Full Video: Katy Tur's Bonkers Interview With Former Trump Aide Sam Nunberg

Full Video: Katy Tur’s Bonkers Interview With Former Trump Aide Sam Nunberg

PoliticsMarch 2018 • Views: 34,520

Every imploding administration has its designated loud-mouth buffoon, but it seems like Trump has a whole gaggle of them. A platoon of buffoons, if you will.

Nunberg boasts that he’s going to go on TV and rip up the subpoena he received from Robert Mueller, and says his lawyer is going to quit… but the really interesting part of this crazy interview is when he says he thinks Mueller has something on Donald Trump.

UPDATE at 3/5/18 1:31:04 pm by Charles Johnson

And he’s still going!

! Tapper: Do you think Donald Trump knew nothing about that [Trump Tower] meeting?
Nunberg: “No. You know he knew about it. He was talking about it a week before…I don’t know why he went around trying to hide it.”

— Natasha Bertrand (@NatashaBertrand) March 5, 2018

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542 comments

freetoken Mar 5, 2018 • 1:31:11pm

I wonder how many people Nunberg is attempting to get to talk to him today?

lawhawk Mar 5, 2018 • 1:33:34pm

There’s several bits of interesting errata:

Nunberg thinks Mueller’s got Trump on stuff he did before entering the WH.
Nunberg’s busy implicating others in the WH/transition/campaign with his statements.
Nunberg claimed Trump himself knew about the Russia meeting in June 2016 before it occurred.

That’s at least three very important tidbits Nunberg laid on everyone today.

Less important:
Nunberg’s law career is pretty much toast. Touro law degree is quickly being devalued. The only law school whose value is dropping faster is Cohen’s alma mater: Thomas Cooley law, which speaks volumes as to the quality of the people surrounding Trump.

darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 1:33:36pm

The stupid is strong in this one.

Kragar Mar 5, 2018 • 1:33:51pm

re: #1 freetoken

I wonder how many people Nunberg is attempting to get to talk to him today?

All of them.

Acemarilllion Mar 5, 2018 • 1:33:57pm

Going down like the Hinunberg.

“Oh the humanity!”

Kragar Mar 5, 2018 • 1:33:58pm

Nunberg’s legal team pic.twitter.com/yyLpUKnrXd

— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) March 5, 2018

Khal Wimpo (the extinguisher of tiki torches) Mar 5, 2018 • 1:34:28pm

After the interviews, Nunberg gets a congratulatory handshake on his way out of the building from his (relieved, former) laywers …

This should work out well for him.

lawhawk Mar 5, 2018 • 1:34:57pm

Theory, I have a feeling Sam Nunberg is purposely hopping all over television like an unhinged buffoon saying he’s going to refuse a Court appointed subpoena from Robert Mueller in an effort get himself arrested faster for his own safety. You never know.

— Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) March 5, 2018

Given how the Russia connections are being unwound by the day, this is not entirely unreasonable.

Targetpractice Mar 5, 2018 • 1:36:00pm

Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if the hope is that Donny’s lawyers can get a jury to write off Sam as a gibbering loon and thus anything he has to say is suspect.

lawhawk Mar 5, 2018 • 1:37:32pm

re: #9 Targetpractice

Carter Page is smoldering in the corner because he was like, that insane clown routine was my way out… and now Nunberg just threw me under the bus.

Oh, and Nunberg also helps confirm that Page was a risk and everyone knew it - that it didn’t take or need a dossier to know Page was up to no good with the Russians.

rhuarc Mar 5, 2018 • 1:37:34pm

This almost sounds like someone sending an alarm to his whole criminal gang to start running and/or hiding evidence.

Ace-o-aces Mar 5, 2018 • 1:37:58pm

wow. incredible. hearing sam nunberg just called into the gorilla channel

— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) March 5, 2018

freetoken Mar 5, 2018 • 1:38:10pm

I also wonder if this whole tariff thing that has the world in a flutter is Trump’s attempt to divert attention away from the Mueller investigation.

Trump springing the tariff thing on everybody including his own people sounds like desperation to me.

KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 1:39:21pm

re: #13 freetoken

I also wonder if this whole tariff thing that has the world in a flutter is Trump’s attempt to divert attention away from the Mueller investigation.

Trump springing the tariff thing on everybody including his own people sounds like desperation to me.

Well he apparently announced it on a whim because he was “unglued”. Says something about a guy who is willing to threaten the entire world economy because he doesn’t want everyone looking at his alleged criminal activity.

Khal Wimpo (the extinguisher of tiki torches) Mar 5, 2018 • 1:39:24pm

“They asked, ‘Did you hear people speaking Russian in the Trump office.’ “

“Who?”

[ … ]

“Did you hear about Trump Tower-Moscow?”

OK. This is significant. Prosecutors ask questions based upon things that other witnesses have told them - or that they have garnered from wiretaps.

This tells us that
1. Mueller has evidence that there were Russians present in the Trump campaign offices, and is looking for confirmation.

2. Mueller is looking into the promised trade-offs between Putin for a sweetheart deal on a Trump hotel in Moscow.

The money. The money is going to be what brings this fucker down.

Barefoot Grin Mar 5, 2018 • 1:39:29pm

It seems like I read this New Yorker article a week ago. But yeah, this caught my eye too this morning:

Oh. Wow. There’s a “stream of illicit communications between Trump’s team and Moscow” that was intercepted by British intelligence agency GCHQ, but has not yet become public. https://t.co/GVf2uqCbmr pic.twitter.com/LSlQdwWrVf

— Caroline O. (@RVAwonk) March 5, 2018

MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 1:39:40pm

re: #9 Targetpractice

Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if the hope is that Donny’s lawyers can get a jury to write off Sam as a gibbering loon and thus anything he has to say is suspect.

Alas, they’re all gibbering loons. I don’t think it’ll work

Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines Mar 5, 2018 • 1:39:56pm

Yikes! Weird day and getting weirder. Slaton is just outside Lubbock.
Two Arrested in Slaton, Allegations of Incest from Pennsylvania

Slaton Police on Friday arrested Wesley Dwight Bowser, 53, and Stephanie Marie Bowser, 34. The two were charged with felony incest in Bedford County, Pennsylvania.

Slaton Police Chief Treavor Barnes said the warrant from Pennsylvania provided almost no details into the case. Court records in Lubbock did provide a few details.

Children’s Protective Services took a child into protective custody.

everythinglubbock.com chose to withhold the age of the child for the sake of privacy. CPS took the child because Stephanie Bowser was unable to name someone else who could take care of her.

Court records said, “[It is] alleged that Wesley Bowser, maternal grandfather, … is possibly the father…”

Sir John Barron Mar 5, 2018 • 1:40:03pm

Damn, a new thread that I’m late to.

Sir John Barron Mar 5, 2018 • 1:40:53pm

“I don’t think this insanity defense is going to work, Mister President.”

petesh Mar 5, 2018 • 1:41:23pm

re: #13 freetoken

I also wonder if this whole tariff thing that has the world in a flutter is Trump’s attempt to divert attention away from the Mueller investigation.

Trump springing the tariff thing on everybody including his own people sounds like desperation to me.

Pretty safe bet, I’d say. His usual MO is to try to keep himself in the headlines (as this does) even if they are unflattering (as this is), and now … Distraction, no, you’re the distraction … Look for more superficially inexplicable noises soon.

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 1:41:38pm

re: #15 Khal Wimpo (the extinguisher of tiki torches)

It bears remembering that Al Capone was brought to justice by the Internal Revenue Service. It’s always about the money.

KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 1:41:40pm

re: #16 Barefoot Grin

It seems like I read this New Yorker article a week ago. But yeah, this caught my eye too this morning:

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Preparing the next shipment of shoes for the drop zone:

Imelda Marcos would be embarrassed by all the shoes Trump has dropping

Sir John Barron Mar 5, 2018 • 1:41:58pm

re: #9 Targetpractice

Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if the hope is that Donny’s lawyers can get a jury to write off Sam as a gibbering loon and thus anything he has to say is suspect.

“Trump doesn’t even know who this guy is. Never met him.”

Dizzy Mar 5, 2018 • 1:42:36pm

Off topic but very cool:

We’ve located the USS Lexington after she sank 76 yrs ago. #RVPetrel found the WWII aircraft carrier & planes more than 3000m (~2mi) below Coral Sea near Australia. We remember her brave crew who helped secure 1st strategic US win in the Pacific Theater https://t.co/20ehjafD7d pic.twitter.com/HIvxNUDbsX

— Paul Allen (@PaulGAllen) March 5, 2018

darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 1:43:14pm

Someone else at Fox News right now answering the phone: Thank you for calling Fox.
Sam Nunberg: THIS IS SAM—
*click*

— Sean McCabe (@darthstar99) March 5, 2018

Varek Raith Mar 5, 2018 • 1:44:18pm

That boy ain’t right.

JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 1:44:34pm

Sam Nunberg, do you do podcasts?

— Preet Bharara (@PreetBharara) March 5, 2018

Kragar Mar 5, 2018 • 1:45:31pm

Senator Thad Cochran, a Mississippi Republican, announces he’s resigning on April 1. “I regret my health has become an ongoing challenge,” he says. pic.twitter.com/hd3ySn6HCG

— Matt Viser (@mviser) March 5, 2018

Kragar Mar 5, 2018 • 1:45:52pm

I’ll say this for Sam Nunberg, you don’t usually see a man commit seppuku multiple times, so you’ve got to give him credit for that, right?

— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) March 5, 2018

KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 1:46:19pm

re: #29 Kragar

Is there a Roy Moore level crazy person that can put Mississippi of all places in play? Or is that just asking too much?

freetoken Mar 5, 2018 • 1:47:13pm

re: #29 Kragar

Would have been today’s top story if not for you known who.

freetoken Mar 5, 2018 • 1:47:38pm

Who am I kidding…. today isn’t over yet.

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 1:48:18pm

re: #25 Dizzy

Off topic but very cool:

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I thought she had already been found, but that’s super cool.

Targetpractice Mar 5, 2018 • 1:48:26pm

re: #30 Kragar

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He’s committing sudoku.

Joe Bacon 🌹 Mar 5, 2018 • 1:48:29pm

re: #31 KGxvi

Is there a Roy Moore level crazy person that can put Mississippi of all places in play? Or is that just asking too much?

Chuck C.

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 1:49:49pm

re: #29 Kragar

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re: #36 Joe Bacon 🌹

Chuck C.

You mean his pal McDaniel?

dangerman Mar 5, 2018 • 1:49:54pm

re: #12 Ace-o-aces

wow. incredible. hearing sam nunberg just called into the gorilla channel

sam nunberg just called ME!

goddamnedfrank Mar 5, 2018 • 1:50:49pm

I’ve had whole families of wild ass raccoons living under my house that were easier to rationally communicate with than Sam Nunberg.

— MC 555 nanometer Jesus (@goddamnedfrank) March 5, 2018

dangerman Mar 5, 2018 • 1:50:54pm

re: #13 freetoken

I also wonder if this whole tariff thing that has the world in a flutter is Trump’s attempt to divert attention away from the Mueller investigation.

Trump springing the tariff thing on everybody including his own people sounds like desperation to me.

i personally do not think he is or ever was that clever or calculating

he’s just a mad spaghetti thrower

petesh Mar 5, 2018 • 1:51:18pm

re: #38 dangerman

In Russia, no calls; he’s wired.

freetoken Mar 5, 2018 • 1:51:33pm

re: #31 KGxvi

See the Guardian’s story:

Cochran’s most recent race for re-election in 2014 was marked by a ferocious Republican primary which was a harbinger to Donald Trump’s 2016 campaign as a showdown between Republican elites and insurgents. Tea Partier Chris McDaniel mounted a primary challenge to Cochran and outpolled the incumbent in the first round of voting but Cochran ended up winning a narrow majority in the runoff during a campaign marred by scandal and sleaze.

lawhawk Mar 5, 2018 • 1:52:37pm

re: #40 dangerman

There’s no strategy or long term thinking.

It’s all reactionary.

If he’s cornered he’s going to throw something at the wall and hopes it sticks.

Targetpractice Mar 5, 2018 • 1:53:05pm

re: #38 dangerman

sam nunberg just called ME!

“Hi, this is Sam Nunberg…”

“SURRENDER, DOROTHY!”

darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 1:53:58pm

Watch: Ex-Trump campaign aide Sam Nunberg says he’s refusing comply with Mueller subpoena:

“I’m not going to cooperate when they want me to come into a grand jury for them to insinuate that Roger Stone was colluding with Julian Assange. Roger is my mentor. Roger is like family.” pic.twitter.com/jUtBCPNiDe

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) March 5, 2018

How you turn a subpoena for information into a search warrant on live TV. https://t.co/cl2V03R67y

— Sean McCabe (@darthstar99) March 5, 2018

blueraven Mar 5, 2018 • 1:54:17pm

I think it’s just about time to whip out Dana NRA’s hourglass for Trump.
His time is short.

KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 1:54:19pm

re: #42 freetoken

Holy shit, both of Mississippi’s Senate seats are going to be up this year. Unless Cochran’s resignation date means a special election at a different time.

Ace-o-aces Mar 5, 2018 • 1:54:44pm

He hasn’t called me ye…
*phone rings*
….Never mind, it’s him.

— aceoaces (@aceoaces) March 5, 2018

darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 1:54:46pm

re: #43 lawhawk

There’s no strategy or long term thinking.

It’s all reactionary.

If he’s cornered he’s going to throw something at the wall and hopes it sticks.

Or Hope it’s Hicks.

MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 1:55:31pm

re: #35 Targetpractice

He’s committing sudoku.

/

Something just doesn’t add up. 😉

lawhawk Mar 5, 2018 • 1:55:56pm

Two campaign managers…. Gates and Manafort were campaign managers for Trump.

Papadopoulos was a foreign policy adviser.

And then there’s Flynn, who not only was Transition co-chair but NSA for Trump admin.

— lawhawk (@lawhawk) March 5, 2018

Targetpractice Mar 5, 2018 • 1:56:02pm

re: #50 MsJ

Something just doesn’t add up. 😉

dangerman Mar 5, 2018 • 1:56:15pm

re: #43 lawhawk

There’s no strategy or long term thinking.

It’s all reactionary.

If he’s cornered he’s going to throw something at the wall and hopes it sticks.

yup
i knew Niccolò Machiavelli and trump is no Niccolò Machiavelli

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 1:57:27pm

re: #51 lawhawk

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He dealt with the Gambinos. Bonespur don’t scare him.

freetoken Mar 5, 2018 • 1:58:12pm

re: #47 KGxvi

Holy shit, both of Mississippi’s Senate seats are going to be up this year. Unless Cochran’s resignation date means a special election at a different time.

