The Bob Cesca Show: From Our Nation's Capital

The Bob Cesca Show: From Our Nation’s Capital

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

From Our Nation’s Capital: NSFW; Buzz Burbank from Buzz Burbank News and Comment is here; Bob’s move to Washington, DC; Everything that happened last week; Sam Nunberg’s meltdown; Nunberg vs Trump; Nunberg vs Huckabee Sanders; Roger Stone’s dirt; The Kremlin vetoed Mitt Romney; State Dept hasn’t spent any money on thwarting Russia; Belorussian escort linked to Oleg Deripaska has proof of Trump Russia collusion; Mike Flynn to sell his house; and much more.

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Targetpractice Mar 6, 2018 • 4:03:10pm

I swear, it feels like we’ve reached the Gish Gallop stage of the Trump presidency, where the shitstorm of news updates has made it impossible to keep things straight from day to day. Things that would have killed a presidency even a decade ago now are practically soundbites on the nightly news.

ozharas Mar 6, 2018 • 4:06:09pm

Breaking news: Adviser to Emirates With Ties to Trump Aides Is Cooperating With Special Counsel https://t.co/xr8QRjKtDu

— Adam Goldman (@adamgoldmanNYT) March 6, 2018

Ace Rothstein Mar 6, 2018 • 4:09:18pm

re: #1 Targetpractice

He basically said that Kirsten Gillibrand blew him for campaign donations, and no one gave a shit. Trump is a deranged animal that destroys everything in his path.

freetoken Mar 6, 2018 • 4:12:30pm

re: #2 ozharas

It’s trendy the past couple of years for people to talk about the “dark web”, but there has been a hidden structural boil in international world for many years, and that is commercial banking.

That is, the movement of trillions of dollars around banking and investment structures, across countries, often through countries with little incentive to provide transparency to what is really going on.

Tax havens and hideouts for criminals exist, and who knows how many American politicians have been influenced by the flow of money via off-shore assets.

goddamnedfrank Mar 6, 2018 • 4:14:17pm

So sick of his shit.

As per usual @HardballChris interrupting women and not listening to them like a dick. Congratulations to @SRuhle for not having it and correcting his ignorant ass on the air.

— MC 555 nanometer Jesus (@goddamnedfrank) March 7, 2018

bratwurst Mar 6, 2018 • 4:19:34pm

Sorry if this is old news that has already been covered here for 24 hours, just catching up to this story.

Not like a banana republic at all…

A high-ranking US military official “cautioned” the Baltimore @Ravens against signing Colin @Kaepernick7 in 2017. #IntelGroup https://t.co/NmT58asWMk

— Blocked by AIPAC (@Delo_Taylor) March 6, 2018

dirkdigglerjr Mar 6, 2018 • 4:19:52pm

Dow futures down 400 on news of Cohn’s resignation

The Ghost of a Flea Mar 6, 2018 • 4:19:53pm

re: #4 freetoken

Obermayer & Obermaier, “The Panama Papers.”

It’s not an exaggeration to say that people die so that rich people can stash their money overseas, because the dictators and the mobs use the same havens and laundering processes. Everyone’s mingling their cash with blood money.

Ace Rothstein Mar 6, 2018 • 4:20:41pm

re: #7 dirkdigglerjr

Dow futures down 400 on news of Cohn’s resignation

And the coming tariffs.

goddamnedfrank Mar 6, 2018 • 4:21:25pm

“There is no Chaos, only great Energy” pic.twitter.com/gwaeUNsA4C

— MC 555 nanometer Jesus (@goddamnedfrank) March 7, 2018

wrenchwench Mar 6, 2018 • 4:22:43pm

BREAKING NEWS: @realDonaldTrump has ordered @WhiteHouse West Wing entrance be converted into a revolving door to accommodate the unprecedented turnover rate among his staff, adding; “I figured I might as well start my infrastructure program right here.” #VoteBlue 🌊🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/HizGFfAUpo

— Chet Powell (@ChetPowell) March 6, 2018

Barefoot Grin Mar 6, 2018 • 4:23:17pm

re: #5 goddamnedfrank

So sick of his shit.

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Saw that. She rocks.

Ace Rothstein Mar 6, 2018 • 4:23:21pm

Much of what I predicted in December for 2018 is coming true.

JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 4:24:08pm

Can I have Omarosas job?

It would be pointless but I really want to sage the White house check on Jeff Sessions to makes sure he’s alright and then rescue the MLK head statue from being trapped in there.

Lol I would text Mueller all day too

— Sharika Soal 🇺🇸 (@LadyThriller69) March 6, 2018

gocart mozart Mar 6, 2018 • 4:25:11pm

I have been posting Norma Desmond from Sunset Blvd quotes in response to Trump’s tweet

Lowest rated Oscars in HISTORY. Problem is, we don’t have Stars anymore - except your President (just kidding, of course)!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 6, 2018

They took the idols and smashed them, the Fairbankses, the Gilberts, the Valentinos! And who’ve we got now? Some nobodies! https://t.co/4LFmA6IbJF

— Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) March 6, 2018

Lowest rated Oscars in HISTORY. Problem is, we don’t have Stars anymore - except your President (just kidding, of course)!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 6, 2018

Those idiot producers. Those imbeciles. Haven’t they got any eyes? Have they forgotten what a star looks like? I’ll show them! I’ll be up there again, so help me! https://t.co/4LFmA6IbJF

— Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) March 6, 2018

Lowest rated Oscars in HISTORY. Problem is, we don’t have Stars anymore - except your President (just kidding, of course)!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 6, 2018

There once was a time in this business when I had the eyes of the whole world! But that wasn’t good enough for them, oh no! They had to have the ears of the whole world too. So they opened their big mouths and out came talk. Talk! TALK! https://t.co/4LFmA6IbJF

— Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) March 6, 2018

Youtube Video

Barefoot Grin Mar 6, 2018 • 4:26:09pm

Gary Cohn Resigns In Protest Of Trump’s Bigoted Comments Towards Aluminum https://t.co/cm2smdHb0B pic.twitter.com/JoHjOCo1X2

— The Onion (@TheOnion) March 6, 2018

dirkdigglerjr Mar 6, 2018 • 4:27:42pm

I work in economic development and one of our growing companies makes industrial trash containers. The head of the company is a big Trump guy, but gotta believe he is crapping his pants over the pending price surge for his steel materials. What a dumbass.

Decatur Deb Mar 6, 2018 • 4:29:19pm

re: #17 dirkdigglerjr

I work in economic development and one of our growing companies makes industrial trash containers. The head of the company is a big Trump guy, but gotta believe he is crapping his pants over the pending price surge for his steel materials. What a dumbass.

There will be a lot of demand for those dumpsters as housing in Trumpvilles.

wrenchwench Mar 6, 2018 • 4:29:25pm

They discovered a new species of cat that’s like an ocelot but smaller and they DID NOT name it the ocelittle. What are you doing, biologists?? pic.twitter.com/ms2rLi4eCM

— Gwen C. Katz (@gwenckatz) March 6, 2018

Ms. Katz has spoken. Make it so.

JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 4:33:23pm

.@TedCruz: “Congressman O’Rourke’s campaign is benefiting from left-wing rage. Left-wing rage may raise a bunch of money from people online, but I don’t believe it reflects the views of a majority of Texans.” #txsen

— Patrick Svitek (@PatrickSvitek) March 6, 2018

He’s also, perhaps, benefitting unfairly from the fact that he isn’t an astoundingly vicious and hyperbolic scrotelick of raw, rank political opportunism, disliked by the vast majority of men, women and beasts who engage with him. It’s quite a crutch. https://t.co/EurGglCNK4

— David Simon (@AoDespair) March 7, 2018

Barefoot Grin Mar 6, 2018 • 4:34:28pm

Jesus biscuit Christ: If it’s not the EPA, it’s Nunes leaking to Michael Cohen; if it’s not KAC violating the Hatch Act, it’s this reprehensible toad:

SCOOP: Emails obtained by The @AP show the former CEO of a payday lending company personally asked CFPB Acting Director Mulvaney @CFPBDirector to be considered for a job. Her company had been under investigation by the @CFPB. https://t.co/JprYgVkblc

— Ken Sweet (@kensweet) March 6, 2018

JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 4:35:21pm

In a recent interview, Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) compared Gremlins 2 to Ben-Hur. He may have won an Oscar, but today he receives something even more prestigious - an Honorary Degree in Gremlins 2 Studies. Congrats! pic.twitter.com/1IZret7G35

— Institute of Gremlins 2 Studies (@G2Institute) March 6, 2018

Thank you. It is indeed the Citizen Kane of meta sequels about little green monsters terrorizing an office building in NYC. https://t.co/Ik2VItFkiS

— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) March 7, 2018

freetoken Mar 6, 2018 • 4:37:02pm

re: #21 Barefoot Grin

Corrupt from the core.

Barefoot Grin Mar 6, 2018 • 4:37:41pm

re: #23 freetoken

Corrupt from the core.

Just radiates out….

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 6, 2018 • 4:40:35pm

re: #24 Barefoot Grin

Just radiates out….

More like oozes.

jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 4:43:46pm

Heard Trump on the radio on the drive home, insisting despite all evidence that “everyone wants to work for Trump.”

ObserverArt Mar 6, 2018 • 4:44:01pm

Damn fast threads today. Hard to keep around here. Sigh.

Blind Frog Belly White Mar 6, 2018 • 4:44:34pm

scoop - Cohn resigning Gary Cohn to Resign as Trump’s Top Economic adviser https://t.co/tS8iJRse6X

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) March 6, 2018

The Gary Cohn Story: A Year of Service. A Lifetime of Shame https://t.co/HAjOkxoWik

— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) March 6, 2018

bill d. (b.d.) Mar 6, 2018 • 4:44:43pm

Have enough people left for Sarah Palin to get a job yet?

dirkdigglerjr Mar 6, 2018 • 4:44:55pm

re: #21 Barefoot Grin

If you want to see a case study in the evils of payday lending, check out the Dirty Money episode that features Scott Tucker and the lengths his company went to screw over people and a Native American tribe.

The Vicious Babushka Mar 6, 2018 • 4:45:00pm

OH HAI I am back from Canada. Had a great time!

I love Toronto! It’s so cosmopolitan, so clean, and everyone is so polite!

Also there are a lot of thriving small businesses here and McMansions being built on every block!

MsJ Mar 6, 2018 • 4:45:26pm

re: #2 ozharas

Oooh. Erik Prince. Can I hope he winds up in a cell with Roger Fucking Stone? I do. I really, really do.

Ace Rothstein Mar 6, 2018 • 4:46:00pm

re: #29 bill d. (b.d.)

No.

Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 4:46:20pm

re: #26 jaunte

Heard Trump on the radio on the drive home, insisting despite all evidence that “everyone wants to work for Trump.”

He means his family. Where else could they get a job?

bill d. (b.d.) Mar 6, 2018 • 4:46:35pm

re: #31 The Vicious Babushka

OH HAI I am back from Canada. Had a great time!

I love Toronto! It’s so cosmopolitan, so clean, and everyone is so polite!

Also there are a lot of thriving small businesses here and McMansions being built on every block!

Did you smuggle us back some of that sweet, delicious steel?

Glad you had a good time!

MsJ Mar 6, 2018 • 4:46:46pm

re: #9 Ace Rothstein

And the coming tariffs.

And Republican inaction.

ObserverArt Mar 6, 2018 • 4:46:51pm

re: #5 goddamnedfrank

So sick of his shit.

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Chris Matthews needs to retire. He’s been barking at people to give him answers when they are not specialists or politicians. And yeah, he is especially hard on women.

Blind Frog Belly White Mar 6, 2018 • 4:47:59pm

re: #29 bill d. (b.d.)

Have enough people left for Sarah Palin to get a job yet?

That’s just the problem - there aren’t enough people left for Palin to take a job, because she’d had to actually do something.

