassing. Who.the.fuck.writes.like.that? You can bet the farm that the first photos from this propaganda shoot had the legal pad flat and someone told the dolt it was obvious the page was blank. His first instinct, which is always his worse, was to bend the legal pad.

Not framed well
he’s wearing a vase as a hat

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HappyWarrior  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:30:33pm

re: #43 JordanRules

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Why…………

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Decatur Deb  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:31:10pm

re: #48 dangerman

Not framed well
he’s wearing a vase as a hat

MAGA vase?

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HappyWarrior  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:31:31pm

re: #28 majii

Reggie Stokes, a white guy who is married to a black woman and lives in Alabama, said the following: “Some white people say, ‘I grew up poor; my family had nothing. I had to work really hard for everything I have, so I don’t know what black people are upset about.’ Well, my dad was a school teacher. We had old cars and rented old house, but I had it lot better than the African-American kids on the other side of town. Why? Because I was white. White privilege is still real, and white people need to understand that crap. I’ve also heard, ‘Everything was fine until [Barack] Obama got in; he caused the racial divisions. ’ I say, ‘Yes, he caused them—because he happened to be black and you couldn’t deal with that.’ Obama didn’t incite anything, but white people were not comfortable with a black person in the White House, so, essentially, they blame him for being black. Most white people, not intentionally, are racist. They’re not educated to understand the struggle African Americans have been through to be where they are today. I didn’t really understand the struggle until I got married. I don’t care how successful an African American may be; the struggle—the ‘invisible shackles’—are real. My brother-in-law is an attorney and he still gets looks in his own neighborhood….”“
al.com

It’s really nice to see this admitted. I know I’ve benefited from being white.

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TedStriker  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:31:39pm

re: #7 Kragar

It’s ok to be white.
It’s ok to be black.
It’s ok to be asian.
It’s ok to be hispanic.
It’s ok to be female.
It’s ok to be male.
It’s ok to be gay.
It’s ok to be straight.
It’s ok to be YOU.

But its NEVER okay to be hateful, misogynistic, or creepy. You’ll be banned from our app

— Bumble (@bumble_app) January 24, 2018

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:34:02pm
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JordanRules  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:34:11pm

re: #47 Decatur Deb

Her and all the other faculty and students that his rhetoric targets, yeah sure.

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:35:36pm
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dangerman  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:35:41pm

re: #20 lawhawk

The rest of the world will do what they did the last time Trump ventured to one of these international conferences.

They treated him like a pariah.

Trump’s undermining US power and prestige daily. Trump thinks that’s America First.

It’s America’s Worst.

Trump doesn’t know or care that he’s doing incalculable damage to the nation and its economic and strategic interests.

His goal is to enrich himself. Maybe some of his “friends” too
He doesn’t care about America’s image or standing or anything else ..that’s just rhetoric so he can stay in power

All he want to do is use that power to make him more money

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Decatur Deb  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:36:21pm

re: #54 JordanRules

Her and all the other faculty and students that his rhetoric targets, yeah sure.

Serially or all at once, same to me.

(Honestly, universities are supposed to be pretty brutal places.)

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:37:45pm
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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:38:30pm

re: #58 FormerDirtDart

[Embedded content]

So clearly a joke. lmao

I hope Nunes gets locked the fuck up too for this shit.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:38:53pm
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majii  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:39:31pm

re: #35 Blind Frog Belly White

Happy to do it. Just for you FBW:

“…Some white people say, ‘I grew up poor; my family had nothing. I had to work really hard for everything I have, so I don’t know what black people are upset about.’ Well, my dad was a school teacher. We had old cars and rented old house, but I had it lot better than the African-American kids on the other side of town.

Why? Because I was white.

White privilege is still real, and white people need to understand that crap.

I’ve also heard, ‘Everything was fine until [Barack] Obama got in; he caused the racial divisions. ’ I say, ‘Yes, he caused them—because he happened to be black and you couldn’t deal with that.’ Obama didn’t incite anything, but white people were not comfortable with a black person in the White House, so, essentially, they blame him for being black.