Don’t know how MS allows for their Governor to appoint an acting Senator. Maybe that will happen.

KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 1:58:16pm

So apparently McDaniels is already running against Wicker in the primary for the Class 1 seat that is up this year. Only poll from this year shows 40%+ undecided in the primary with Wicker under 40%.

MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 1:58:17pm

Use there anyone in Trump’s orbit that isn’t fucking nuts? I mean, really.

Wow.

Sir John Barron Mar 5, 2018 • 1:59:27pm

re: #33 freetoken

Who am I kidding…. today isn’t over yet.

At least it’s Friday

lawhawk Mar 5, 2018 • 1:59:40pm

re: #54 HappyWarrior

Mueller put Gotti in the big house.

Nunberg doesn’t know what’s going to hit him.

dangerman Mar 5, 2018 • 1:59:53pm

re: #51 lawhawk

Robert Mueller has indicted a campaign manager to the US President, 13 Russian citizens, and an attorney at a Top 5 law firm. He also extracted a guilty plea from a national security adviser.

Yep, Mueller is TOTALLY someone to be intimidated by Sam Nunberg…

lawhawk@lawhawk
Two campaign managers…. Gates and Manafort were campaign managers for Trump.

Papadopoulos was a foreign policy adviser.

And then there’s Flynn, who not only was Transition co-chair but NSA for Trump admin.

…most of it done within the first year of the administration
which somehow is still standing as something legitimate

darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 2:00:01pm

BREAKING: Sam Nunberg calls Moe’s Tavern, asks to speak to I.P. Freely

— shauna (@goldengateblond) March 5, 2018

freetoken Mar 5, 2018 • 2:00:47pm

re: #56 KGxvi

Regarding special elections:

law.justia.com

dangerman Mar 5, 2018 • 2:01:41pm

here’s a bit of good news

Democrat Conor Lamb leads Republican Rick Saccone 48% to 45%, 10 days out from election

dead heat theyre calling it

petesh Mar 5, 2018 • 2:02:06pm

Sorry, Sam …

The Rolling Stones- Off the Hook (TAMI Show)

Targetpractice Mar 5, 2018 • 2:03:14pm

re: #61 darthstar

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He tried calling for Hugh Jazz before, but that blew up in his face.

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 2:03:15pm

re: #59 lawhawk

Mueller put Gotti in the big house.

Nunberg doesn’t know what’s going to hit him.

He also led the prosecution on the Lockerbee killers. This really was a perfect choice. This will I think ultimately be another positive mark on Mueller’s career

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 2:03:36pm

re: #63 dangerman

here’s a bit of good news

dead heat theyre calling it

Sweet.

BlueSpotinAL Mar 5, 2018 • 2:03:39pm

The $250K price for a new embassy in Israel is feasible, even given that they need a Secure Information Facility. The following SCIF design should be well under budget:

dangerman Mar 5, 2018 • 2:03:49pm

re: #64 petesh

Sorry, Sam …

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Video

mick never really did grow into his lips

MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 2:04:44pm

I’m… Speechless.

I *cannot* stop laughing at this exchange.

TUR: Sam Nunberg, remarkable. Thank you very much for calling in.

NUNBERG: What is remarkable about this, by the way?

TUR: Everything is remarkable about it, Sam. ///////

NUNBERG: What do you think Mueller going to do to me? pic.twitter.com/eOIayQzYsU

— Sopan Deb (@SopanDeb) March 5, 2018

MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 2:06:07pm

re: #65 Targetpractice

He tried calling for Hugh Jazz before, but that blew up in his face.

And Mike Hunt was on the other line.

dangerman Mar 5, 2018 • 2:08:25pm

re: #67 HappyWarrior

Sweet.

and i think it’s r+11

dangerman Mar 5, 2018 • 2:09:51pm

re: #68 BlueSpotinAL

The $250K price for a new embassy in Israel is feasible, even given that they need a Secure Information Facility. The following SCIF design should be well under budget:

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they can also take it on the road

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 2:10:14pm

re: #72 dangerman

and i think it’s r+11

Yeah it’s a heavily GOP district. Bout time Western Pa return to the Dems.

petesh Mar 5, 2018 • 2:13:35pm

re: #69 dangerman

mick never really did grow into his lips

True, but he’s a better mover now (so is Keith)

ObserverArt Mar 5, 2018 • 2:14:35pm

re: #59 lawhawk

Mueller put Gotti in the big house.

Nunberg doesn’t know what’s going to hit him.

I think he does know. That is why he is spazzing out today.

This may be his last fling…

Stanley Sea Mar 5, 2018 • 2:15:09pm

Conference just ended for the day.

What did I miss haha

Blind Frog Belly White Mar 5, 2018 • 2:16:59pm

re: #74 HappyWarrior

Yeah it’s a heavily GOP district. Bout time Western Pa return to the Dems.

It occurs to me that this special election was probably on Trump’s mind when he announced the steel tariffs. Sure, it sounds crazy, to throw the whole world trade apparatus under the buss for a single congressional seat that won’t even exist in November*, but Trump would do something that batshit crazy to avoid the embarrassment of losing another special election in a heavily GOP district.

*PA’s got a brand new map for November

KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 2:17:57pm

re: #62 freetoken

Regarding special elections:

law.justia.com

Ok, so Mississippi will have both seats up in November. Soros needs to shift some billions to voter registration drives in Mississippi.

darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 2:20:30pm

The beginning of the end of the political landscape your daddy birthed with his hiring of Sarah Palin.

— Sean McCabe (@darthstar99) March 5, 2018

JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 2:20:46pm

re: #78 Blind Frog Belly White

The tariff maneuver is all about defeating Conor Lamb… https://t.co/EEG8mFY0JQ

— Patricia Britton (@geewhizpat) March 2, 2018

Ace-o-aces Mar 5, 2018 • 2:22:37pm

Sam Nunberg: “Mueller can’t expect me to spend 80-hours looking up all the emails that Trump sent me about colluding with Russia, he’ll have to arrest me if he wants my testimony!”

“Sir, if your not going to order a pizza, I’m going to have to ask you to hang up!”

— aceoaces (@aceoaces) March 5, 2018

Decatur Deb Mar 5, 2018 • 2:23:46pm

re: #68 BlueSpotinAL

The $250K price for a new embassy in Israel is feasible, even given that they need a Secure Information Facility. The following SCIF design should be well under budget:

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darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 2:24:31pm

Thad Cochran is resigning next month.

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 2:24:37pm

re: #81 JordanRules

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Yep. It’s typical Trump short term thinking.

Ace-o-aces Mar 5, 2018 • 2:25:45pm

Craig has decided to come out in favor of possibly the only man in America more hated than he is.

— aceoaces (@aceoaces) March 5, 2018

KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 2:27:33pm

re: #86 Ace-o-aces

Yes, Ponzi schemes are just victimless crimes, no reason to send a man to federal prison over it… everybody made money off it.

darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 2:27:47pm

“Um, no Mr. Nunberg… we don’t have a television show anymore…” pic.twitter.com/rpmEuKW6tl

— Jerry Burke (@aqualad08) March 5, 2018

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 2:28:23pm

re: #86 Ace-o-aces

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Yeah he’s such a victim Craig. Meanwhile you want to deport kids who know no home other than this.

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 2:31:20pm

re: #86 Ace-o-aces

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From his tweet: “…without harming anyone.” Right. Because jacking up prices on drugs whose absence provably kills people isn’t harming anyone.

Ace-o-aces Mar 5, 2018 • 2:31:28pm

re: #87 KGxvi

Yes, Ponzi schemes are just victimless crimes, no reason to send a man to federal prison over it… everybody made money off it.

I think Craig is trying to become the first political candidate to garner negative votes.

darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 2:31:28pm

BTW, after reading Stanley Sea’s post on Friday I went online and filled out the pre-application for TSA PRE…took me all of 10 minutes to fill it out for myself and again for my wife. Booked an appointment for this morning at 7:50 at SFO to get fingerprinted and pay the $85 fee for 5 years. Got there at 8:01. The woman processed both of us and we were walking back to the car by 8:09.

Wishing I’d done this years ago.

Ace-o-aces Mar 5, 2018 • 2:32:02pm

re: #90 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

From her tweet: “…without harming anyone.” Right. Because jacking up prices on drugs whose absence provably kills people isn’t harming anyone.

Ironically, NOT what he’s going to jail for.

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 2:32:56pm

re: #92 darthstar

BTW, after reading Stanley Sea’s post on Friday I went online and filled out the pre-application for TSA PRE…took me all of 10 minutes to fill it out for myself and again for my wife. Booked an appointment for this morning at 7:50 at SFO to get fingerprinted and pay the $85 fee for 5 years. Got there at 8:01. The woman processed both of us and we were walking back to the car by 8:09.

Wishing I’d done this years ago.

I’m doing this for Mrs. Fish’s and my trip overseas in the fall for our anniversary. After experiencing the ease of travel that my former employers’ TSA PRE status conveyed upon us, there’s no conceivable way I can think to travel without it now. Especially not for connecting between airlines and going from domestic to international flights and back.

BigPapa Mar 5, 2018 • 2:33:22pm

Nunberg is cracking magnificently under the pressure. The story coming out last night caused him to freak the hell out now he can’t shut up.

Mueller is going to let him keep talking until he stops… then Mueller will arrest him.

MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 2:33:41pm

Uhm.

Ex-aide says Trump knew about Russia meeting: “I don’t know why he went around trying to hide it.” - Mic https://t.co/YNJlPpOOG9

— MsJoanne (@MsJoanne) March 5, 2018

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 2:34:02pm

re: #93 Ace-o-aces

Ironically, NOT what he’s going to jail for.

True, but it is what he’s most infamous for, and if you are the type of person to willfully ignore it in order to make him out to be a good person, your moral compass is permanently damaged and in need of replacement.

dangerman Mar 5, 2018 • 2:38:14pm

re: #86 Ace-o-aces

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…”without harming anyone “

except the poor souls who couldnt afford the medication

darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 2:39:06pm

Sam Nunberg is stating live on CNN that Mueller wants him to testify to the grand jury that Roger Stone colluded. I’m sorry but this is fucking incredible

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) March 5, 2018

100

darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 2:39:31pm

Sam Nunberg talking about Roger Stone, Russian Prostitutes, Schiller, Miss Universe 2013. This guy is going to be in handcuffs in hours.

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) March 5, 2018

101

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 2:39:59pm

Is Craig trying to make Arpaio look like only the second biggest douche running?

102

makeitstop Mar 5, 2018 • 2:40:00pm

LEAKED: Phone records with Sam Nunberg ‘s lawyer pic.twitter.com/7bjbNCLdBK

— The Opposition (@TheOpposition) March 5, 2018

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goddamnedfrank Mar 5, 2018 • 2:40:09pm

Nunberg on CNN today: “What do you know about…the White House?” pic.twitter.com/H7E9ahTdap

— Tananarive Due (@TananariveDue) March 5, 2018

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darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 2:40:50pm

The head of the neo-Nazi nationalists in Lvov Ukraine died in the middle of a speech pic.twitter.com/ZqoHAQyNa1

— אריה שפירא (@arieshapira1) July 11, 2017

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KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 2:42:15pm

re: #104 darthstar

the only good Nazi…

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darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 2:42:57pm

re: #105 KGxvi

the only good Nazi…

I watched it with the volume off and was still pleased.

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JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 2:44:57pm

re: #104 darthstar

Bye Felicia.

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HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 2:45:02pm

re: #104 darthstar

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You are the weakest Nazi link, good bye.

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KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 2:45:09pm

re: #101 HappyWarrior

Is Craig trying to make Arpaio look like only the second biggest douche running?

So this is interesting, per campaign finance reports, Arpaio and McSally have not raised a single cent in campaign funds. Kelli Ward, who is also a crazy person, has raised $350k.

Meanwhile, Kyrsten Sinema, the Democratic frontrunner has raised over five million dollars.

In Arizona.

Let that sink in. The Democratic front runner has raised 14 times the amount of money that the three “leading” Republicans have, combined.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 2:45:26pm

re: #104 darthstar

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I remember that video. That never gets old.

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BigPapa Mar 5, 2018 • 2:46:20pm

re: #1 freetoken

I wonder how many people Nunberg is attempting to get to talk to him today?

He just asked me for your cell number.

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HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 2:47:55pm

re: #109 KGxvi

So this is interesting, per campaign finance reports, Arpaio and McSally have not raised a single cent in campaign funds. Kelli Ward, who is also a crazy person, has raised $350k.

Meanwhile, Kyrsten Sinema, the Democratic frontrunner has raised over five million dollars.

In Arizona.

Let that sink in. The Democratic front runner has raised 14 times the amount of money that the three “leading” Republicans have, combined.

Awesome news.

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Blind Frog Belly White Mar 5, 2018 • 2:48:10pm

re: #110 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I remember that video. That never gets old.

First, god came for the old Nazi, and i did not speak out, because fuck that guy.

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gwangung Mar 5, 2018 • 2:48:52pm

re: #109 KGxvi

So this is interesting, per campaign finance reports, Arpaio and McSally have not raised a single cent in campaign funds. Kelli Ward, who is also a crazy person, has raised $350k.

Meanwhile, Kyrsten Sinema, the Democratic frontrunner has raised over five million dollars.

In Arizona.

Let that sink in. The Democratic front runner has raised 14 times the amount of money that the three “leading” Republicans have, combined.

Probably going to need AT LEAST that much to overcome the “D” behind her name.

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ObserverArt Mar 5, 2018 • 2:49:17pm

re: #97 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

True, but it is what he’s most infamous for, and if you are the type of person to willfully ignore it in order to make him out to be a good person, your moral compass is permanently damaged and in need of replacement.

I don’t think the newer models of Arizona Republicans came equipped with moral compasses. They were too expensive.

They did however install “twinge of guilt” idiot lights that flash when you are crossing a line, but they were very unreliable and often burned out and thus no warning and the individual would go full on wingnut.

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Romantic Heretic Mar 5, 2018 • 2:49:24pm

re: #25 Dizzy

The US Navy learned a lot about damage control from that. As I recall they thought they had it under control when gas fumes ignited and down went the Lady Lex.

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makeitstop Mar 5, 2018 • 2:49:58pm

Molly refers to Hope Hicks as ‘Trash Panda,’ hence the emojis.