ObserverArt Mar 6, 2018 • 4:48:50pm

re: #6 bratwurst

Sorry if this is old news that has already been covered here for 24 hours, just catching up to this story.

Not like a banana republic at all…

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High ranking formerly maybe, or a friend of a former high ranking official…like maybe John Kelly. Has to be someone in the Trump gang.

Blind Frog Belly White Mar 6, 2018 • 4:49:52pm

re: #37 ObserverArt

Chris Matthews needs to retire. He’s been barking at people to give him answers when they are not specialists or politicians. And yeah, he is especially hard on women.

“Just gonna ~~ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest~~ talk over you, bark at you, ask you questions I won’t wait for you to answer, and ridicule your answers, but I’m not a~~n alien~~ misogynist!”

Blind Frog Belly White Mar 6, 2018 • 4:51:53pm

re: #5 goddamnedfrank

So sick of his shit.

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On the plus side, they seem to keep moving him to earlier and earlier slots. Pretty soon, he’ll be on before dawn Eastern Time.

Decatur Deb Mar 6, 2018 • 4:52:15pm

re: #39 ObserverArt

High ranking formerly maybe, or a friend of a former high ranking official…like maybe John Kelly. Has to be someone in the Trump gang.

I bothered to chase that story several layers down its rabbit hole, and it thins out more in every telling. Four or five levels deep it barely mentions the military involvement and never gets to name, rank or serial number.

(Note: 2-star is not a high-ranking military official.)

Ace Rothstein Mar 6, 2018 • 4:53:44pm

Stormy Daniels sues Trump.

bill d. (b.d.) Mar 6, 2018 • 4:53:55pm

LOL

BREAKING: Stormy Daniels sues Trump

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 6, 2018 • 4:53:58pm

re: #43 Ace Rothstein

Stormy Daniels sues Trump.

…What.

bill d. (b.d.) Mar 6, 2018 • 4:54:45pm

re: #43 Ace Rothstein

Stormy Daniels sues Trump.

That’s hard to swallow.

JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 4:54:49pm

Infrastructure week!!!!!!!!!

Decatur Deb Mar 6, 2018 • 4:55:00pm

re: #43 Ace Rothstein

Stormy Daniels sues Trump.

Seduction by false promise is probably still a crime in some states.

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 6, 2018 • 4:55:09pm

re: #46 bill d. (b.d.)

That’s hard to swallow.

*WHACK!*

Decatur Deb Mar 6, 2018 • 4:55:23pm

re: #46 bill d. (b.d.)

That’s hard to swallow.

That’s what she said.

bill d. (b.d.) Mar 6, 2018 • 4:55:50pm

It’s only Tuesday.

MsJ Mar 6, 2018 • 4:56:18pm

re: #48 Decatur Deb

Seduction by false promise is probably still a crime in some states.

Is that what shes suing for?

Decatur Deb Mar 6, 2018 • 4:56:50pm

re: #52 MsJ

Is that what shes suing for?

It could happen.

ObserverArt Mar 6, 2018 • 4:57:03pm

re: #46 bill d. (b.d.)

That’s hard to swallow.

I’m looking at you…

plansbandc Mar 6, 2018 • 4:58:47pm

re: #46 bill d. (b.d.)

I’ll allow it. But you are on notice.

Decatur Deb Mar 6, 2018 • 4:59:25pm

re: #52 MsJ

Is that what shes suing for?

Somebody’s after all those frequent flier miles.

Ace Rothstein Mar 6, 2018 • 4:59:33pm

What the fuck.

“If women were physiologically as strong as men, rape wouldn’t exist.” Kellyanne Conway #FireConway pic.twitter.com/b0sq2zLtfv

— Scott Dworkin (@funder) March 6, 2018

MsJ Mar 6, 2018 • 5:00:42pm

re: #46 bill d. (b.d.)

That’s hard to swallow.

I hope she squeezes him hard.

Decatur Deb Mar 6, 2018 • 5:01:38pm

re: #58 MsJ

I hope she squeezes him hard.

This could have a happy ending.

451_Montag Mar 6, 2018 • 5:02:20pm

Stormy Daniels? That’s a bit of a blow

ObserverArt Mar 6, 2018 • 5:02:39pm

re: #58 MsJ

I hope she squeezes him hard.

Does he have anything to squeeze. That’s been a question for some time.

bill d. (b.d.) Mar 6, 2018 • 5:02:42pm

re: #55 plansbandc

I’ll allow it. But you are on notice.

I’ll proudly wear every down-ding I get for that comment.

Ace Rothstein Mar 6, 2018 • 5:03:06pm

The more adjectives Trump uses, the bigger the lie.

MsJ Mar 6, 2018 • 5:03:17pm

re: #59 Decatur Deb

This could have a happy ending.

I could just spit.

Decatur Deb Mar 6, 2018 • 5:03:53pm

Don’t see the problem if this is between consenting adult lawyers.

ObserverArt Mar 6, 2018 • 5:04:18pm

re: #63 Ace Rothstein

The more adjectives Trump uses, the bigger the lie.

Diagram this lie.

Sir, that is impossible!

Blind Frog Belly White Mar 6, 2018 • 5:07:17pm

re: #64 MsJ

I could just spit.

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 6, 2018 • 5:08:55pm

Ugh. You are all horrible, horrible people.

(Yes, I was laughing the whole time. So sue me.)

The Major Mar 6, 2018 • 5:10:55pm

re: #57 Ace Rothstein

Ever hear of “Ode to The Nutshot”, @KellyannePolls ? https://t.co/U1y1YDjZ0D

— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) March 7, 2018

Jay C Mar 6, 2018 • 5:11:00pm

re: #68 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Ugh. You are all horrible, horrible people.

(Yes, I was laughing the whole time. So sue me.)

Sorry, our lawyers just got subpoenas from Robert Mueller…

jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 5:11:12pm

The civil suit, filed in Los Angeles Superior Court and obtained by NBC News, alleges that her agreement not to disclose her “intimate” relationship with Trump is not valid because while both Daniels and Trump’s attorney Michael Cohen signed it, Trump never did. nbcnews.com

Oops.

gocart mozart Mar 6, 2018 • 5:11:40pm

A story of a single mom and her guns

NEWTOWN, Conn. — Nancy Lanza loved guns, and often took her sons to one of the shooting ranges here in the suburbs northeast of New York City, where there is an active community of gun enthusiasts, her friends said. https://t.co/UyIoA0YfVa

— Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) March 6, 2018

Blind Frog Belly White Mar 6, 2018 • 5:12:15pm

re: #70 Jay C

Sorry, our lawyers just got subpoenas from Robert Mueller…

Anyone got Katy Tur’s number?

Unshaken Defiance Mar 6, 2018 • 5:12:44pm

I am such a sucker for technology or a good deal. So when my Galaxy S7 Edge displayed the dreaded pink line down the display I called the Samsung service line. “Known Issue” but past warranty so too bad. But for $5 I got a refurb phone. Pre order discount $100 of the Galxy9+, then a $360 trade in for my refurb phone. $60 off of about $850. Boom, $150b down ships March 16.

DXOmark calls the camera in the S9 the best ever in a cell.
Yup they got me.

dangerman Mar 6, 2018 • 5:13:10pm

I go to make a cinnamon apple raisin bread, baked cavatappi and sausage with salad and in that time guys can’t keep one economic advisor in line?

Ace Rothstein Mar 6, 2018 • 5:13:52pm

re: #71 jaunte

Fucking dumbass.

Blind Frog Belly White Mar 6, 2018 • 5:13:56pm

re: #72 gocart mozart

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Sure, her son killed her, and went on to shoot 20 First Graders and 5 adults, but at least she and her son were never terrorized by a ~~black or brown person~~ home invader!
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bill d. (b.d.) Mar 6, 2018 • 5:13:57pm

re: #73 Blind Frog Belly White

Anyone got Katy Tur’s number?

I think the new rule is that you have to have a few tumblers of booze before you agree to an interview.

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 6, 2018 • 5:14:33pm

re: #78 bill d. (b.d.)

I think the new rule is that you have to have a few tumblers of booze before you agree to an interview.

I’ll keep that in mind as I start fielding interviews for my job search.///

Blind Frog Belly White Mar 6, 2018 • 5:14:59pm

re: #78 bill d. (b.d.)

I think the new rule is that you have to have a few tumblers of booze before you agree to an interview.

Way ahead of you, chief.

Blind Frog Belly White Mar 6, 2018 • 5:16:03pm

re: #71 jaunte

Oops.

I suppose he’ll be wanting his $130,000 back.

bill d. (b.d.) Mar 6, 2018 • 5:16:22pm

re: #80 Blind Frog Belly White

Way ahead of you, chief.

Be prepared!

jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 5:16:30pm

Business Genius Loses Contract Negotiation To Porn Star

The Ghost of a Flea Mar 6, 2018 • 5:16:47pm

re: #57 Ace Rothstein

bill d. (b.d.) Mar 6, 2018 • 5:16:57pm

re: #81 Blind Frog Belly White

I suppose he’ll be wanting his $130,000 back.

It’s his lawyer’s money.

Right?

JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 5:17:30pm

re: #71 jaunte

Oops.

This sounds so perfect. The incompetence just dancing around to the absurdity.

Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 5:17:36pm

re: #81 Blind Frog Belly White

I suppose he’ll be wanting his $130,000 back.

Who? The lawyer?

Lots of luck wit that.

The Ghost of a Flea Mar 6, 2018 • 5:18:50pm

Is there a service like a Singing Telegram, but with pistol whipping?

JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 5:18:50pm

Today:
Chief Economic Adviser quits
Counselor to the President cited for breaking the law twice
Mysterious Mideast adviser cooperating with special counsel
Porn star sues President
President tweets about Oscars ratings

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 7, 2018

Blind Frog Belly White Mar 6, 2018 • 5:19:16pm

7:36 PM EST:

Welp, got a lot to talk about tonight… #inners

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) March 7, 2018

But wait! There’s more!!

20 minutes later…..

NEW: Stormy Daniels sues Trump, says he never signed so agreement’s invalid https://t.co/ErEptbqD4t

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) March 7, 2018

jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 5:19:28pm

Stephanie Clifford, known professionally as Stormy Daniels, signed both the agreement and a side letter agreement using her professional name on October 28, 2016, just days before the 2016 presidential election. Cohen signed the document the same day. Both agreements are appended to the lawsuit as Exhibit 1 and Exhibit 2.
The “hush agreement,” as it’s called in the suit, refers to Trump throughout as David Dennison, and Clifford as Peggy Peterson. The side letter agreement reveals the true identities of the parties as Clifford and Trump.

I’m not a lawyer, but it doesn’t seem like you should be able to enforce the terms of a contract if you don’t use your real name.

FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 Mar 6, 2018 • 5:20:07pm

Here is the White House memo on the terms they are asking for in exchange for doing anything to bring premiums down for even 1 year.

I will explain the three items below in this thread. 2/ pic.twitter.com/LdqKmpPh5Y

— Andy Slavitt (@ASlavitt) March 7, 2018

Rest of the thread behind the clicky

Click to Reveal

Item 2: Trump is insisting on an age-tax to massively increase costs for people over 50 in order to support any deal. 4/

— Andy Slavitt (@ASlavitt) March 7, 2018

This document is the equivalent from walking away from the table from the “promise” they supposedly made to Susan Collins— the one that bought her vote on the tax bill. 6/

— Andy Slavitt (@ASlavitt) March 7, 2018

The policies would raise costs for seniors, people w illnesses, women and add unacceptable conservative policies while raising costs for low income population.

Why choose between sabotage, bad faith and higher costs when you can do all three. That’s where Trump is. /end

— Andy Slavitt (@ASlavitt) March 7, 2018

MsJ Mar 6, 2018 • 5:21:23pm

re: #83 jaunte

Business STABLE Genius Loses Contract Negotiation To Porn Star

FIFY.

JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 5:22:11pm

Will be making a decision soon on the appointment of new Chief Economic Advisor. Many people wanting the job - will choose wisely!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 7, 2018

Sea Mexican! Mar 6, 2018 • 5:22:18pm

re: #3 Ace Rothstein

re: #68 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Ugh. You are all horrible, horrible people.

(Yes, I was laughing the whole time. So sue me.)

I would call my lawyer immediately, but I’m stuck with Nunberg on the phone. 😝

Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 6, 2018 • 5:23:03pm

re: #94 JordanRules

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Your family doesn’t count. They have to put up with you, they’re family.

Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 5:23:24pm

re: #94 JordanRules

Larry Kudlow or Lou Dobbs.

JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 5:24:44pm

Bernie’s step-daughter didn’t win.

BREAKING: #BURLINGTON MAYORAL VOTE. Democrat #MiroWeinberger unofficial winner. Will serve 3rd term. Another 3 years. #vtpoli #mayor #miro pic.twitter.com/XIQQJVZKhY

— Steph Gorin My NBC5 (@StephMyNBC5) March 7, 2018

Barefoot Grin Mar 6, 2018 • 5:25:10pm

re: #94 JordanRules

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“Can I have it? I don’t care about immediate expose to career-ending corruption and bankrupting levels of lawyer fees!!!!!”

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Ace Rothstein Mar 6, 2018 • 5:25:30pm

re: #92 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Big deal. The extra $1.50 a week from the tax cut will cover the rising costs.
/

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Sea Mexican! Mar 6, 2018 • 5:25:53pm

re: #94 JordanRules

Maybe Jared wants to try something new.

102

jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 5:26:24pm

re: #94 JordanRules

“Many people wanting the job - thousands waiting outside in line, can’t even get in!”

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gocart mozart Mar 6, 2018 • 5:27:03pm

a conservative just tweeted this pic at me and i think he thinks its real and you know what?

let’s make it be real. embrace the crazy. pic.twitter.com/eMiNDcXRm6

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) March 6, 2018

That photo was taken in 1969 which would make Obama about 8 years old. Barry Hussein X was quite mature for his age.

— Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) March 6, 2018

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Ace Rothstein Mar 6, 2018 • 5:27:23pm

re: #97 Skip Intro

Grover Norquist.

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Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 5:28:02pm

re: #104 Ace Rothstein

Let the Trump ass kissing begin!

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Jay C Mar 6, 2018 • 5:29:03pm

re: #91 jaunte

I’m not a lawyer, but it doesn’t seem like you should be able to enforce the terms of a contract if you don’t use your real name.

Neither am I - but AFAICR, “Stormy Daniels” accepted that check made out to “Stephanie Clifford” - at least that’s what Michael Cohen said - so I don’t think any “real name” dodges aren’t going to fly.

I guess a reasonable analogy would be if some studio paid Martin Sheen $1MM for an appearance in something, and then tried to cancel the check/block the payment because it wasn’t made out to “Ramon Estevez”, they wouldn’t get very far in any court….

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jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 5:31:45pm

re: #106 Jay C

I was thinking more of the Trump side of it. Stephanie Clifford can make a very good case that Stormy Daniels is her professional stage name, but no one would know Trump as “David Dennison.”

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gocart mozart Mar 6, 2018 • 5:32:20pm

pic.twitter.com/jYxwYsi3cW

— Mac McKinsey (@psgent92264) March 7, 2018

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gocart mozart Mar 6, 2018 • 5:32:39pm

.@TedCruz: “Congressman O’Rourke’s campaign is benefiting from left-wing rage. Left-wing rage may raise a bunch of money from people online, but I don’t believe it reflects the views of a majority of Texans.” #txsen

— Patrick Svitek (@PatrickSvitek) March 6, 2018

He’s also, perhaps, benefitting unfairly from the fact that he isn’t an astoundingly vicious and hyperbolic scrotelick of raw, rank political opportunism, disliked by the vast majority of men, women and beasts who engage with him. It’s quite a crutch. https://t.co/EurGglCNK4

— David Simon (@AoDespair) March 7, 2018

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jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 5:32:43pm

Let’s go to John Baron for comment on the David Dennison contract!

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Decatur Deb Mar 6, 2018 • 5:33:12pm

“Grandad, why do we have to go and celebrate at the Statue of Incompetence?”

“Because only Incompetence could save the country back in 2018, young’un.”

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ObserverArt Mar 6, 2018 • 5:33:35pm

re: #102 jaunte

“Many people wanting the job - thousands waiting outside in line, can’t even get in!”

“I won’t even have time to play golf!”

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 6, 2018 • 5:34:10pm

re: #103 gocart mozart

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Is that a Birther?

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Backwoods_Sleuth Mar 6, 2018 • 5:34:15pm

Wow!! George Nader was apprehended, served with subpoenas and had his electronics confiscated just as he was ready to head to Mar-A-Lago in January for a party with Trump.

NADER IS NOW COOPERATING!

— Brian Krassenstein🐬 (@krassenstein) March 7, 2018

Adviser to Emirates With Ties to Trump Aides Is Cooperating With Special Counsel

Mr. Nader was first served with search warrants and a grand jury subpoena on Jan. 17, shortly after landing at Washington Dulles International Airport, according to two people familiar with the episode. He had intended to travel on to Mar-a-Lago, Mr. Trump’s Florida estate, to celebrate the president’s first year in office, but the F.B.I. had other plans, questioning him for more than two hours and seizing his electronics.

Since then, Mr. Nader has been questioned numerous times about meetings in New York during the transition, the Seychelles meeting and meetings in the White House with two of Mr. Trump’s senior advisers, Jared Kushner and Stephen K. Bannon, who has since left the administration.

The meeting in the Seychelles also took place against the backdrop of a larger pattern of secretive contacts between the Trump team and both the Russians and the Emiratis. In the weeks after the 2016 presidential election, Crown Prince Mohammed aroused the suspicions of American national security officials when they learned that he had breached protocol by visiting Trump Tower in Manhattan without notifying the Obama administration of his visit to the United States.

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Barefoot Grin Mar 6, 2018 • 5:34:17pm

re: #110 jaunte

Let’s go to John Baron for comment on the David Dennison contract!

I’m not sure how these things work. I’ve heard that James Osterberg can get tee times, but has a hard time getting good tables in restaurants.

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Joe Bacon 🌹 Mar 6, 2018 • 5:35:00pm

I’m just ROTFLMAO watching Chris Hayes talking about Stormy’s suit and I’m relishing every second of this Karmic payback to Republicans for what they did to Bill Clinton!

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Ace Rothstein Mar 6, 2018 • 5:35:12pm

re: #110 jaunte

Funny thing? I thought Trump using that was hilarious, but he denied doing it during the campaign. Why??!! It actually showed a funny side to him.

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Barefoot Grin Mar 6, 2018 • 5:35:51pm

re: #116 Joe Bacon 🌹

I’m just ROTFLMAO watching Chris Hayes talking about Stormy’s suit and I’m relishing every second of this Karmic payback to Republicans for what they did to Bill Clinton!

You know, Trump is quite germaphobic…..

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Joe Bacon 🌹 Mar 6, 2018 • 5:37:11pm

re: #108 gocart mozart

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They’re creepy and they’re kooky…

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 Mar 6, 2018 • 5:37:22pm

Local law says that “every head of household residing in the city limits is required to maintain a firearm” in Kennesaw, Georgia https://t.co/9zuN3IoRuY pic.twitter.com/47L3a58aCu

— CNN (@CNN) March 7, 2018

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Jay C Mar 6, 2018 • 5:37:23pm

re: #118 Barefoot Grin

You know, Trump is quite germaphobic…..

And I’m sure he’s pissed off at the German, too…

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Backwoods_Sleuth Mar 6, 2018 • 5:37:23pm

“Nader represented the (Emirates) crown prince in the three-way conversation in the Seychelles. Emirati officials believed Mr. Prince was speaking for Trump, and a Russian fund manager, Kirill Dmitriev, represented Mr. Putin.” https://t.co/FOIcpbNBcg

— Jay Bookman AJC (@jaybookmanajc) March 7, 2018

123

ObserverArt Mar 6, 2018 • 5:38:40pm

Will things be stormy in the ol’ Trump house and Donny will be in Melania’s dog house for a couple weeks? Again.

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JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 5:38:47pm

I wonder what Melon is up to this evening…

**sprinkles salt on popcorn**

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Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 5:39:25pm

The complaint.

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Barefoot Grin Mar 6, 2018 • 5:39:26pm

Soros!!!!!!!

127

Ace-o-aces Mar 6, 2018 • 5:40:38pm

What’s the under/over on how long the new guys lasts? 3 months?

— aceoaces (@aceoaces) March 7, 2018

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freetoken Mar 6, 2018 • 5:41:28pm

re: #127 Ace-o-aces

We measure Administration-time in Mooches.

129

Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 5:41:35pm

Cohen acts like a mob attorney, but if he was one his incompetence would have him ending up in the East River wearing concrete shoes.

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Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 5:42:19pm

re: #127 Ace-o-aces

Will somebody please tell this moron that this is NOT A REALITY TV SHOW!!!

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Barefoot Grin Mar 6, 2018 • 5:42:21pm

re: #125 Skip Intro

The complaint.

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Also known as Betty Jo Bialowski! Everyone knew her as Nancy….

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The Vicious Babushka Mar 6, 2018 • 5:42:39pm

re: #130 Skip Intro

Will somebody please tell this moron that this is NOT A REALITY TV SHOW!!!

Too late. He has made it one.

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Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 5:43:06pm

re: #131 Barefoot Grin

Also known as Betty Jo Bialowski! Everyone knew her as Nancy….

I’m surprised Trump didn’t use his other alias, Red Ruffansore.

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ObserverArt Mar 6, 2018 • 5:43:51pm

re: #129 Skip Intro

Cohen acts like a mob attorney, but if he was one his incompetence would have him ending up in the East River wearing concrete shoes.

Don’t give up on him yet!

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Decatur Deb Mar 6, 2018 • 5:43:59pm

re: #120 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Local law says that “every head of household residing in the city limits is required to maintain a firearm” in Kennesaw, Georgia

Klan Central, near the foot of Stone Mountain.

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dangerman Mar 6, 2018 • 5:45:16pm

re: #90 Blind Frog Belly White

7:36 PM EST:

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I figured he was never part of the agreement

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SteveMcGriftFlynnComey... ...corruptemoligate RN Mar 6, 2018 • 5:46:08pm

I don’t think the lawsuit will go anywhere unless stormy returns the money. When she accepted the money she agreed to the terms of the deal no matter who wrote what name on the paper

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Barefoot Grin Mar 6, 2018 • 5:47:02pm

re: #135 Decatur Deb

Klan Central, near the foot of Stone Mountain.

I applied for a job at Kennesaw State U. Didn’t get it. Then it opened up the next year. And the next…. And so close to beautiful Mayretta and Rozell.

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freetoken Mar 6, 2018 • 5:47:54pm

re: #137 SteveMcGriftFlynnComey… …corruptemoligate RN

I wonder if the agreement would hold up under California law.

Not a lawyer, don’t play one on the internet, but given the huge presence of the entertainment industry in CA, I wonder if there are laws designed specifically to protect entertainers.

140

Backwoods_Sleuth Mar 6, 2018 • 5:48:13pm

Beto O’Rourke (D) is at 64% statewide and will obviously avoid runoff for #TXSEN, but so far his numbers in lots of rural TX aren’t living up to the 254-county tour hype.

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) March 7, 2018

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MsJ Mar 6, 2018 • 5:48:24pm

re: #124 JordanRules

I wonder what Melon is up to this evening…

**sprinkles salt on popcorn**

😂 🤣 😭

I’m dying here.

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Decatur Deb Mar 6, 2018 • 5:48:53pm

re: #138 Barefoot Grin

I applied for a job at Kennesaw State U. Didn’t get it. Then it opened up the next year. And the next…. And so close to beautiful Mayretta and Rozell.

