The Bob Cesca Show: Point of Order

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Point Of Order — NSFW; Jody Hamilton from the Stephanie Miller Show is here; It’s Bob’s Birthday Show; Carol Burnett nominated for an Emmy; Madness in the House Judiciary Committee testimony of Peter Strzok; The Republicans are owned by Russia; Trump threatens to withdraw from NATO; The World War III scenario; Brett Kavanaugh accumulated huge credit debt buying baseball tickets; Kavanaugh’s Jim Jordan problem; Manafort’s Mugshot; Manafort moves to Alexandria jail; Manafort, Kilimnik and Tad Devine; and so much more.

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148 comments

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freetoken  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:21:09pm

Sean Carroll has started a new podcast, and his fourth guest is Anthony Pinn. Pinn is interesting not just because he’s another atheist who started out as a preacher, but his concern is the very religious African American community and various social issues:

Episode 4: Anthony Pinn on Humanism, Theology, and the Black Community

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:21:29pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:23:33pm
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Archangelus  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:25:17pm

Your feel-good story of the day:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:25:42pm
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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:30:18pm

re: #4 Archangelus

Your feel-good story of the day:

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Something you’re not telling us Tony?//

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PhillyPretzel  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:38:46pm

re: #4 Archangelus

Kinda makes you wonder doesn’t it. Is he or isn’t he?

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Targetpractice  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:38:56pm

House GOP drag their designated “villain” before Judiciary Committee, once again show why they don’t have the intellectual capacity to interrogate a ham sandwich.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:40:56pm

All joking aside, Tony Perkins is an awful pos

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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:42:49pm

re: #8 Targetpractice

House GOP drag their designated “villain” before Judiciary Committee, once again show why they don’t have the intellectual capacity to interrogate a ham sandwich.

I’m imagining Jordan yelling at a ham sandwich now, thanks.

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PhillyPretzel  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:43:33pm

To tell the truth I prefer this Perkins. Wild Kingdom is a great show.
en.wikipedia.org

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:45:28pm

re: #6 HappyWarrior

Something you’re not telling us Tony?//

I always thought the much more famous Tony Perkins having been gay drove him crazy.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:45:59pm
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JordanRules  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:46:19pm
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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:46:23pm

re: #12 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

I always thought the much more famous Tony Perkins having been gay drove him crazy.

Probably

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Targetpractice  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:46:24pm

The GOP also put on display today that they have absolutely no hard evidence at all to support their “Deep State” BS. Much like Hillary’s marathon hearing, they decided that just throwing around large numbers (“thousands of texts!,” “pages of texts!,” “hours of work!,” etc) and harping on the same handful of texts to show “bias” was enough to make their case.

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Unshaken Defiance  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:48:35pm

re: #16 Targetpractice

Deep State? just another crappy fiction series.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:50:15pm

re: #17 Unshaken Defiance

Deep State? just another crappy fiction series.

The deep state stuff is so pathetic.

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bratwurst  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:50:38pm

Even if I like to complain about condo living, I am more than happy to share 2 walls in exchange for never dealing with a flooded basement or being on the hook by myself for a new roof.

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JordanRules  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:51:24pm
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JordanRules  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:52:22pm
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Charles Johnson  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:54:19pm
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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:54:51pm

re: #21 JordanRules

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This makes me sick. Good for Taylor doing the right thing. I don’t think any agency let alone a taxpayer one should be able to deny. I have a cousin who is gay and he and his husband have two daughters. He’s a brilliant guy and loves his family very much.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:55:47pm

What if your religious objections think children shouldn’t be placed with Evangelicals?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:58:27pm
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Skip Intro  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:58:45pm

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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:59:25pm

re: #25 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I’m sure Louie cheated on his wife with another pig.

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MsJ  Jul 12, 2018 • 5:59:31pm
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Belafon  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:00:38pm

re: #25 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Stanley Sea  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:01:25pm

re: #19 bratwurst

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Even if I like to complain about condo living, I am more than happy to share 2 walls in exchange for never dealing with a flooded basement or being on the hook by myself for a new roof.

Dude, I’m spending a ton hiring! I put together 4 chairs, not hard. But the sofa and the bed will be left to pro’s. I might die trying to get them out of the box.