Gossip girl Goebbels (🗑🐼) has fallen in with a rough crowd. which includes many nefarious figures like the king of cufflinks (Nixon Back tattoo), that said this would be the greatest Coen Bothers movie ever. pic.twitter.com/cz7fGvludv

— Molly Jong-Fast🗑🐼 (@MollyJongFast) March 5, 2018

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darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 2:50:06pm

re: #113 Blind Frog Belly White

First, god came for the old Nazi, and i did not speak out, because fuck that guy.

I imagine god was cleaning his ‘smite’ button, looked down and said, “Oops.’

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dangerman Mar 5, 2018 • 2:51:48pm

re: #109 KGxvi

So this is interesting, per campaign finance reports, Arpaio and McSally have not raised a single cent in campaign funds. Kelli Ward, who is also a crazy person, has raised $350k.

Meanwhile, Kyrsten Sinema, the Democratic frontrunner has raised over five million dollars.

In Arizona.

Let that sink in. The Democratic front runner has raised 14 times the amount of money that the three “leading” Republicans have, combined.

not complainin’ are ya? ////

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KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 2:52:34pm

re: #114 gwangung

Probably going to need AT LEAST that much to overcome the “D” behind her name.

There seems to be a Trump effect in Arizona. Bush, McCain, and Romney all won Arizona between 2000 and 2012 by about 8-9 points. Trump won by only 3.5%. And polling is showing Ducey in a tight gubernatorial race as well. Arizona may be trending purple.

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gwangung Mar 5, 2018 • 2:55:38pm

re: #120 KGxvi

There seems to be a Trump effect in Arizona. Bush, McCain, and Romney all won Arizona between 2000 and 2012 by about 8-9 points. Trump won by only 3.5%. And polling is showing Ducey in a tight gubernatorial race as well. Arizona may be trending purple.

Hope so….the growing conservatism of the state drove me away decades ago….maybe they’ve gotten sick of it…

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gocart mozart Mar 5, 2018 • 2:55:47pm

During Watergate, the part of Sam Nunberg was played by Martha Mitchell, wife of the attorney general.https://t.co/ZWctjsUPY9

— Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) March 5, 2018

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JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 2:56:09pm

Spent lots of time here when I was a youngin.

Russ Solomon died as I live — drunk and critical. https://t.co/EbB18IlUF6 pic.twitter.com/LJV7Vpj0xw

— shauna (@goldengateblond) March 5, 2018

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 2:56:20pm

re: #118 darthstar

I imagine god was cleaning his ‘smite’ button, looked down and said, “Oops.’

Joke time!

A priest and his parishioner are out on the golf course. The parishioner is having a hard time of it; his shots are all over the place, and his score is in Donald Trump territory. As the afternoon proceeds, he is getting more and more upset, first muttering, then shouting aloud with every bad shot, “Fuck, I missed!” After one particularly bad hole, the priest admonishes his companion, “You should be more careful with your language, lest the Lord strike you down.” On the next hole, the parishioner lines up a putt, and misses the hole by a good three feet and nearly runs it off the green. Throwing his putter aside, he screams to the heavens, “FUCK, I MISSED!” Just then, a bolt from the blue sizzles down and strikes the priest dead. A heartbeat later, a voice from the heavens booms: “Fuck, I missed.”

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Blind Frog Belly White Mar 5, 2018 • 2:56:27pm

re: #118 darthstar

I imagine god was cleaning his ‘smite’ button, looked down and said, “Oops.’

“Hey, Peter! Watch this! Wait for it…wait for it…A-a-annd….DOWN GOES FRAZIER! DOWN GOES FRAZIER!!”

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KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 2:58:08pm

re: #123 JordanRules

Spent lots of time here when I was a youngin.

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Almost Famous - Record Store

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stpaulbear Mar 5, 2018 • 3:01:17pm

re: #110 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Fish, are you at home? I hope you don’t have to drive anywhere tonight. I left work at 3:30 just before the snowcalypse got crankin’. By the time I got off the bus and walked the two blocks to my house it was coming down pretty good. I’m glad I don’t have to go anywhere tonight. I’m gonna leave my car at home again tomorrow and take the bus in to work. I hope this is our last blizzard for the season.

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ObserverArt Mar 5, 2018 • 3:01:35pm

Note: Sam Nunberg is doing TV interview with Ari Melber on MSNBC. Starts right now!

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dirkdigglerjr Mar 5, 2018 • 3:01:45pm

Nunberg on Ari Melber now

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 3:02:23pm

re: #127 stpaulbear

Fish, are you at home? I hope you don’t have to drive anywhere tonight. I left work at 3:30 just before the snowcalypse got crankin’. By the time I got off the bus and walked the two blocks to my house it was coming down pretty good. I’m glad I don’t have to go anywhere tonight. I’m gonna leave my car at home again tomorrow and take the bus in to work. I hope this is our last blizzard for the season.

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MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 3:02:43pm

Amazon tours D.C., Maryland and Virginia in search for new headquarters

washingtonpost.com

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 3:03:06pm

re: #127 stpaulbear

Fish, are you at home? I hope you don’t have to drive anywhere tonight. I left work at 3:30 just before the snowcalypse got crankin’. By the time I got off the bus and walked the two blocks to my house it was coming down pretty good. I’m glad I don’t have to go anywhere tonight. I’m gonna leave my car at home again tomorrow and take the bus in to work. I hope this is our last blizzard for the season.

It started here at about 2:30ish. To be honest, I got up this morning expecting snowfall all day, so the respite during the morning hours was valuable from a preparation perspective.

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Blind Frog Belly White Mar 5, 2018 • 3:03:14pm

re: #123 JordanRules

Spent lots of time here when I was a youngin.

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There wasn’t anything even remotely like Tower Records where I grew up. You had to go all the way to Camp Hill to find a Sears with more than a 10 rack of records.

When I got out here and went to one, my mind was blown. Dad came out to visit, spent 1/2 hour in the Classical section - a whole ROOM! - and only bought a couple disks. He said there were too many things he wanted!

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wrenchwench Mar 5, 2018 • 3:06:52pm

re: #123 JordanRules

Spent lots of time here when I was a youngin.

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I was in the Tower Records in San Francisco at the same time as Robyn Hitchcock. Points to anyone who knows who he is. He wasn’t ‘making an appearance’ or anything, just hanging out.

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ipsos Mar 5, 2018 • 3:08:22pm

This has been the most completely bugfuck news-dump Friday I ca….

Monday, you say?

It’s only MONDAY?!?!?

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Decatur Deb Mar 5, 2018 • 3:08:37pm

re: #128 ObserverArt

Note: Sam Nunberg is doing TV interview with Ari Melber on MSNBC. Starts right now!

Mueller to Nunberg: “Never mind, I have cable.”

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 3:09:07pm

re: #128 ObserverArt

Note: Sam Nunberg is doing TV interview with Ari Melber on MSNBC. Starts right now!

Oh good, and Mrs. Fish is just finishing up air frying potato chips.

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JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 3:09:11pm

re: #133 Blind Frog Belly White

I love that you took your Dad when he visited! I remember buying posters too. Had to decorate the dorm room.

Losing them all sucked.

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Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 3:09:12pm

re: #129 dirkdigglerjr

Nunberg on Ari Melber now

This has to be an act.

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Ace-o-aces Mar 5, 2018 • 3:10:22pm

pic.twitter.com/WnIja2Zfjh

— aceoaces (@aceoaces) March 5, 2018

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ObserverArt Mar 5, 2018 • 3:11:06pm

re: #134 wrenchwench

I was in the Tower Records in San Francisco at the same time as Robyn Hitchcock. Points to anyone who knows who he is. He wasn’t ‘making an appearance’ or anything, just hanging out.

Hell yeah I know who he is…he’s the Balloon Man. And he jokes about…prawns.

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makeitstop Mar 5, 2018 • 3:11:58pm

re: #139 Ace Rothstein

This has to be an act.

My guess is this is Roger Stone’s idea. Ratfucking 101.

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JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 3:12:16pm

Mueller already has this crazy dumb mans emails and knows most of the plot. Now he gets to watch the incredible reaction and see what that might signal or shake loose.

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KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 3:12:23pm

re: #124 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Joke time!

A priest and his parishioner are out on the golf course. The parishioner is having a hard time of it; his shots are all over the place, and his score is in Donald Trump territory. As the afternoon proceeds, he is getting more and more upset, first muttering, then shouting aloud with every bad shot, “Fuck, I missed!” After one particularly bad hole, the priest admonishes his companion, “You should be more careful with your language, lest the Lord strike you down.” On the next hole, the parishioner lines up a putt, and misses the hole by a good three feet and nearly runs it off the green. Throwing his putter aside, he screams to the heavens, “FUCK, I MISSED!” Just then, a bolt from the blue sizzles down and strikes the priest dead. A heartbeat later, a voice from the heavens booms: “Fuck, I missed.”

Jesus and Moses are out playing golf one day at Torey Pines. They get to the 18th hole and Moses plays it safe, leaves it short and goes over the water hazard on his third shot. Jesus says, “watch this, old man,” and his second shot promptly lands in the water. Moses says, take the drop, let’s go. Jesus says, “no, I saw Jack Nickalus make this shot in 1974, I can do it.” He shoots again, and it promptly lands in the water. Two more shots, two more right in the drink. Moses looks around and parts the water hazard, he walks across and tosses one of Jesus’s ball onto the green, then closes the water. Jesus walks across the water to play his shot. As he does, a groundskeeper sees him and asks Moses, “who does this guy think he is, Jesus Christ?” Moses say, “No, he thinks he’s Jack Nickalus.”

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ObserverArt Mar 5, 2018 • 3:13:03pm

re: #139 Ace Rothstein

This has to be an act.

He is a white hot mess. He’s throwing everyone under the bus as he goes.

Trump Tweets are gonna be fun after this.

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Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 3:13:06pm

YOU DON’T GET TO DECIDE WHAT MUELLER GETS IN THE SUBPOENA.

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EPR-radar Mar 5, 2018 • 3:14:03pm

re: #142 makeitstop

My guess is this is Roger Stone’s idea. Ratfucking 101.

I don’t think there’s any danger of Mueller being side-tracked by this nonsense.

And it’s hard to see how this kind of circus act can help the Trump clown show with more general PR issues.

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darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 3:14:28pm

Sam Nunberg on MSNBC right now says of @PressSec: “she should shut her mouth and I’m warning her to shut her mouth.”

— Lisa Tozzi (@lisatozzi) March 5, 2018

In addition to Mueller, Sam Nunberg now has to worry about his tires getting slashed and having a cross burned on his lawn. https://t.co/tpB2HVUdGl

— Sean McCabe (@darthstar99) March 5, 2018

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JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 3:15:17pm

re: #147 EPR-radar

These people are shook.

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Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 3:15:25pm

This fucking clown. HAPPY, JILL STEIN VOTERS?

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Charles Johnson Mar 5, 2018 • 3:15:44pm

I hereby proclaim that from this day forward, March 5th will be known as Nunberg’s Day.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) March 5, 2018

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Decatur Deb Mar 5, 2018 • 3:15:44pm

re: #148 darthstar

In addition to Mueller, Sam Nunberg now has to worry about his tires getting slashed and having a cross burned on his lawn.

I fear for his dog.

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KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 3:15:59pm

re: #149 JordanRules

These people are shook.

In 2018 you’re either woke or shook.

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Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 3:17:09pm

I love how this dude is wearing a pinstripe gangsta suit with the awful tie and the USA flag lapel pin.

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darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 3:18:17pm

TRUMP: Finally done with the very boring meetings, time to relax with some TV
*Sam Nunberg on every channel*
TRUMP: pic.twitter.com/R3fJD6fFS6

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) March 5, 2018

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gocart mozart Mar 5, 2018 • 3:19:21pm

So Sam, any thoughts on Sarah Huckabee?

Wow! Here is Sam Nunberg calling Sarah Huckabee Sanders a “joke” and a “fat slob.” pic.twitter.com/dd3nbkrPVB

— #MarchForOurLives (@KaniJJackson) March 5, 2018

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Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 3:19:26pm

re: #155 darthstar

Play the GIF and then pause it with his eyes closed. lol

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KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 3:19:31pm

Well, that’s one hell of a headline:

The 23 craziest quotes from Sam Nunberg’s absolutely bonkers interview

I mean, for starters, that implies that there’s more than 23 crazy quotes from his interview.

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Charles Johnson Mar 5, 2018 • 3:19:46pm

Several close friends of former Trump adviser Sam Nunberg told me they had strong reason to believe he was day-drunk during his cable-news blitz today based on conversations he had with them starting this morning: https://t.co/cfR6uOqxbJ

— Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24) March 5, 2018

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ObserverArt Mar 5, 2018 • 3:19:59pm

Ari is running a small trial right there on his show.

I really like Ari. He asks great questions, puts people on the spot and does it without being the show or a prick.

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darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 3:20:22pm

“You know, I know Bob Mueller. I know that whole team, and they’re right and they probably have something on Trump, trump did something pretty bad, if I understood them.” (rough trans) pic.twitter.com/n655LLxNX6

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) March 5, 2018

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darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 3:21:08pm

re: #156 gocart mozart

So Sam, any thoughts on Sarah Huckabee?

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Hey Sam…slow down with the brutal honesty.

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gocart mozart Mar 5, 2018 • 3:21:09pm

re: #151 Charles Johnson

Beware the Tide Pods of March

— Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) March 5, 2018

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JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 3:21:48pm

Little thread.

I just accidentally called Sam Nunberg’s mom, who told me he’s not available because “he’s not doing well.” She’s very nice!

— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) March 5, 2018

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Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 3:22:21pm

re: #156 gocart mozart

So Sam, any thoughts on Sarah Huckabee?

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I couldn’t have said it better myself.

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A dark and stormy covfefe Mar 5, 2018 • 3:23:16pm

re: #158 KGxvi

It also implies some poor fool had to whittle it down to just 23.

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Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 3:23:37pm

Can someone please explain to me why this jackass is important?

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Blind Frog Belly White Mar 5, 2018 • 3:23:41pm

re: #153 KGxvi

In 2018 you’re either woke or shook.

Last month I was shook awake by an earthquake. Does that count?

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KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 3:23:49pm

re: #166 A dark and stormy covfefe

It also implies some poor fool had to whittle it down to just 23.

That person deserves a four martini lunch.

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wrenchwench Mar 5, 2018 • 3:24:39pm

re: #168 Blind Frog Belly White

Last month I was shook awake by an earthquake. Does that count?