Just about the last place General Sherman made a mistake.

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freetoken Mar 6, 2018 • 5:52:29pm

The thing about the Stormy Daniels affair isn’t about whether she has broken her agreement, but rather about drawing publicity to Trump’s attorney’s involvement.

If Trump or his attorney wants to counter sue, or even go to court on this one, I wonder what can come out in a discovery process.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Mar 6, 2018 • 5:53:03pm

Worth noting, in light of @ProPublica’s reporting this week on use of the presidential seal for commercial purposes, that the Trump Tower gift shop has been selling various tchotchkes bearing the presidential seal. pic.twitter.com/mQYqdgLmbm

— Steve Reilly (@BySteveReilly) March 6, 2018

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 5:53:48pm

re: #144 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Trump Presidency, Corp.

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JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 5:54:21pm

Fuck this shit.

A white supremacist caught in a FBI sting wanted to do something “in the spirit of Dylann Roof” on a “big fucking scale.” He bought a gun from a guy he thought was an Aryan Nations member. Under his plea deal, he’s unlikely do much prison time. https://t.co/9uDPtHuEfE

— Ryan J. Reilly (@ryanjreilly) March 7, 2018

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 5:56:21pm

re: #146 JordanRules

Fuck this shit.

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Fuck that. He should be in jail.

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The Vicious Babushka Mar 6, 2018 • 5:56:39pm

what in the utter fuck is this fucking shit

.@DLoesch: “Here we’re looking at multiple systemic failures coming from the government that failed to protect us. All the while, we have these individuals telling us, ‘Well, you can trust the government to protect you.’” #Tucker pic.twitter.com/4iSE1CLZBb

— Fox News (@FoxNews) March 7, 2018

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gocart mozart Mar 6, 2018 • 5:57:07pm

I just got a 24 hr twitter warning for this comment to a troll. WTF twitter

Shithead moron who can’t tell the difference between a real or fake quote, or between fact and fiction will now be blocked. Go jerk off to Fox and Friends some more.

— Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) March 7, 2018

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Unshaken Defiance Mar 6, 2018 • 5:57:25pm

Our country has been transformed into a tawdry Trump family business. Shit he ran the casinos better than this “administration. or as I call it the badministration.

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Decatur Deb Mar 6, 2018 • 5:57:34pm

re: #148 The Vicious Babushka

what in the utter fuck is this fucking shit

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Wednesday Addams didn’t age well.

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MsJ Mar 6, 2018 • 5:57:59pm

re: #146 JordanRules

Fuck this shit.

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Double fuck that shit.

And that this fat, ugly fuck thinks he’s supreme over anyone boggles my mind. All these white supremacists are the worst excuses for humanity both inside and out.

I mean really, at least make it fair, like Idris Elba vs Channing Tatum. Instead we get Chuck C Johnson and this idiot. /////

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 5:58:21pm

re: #148 The Vicious Babushka

what in the utter fuck is this fucking shit

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Yet you want the government to build a wall, hypocrites.

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Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 5:58:22pm

re: #148 The Vicious Babushka

what in the utter fuck is this fucking shit

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Dammit Tucker, use a laxative before it starts coming out of your mouth.

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 5:59:15pm

re: #151 Decatur Deb

Wednesday Addams didn’t age well.

That’s not Wednesday, that’s Flounder from Animal House’s white supremacist son that he didn’t know about.

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freetoken Mar 6, 2018 • 6:00:04pm

re: #148 The Vicious Babushka

what in the utter fuck is this fucking shit

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Supposedly Fox is working on an over-the-top streaming service for their “Fox superfans”, apparently to make sure that their marks only will watch a single source, Fox, and not need a cable network package, which typically includes CNN and MSNBC, among others.

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Decatur Deb Mar 6, 2018 • 6:01:12pm

re: #155 HappyWarrior

That’s not Wednesday, that’s Flounder from Animal House’s white supremacist son that he didn’t know about.

Should link to VB’s 148.

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 6:02:02pm

re: #157 Decatur Deb

Should link to VB’s 148.

Ah that works then :)

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Charles Johnson Mar 6, 2018 • 6:02:50pm

The latest enhancements to the LGF registration system (preventing throw-away email addresses) seem to have thwarted our Indian “AOL SUPPORT” spammers for the moment, because they’ve been quiet since those changes.

Or maybe they all got arrested.

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Decatur Deb Mar 6, 2018 • 6:04:02pm

re: #158 HappyWarrior

Ah that works then :)

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Decatur Deb Mar 6, 2018 • 6:04:54pm

re: #159 Charles Johnson

The latest enhancements to the LGF registration system (preventing throw-away email addresses) seems to have thwarted our Indian “AOL SUPPORT” spammers for the moment, because they’ve been quiet since those changes.

Or maybe they all got arrested.

“It’s quiet out there.”

“Too quiet.”

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 6:05:46pm

re: #160 Decatur Deb

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Do do do do *snaps fingers*

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Charles Johnson Mar 6, 2018 • 6:06:53pm

re: #161 Decatur Deb

“It’s quiet out there.”

“Too quiet.”

Or maybe they’re lurking, lying in wait, watching, watching, preparing to strike.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Mar 6, 2018 • 6:07:43pm

Dear young celebrities on Twitter,
This is a sentence. The first letter is capitalized. There is a period at the end. Commas are useful, too. There’s nothing wrong with trying to write well. Embrace it. Sincerely, Generation X

— Mike Iscovitz (@Fox26Mike) January 23, 2018

wat https://t.co/b0xpNMtyLG

— darth™ (@darth) March 7, 2018

heh

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 6, 2018 • 6:07:47pm

re: #163 Charles Johnson

Or maybe they’re lurking, lying in wait, watching, watching, preparing to strike.

If you see the lights flickering, you know they’re nearby.

166

JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 6:08:00pm

Putin smiles.

Australia’s central bank governor warns Trump tariffs could develop into a “very big shock for the global economy” https://t.co/imUwbe9aIS pic.twitter.com/rfsRBZYXNc

— Bloomberg (@business) March 7, 2018

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whitebeach Mar 6, 2018 • 6:08:27pm

re: #148 The Vicious Babushka

what in the utter fuck is this fucking shit

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Every picture I see of Tucker, he looks like he’s trying to lose a large barbed-wire butt plug. Why is this?

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The Ghost of a Flea Mar 6, 2018 • 6:08:30pm

re: #148 The Vicious Babushka

what in the utter fuck is this fucking shit

What we’re looking at is multiple systematic failures coming from rando armed people with self-esteem issues that failed to protect us. All the while, we have those individuals telling us: “You can trust us to protect you and not shoot our families or leave a gun out where a baby can get it.”

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 6, 2018 • 6:08:32pm

re: #166 JordanRules

Putin smiles.

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No shit, Captain Obvious.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch Mar 6, 2018 • 6:09:24pm

re: #164 Backwoods_Sleuth

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heh

It would have been more effective if he had capitalized Y and C in “young celebrities.”

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 6, 2018 • 6:09:35pm

re: #169 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Sorry. That was directed at the tweet, not at your comment.

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JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 6:09:42pm

re: #167 whitebeach

And it’s every damn picture. Every one.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Mar 6, 2018 • 6:10:43pm

At a time of unprecedented political turmoil, Jeff Sessions has come to California to further divide and polarize America. Jeff, these political stunts may be the norm in Washington, but they don’t work here. SAD!!!

— Jerry Brown (@JerryBrownGov) March 7, 2018

BREAKING: Trump administration sues California to block laws limiting cooperation with immigration authorities.

— The Associated Press (@AP) March 7, 2018

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JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 6:10:44pm

re: #171 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

No worries! I got it. LOL

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 6, 2018 • 6:11:32pm

re: #174 JordanRules

No worries! I got it. LOL

Sorry. My filters are starting to slip a little bit. Taking that advice about having a few tumblers of alcohol before an interview seriously. I realized that my comment was somewhat ambiguous in its intent.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Mar 6, 2018 • 6:11:55pm

Jim Mattis and Rex Tillerson privately warned senior trade officials today that Trump’s proposed tariffs could endanger the U.S. national security relationship with allies, five people familiar with the meeting tell WaPo. https://t.co/OhfMGKk20X

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) March 7, 2018

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Unshaken Defiance Mar 6, 2018 • 6:11:56pm

re: #159 Charles Johnson

The latest enhancements to the LGF registration system (preventing throw-away email addresses) seem to have thwarted our Indian “AOL SUPPORT” spammers for the moment, because they’ve been quiet since those changes.

Or maybe they all got arrested.

Got way more faith in your code than law enforcers.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch Mar 6, 2018 • 6:12:07pm

re: #172 JordanRules

And it’s every damn picture. Every one.

He doesn’t have a “resting bitch face.” He has a “resting anus hurts like hell” face.

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch Mar 6, 2018 • 6:12:34pm

re: #175 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Sorry. My filters are starting to slip a little bit. Taking that advice about having a few tumblers of alcohol before an interview seriously. I realized that my comment was somewhat ambiguous in its intent.

LOL. Only to you.

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Charles Johnson Mar 6, 2018 • 6:12:53pm

Rachel @maddow’s mega-list of Trump admin departures is an image for the ages. pic.twitter.com/eqjM4SvrRW

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) March 7, 2018

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 6:13:07pm

re: #176 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Like he cares about that.

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whitebeach Mar 6, 2018 • 6:13:38pm

re: #172 JordanRules

And it’s every damn picture. Every one.

At least I finally figured out why Dana has always looked so familiar. See, way back in the day, I saw Stepford Wives.

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The Ghost of a Flea Mar 6, 2018 • 6:13:45pm

re: #178 Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch

He doesn’t have a “resting bitch face.” He has a “resting anus hurts like hell” face.

I’d say “Something just slipped out…act casual…” face.

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 6:13:57pm

re: #178 Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch

He doesn’t have a “resting bitch face.” He has a “resting anus hurts like hell” face.

He had too many of the Swanson dinners his mom was an heir to.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Mar 6, 2018 • 6:14:06pm

re: #173 Backwoods_Sleuth

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#BREAKING: The Trump administration is suing to block California laws that extend protections for immigrants living in the United States illegally. https://t.co/tptUsEuBlR

— NBC Bay Area (@nbcbayarea) March 7, 2018

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 6, 2018 • 6:14:07pm

re: #182 whitebeach

At least I finally figured out why Dana has always looked so familiar. See, way back in the day, I saw Stepford Wives.

Give her a blonde wig and she’d fit right in with the Faux News spokesbabes.

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 6:14:33pm

re: #182 whitebeach

At least I finally figured out why Dana has always looked so familiar. See, way back in the day, I saw Stepford Wives.

She has Bachmann crazy eyes.

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Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 6:14:40pm

re: #178 Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch

He doesn’t have a “resting bitch face.” He has a “resting anus hurts like hell” face.

If he was sane I’d say that’s his “I can’t believe I’m sitting here listening to this shit” face, but he isn’t.

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 6:15:15pm

re: #186 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Give her a blonde wig and she’d fit right in with the Faux News spokesbabes.

That’s probably where she’ll go when the NRA cans her.

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JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 6:15:31pm

re: #180 Charles Johnson

Daaaaaamn!

That board is yuuuge.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 6, 2018 • 6:15:35pm

re: #189 HappyWarrior

That’s probably where she’ll go when the NRA cans her.

Indubitably!

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Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 6:16:48pm

re: #182 whitebeach

I just realized after listening to John Oliver that her last name is pronounced “Lash”.

I never knew that and it fits her perfectly.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 6, 2018 • 6:17:22pm

re: #185 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I look forward to the day Jeff Sessions tries this shit with Governor Dayton, Senator Klobuchar, and the rest of the progressives here in the wild north country. Minneapolis is a sanctuary city, although unlike California we do not have statewide sanctuary legislation.

