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Kragar  May 7, 2018 • 11:33:30am

Giuliani Apocalypse seems unwieldy.

Might I suggest Rudynarok?

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JordanRules  May 7, 2018 • 11:35:00am
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Charles Johnson  May 7, 2018 • 11:35:11am
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JordanRules  May 7, 2018 • 11:35:42am
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MsJ  May 7, 2018 • 11:37:41am

re: #1 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Uh, yeah, when they return.

Payne said he was not aware how long the billboard has been up, but told us that the Calvert County Sheriff’s Office and other local officials had contacted the person responsible for it; that person agreed to take it down as soon as they return from a trip out of town in order to “alleviate the controversy.”

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Sir John Barron  May 7, 2018 • 11:38:20am

re: #1 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

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What’s the story or image?

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Charles Johnson  May 7, 2018 • 11:39:18am
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HappyWarrior  May 7, 2018 • 11:40:02am

re: #3 JordanRules

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Fucker.

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jaunte  May 7, 2018 • 11:40:07am
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Jay C  May 7, 2018 • 11:40:58am

re: #8 Charles Johnson

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Why does Sarah Sanders stating that she’s “unaware” (of anything) sound like the only truthful statement she’s likely to make all day….?

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jaunte  May 7, 2018 • 11:41:12am

@PressSec could be replaced by a sign that says “you’ll have to ask someone else.”

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HappyWarrior  May 7, 2018 • 11:41:13am

re: #5 JordanRules

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NRA is all about rule of law.//

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Targetpractice  May 7, 2018 • 11:42:10am

re: #12 jaunte

@PressSec could be replaced by a sign that says “you’ll have to ask someone else.”

And the press would still defend it with the remaining shreds of their credibility.

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jaunte  May 7, 2018 • 11:42:35am

re: #14 Targetpractice

“The sign is just doing it’s job.”

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MsJ  May 7, 2018 • 11:42:57am

re: #7 Sir John Barron

What’s the story or image?

The sign itself reads:

Hey liberals, better get your guns if you try to impeach President Trump. From all of your deplorables in Calvert County.

From Snopes: snopes.com

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jaunte  May 7, 2018 • 11:44:54am

“Knock the hell out of ‘em” Donald is not the inventor of bullying!”

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Jay C  May 7, 2018 • 11:45:00am

re: #7 Sir John Barron

What’s the story or image?

It’s a billboard erected someplace in Maryland. It says:

HEY LIBERALS
BETTER GET YOUR GUNS
IF YOU TRY TO IMPEACH
PRESIDENT TRUMP

from all of your deplorables in calvert county

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Charles Johnson  May 7, 2018 • 11:46:49am
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Dr. Matt  May 7, 2018 • 11:47:30am

re: #8 Charles Johnson

Sanders says she’s “unaware” of any other women who’ve gotten hush money payments from the president of the United States. littlegreenfootballs.com pic.twitter.com

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) May 7, 2018

Translation: There are more women…..many more women.

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HappyWarrior  May 7, 2018 • 11:47:35am

re: #19 Charles Johnson

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We know you’re going to tear it up.

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HappyWarrior  May 7, 2018 • 11:48:00am

re: #20 Dr. Matt

Translation: There are more women…..many more women.

Mitt Romney has the binders full of them.

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Blind Frog Belly White  May 7, 2018 • 11:49:16am

re: #20 Dr. Matt

Translation: There are more women…..many more women.

It’s clear she figures ‘Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies’ seriously WRT her boss.

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Targetpractice  May 7, 2018 • 11:49:36am

re: #19 Charles Johnson

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We already know, Donald: You’re going to make the decision all about you, going to shit all over our allies in the process, and you’re going to act “tough” on Iran to cover for the fact that Li’l Kim has you by the balls.

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Single-handed sailor  May 7, 2018 • 11:50:00am

Always remember to put the fuel hose back before driving away from the pump.

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Stanley Sea  May 7, 2018 • 11:50:21am

And he’s gonna crash melons event.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 7, 2018 • 11:50:39am

re: #24 Targetpractice

We already know, Donald: You’re going to make the decision all about you, going to shit all over our allies in the process, and you’re going to act “tough” on Iran to cover for the fact that Li’l Kim has you by the balls.

and making noise about Iran drives up the price of oil, which makes Putin happy…and makes life even more expensive for people in rural areas who have little access to alternative transportation

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Kragar  May 7, 2018 • 11:52:24am
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HappyWarrior  May 7, 2018 • 11:53:10am

re: #28 Kragar

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And lying about it.

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  May 7, 2018 • 11:54:25am
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Targetpractice  May 7, 2018 • 11:55:07am

I forgot that we can also look forward to Donny talking about how he’s going to come up with a “better” deal with Iran that will be bilateral, trading Iranian disarmament for the “promise” that America won’t blow the fuck out of them.

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MsJ  May 7, 2018 • 11:55:58am

“Seize their children”

Think about that.

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HappyWarrior  May 7, 2018 • 11:56:03am

No difference between the parties is the ultimate expression of privilege.

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jaunte  May 7, 2018 • 11:59:35am

re: #32 MsJ

For you were a stranger, and to whip up my xenophobic voter base for momentary power, I seized you and separated you from your children

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 7, 2018 • 12:01:04pm

re: #32 MsJ

“Seize their children”

Think about that.

He has the letter of the law on his side.

It shows the need to finally come up with humane laws and policies.

The ones we have are now in the hands of people who use them for inhumane purposes.

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HappyWarrior  May 7, 2018 • 12:01:48pm

re: #34 jaunte


For you were a stranger, and to whip up my xenophobic voter base for momentary power, I seized you and separated you from your children

Doesn’t quite have the same ring does it?

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Aucun pays pour les vieux ennemis  May 7, 2018 • 12:14:16pm

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VegasGolfer  May 7, 2018 • 12:46:44pm

re: #1 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Like these fat fucking couch warriors don’t know that people on the other side aren’t armed too?
I myself have plenty of firepower at my disposal if all hell breaks loose.
The difference is we don’t fetishize our guns like they do, and believe in responsible gun regulations.

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ajcharnc  May 7, 2018 • 1:03:13pm

OT:

A bit of Rudy silliness from Randy Rainbow. (I’m not a fan of most of his parody but this one is classic.)

RUDY and the BEAST - Randy Rainbow Song Parody


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