Right Wing #SecretSociety Conspiracy Theory Collapses Spectacularly
The entire right wing universe began shrieking in unison (they always shriek in unison) a couple of days ago on reports that an FBI agent had referenced a “secret society” in a text message.
It was evidence of the DEEP STATE! A conspiracy to harm DEAR LEADER DONNIE! Possibly involving the ILLUMINATI! Heads must roll! People must be imprisoned! #ReleaseTheMemo!
But, uh, it was a lame joke.
ABC News has obtained the “secret society” text…It’s a stand alone message from Lisa Page:”Are you even going to give out your calendars? Seems kind of depressing. Maybe it should just be the first meeting of the secret society” https://t.co/qxlXSgYAme
I know they won’t! That was another lame joke.