You got both!

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Charles Johnson Mar 5, 2018 • 3:25:15pm

If Nunberg was actually drunk as MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING, he didn’t sound drunk. Most people can’t speak that well when they’re all liquored up. He sounded more like someone hopped up on a stimulant.

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Decatur Deb Mar 5, 2018 • 3:26:03pm

One way or another, it’s going to be a hell of a hangover.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 3:26:08pm

re: #167 Ace Rothstein

Can someone please explain to me why this jackass is important?

I was actually wondering the same thing, beyond the borderline-unbelievable torrent of bullshit that has been spewing from his mouth all day.

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KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 3:26:21pm

re: #171 Charles Johnson

If Nunberg was actually drunk as MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING, he didn’t sound drunk. Most people can’t speak that well when they’re all liquored up. He sounded more like someone hopped up on a stimulant.

Lawyers are a special breed of drinkers, they don’t call it the bar for nothing.

/(half)

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ObserverArt Mar 5, 2018 • 3:26:47pm

re: #167 Ace Rothstein

Can someone please explain to me why this jackass is important?

Because he has no filter and may be the guy that says way way too much.

And if you are watching, he already is. He more or less said Manafort and Gates are guilty. He’s more or less said Trump is completely dirty and cannot be trusted by anyone.

If anything, this is unprecedented TV.

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KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 3:27:42pm

re: #167 Ace Rothstein

Can someone please explain to me why this jackass is important?

He’s apparently worked for Trump on multiple occasions. And he’s willing to publicly talk about a grand jury subpoena - including offering to give it to reports. Basically, he’s the clearest view into what is happening inside the investigation.

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bill d. (b.d.) Mar 5, 2018 • 3:29:00pm

I think the strategy is becoming crystal clear, give Mueller so much evidence that he gets confused.

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BigPapa Mar 5, 2018 • 3:29:35pm

2-5-18: The Great Nunbergularity

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 3:29:45pm

re: #176 KGxvi

He’s apparently worked for Trump on multiple occasions. And he’s willing to publicly talk about a grand jury subpoena - including offering to give it to reports. Basically, he’s the clearest view into what is happening inside the investigation.

This is the guy that Mueller was waiting for all along. Sing loud, sing long, sing in public so all of what you just said is captured and admissible in court.

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dirkdigglerjr Mar 5, 2018 • 3:29:53pm

Caught him sniffing at least a couple of times. Maybe he just has a cold.

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darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 3:31:06pm

re: #171 Charles Johnson

If Nunberg was actually drunk as MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING, he didn’t sound drunk. Most people can’t speak that well when they’re all liquored up. He sounded more like someone hopped up on a stimulant.

Mescaline and Speedballs?

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JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 3:31:25pm

re: #167 Ace Rothstein

People think he’s the witness from the Mueller story that broke last night.

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Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 3:31:38pm

re: #176 KGxvi

He’s got a big mouth and is an insufferable dick.

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Jay C Mar 5, 2018 • 3:31:53pm

re: #171 Charles Johnson

If Nunberg was actually drunk as MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING, he didn’t sound drunk. Most people can’t speak that well when they’re all liquored up. He sounded more like someone hopped up on a stimulant.

Maybe a nice (regimental-level) dose of Peruvian Marching Powder?

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darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 3:32:00pm

enter…. THE STONE ZONE

90s were so crazy. pic.twitter.com/yixwMPcraU

— Ätriós (@Atrios) March 5, 2018

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Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 3:32:12pm

re: #171 Charles Johnson

Here he is from Feb 20. Sounds the same to me.

Fmr. Trump Aide: President Donald Trump “Screws Everyone” | The Beat With Ari Melber | MSNBC

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ObserverArt Mar 5, 2018 • 3:32:24pm

re: #171 Charles Johnson

If Nunberg was actually drunk as MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING, he didn’t sound drunk. Most people can’t speak that well when they’re all liquored up. He sounded more like someone hopped up on a stimulant.

Exactly what I was thinking.

If we see him begin to climb a wall we will know for sure…dexedrine…black and clears.

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bill d. (b.d.) Mar 5, 2018 • 3:32:38pm

re: #183 Ace Rothstein

He’s got a big mouth and is an insufferable dick.

Hard to imagine that Stone is his mentor.

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Decatur Deb Mar 5, 2018 • 3:32:48pm

re: #183 Ace Rothstein

He’s got a big mouth and is an insufferable dick.

That’s in bold on his campaign staff resume.

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Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 3:34:01pm

This lady is making Sam look like a bigger dumbass than he is.

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Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 3:34:18pm

NOBODY CARES IF YOU THINK IT’S FAIR OR NOT, DUMBASS!

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ObserverArt Mar 5, 2018 • 3:35:09pm

re: #177 bill d. (b.d.)

I think the strategy is becoming crystal clear, give Mueller so much evidence that he gets confused.

Not with the team he has. No way. He prepared for this with some of the best law experts familiar and expert in just about every nook and cranny Trump has tried to go down.

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KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 3:35:27pm

re: #191 Ace Rothstein

NOBODY CARES IF YOU THINK IT’S FAIR OR NOT, DUMBASS!

If you think it’s not fair, there’s a process for that…

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Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 3:35:28pm

Sam Nunberg just called into QVC’s Shopping With Jane to say if Mueller wants a piece of him he knows where to find him.

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 5, 2018

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 3:35:33pm

re: #190 Ace Rothstein

This lady is making Sam look like a bigger dumbass than he is.

How is that even possible?

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Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 3:35:59pm

Yes, I think you’re going to jail.

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The Major Mar 5, 2018 • 3:36:02pm

So Wayne - I take it you wouldn’t mind it if I started a GoFundMe to kit every African-American with an AR-15 with a bump stock and plenty of rounds of ammo?

— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) March 5, 2018

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JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 3:37:28pm

Sam Nunberg to MSNBC: “Trump is the most disloyal person you’re ever gonna meet.”

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) March 5, 2018

Nunberg has known Trump for years. Longer than most people in Trumpworld. He’s clearly still salty about getting fired (and his mentor Roger Stone kicked out) of the campaign. https://t.co/kJuLORn3w0

— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) March 5, 2018

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darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 3:37:36pm

OMG, @AriMelber just told Sam Nunberg, “Forget you’re on television.”

Too late!

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) March 5, 2018

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JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 3:38:38pm

get this motherfucker OUT of here.
seriously.

he is going to JAIL.

i PROMISE you.

— fooler initiative (@metroadlib) March 5, 2018

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KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 3:39:29pm

re: #199 darthstar

And we go live now to the Mueller team’s office:

Perfect Strangers - The Dance of Joy

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darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 3:40:41pm

Sam Nunberg every commercial break: pic.twitter.com/kd2m3saXcT

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) March 5, 2018

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 3:41:31pm

re: #198 JordanRules

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No wonder he’s going off like a nuclear bomb. Dude’s fucking pissed.

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Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 3:42:13pm

JUST IN: Trump ends Obama-era ban on importing sport-hunted elephant trophies https://t.co/I2wiJ5Usp7 pic.twitter.com/p4oIP7PulC

— The Hill (@thehill) March 5, 2018

I mean, fuck these people forever. https://t.co/6RyOkkpLPb

— shauna (@goldengateblond) March 5, 2018

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darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 3:42:14pm

Third press briefing in a row that @PressSec did not take a question from CNN. #courage

— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) March 5, 2018

Courage isn’t taking “a question from CNN,” Jim. Courage is combat veterans Sgt. Peck and Staff Sgt. Dwyer - the two heroes at the briefing. #itsnotaboutyou https://t.co/kp5rYrtMpt

— Sarah Sanders (@PressSec) March 5, 2018

Wish you had given them time to take our questions too. You just bailed from the briefing. https://t.co/ryTalMI58F

— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) March 5, 2018

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darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 3:42:50pm

Was NOT expecting to see Sam Nunberg on PBS pic.twitter.com/nrA78lS6tz

— Ian Boudreau (@iboudreau) March 5, 2018

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gocart mozart Mar 5, 2018 • 3:42:59pm

pic.twitter.com/pvBx242j3V

— Leslie🇺🇸 #BoycottNRA🚫 (@henryle74) March 5, 2018

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Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 3:43:19pm

BREAKING: Sam Nunberg calls Moe’s Tavern, asks to speak to I.P. Freely

— shauna (@goldengateblond) March 5, 2018

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ObserverArt Mar 5, 2018 • 3:44:03pm

re: #203 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

No wonder he’s going off like a nuclear bomb. Dude’s fucking pissed.

He absolutely hates Corey Lewandowski. And I think he sees Trump having stuck a knife in his back allowing Lewandowski to take on the Campaign Manager job for the Trump campaign.

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Hecuba's daughter Mar 5, 2018 • 3:44:18pm

OT — I’ve been inundated on a daily basis with contribution requests for Lamb for the special election. What organization is the best for making sure that the money is well spent? Any suggestions?

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JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 3:44:20pm

You know how comedians say “that’s a tought act to follow?” Yah well I’ll be on after the Nunberg interview. 😳😳

— Naveed Jamali (@NaveedAJamali) March 5, 2018

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Big Beautiful Door Mar 5, 2018 • 3:45:14pm

re: #197 The Major

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Wayne actually wouldn’t ; that would make it ever easier to feed the paranoia of whites to get them to increase their arsenals.

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darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 3:45:16pm

I was in a meeting so I’m listening to Ari’s show on 45 minute delay. Nunberg really is stating that he’s willing to go down to protect his mentor Roger Stone from criminal charges.

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Blind Frog Belly White Mar 5, 2018 • 3:45:44pm

2/ If you want to understand white privilege, consider the fact that all of these barely sentient mopes have managed to grift their way through life and become relatively successful without anyone noticing that they routinely get lost in corners and still lack object permanence.

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) March 5, 2018

4/ …been writing about. We’re seeing mothers and children separated. We’re seeing lives irrevocably damaged by people who last read a book in grade school. And as much as I love envisioning the massive mountain of shit they’re all about to walk into as Mueller…

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) March 5, 2018

6/ …are on full display, and the crowds they think are cheering for them are just shaking their heads at the whole pathetic mess. And as much as I goof on pathetic moments like today’s, I can’t forget that this show comes with consequences. And in the end, it hurts. END

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) March 5, 2018

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Big Beautiful Door Mar 5, 2018 • 3:47:35pm

re: #204 Skip Intro

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Uday and Qusay probably have a safari scheduled.

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goddamnedfrank Mar 5, 2018 • 3:48:31pm

Sam Nunberg was created when a swamp hag crafted a golem out of cocaine mixed with Red Bull. #NunbergFacts

— MC 555 nanometer Jesus (@goddamnedfrank) March 5, 2018

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Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 3:48:50pm

re: #204 Skip Intro

Hold up, I thought Trump said he wasn’t going to allow that a few months ago.

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Hecuba's daughter Mar 5, 2018 • 3:49:01pm

re: #215 Big Beautiful Door

Uday and Qusay probably have a safari scheduled.

Trump’s goal is to wipe the Obama legacy off the face of the earth.

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KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 3:50:08pm

re: #217 Ace Rothstein

Hold up, I thought Trump said he wasn’t going to allow that a few months ago.

Trump also said he was going to close the carried interest loop hole, get background checks on guns, and repeal the debt ceiling.

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Nyet Mar 5, 2018 • 3:50:38pm

Watching Altered Carbon. Can recommend so far.

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darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 3:51:35pm

Sam Nunberg is doing the John Cleese funny walk skit and still managing to step on his own dick at every turn. pic.twitter.com/myhfiVTJ8i

— Sean McCabe (@darthstar99) March 5, 2018

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Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 3:51:35pm

re: #215 Big Beautiful Door

Uday and Qusay probably have a safari scheduled.

I assumed they were heading to Kenya to shoot the last surviving male Northern White Rhino.

Sending a species into extinction! How Trumnpy is that?

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ObserverArt Mar 5, 2018 • 3:52:00pm

If Sammy is a coke head he wouldn’t be doing these shows live. He’d be holed up all paranoid and calling in.

If this is any drug, this is pure script clean speed. That is why he can do all these shows and all this yakking. He’s on the low dose so he can go on all day and all night.

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Big Beautiful Door Mar 5, 2018 • 3:52:46pm

re: #220 Nyet

Watching Altered Carbon. Can recommend so far.

I have watched it all, and its a pretty top notch sci-fi series. I also recommend the most recent episode of The X Files, which is having a very good season.

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KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 3:52:59pm

re: #222 Skip Intro

I assumed they were heading to Kenya to shoot the last surviving male Northern White Rhino.

Sending a species into extinction! How Trumnpy is that?

I was reading about that rhino. Apparently there are two surviving females but neither are capable of pregnancy, so the species probably doesn’t have more than a couple decades left.

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bill d. (b.d.) Mar 5, 2018 • 3:53:38pm

re: #218 Hecuba’s daughter

Trump’s goal is to wipe the Obama legacy off the face of the earth.

Obama will outlive Trump by 30 years, history should correct this current embarrassment.

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Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 3:54:29pm

re: #217 Ace Rothstein

Hold up, I thought Trump said he wasn’t going to allow that a few months ago.

I suggest you re-read Chuck Todd’s interview with Wilbur Ross yesterday.

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Big Beautiful Door Mar 5, 2018 • 3:54:53pm

re: #225 KGxvi

I was reading about that rhino. Apparently there are two surviving females but neither are capable of pregnancy, so the species probably doesn’t have more than a couple decades left.

If we can clone Streisand’s dog, maybe we can clone these Rinos?

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goddamnedfrank Mar 5, 2018 • 3:54:55pm

Even when Sam Nunberg is reduced to absolute zero Kelvin his molecules still twitch uncontrollably. #NunbergFacts

— MC 555 nanometer Jesus (@goddamnedfrank) March 5, 2018

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darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 3:54:58pm

He just says this…out loud. Amazeballs.
“They have something on Trump…Trump did something pretty bad…”

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 3:55:36pm

re: #230 darthstar

He just says this…out loud. Amazeballs.
“They have something on Trump…Trump did something pretty bad…”

It’s on the public record. There’s no going back from that. No attorney-client privilege. No right to remain silent. No Fifth Amendment.

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stpaulbear Mar 5, 2018 • 3:55:55pm

re: #226 bill d. (b.d.)

Obama will outlive Trump by 30 years, history should correct this current embarrassment.

Obama and Hillary will be IN JAIL!!