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JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 6:17:25pm

re: #188 Skip Intro

That’s a really funny point. It really could look like a serious journo correctly looking at all his crazy guests like they are crazy if it wasn’t Fox world.

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Charles Johnson Mar 6, 2018 • 6:17:44pm

President Donald Trump’s personal lawyer Michael Cohen was provided inside information about the House Intelligence Committee’s investigation, according to a source https://t.co/HI7vFt9yCz pic.twitter.com/Sv3R1Ocxgn

— CNN (@CNN) March 7, 2018

Hey now. https://t.co/U7Txz7S6P8

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) March 7, 2018

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Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 6:18:28pm

re: #189 HappyWarrior

That’s probably where she’ll go when the NRA cans her.

That would be a huge step up for her, but I don’t think her career is on the ascent.

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Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 6:19:30pm

re: #195 Charles Johnson

That little devil Devon Nunes again. He’s such a scamp!

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 6, 2018 • 6:19:56pm

re: #196 Skip Intro

That would be a huge step up for her, but I don’t think her career is on the ascent.

While true, the sad fact is that Faux News will take in any right-wing wreckage that has a chance of attracting attention. Dana Mahgunz is controversial and, to a certain segment of the population, rather attractive, which means she is perfect for them.

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bill d. (b.d.) Mar 6, 2018 • 6:20:03pm

re: #195 Charles Johnson

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Huh, wonder who could have given it to him? It’s a mystery!!

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 6:20:38pm

re: #196 Skip Intro

That would be a huge step up for her, but I don’t think her career is on the ascent.

You have a point. More air time there than as NRA spokeswomen.

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 6:21:04pm

re: #198 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

While true, the sad fact is that Faux News will take in any right-wing wreckage that has a chance of attracting attention. Dana Mahgunz is controversial and, to a certain segment of the population, rather attractive, which means she is perfect for them.

That’s true as well.

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JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 6:21:23pm

re: #190 JordanRules

This departure board on Maddow LOLOLOL

— nickel queen (@egemini618) March 7, 2018

it goes on for yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
this shit is in size 6.5 cambria. https://t.co/eTslj0bw7q

— fooler initiative (@metroadlib) March 7, 2018

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Hecuba's daughter Mar 6, 2018 • 6:22:18pm

re: #198 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

While true, the sad fact is that Faux News will take in any right-wing wreckage that has a chance of attracting attention. Dana Mahgunz is controversial and, to a certain segment of the population, rather attractive, which means she is perfect for them.

But she’s not blonde. Isn’t that a requirement?

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 6:22:51pm

re: #203 Hecuba’s daughter

But she’s not blonde. Isn’t that a requirement?

They sometimes diversify, see Stacey Dash.

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Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 6:23:30pm

re: #198 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

While true, the sad fact is that Faux News will take in any right-wing wreckage that has a chance of attracting attention. Dana Mahgunz is controversial and, to a certain segment of the population, rather attractive, which means she is perfect for them.

A Saturday show, “Obey Me, Worm” with Mistress Dana. That could work.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 6, 2018 • 6:24:04pm

re: #203 Hecuba’s daughter

But she’s not blonde. Isn’t that a requirement?

A wig or a dye job would fix that right up. Plus, it might also be a selling point - look, Faux News isn’t all blonde bombshells, they have the buxom brunette beauty Dana Mahgunz!

207

JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 6:24:06pm

Some Texas news trickling in. Good start.

Hard to believe, but TX has never elected a Latina to Congress. That’s ending in 2018: #TX16 Veronica Escobar (D) and #TX29 Sylvia Garcia (D) both look like they’ll avoid runoffs, assuring them safe Dem seats in El Paso & Houston.

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) March 7, 2018

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Barefoot Grin Mar 6, 2018 • 6:24:38pm

Seems like a good time for Melania to leave him. What has she got to lose….besides her citizenship, and her parents’ and her sisters’, and probably custody of Barron, and whatever prenup she signed….. Sad.

209

I Would Prefer Not To Mar 6, 2018 • 6:25:21pm

For movie nerds only.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 6, 2018 • 6:26:11pm

re: #209 I Would Prefer Not To

I saw that a couple of years back. Still brilliant. And that’s one of several reasons why I do most of my parts shopping at O’Reilly.

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 6:26:25pm

re: #207 JordanRules

Some Texas news trickling in. Good start.

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That is hard to believe. Congrats to both of them. You’re in Houston IIRC, are these gonna be yours?

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gocart mozart Mar 6, 2018 • 6:27:06pm

Tfw you realize Trump prolly sent Stormy a dick pic pic.twitter.com/95CqkTLA1l

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) March 7, 2018

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William Lewis Mar 6, 2018 • 6:28:06pm

re: #209 I Would Prefer Not To

For movie nerds only.

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Ok, that’s cute.

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 6:29:10pm

re: #212 gocart mozart

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Please keep confidential.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Mar 6, 2018 • 6:29:32pm

re: #212 gocart mozart

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I’m still laughing over “PP” (pee-pee).

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Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 6:30:39pm

re: #212 gocart mozart

pic.twitter.com/SFmPFWrxPI

— Primer Gray (@primer_gray) March 7, 2018

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ObserverArt Mar 6, 2018 • 6:31:14pm

Anyone else get a notice from the U.S. Department of Commerce, Economics and Statistics Administration, U.S. Census Bureau Survey in the mail?

Some kind of an online survey that you take online. My response is required by law. It says I have been chosen at my address at random…no name associated. It was addressed : To The Resident Of.

WTF??? Never seen anything like this before. And with Trump in charge it just makes me wonder.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Mar 6, 2018 • 6:31:16pm

Asked if being back on the trail in PA makes him want to run, Joe Biden said “No no, it makes me want to get this guy elected,” referencing Lamb.

— Arlette Saenz (@ArletteSaenz) March 7, 2018

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jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 6:31:28pm

re: #212 gocart mozart

How orange.

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JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 6:32:00pm

re: #211 HappyWarrior

I’m in Arizona. Sometimes we share tumbleweed with Texas. I did live in H-town once though.

Hoping to get both places more purple ASAP!

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jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 6:32:27pm

Texas! You have a primary election tomorrow. Confirm your polling place and vote for our endorsed candidates: @vgescobar, @SenatorSylvia, @ginaortizjones, @Lizzie4Congress, and @Lillian_Salerno! https://t.co/NSSdtnBQg5 pic.twitter.com/tGiGL7FOje

— Madam President (@Madam_President) March 5, 2018

Looks like Lizzie Panill Fletcher is leading in Texas 7th.

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The Major Mar 6, 2018 • 6:32:42pm

re: #148 The Vicious Babushka

Ok, Dana, time to shit or get off the pot - (1) Name which government entities failed, (2) How they failed, (3) Why the failed, (4) how to fix such failures from happening again. Odds are very good they will point back to funding failures that the conservatives put into place.

— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) March 7, 2018

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 6:32:45pm

“”re: #218 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Take note Bernie. That’s what leaders do.

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 6:33:48pm

re: #220 JordanRules

I’m in Arizona. Sometimes we share tumbleweed with Texas. I did live in H-town once though.

Hoping to get both places more purple ASAP!

Oops I’m sorry. Hope you can do what we’ve done here in Va. Dream to dream.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Mar 6, 2018 • 6:34:11pm

re: #217 ObserverArt

Anyone else get a notice from the U.S. Department of Commerce, Economics and Statistics Administration, U.S. Census Bureau Survey in the mail?

Some kind of an online survey that you take online. My response is required by law. It says I have been chosen at my address at random…no name associated. It was addressed : To The Resident Of.

WTF??? Never seen anything like this before. And with Trump in charge it just makes me wonder.

It’s probably legit.
Are You in a Survey?

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whitebeach Mar 6, 2018 • 6:35:14pm

I haven’t read Stormy’s lawsuit. Please tell me that, besides the NDA issue, she’s also suing him for giving her herpes. Because that would mean he lost his own personal Vietnam War.

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ObserverArt Mar 6, 2018 • 6:36:29pm

re: #225 Backwoods_Sleuth

It’s probably legit.
Are You in a Survey?

Oh it is legit. It just made me wonder…because of Trump. Never had this exact feeling about anything like this before…Trump.

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Barefoot Grin Mar 6, 2018 • 6:37:09pm

So…how’s the Trump admin preps for the next census going…..

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ObserverArt Mar 6, 2018 • 6:37:57pm

re: #225 Backwoods_Sleuth

It’s probably legit.
Are You in a Survey?

Thanks Sleuth…for the link. Bookmarked…I’ll deal with it tomorrow.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Mar 6, 2018 • 6:39:41pm

.@MickMulvaneyOMB’s statement on the departure of Gary Cohn. pic.twitter.com/PgpOH6rcdE

— OMB Press (@OMBPress) March 6, 2018

This is the worst letter to Penthouse ever. I can’t get off to this. https://t.co/MalJb9nLbs

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 7, 2018

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JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 6:40:35pm

Betsy DeVos will visit Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School tomorrow. Closed press. pic.twitter.com/NdTVKvfYR9

— Joy (@Joy_Resmovits) March 6, 2018

Good thing I was already planning on sleeping in tomorrow https://t.co/Oy6ALcDHLZ

— Emma González (@Emma4Change) March 7, 2018

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Backwoods_Sleuth Mar 6, 2018 • 6:41:30pm

Beto O’Rourke is officially the nominee with 64 percent of the vote

— Gideon Resnick (@GideonResnick) March 7, 2018

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JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 6:42:24pm

Administration source tells me top two candidates to replace Cohn will be Peter Navarro and Larry Kudlow - two men with VERY different views on trade.

— Eamon Javers (@EamonJavers) March 6, 2018

A very very shallow bench. With no talent. And far outside the mainstream. https://t.co/uIrNnARoY1

— Justin Wolfers (@JustinWolfers) March 7, 2018

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sagehen Mar 6, 2018 • 6:42:42pm

re: #222 The Major

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The reason nobody could take this guy’s guns or stop him from buying more guns, in spite of multiple reports about his threats and his general weirdness and probable dangerousness…

Is because Florida specifically chose, at NRA ~~request~~ demand, to invalidate previously existing Red Flag laws. (14 states have such laws. All blue states.)

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 6:42:43pm

re: #230 Backwoods_Sleuth

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He never thought he’d work well with a Jew? Because that’s what “globalist” usually means I’m rw rhetoric.

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William Lewis Mar 6, 2018 • 6:43:37pm

re: #231 JordanRules

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I’d love to see a student walkout organized. She comes in, they leave, silent & ignoring her.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Mar 6, 2018 • 6:44:08pm

@HinojosaTX, Texas Democratic Party chair, speaking at the Texas Victory Party as the primary numbers keep rolling in! pic.twitter.com/3MazMngPt7

— Texas Democrats (@texasdemocrats) March 7, 2018

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bill d. (b.d.) Mar 6, 2018 • 6:44:09pm

re: #232 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I am surprised that Lupe isn’t even close to avoiding a runoff.

We have a good slate, I’m going to be happy voting for all of these folks.

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Unshaken Defiance Mar 6, 2018 • 6:45:19pm

re: #217 ObserverArt

Anyone else get a notice from the U.S. Department of Commerce, Economics and Statistics Administration, U.S. Census Bureau Survey in the mail?

Some kind of an online survey that you take online. My response is required by law. It says I have been chosen at my address at random…no name associated. It was addressed : To The Resident Of.

WTF??? Never seen anything like this before. And with Trump in charge it just makes me wonder.

Phishing by mail?

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jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 6:46:38pm

re: #233 JordanRules

A very very shallow bench. With no talent. And far outside the mainstream.

But Trump enjoys the fights.

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Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 6:46:43pm

re: #233 JordanRules

I called Kudlow! What will I win?

