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Patricia Kayden  Aug 4, 2018 • 5:39:01pm
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fern01  Aug 4, 2018 • 5:46:49pm

And the media refer to her as “assistant to the president”

Why don’t they call her “the president’s daughter”. The daughter/s of EVERY other President have been referred to as “the President’s daughter”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 4, 2018 • 5:47:11pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 4, 2018 • 5:47:48pm
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jaunte  Aug 4, 2018 • 5:50:55pm

Ivanka is actually dumber in an interview than I had imagined.

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Ace Rothstein  Aug 4, 2018 • 5:51:09pm

Ivanka sounds like she smokes three packs a day of Lucky non-filters.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 4, 2018 • 5:51:31pm
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jaunte  Aug 4, 2018 • 5:52:51pm

re: #7 Backwoods_Sleuth

a gas tank explosion in someone’s home nearby

Reichstag Fire ala Maduro

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 4, 2018 • 5:58:50pm

re: #7 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Skip Intro  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:02:58pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:04:17pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:07:11pm

this nonsense again:

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sagehen  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:09:23pm

re: #1 Patricia Kayden

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also, Melania seems to have taken LeBron’s side.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:12:20pm
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jaunte  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:13:07pm
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wheat-dogg  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:13:40pm

I was doing family things earlier, so pardon the late snark.

re: #115 fern01

A post 70 year old president bringing a 29 year old ex employee on board AF1 - was this in response to the wife’s latest offering?

Imagine if Obama had done any of this sh!t

Don’t come knockin’ if the airplane’s rockin’

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Bubblehead II  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:16:57pm
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BeachDem  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:17:29pm

re: #13 sagehen

also, Melania seems to have taken LeBron’s side.

But her idiotic spokesperson couldn’t even get that right:

First—she wrote: It looks like LeBron James is working to do good things on behalf of our next generation and just as she always has, the First Lady encourages everyone to have an open dialogue about issues facing children today. As you know, Mrs. Trump has traveled the country and world talking to children about their well-being, healthy living, and the importance of responsible online behavior with her Be Best initiative. Her platform centers around visiting organizations, hospitals and schools, and she would be open to visiting the I Promise School in Akron.

OK—nauseating bullshit (and I truly hope LeBron keeps Melon as far away from his school as possible.

But, they can’t help shooting themselves in the foot. So when CNN tweeted:

Melon’s spokesperson couldn’t just let it go. Nope.

“Be Best is a sincere campaign meant to help children,” Grisham argued. “Not something for CNN to use to mock [the President of the United States].”

Fuck every last one of them.

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Skip Intro  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:19:23pm

re: #18 BeachDem

The only reason Melon would travel the world would be to buy her clothes.

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ObserverArt  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:22:17pm

re: #12 Backwoods_Sleuth

this nonsense again:

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I wonder if he told them he is “more elite than the elites” this time.

I think he has said that a couple times now.

If they hate the elites, isn’t someone more elite than the elites more hated???

I know I hate him.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:22:49pm

re: #18 BeachDem

“Be Best is a sincere campaign meant to help children,” Grisham argued. “Not something for CNN to use to mock [the President of the United States].”

We don’t care. Do U?

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Skip Intro  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:24:08pm

The Elite

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ObserverArt  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:27:19pm

re: #15 jaunte

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Hahahahahahahaha.

Proud boys!

Nothing like group of men’s men calling themselves boys. True as it is.

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freetoken  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:28:29pm

EastPac storms developing nicely:

Just this morning the probabilities of having 4 storms at once were not quite as high:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:28:45pm

re: #23 ObserverArt

Hahahahahahahaha.

Proud boys!

Nothing like group of men’s men calling themselves boys. True as it is.

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ObserverArt  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:32:22pm

re: #25 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I don’t know how they can leave the house looking like cartoon characters.

It’s more like they are going to Comic-Con than a political protest/march whatever.

Wait…maybe they are???

I know I am of a different generation. Does this have anything to do with some of the gaming and the fantasy in movies, books, etc.?

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freetoken  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:32:44pm

Should have included the satellite image, which has the probs overlayed:

Area of interest number 2 will probably interact with Eleven-E or AoI 1, in interesting ways. Different models show different outcomes, but one of them is that the merged storm ends up southwest of San Diego.

Where all storms go to die.

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fern01  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:35:42pm

re: #18 BeachDem

But her idiotic spokesperson couldn’t even get that right:

“Be Best is a sincere campaign meant to help children,” Grisham argued. “Not something for CNN to use to mock [the President of the United States].”

Fuck every last one of them.

It’s meant to help children but do we have any examples of children being helped? Sounds rather like trump’s rally telling us about all the new steel plants opening in the US - has anyone seen one of these new steel plants? Of course not.