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Jay C Mar 5, 2018 • 3:56:08pm

re: #221 darthstar

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It’s actually from “The Germans” (“Don’t Mention The War!”) episode of Fawlty Towers, but since John Cleese did serve a term as Minister of Silly Walks, he obvious had the moves down pat…..

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KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 3:56:33pm

re: #228 Big Beautiful Door

If we can clone Streisand’s dog, maybe we can clone these Rinos?

Possibly, but the question is whether the cloning process would allow the younger rhinos to carry a pregnancy. Not sure what the condition is. Plus, I’m guessing three progenitors won’t be enough to save the species anyway.

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JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 3:57:03pm

re: #223 ObserverArt

I could introduce you to some former high functioning coke heads who would have verily performed anywhere when snowed up.

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Blind Frog Belly White Mar 5, 2018 • 3:57:25pm

America, 2018. pic.twitter.com/u4CoLoDVES

— Molly Knight (@molly_knight) March 5, 2018

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darthstar Mar 5, 2018 • 3:57:42pm

Ari Melber is good in this context. Then again, he got a law degree from Cornell and spent four years working for a first Amendment lawyer. He knows how to ask a question and follow the answer where it leads.

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Hecuba's daughter Mar 5, 2018 • 3:59:21pm

re: #234 KGxvi

Possibly, but the question is whether the cloning process would allow the younger rhinos to carry a pregnancy. Not sure what the condition is. Plus, I’m guessing three progenitors won’t be enough to save the species anyway.

It would probably have to be a different species of rhino that would carry the clones.

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ObserverArt Mar 5, 2018 • 4:00:34pm

re: #235 JordanRules

I could introduce you to some former high functioning coke heads who would have verily performed anywhere when snowed up.

No sniffing, no paranoia, no restlessness, no edgy pissed-off flares ups, no having to get up and be out of the camera view for a minute.

Not doubting you, but that has not been the case of some I’ve known.

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KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 4:00:57pm

re: #238 Hecuba’s daughter

It would probably have to be a different species of rhino that would carry the clones.

Right, but what I’m saying is if the clones can’t eventually carry pregnancies, then we’re basically just making copies of the last three rhinos over and over again.

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KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 4:02:25pm

re: #240 KGxvi

I mean, if they could do some sort of invitro/surrogate thing, then maybe. But you’re still eventually going to run into a very shallow gene pool issue.

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Blind Frog Belly White Mar 5, 2018 • 4:04:23pm

re: #241 KGxvi

I mean, if they could do some sort of invitro/surrogate thing, then maybe. But you’re still eventually going to run into a very shallow gene pool issue.

And do we know the degree of consanguinity of the 3 remaining?

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Charles Johnson Mar 5, 2018 • 4:04:44pm

Spent a nice afternoon with #Ivanka & #JaredKushner two accomplished young people who only want the best for @realDonaldTrump & the country, but they work in a nest of snitches, vipers & rats AKA the #WestWing. My story exclusively on @seanhannity live at 9pm et pic.twitter.com/n4Hs9fOxnC

— Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) March 5, 2018

Trump friend/Fox reporter (🤔) hangs out with Javanka, then says the W.H. is a “nest of snitches, vipers and rats” https://t.co/zmuU9Ozmka

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) March 5, 2018

Only a nest of snitches, vipers and rats can MAGAAA! https://t.co/P0QpTofxcl

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) March 6, 2018

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ipsos Mar 5, 2018 • 4:05:47pm

re: #243 Charles Johnson

When was Geraldo radicalized, and by whom?

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KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 4:05:55pm

re: #243 Charles Johnson

Don’t look now, Geraldo, but two of those vipers are standing next to you in that picture.

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petesh Mar 5, 2018 • 4:06:18pm

re: #241 KGxvi

I mean, if they could do some sort of invitro/surrogate thing, then maybe. But you’re still eventually going to run into a very shallow gene pool issue.

Ah, yes

Austin Lounge Lizards - The Shallow End of the Gene Pool

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KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 4:06:24pm

re: #244 ipsos

When was Geraldo radicalized, and by whom?

1986, Al Capone’s vault

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ObserverArt Mar 5, 2018 • 4:06:37pm

Geraldo. Journalist.

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Big Beautiful Door Mar 5, 2018 • 4:07:53pm

re: #243 Charles Johnson

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That’s interesting. Is Hannity turning on General Kelly, a hardline white nationalist?

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Hecuba's daughter Mar 5, 2018 • 4:08:04pm

re: #240 KGxvi

Right, but what I’m saying is if the clones can’t eventually carry pregnancies, then we’re basically just making copies of the last three rhinos over and over again.

Ahh — misunderstood you. We might not know that until there are clones. Dolly had offspring. So if these can survive, they may very well be able to breed. Of course the gene pool is too small for the long term.

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Ace-o-aces Mar 5, 2018 • 4:10:15pm

Hot Take!

Really Mike? You think this is going well for your side?

— aceoaces (@aceoaces) March 6, 2018

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JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 4:10:54pm

Mueller is being thorough in subpoenaing communications. He likely has much of this already & anyone who’s had incriminating contacts now faces a conundrum - withhold them in hopes they won’t come to light, but run the risk of obstruction charges. https://t.co/vUtTpC94Q2

— Joyce Alene (@JoyceWhiteVance) March 5, 2018

Even if you have someone’s emails from other parties to them or from the service provider, you ask for them anyway. Among other things you learn a lot when people selectively disclose.

— Preet Bharara (@PreetBharara) March 5, 2018

Do proceed Sam!

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bill d. (b.d.) Mar 5, 2018 • 4:11:58pm

It’s going to be a long week, isn’t it?

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I Would Prefer Not To Mar 5, 2018 • 4:12:06pm

I don’t think he gets it.

It’s like that scene in Gladiator, “Are you not entertained?!”

Sam Nunberg is making the audience admit it only cares about spectacle, and it’s making everyone sick to their stomachs.

He shined a mirror on us all, and we hate him for that.

— Mike Cernovich 🇺🇸 (@Cernovich) March 5, 2018

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JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 4:12:36pm

What’s up with Dick’s suit tho?

Sad man in a suit speaking to a teeny tiny audience in the Livestock Pavilion. pic.twitter.com/hSOHW3Hz9s

— David Harns (@DavidHarns) March 5, 2018

I’m sure they spent tens of thousands on security so these six racist dufuses could listen to Spencer blather on about how great white people are. https://t.co/EupAQQ1CyN

— Joshua Holland (@JoshuaHol) March 6, 2018

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Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 4:12:45pm

re: #243 Charles Johnson

And another roll the beachball really slowly “interview” by Fox.

Must miss tv, like always.

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KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 4:13:18pm

re: #256 Skip Intro

And another roll the beachball really slowly “interview” by Fox.

Must miss tv, like always.

The only Geraldo interveiw worth watching:

Famous Geraldo Skinhead Brawl

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MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 4:14:12pm

re: #255 JordanRules

What’s up with Dick’s suit tho?

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Really. He looks pregnant.

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bill d. (b.d.) Mar 5, 2018 • 4:14:52pm

re: #254 I Would Prefer Not To

I don’t think he gets it.

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Genius!

Yep, all Trump has to do to make Mueller go away is golf in a thong!

That the dems would mention it is proof that all they care about is theatrics!!

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Barefoot Grin Mar 5, 2018 • 4:15:01pm

It’s just another manic Monday, wish it was Sunday….

The Bangles - Manic Monday

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Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 4:15:16pm

re: #257 KGxvi

The only Geraldo interveiw worth watching:

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Video

Whorendo insulting his future audience.

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KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 4:15:18pm

re: #255 JordanRules

What’s up with Dick’s suit tho?

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It’s hard to find a good, non-ethnic tailor

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I Would Prefer Not To Mar 5, 2018 • 4:15:22pm

Question. How does Nunnberg know what Mueller wants to ask him? He says it’s about stone, but from I understand they don’t have to tell you the questions in advance, so it seems like he is projecting what he fears the most.

I really want to play poker with these people. They might as well play with their cards face up.

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Big Beautiful Door Mar 5, 2018 • 4:15:56pm

re: #255 JordanRules

What’s up with Dick’s suit tho?

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Comparing this sack of shit to the gorgeous examples of humanity in Black Panther makes the notion that he is genetically superior to them a sick joke.

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Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 4:16:04pm

re: #263 I Would Prefer Not To

“Is this a good hand?”

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goddamnedfrank Mar 5, 2018 • 4:16:40pm

Sam Nunberg is one of Roger Stone’s horcruxes. #NunbergFacts

— MC 555 nanometer Jesus (@goddamnedfrank) March 6, 2018

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Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 4:16:57pm

re: #244 ipsos

When was Geraldo radicalized, and by whom?

Himself. The nude selfie.

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JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 4:17:03pm

honestly, jail might be the best place for sam nunberg.

this motherfucker is too dumb to be outside.

— fooler initiative (@metroadlib) March 6, 2018

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Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 4:17:20pm

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makeitstop Mar 5, 2018 • 4:17:25pm

re: #258 MsJ

Really. He looks pregnant.

How can a man look at himself wearing that suit and think ‘nailed it?’

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KGxvi Mar 5, 2018 • 4:17:46pm

re: #263 I Would Prefer Not To

Question. How does Nunnberg know what Mueller wants to ask him? He says it’s about stone, but from I understand they don’t have to tell you the questions in advance, so it seems like he is projecting what he fears the most.

I really want to play poker with these people. They might as well play with their cards face up.

The late Eskimo Clark was know to play high limit hold em at the Belliago with his hole cards face up. He said he could learn more about your hand based on your reaction to his cards than you could learn from seeing his cards.

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goddamnedfrank Mar 5, 2018 • 4:19:06pm

Sam Nunberg lives on a diet of dried pineal gland and vaping fluid. #NunbergFacts

— MC 555 nanometer Jesus (@goddamnedfrank) March 6, 2018

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JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 4:19:11pm

re: #270 makeitstop

Right! While standing certain in your superiority. LOL

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 4:20:18pm

re: #265 Skip Intro

“Is this a good hand?”

No, you don’t want four cards, you want to fold.

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bill d. (b.d.) Mar 5, 2018 • 4:21:31pm

Sam Nunberg just fucked Donald Trump so badly, that Michael Cohen just wrote him a check for $130,000.

— YS (@NYinLA2121) March 5, 2018

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Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 4:22:05pm

Passengers onboard United Express Flight 5449 restrained a Boise, Idaho, woman who was ranting about being God and tried to open the aircraft cabin door while the plane was in flight. https://t.co/LJXflL046O pic.twitter.com/7Z8if49IUu

— CBS News (@CBSNews) March 6, 2018

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makeitstop Mar 5, 2018 • 4:22:44pm

re: #273 JordanRules

Right! While standing certain in your superiority. LOL

The big hype on Spencer for a while was how stylishly he dressed. I never got it.

He must really think he can fit into a smaller size than he actually should be wearing. :)

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goddamnedfrank Mar 5, 2018 • 4:23:15pm

Sam Nunberg is immune to frost magic and embarrassment. #NunbergFacts

— MC 555 nanometer Jesus (@goddamnedfrank) March 6, 2018

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Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 4:23:18pm

re: #277 makeitstop

His girdle broke. What are you going to do?

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JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 4:24:05pm

ROFL

sam nunberg has said that ROGER STONE is like a father to him….
and that DONALD TRUMP was like a father to him…

here’s MY question—

WHERE the FUCK is his *REAL* DADDY?
b/c THAT’S what he needs….
a fucking FATHER.

— fooler initiative (@metroadlib) March 6, 2018

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Belafon Mar 5, 2018 • 4:24:34pm

I think it’s good we’re laughing at Sam. Otherwise we might take him seriously. that’s Mueller’s job. Mueller can do the investigation. We don’t want to get into “What about this thing Numberg said?”

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makeitstop Mar 5, 2018 • 4:24:44pm

re: #279 Skip Intro

His girdle broke. What are you going to do?

Maybe he’s wearing a bullet proof vest.

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JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 4:25:23pm

re: #280 JordanRules

Well that escalated quickly!

Apparently his dad is one of his lawyers, at least that’s what he told Ari Melber.

— Nicole (@seapara29) March 6, 2018

2018 needs a rewrite!

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scottslemmons Mar 5, 2018 • 4:26:18pm

re: #282 makeitstop

Maybe he’s wearing a bullet proof vest.

Probably emulating his God-Emperor and eating nothing but crappy fast food.

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JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 4:27:00pm

I am worried for Sam Nunberg‘s well-being but if he ignores a federal subpoena, he should be sent to jail until Hell freezes over.

— Joe Scarborough (@JoeNBC) March 6, 2018

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Barefoot Grin Mar 5, 2018 • 4:27:49pm

re: #276 Ace Rothstein

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Who hasn’t wanted to do that?

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Decatur Deb Mar 5, 2018 • 4:28:31pm

re: #279 Skip Intro

His girdle broke. What are you going to do?

That look always says “kevlar”.

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Decatur Deb Mar 5, 2018 • 4:29:29pm

re: #282 makeitstop

Maybe he’s wearing a bullet proof vest.

That’s what I get for fumbling with capitalization.

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I Would Prefer Not To Mar 5, 2018 • 4:30:06pm

re: #271 KGxvi

The late Eskimo Clark was know to play high limit hold em at the Belliago with his hole cards face up. He said he could learn more about your hand based on your reaction to his cards than you could learn from seeing his cards.

I played in a tournament at The Bike with Eskimo. Did not know that he passed on to poker heaven.

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BigPapa Mar 5, 2018 • 4:32:17pm

In the made for TV movie of the Trump era they have to get Steve Carell to play Nunberg.

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JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 4:34:09pm

“By the way, Erin, you’re gonna be fine, but people like Sean Hannity, Lou Dobbs, Jeanine Pirro? They’re gonna be very embarrassed when it all comes out.” — Sam Nunberg pic.twitter.com/g2w90tWCPq

— shauna (@goldengateblond) March 6, 2018

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Decatur Deb Mar 5, 2018 • 4:34:43pm

re: #262 KGxvi

It’s hard to find a good, non-ethnic tailor

A few nights ago on the Hitler Channel, they quoted Magda Goebbels on the (belated) enforcement of the racial commerce laws against Jewish cutters: “Elegance has died in Berlin”.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch Mar 5, 2018 • 4:34:57pm

re: #277 makeitstop

The big hype on Spencer for a while was how stylishly he dressed. I never got it.

He must really think he can fit into a smaller size than he actually should be wearing. :)

He finally hit puberty and got his growth spurt. Must not be able to afford a new suit.