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Belafon  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:02:06pm
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JordanRules  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:04:38pm
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Targetpractice  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:05:53pm

re: #32 JordanRules

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Thank you, Captain Obvious.

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A Mom Anon  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:06:00pm

re: #28 MsJ

Like NOW. It shouldn’t be too damned hard to build a LOT of cases and get some assholes away from decent humans. What the fuck has to break in humans to make them so awful? My heart is totally broken.

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JordanRules  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:07:14pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:07:37pm
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JordanRules  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:08:13pm

re: #33 Targetpractice

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

With an added shout out to Sgt. Who Could Have Predicted…

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wheat-dogg  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:09:20pm

For all you Dr Alice Roberts fanbois and fangals

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MsJ  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:09:47pm

re: #32 JordanRules

From the No Shit Sherlock file.

It’s a big assed file.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:11:11pm

re: #32 JordanRules

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They can stop giving to the GOP then

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freetoken  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:14:32pm

Trump has even the Tories mad at him:

Disrespectful and divisive: Reaction to Donald Trump’s latest Brexit broadside

[…]

Conservative MP Sarah Wollaston said Mr Trump was “determined to insult” Mrs May.

She added: “The divisive, dog-whistle rhetoric in his @TheSun interview is repulsive.

“If signing up to the #Trump world view is the price of a deal, it’s not worth paying.”

[…]

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Skip Intro  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:14:56pm

re: #35 JordanRules

Picked for his close ties to the Washington establishment The Hill says.

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MsJ  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:15:37pm

re: #41 freetoken

Trump has even the Tories mad at him:

Disrespectful and divisive: Reaction to Donald Trump’s latest Brexit broadside

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Just like what he did in Canada… Rallied all the Progressive Conservatives (Canada’s right) around Trudeau.

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wheat-dogg  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:15:58pm

re: #41 freetoken

Trump has even the Tories mad at him:

Disrespectful and divisive: Reaction to Donald Trump’s latest Brexit broadside

Russian bull in European china shop.

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JordanRules  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:16:56pm

Sandy Hook Mom
Her Twitter feed breaks my heart a lot and inspires me at times.
We saw the evil then and now it’s maddeningly more powerful. How the alt right treated these families was and is sickening. And FB was and is a willing cheerleader.

We can still try to do right by these folks tho. Local action and legislation will probably have to be the route for now. The latest Supreme Court nominee makes moving the needle on the federal side more unlikely.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:17:11pm

Like clockwork from an RW friend I am this close to cutting all ties with the following message/link shows up in my FB messenger:

VIDEO: Trey Gowdy DESTROYS Peter Strzok at Congressional Hearing!

I have told him several times to stop sending stuff like that to me.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:17:59pm

re: #4 Archangelus

Your feel-good story of the day:

I’ve been asking for a Sign. Maybe this is it.//

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:18:47pm

re: #47 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

I’ve been asking for a Sign. Maybe this is it.//

Nelson - ha ha

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Patricia Kayden  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:19:48pm

re: #22 Charles Johnson

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They are so unhappy that it makes me happy. Lol.

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JordanRules  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:20:35pm
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sagehen  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:20:50pm

re: #22 Charles Johnson

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That dress looks like an attempted Guinevere costume.

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Belafon  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:23:44pm

re: #50 JordanRules

2009-2017. Didn’t seem to matter then, I don’t give a shit now.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:25:08pm

re: #50 JordanRules

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I’m sure the FBI agents who investigated the Mafia said only nice things. Btw Trump has proven Peter right about him in every way.

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Belafon  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:25:31pm

re: #50 JordanRules

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JordanRules  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:27:38pm

re: #51 sagehen

That dress looks like an attempted Guinevere costume.

Yes. Yes. That is what I’m getting. Couldn’t quite figure it out.
Very costumey.

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JordanRules  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:28:34pm
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Charles Johnson  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:29:15pm
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Patricia Kayden  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:31:21pm

re: #50 JordanRules

He was removed from investigating Trump by Mueller. His hatred of Trump is irrelevant to Mueller’s findings. Also Strzok expressed disdain of Secretary Clinton and Bernie Sanders too.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:31:22pm

re: #57 Charles Johnson

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Also the words of someone who has never had a currywurst in Berlin or Tikka Masala in London. Dumbass wanker. My third grandmother was an immigrant to Scotland from Ireland and then to the US.