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JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 6:46:56pm

With THREE PERCENT of precincts reporting (+ early vote), Texas Democrats have cast more votes than they did in the ENTIRETY of 2014 voting. That’s just nuts. Haven’t ever seen something like this. pic.twitter.com/ng4gG9wRbR

— G. Elliott Morris📈🤷‍♂️ (@gelliottmorris) March 7, 2018

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bill d. (b.d.) Mar 6, 2018 • 6:47:27pm

re: #217 ObserverArt

Anyone else get a notice from the U.S. Department of Commerce, Economics and Statistics Administration, U.S. Census Bureau Survey in the mail?

Some kind of an online survey that you take online. My response is required by law. It says I have been chosen at my address at random…no name associated. It was addressed : To The Resident Of.

WTF??? Never seen anything like this before. And with Trump in charge it just makes me wonder.

They want your opinion on Carson’s furniture selections.

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JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 6:47:37pm

re: #241 Skip Intro

You sure did!
Many updings for you sir!

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ObserverArt Mar 6, 2018 • 6:49:32pm

re: #239 Unshaken Defiance

Phishing by mail?

Heh.

It goes to a .gov web address. I don’t think anyone but the the U.S. Government and the Russians have control of that.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 6, 2018 • 6:51:27pm

re: #241 Skip Intro

I called Kudlow! What will I win?

One Internet! Freshly minted, I believe, although they all come with a bit of a used-car smell.

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bill d. (b.d.) Mar 6, 2018 • 6:51:41pm

re: #245 ObserverArt

Heh.

It goes to a .gov web address. I don’t think anyone but the the U.S. Government and the Russians have control of that.

Stormy Daniels will be getting those after she wins the lawsuit.

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jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 6:52:12pm

Working for Donald Trump for a year-plus and then leaving over tariffs is like working for Genghis Khan and leaving over the snack selection.

— Anand Giridharadas (@AnandWrites) March 7, 2018

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Backwoods_Sleuth Mar 6, 2018 • 6:52:18pm

He thinks he’s a lap dog.

He is not a lap dog. pic.twitter.com/RqGyRedBq8

— Anne Wheaton (@AnneWheaton) March 7, 2018

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Belafon Mar 6, 2018 • 6:53:41pm

I went to go look up some of the races here in Texas, and saw this, showing the primaries for state House:

Note the size of the two sides.

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The Major Mar 6, 2018 • 6:53:58pm

You don’t hear about mass firearms deaths in China now, do you? C”mon - be honest here. And your Tianamen Square picture is just so wrong in this context it’s absurd. Luckily for you that you home-schooled your kids - then again, you or your husband could go off the rails….

— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) March 7, 2018

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EPR-radar Mar 6, 2018 • 6:54:02pm

re: #167 whitebeach

Every picture I see of Tucker, he looks like he’s trying to lose a large barbed-wire butt plug. Why is this?

Let’s just go with the simplest answer — Tucker Carlson really does wear a barbed-wire butt plug nearly 24/7.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Mar 6, 2018 • 6:54:26pm

“We’re going to have to start broadcasting in an octagon so I can just like keep turning to different walls.” @maddow says about the ever growing Trump White House departure list and Gary Cohn resigning. pic.twitter.com/0dwMs059eq

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) March 7, 2018

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MsJ Mar 6, 2018 • 6:55:50pm

re: #241 Skip Intro

I called Kudlow! What will I win?

Nothing. We all lose.

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Belafon Mar 6, 2018 • 6:56:07pm

re: #242 JordanRules

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I hate to say it, but Democrats are going to have to get a lot more people to turn out to beat Cruz.

Edited. No one wants to “be” Cruz.

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Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 6:56:52pm

re: #246 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

One Internet! Freshly minted, I believe, although they all come with a bit of a used-car smell.

I have to admit that Peter Navarro is quite the complete asshole, and he’s already working for Trump, so my victory lap may have been premature.

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BlueGrl21 Mar 6, 2018 • 6:56:56pm

re: #250 Belafon

I went to go look up some of the races here in Texas, and saw this, showing the primaries for state House:

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Note the size of the two sides.

Texas feels ready to blow wide open right now. I don’t expect miracles but it seems like this will finally be the year when non-Republicans rise up and start making themselves a force instead of surrendering without a fight.

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whitebeach Mar 6, 2018 • 6:57:38pm

re: #249 Backwoods_Sleuth

He thinks he’s a lap dog.

He is not a lap dog.

Dog thoughts are often misinterpreted by human folk. I believe he thinks of terriers and such as lap dogs, and himself as more of a full-body dog.

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Belafon Mar 6, 2018 • 6:58:19pm

re: #257 BlueGrl21

Texas feels ready to blow wide open right now. I don’t expect miracles but it seems like this will finally be the year when non-Republicans rise up and start making themselves a force instead of surrendering without a fight.

Yep. I’m hoping this is the real beginning of Democrats rise in Texas. Win a few more this year, and more in two years, etc.

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MsJ Mar 6, 2018 • 6:58:53pm

re: #255 Belafon

I hate to say it, but Democrats are going to have to get a lot more people to turn out to be Cruz.

That’s just what I was thinking. It’s only 3% though. Let’s see how the final numbers play out.

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Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 6:59:21pm

re: #254 MsJ

Nothing. We all lose.

But you’re a Canadian. You’ve already won.

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gocart mozart Mar 6, 2018 • 7:00:50pm

I could be wrong and missed some fact about them being super politically involved but I don’t think they were

— Nick Henderlong (@NickHenderlong) February 26, 2018

No

— Nick Henderlong (@NickHenderlong) February 26, 2018

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Patricia Kayden Mar 6, 2018 • 7:00:58pm

re: #146 JordanRules

Wow. So he will be out of prison soon to act out his racist fantasies. Good to know.

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MsJ Mar 6, 2018 • 7:01:28pm

re: #261 Skip Intro

But you’re a Canadian. You’ve already won.

I’m American. I live in Canada. And I vote in every election.

Yeah. I still win.

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JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 7:02:03pm

re: #255 Belafon
Lots of work to do still for sure.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Mar 6, 2018 • 7:02:15pm

Annnd Ted Cruz coming out swinging hard against “Congressman Robert” (Beto) O’Rourke. New statewide radio ad: “Liberal Robert wanted to fit in.
So he changed his name to Beto.
And hid it with a grin.” https://t.co/F3qX83UjzY

— Gabriel Debenedetti (@gdebenedetti) March 7, 2018

Lyin Ted Cruz as his president affectionately called him is attacking a person’s childhood nickname? Lol. https://t.co/zWhMRVl21N

— Neera Tanden 🌊 (@neeratanden) March 7, 2018

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Patricia Kayden Mar 6, 2018 • 7:03:56pm

re: #251 The Major

China isn’t the only country to restrict guns but nice try, Dana.

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bill d. (b.d.) Mar 6, 2018 • 7:03:58pm

re: #266 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Rafael Edward “Ted” Cruz said that about Beto?

lol

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The Major Mar 6, 2018 • 7:04:41pm

re: #254 MsJ

From the NYTimes:

Some people dismiss Mr. Kudlow as an ideologue. Others find him slick, shallow, overly opportunistic. And true, to paint himself in the best possible light, he has been known to edit and embellish the facts of his life as reflexively as most people clear their throats. A fellow conservative, the columnist Jude Wanniski, described him as “a swashbuckler, a car salesman, a gunslinger.”

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MsJ Mar 6, 2018 • 7:04:51pm

FUN FACT: Almost everybody that leaves the Trump White House finds a job workin’ for Bob Mueller.

— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) March 7, 2018

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MsJ Mar 6, 2018 • 7:05:27pm

re: #269 The Major

From the NYTimes:

Charming.

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gocart mozart Mar 6, 2018 • 7:05:50pm

Oh just doing my part, stocking a few shelves… pic.twitter.com/vl6lXmx2vl

— Yvette Hoffman (@radiochick841) March 6, 2018

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 7:06:02pm

re: #266 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Pretty funny from someone who goes by their more Anglo sounding middle name as opposed to his Hispanic given name but no one accused Ted Cruz of being consistent except consistently awful.

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Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 7:06:08pm

re: #264 MsJ

But you don’t have to come back. You’ve double won.

We shoot people for sport here now.

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MsJ Mar 6, 2018 • 7:06:17pm

Heh!

weird to see a Trump person resign because of policy and not a looming indictment or secret racist podcast

— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) March 6, 2018

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The Major Mar 6, 2018 • 7:07:53pm

Awww…..another anti-vax crackpot goes down in flames. GOOD. (BTW - seen your kids lately, Alex?)

— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) March 7, 2018

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Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 7:08:02pm

re: #275 MsJ

It’s early days yet.

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jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 7:08:23pm

re: #266 Backwoods_Sleuth

Ted Cruz attacks anglo-sounding name, pretending he gives a rat’s ass about Hispanic voters in Texas.

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MsJ Mar 6, 2018 • 7:08:24pm

re: #274 Skip Intro

But you don’t have to come back. You’ve double won.

We shoot people for sport here now.

I’m the “right” color. I’d pass the terrorist color chart test.

I love America. This is crushing my soul. My Canadian husband loves America and he’s deeply disturbed, too.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Mar 6, 2018 • 7:09:21pm

Trump administration to sue California over sanctuary lawshttps://t.co/zceaXC8sGK pic.twitter.com/xt4Dbc8PHP

— POLITICO (@politico) March 7, 2018

Trump and Sessions think they can bully California — but it won’t work. https://t.co/xf85HpSOqe

— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) March 7, 2018

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The Vicious Babushka Mar 6, 2018 • 7:10:01pm

re: #279 MsJ

I’m the “right” color. I’d pass the terrorist color chart test.

I love America. This is crushing my soul. My Canadian husband loves America and he’s deeply disturbed, too.

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 7:10:36pm

re: #268 bill d. (b.d.)

Rafael Edward “Ted” Cruz said that about Beto?

lol

I know right? Really petty thing to go after someone for not to mention it’s a dog whistle, look y’all O’Rourke uses a Spanish nickname. Apparently though it’s common for Anglos to adopt Hispanic nicknames in El Paso and even if not, who cares, his majority Hispanic constituents don’t mind his nickname.

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Belafon Mar 6, 2018 • 7:11:46pm

I went to go look up where Beto came from, and ran across this about O’Rourke on Wikipedia:

O’Rourke attended Carlos Rivera and Mesita Elementary Schools and El Paso High School. He graduated from Woodberry Forest School in 1991. In the early 1990s, he was a bassist[8] in the band Foss, which included Cedric Bixler-Zavala (vocalist for At the Drive-In and The Mars Volta) on vocals and drums, Arlo Klahr on vocals and guitar, and Mike Stevens on vocals and guitar. The group released a self-titled demo and a 7” record, “The El Paso Pussycats”, on Western Breed Records in 1993. They released a subsequent album, “Fewel St.”, in 1994, also on Western. Foss toured the United States and Canada in the summer of 1993 and again, along with Bixler’s concurrent band, Los Dregtones, in the summer of 1994.

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 7:11:47pm

re: #278 jaunte

Ted Cruz attacks anglo-sounding name, pretending he gives a rat’s ass about Hispanic voters in Texas.

We’re talking about a guy who hides the fact he can speak Spanish from voters. Even Rubio isn’t that lame.

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MsJ Mar 6, 2018 • 7:12:26pm

re: #281 The Vicious Babushka

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Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 7:12:32pm

re: #279 MsJ

The only right colors in America now are orange and redneck.

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Belafon Mar 6, 2018 • 7:12:58pm

re: #286 Skip Intro

The only right colors in America now are orange and redneck.

I’m seeing a whole lot of blue.

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bill d. (b.d.) Mar 6, 2018 • 7:13:15pm

re: #284 HappyWarrior

We’re talking about a guy who hides the fact he can speak Spanish from voters. Even Rubio isn’t that lame.

and his dad killed Kennedy.

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SteveMcGriftFlynnComey... ...corruptemoligate RN Mar 6, 2018 • 7:13:23pm

I had to skip a lot of the page but I think Maddie needs a bigger screen for all the jobs that were never filled

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 7:14:52pm

re: #288 bill d. (b.d.)

and his dad killed Kennedy.