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Eventual Carrion Mar 5, 2018 • 4:35:06pm

re: #157 Ace Rothstein

Play the GIF and then pause it with his eyes closed. lol

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 4:35:21pm

So I queued up my raid playlist because the fishspawn are getting on my nerves and I need to tune out for a bit. First song up on shuffle play? “Highway to Hell”. Pretty sure that’s Sam Nunberg’s theme song today.

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Big Beautiful Door Mar 5, 2018 • 4:35:33pm

re: #290 BigPapa

In the made for TV movie of the Trump era they have to get Steve Carell to play Nunberg.

If its a Coen Brothers movie, John Goodman should play Trump.

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Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 4:35:37pm

re: #291 JordanRules

No they won’t. They aren’t capable of that.

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gocart mozart Mar 5, 2018 • 4:36:26pm

You should definately have him on the podcast. Everything Trump knows about the constitution, he learned from Sam Nunberg. (not actually making that up)https://t.co/hPtuA1Gf3d

— Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) March 6, 2018

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Jay C Mar 5, 2018 • 4:37:07pm

re: #291 JordanRules

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“By the way, Erin, you’re gonna be fine, but people like Sean Hannity, Lou Dobbs, Jeanine Pirro? They’re gonna be very embarrassed when it all comes out.” — Sam Nunberg

Must be the drugs talking: can he really believe people like Hannity, Dobbs and Pirro even know what “embarrassment” is…. Fox News regulars????

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Belafon Mar 5, 2018 • 4:37:37pm

Someone needs to explain to the Rust Belt folks that not only will Trump’s tariffs not help them, but more than likely he will pull them after the election.

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Sea Mexican! Mar 5, 2018 • 4:37:46pm

re: #283 JordanRules

Well that escalated quickly!

2018 needs a rewrite!

It needs a full reboot with a new cast.

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Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 4:38:50pm

re: #301 Sea Mexican!

It needs a full reboot with a new cast.

This is like the craziest season of Veep ever.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 4:38:59pm

re: #300 Belafon

Someone needs to explain to the Rust Belt folks that not only will Trump’s tariffs not help them, but more than likely he will pull them after the election.

Burns Harbor is not going to magically reopen because of steel tariffs. It didn’t work in the early 2000’s, it won’t work now.

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bill d. (b.d.) Mar 5, 2018 • 4:40:53pm

re: #291 JordanRules

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Dobbs, Hannity, et al are not capable of getting embarrassed.

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makeitstop Mar 5, 2018 • 4:41:55pm

re: #304 bill d. (b.d.)

Dobbs, Hannity, et al are not capable of getting embarrassed.

I’ll settle for them being 100% wrong on everything.

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Barefoot Grin Mar 5, 2018 • 4:42:06pm

re: #304 bill d. (b.d.)

Dobbs, Hannity, et al are not capable of getting embarrassed.

Naw, they’ll survive for the next dope.

307

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 4:42:37pm

re: #300 Belafon

Someone needs to explain to the Rust Belt folks that not only will Trump’s tariffs not help them, but more than likely he will pull them after the election.

Yep, it’s just a scam as always.

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gocart mozart Mar 5, 2018 • 4:43:15pm

I’ve casted for the movie already. #SamNunberg pic.twitter.com/jJJUzf3HFQ

— laney (@misslaneym) March 6, 2018

309

JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 4:43:55pm

He turned beat red immediately

— Kimberly 🌹 (@smallworld101k) March 6, 2018

310

JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 4:44:48pm

I miss Carter Page’s red bucket hat.

311

Barefoot Grin Mar 5, 2018 • 4:44:56pm

My wife said “I wonder if he’s doing this for free legal advice.”

We need an Amber Alert system to notify society what channel Nunberg is on.

— Philippe Reines (@PhilippeReines) March 5, 2018

Nunberg on MSNBC right now with @AriMelber.

Check your local listing for channel number. https://t.co/xbaaCTFG0r

— Philippe Reines (@PhilippeReines) March 5, 2018

Sam Nunberg done w @AriMelber, he’s on the loose.

If you see him please immediately contact @PhilippeReines; do not attempt to approach Sam. He’s unarmed & harmless to anyone but Roger Stone. But he might be carrying something contagious. https://t.co/NP40z5Wn0V

— Philippe Reines (@PhilippeReines) March 5, 2018

Reports coming in he’s on @CNN with @ErinBurnett at 7pm. https://t.co/9KpF56gW7K

— Philippe Reines (@PhilippeReines) March 5, 2018

.@AriMelber keeping Nunberg on w legal experts was genius. The added guests were fantastic. It was practically an intervention. In every interview he seems genuinely surprised to hear the consequences. I wouldn’t be surprised if by nightfall he reverses himself. Hopefully on TV! https://t.co/UV2XGXv7Nt

— Philippe Reines (@PhilippeReines) March 5, 2018

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HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 4:46:08pm

re: #308 gocart mozart

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Who plays Stone?

313

petesh Mar 5, 2018 • 4:46:56pm

re: #312 HappyWarrior

Who plays Stone?

Anthony Hopkins?

314

Decatur Deb Mar 5, 2018 • 4:46:59pm

re: #309 JordanRules

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I wouldn’t want to go up against Erin Burnett sober.

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Varek Raith Mar 5, 2018 • 4:47:47pm

re: #309 JordanRules

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What seems to be the officer, problem?

316

Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 4:48:28pm

re: #311 Barefoot Grin

Call it a night Sam. You’ve done enough.

There’s not a jury in the country who can say they never heard of you.

317

bill d. (b.d.) Mar 5, 2018 • 4:48:33pm

re: #312 HappyWarrior

Who plays Stone?

318

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 4:48:40pm

re: #315 Varek Raith

What seems to be the officer, problem?

No, I’m not intoxicated, officer. Are you?

319

JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 4:49:00pm

I’ve been doing this for years but I could not write a 4 panel comic as funny as this: pic.twitter.com/p2mdCx7fzV

— Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) March 6, 2018

320

Varek Raith Mar 5, 2018 • 4:49:57pm

Yep, he’s at the ‘fuck it, give me another shot’ stage.

321

Barefoot Grin Mar 5, 2018 • 4:50:24pm

This pic of Roger Stone, Matt Gaetz & Joel Greenberg looks like the last thing you’d see before a roofie kicked in. pic.twitter.com/ypzfz6928W

— shauna (@goldengateblond) February 4, 2018

322

plansbandc Mar 5, 2018 • 4:50:34pm

re: #133 Blind Frog Belly White

There were a couple of excellent record stores on the hill in Boulder. I spent many hours in both.

323

Big Beautiful Door Mar 5, 2018 • 4:50:57pm

re: #313 petesh

Anthony Hopkins?

Bill Murray would be perfect for Bannon; maybe Travolta for Manafort.

324

JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 4:51:47pm

Sam Nunberg was just straight up asked live on TV if he is drunk or on drugs. … His answer included saying he is on anti-depressants, followed by: “well I didn’t steal from the campaign… I didn’t have an illicit affair…”

— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) March 6, 2018

325

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 4:52:04pm

re: #312 HappyWarrior

Who plays Stone?

Trey Gowdy will be out of work soon. Maybe him?

326

Jay C Mar 5, 2018 • 4:52:50pm

re: #300 Belafon

Someone needs to explain to the Rust Belt folks that not only will Trump’s tariffs not help them, but more than likely he will pull them after the election.

Why? You think they’d even listen, still less understand? Trump’s political “genius” - such as it is - was giving people (and not just in the Rust Belt, though it seems to have hit hardest there) a reason to vent their “economic anxieties”* though the politics of resentment, grievance and blame. Of course Trump and the Republicans are likely to screw these voters over and do little/nothing to substantively help them: but then, shifting/avoiding responsibility for their own fuckups is one thing today’s GOP has down to a fine science.

*and not just as a cover/euphemism for “racism/xenophobia/general bigotry”: though that can’t be ignored, either.

327

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 4:53:11pm

re: #323 Big Beautiful Door

Bill Murray would be perfect for Bannon; maybe Travolta for Manafort.

Who plays Mooch?

328

Big Beautiful Door Mar 5, 2018 • 4:53:48pm

re: #327 Ace Rothstein

Who plays Mooch?

Mark Wahlberg?

329

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 4:53:53pm

re: #313 petesh

Anthony Hopkins?

A little too old but I like your thinking.

330

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 4:54:23pm

re: #323 Big Beautiful Door

Bill Murray would be perfect for Bannon; maybe Travolta for Manafort.

Oh man Murray for Bannon is great. Michael Cera for Jared.

331

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 4:54:52pm

re: #328 Big Beautiful Door

Mark Wahlberg?

Nah, Andrew Dice Clay. Wahlberg is too Boston.

332

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 4:54:55pm

This is fantastic for the current topic.
buzzfeed.com

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makeitstop Mar 5, 2018 • 4:55:39pm

re: #327 Ace Rothstein

Who plays Mooch?

They should get that dude who does the Dr. Pepper commercials.

334

JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 4:55:47pm

re: #327 Ace Rothstein

Anthony Marantino

335

Sea Mexican! Mar 5, 2018 • 4:56:34pm

The only way to make sense of Nunberg is if this is a really elaborate plan to hand over all the information he has while proclaiming he didn’t hand Mueller anything.

Also it might cover his a** if the Russians try to retaliate.

I believe that most people could come with better ways to achieve these objectives, tho.

336

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 4:56:47pm

re: #332 Ace Rothstein

This is fantastic for the current topic.
buzzfeed.com

I like their efforts but Bruce Willis as Page? He’s old enough to be Carter’s dad. I know some of this is in jest. I do like hypothetical casting though.

337

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 4:58:48pm

Someone in the comments suggested Martin Freeman as Sessions. You know what, I never thought about that but I like that a lot if he can pull off an Alabama accent and I loved him in Season 1 of Fargo.

338

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 4:59:06pm

re: #335 Sea Mexican!

The only way to make sense of Nunberg is if this is a really elaborate plan to hand over all the information he has while proclaiming he didn’t hand Mueller anything.

Also it might cover his a** if the Russians try to retaliate.

I believe that most people could come with better ways to achieve these objectives, tho.

Better, yes. But not as spectacular.

339

makeitstop Mar 5, 2018 • 4:59:07pm

I don’t get why this guy is so dead set on protecting Roger Stone.

He’s willing to accuse the damn president of ‘something really bad’ in order to cover for Stone. Why?

340

The Major Mar 5, 2018 • 4:59:25pm

re: #223 ObserverArt

If this is any drug, this is pure script clean speed. That is why he can do all these shows and all this yakking. He’s on the low dose so he can go on all day and all night.

Modafinil, perhaps?

341

Jay C Mar 5, 2018 • 4:59:40pm

re: #332 Ace Rothstein

This is fantastic for the current topic.
buzzfeed.com

It really is too bad Henry Gibson is no longer with us: TBH, I always think of AG Jeff Sessions as basically just another Henry Gibson role….

ETA: Happy @ #337 got it, I think: Martin Freeman!!

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bill d. (b.d.) Mar 5, 2018 • 5:00:03pm

re: #312 HappyWarrior

Who plays Stone?

Scott Baio

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HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:00:20pm

re: #341 Jay C

It really is too bad Henry Gibson is no longer with us: TBH, I always think of AG Jeff Sessions as basically just another Henry Gibson role….

Oh yeah, he would have been perfect.

344

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:00:30pm

Hell, they drugged Martha Mitchell.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 5, 2018

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 5:00:36pm

re: #330 HappyWarrior

Oh man Murray for Bannon is great. Michael Cera for Jared.

I was actually thinking earlier that Jared reminds me of Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper on The Big Bang Theory).

346

Sea Mexican! Mar 5, 2018 • 5:00:38pm

re: #338 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Better, yes. But not as spectacular.

Or memorable. Nunberg’s defense will live for the ages.

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makeitstop Mar 5, 2018 • 5:00:49pm

re: #342 bill d. (b.d.)

Scott Baio

Nah. Chachi as Mooch.

348

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:01:40pm

re: #345 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I was actually thinking earlier that Jared reminds me of Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper on The Big Bang Theory).

I can see that too. We’re both on the same page though. We’re both thinking guys who look and sound younger than they are.

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MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 5:01:59pm

re: #312 HappyWarrior

Who plays Stone?

Richard Jenkins.

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HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:02:24pm

re: #349 MsJ

Richard Jenkins.

Oooh I like him. He can play sleaze quite well.

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Dizzy Mar 5, 2018 • 5:02:48pm

re: #345 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I was actually thinking earlier that Jared reminds me of Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper on The Big Bang Theory).

Voiced by Gilbert Gottfried

352

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:03:17pm

I’m glad you all aren’t throwing A list names and considering that there would be a budget. Too often hypothetical castings are just A-listers without consideration that movies have you know budgets.

353

Barefoot Grin Mar 5, 2018 • 5:03:24pm

Campaign caravan stops at roadside McDonald’s in South Carolina. Sam Nunberg, who hired Lewandowski onto the campaign, is despatched to place orders for all.

— David Frum (@davidfrum) December 16, 2017

I think Twitter needs to be reminded of this crucial piece of Nunberg back story https://t.co/umvKtK0uQI

— David Frum (@davidfrum) March 5, 2018

354

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:03:52pm

Most importantly, who plays Trump? And who directs it?

355

Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 5:03:54pm

Lisa Kudrow is Ivanka.

356

MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 5:04:20pm

re: #327 Ace Rothstein

Who plays Mooch?

Ben Affleck?

357

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:04:55pm

re: #354 Ace Rothstein

Most importantly, who plays Trump? And who directs it?

Don’t laugh but Gary Busey with some pounds. Director? Are we wanting a political thriller or a dark comedy?

358

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 5:05:16pm

re: #357 HappyWarrior

Don’t laugh but Gary Busey with some pounds. Director? Are we wanting a political thriller or a dark comedy?

He’s certainly crazy enough to pull it off.

359

BigPapa Mar 5, 2018 • 5:05:18pm

I would actually want to see Charlie Sheen play Fredo.

360

Charles Johnson Mar 5, 2018 • 5:05:27pm

So this Nunberg clown is going to find himself arrested as fuck tomorrow, right? Mueller can’t just let it slide that Nunberg threatened to tear up the subpoena.

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bill d. (b.d.) Mar 5, 2018 • 5:05:28pm

re: #352 HappyWarrior

I’m glad you all aren’t throwing A list names and considering that there would be a budget. Too often hypothetical castings are just A-listers without consideration that movies have you know budgets.

They will play them and Mexico will pay their salaries.