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Belafon  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:31:23pm

re: #50 JordanRules

As others pointed out in the replies, that probably describes anyone who’s prosecuted a child molester.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:31:39pm

re: #58 Patricia Kayden

He was removed from investigating Trump by Mueller. His hatred of Trump is irrelevant to Mueller’s findings. Also Strzok expressed disdain of Secretary Clinton and Bernie Sanders too.

Exactly

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:34:08pm

OT:

Haven’t shared any poetry in awhile but I just wrote this little one and thought others might like it:

THE ROSE

In my garden sits a flower.
Just a solitary rose.
Why it grows there with no other.
Perhaps God only knows.

The winds have yet to take it down,
It survived the summer storms.
No animal has ripped it up,
It’s stands tall in perfect form.

The soil’s not so great there.
It’s somewhat hidden from the light.
Yet it stays there, calm and beautiful,
Through the day and night.

Not a single mark or blemish,
Not a petal out of place.
Rising up so strong and stoic,
Thing of beauty and of grace.

I’ve lost much in this garden,
And perhaps that’s how it goes,
But sure as the sun will rise again,
I still have my perfect rose.

This tiny, vibrant flower,
Best thing my garden ever grew.
I wonder: Was it put here
So I’d always think of you?

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Patricia Kayden  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:35:15pm

re: #57 Charles Johnson

Good to see that Trump, who is married to an immigrant and is the son of an immigrant, is spreading his anti-immigration nonsense abroad. He just can’t hide his racism.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:35:55pm

The pilgrims were immigrants in the Netherlands too btw. The former French President Hollande is of Dutch descent. One of my distant ancestors went from Switzerland to Central Germany too

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:35:56pm
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garzooma  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:46:35pm

All anyone needs to know is that in 10-hours of hearing no Republican inquisitor could even address let alone refute Stzrok’s point the he “information [that] had the potential to derail and quite possibly defeat Mr. Trump, but the thought of expressing that or exposing that information never crossed my mind.” And it’s easy to see why — what’s the comeback to that?

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MsJ  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:47:35pm

re: #66 garzooma

All anyone needs to know is that in 10-hours of hearing no Republican inquisitor could even address let alone refute Stzrok’s point the he “information [that] had the potential to derail and quite possibly defeat Mr. Trump, but the thought of expressing that or exposing that information never crossed my mind.” And it’s easy to see why — what’s the comeback to that?

They did it for sound bites. Nothing more.

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EPR-radar  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:48:16pm

re: #46 Eclectic Cyborg

Like clockwork from an RW friend I am this close to cutting all ties with the following message/link shows up in my FB messenger:

VIDEO: Trey Gowdy DESTROYS Peter Strzok at Congressional Hearing!

I have told him several times to stop sending stuff like that to me.

I recommend entertaining yourself with several pointed comments about Gowdy Doody Time in Congress and see what the reaction is. Trump humpers are barely human.

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jaunte  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:51:23pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:51:24pm
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jaunte  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:52:20pm
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MsJ  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:53:12pm

Oh boy. To quote Flounder, “Oh boy, this is going to be great!”

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:56:39pm

Arpaio is 86. If he somehow won would he be the oldest person ever elected to the senate for the first time?

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jaunte  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:56:53pm

re: #72 MsJ

Well, it could be kind of a shock. He’s never heard anyone else say “blowjob” before.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 6:57:40pm

re: #73 Eclectic Cyborg

Arpaio is 86. If he somehow won would he be the oldest person ever elected to the senate for the first time?

Have to assume so. He ain’t winning tho

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gocart mozart  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:02:05pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:02:35pm

Evening Lizardim.

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Belafon  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:02:47pm

re: #65 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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This has caused people I know who don’t particularly like politics to speak up. The only people who seem to think this is OK are the people who would have been OK if Trump had shot someone on 5th avenue.

Fascism may be creeping, but it’s not catching the hearts and minds of most of the public. It is important, though, to know what is going on.