Most white people, not intentionally, are racist. They’re not educated to understand the struggle African Americans have been through to be where they are today. I didn’t really understand the struggle until I got married. I don’t care how successful an African American may be; the struggle—the ‘invisible shackles’—are real. My brother-in-law is an attorney and he still gets looks in his own neighborhood.”

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dangerman  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:39:52pm

re: #34 Charles Johnson

Replying to @kylegriffin1
LOL! Trump’s lawyers are panicking at the thought of him testifying under oath, because they know he’s a reckless buffoon who can’t be trusted not to incriminate himself

Plus they haven’t milked him for everything they can get. Yet.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:40:18pm

re: #59 GlutenFreeJesus

So clearly a joke. lmao

I hope Nunes gets locked the fuck up too for this shit.

If pizza means pedophilia, god knows what “calendars” are.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:42:07pm

re: #58 FormerDirtDart

You can’t make this shit up, and if you did, nobody would buy it. ‘Too stupid’ they’d say, as they rejected the pitch.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:42:22pm

re: #60 Charles Johnson

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That’s always their fallback when they get caught being reckless HEY FAKE NEWS, IT WAS JUST A JOKE. Screw these fools and their contempt for our system.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:43:42pm
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dangerman  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:44:28pm

re: #55 FormerDirtDart

LOL, who predicted this? that’s right, I PREDICTED THIS

Oh hell. who didn’t?

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:45:06pm

re: #34 Charles Johnson

When I heard that soundbite late this afternoon I yelled “Oh, bullshit! You’ll never say one word to him!”

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Charles Johnson  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:45:07pm
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HappyWarrior  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:46:18pm

re: #69 Charles Johnson

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Or Senator Johnson and the other Congressman who spread this as fact.

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Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:46:23pm

Saw a jackass threaten to “call discrimination” if SpaceX made good on its promise not to hire flat Earthers. I responded that internet trolls, pathological liars, and feces-flinging morons are not protected categories. Same with Moon landing deniers.

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Belafon  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:46:44pm

This also got me thinking: I don’t think Reagan would have tweeted like Trump, but I think we’d be hearing about a lot of similar issues with the Reagan administration that we do with Trump. Reagan was racist, at least based on his platform. Imagine the kind of damage control his administration would have instituted had Iran-Contra been leaked in real-time.

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Belafon  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:47:43pm

re: #65 HappyWarrior

That’s always their fallback when they get caught being reckless HEY FAKE NEWS, IT WAS JUST A JOKE. Screw these fools and their contempt for our system.

From what I understand, it’s not the White House claiming it’s a joke, it’s ABC noting that the message is making a joke.

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Dave In Austin  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:48:23pm
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FormerDirtDart  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:48:47pm
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Belafon  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:49:05pm

re: #71 Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines

Saw a jackass theaten to “call discrimination” if SpaceX made good on its promise not to hire flat Earthers. I responded that internet trolls, pathological liars, and feces-flinging morons are not protected categories. Same with Moon landing deniers.

Needing a Preparation H warning label is not a protected group.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:49:21pm

re: #73 Belafon

From what I understand, it’s not the White House claiming it’s a joke, it’s ABC noting that the message is making a joke.

Ah okay. Thakns.

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freetoken  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:49:38pm

re: #72 Belafon

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This also got me thinking: I don’t think Reagan would have tweeted like Trump, but I think we’d be hearing about a lot of similar issues with the Reagan administration that we do with Trump….

Reagan knew how to look good. He’s the most recent top-dresser as POTUS (though Obama on occasion looked good too.)

Anyway, Reagan liked to pretend he was from old money (all the while playing the I’m-a-common-man to the hick crowd.)

As such, I’m pretty confident that Reagan would not have tweeted like Trump. Instead, the atavism would be all behind closed doors.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:49:58pm
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dangerman  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:51:00pm

re: #75 FormerDirtDart

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Does this threaten scaramucci’s record?

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dangerman  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:51:38pm

re: #76 Belafon

Needing a Preparation H warning label is not a protected group.