362

Eventual Carrion Mar 5, 2018 • 5:05:56pm

re: #265 Skip Intro

“Is this a good hand?”

Learning to play poker

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HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:06:10pm

re: #358 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

He’s certainly crazy enough to pull it off.

It’d be like that movie that Johnny Fontaine got in the Godfather where he didn’t even have to act.

364

Eclectic Cyborg Mar 5, 2018 • 5:06:26pm

re: #360 Charles Johnson

I sure as hell hope so. It’s past time one of these assholes got made an example of.

365

Decatur Deb Mar 5, 2018 • 5:06:44pm

re: #327 Ace Rothstein

Who plays Mooch?

Quick walk-on, plays himself.

366

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:06:45pm

re: #360 Charles Johnson

He’s supposed to show up on Friday.

367

petesh Mar 5, 2018 • 5:06:51pm

re: #360 Charles Johnson

So this Nunberg clown is going to find himself arrested as fuck tomorrow, right? Mueller can’t just let it slide that Nunberg threatened to tear up the subpoena.

He might wait to see it.

368

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:07:14pm

If it’s a dark comedy, the Coens or McDonagh, the director of the acclaimed Three Billboards outside Ebbling, Missouri. He also directed In Bruges which was one of my favorite comedies of last decade.

369

makeitstop Mar 5, 2018 • 5:07:22pm

re: #354 Ace Rothstein

Most importantly, who plays Trump? And who directs it?

Gary Oldman. Heh.

(I’m thinking more Norman Stansfield than Winston Churchill.)

370

MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 5:07:47pm

re: #342 bill d. (b.d.)

Scott Baio

No. Just… No.

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HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:07:59pm

re: #369 makeitstop

Gary Oldman. Heh.

(I’m thinking more Norman Stansfield than Winston Churchill.)

Or Daniel Day-Lewis in one final epic role if we want this to be serious in tone.

372

ipsos Mar 5, 2018 • 5:08:03pm

Just realized I’m actually old enough to remember when the political mess of the day was golf tee markers with the Presidential Seal on them.

373

Big Beautiful Door Mar 5, 2018 • 5:08:27pm

re: #354 Ace Rothstein

Most importantly, who plays Trump? And who directs it?

John Goodman and the Coen Brothers are my choice.

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Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:08:56pm

re: #371 HappyWarrior

He’s already played one president. Quite well I’d add.

375

The Major Mar 5, 2018 • 5:08:59pm

America’s Best Christian is, as usual, right on the mark:

My favorite thing watching the Sam Nunberg interviews? The panels trying to hide their WTF expressions. pic.twitter.com/fSfeua3MlQ

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) March 6, 2018

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bill d. (b.d.) Mar 5, 2018 • 5:09:00pm

re: #354 Ace Rothstein

Most importantly, who plays Trump? And who directs it?

Gilbert Gottried or Bobcat Goldthwait

377

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:09:12pm

re: #373 Big Beautiful Door

John Goodman and the Coen Brothers are my choice.

Oooh I like that. And we know Goodman works great with the Coens.

378

Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 5:09:26pm

Teller could play Jared since he never talks.

379

makeitstop Mar 5, 2018 • 5:09:33pm

re: #372 ipsos

Just realized I’m actually old enough to remember when the political mess of the day was golf tee markers with the Presidential Seal on them.

Good times, right?

380

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:09:44pm

re: #374 Ace Rothstein

He’s already played one president. Quite well I’d add.

Yes, he did the best portrayal of Lincoln I’ve seen.

381

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:09:53pm

Goodman could play Gorka.

382

petesh Mar 5, 2018 • 5:10:16pm

re: #373 Big Beautiful Door

John Goodman and the Coen Brothers are my choice.

I’d go with that, and I bet Frances McDormand could nail KellyAnne.

383

bill d. (b.d.) Mar 5, 2018 • 5:10:22pm

re: #381 Ace Rothstein

Goodman could play Gorka.

That’s a bingo.

384

Decatur Deb Mar 5, 2018 • 5:10:30pm

Anne Hathaway is a lock for Hope Hicks.

385

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:10:39pm

I wouldn’t wish Kellyanne Conway’s role on ANYONE.

386

DodgerFan1988 Mar 5, 2018 • 5:10:50pm

re: #354 Ace Rothstein

Most importantly, who plays Trump? And who directs it?

James Woods
Directed by Clint Eastwood

387

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 5:11:16pm

re: #385 Ace Rothstein

I wouldn’t wish Kellyanne Conway’s role on ANYONE.

Cameo appearance by Pamela Geller.

388

MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 5:11:26pm

re: #354 Ace Rothstein

Most importantly, who plays Trump? And who directs it?

Baldwin. He’s earned it.

Michael Bay. Fuck it. Make it an action flick. 😂😂

389

Blind Frog Belly White Mar 5, 2018 • 5:11:45pm

re: #367 petesh

He might wait to see it.

Groucho: You guys gotta clear out, before I get arrested.

Chico: Nah, I’d like to stay and see that.

390

JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 5:12:05pm

re: #352 HappyWarrior

This hypothetical movie would get all the hypothetical funding it wanted. Go big!

391

Decatur Deb Mar 5, 2018 • 5:12:30pm

re: #388 MsJ

Baldwin. He’s earned it.

Michael Bay. Fuck it. Make it an action flick. 😂😂

Seen the CGI White House explosions too many times.

392

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:12:48pm

re: #390 JordanRules

This hypothetical movie would get all the hypothetical funding it wanted. Go big!

Yeah but honestly big names aren’t always better. There’s a lot of great character actors out there that fly under the radar.

393

petesh Mar 5, 2018 • 5:13:17pm

re: #387 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Cameo appearance by Pamela Geller.

No. Just no. Because I want to watch this movie.

394

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:13:37pm

I just googled Christopher Steele because I hadn’t seen him before but Michael Sheen.

395

Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 5:13:45pm

re: #387 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Cameo appearance by Pamela Geller.

Geller would be perfect as KellyAnne.

396

bill d. (b.d.) Mar 5, 2018 • 5:13:47pm

Samuel L. Jackson plays Trump.

He has to just to see Trump’s reaction.

397

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:14:08pm

re: #396 bill d. (b.d.)

In that case, let Morgan Freeman play Sessions.

398

Big Beautiful Door Mar 5, 2018 • 5:14:12pm

re: #392 HappyWarrior

Yeah but honestly big names aren’t always better. There’s a lot of great character actors out there that fly under the radar.

John Torturro would have to have a role; I just haven’t figured out who yet.

399

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:14:18pm

re: #396 bill d. (b.d.)

Samuel L. Jackson plays Trump.

He has to just to see Trump’s reaction.

Carson. Grain silos motherfucker!

400

BigPapa Mar 5, 2018 • 5:14:22pm

re: #385 Ace Rothstein

I wouldn’t wish Kellyanne Conway’s role on ANYONE.

Ellen Barkin. She’d have to binge on alchohol and cigs for a few months.

401

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 5:14:45pm

re: #393 petesh

No. Just no. Because I want to watch this movie.

I think that’s my only objection to that casting.

402

MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 5:14:46pm

re: #355 Skip Intro

Lisa Kudrow is Ivanka.

Too old. Rosie Huntington Something or Other I Have No Idea What Her Name Is. She took over for Megan Fox in the transformer franchise.

Maybe Chloe Grace Moretz.

403

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:14:56pm

re: #398 Big Beautiful Door

John Torturro would have to have a role; I just haven’t figured out who yet.

Yeah that’s a tough one. Turturro’s a versatile guy but I don’t know here he’d fit in this.

404

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:15:11pm

Steve Buscemi can play Glenn Thrush.

405

Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 5:16:07pm

Still need Uday and Qusay.

406

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:16:10pm

Okay he hasn’t been a huge player with Trump but Macy for Bolton?

407

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:16:55pm

re: #405 Skip Intro

Beavis and Butthead.

408

Decatur Deb Mar 5, 2018 • 5:17:01pm

re: #396 bill d. (b.d.)

Samuel L. Jackson plays Trump.

He has to just to see Trump’s reaction.

“Too many mutherfuckn’ snakes in this mutherfuckin’ West Wing.”

409

Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 5:17:33pm

There has to be a role for Chuck Woolery.

410

Sea Mexican! Mar 5, 2018 • 5:17:47pm

re: #405 Skip Intro

Still need Uday and Qusay.

Two different extras in every scene. I doubt anyone would notice.

😝

411

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:17:56pm

Salma Hayek for Nikki Haley?

412

Eventual Carrion Mar 5, 2018 • 5:17:56pm

re: #315 Varek Raith

What seems to be the officer, problem?

I’m not as think as you drunk I am

413

dirkdigglerjr Mar 5, 2018 • 5:18:01pm

re: #378 Skip Intro

Except after his shows when he and Penn meet with fans. Nice guy.

414

MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 5:18:42pm

re: #384 Decatur Deb

Anne Hathaway is a lock for Hope Hicks.

Jena Malone. Hathaway is to old.

415

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:18:46pm

Denzel plays Ben Carson.

416

bill d. (b.d.) Mar 5, 2018 • 5:19:01pm

re: #405 Skip Intro

Still need Uday and Qusay.

Matthew McConaughey for Don Jr. and that fish thing from The Shape of Water for Eric

417

Big Beautiful Door Mar 5, 2018 • 5:19:34pm

Catherine Zeta-Jones as Melania?

418

bill d. (b.d.) Mar 5, 2018 • 5:19:38pm

re: #409 Skip Intro

There has to be a role for Chuck Woolery.

Wilbur Ross

419

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:19:52pm

Johnny Depp plays Jared.

420

Jay C Mar 5, 2018 • 5:20:19pm

re: #411 Ace Rothstein

Salma Hayek for Nikki Haley?

Naah, Mindy Kaling.

And who would we get for Melania?
(Natasha Fatale is retired, I think)

421

Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 5:20:22pm

re: #411 Ace Rothstein

Salma Hayek for Nikki Haley?

No, Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

422

Sea Mexican! Mar 5, 2018 • 5:20:42pm

re: #419 Ace Rothstein

Johnny Depp plays Jared.

Could work, but Depp is too old for this role.

423

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:20:46pm

Who plays Diamond and Silk?

424

MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 5:20:48pm

re: #391 Decatur Deb

Seen the CGI White House explosions too many times.

Sure. But have you ever seen a giant trump head, a la Inglorious Basterds, flying out of that explosion? Have ya? Huh? Huh?

425

dirkdigglerjr Mar 5, 2018 • 5:21:03pm

re: #354 Ace Rothstein

David Lynch - only the Wizard of Odd could direct a movie about a world this bizarre.

426

Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 5:21:27pm

re: #419 Ace Rothstein

Johnny Depp plays Jared.

Why spend the money on a character who never talks? Jared could be replaced by nothing and most people would never notice.

427

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:21:32pm

re: #423 Ace Rothstein

Who plays Diamond and Silk?

Leslie Jones gets one of them.

428

I Would Prefer Not To Mar 5, 2018 • 5:21:50pm

Can Stormy Daniels play herself?

429

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:21:56pm

Michael Mann directed one of the best crime movies of all time in “Heat.” He’s perfect for this mess.

430

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:22:20pm

Rudy? Who plays Rudy?

431

Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 5:22:21pm

re: #428 I Would Prefer Not To

Can Stormy Daniels play herself?

She should play Melon.

432

Big Beautiful Door Mar 5, 2018 • 5:22:46pm

re: #430 HappyWarrior

Rudy? Who plays Rudy?

Nosferatu

433

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:22:52pm

Ooooooh, who plays the gang from Fox News?

434

bratwurst Mar 5, 2018 • 5:23:07pm

Meanwhile, Fox News is kicking off its prime time coverage with…..Oscar ratings pic.twitter.com/2RtN4gVt1s

— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) March 6, 2018

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435

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:23:14pm

re: #432 Big Beautiful Door

Nosferatu

Rip Max Shreck.

436

Decatur Deb Mar 5, 2018 • 5:23:32pm

re: #423 Ace Rothstein

Who plays Diamond and Silk?

Aretha Franklin and Whoopi.

437

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:23:49pm

re: #434 bratwurst

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438

bill d. (b.d.) Mar 5, 2018 • 5:25:24pm

re: #419 Ace Rothstein

Johnny Depp plays Jared.

Too old, Zac Efron

439

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:25:54pm

Corey?

440

Varek Raith Mar 5, 2018 • 5:26:04pm

Forget live action.
Make it cheap cgi and claymation.

441

Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 5:26:14pm

re: #438 bill d. (b.d.)

No it has to be someone with no personality whatever.

442

BeachDem Mar 5, 2018 • 5:26:30pm

re: #395 Skip Intro

Geller would be perfect as KellyAnne.

Anne Heche could play dual roles—Ivanka and Kellyanne (‘cause Heche can bring the crazy.)

443

MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 5:26:34pm

re: #438 bill d. (b.d.)

Too old, Zac Efron

He is too buff. You need a skinny, weasel looking guy.

444

Decatur Deb Mar 5, 2018 • 5:26:35pm

There has to be a taste in here for Christopher Walken.

445

William Lewis Mar 5, 2018 • 5:26:59pm

re: #126 KGxvi

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Boy that got me down the rabbit hole… Such a great movie. I know what I’m going to rewatch tonight.

Almost Famous - Tiny Dancer

446

Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 5:27:02pm

re: #440 Varek Raith

Puppets would be good, since that’s all the Trump administration is.

447

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:27:12pm

re: #444 Decatur Deb

There has to be a taste in here for Christopher Walken.

Maybe Trump himself.

448

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:27:21pm

re: #444 Decatur Deb

Walken plays Flynn.

449

Swampwitch Mar 5, 2018 • 5:28:00pm

Brent Spiner for Roger Stone. Which got me thinking…Shatner for Trump.

450

Decatur Deb Mar 5, 2018 • 5:28:02pm

re: #448 Ace Rothstein

Walken plays Flynn.

Then Woody Harrelson for Mueller.

451

JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 5:28:57pm

Alan Alda for Mueller

452

BigPapa Mar 5, 2018 • 5:28:57pm

re: #439 HappyWarrior

Corey?

Neil Patrick Harris

453

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:28:58pm

Who plays Mnuchin?

454

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:28:59pm

re: #450 Decatur Deb

Then Woody Harrelson for Mueller.

Nah the James Cromwell on Buzzfeed was perfect.

455

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:29:10pm

re: #453 Ace Rothstein

Who plays Mnuchin?

Gilbert.

