Giuliani Apocalypse seems unwieldy.
Might I suggest Rudynarok?
Jeff Sessions tells immigrant/refugee parents who bring kids that he’ll seize their children.
Prepared remarks from his speech today in Scottsdale, Arizona: pic.twitter.com/ONiXkJFE5X— Dominic Holden (@dominicholden) May 7, 2018
Trump has made it very clear many times that he loves the idea of torturing people. Not surprising that he wants a torturer to run the CIA.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) May 7, 2018
Russian-backed terror group selects noted international arms smuggler as its new President https://t.co/Fqc11yFaX3 pic.twitter.com/QOzUJ4Sydh
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) May 7, 2018
— Matt Ortega (@MattOrtega) May 7, 2018
re: #1 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel
Uh, yeah, when they return.
Payne said he was not aware how long the billboard has been up, but told us that the Calvert County Sheriff’s Office and other local officials had contacted the person responsible for it; that person agreed to take it down as soon as they return from a trip out of town in order to “alleviate the controversy.”
Sanders says she’s “unaware” of any other women who’ve gotten hush money payments from the president of the United States. https://t.co/vwu1EaDXMB pic.twitter.com/SXJm5eQkQk
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) May 7, 2018
Citing the Hatch Act, @PressSec says she can’t comment on the West Virginia Senate Race.
— David P Gelles (@gelles) May 7, 2018
Like that ever mattered before. https://t.co/qhbrZjVhYs
— Laffy (@GottaLaff) May 7, 2018
re: #8 Charles Johnson
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Why does Sarah Sanders stating that she’s “unaware” (of anything) sound like the only truthful statement she’s likely to make all day….?
@PressSec could be replaced by a sign that says “you’ll have to ask someone else.”
re: #14 Targetpractice
“The sign is just doing it’s job.”
re: #7 Sir John Barron
What’s the story or image?
The sign itself reads:
Hey liberals, better get your guns if you try to impeach President Trump. From all of your deplorables in Calvert County.
From Snopes: snopes.com
“Knock the hell out of ‘em” Donald is not the inventor of bullying!”
re: #7 Sir John Barron
What’s the story or image?
It’s a billboard erected someplace in Maryland. It says:
HEY LIBERALS
BETTER GET YOUR GUNS
IF YOU TRY TO IMPEACH
PRESIDENT TRUMPfrom all of your deplorables in calvert county
I will be announcing my decision on the Iran Deal tomorrow from the White House at 2:00pm.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 7, 2018
re: #8 Charles Johnson
Sanders says she’s “unaware” of any other women who’ve gotten hush money payments from the president of the United States. littlegreenfootballs.com pic.twitter.com
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) May 7, 2018
Translation: There are more women…..many more women.
re: #20 Dr. Matt
Translation: There are more women…..many more women.
Mitt Romney has the binders full of them.
re: #20 Dr. Matt
Translation: There are more women…..many more women.
It’s clear she figures ‘Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies’ seriously WRT her boss.
re: #19 Charles Johnson
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We already know, Donald: You’re going to make the decision all about you, going to shit all over our allies in the process, and you’re going to act “tough” on Iran to cover for the fact that Li’l Kim has you by the balls.
Always remember to put the fuel hose back before driving away from the pump.
今日なんかあったみたいですね(ハナホジ pic.twitter.com/iPZly6YY91
— けいたん@爆音欠乏症 (@pon_ikee) May 1, 2018
re: #24 Targetpractice
We already know, Donald: You’re going to make the decision all about you, going to shit all over our allies in the process, and you’re going to act “tough” on Iran to cover for the fact that Li’l Kim has you by the balls.
and making noise about Iran drives up the price of oil, which makes Putin happy…and makes life even more expensive for people in rural areas who have little access to alternative transportation
The probably only elected him because they wanted some who has plenty of experience testifying about crimes to a Congressional hearing
— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) May 7, 2018
These Republican monsters do not represent America’s ideals. Too many people didn’t vote, so our fringe crazies temporarily took power and are in the process of proving that they’re scum.
— Jeff “We call BS” Furlington (@FurlingtonJeff) May 7, 2018
I forgot that we can also look forward to Donny talking about how he’s going to come up with a “better” deal with Iran that will be bilateral, trading Iranian disarmament for the “promise” that America won’t blow the fuck out of them.
No difference between the parties is the ultimate expression of privilege.
re: #32 MsJ
For you were a stranger, and to whip up my xenophobic voter base for momentary power, I seized you and separated you from your children
re: #32 MsJ
“Seize their children”
Think about that.
He has the letter of the law on his side.
It shows the need to finally come up with humane laws and policies.
The ones we have are now in the hands of people who use them for inhumane purposes.
re: #34 jaunte
For you were a stranger, and to whip up my xenophobic voter base for momentary power, I seized you and separated you from your children
Doesn’t quite have the same ring does it?
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re: #1 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel
Like these fat fucking couch warriors don’t know that people on the other side aren’t armed too?
I myself have plenty of firepower at my disposal if all hell breaks loose.
The difference is we don’t fetishize our guns like they do, and believe in responsible gun regulations.