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jaunte  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:06:13pm
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gocart mozart  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:06:52pm

Of course Sessions is a shit person.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:08:11pm
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Single-handed sailor  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:08:30pm

So much win.

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BeachDem  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:09:16pm

Heh—have I mentioned how much I love this guy?

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Patricia Kayden  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:11:08pm

re: #65 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Powerful. And he’s right that Trump is testing us to see how far he can go and get us to ignore his human rights abuses.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:12:14pm

re: #81 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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I’ve met Gerry.

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jaunte  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:13:52pm

Example the umpteenth of why “originalism” is delusional.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:13:57pm

re: #76 gocart mozart

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Ya think 2020 Manafort would have some neck tatts?

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freetoken  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:15:06pm

There was an interesting letter in Nature yesterday, one that just begs to be misunderstood, or misused:

Hominin occupation of the Chinese Loess Plateau since about 2.1 million years ago

Considerable attention has been paid to dating the earliest appearance of hominins outside Africa. The earliest skeletal and artefactual evidence for the genus Homo in Asia currently comes from Dmanisi, Georgia, and is dated to approximately 1.77-1.85 million years ago (Ma)1. Two incisors that may belong to Homo erectus come from Yuanmou, south China, and are dated to 1.7 Ma2; the next-oldest evidence is an H. erectus cranium from Lantian (Gongwangling)—which has recently been dated to 1.63 Ma3—and the earliest hominin fossils from the Sangiran dome in Java, which are dated to about 1.5-1.6 Ma4. Artefacts from Majuangou III5 and Shangshazui6 in the Nihewan basin, north China, have also been dated to 1.6-1.7 Ma. Here we report an Early Pleistocene and largely continuous artefact sequence from Shangchen, which is a newly discovered Palaeolithic locality of the southern Chinese Loess Plateau, near Gongwangling in Lantian county. The site contains 17 artefact layers that extend from palaeosol S15—dated to approximately 1.26 Ma—to loess L28, which we date to about 2.12 Ma. This discovery implies that hominins left Africa earlier than indicated by the evidence from Dmanisi.

There have been some news articles, some better than others. E.g.:

Oldest Stone Tools Outside Africa Unearthed in China

I have issues with that take, but it tries. Science Magazine’s Ann Gibbons also writes a story about it, but again I take issue with her approach (as I seem to do more and more, as I think she does not use precise enough language in her articles):

And for the abuse part: Just read the comments to the Japanese Times (always a bit dodgy of a website anyway) publication of the AP article (whose title is actually a bit more accurate than most, by using the phrase “human kin”):

Stone tools 2.1 million years old unearthed in China suggest human kin left Africa earlier than thought

The comments is full of creationists and racists. (Always the racists it seems in these comments.)

Put simply: The Hominini clearly included quite a number of species. Not all of them contributed to us. There is no way to tell if the tools discovered in China have a connection to any species which contributed to us. It seems likely that all great apes that are in our lineage from the most recent common ancestors with the genus Pan were tool users of some sort, from the most crude of tools to stone shaping, so any tool discovered may not be from one of our direct ancestors.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:17:24pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:18:44pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:19:46pm
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Belafon  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:25:06pm

re: #91 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

To think, this all started with a pride eating some poachers.

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sagehen  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:25:30pm

re: #80 gocart mozart

Of course Sessions is a shit person.

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Reminder for those who might suggest this is “ancient history”… Morgan Freeman was born 4 years before Emmett Till.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:28:14pm

re: #93 sagehen

Reminder for those who might suggest this is “ancient history”… Morgan Freeman was born 4 years before Emmett Till.

Trump is closer to age to Till than he is Mike Pence.

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JordanRules  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:29:26pm
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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:30:53pm

re: #95 JordanRules

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Correct sigh

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JordanRules  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:31:08pm

I love Soonergrunt!

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goddamnedfrank  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:31:46pm

re: #45 JordanRules

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A hollow voice says, Covfefe.  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:31:47pm

re: #68 EPR-radar

I recommend entertaining yourself with several pointed comments about Gowdy Doody Time in Congress and see what the reaction is. Trump humpers are barely human.

Send him the link to Wonkette’s live-blogging of that debacle.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:31:49pm

This is just awesome

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:32:11pm

re: #97 JordanRules

I love Soonergrunt!