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jaunte  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:36:23pm

Transit Union Refuses to Bring White Nationalists to ‘Unite the Right’ Rally

“Sources have shared with ATU Local 689 that a hate group with Ku Klux Klan affiliation will be provided three private Metro rail cars and police escort to Foggy Bottom Metro Station for the ‘Unite the Right’ 2018 rally,” the union said. “More than 80% of Local 689’s membership is people of color, the very people that the Ku Klux Klan and other white nationalist groups have killed, harassed and violated. The union has declared that it will not play a role in their special accommodation.”
fortune.com

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ObserverArt  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:41:40pm

OT Sports note.

Cleveland pitcher Corey Kluber just went 9 innings, beat the Angels 3-0 and he only threw 98 pitches. Nice. He was slightly injured a few weeks back and he struggled coming back from that. He is needed for the playoffs which hopefully Cleveland makes.

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:43:52pm

The SHADE

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SteveMcGriftFlynnComey... ...corruptemoligate RN  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:47:22pm

What do these people want? MJ said he supports James.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:53:50pm

I looked at this and thought, “Surely this is a spoof of a McNaughton painting!”, but no, it’s the genuine article. But why is Mr. Bean in a Judge’s wig above the right hand of Everyman?

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:56:25pm

re: #32 SteveMcGriftFlynnComey… …corruptemoligate RN

What do these people want? MJ said he supports James.

They want him to directly confront Trump, I want that too. I wanted Michael to tell Trump to keep his name out of his goddamned mouth and not use him as the go-to black basketball player that Trump deploys as a racist foil. The more cynical critiques I’ve heard that “Republican’s buy sneakers too,” ring true and MJ has a long history of playing it safe.

But fucking baby steps and all that, Jordan has gotten better recently and will likely continue to evolve with the times. MLH honestly has a point, it’s just that he’s exactly the wrong guy to be making it. If I’m being honest as a white dude I’m equally the wrong guy to be making it, which is why I’ve been so hesitant. Jordan got dragged into this shit against his will, he doesn’t really owe anybody here and he’s the only one who can determine what a “proper” response looks like.

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Skip Intro  Aug 4, 2018 • 6:58:27pm

re: #33 Blind Frog Belly White

So where are the legs of the guy with the cross? Is he standing in a hole?

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 4, 2018 • 7:00:09pm

re: #35 Skip Intro

So where are the legs of the guy with the cross? Is he standing in a hole?

“In tonight’s performance, the role of Jesus of Nazareth will be performed by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec.”

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Skip Intro  Aug 4, 2018 • 7:02:26pm

What this picture needs is Stalin and Hitler holding the lines to a Trump balloon.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 4, 2018 • 7:08:49pm

re: #37 Skip Intro

What this picture needs is Stalin and Hitler holding the lines to a Trump balloon.

The other day, his picture was Trump crossing The Swamp, an homage to “Washington Crossing The Delaware”. Since he drops these on Twitter, the Twitterati had a LOT of fun with it.

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Mattand  Aug 4, 2018 • 7:10:55pm

Yo.

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stpaulbear  Aug 4, 2018 • 7:12:00pm

re: #33 Blind Frog Belly White

I looked at this and thought, “Surely this is a spoof of a McNaughton painting!”, but no, it’s the genuine article. But why is Mr. Bean in a Judge’s wig above the right hand of Everyman?

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It looks like McNaughton gets his color palette inspirations from a Men’s Wearhouse store in Iowa.

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MsJ  Aug 4, 2018 • 7:12:56pm

re: #22 Skip Intro

The Elite

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I hate to break it to but but trump wouldn’t grab her kitty with Junior’s hand.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 4, 2018 • 7:16:30pm

re: #41 MsJ

I hate to break it to but but trump wouldn’t grab her kitty with Junior’s hand.

Speaking of Trump and sex, I saw a tweet the other day, that “Trump paid $290,000 to have sex with two women, so how great a dealmaker can he be?”

And I thought, “And one of those women, a lot of the guys who have had sex with her GOT PAID TO!”

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Mattand  Aug 4, 2018 • 7:16:46pm

re: #41 MsJ

I hate to break it to but but trump wouldn’t grab her kitty with Junior’s hand.

Me-OW!

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Aug 4, 2018 • 7:18:23pm

re: #6 Ace Rothstein

Ivanka sounds like she smokes three packs a day of Lucky non-filters.

Cultivating that “Smokey” deep voice that is sooooo sexxxyyy.

It failed.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 4, 2018 • 7:20:32pm

re: #38 Blind Frog Belly White

The other day, his picture was Trump crossing The Swamp, an homage to “Washington Crossing The Delaware”. Since he drops these on Twitter, the Twitterati had a LOT of fun with it.

Heh. Love this one.

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 4, 2018 • 7:24:24pm

Conservatives suck at basic language episode 4,352,756,918:

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BeachDem  Aug 4, 2018 • 8:13:36pm

re: #29 jaunte

Transit Union Refuses to Bring White Nationalists to ‘Unite the Right’ Rally

Let them rent buses if they’re too scared to ride the Metro with normal people. Why should Metro and the police make special accommodations for those assholes?


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