//

I wonder if things are awkward between Ted and Dad after Ted strongly supported the men who said that about him. I mean Ted’s father is a horrible guy on his own but that was fucked up.

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ObserverArt Mar 6, 2018 • 7:15:18pm

re: #284 HappyWarrior

We’re talking about a guy who hides the fact he can speak Spanish from voters. Even Rubio isn’t that lame.

Awww…give “Ted” a break. He just wants to be a lilly white bigot. The guy has dreams, goals…

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Backwoods_Sleuth Mar 6, 2018 • 7:16:24pm

NEW: Senior Administration confirms to @FoxNews: Jared Kushner heading to Mexico Wednesday. Meeting w/ @EPN

— Fin Gomez (@finnygo) March 7, 2018

Bad choice, it has an extradition treaty with the United States https://t.co/rXlaKr4UBn

— David Frum (@davidfrum) March 7, 2018

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The Major Mar 6, 2018 • 7:16:38pm

Time to set up a reminder…..

The sooner the better - the less you spew vile for the National (assault) Rifle Association, the better off all American will be. Now get knitting! I expect some results posted here soon….

— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) March 7, 2018

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 7:16:45pm

re: #291 ObserverArt

Awww…give “Ted” a break. He just wants to be a lilly white bigot. The guy has dreams, goals…

Heh true.

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 7:17:24pm

re: #292 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Lo Siento people of Mexico.

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jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 7:17:55pm

re: #292 Backwoods_Sleuth

Jared Kushner heading to Mexico Wednesday. Meeting w/[some folks who need money laundered].

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Belafon Mar 6, 2018 • 7:18:07pm

re: #291 ObserverArt

Awww…give “Ted” a break. He just wants to be a lilly white bigot. The guy has dreams, goals…

We have the ~~Italian~~ Irish descendant embracing his Latino side, and the Latino embracing his Confederate side.

Edited: I was corrected.

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BlueGrl21 Mar 6, 2018 • 7:18:15pm

re: #259 Belafon

Yep. I’m hoping this is the real beginning of Democrats rise in Texas. Win a few more this year, and more in two years, etc.

“A thing is about to happen which has not happened since the Elder Days: the Ents are going to wake up and find that they are strong.’
‘What will they do?’ asked Legolas in astonishment.
‘I do not know,’ said Gandalf.
‘I do not think they know themselves.’

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The Major Mar 6, 2018 • 7:18:52pm

re: #292 Backwoods_Sleuth

What part of “The wheels of justice grind slowly, but turn very fine indeed” don’t you understand? You expect an indictment to be handed down that quick? Tell me who your dealer is so I can avoid him….

— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) March 7, 2018

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 7:19:44pm

re: #297 Belafon

We have the Italian descendant embracing his Latino side, and the Latino embracing his Confederate side.

Beto? He’s Irish not Italian. TBH reminds me of RFK a little looks wise.

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Belafon Mar 6, 2018 • 7:19:52pm

re: #299 The Major

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I’m not sure what you’re reacting to, but that’s not where his tweet was going at all.

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Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 7:20:27pm

So the “Javonka are on the outs” bs is all kayfabe too. What in this WH isn’t?

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 7:25:12pm

re: #299 The Major

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He’s calling Jared a crook, dude.

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Belafon Mar 6, 2018 • 7:25:25pm

re: #300 HappyWarrior

Beto? He’s Irish not Italian. TBH reminds me of RFK a little looks wise.

Thanks. I remembered the “I” part of his heritage when I was at his wikipedia page. Yeah, I should have guessed from the name.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Mar 6, 2018 • 7:26:08pm

Game time: @TedCruz currently tearing into @BetoORourke — by name — on conference call with Texas reporters #txsen

— Patrick Svitek (@PatrickSvitek) March 6, 2018

aka Ted Cruz is losing. to a Democrat. in Texas. and he knows it. https://t.co/FLuZb3v0Hk

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) March 7, 2018

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 7:26:44pm

re: #304 Belafon

Thanks. I remembered the “I” part when I was at his wikipedia page. Yeah, I should have guessed from the name.

Not a prob. Wonder if Beto is familiar with the San Patricio brigade during the Mexican American war. Interesting story.

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 7:27:03pm

re: #305 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Oh? He’s scared.

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Patricia Kayden Mar 6, 2018 • 7:27:35pm

re: #305 Backwoods_Sleuth

Are polls showing that Cruz will lose? Would be nice but it’s my understanding that Democrats haven’t held a statewide office in Texas in well over 20 years.

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whitebeach Mar 6, 2018 • 7:27:42pm

re: #296 jaunte

Jared Kushner heading to Mexico Wednesday. Meeting w/[some folks who need money laundered].

Somebody who knows this stuff, please tell me: Are there any better vehicles on earth for laundering money than real estate, hotels/restaurants, and … um, what else? Oh yeah, busting out casinos. I don’t know why this question came to mind.

Signed,

Curious

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Belafon Mar 6, 2018 • 7:28:06pm

I saw that 2 days ago pic.twitter.com/IXrlVosLay

— Jonathan Weber (@JWeber988) March 7, 2018

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe. Mar 6, 2018 • 7:29:22pm

re: #302 Skip Intro

So the “Javonka are ont the outs” bs is all kayfabe too. What in this WH isn’t?

Nothing. Nothing at all.

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Belafon Mar 6, 2018 • 7:30:28pm

re: #308 Patricia Kayden

Are polls showing that Cruz will lose? Would be nice but it’s my understanding that Democrats haven’t held a statewide office in Texas in well over 20 years.

It’s going to be a serious fight. And it sounds like it’s going to be nasty if Cruz is already starting. Cruz is going to overreact, though. Like any Republican, he assumed that once he got elected the first time, it would be easy after that.

Edit: As for Texas not electing a Democrat, think of Alabama.

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jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 7:31:19pm

re: #309 whitebeach

Real estate, much quieter than porn stars.

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 7:31:29pm

re: #308 Patricia Kayden

Are polls showing that Cruz will lose? Would be nice but it’s my understanding that Democrats haven’t held a statewide office in Texas in well over 20 years.

Down by 8 which is pretty impressive since he still doesn’t have name recon statewide.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Mar 6, 2018 • 7:31:45pm

Milo Yiannopoulos canceled an event in AZ because he said Scottsdale Police had informed him of credible death threats (which Milo blamed on “violent left-wing tactics”).

…but Scottsdale Police said they never received notice of any death threats. https://t.co/7Wpa9syhNV

— Caroline O. (@RVAwonk) March 7, 2018

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! https://t.co/y3beQnZkvZ

— Sleeping Giants (@slpng_giants) March 7, 2018

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William Lewis Mar 6, 2018 • 7:32:39pm

re: #299 The Major

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Dude, that sound? It was the point of his post zooming over your head ;)

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 7:32:43pm

re: #312 Belafon

It’s going to be a serious fight. And it sounds like it’s going to be nasty if Cruz is already starting. Cruz is going to overreact, though. Like any Republican, he assumed that once he got elected the first time, it would be easy after that.

After I saw Warner have to fight for re-election against Gillespie, a much less likable guy than Beto, that showed me what complacency can do. I hope Cruz is worried.

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 7:33:03pm

re: #315 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Lol loser.

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goddamnedfrank Mar 6, 2018 • 7:35:17pm

.@MickMulvaneyOMB’s statement on the departure of Gary Cohn. pic.twitter.com/PgpOH6rcdE

— OMB Press (@OMBPress) March 6, 2018

TFW you try to be nice but can’t help but throw in some antisemitic code because you’re also a gigantic dickbag. https://t.co/6BkudAFd8a

— MC 555 nanometer Jesus (@goddamnedfrank) March 7, 2018

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jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 7:35:24pm

In intvu tonight, O’Rourke responded to Cruz attacking him as out of step with Texans, asking: Who knows Texans’ priorities better? The guy who’s been to 220+ counties & held town halls constantly for the past year? Or the guy who spent big chunk of 1st term running for POTUS?

— Patrick Svitek (@PatrickSvitek) March 7, 2018

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makeitstop Mar 6, 2018 • 7:35:45pm

Regarding Josh Marshall’s speculation that Trump may have sent dick pics (ew!)…

Friendly reminder: Conservatives demanded Weiner’s resignation for doing that. Trump tweeted about Weiner 42 times. Here’s one:

My comment last March - “Anthony Weiner is a sick pervert, you think he will change? He will never change.” http://t.co/uF5F0FbwGd

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 24, 2013

Watching Trump cultists defend Trump sexting will be as amusing as it is frustrating.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Mar 6, 2018 • 7:38:01pm

These heavenly “halo brows” are strangely beautiful https://t.co/VOwk9RbKw7 pic.twitter.com/JvmlMF7cD1

— Cosmopolitan (@Cosmopolitan) March 6, 2018

They’re not. https://t.co/SfOqfeyax4

— Josh Zepps (@joshzepps) March 7, 2018

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SteveMcGriftFlynnComey... ...corruptemoligate RN Mar 6, 2018 • 7:38:14pm

re: #319 goddamnedfrank

“Career in public service”??????

You mean, like in all his year of public service Cohn is the bestest guy

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Weaselone Mar 6, 2018 • 7:39:18pm

re: #266 Backwoods_Sleuth

That’s so lame.

When Cruz married Heidi, he just couldn’t thrill her
so he took the name of a serial killer.
Then Trump insulted her straight to his face
and lyin’ Ted ran away in disgrace

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Belafon Mar 6, 2018 • 7:40:23pm

re: #322 Backwoods_Sleuth

pic.twitter.com/GuwR21OYW2

— Enzo (@enzorcapo) March 7, 2018

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jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 7:41:24pm

This is true for a lot of Trump policies, by the way. They’re more popular among his base than among everyone else. But they’re not *that* popular with his base, and they’re *really* unpopular with everyone else.

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) March 6, 2018

Trumpers uncomfortable with Putin’s economic plan for America.

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freetoken Mar 6, 2018 • 7:41:54pm

re: #322 Backwoods_Sleuth

Looks like one of those cheap costuming tricks from ST:TNG.

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 7:42:04pm

re: #319 goddamnedfrank

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Glad I wasn’t the only one who I saw that.

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JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 7:45:14pm

re: #322 Backwoods_Sleuth

Did someone get carried away on Ash Wednesday?

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JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 7:46:27pm

Kushner to visit Mexico tomorrow for official visit, Mexican government says. https://t.co/7UA3MOL7it

— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) March 7, 2018

We’re not sending our best. https://t.co/o1xEqofm05

— Daily Trix (@DailyTrix) March 7, 2018

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Patricia Kayden Mar 6, 2018 • 7:48:36pm

re: #330 JordanRules

So someone who cannot get a security clearance can represent the United States in an official capacity? Does that make sense? The things Trump gets away with are truly mind boggling.

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BlueSpotinAL Mar 6, 2018 • 7:55:59pm

Wouldn’t a Trump dick pic require a macro lens?

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Belafon Mar 6, 2018 • 7:57:15pm

re: #332 BlueSpotinAL

Wouldn’t a Trump dick pic require a macro lens?

It’s probably Obama’s. He’s just claiming it’s his.

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freetoken Mar 6, 2018 • 7:57:35pm

re: #331 Patricia Kayden

The US sends trade envoys and representatives all the time, who do not have high security clearance.

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Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 8:00:00pm

re: #331 Patricia Kayden

Jared’s probably going to try to hit Mexico up for a loan.

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Interesting Times Mar 6, 2018 • 8:03:33pm

Donald Trump cheated on his pregnant 3rd wife with a porn star, Stormy Daniels, who’s now suing him.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the man who won the Evangelical vote.

— Emilia (@PoliticalEmilia) March 7, 2018

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JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 8:04:13pm

re: #331 Patricia Kayden

And wasn’t Mexico reported as one of the nation states that has tried to take advantage of his compromised position already? This is crazy.