456

Big Beautiful Door Mar 5, 2018 • 5:29:22pm

re: #444 Decatur Deb

There has to be a taste in here for Christopher Walken.

I think he would be a good choice for Roger Stone.

457

Skip Intro Mar 5, 2018 • 5:29:53pm

I think it’s time for a new thread.

458

Decatur Deb Mar 5, 2018 • 5:30:09pm

re: #454 HappyWarrior

Nah the James Cromwell on Buzzfeed was perfect.

The Bad President from Clear and Present Danger? Yeah.

459

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:31:12pm

re: #458 Decatur Deb

The Bad President from Clear and Present Danger? Yeah.

Was he in that? He has that tall patrician but dignified look that would work for Mueller.

460

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:31:46pm

Robert Duvall gets Rex.

461

goddamnedfrank Mar 5, 2018 • 5:32:30pm

A Nunberg-Scaramucci is the unit of astronomical distance equivalent to how far fuckery travels in vacuum in nine and a half days. #NunbergFacts

— MC 555 nanometer Jesus (@goddamnedfrank) March 6, 2018

462

Decatur Deb Mar 5, 2018 • 5:33:30pm

Until this silly exercise I couldn’t visualize what a pack of archetypal assholes we are dealing with.

463

BeachDem Mar 5, 2018 • 5:33:47pm

re: #460 Ace Rothstein

Robert Duvall gets Rex.

I say Tommy Lee Jones for Rex.

464

Varek Raith Mar 5, 2018 • 5:34:10pm

re: #462 Decatur Deb

Until this silly exercise I couldn’t visualize what a pack of archetypal assholes we are dealing with.

Some of them cartoonishly so.

465

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:34:12pm

re: #463 BeachDem

Yeah, he has the drawl.

466

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:34:27pm

re: #462 Decatur Deb

Thanks, Jill Stein voters.

467

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:34:57pm

re: #463 BeachDem

I say Tommy Lee Jones for Rex.

Even better and from the same area too.

468

MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 5:35:24pm

You know, is kinda love the schadenfreude of having James Woods play someone. Stone, maybe. It would be hysterical.

469

JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 5:35:34pm

re: #462 Decatur Deb

Ha. It’s all in there, isn’t it. Every type of depravity and asshole is represented.

470

Swampwitch Mar 5, 2018 • 5:35:50pm

Paris Hilton for Ivanka…both have the vapid thing down to a science. Maybe a Chuckie doll for Barron ‘cause you know he’s probably as awful as the rest of ‘em, sad to say.

471

bill d. (b.d.) Mar 5, 2018 • 5:36:59pm

Leslie Jones for Omarosa

472

Decatur Deb Mar 5, 2018 • 5:37:10pm

re: #469 JordanRules

Ha. It’s all in there, isn’t it. Every type of depravity and asshole is represented.

“(They) exhibited every vice except those which require courage.”
—some British parliamentarian

473

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:37:30pm

re: #470 Swampwitch

I’m holding out hope for Barron.

474

bill d. (b.d.) Mar 5, 2018 • 5:37:32pm

Jude Law for Mike Pence.

475

MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 5:37:43pm

re: #473 Ace Rothstein

I’m holding out hope for Barron.

I’m not.

476

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:38:02pm

re: #474 bill d. (b.d.)

Jude Law for Mike Pence.

Similar eyes.

477

Decatur Deb Mar 5, 2018 • 5:38:28pm

re: #474 bill d. (b.d.)

Jude Law for Mike Pence.

The Young Poop.

478

Big Beautiful Door Mar 5, 2018 • 5:38:41pm

Imelda Staunton (Dolores Umbridge) as Betsy DeVos.

479

Swampwitch Mar 5, 2018 • 5:39:24pm

re: #473 Ace Rothstein

His mother is as bad as Trump but with way less power. There’s very little chance that kid won’t be the next Don Jr. But yeah, there’s always hope.

480

Decatur Deb Mar 5, 2018 • 5:40:08pm

re: #471 bill d. (b.d.)

Leslie Jones for Omarosa

Nope. RuPaul.

481

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:40:47pm

I love this place.

482

BigPapa Mar 5, 2018 • 5:40:58pm

Eric Roberts for Eric Prince

483

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 5:41:32pm

re: #481 Ace Rothstein

I love this place.

The Lizardim are awesome.

484

Swampwitch Mar 5, 2018 • 5:41:59pm

re: #482 BigPapa

And Julia Roberts for Betsy.

485

bill d. (b.d.) Mar 5, 2018 • 5:42:46pm

Patrick Stewart as General Kelly

486

Big Beautiful Door Mar 5, 2018 • 5:43:05pm

re: #480 Decatur Deb

Nope. RuPaul.

Perfect. Or Laverne Cox.

487

Swampwitch Mar 5, 2018 • 5:43:38pm

Melissa McCarthy could do Spicer AND Huckabooboo. Range!

488

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 5:43:54pm

re: #487 Swampwitch

Melissa McCarthy could do Spicer AND Huckabooboo. Range!

Oh my God, that’s perfect.

489

Barefoot Grin Mar 5, 2018 • 5:44:10pm

Just cruised through Fox on my way through channels. Now Prager on Tucker complaining about Google. Heh.

490

MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 5:44:18pm

John Barrowman would make a good Mooch.

491

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 5:44:38pm

Benedict Cumberbatch could reprise his role as Julian Assange.

492

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:44:38pm

re: #489 Barefoot Grin

Just cruised through Fox on my way through channels. Now Prager on Tucker complaining about Google. Heh.

Lol.

493

BigPapa Mar 5, 2018 • 5:44:40pm

I thought Helen Mirren for Betsy.

Melania? Robin Wright with some dark brown hair.

494

MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 5:46:18pm

re: #493 BigPapa

I thought Helen Mirren for Betsy.

Melania? Robin Wright with some dark brown hair.

Jennifer Aniston with dark hair.

495

BigPapa Mar 5, 2018 • 5:47:07pm

Famke Jansen already has the dark hair.

496

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 5:47:11pm

re: #493 BigPapa

I thought Helen Mirren for Betsy.

Melania? Robin Wright with some dark brown hair.

Helen Mirren has more of the look, but when it comes to character portrayal, nobody hits that “evil professor lady who hates kids” stride like Dolores Umbridge.

497

Big Beautiful Door Mar 5, 2018 • 5:47:32pm

Mads Mikkelsen for Seb Gorka. Who better than Hannibal?

498

BeachDem Mar 5, 2018 • 5:47:41pm

re: #465 Ace Rothstein

Yeah, he has the drawl.

And the facial expressions

499

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 5:47:41pm

And there’s another one: Rosie O’Donnell for Huckabooboo.

500

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:48:10pm

LOL Who plays Hannity?

501

Big Beautiful Door Mar 5, 2018 • 5:48:18pm

re: #498 BeachDem

And the facial expressions

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Josh Brolin would be good as well.

502

bill d. (b.d.) Mar 5, 2018 • 5:48:41pm

re: #500 Ace Rothstein

LOL Who plays Hannity?

Stanley Tucci

503

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:49:01pm

re: #501 Big Beautiful Door

Josh Brolin would be good as well.

Yeah I’d give it to TLJ tho given age.

504

Big Beautiful Door Mar 5, 2018 • 5:49:21pm

re: #500 Ace Rothstein

LOL Who plays Hannity?

Michael Shannon (The Shape of Water).

505

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:49:25pm

Alex Jones?

506

Swampwitch Mar 5, 2018 • 5:49:50pm

Phillip Seymour Hoffman would have been the perfect Bannon. And since Trump has already voiced his, ahem, admiration for her…Lindsay Lohan for Melania.

507

BigPapa Mar 5, 2018 • 5:49:59pm

Paul Giamatti could probably nail Reince Priebus

508

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:50:07pm

re: #504 Big Beautiful Door

Michael Shannon (The Shape of Water).

I like him but he’s too tall and lanky and intimidating to play a bootlicker. You know, he could do Flynn.

509

bill d. (b.d.) Mar 5, 2018 • 5:50:34pm

re: #505 HappyWarrior

Alex Jones?

Jack Black

510

MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 5:50:37pm

re: #504 Big Beautiful Door

Michael Shannon (The Shape of Water).

re: #505 HappyWarrior

Alex Jones?

So many ugly, fat, white guys. So few ugly, fat, white actors.

511

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 5:50:38pm

re: #506 Swampwitch

Phillip Seymour Hoffman would have been the perfect Bannon. And since Trump has already voiced his, ahem, admiration for her…Lindsay Lohan for Melania.

Melania or Ivanka?///

512

BigPapa Mar 5, 2018 • 5:50:51pm

re: #506 Swampwitch

Phillip Seymour Hoffman would have been the perfect Bannon. And since Trump has already voiced his, ahem, admiration for her…Lindsay Lohan for Melania.

I was just thinking PSH…

513

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 5, 2018 • 5:50:56pm

re: #509 bill d. (b.d.)

Jack Black

Right size, right level of crazy.

514

JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 5:50:56pm

Gabrielle Union, Viola Davis, Angela Bassett (she doesn’t age), Taraji P. Henson or Kerry Washington for Omarosa

515

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:51:31pm

re: #509 bill d. (b.d.)

Jack Black

Yes!

516

BeachDem Mar 5, 2018 • 5:51:51pm

Or Tracey Ullman can just play every character.

517

MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 5:51:58pm

re: #514 JordanRules

Gabrielle Union, Viola Davis, Angela Bassett (she doesn’t age), Taraji P. Henson or Kerry Washington for Omarosa

Viola! Yes!

518

Swampwitch Mar 5, 2018 • 5:52:23pm

re: #511 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Melania or Ivanka?///

She could play both. With different wigs. Vapid squared.

519

Big Beautiful Door Mar 5, 2018 • 5:53:12pm

Has anyone bought the movie rights to Fire and Fury yet? I want to watch this movie tomorrow!

520

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:53:14pm

Jack Nicholson for Mattis?

521

A dark and stormy covfefe Mar 5, 2018 • 5:53:29pm

As it’s Sam Nunberg Day on Twitter…

Remember when he was 5-years old, met Donald for the first time, appeared at WWF Wrestlemania, and did the Bushwhacker moves on camera?

Nope?

Here you go… pic.twitter.com/QII773SOOK

— Old Rant Dump (@TrumpinTheShark) March 6, 2018

522

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:54:01pm

re: #519 Big Beautiful Door

Has anyone bought the movie rights to Fire and Fury yet? I want to watch this movie tomorrow!

Think there will be a miniseries.

523

MsJ Mar 5, 2018 • 5:54:10pm

re: #519 Big Beautiful Door

Has anyone bought the movie rights to Fire and Fury yet? I want to watch this movie tomorrow!

I think I saw a TV show was optioned a already.

524

Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch Mar 5, 2018 • 5:54:32pm

re: #409 Skip Intro

There has to be a role for Chuck Woolery.

Mitt Romney

525

JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 5:54:52pm

A Florida middle school teacher secretly ran a white supremacist podcast. In a statement through her attorney, she claimed her comments were “political satire and exaggeration” and that the persona was a “hobby.” https://t.co/2uQVCf29yt

— CNN (@CNN) March 6, 2018

Uh huh… ok then… https://t.co/mbz76oCpk4

— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) March 6, 2018

526

bill d. (b.d.) Mar 5, 2018 • 5:56:03pm

re: #525 JordanRules

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I’m not a racist, I just play one on teh internets………said all of them

527

Ace Rothstein Mar 5, 2018 • 5:56:03pm

You know Rachel is gonna BE LIT TONIGHT.

528

Amory Blaine Mar 5, 2018 • 5:56:34pm

J-Law as Ivanka

529

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 5:56:49pm

re: #525 JordanRules

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My genealogy research is a hobby. Some people play an instrument for a hobby. I’ve never met someone who “pretends” to be a white supremaccist as a hobby.

530

Decatur Deb Mar 5, 2018 • 5:58:23pm

re: #522 HappyWarrior

Think there will be a miniseries.

If we’re lucky. Otherwise, shadow puppets on a cave wall.

531

I Would Prefer Not To Mar 5, 2018 • 5:59:37pm

I think Stephen Miller should be played by an African American just to fuck with them.

532

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 6:00:38pm

re: #531 I Would Prefer Not To

I think Stephen Miller should be played by an African American just to fuck with them.

An African immigrant.

533

Belafon Mar 5, 2018 • 6:00:52pm

Take a look at the guy who plays Arthur in the Tick, Griffin Newman. He does the voice of Jared in the Our Cartoon President.

534

JordanRules Mar 5, 2018 • 6:01:28pm

I don’t like that he won’t debate her.

If @CathyMyersWI and @IronStache can get arrested together standing up for the Dreamers and #CleanDreamAct, they can damned sure debate the issues of our time together - as proud progressive Democrats opposing Ryan and Trump. C’mon Stache - do what’s right for #WI02! pic.twitter.com/m0MG26R7y1

— Tom Watson (@tomwatson) March 6, 2018

535

Amory Blaine Mar 5, 2018 • 6:01:29pm

Dead Goebbels could play Miller

536

HappyWarrior Mar 5, 2018 • 6:02:12pm

re: #534 JordanRules

I don’t like that he won’t debate her.

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I don’t either. I like him but he should debate her.

537

Amory Blaine Mar 5, 2018 • 6:03:36pm

Ha I forgot Pauly Shore did Miller

Stephen Miller Talks Statue of Liberty Facts (with Pauly Shore)

538

Cheechako Mar 5, 2018 • 6:11:46pm

Hmmm…everyone must be watching Rachel.

539

Big Beautiful Door Mar 5, 2018 • 6:13:25pm

re: #535 Amory Blaine

Dead Goebbels could play Miller

Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy).

540

scottslemmons Mar 5, 2018 • 6:15:49pm

re: #504 Big Beautiful Door

Michael Shannon (The Shape of Water).

Speaking of which, there’s got to be a role here for Doug Jones. It’d be interesting if he could play a character even more horrifying than the Pale Man.

541

Jay C Mar 5, 2018 • 6:19:12pm

re: #535 Amory Blaine

Dead Goebbels could play Miller

And vice-versa!

re: #540 scottslemmons

Speaking of which, there’s got to be a role here for Doug Jones. It’d be interesting if he could play a character even more horrifying than the Pale Man.

More horrifying than members of the Trump Administration? THAT”S an acting job…..

542

LastYearsMan Mar 5, 2018 • 6:22:18pm

re: #388 MsJ

Baldwin. He’s earned it.

Michael Bay. Fuck it. Make it an action flick. 😂😂

Call it “Pain and Gain 2”.

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