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Also, Trump is the first President in history to promise to do an awful lot of really shitty stuff that the majority didn’t actually want.

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JordanRules  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:34:43pm
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JordanRules  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:36:48pm

re: #100 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

This is just awesome

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Great stuff!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:37:12pm
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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:37:51pm

re: #97 JordanRules

I love Soonergrunt!

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Waaah. Waaah. Grow a fucking pair, Charlie. We dealt with your President attacking Obama’s citizenship.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:40:55pm

re: #102 JordanRules

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She’s awesome. Never heard of her before

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goddamnedfrank  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:41:48pm
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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:42:49pm

re: #107 goddamnedfrank

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I hate the idea so of course Bernie loves em

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:44:22pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:44:43pm

re: #109 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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And violate how many international treaties in the process?

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MsJ  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:47:44pm
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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:48:35pm

re: #109 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Uh the Air Force? Besides we all know Trump is one of the aliens from Men In Black. He’s Edgar if Edgar were dumb and mean.

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JordanRules  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:48:49pm

Leakers already covered the rounds on his closest advisors who have called him every version of dumbass under the sun.

This whole shebang was farcical on so many levels. So many. The shots of ethanol powered hypocrisy were just a damn appetizer.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:49:10pm
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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:49:33pm

re: #113 JordanRules

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Leakers already covered the rounds on his closest advisors who have called him every version of dumbass under the sun.

This whole shebang was farcical on so many levels. So many. The shots of ethanol powered hypocrisy were just a damn appetizer.

I’d love to know what Kelly was saying.

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freetoken  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:51:53pm

Friday the 13th could be your lucky day.

The MegaMillions game jackpot is estimated to be $340M.

Can we resist???????

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gocart mozart  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:54:44pm

This is a derp supernova

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jaunte  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:54:57pm

re: #116 freetoken

It’s the Ultimate Math Test!

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freetoken  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:56:01pm

re: #118 jaunte

According to the State of California:

Match Odds 1 in
All 5 of 5 and Mega 302,575,350

So the jackpot will be a bit over half-way (because they are $2 tickets) to being large enough to make sense to buy a ticket.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:56:03pm

re: #117 gocart mozart

This is a derp supernova

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You guys do know who you supported for President right? I know you’re stupid Trump cultists but holy shit.

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Single-handed sailor  Jul 12, 2018 • 7:59:03pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:01:23pm

re: #121 Single-handed sailor

So Trump tried to mansplain Brexit and failed miserably…or he’s just lying out his ass again.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:01:56pm

re: #122 Eclectic Cyborg

So Trump tried to mansplain Brexit and failed miserably…or he’s just lying out his ass again.

Or both.

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Single-handed sailor  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:02:42pm
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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:05:26pm

re: #124 Single-handed sailor

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That’s how he is with everything. He doesn’t know shit about Brexit or anything. The dumbass went to where Brexit was least popular and hailed its success. He’s a fucking dumbass and I regret that I don’t have the way with adjectives that the Scots do.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:05:40pm

re: #122 Eclectic Cyborg

So Trump tried to mansplain Brexit and failed miserably…or he’s just lying out his ass again.

Can’t it be both?

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A hollow voice says, Covfefe.  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:06:42pm

re: #119 freetoken

According to the State of California:

So the jackpot will be a bit over half-way (because they are $2 tickets) to being large enough to make sense to buy a ticket.

I buy a ticket if the jackpot goes over $400 million. It ALMOST makes sense.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:07:14pm

Lubbock talk show host Wade Wilkes has discovered a handy new word:

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:07:21pm

Are the dolphins leaving?

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freetoken  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:09:17pm

re: #127 A hollow voice says, Covfefe.

Because there are secondary prizes, the expected return on a ticket will surpass the price of a ticket before the jackpot hits $604M. I’ve not figured out the actual turnover point, but I suspect it’s a bit over $500M.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:09:35pm

re: #128 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Lubbock talk show host Wade Wilkes has discovered a handy new word:

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Psst Wade, you’ve been calling us that for years, ya dumb wingnut fuckstickle and I’d rather be a moonbat than a constipated conservative.