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freetoken Mar 6, 2018 • 8:05:35pm

The latest former-Russian-spy incident in the UK may bring to the surface some things that will spill over to this side of the Atlantic.

Putin is of course denying any involvement, but in making claims, the Kremlin and their supporters are trying to spin this into an anti-Russia propaganda effort, but are including the Steele dossier as part of this alleged effort:

From a Russian government-backed news outlet/ website:

Mainstream Media Continue to Swallow Any ‘Absurd Claims’ Levied Against Russia

Another day, another set of allegations levied against Russia. The latest two come from Christopher Steele, author of a memo alleging that Russia blocked Mitt Romney from becoming secretary of state in 2017, and the British media, which has strongly implied that Moscow assassinated a British double agent via poisoning on Monday.

[…]

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whitebeach Mar 6, 2018 • 8:06:05pm

re: #332 BlueSpotinAL

Wouldn’t a Trump dick pic require a macro lens?

Hard to say. Every Trump pic, on the golf course, in the Rose Garden, ranting insanity on TV, trampling Melania to get out of the rain, etc. etc. etc. is a dick pic, no special equipment needed to capture the image.

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Interesting Times Mar 6, 2018 • 8:06:53pm

This should be considered a type of free-form poetry:

This wk:
Nunberg subpoenaed, couldn’t stop blabbing;
Kellyanne said to have violated ethics law;
Carson realized HUD’s complicated;
Cohn quit, over tariffs not anti-Semitism;
Guy from UAE who knows stuff, cooperating w/Mueller;
Trump tweeted there’s no chaos;
It’s only Tuesday.

— Ana Navarro (@ananavarro) March 7, 2018

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whitebeach Mar 6, 2018 • 8:09:25pm

re: #335 Skip Intro

Jared’s probably going to try to hit Mexico up for a loan.

Make a RUH-UNN / For the border.

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Dave In Austin Mar 6, 2018 • 8:10:15pm

pic.twitter.com/sQdWullNZc

— Tristan Thomas (@Tristan_Thomas8) March 7, 2018

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jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 8:13:13pm

FULL STORY: Stormy Daniels, the adult film star, sued President Trump, saying that her agreement not to disclose their “intimate” relationship was invalid because he did not sign it. The lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles, was obtained by @NBCNews. https://t.co/4ROELsLigr

— NBC News (@NBCNews) March 7, 2018

Hush agreement & side letter attached to Stormy Daniels’ filing essentially shows coordination between @realDonaldTrump, Cohen & Daniels. That means the $130k payment from Cohen to Daniels to silence her during the campaign violated federal election law. Penalty is 5 year felony. https://t.co/L4DdhNCpv3

— Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) March 7, 2018

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Ace Rothstein Mar 6, 2018 • 8:14:57pm

re: #241 Skip Intro

I called Kudlow! What will I win?

Trump casino chips. As many as you want.

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Ace Rothstein Mar 6, 2018 • 8:17:55pm

re: #269 The Major

Also enjoys the hobby of cocaine.

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Skip Intro Mar 6, 2018 • 8:18:57pm

re: #337 JordanRules

And wasn’t Mexico reported as one of the nation states that has tried to take advantage of his compromised position already? This is crazy.

Yes it is. It’s possible that he’s really going there to reassure them that no matter what they may have heard, he still has full access to the most sensitive US info through his father in law and wife, so he’s still open for business.

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Ace-o-aces Mar 6, 2018 • 8:20:13pm

“yeeeaaars ago” haha sure. pic.twitter.com/yxe89nlP1z

— ɹǝɟᴉʇɔou (@KarlisleG) March 3, 2018

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whitebeach Mar 6, 2018 • 8:22:12pm

re: #343 jaunte

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It’s a funny thing to look back on, but if she hadn’t dropped out, I would have voted for her for senator in Louisiana when she was thinking about running against Vitter (open primary here, and no Dem had a chance). For one reason, fucking Diaper Dave. For another, she actually seemed pretty smart. If somehow today she came to be running against Trump, Cruz, or any other Republican in any state or city in the land, I’d be wishing her well.

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 8:24:42pm

re: #347 Ace-o-aces

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Seek help Paul.

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jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 8:26:16pm

There were reports that two polling sites in Houston didn’t have Democratic ballots during #TXPrimary elections today. Spokesperson for TX Sec of State says they don’t have to.

Seems like that’s something that should maybe be changed…https://t.co/FMxeS9gR0q

— Caroline O. (@RVAwonk) March 7, 2018

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HappyWarrior Mar 6, 2018 • 8:28:23pm

re: #350 jaunte

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Wtf

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MsJ Mar 6, 2018 • 8:28:33pm

first they came for the muslims and i did nothing

then they came for the mexicans and i did nothing

then they came for women and i did nothing

then they wanted tariffs so i resigned

-a short poem by Gary Cohn

— m i t h (@ManInTheHoody) March 7, 2018

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Hecuba's daughter Mar 6, 2018 • 8:29:11pm

So — is it true that Cohn resigned because Trump was demanding that he support the tariffs?

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jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 8:30:34pm

re: #351 HappyWarrior

“We don’t have to let you people vote.”

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jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 8:32:13pm

“…The Texas secretary of state says the Democratic and Republican parties pay for polling locations during the state’s primary elections, meaning that ballots for both don’t necessarily have to be offered at all locations.

There were reports during Texas’ first-in-the-nation primary Tuesday that two polling sites in Houston didn’t have Democratic ballots.

Secretary of State spokesman Sam Taylor says parties sometimes opt to consolidate precincts or otherwise forgo having joint polling stations with their counterparts. That can mean that voters wanting to cast ballots for the other party in certain areas have to head to another location.

Texas has a semi-open primary, meaning voters can choose whether to vote Democratic or Republican. The problem doesn’t apply to the general election since no party choice is made.”
apnews.com

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Hecuba's daughter Mar 6, 2018 • 8:34:37pm

re: #350 jaunte

Caroline O.
@RVAwonk
There were reports that two polling sites in Houston didn’t have Democratic ballots during #TXPrimary elections today. Spokesperson for TX Sec of State says they don’t have to.

Seems like that’s something that should maybe be changed…apnews.com …
10:24 PM - Mar 6, 2018

How can that be legal?? Hopefully during the November election the polling places will have complete ballots.

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Hecuba's daughter Mar 6, 2018 • 8:36:08pm

re: #356 Hecuba’s daughter

Never mind. Just read 355.

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MsJ Mar 6, 2018 • 8:37:32pm

Lowest rated Oscars in HISTORY. Problem is, we don’t have Stars anymore - except your President (just kidding, of course)!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 6, 2018

I have a script for a gritty prison-drama that would be perfect for you!#Oscars2019 https://t.co/U85tbIIOjT

— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) March 6, 2018

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Kragar Mar 6, 2018 • 8:40:40pm

Since Sam Nunberg:
-Trump says no CHAOS
-North Korea talks
-Kellyanne violates Hatch Act
-Trump admits Russian interference
-Trump likes watching aides fight
-Trump promises “very loving” tariffs
-Gary Cohn resigns
-UAE adviser cooperates with Mueller
-Stormy Daniels sues Trump

— Philip Rucker (@PhilipRucker) March 7, 2018

“What do you call your act?”
“INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK!” https://t.co/Z5wtOuMj9L

— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) March 7, 2018

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Kafitrar Mar 6, 2018 • 8:42:36pm

Does Texas not mail out sample ballots with the voter’s polling location on it?

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Unshaken Defiance Mar 6, 2018 • 8:43:36pm

re: #358 MsJ

I’m thinking Stormy Daniels had a poor rating for the performance of a certain amateur player…

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goddamnedfrank Mar 6, 2018 • 8:44:04pm

Oh my God, @soledadobrien just killed a man. pic.twitter.com/YU1BVrCvUA

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) March 7, 2018

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Amory Blaine Mar 6, 2018 • 8:47:03pm

$20 porn-unblocking fee could hit Internet users if state bill becomes law

State legislation pending in Rhode Island would force Internet service providers to block “sexual content” by default and charge a one-time fee of $20 to any Internet user who wants to view porn or other “offensive material” online. ISPs would have to hand the money they collect over to the state so it can “help fund the operations of the council on human trafficking.”

The bill was introduced on Thursday by Democratic state Senators Frank Ciccone and Hanna Gallo and is titled “An Act Relating to Public Utilities and Carriers—Internet Digital Blocking.”

ISPs “shall provide… a digital blocking capability that renders inaccessible sexual content and/or patently offensive material as defined in § 11-31-1,” the bill says. Under that state statute, sexual content includes depictions and descriptions of any act of sexual intercourse, whether “normal or perverted, actual or simulated.” Depictions of masturbation are also considered sexual content under this statute.

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Kragar Mar 6, 2018 • 8:48:19pm

lol here’s the “crowd” for the MSU Richard Spencer event. pic.twitter.com/ZsU4gMgzlB

— Rick Paulas (@RickPaulas) March 5, 2018

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Kragar Mar 6, 2018 • 8:48:44pm

re: #363 Amory Blaine

I see an ACLU lawsuit in the offing

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gocart mozart Mar 6, 2018 • 8:49:14pm

It’s not accurate. It’s not funny. It’s not clever. It’s not analysis. It’s facile. It shows an actual lack of understanding of reality tv (can’t believe I’m typing that). It’s mediocre. It’s a time when viewers need to understand what’s going on at the highest levels of govt.

— Soledad O’Brien (@soledadobrien) March 7, 2018

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BigPapa Mar 6, 2018 • 8:50:29pm

This can’t be real:

I asked Carter Page today if he’d heard from FBI or congressional investigators since the Nunes memo came out.

His reply: pic.twitter.com/fLFEvS0ORG

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) March 6, 2018

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Swampwitch Mar 6, 2018 • 8:51:36pm

Sanctuary cities, Kimmel BS, and NFL oh my! I’ll be on @foxandfriends bright and early!

— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) March 7, 2018

Fox and Friends, eh. Because she knows who’ll be watching. Sorry Topiary, but you’re a bit too old to audition for #4. https://t.co/BxLm23ITWG

— TheSwampwitch (@TheSwampwitch) March 7, 2018

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jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 8:51:50pm

At the moment, #TX02 GOP candidate Kathaleen Wall is in danger of failing to make the runoff despite self-funding to the tune of $6 million.

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) March 7, 2018

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jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 8:53:27pm

Early vote for #TX02 R primary. Suburban Harris County.
Roberts 41%, Wall 37%, Crenshaw 11%, all others <10%. #txpol #txlge

Map of districts’ vote in 2016, 2014: pic.twitter.com/hLCaV5dDRI

— J. Miles Coleman (@JMilesColeman) March 7, 2018

Look at that wacky district.

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Kragar Mar 6, 2018 • 8:54:14pm

re: #368 Swampwitch

Hope Hicks is out. Maybe Torgo is hoping she can “steam some pants” pic.twitter.com/EmuydtoHod

— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) March 7, 2018

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jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 8:55:04pm

Termpaper Lampwick

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jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 8:55:32pm

Trawler Largesse

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jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 8:56:05pm

Toots Larue

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Swampwitch Mar 6, 2018 • 8:57:08pm

Titicaca Lagoon

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Eclectic Cyborg Mar 6, 2018 • 8:57:27pm

re: #363 Amory Blaine

And these are Democrats proposing this…in Rhode Island of all places?

What the fuck?

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jaunte Mar 6, 2018 • 8:58:01pm

Toper Lashing

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Swampwitch Mar 6, 2018 • 9:04:40pm

Terpsichore Lamentations

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Hecuba's daughter Mar 6, 2018 • 9:06:38pm

Total Loser?

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JordanRules Mar 6, 2018 • 9:07:16pm

SCOOP: Ben Carson is changing HUD’s mission statement to remove anti-discrimination language. Will stress “self-sufficiency” instead. https://t.co/ygj1QtDBtF

— Amanda Terkel (@aterkel) March 7, 2018