“Do not stand this ladder in shit”

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Charles Johnson  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:52:08pm
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Belafon  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:53:30pm

re: #82 Charles Johnson

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The fact that he was dumb enough to use is Facebook account to get on there gives me hope fore the future. I recommend we send him Preparation H.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:53:31pm

dan quayle…

smarter than trump?

hmmm…

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teleskiguy  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:54:04pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:54:24pm

re: #61 majii

“…Some white people say, ‘I grew up poor; my family had nothing. I had to work really hard for everything I have, so I don’t know what black people are upset about.’”

Boy, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard/read that.

The folks on the up side of privilege can’t see it, or perhaps more accurately WON’T see it. I got into a discussion of this with a guy on another forum, when I said, ‘Yeah, we’re both doing well, but we’ve been fortunate.’

He INSISTED he hadn’t been fortunate, that everything was all his own hard work!

Of course, it turned out his parents paid for him to go to college, and helped with Law School. And that’s not even touching on white privilege, just economic privilege.

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:54:31pm

re: #80 dangerman

Does this threaten scaramucci’s record?

Not even close. Technically Mooch hadn’t even started at his job when he was fired.
That’s gonna be hard to beat.

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Belafon  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:55:04pm

re: #84 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

dan quayle…

smarter than trump?

hmmm…

I’ll admit that I didn’t pay a whole lot of attention to Quayle, but I’m under the impression that he’s the closest thing to a conservative Biden, says somethings that make you go “Really?” but not as dumb as the occasional comment makes out.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:55:12pm

re: #82 Charles Johnson

Is that the douche that served Papa John’s at his wedding party to own the libs?

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dangerman  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:55:13pm

re: #84 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

dan quayle…

smarter than trump?

hmmm…

No ones uncovered any of the payoffs to prostitutes that Dan made, so maybe…

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HappyWarrior  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:55:31pm

re: #86 Blind Frog Belly White

“…Some white people say, ‘I grew up poor; my family had nothing. I had to work really hard for everything I have, so I don’t know what black people are upset about.’”

Boy, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard/read that.

The folks on the up side of privilege can’t see it, or perhaps more accurately WON’T see it. I got into a discussion of this with a guy on another forum, when I said, ‘Yeah, we’re both doing well, but we’ve been fortunate.’

He INSISTED he hadn’t been fortunate, that everything was all his own hard work!

Of course, it turned out his parents paid for him to go to college, and helped with Law School. And that’s not even touching on white privilege, just economic privilege.

I mean I don’t doubt your aquaintence worked hard but it drives me nuts when people think it’s their hard work alone that is why they are where they are.

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MsJ  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:55:33pm

re: #11 Kragar

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His wife is pregnant. No wonder he loves trump.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:56:05pm

re: #85 teleskiguy

An apology? LOL

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dangerman  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:56:43pm

re: #87 FormerDirtDart

Not even close. Technically Mooch hadn’t even started at his job when he was fired.
That’s gonna be hard to beat.

I had him clocked at ,10 days
I thought that was gonna be the book title or something

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HappyWarrior  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:57:05pm

re: #92 MsJ

His wife is pregnant. No wonder he loves trump.

Hey she got fat. Can you blame him? //

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Decatur Deb  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:58:28pm

re: #90 dangerman

No ones uncovered any of the payoffs to prostitutes that Dan made, so maybe…

From our distance it is impossible to say if Trump is deeply insane, profoundly stupid, or just intrinsically evil. Any one or combination of the three could explain his actions.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:58:49pm

Hmmm, Secret Society sounds like a cooler band name than Stable Genius.

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dirkdigglerjr  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:59:05pm

re: #88 Belafon

The only thing I would have trusted Quayle with was being my ringer partner at the member-guest tournament. The dude had a pretty sweet golf swing.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:59:28pm

re: #71 Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines

Saw a jackass threaten to “call discrimination” if SpaceX made good on its promise not to hire flat Earthers. I responded that internet trolls, pathological liars, and feces-flinging morons are not protected categories. Same with Moon landing deniers.

Why would a Flat Earther want to work for SpaceX? That’s like a Breatharian working for Frito Lay.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 24, 2018 • 5:59:47pm

re: #97 Ace Rothstein

Hmmm, Secret Society sounds like a cooler band name than Stable Genius.