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jaunte  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:10:56pm

re: #128 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

The Lubbock time-warp, back to the early 2000s.

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jaunte  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:12:10pm
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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:12:31pm

Saw a cool sign at the restaurant I ate on the way home from my eye doctor appointment tonight. The bathroom sign was a combination of the traditional male/female sign with “Whichever” written. Great food and ambiance too. I got the Chicken curry. Really nice people too. They have a great beer and wine selection as well. And they have music on Saturdays and they’re going to open up an ice cream shop nearby too.

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A hollow voice says, Covfefe.  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:12:37pm

re: #130 freetoken

Because there are secondary prizes, the expected return on a ticket will surpass the price of a ticket before the jackpot hits $604M. I’ve not figured out the actual turnover point, but I suspect it’s a bit over $500M.

Figuring out the cost/benefit ratio would be beyond my skills (Stat 2 was a long time ago, and didn’t cover anything that advanced anyway), but I figured that $400M wasn’t completely silly. When the ticket costs $1, I wait until $40M on the same principle.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:13:47pm

re: #133 jaunte

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This is someone who seriously talked about our economy as if we were in the Great Depression and now thinks we’re in the most prosperous time ever. He’s not even really lying. I think he is that delusional. His advisers meanwhile are too chicken shit to tell him the truth. And his cult? Well they believe everything he says.

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BeachDem  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:17:26pm

re: #106 HappyWarrior

She’s awesome. Never heard of her before

Bonnie Watson Coleman stumped for Hillary. She came to one of our events and she was wonderful—smart, funny and very personable.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:20:14pm

re: #137 BeachDem

Bonnie Watson Coleman stumped for Hillary. She came to one of our events and she was wonderful—smart, funny and very personable.

She seems like good people. Did ya see Gerry Connolly’s awesome take down of the hypocrites? I’ve met Gerry before. For the longest time, he was the “other” Boston Irish Catholic in the NOVA delegation, now he’s the most senior member!

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freetoken  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:23:12pm

Feel the drama from last Tuesday:

MM07102018

Talk about being snubbed by the Emmy committee…

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freetoken  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:25:22pm

Regarding being snubbed by the Emmy gang:

2018 Emmy Nominations: The Biggest Snubs and Surprises

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Dave In Austin  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:27:09pm
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JordanRules  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:27:45pm

re: #124 Single-handed sailor

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I appreciate people who tie it back to what we clearly saw in the beginning. It’s also a nice reminder of how most of the press soft stepped every incidence of pure incompetence even as Hillary blatantly called it out.

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JordanRules  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:30:37pm
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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:30:45pm

re: #142 JordanRules

I appreciate people who tie it back to what we clearly saw in the beginning. It’s also a nice reminder of how most of the press soft stepped every incidence of pure incompetence even as Hillary blatantly called it out.

Honestly, if HRC is angry, I don’t blame her. Everything she said about Trump was true.And so many of us even on the left scoffed at it. You know who didn’t get why Trump was a danger? Fucking Bernie.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:31:13pm

re: #143 JordanRules

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Cybersecurity is the future so of course King Coal is ignoring its importance.

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A hollow voice says, Covfefe.  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:33:07pm

re: #141 Dave In Austin

Again I do not admire her sartorial taste.

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freetoken  Jul 12, 2018 • 8:33:17pm

So, I’m watching the MegaMillions Youtube channel: youtube.com
and all the episodes seem alike.

I think they need new writers.

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mmmirele  Jul 12, 2018 • 9:17:03pm

re: #104 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

This would be my congressman. I went (again) and left a comment on his Facebook:

Deana Holmes Deana has a badge showing that they are a constituent of Andy Biggs It’s being reported that you spent your entire five minutes blasting Strzok and he wasn’t allowed to respond. You know, that’s just jackass behavior, Congressman. You need to come home and explain why you’re such a jerk to us, your constituents.

This guy has never held an open town hall. He sneaks around to evangelical churches and holds impromptu secret town halls. I’m doubly offended—first that he’s sneaking around to evangelical churches, and second, he’s Mormon and evangelicals think Mormons are non-Christian cultists. Making common cause with people who think you’re going to hell is disgusting.


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