Degenerate deodorant sniffers.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 24, 2018 • 6:00:58pm

re: #11 Kragar

[Embedded content]

“I was hacked.”

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 24, 2018 • 6:01:05pm

re: #89 Ace Rothstein

Is that the douche that served Papa John’s at his wedding party to own the libs?

Rehearsal dinner

and this just popped up
I’m guessing filing a false identity theft report with the FBI is a crime.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 24, 2018 • 6:01:21pm

“Secret Society.” Bunch of fucking idiots.

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freetoken  Jan 24, 2018 • 6:02:12pm

re: #103 Ace Rothstein

“Secret Society.” Bunch of fucking idiots.

These are the same people who pass around all the Facebook memes straight out of the JBS.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 24, 2018 • 6:02:58pm

re: #104 freetoken

These are the same people who pass around all the Facebook memes straight out of the JBS.

Hey, that paste won’t eat itself, you know.

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teleskiguy  Jan 24, 2018 • 6:03:00pm

re: #104 freetoken

These are the same people who pass around all the Facebook memes straight out of the JBS.

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ObserverArt  Jan 24, 2018 • 6:03:17pm

re: #55 FormerDirtDart

Karoli
@Karoli
LOL, who predicted this? that’s right, I PREDICTED THIS
8:32 PM - Jan 24, 2018
6 6 Replies 25 25 Retweets 57 57 likes

We all predicted this Karoli. Predictable patterns.

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A Cranky One  Jan 24, 2018 • 6:03:55pm

re: #103 Ace Rothstein

“Secret Society.” Bunch of fucking idiots.

Worse than idiots. Actively evil, putting greed and party above other humans and the country.

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Jan 24, 2018 • 6:05:10pm

re: #97 Ace Rothstein

Hmmm, Secret Society sounds like a cooler band name than Stable Genius.

Yeah, but it’s taken.
secretsocietylive.com

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 24, 2018 • 6:05:10pm

re: #107 ObserverArt

We all predicted this Karoli. Predictable patterns.

No, no - someone upthread said their wife bet against it. Maybe she took long odds and was hoping for a big payout.

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ObserverArt  Jan 24, 2018 • 6:06:51pm

re: #70 HappyWarrior

Or Senator Johnson and the other Congressman who spread this as fact.

Ron Johnson has crazy eyes. Eyes are the window to the soul. Draw your own conclusions.

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Jan 24, 2018 • 6:08:31pm

re: #102 FormerDirtDart

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  Jan 24, 2018 • 6:09:26pm

re: #89 Ace Rothstein

Is that the douche that served Papa John’s at his wedding party to own the libs?

Liberals hate it when Conservatives give themselves heartburn by eating shitty pizza.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 24, 2018 • 6:09:47pm

re: #91 HappyWarrior

I mean I don’t doubt your aquaintence worked hard but it drives me nuts when people think it’s their hard work alone that is why they are where they are.

Unwilling to admit that he didn’t start on the bottom rung of the ladder. And that’s not even taking into account that the ladder available to other folks is more rickety and the rungs are farther apart.

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teleskiguy  Jan 24, 2018 • 6:13:05pm

Bob is right in this podcast. It’s not a tennis ball machine anymore. It’s the fire hose of insanity.

Giphy

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 24, 2018 • 6:13:37pm

re: #35 Blind Frog Belly White

I have a request, because I really want to read your post:

Can you please do an old guy a favor, and throw in a carriage return every couple sentences? Large unbroken text blocks are real hard for me to read!

THANKS!!!!

It will probably be easier if you read the article linked at the bottom of Majii’s comment.

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MsJ  Jan 24, 2018 • 6:40:12pm

re: #58 FormerDirtDart

Ron Johnson. 🙄🙄🙄

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stpaulbear  Jan 24, 2018 • 7:06:38pm

re: #36 Blind Frog Belly White

And yes, I am so old that I still call it ‘Carriage Return’.

Get off my lawn!

I suppose you can still remember when you hit two keys at once, they got stuck.


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